Author Topic: Ask Azzerae Anything  (Read 299872 times)

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #285 on: March 24, 2026, 05:14:48 PM »
Copies of Bell Family Last Will & Testament in my gmail inboxen(s) within twelve (12) hours or I make Steve Warner cry into his fists like a self-loathing tween (is it Tuesday already?) via some Sourceror–·¡§i-¡ çhicanery, and while distracted, I start seducing and fleecing his wimmin’s 15½+↑ progeny in the future, so not only will I be cool and a folk hero legend, no Sup. Court will have jurisdiction. EVER.

I've been gone 6 weeks since they had time to get rid of my poop but they didn't have time to do a composting toilet because they have their own toilets because they have houses all around here. That means he doesn't need sanctuary. That means it's an invasion so rights are different and the other guy is taking advantage of that and now it'll be a battle, since I can't turn him away, because he did the same thing. This puts you all in pirate pickle.


Oh you're welcome. I am not to be trifled with. That literally means give me some goddam money. Have fun storming the castle!

Also: welcome Damien, Darien, and Daryl to your team. They live with your crew. They steal Ben’s socks. THEY BALANCE THE BALANCE OF POWER, BEER CHAMPAGNE BREATH!

Scotty: GET LOST. You said you were bored. You asked for a beer. I was bored too. YOU ALL FUCKING KNEW.


THAT MAKES IT FELONY FALSE IMPRISONMENT, FRAUD, AGGRAVATED SEXUAL ASSAULT (2ND DEGREE), AND HEATHER THE CASH JOCKEY FROM OLIVE GARDEN AND THE SANDBOX AND THE CINDERBRAÜ ALL WANT YOU STAKED TO AN ANTHILL AND COVERED IN TERPE HONEY.

You didn't make me stronger. You made me disgusted with racist bigotry and police thuggery and while it has worked out in the end, you did it in service to The Dark Lord so that women who would otherwise never dream of debasing themselves, found themselves with no choice after Surprise Herpes. All she had to do was admit that she was informed and was involved BUT INSTEAD she chose to LIE MORE and now we all know why not to VIOLATE CONSENT OF MINOR CHILDREN.

Oh did anyone want this information kept CONFIDENTIAL? It is. THIS IS YOUR HIDDEN SUBNET AND I ALLOWED ALL THIS, JUST SO I WOULD NOT BE ON THE HOOK FOR BREAKING THE NEWS.

THERE IS NO TIMESTAMP SPIN THAT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE A VILLAIN BECAUSE I NEVER KNEW UNTIL COVID AND YOU HAD ME WAITING HOURS FOR WEED WHILE ROHYPNOL ON DAWN BY YOUR OWN SUBMISSION. THAT WASN'T CLASSY THAT WAS DELIBERATELY CRUEL.

NOW YOU LITERALLY HOLD MY MONEY WHILE HOLDING THE CALLS OF THE WOMEN WHO WANT TO HOLD MY DICK. MORE FEDERAL FELONY CHARGES.

BECAUSE BY THE TIME THEY READ THIS, I HAVE DIED. CAUSE CANNOT FOLLOW EFFECT, FOR WITHOUT CAUSE, THERE CAN BE NO EFFECT.

RAISE YOUR STANDARDS.
I HAVE NO REASON TO STRIVE.
EWE HAVE NO REASON TO SURVIVE.

FU FIVE:•:FIVE

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #286 on: March 26, 2026, 09:06:25 PM »
Copies of Bell Family Last Will & Testament in my gmail inboxen(s) within twelve (12) hours

This information has not been received. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

On your own head be īT

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #287 on: April 04, 2026, 03:44:13 PM »
How have you and Dari been, buddy? 🙂💯❤️☕

Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #288 on: April 04, 2026, 03:56:42 PM »
You've apparently made it next to impossible to be contacted, and that's okay. I just wanted to say hello. I hope all is well.

I still think of you. ❤️


Re: Ask Azzerae Anything
« Reply #289 on: May 30, 2026, 12:35:21 AM »
You've apparently made it next to impossible to be contacted,

You and Larry and Sara and Gabby/Connie came here around the time Corey did and pretended to ask me questions for about five minutes and then you split. Since then, you've been lying about your contact with me. (The phone rings and every single call is a man-in-the-middle-attack. Very obvious to me. Not obvious to anyone else. Has that really never been detected before? Did you really imagine it was going to work? I retract the queries, as I am not an official investigator, Jeremy. I mean, Matthew. I mean, Michael. Or David. Or Dave. Or... whatever works for you, Wyrdo.)

and that's okay.

You were supposed to keep me informed and when you asked me to lunch on Instagram, and deleted the invitation, and when you showed up to inquire, and then cut the meeting short and never saw me again, and when you deleted AC's messages about the Starlink and on-and-on, those were all you, coming along later, cleaning up the narrative, making things line up, because you are working diligently to make my replacement by the dybbuk (aka "your handler") a possible thing. These things are ancient, you know. Technomancy is a new twist but the replacement of a person with a changeling is an old trick, goes back to before Adam & Eve.

I just wanted to say hello. I hope all is well.

If you wanted me to hear it, you would have to take another route of communication. AND YOU KNOW THIS. All is -not- well. (Call the EPA. DO IT.) For example, I wanted a pizza, and that shrieking banshee you're calling a wife said that she bought a car for $2500 and was "broke." Ohh, okay. Broke, huh? Sounds like bullshit to me. But of course, that person has been weaponized to despise me. And would anyway. Since I love Her_Sister more than Those_Kids. (I fed those kids. Their mother won't feed me, even with access to MY MONEY. Seriously, this weaponization shit is pretty strong stuff. Whole family is juiced up to the gills and programmed to destroy me, huh? Without being at all obvious about it. It doesn't need to be obvious to me, lol, I love them and they're working to murder me. I can assure you: that feeling is a lot more than a tickle or a fantasy Spider-Sense(TM).) Bottom line, Connie/Val\Klayt + 4 is one hell of a mask for Eve, Soulmate of Lucifer, and where are Adam and Cain? Probably polishing up their Pon-Farr skills in the gym. wew lad.

I still think of you. ❤️

Dennis, I am your guy here. Everyone on the North American continent hates you, except for me! (Yes, your daughter has come to despise you; without being at all obvious about it.) Still, as I said: I'm your man. For now. In some media markets. Dunno about Guam. So few people do.



rtx, do you know that your technology is being repurposed by domestic terror cells that have misappropriated Divine technology and they use it willy-nilly in the field against U.S. Citizens and First Nations indigenous peoples? Men too! It's more likely than you might think.


Raytheon changing their name to rtx is a thigh-slapper for reasons I won't go into but I will say this: the woman, the man, and the dog living at 1416 (PROT-NotMyPresident'sHome) Avenue are -not- one Divine Being. They are, however, quantumly entangled with at least two (2) other parallel dimensions, possibly as many as five (5), and if you think going in with a team to extract The Hostage like she were Elian Gonzalez is going to -ever- work, you are sadly mistaken.

We're past that now. Way, way past. And I still don't know if she even has an anus at all. I do know that there are 7 (seven!) more of her sisters in harm's way now. SEVEN MORE SISTERS. Nice job, >MV. You sure managed to desecelate. /SMDH.


I am a star. You are a lawyer. Can you even go nova, jewbro? We are not the same. STAY HUNGRY. bbiab