COVID-19

[K_Dubb]

Always a place to hide Bro. 

Sweet coop!

[Asuka Langley]

[WOTR]

I seen this image of Alex Jones shilling this "Horse Paste" on /pol/. This shit is NOT Ivermectin! Taking this shit could fuck you up and there is no Ivermectin in it. The ingredients in some of these paste forms can blind you. Also do not drink Ivermectin dip that shit is not made to be taken internally.

Interesting that it is getting harder to come by. I finally broke down and bought some shipped from Canada. I was not going to bother- in my mind, covid is over and I just don't give a fuck anymore. But my sister had been researching it and wanted a couple tubes... So I picked some up for myself.

I still would not take it as a prophylactic (I really would be concerned about my gut microbiome), but I may take a closer look at the studies. So far as I can tell- it is generally considered safe with very few major side effects and has been used extensively in other countries. So, even if it is not a "cure", if it is something that "might help" and is pretty much guaranteed not to harm, then it would make sense. If you were told that Asprin "could" help, but that there was conflicting studies, you would probably buy a bottle and use it given the minor risks.

Like I said- I would actually have to research it a little- but being as I had a shipment coming anyhow (and I'm sure the Liberals will ban it in Canada in their typical authoritarian manner if reelected) I may as well have some on hand.  I bought a manual ventilator at the start of this thing when it looked like it may not be the worst idea, and I will spend $30 on this as well. I'm glad that the $$$ on the manual vent was wasted. I hope that this is also a waste of $.

[WOTR]

Biden to announce vaccine mandate for companies with more than 100 employees



https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-set-to-announce-vaccine-mandate-or-weekly-testing-for-companies-with-more-than-100-employees

It sure seems like this particular time in September is not really good for civil rights and liberty. I vote that we banish the month of September in future years.

[WOTR]

Active military F-22 pilots, among others, just walked off the job instead of getting the vaccine

I think he should be charged with treason. Telling China that at this moment the US forces are at an all time low in both morale as well as actual staffing is putting national security at risk. This man is obviously a white supremacist / domestic terrorist.

[K_Dubb]

No, this is entirely too reasonable!  How do you expect Uncle Joe to shift attention from the Afghan disaster without creating a new and deadly enemy for everyone to hate?  Tolerance and compassion are what people call for when they LOSE and the unvaxxed hogs are LOSING the debate, clogging the hospitals, demanding that sweet apple paste like spoiled children!  Everyone can see:  the covid has a delightful predilection for the kind of fat, opinionated boomers who host bottom-tier radio or post spicy memes on the facebook, their faces are being eaten in full public view.

Covid was a foreign invader and, while most of society gathered together to protect our most vulnerable, these hogs denied it was real, mocked anyone taking it seriously, resisted any effort to contain it, ditched their masks with smirk, forged their vaxx cards, and clickyshared every nonsensical piece of bullshit they could find.  It wasn't enough to sit back and wish the fighters and risk-takers well, they had to actively and defiantly spread it around.

Now they are about to learn what happens to Collaborators when the war is over:  they get rounded up, heads shaved, and flogged through the streets in a great spectacle for those who took the risks and bore the burden to exact Retribution.

[K_Dubb]

I still would not take it as a prophylactic (I really would be concerned about my gut microbiome)

It's a serious concern!

I'd probably take some, too, if I had it and got the coof, it couldn't hurt and might help.  Much like the vaccine.

[Asuka Langley]

Ivermectin also works on pin worms that plague the gay community

[K_Dubb]

We like the tapeworms though because they keep us thin.  If I wormed  myself I'd have to get all new inside-pets.

[pate]

It's a serious concern!

I'd probably take some, too, if I had it and got the coof, it couldn't hurt and might help.  Much like the vaccine.

I think you mixed that up, don't you mean "...it might hurt and couldn't help..." insofar as stopping the spread & flattening the curve and whatnot?

Leaving aside unverifiable media anecdotes about hospitals overflowing with dead bodies piling up outside the Emergency Rooms nationwide, I recently reviewed my personal store of anecdotes of people who have contracted the dread CornHoleEbola-19.5 viral scourge.

In my Midwest flyover country circle of friends and family, excluding myself, I know of no fewer than seven individuals who have contracted the CHE-19.5 over the past year and a half or so.  These are CONFIRMED cases, by the way:  all tested positive!  Dear lord, did any of them survive?

In short:  my anecdotal experience with the dread CornHoleEbola-19.5 is that it is 100% survivable, and most don't even notice that they have it.

First case, over 1 year ago:  Aged Hispanic Male (60+).  Annual VA checkup, no issues just checking the yearly box.  Asked post-checkup if there are any issues he might be experiencing, patient mentions that he "...has a slight cough..."  MedPros get GIANT HARD-ON and test for CHE-19.5, result is positive.  Patient is unaffected by symptoms, goes ahead and takes ManDated two/three weak vaycay.  Patient is mildly amused at the fuss, vaccination status: UNKNOWN.

Second case, between 1 year and 6 months ago:  Brother, (45-50 years age bracket).  Possible heart issues, cough with bloody sputum presents, fever.  Not cool.  Test comes back POSITIVE, told to "...go home and MAN UP..."  Two days of relative misery, drink water:  "Don't be a pussy, bro:  you got this!"  Case resolution:  SURVIVAL, but manhood questioned.

Third through seventh(+) cases:  less than 6 months ago.  Multiple victims, contact traced to nephew's girlfriend (patient zero/eighth case) spreads to brother, sister-in-law and nieces.  Two weak lockdown:  kids don't even know that they have it outside of POSITIVE test result (18-25 age bracket):  brother and sister-in-law (50-55 age bracket) complain of aches and loss of sense of taste.  Ibuprofen is indicated, relieves symptoms.  Consensus:  complete waste of time for TWO WEAKS, monetary down-time.  Not worth it, freaking stupid.

Conclusion:  CornHoleEbola-19.5 is 100% survivable, although if you are a pussy like one of my brothers you might get all freaked out and visit the Emergency Room.  Other than that, if you are in reasonably decent health you will be fine.  If you notice your nethers have a bit of sandiness, eat some freaking Ranger-Candy (Ibuprofen) you pussy and MAN UP.

Other than completely ANECDOTAL MEDIA REPORTS I have no knowledge of anyone, in ANY AGE BRACKET, succumbing to this world-ending plague.  At worst, it will be a minor (but survivable) inconvenience, much like the COMMON COLD/FLU.

Speaking for myself, I believe that I have survived the dread CHE-19.5 no fewer than two times:  first suspected case in January of 2020 and again about a weak ago.  First case of Jan 2020 there was no testing protocol available and the disease had not yet "officially" presented in CONUS, but something vile swept the street.

Case of last weak presented after hanging out with friends at a local watering hole where NO ONE was wearing masks, to include staff (CLEAR VIOLATION OF COUNTY MAN DATE.)  Three days later, I noticed that my underarm right side lymph-node was sore a bit and that my normal insane thinking pattern was a bit more insane than usual.  For shits and giggles, I went to the VA drive-thru test facility where the attendant Medical Pros were hanging out maskless playing on their phones in a tent in the parking lot.  They seemed annoyed at my intrusion into their working VAYCAY...

I informed them that I had an appointment for a test and gave my relevant deets, one of the fine MedPros went into a Conex and donned FULL HAZMAT gear and came out to take a nasal swab/perform lobotomy.  Honestly, the nasal aftermath of the test was WORSE than any symptoms I was experiencing, and by nightfall that same day I felt fine.  Even better when I got the POSITIVE test results confirming NATURAL IMMUNITY the next day.

All of the above is of course, COMPLETELY ANECDOTAL, but I feel that these anecdotal reports are FAR MORE RELIABLE than any of the fear-porn bullshit one might encounter in the Main Stream Media.

As for ANECDOTAL evidence regarding Caccines:  Mother, Father, Sister and Brother-in-Law all have had the silly and unnecessary things and if INFECTED have not presented symptoms or grown extra appendages (yet).  Parents had Pfizer, sibling and in-Law did the Jansen(Johnson & Johnson) route.  They try to virtue-signal with the mask bullshit, but are quickly defeated by the "Really?"-look.  Both father and brother-in-Law appear to not give a Wet Ripe Fuck and apparently went along with it all to shut the wymmin-folk up.

Broad (and bored) consensus is that this GAME IS GETTING OLD, can we play something else?

Honestly, no one even seems to bring it up anymore:  the elephant in the room seems to be gaining invisibility in a proportional relationship to the politicization of the dread virii...  Everyone seems to have achieved the unspoken agreement that there are a great many other things to worry about.

I am pleased to report that "FLY-OVER COUNTRY" is doing just fine and are patiently waiting for all y'all East/West coasters to shut up and die from whatever the hell is ailing you.  We promise to ONCE AGAIN rebuild this great nation from the rubble and ashes you dumb fucks keep making.



That is all, Carrie Anne.

[K_Dubb]

I think you mixed that up, don't you mean "...it might hurt and couldn't help..." insofar as stopping the spread & flattening the curve and whatnot?

Leaving aside unverifiable media anecdotes about hospitals overflowing with dead bodies piling up outside the Emergency Rooms nationwide, I recently reviewed my personal store of anecdotes of people who have contracted the dread CornHoleEbola-19.5 viral scourge.

In my Midwest flyover country circle of friends and family, excluding myself, I know of no fewer than seven individuals who have contracted the CHE-19.5 over the past year and a half or so.  These are CONFIRMED cases, by the way:  all tested positive!  Dear lord, did any of them survive?

In short:  my anecdotal experience with the dread CornHoleEbola-19.5 is that it is 100% survivable, and most don't even notice that they have it.

First case, over 1 year ago:  Aged Hispanic Male (60+).  Annual VA checkup, no issues just checking the yearly box.  Asked post-checkup if there are any issues he might be experiencing, patient mentions that he "...has a slight cough..."  MedPros get GIANT HARD-ON and test for CHE-19.5, result is positive.  Patient is unaffected by symptoms, goes ahead and takes ManDated two/three weak vaycay.  Patient is mildly amused at the fuss, vaccination status: UNKNOWN.

Second case, between 1 year and 6 months ago:  Brother, (45-50 years age bracket).  Possible heart issues, cough with bloody sputum presents, fever.  Not cool.  Test comes back POSITIVE, told to "...go home and MAN UP..."  Two days of relative misery, drink water:  "Don't be a pussy, bro:  you got this!"  Case resolution:  SURVIVAL, but manhood questioned.

Third through seventh(+) cases:  less than 6 months ago.  Multiple victims, contact traced to nephew's girlfriend (patient zero/eighth case) spreads to brother, sister-in-law and nieces.  Two weak lockdown:  kids don't even know that they have it outside of POSITIVE test result (18-25 age bracket):  brother and sister-in-law (50-55 age bracket) complain of aches and loss of sense of taste.  Ibuprofen is indicated, relieves symptoms.  Consensus:  complete waste of time for TWO WEAKS, monetary down-time.  Not worth it, freaking stupid.

Conclusion:  CornHoleEbola-19.5 is 100% survivable, although if you are a pussy like one of my brothers you might get all freaked out and visit the Emergency Room.  Other than that, if you are in reasonably decent health you will be fine.  If you notice your nethers have a bit of sandiness, eat some freaking Ranger-Candy (Ibuprofen) you pussy and MAN UP.

Other than completely ANECDOTAL MEDIA REPORTS I have no knowledge of anyone, in ANY AGE BRACKET, succumbing to this world-ending plague.  At worst, it will be a minor (but survivable) inconvenience, much like the COMMON COLD/FLU.

Speaking for myself, I believe that I have survived the dread CHE-19.5 no fewer than two times:  first suspected case in January of 2020 and again about a weak ago.  First case of Jan 2020 there was no testing protocol available and the disease had not yet "officially" presented in CONUS, but something vile swept the street.

Case of last weak presented after hanging out with friends at a local watering hole where NO ONE was wearing masks, to include staff (CLEAR VIOLATION OF COUNTY MAN DATE.)  Three days later, I noticed that my underarm right side lymph-node was sore a bit and that my normal insane thinking pattern was a bit more insane than usual.  For shits and giggles, I went to the VA drive-thru test facility where the attendant Medical Pros were hanging out maskless playing on their phones in a tent in the parking lot.  They seemed annoyed at my intrusion into their working VAYCAY...

I informed them that I had an appointment for a test and gave my relevant deets, one of the fine MedPros went into a Conex and donned FULL HAZMAT gear and came out to take a nasal swab/perform lobotomy.  Honestly, the nasal aftermath of the test was WORSE than any symptoms I was experiencing, and by nightfall that same day I felt fine.  Even better when I got the POSITIVE test results confirming NATURAL IMMUNITY the next day.

All of the above is of course, COMPLETELY ANECDOTAL, but I feel that these anecdotal reports are FAR MORE RELIABLE than any of the fear-porn bullshit one might encounter in the Main Stream Media.

As for ANECDOTAL evidence regarding Caccines:  Mother, Father, Sister and Brother-in-Law all have had the silly and unnecessary things and if INFECTED have not presented symptoms or grown extra appendages (yet).  Parents had Pfizer, sibling and in-Law did the Jansen(Johnson & Johnson) route.  They try to virtue-signal with the mask bullshit, but are quickly defeated by the "Really?"-look.  Both father and brother-in-Law appear to not give a Wet Ripe Fuck and apparently went along with it all to shut the wymmin-folk up.

Broad (and bored) consensus is that this GAME IS GETTING OLD, can we play something else?

Honestly, no one even seems to bring it up anymore:  the elephant in the room seems to be gaining invisibility in a proportional relationship to the politicization of the dread virii...  Everyone seems to have achieved the unspoken agreement that there are a great many other things to worry about.

I am pleased to report that "FLY-OVER COUNTRY" is doing just fine and are patiently waiting for all y'all East/West coasters to shut up and die from whatever the hell is ailing you.  We promise to ONCE AGAIN rebuild this great nation from the rubble and ashes you dumb fucks keep making.



That is all, Carrie Anne.

Sir, I am relieved you made it, and your family, too!  I agree with all your points except for two things:

1.  The current flyover standard for “in reasonably good health” is that you can make it from your coal-roller to the Old Country Buffet line without taking more than a little breather in the vestibule.  It isn’t hard for a little virus to choke out your wind when you are already half-strangled with blubber.  Fatties need to be poked by force because like the bovines they resemble they don’t know what’s good for them and barely have sense to get out of the rain, and they should be easy to catch unless they have one of those 35mph scooter things.

2.  While the noise of piggies squealing is bound to grow tiresome after a while, I am sorry to say I have acquired a taste for it and I am sure I am not alone.

[WOTR]

It's a serious concern!

I'd probably take some, too, if I had it and got the coof, it couldn't hurt and might help.  Much like the vaccine.

All right. I surrender. I wave the white flag.

I cannot compete with your display. I don't even know which other flags to add in this warfare.  I suppose there is always the swastika?

[pate]

Sir, I am relieved you made it, and your family, too!  I agree with all your points except for two things:

1.  The current flyover standard for “in reasonably good health” is that you can make it from your coal-roller to the Old Country Buffet line without taking more than a little breather in the vestibule.  It isn’t hard for a little virus to choke out your wind when you are already half-strangled with blubber.  Fatties need to be poked by force because like the bovines they resemble they don’t know what’s good for them and barely have sense to get out of the rain, and they should be easy to catch unless they have one of those 35mph scooter things.

2.  While the noise of piggies squealing is bound to grow tiresome after a while, I am sorry to say I have acquired a taste for it and I am sure I am not alone.

Ah yes, the Schwinnen question.  Of late I have been thinking of Ultimate Solutions to this porcine question, I have even bandied about either conversion to Judaism or Islam (not seriously though) and have arrived at an impasse:

To wit, is SchwineFliesch considered either halal or kosher as dog-food?

I have seen in the store Chicken, Beef and Lamb-based kibble, but to my recollection I have never seen a Pork-based canine feed product.  There are the Pig-Ear chews, but those seem more designed for toothy pleasure than actual sustenance...

I have noticed over the past few years that a certain BBQ restaurant nearby to the PFDRp is quite a pig-sty;  from fat waddling customers, staff and even menu selections.  Truly a filth-pit, although when they first opened the product was quite tasty it now seems to have both declined in quality and increased in price.  I note that the owner is a piggish Johnson County, KS parasite feeding at the trough of wealth that is KCMO...

I digress.  I think that more effort should be made on this Pig-front, the numbers are sadly behind by my reckoning.  I only care now which vector is more lethal to them:  be it a Caccine, natural infection or even a bullet dipped in Caccine serum/live virus...

I fear that theythe hobo elite aren't trying hard enough, faking the entire endeavor or otherwise lacking in results.  I think we need to step up the KamPain a bit, and fear that waiting for the next election cycle might actually turn out to be "A Day Late and A Dollar Short."

I think it is high thyme to Stop Being Stupid and take this shit Siriusly and get on with the fixin's.  This b/s is pushing the SpaceFarms initiative too far out into the future.  I had hoped to get the SpaceFarms operational in Two Weaks from now, but this nonsense seems to have thrown a wooden clog into the machinations on that.

I haven't checked lately, do you know of any developments on the rectification of that fraudulent election?  I believe now more than ever our country needs some real leadership, from real leaders.  This fake sham PresidAint is sadly performing exactly as expected, and it is a wonder to me what circumstances led to this unfortunate situation.

Do cheaters, in fact, win?  It flies in the face of Conventional Wisdom!

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

[K_Dubb]

All right. I surrender. I wave the white flag.

I cannot compete with your display. I don't even know which other flags to add in this warfare.  I suppose there is always the swastika?

Sure, or the Iron Cross, or the Double Eagle, or the blue-and-white checks of Bavaria, wherever your family is from, just make it up!  That's all Himmler did.

[K_Dubb]

Ah yes, the Schwinnen question.  Of late I have been thinking of Ultimate Solutions to this porcine question, I have even bandied about either conversion to Judaism or Islam (not seriously though) and have arrived at an impasse:

To wit, is SchwineFliesch considered either halal or kosher as dog-food?

I have seen in the store Chicken, Beef and Lamb-based kibble, but to my recollection I have never seen a Pork-based canine feed product.  There are the Pig-Ear chews, but those seem more designed for toothy pleasure than actual sustenance...

I have noticed over the past few years that a certain BBQ restaurant nearby to the PFDRp is quite a pig-sty;  from fat waddling customers, staff and even menu selections.  Truly a filth-pit, although when they first opened the product was quite tasty it now seems to have both declined in quality and increased in price.  I note that the owner is a piggish Johnson County, KS parasite feeding at the trough of wealth that is KCMO...

I digress.  I think that more effort should be made on this Pig-front, the numbers are sadly behind by my reckoning.  I only care now which vector is more lethal to them:  be it a Caccine, natural infection or even a bullet dipped in Caccine serum/live virus...

I fear that theythe hobo elite aren't trying hard enough, faking the entire endeavor or otherwise lacking in results.  I think we need to step up the KamPain a bit, and fear that waiting for the next election cycle might actually turn out to be "A Day Late and A Dollar Short."

I think it is high thyme to Stop Being Stupid and take this shit Siriusly and get on with the fixin's.  This b/s is pushing the SpaceFarms initiative too far out into the future.  I had hoped to get the SpaceFarms operational in Two Weaks from now, but this nonsense seems to have thrown a wooden clog into the machinations on that.

I haven't checked lately, do you know of any developments on the rectification of that fraudulent election?  I believe now more than ever our country needs some real leadership, from real leaders.  This fake sham PresidAint is sadly performing exactly as expected, and it is a wonder to me what circumstances led to this unfortunate situation.

Do cheaters, in fact, win?  It flies in the face of Conventional Wisdom!

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

Sir, the latest intel I am receiving from the General of Antifa is that chuds will be gathering on September 18 in DC, there is every hope that they will look as ridiculous as they did in January and make everyone hate them even more.  I am beginning to feel sorry for the chuds being so easily gamed, some of them might be kind of cute if they dropped fifty or sixty.

As far as challenges to the last election, one Republican candidate in WA who didn't even win the primary is claiming Stolen Election and filing suit.  This is just going to be a thing now, a way for campaigns to keep raising money even after a loss.  Apparently in Texas or somewhere down there they are trying to ban this thing where they bus black folks to the polls after church on Sunday, which is the silliest thing I ever heard, I came from some real bible-thumpers and nobody ever said anything about politicking in church, it just wasn't done.  Sounds fishy to me, ban that shit.  But the hard work of proving fraud by precinct-canvassing using public election records won't be done as long as the election challenges get co-opted by pillow folk.

I think a "vaxx the fatties" campaign is the answer to get this covid mess behind us.  As well as providing a fun spectacle it will sate the commies' love of coercion and the fashies' love of denunciation all at the same time, and maybe get some of them vaxx-dodgers back in shape so they can take their shirts off and make protests great again.