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[Robert Mugabe]

It’s still sore! 

To be fair, it's not unusual for you to complain about feeling sore on a Friday night.

[K_Dubb]

To be fair, it's not unusual for you to complain about feeling sore on a Friday night.

Five Weeks, Baby!!! 👉🏿👌🏻

[Robert Mugabe]

The K_Dubb diet plan:

[K_Dubb]

👆🏻Seething, jealous floppy-haired twit 🍑

[Robert Mugabe]

👆🏻Seething, jealous floppy-haired twit 🍑

Looks better than that sculpted meringue atop your peanut-sized noddle.

[K_Dubb]

Looks better than that sculpted meringue atop your peanut-sized noddle.

That is all so much huff and puff without a picture.  Where the devil is my picture?  Here I routinely lay out the dubious charms of my person, subjecting them to judgment and scorn, purely to give my rabid fat-shaming the ring of credibility while, as far as anyone knows, you are just one of those gray anonymous lumps without a neck at all I see staring back at me when I look at bellbook.

[K_Dubb]

It is a sorry sight, the great unmasking of the bellgab horde.  Why I cared at all for anything any of those miserable sexless drones thought about anything is the greatest mystery of all.

Here I am pretty sure we have all of the cute ones if that is really papi ❤️, except KSM 😢

[Robert Mugabe]

That is all so much huff and puff without a picture.  Where the devil is my picture?  Here I routinely lay out the dubious charms of my person, subjecting them to judgment and scorn, purely to give my rabid fat-shaming the ring of credibility while, as far as anyone knows, you are just one of those gray anonymous lumps without a neck at all I see staring back at me when I look at bellbook.

A few years ago I had to pose for the BBC. I was outside the Albert Hall and they filmed me looking pensively at a booklet. I was acutely self-conscious, particularly when I heard them say 'tight shot'. We're not all performative sluts.

[K_Dubb]

A few years ago I had to pose for the BBC. I was outside the Albert Hall and they filmed me looking pensively at a booklet. I was acutely self-conscious, particularly when I heard them say 'tight shot'. We're not all performative sluts.

You’re Rob Barnett, I knew it!  Could be worse, you might have been David Hurwitz.  You poor thing!  Well send me that one, then; I will never use it against you no matter how much you vex me.

[Robert Mugabe]

You’re Rob Barnett, I knew it!  Could be worse, you might have been David Hurwitz.  You poor thing!  Well send me that one, then; I will never use it against you no matter how much you vex me.

Don't know Barnett, but I'm familiar with Hurwitz, that odious old queen.

[K_Dubb]

Don't know Barnett, but I'm familiar with Hurwitz, that odious old queen.

Haha Hurwitz is a pure delight to read because he actually has cranky old hobbyhorses and is breathtakingly self-unaware, I don’t think he really hears the music any more, it’s just another excuse to go on one of his tirades.  When I am old and fat and bald I will be just like him.

[Walks_At_Night]

You’re Rob Barnett, I knew it!  Could be worse, you might have been David Hurwitz.  You poor thing!  Well send me that one, then; I will never use it against you no matter how much you vex me.

I think he is that Cruising the Cut dude myself. It explains his mysterious absences. Released a video saying that he wasn't even going to be cruising around wasting his life much anymore. Was just gonna mope around that floating single-wide trailer of his. Basically semi-retiring from his semi-retirement so to speak. I'm not sure if his pay pigs let him get away with it or not.

BTW. Nice hat. Dork..........

[K_Dubb]

I think he is that Cruising the Cut dude myself. It explains his mysterious absences. Released a video saying that he wasn't even going to be cruising around wasting his life much anymore. Was just gonna mope around that floating single-wide trailer of his. Basically semi-retiring from his semi-retirement so to speak. I'm not sure if his pay pigs let him get away with it or not.

BTW. Nice hat. Dork..........

Hehehe oh he biwt hisself a Camper-Van!  Would be cute but the accent is all wrong.

[Walks_At_Night]

Hehehe oh he biwt hisself a Camper-Van!  Would be cute but the accent is all wrong.

Oh I suppose you are right. It always comes back to this surly bastard, doesn't it?

[K_Dubb]

Oh I suppose you are right. It always comes back to this surly bastard, doesn't it?

Damn close!  Here he is, waiting for Proms tickets, just like he said:



Has that typical overfed mutton-faced florid look they all get eventually.

https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/2015/07/why-every-progressive-person-should-sing-proms-praises