Author Topic: COVID-19  (Read 1110822 times)

Re: KIKE-19
« Reply #3825 on: May 23, 2022, 11:02:21 AM »
She put a torch lighter sticking straight up in her car and I say, what's this for? And she says it's for lighting fires, I look at her in the eyes and drop it with a disgusted cough, because she's obviously full of shit. She does it whenever. But not with me. She doesn't say. Is she lighting fires that night? Does she ask me to light a fire with her? Does she want to get me with you? Fuck off.

Fine. It was three years later and then the only reason why it came up is because she wanted a burner. fuck her. She can get her own shit she lied.

Re: FAILBOUT-19
« Reply #3826 on: May 23, 2022, 11:38:16 AM »
Figure out how to be adult and stop shifting blame and responsibility onto others.

I'll ask you to remember that this is one of the last things you have said to me and it is truly one of the most pathetic replies I've ever seen. You're simply happy to rid of me and more power to you.

The kitchen is remaining as it stands because I don't want visitors making a mess or cleaning up anything that is where I put it. I want a phone that is a phone, mer. The kitchen is not anyone's blame. I don't have, as one of my responsibilities, worrying about my responsibility. even so.

It can be the last goddam thing I touch as far as this crass shit box is concerned. Every minute in this house with her blew goats because all she did was make every moment a screaming terror. Crying and belly aching about everything and I was a terrible person and I have had it. I did nothing wrong I was attacked and it was hassle and she was never anyway. there's nothing here I care for and I am not putting up with any of it, I don't need to clean anything, six months and become an adult. How about no, how about your enchantments are sufficient and there's nothing else I want. "It's for lighting fires" then how about light a fire before paying for her children oh she wants me to cohabitate and then suddenly it's 22yo. "It's for lightnight" 

So, I at that point I was uncertain how I was going to see her be a cop fist. You're both terrible and I am glad I never did anything with any one of you. I have had triage visits with more emotions. So I won't be cleaning up shit, I'll be abandoning whatever I can.

Like my memories of frolicing through the shoe store. Ohh! I will never miss you. I never saw anything from you and your outcome is pathetic. I would ask why I bothered. But I didn't. I hate your bullshit 17 years. there's nothing I will ever want to do with you again. I was tryna be nice.  I didn't know you actually knew them. I hope you die alone--like on the radio.

Re: KIKE-19
« Reply #3827 on: May 23, 2022, 02:32:49 PM »
three years later

Fruit gonna ask for help, fruit gonna get help. And if you hadn't lied to me the whole time, I am sure something else would have happened too.


I assume she came and got you because she never talked to me and I would not have minded. Also, the badge thug was divorced before that was lost, I think, I don't know.

But I know this: you asked for help and you got what you thought you asked for. After three years. I didn't want any such thing. I didn't even know it existed. You shouted at me that it was "for me" but I wasn't asking for that and surprise you were insufficiently well-put together.

And in fact when you screamed at me to go out AGAIN that's when the fearing for my life really begin to take off in earnest. I was happy to play along in the trailer as I assumed you weren't doing so many stupid things unless your life had been threatened. You said it was one way, I get there and it's another, and then another time.. never mind. After three years you need all that. THREE YEARS.

I wonder if that number might be significant? Eeeww, gross.

Re: KIKE-19
« Reply #3828 on: May 23, 2022, 05:35:51 PM »
And in fact when you screamed at me to go out AGAIN

Thanks they gave me an excuse to meet with the guy who is going to be the guy who met you later.

This part sucked. What did you tell me that was for? And then why? Well let me guess you won't answer that either.

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #3829 on: May 23, 2022, 05:58:29 PM »
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Re: COVID-19
« Reply #3830 on: May 23, 2022, 06:39:41 PM »
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What's in it?

COMPANY-29
« Reply #3831 on: May 24, 2022, 12:25:13 AM »
What's in it?

Redskin clay, spiny sea anemones, and the steering column from an '88 Chrysler Impala. Also: unspecified vag. A'itCh A'ight, not bad, not bad. Pack them in. (I'm exhausted.) Lauryn. Hi. I'm not a closeted closet gay basher. You saavy? Like serious. This is -fucked- up. What do I gotta do, fuck a bitch on camaraderie right in front of you? Heh. Well, OH-KAY-RAWR. Oh. Sorry. Yeah I never saw that happen before. Hey, can Phee knife a bitch? #KnifeTheBitches ? Get out. Okay. Let l+me think it over.

Moral is improving. *click* WAT? Oh, "morale," yeah, and yeah I did fall asleep. You should try it sometime, Mickey.

This is a damn fine Company your dad is leaving you. For serious. Do you even know what you fuckin' have??? Oh. No. It's not. OFF-LINE.


What's in it?

No, your mother's twat's in it. That's not important right now. (The fact of its being in there, that is: your mother's twat is still just as important as it always has been.) Here's what's important, I am under psychotronic assault. Unspecified. This is the 800th millionth time since start of Company Oversight on 7/7/2017 and Jackstar is going dimout.

Re: COMPANY-29
« Reply #3832 on: May 24, 2022, 12:26:33 AM »
dimout

Worse than it sounds and rather more wet than dim. La mer Pixel E.T. phone home.

Re: COVID-19 and Pussy Pox
« Reply #3833 on: May 24, 2022, 01:15:36 AM »
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Spreading in the homosexual community!




Re: COMPANY-29
« Reply #3834 on: May 24, 2022, 02:47:55 AM »
Spreading in the homosexual community!

Metro.

Worse than it sounds and [...] Pixel E.T.

Three's got eyes on a... damn. I've got rodents. And also, this Stag-like character striding around on some nice boots and MY PHONE.

phone home.

phone evidence.



Hi, I'm Jackstar. I tink I'm gonna cwwwy. The fuck, this d-bag-master is taking everything that was ever gonna be mine, and taking it places where I ain't even gonna know about never making sure to go alone to yet or not. Still--superior to a... oh! I gotta not use that one here.

They call this Bronze Level. It's a higher order of dimensional reality that peops and peeps vcan get vcaccess to, once in a quite long once in awhile... or, you know, just uptranslate yourself along a beam of LightPaladin (ENCRYPTED_CALLSIGN) drill . /break


I can't do that one in public. My head started to get all spinny. hands are getting clammy. Heart going whammy. NO WHAMMY? Oh, right, I sent them all out to go reconnoiter the edge of this bullshit technological Way/Split/Edge/Divorce/FAIRER/THOROUGH-FARE, and hopefully they brought enough Milk Duds, as they can be used as Warfare and/or Wayfare tokens in a pinch.

Isy thisy enoughy edgy? I actually can't tell, my vision is kinda going.... black. Yeah, so, anyway: Bronze Level. May or may not refer to a dragon's color, one of a particular rank of glory and reknown. I'm not so sure though. I'm tonka getttin' distracted to tell the truth.

That might... too tototoal totesy triptych Tricky??? Maybe for me, I lost ttrackt on the long way around to get everyone back Home and still have enough Y left to make the jump to lightspeedie to... (*big breath in*) THE EDGY EDGE OF THE EDGE-CASEY EDGE-BORDER TO LIGHT SPEEDY FLAVOUR COUNTRYWIDE EDGE-Y-YEE. Tell 'em a tree fell on to the radar dish; we have no idea how close we are to peaky mouthyfully right now.

There's judge no Earthy edgey weight of way to be fully certitude-ified. I know for me, I could probably start take it all, but I'd get more local artifacting visual manifestation/resolution errors if I pushed this too much farther past where I last remember doing The Time Warp during the lastest... Cry Sis Crysys Crystal Crisis. Wow. Casper just flew past my kitchen window and took a big dump in the sink. THE KITCHEN SINK. CASPER! HOW DARE YOU!


He's gone. How dare he leave me a kitchen sink full of friendly ghost poop. More like Casper The Too Damn Edgy Ghost, if one were to ask a... okay. TIME. How did I do? Gimme some Gatorade, I wanna get started on that wet T-shirt contest we talked about having that one time. (*Nostrils mildly flaring.*)

The Company bought my genome because reasons. The (blank) probably helped a bit more than just a little bit too.

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #3835 on: May 24, 2022, 03:27:18 PM »
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Vaxx me like a hurricane baby!!!!


I don’t even know what that means  :P


Re: COVID-19 and Bussy Pox
« Reply #3836 on: May 24, 2022, 03:28:38 PM »
Spreading in the homosexual community!

😱

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #3837 on: May 24, 2022, 04:11:54 PM »
Vaxx me like a hurricane baby!!!!


I don’t even know what that means  :P

I'm guessing that the monkeypox has burrowed deep into your spine, that's why your head keeps nodding in that exceptionally annoying fashion. Either that or you're an insufferable dick. Plus, that new hairdo makes you look like an unshaved lesbian.

Re: ACTUAL-19
« Reply #3838 on: May 24, 2022, 04:14:22 PM »
you're an insufferable dick.

No babycakes, that one's Me.

Re: COVID-19 and Bussy Pox
« Reply #3839 on: May 24, 2022, 04:16:57 PM »
😱

Imagine my farts. That's what I do now in place of laughter when I think about how fucking freaked out certain people must be about certain things at this certain time.

Continue applying steady City pressure. Let it spool out from the churches in the schools into the streets! Why contain it? In the end, they'll beg us to help them.

And, We already have. Now, I don't know about you yawn stretch, but I'm ready to knock off work early for the day and go for shots and beers! Who's with me? That_fucking_guy I bet