Pate- Attend! Somebody summon MD. The early signs of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease are clearly manifesting themselves. A once proud man with a high IQ and good vocabulary has been reduced to claiming "But he did it first."
As this is a common utterance from my five year old cousin, I am concerned at the rate of decline. I need to know if there is any hope of recovery for Dubb? Can anything be done to reverse these side effects of the vaccine (and has anybody reported this clear case of mental decline to the FDA yet?)
I believe a denial at this stage (something along the lines of "Am not") might signal irreversible damage. How, exactly do we go about treating CJd over the internet?
One Hundred Fifty-one,
Monday "JEWELED ALIEN" : "EYE DEW" : "TRIUMVIRATE ARCH" "ASS INDENT SEA" : "PLANK, DON'T RUN"Classification:
FOCUOTo:
CMDR - AFL(I)Corps(CAN), ALLCONwOTR, to my knowledge
Dr. MD MD never
publicly joined the MAPA campaign, so
officially I cannot summon him. That being said, he may have privately joined The Cause, on that I am Nautical Shore. If he has done so privately he is a member of one of the subsidiary affiliated parties; including but not restricted to the (aye), (eye) & (I) parties.
On the CJd front, I do not believe that is treatable via the Intar-tubes. I say that with the caveat that I am not a Medical Doctor-type, it may very well be: Nautical Shore.
For now I would like to Table the above (I believe we have quorum present) so I will Table it as seconded and passed (subject to Proceedure &c)...
This conversation in particular seems to highlight one of the great many reasons I had for creating the MAPA movement/initiative. I had noticed over the years that the Democrat/Republican dichotomy was absurd and essentially reflexive on political positions each party takes. If one party finds an issue that the other party has not made an "official" stand on they will craft a sort of "For/Against" question. Let us take this "Mask Man Date" thing: I don't know "who started it" but one side or the other at some point proposed "Man Dating" as a potential "FIX" for the CornHoleEbola-19.5 issue. With stunning rapidity, the battle lines were drawn: One side favored "Man Dating" and the other naturally had to stand against "Man Dating".
Hear we are now with the logical conclusion of reflexive political positioning on specific issues that are
tangentially related to the "Man Dating" issue which is in its own specific case an
n-dimensional issue of {
n: 1,2}; in the case of
n=1 it is a simple {
n: -∞,0,∞} set of solutions, and in the case
n=2 we assign the y-axis to one side and the x-axis to the other and end up with a simple Cartesian planar relation ship between the various positions: {
n: (-x,-y), (x,-y), (-x, y), & (x, y), (0,0)}.
For anyone still able to follow along they will note that in both cases there are
MORE than two positions to take on the "Man Dating" issue; in the case of
n=1 you have {"yes", "don't care", "no"} and in the case of
n=2 you have {"NO, NO"; "YES, but NO"; "NO, but YES"; "YES,YES"; & "STILL DON'T CARE"}.
Hear is an info-graphic that may assist in visualizing the concept:
Hopefully, it is crystal-clear in a laser-like fashion that attempts at simplification in political positioning are quite myopic as
"Simple Solutions For Simple Minds"*
actually generates absurd complexities that are self-nullifying or
{empty} solution sets as
n approaches ∞.
This, incidentally, is the pure genius of the MAPA campaign: by creating
THREE separate and distinct subsidiary parties {
(aye), (eye) & (I)} I have expanded the
dim(
n) of the old useless political paradigm to at
minimum {
n≥5} or {"(aye)", "(D)", "(eye)", "(I)", "(R)"} parties. The MAPA party now has absolute dominance in 5D-space while simultaneously existing
outside of 5D-space!
Naturally, this expands the "game" from
3D-Chess to
5D-Go:
I am Nautical Shore if anyone is still cogent at this point on the steadily-growing
MAPA Ship-of-State, but you may all be assured,
my people; My hand is steady upon the wheel as we chart new courses into the expanding political universe that I have so graciously introduced to you all.
Hear, musaks:
Thank you in advance! It is an honor to swerve.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?"ediot: *
"Simple Solutions For Simple Minds" is now an Official Planck in the MAPA campaign
