Author Topic: COVID-19  (Read 1109448 times)

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #960 on: July 01, 2021, 08:57:42 AM »
K_Dubb says not to worry. Everything is going to be hunky-dory.

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Behavioural Warfare and Covid-19: Why are Psychologists Advising the Government? - There is a war on for your mind, as behavioural scientists increasingly shape the narrative that you hear and see. This is especially true in regards to Covid-19. As a UK government document from March of last year stated, “many issues around the coronavirus response relate to behaviour.”

This is why the UK government has an entire team of behavioural scientists who work to improve public compliance with scientific dictates in relation to Covid-19. It is called the Independent Scientific Pandemic Insights Group on Behaviours (SPI-B), with a similar group formed during the co-called swine flu pandemic of 2009/10 and the Ebola crisis of 2014.
The behavioural team is a sub-group of the Scientific Advisory Group for Emergencies (SAGE), which advises the UK government on Covid-19. This sub-group is comprised of more than 40 scientists and academics, from such fields as health psychology, social psychology and anthropology. They provide “behavioural science advice aimed at anticipating and helping people adhere to interventions that are recommended by medical or epidemiological experts.”

The behavioural sub-group has suggested various measures. In order to increase public compliance with Covid dictates for instance, the sub-group suggested “increasing risk perceptions.” A UK government document also notes that the behavioural sub-group is “maintaining a log of COVID-19 specific behavioural science, including polling.” In other words, Covid-19 is the grandest live social experiment in human history, and we are the guinea pigs.



https://noqreport.com/2021/06/28/governments-are-engaging-in-behavioral-warfare-to-push-vaccines-is-this-just-the-dry-run/

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #961 on: July 01, 2021, 10:30:15 AM »
VACCINES are the issue of the moment

My natural immune system protects me from vaccines by arranging my parasympathetic nervous system to only allow me to become aroused by potential mates who relentlessly obsess on a mind-shattering phobia of needles while covered in tattoos and driven by the notion of receiving acupuncture treatments without payment.

As long as vaccines keep being administered through skin jibba-jabba, Grapefruit will never let those voodoo witch doctors near me. Two out of three ain't bad, is good enough for me, and is more than enough to trigger apocalyptic fits of rage at the very notion, and since her whole family but herself have been vaxxed and will consequently no doubt be dead in very short order, I'll finally have her all to myself. Muhahaha.

What can I tell you? It's good to trust The Plan.

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #962 on: July 01, 2021, 10:47:16 AM »
slam poetry

Holy f****** s***, I am f****** Jon Snow.

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Poetry slams began in Chicago in 1984

Turkey basters. Had to have been. Cattle inseminators, although likely in far more plentiful supply and with more options available (options? You might think plug and play would have been enough, but believe me, you’d not likely  imagine what some of these types have come to expect as de rigueur), would have been too conspicuous at the club, even backstage. (Get it? Backstage. A jab so subtle, I am forced to reiterate my strict devotion to forced monogamy. (Wait, maybe I have that backwards. Backwards, get it? (Yeah, by now, I bet some of you do.)))


What, no laughter? It's so quiet in here, I can hear a pin drop. Tough crowd.

Re: COVID-19 is over, Gov. Dumdum will declare victory tomorrow
« Reply #963 on: July 01, 2021, 10:50:32 AM »
There is no victory.  There is only depair. Worse than smallpox and the vaxx is useless.

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1409737621002199040
https://twitter.com/NicoleStoutPT/status/1409959585566412810

Wow. 3 whole deaths in LA.

So with the heat wave,British Columbia has (supposedly) seen over 480 sudden deaths of (mostly) seniors. The response of the premier? there is a matter of personal responsibility’ citizens have in keeping themselves cool

Oh, and also "fatalities are a fact of life"

Now, I don't disagree with the little weasel. But this is a premiere who still is trying to dissuade Canadians from visiting his province because "Covid." Why are fatalities a fact of life when they are heat related, but not when they are Covid related?

0 Covid deaths yesterday- a hundred heat related deaths. But that is fine. People are disposable if they do not succumb to Covid. Just let let one 95 year old terminally ill half dead senior pass away, and we should continue with the lock downs for eternity according to this bought and paid for politician...

Fuck me, this is stupid.

https://www.burnslakelakesdistrictnews.com/news/fatalities-are-a-fact-of-life-horgan-says-as-heat-wave-deaths-number-in-the-dozens/
https://bc.ctvnews.ca/heat-wave-update-486-sudden-deaths-reported-in-b-c-over-5-days-1.5492288

Re: COVID-19 is over, Gov. Dumdum will declare victory tomorrow
« Reply #964 on: July 01, 2021, 11:00:37 AM »
Fuck me, this is stupid.

Look, I'm not going to lie, I'm not available, but... If I were not a wanted man in Canada, that kind of hot ‘N’ sexy pillow talk might be enough to send me head over heels, damn the torpedoes.

I would send Grapefruit to go get you and bring you back for me to discuss philosophy with, but she can't climb fences anymore and the flying car is stuck at the shop, so that's right out. Maybe I'll take a nap and and I'll wake up and this will all have just been an idle passing thought.

Alternately, I might never sleep again. A Canadian just exhibited legitimate self-awareness in public, which may well be a sign that Actual First Contact may well be indeed be close at hand, and what with The Rummy, the Mack, and The Coz all storyboarding the reboot of Trading Places on the same day... well, I'm glad I got all that swallowing practice in already, I'll say that much.

This is exciting, isn't it? My mommy paid for my seat, but I only need the edge, which is great because my lunch box needs to be kept safe behind me. Because reasons.

Re: COVID-19 is over, Gov. Dumdum will declare victory tomorrow
« Reply #965 on: July 01, 2021, 11:04:45 AM »
Wow. 3 whore deaths in LA.

Dibs.

Re:Corn Teen
« Reply #966 on: July 01, 2021, 04:14:10 PM »
I will answer all of these questions in a future thread tentatively titled “My Descent Into Oppositional Defiance” which will be a multimedia presentation of High Art featuring slam poetry, interpretive dance, and pantomime.  Show you garden-variety narcissists how it is done.

*golf-clap*

Which is amusingly the proposed name of teh next variance...

Nautical




Re: Common (catholick_s[) Flow Vrlg-2905~19.5
« Reply #967 on: July 01, 2021, 04:23:23 PM »

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #968 on: July 01, 2021, 04:52:13 PM »
That was a feint, hoping you would attack the main thrust of the argument, that the VACCINES are the issue of the moment, as many believe they were all along.

There is nothing to attack.  Again, I refuse to be astonished when public health promotes vaccinations, that is kind of their job. 

Re: COVID-19
« Reply #969 on: July 01, 2021, 04:52:31 PM »

Re: COVID-19 is over, Gov. Dumdum will declare victory tomorrow
« Reply #970 on: July 01, 2021, 05:00:17 PM »
Wow. 3 whole deaths in LA.

So with the heat wave,British Columbia has (supposedly) seen over 480 sudden deaths of (mostly) seniors. The response of the premier? there is a matter of personal responsibility’ citizens have in keeping themselves cool

Oh, and also "fatalities are a fact of life"

Now, I don't disagree with the little weasel. But this is a premiere who still is trying to dissuade Canadians from visiting his province because "Covid." Why are fatalities a fact of life when they are heat related, but not when they are Covid related?

0 Covid deaths yesterday- a hundred heat related deaths. But that is fine. People are disposable if they do not succumb to Covid. Just let let one 95 year old terminally ill half dead senior pass away, and we should continue with the lock downs for eternity according to this bought and paid for politician...

Fuck me, this is stupid.

https://www.burnslakelakesdistrictnews.com/news/fatalities-are-a-fact-of-life-horgan-says-as-heat-wave-deaths-number-in-the-dozens/
https://bc.ctvnews.ca/heat-wave-update-486-sudden-deaths-reported-in-b-c-over-5-days-1.5492288

That is not the same thing at all since heat stroke isn’t catching, sure some oldster might sideswipe you with his Buick in his swerve to the final exit but the r number for heat-induced coronaries (complicated by obesity and age and the Cinnabon you just hoovered) is effectively null.

Re: Covidiocy
« Reply #971 on: July 01, 2021, 05:19:01 PM »
Not to de-rail the TrainWreck;



Something about that seemed a bit "north of the boarder", k-naut confident...

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Re: Covidiocy (Bioshock-variant)
« Reply #972 on: July 01, 2021, 06:06:51 PM »
my time in Afghanistan

Welcome home. Here's your ashtray.


where we were issued a common anti-biotic as an anti-malarial prophlyactic with accompaning orders stating that it was a standing order that the daily dose was absolutely to be taken
[...]
Most people elected to not take it

>standing orders
>most people refuse
>Afghanistan
>biggest ET parkinglot east of Thule
>entering every underground bunker to be found
>time passes
>bat soup virus



#ThingsPunylingsDo

Re: CornHoleEbola-Homie Variant (console ATARI-tron version .rar)
« Reply #973 on: July 01, 2021, 06:18:23 PM »
Welcome home. Here's your ashtray.
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#ThingsPunylingsDo

You actually HAVE one of those?  That was in my pre-pub-scent phase of Pots-Post-Modernavision™ which was obviously designated as a HoneyP:© Alt-Leaf symbiote.



KUDOAS, and I meme teh "Milky-Bar" special!

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