COVID-19

[WORTHAUGERa]

This doesn't look like any kind of kayfabe to me.
[...]
.

You really—simply do not want to know.

Scientists [...] HORRIFIC

Do not panic.
I'm Here.

[WORTHAUGERa]

That doesn't look like five needles to Me.


67.170.FU.133

IP IP IP TOR IP

[Worthauger]

You really—simply do not want to know.

Do not paniK.
I'm Here.

I'll taKe my pancaKes off the air.

[Worthauger]

Scientists have examined

"Look, look, right there... RIGHT THERE! We might have just found a piece of The Maze. Bitch—wait, excuse me, I'm sorry, that wasn't professional. Nurse Bitch, hand me those forceps. I AM NOT USING THE WORLD PLEASE." *stick*

Fucking amateurs. *ahem* I know you've been waiting for this, you've all been waiting for this, hang on, let me tie off... okay. Here we go:

[size=55]Calypso, sic Doctor balls.[/size]

[WOTR]

Post the gun you are going to open the door with when Biden comes knocking to inject you with homo juice in Minecraft

I have concluded that they should probably recruit people in Utah. That is a group very used to going door to door with "good" news that nobody wants to hear and insisting that they be allowed to say their bit.

I have also concluded that at some point (with the right person) I am going to answer the question "are you vaccinated?" with my own question. If it is a man, I shall inquire as to the status of his foreskin "are you circumcised?" and if it is a woman I may ask if she is prone to yeast infections. I will then explain that my vaccination status is private medical information and should be as much a topic of conversation as a yeast infection. I don't know who is going to be the first person I test it on- but it is coming... And if a government official showed up at my door asking that question- I would say they would be the correct test subject.

[Laser]

Biden Administration Will Be Going Door To Door In An Effort To “Educate” Unvaccinated Americans

https://100percentfedup.com/biden-administration-will-be-going-door-to-door-in-an-effort-to-educate-unvaccinated-americans-video/


K_Dubb says not to worry. Everything is going to be hunky-dory.

Morning in America with Führer Fauci

"Shut up and take the vaxx you ungrateful masses, like the rest of our good flock.
See how happy they are, frolicking in the field and gamboling on the beach.
The faster we get this over with, the better for everyone."

This is the summer for rounding up the strays; in the fall they come for our kids.

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/when-can-children-under-12-get-the-covid-19-vaccine-heres-what-to-know

Wrangling the wild hordes

[Laser]

COVID immunity | How Your Body Beats COVID

[Jackstar]

How Your Body Beats COVID

LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY *slam*

/nin

[Tootsie]

[K_Dubb]

The local commie rag is licking its chops, and has taken to citing Feigl-Ding in its thirst for blood.

The way things are headed at the moment, the whole idea of Seattle and cities like Seattle being in a bubble will have a biological component. Look at Springfield, Missouri (no idea where that place is) [Eds note: It's an hour east of Joplin on 44]: "In this video, a CoxHealth patient [in Springfield, MO] says he was skeptical of the vaccine before he contracted COVID-19. Another patient, not shown, told a nurse he was sorry he did not get the vaccine. That patient later died." This story is already getting old. These red-state people are on a mission to stampede off a cliff for Trump. Right now in King County, 80 percent of people over 12 years old have received one dose of the vaccination. The percentage is higher in Seattle, a city that registered only four new COVID-19 cases yesterday, July 6. This is a bubble.

And:

Will the Delta variant (and other variants that are certainly on the way) take a real bite out of Trump's base?

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2021/07/07/58848303/slog-pm-seattle-wisely-threatens-to-double-charges-for-parking-near-big-events-delta-variant-surges-in-missouri-the-dumb-vaccine-lottery-re

[Colonel Pate Manly]

The local commie rag is licking its chops, and has taken to citing Feigl-Ding in its thirst for blood.

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2021/07/07/58848303/slog-pm-seattle-wisely-threatens-to-double-charges-for-parking-near-big-events-delta-variant-surges-in-missouri-the-dumb-vaccine-lottery-re

Fingering Ding Dong is a prophet in my dimeshun.  The closet equivalnce eye cud fynd Enya(InYores?) was thus:



COL Manly

[WOTR]

The local commie rag is licking its chops, and has taken to citing Feigl-Ding in its thirst for blood.

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2021/07/07/58848303/slog-pm-seattle-wisely-threatens-to-double-charges-for-parking-near-big-events-delta-variant-surges-in-missouri-the-dumb-vaccine-lottery-re

I love stories like that almost as much as I like advertisements like that. "Bill in Montana really wished that he got the vaccine after he got ill. Sam in Illinois didn't get the vaccine and dropped dead. These are all fictional people, but be afraid, It could happen to you...

Now, even if "Bill and Sam" regretted their decision (I would be sorely disappointed if you could not find two people who got sick and wished they had not), it amounts to nothing. I still recall Some guy who made the news a few months back. He isolated and saw nobody for months. But then he chose to go to a party- his first putting in a year. He got sick with the Woo Floo and dropped dead. His family was distraught. And you should remain in your damn basement unless you want the same thing to happen to you.

*Who can forget the Texas man who said it was a hoax until he died. It made the New York times, and it made news In Canada. If you can only find one example of a man in Texas who thought it was a load of shit and died, then it is pretty sad. But the news reported on this to warn us all to be afraid or face the deadly consequences like the one man in Texas...

"I thought this was a hoax’: Man, 30, dies after Texas ‘COVID party" Reads the headline.


https://globalnews.ca/news/7169518/coronavirus-covid-party-death-hoax/

[K_Dubb]

I love stories like that almost as much as I like advertisements like that. "Bill in Montana really wished that he got the vaccine after he got ill. Sam in Illinois didn't get the vaccine and dropped dead. These are all fictional people, but be afraid, It could happen to you...

Now, even if "Bill and Sam" regretted their decision (I would be sorely disappointed if you could not find two people who got sick and wished they had not), it amounts to nothing. I still recall Some guy who made the news a few months back. He isolated and saw nobody for months. But then he chose to go to a party- his first putting in a year. He got sick with the Woo Floo and dropped dead. His family was distraught. And you should remain in your damn basement unless you want the same thing to happen to you.

*Who can forget the Texas man who said it was a hoax until he died. It made the New York times, and it made news In Canada. If you can only find one example of a man in Texas who thought it was a load of shit and died, then it is pretty sad. But the news reported on this to warn us all to be afraid or face the deadly consequences like the one man in Texas...

"I thought this was a hoax’: Man, 30, dies after Texas ‘COVID party" Reads the headline.


https://globalnews.ca/news/7169518/coronavirus-covid-party-death-hoax/

Haha yeah I ignore all those; anecdotes whatever they serve are useless when it comes to assessing personal risk, just the kind of rubbernecking I despise.  But they are awfully interesting to a lot of people.  Stuff makes the news because it is rare.

[Tootsie]

 

[Tootsie]