Dear sir,
I am very sorry to alarm you; I am quite well and prepared to stand (shirtless) with you in whatever field you desire. I have not yet succumbed to the vaccine, in fact yesterday for the first time I lifted my 45-lb. dumbbells over my head, arms fully extended, six times in a row! While it would be foolish to attribute this newfound vigor solely to an injection with malevolent nanoparticles, I offer it as a sign that I do not suffer from wastage by my hasty and ill-considered decision to get poked by a male nurse who wasn't even cute, and instead am experiencing a hitherto-unknown robustness of person.
As to lasting effects that may indicate my unwilling enlistment in the service of the Prince of Darkness I can report being annoyed by a small cloud of tiny flies at present in my domicile, as well as by an occasional whiff of sulfur, though this may be due to a box of dangerously ripe apricots I brought home and felt compelled to eat at once.
Yours ever, kdubb
I am relieved to hear this. I am going to assume that your "CommSilence" of the past few days is due to MAPA '24 related campaign activities. I imagine you were working on that "Carrot not the Stick" poem we are going to translate into Cajun and set to Zydeco music for that one Campaign Plank about Vegetable abuse.
I wonder if this example of Muzacks might be helpful in that side project:
It might be useful in capturing a small but not insignificant portion of the multi-vote?
Speaking of the campaign, and this will prove to be topical for the thread as I will show later on in this post; we need a campaign manager and in order to be inclusive I think we should find ourselves a dual-citizenship status Chinese-American, preferably with an accent, to communicate to the whirled our positions and various Campaign Planks. Not really an urgent thing, but it is something that occurred to me one day that seemed like a Really Great Idea.
As Sirius as this CornHoleEbola-19.5 thing is, I do not want it to overshadow nor be the complete focus of or Campaign Strategy. I do want to continue to look into these alarming vote-counting glitches, practices and procedures that have mysteriously wiped out our Un-animous Domination of the 2020 polls. And also find out exactly WHO or WHOM were among the paper-thin sliver of the populace that opted to vote for one of our Political Enemies. I think we should send some Voter Education campaign workers to each and every one of those non-
pate/K_Dubb voters and physically show, demonstrate or otherwise
persuade them about the error of their ways.
One last item, I have been thinking about replacing our
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" pate/K_Dubb official campaign slogan (which as you recall was entirely provisional in status) with
"WHO farted in the elevator?".
They are both awesome, clearly: they were both entirely my genius ideas. Maybe in odor to further "muddy the political waters," by whatever means necessary, we could use both? Just as a single Baby-Ruth floating in the pool does not constitute a turd, perhaps two candy bars for both of us as Kandy-Dates would not be viewed as an exponential increase in shitty campaign sloganry?
In short, I will continue to use
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" during official campaign appearances while you begin using
"WHO farted in the elevator?"This CornHoleEbola-19.5 stuff is distracting from the MAPA 2024 campaign-at-large, and I would like to FIX that Shit!
Thank you in advance! It is an honor to swerve.
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregunum?"
