COVID-19

[Starr Mountain]

Ugh! You’re writing is just atrocious. It’s hilarious that you consider yourself a bard.

No, wait.  I thought you guys were friends.
You're both witty and intelligent.  What's not to love?

[Worthauger]

What's not to love? ??? :-* :-*

Anal leakage.

[Starr Mountain]

Anal leakage.

There are plugs available for that.

[Roswells, Art]

Roz WB, we thought you died of the vaxx!!! 

No, not dead yet. I was hesitant about getting vaccinated and expected the worst but just said "fuck it", handed the old lady getting her blood pressure checked my beer and got the shot. I only experienced some arm soreness.

I believe the consensus Azzgab covid regime currently involves shirtlessness horse paste and routine masturbation, beyond that you're kind of on your own.

Great, I'm all for taking drugs meant for horses, especially tranquilizers.

[Jackstar]

expected the worst

There are plugs available for that. ;) ;D

Model it.

[Master Trollda]

I'm all for taking drugs meant for horses...

[Roswells, Art]

[Jackstar]

I thought it said “Best Pancakes.” My hand to God.

[Roswells, Art]

I thought it said “Best Pancakes.” My hand to God.

That might have gone over better than injecting bleach. Apparently he read that sign right before his famous bleach and UV light speech.

[Master Trollda]

I thought it said “Best Pancakes.” My hand to God.

The best pancakes should be available and accessible to all Americans. I’m Master Trollda.

[Jackstar]

I’m Master Trollda.

Go to your room and don't come out until you finish The Great Work.

[Jackstar]

Apparently he read that sign right before his famous bleach and UV light speech.

Go to my room and don't come out until you finish The Great Work. (There's pretzels if you get hungry, and I left the toilet tank open. For you.)

[Roswells, Art]

Go to my room and don't come out until you finish The Great Work. (There's pretzels if you get hungry, and I left the toilet tank open. For you.)

Haha, I actually have that book sitting on my bookshelf. It was required reading for a Philosophy class I took. The professor flaked before the end of the semester so I never got around to reading it, but have been meaning to.

Thanks for the pretzels.

[Master Trollda]

Go to your room and don't come out until you finish The Great Work.

[Jackstar]

Thanks for the pretzels.

Salt: FIVE BUCKS.