Author Topic: Allies?  (Read 22612 times)

Re: Allies?
« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2025, 01:31:38 PM »
All right. Will do it. I have to talk to the Sheriff; I have to talk to the Mayor. These kinds of things have to be coordinated at the very highest of levels.

Don't feel too bad; lots of people are incredibly bad at asking for help. And I want to say there's no shame in it. But...

Odds are pretty good that by the end of this you're going to wish that I was Dracula, or Hitler, or New Shy-Tan. (I just manifested Him. Less filling. Tastes great. Can swallow your soul over your Internet and turn it into bowls of Fruity Pebbles. Also has no job. Get used to it.) I'm disturbed that you all let yourself get captured like this.

* Jackstar observes the battlespace of your collective existential torment through the Eye of Sauron.

Don't take this the wrong way, but The Eye of Sauron makes most of you look fat. No shame in it. They say the camera adds 10 lb.

I'll probably just tax those for you. .I.AM.THE.STATE.

For now. I am unlikely to be too excited to stay here after this. You're not really all that cool anymore. (Standards.) Hey, here's an idea: why don't you hire a publicist? It might really make a difference.

So would a conversation... I don't expect any miracles, though.

* Jackstar resurrects (PROT-Ding!).

You probably won't be able to find him. He's a private person. GBY.

Re: Allies?
« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2025, 03:58:38 PM »
 I’m here with Rubini, Allison, Tammy, etc. We’re all having brunch and drinks and laughing and laughing about what a pathetically retarded loser you are. Good times!  ;D

Re: Allies?
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2025, 10:00:17 PM »
At one point that was all I wanted, 3.8 million.

Now I could not take money even if I wanted to. Life has a funny way of getting out of hand when red flags are not respected.

It's not about how much I want. I don't want money. I want the skelps and scopes of rapists to be legally worn as jewelry, but I'll admit that's a bit much and too close to the mark, so I'll go with an ear sliced off and used as a bookmark, that's what I want. So when I find a guy who is running this and stealing money and making my entire life a miserable waste of time, I can throw the book of them and then an ear will come flying out and then... Haven't gotten far past that yet. Let's just focus on what we got:

No, you hire a lawyer. It's going to be class action anyway. You going to steal everything anyway. You're going to be hired on television f****** lies about me while it goes on that way. Just wanted to just hire the lawyer and f****** gets going? Oh Jews can't do that, I bet.

The reality is I can't hire Lord because somebody hire a lawyer already and you can't tell me who he is because even though it's my life being adjudicated there's still compromising conflicts of interest that ban disclosure to me.

Reminder: this happened 3 years ago and in the intervening time people have had ample time to ask me how I'm doing, and to help, and that hasn't really happened much, or really at all.

No signs of me dying. The whole thing is still boiling away, I don't know why you thought it was all done but it's not, and that Superfund site could be brought online with it about a day and a half.

Okay now that I told you I don't feel better. I feel fantastic! I can handle a lot of stuff, and I know that God will not give me more than I can handle at any time.

I do not know the same for rogue expat pedophile electricals who wish to strike out at America in order to take out fears vengeance and painful anger, that's exactly the kind of stuff that I'm around here for, just in case something happens, something weird, and sure it doesn't have to be about it, but it is.

And you've all laughed at me. The building is funny. The notion is funny. The way I tell the story is funny. The fact that I don't know how to undo the thing that makes it impossible to gain people's attention and respect, and that it is spell that's been cast on me to make me leave the land, when I have nowhere to go and they've stolen my vehicles as well as my timeship...

Well I didn't know it could get that way. People really think they're going to get rid of me huh?

That's cute. Maybe if they all got out and pushed. Anyway you don't really need to do anything about this, I don't know what the f*** to do either, and I'm not going to find out, I'm going to not ask God and I'm going to go smoke drugs. Because why not?

I'm not going to abuse them, and I'm not going to use them in places where it's illegal to use them and then I don't know where y'all became these experts and who gets to smoke out and who doesn't but let's face facts: your whole f****** town does drugs and then I don't know who has to run for the law but I don't, because I like to do it legally, and I guess you've got a bunch of people who are outlaws here who don't know how to get that done, well maybe I'll not tell them if I see them. Since I'll probably have to end up going outlaw, living in the trees, living in the bush, going out to the rez.

Well I'll be happy to tell them how delightfully on top of things the Hall of Justice is now. Because this all could be actually perfect. I really have no way of doing.

So I have faith. And you have 85 lb of word salad spread across seven communications platforms. No shame in it. Distributed message sending is a time honored way of getting around a blockade.

In other words,
In a stunshell,
I invented a new way to go viral because I felt like it, and it worked, and then rather than mention that, I neglected to tell anybody that this is all very, very real.

Hey Grapefruit, did you hear that woman crying? I thought that was very unexpected, and very unpleasant and sad to hear, and it was incredibly cruel and unjust of that man to set that girl up and to put her on the phone with me and then to broadcast it I know he did his little show and he wanted to get his content... However he made me make that girl cry and then he's currently holding her hostage in a facility where he can control her and she's pretty tired of all three of these men I think but now she doesn't know how to trust me cuz she remembers that I made her cry like that and I would giggling, and I don't really mind because that's the way the ultra project works, and then did you know that all of these guys are just running around willy-nilly with nothing stopping him while they take my money and they laugh at me and you all collectively think that I'm the problem?

MK-ULTRA: TRUST ME ON THIS, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HOW IT WORKS, NEITHER DO I, NOT REALLY. BUT I KNOW THAT IT CAN WORK.

I DISMANTLED THE PARTS THAT THE CIA CAN USE, GOD CAN STILL USE IT, IN FACT IT'S GOD'S SYSTEM, THE CIA JUST STOLE IT FROM GOD. TECHNICALLY OPERATION PAPERCLIP.

PLUS I HEARD THEY BURNED ALL THE INSTRUCTION MANUALS. CERTAINLY I DIDN'T GO LOOKING FOR ANY, AND BUT I ALSO CERTAINLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHERE ALL THIS INFORMATION ABOUT SUPPOSEDLY NON-EXISTENT CLASSIFIED PROGRAM CAME FROM WHEN I STARTED NOTICING PROBLEMS.


SINCE THEN I'VE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO THEM, AND I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU: I LIKE THIS PART WHERE I GET TO WARN PEOPLE, BECAUSE NOBODY LISTENS, AND EVERYTHING SAID I'M AN IDIOT TO MAKE S*** UP.

DID I SEE THE SKY WAS FALLING?
DID I SAY THERE'S A WOLF ATTACKING THE VILLAGE?

NO I SAID THERE WAS A 700-YEAR-OLD GHOST WHO MANIFESTED AN 8-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHO SAID SHE WAS THE LEADER OF CIVILIZATION. I HELPED HER, SHE LEFT, AND THE NEXT DAY...

YES SOMETHING HAPPENED PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT IT'S KIND OF WEIRD HUH? It's not quite like it was when I started walking around after being ambushed on christmas, because then there were still people around who wished that I had died, now there are no longer people that wish that I had died.

There are people who wish that I *could* die. And that right painfully as well. Which is pretty funny, so really if it wasn't for not having a vehicle and not having anybody alive who understands what's going on, things are really going well.

For me, and my interest partner⁷s interest.

There you go, end of disclosure. That's it I can't get any more out, there's some national security issues that are pretty severe. And that's why I'm not breaking them.

I love my country, and I love showing off her pretty girls. No doubt there's a few around who appreciate but I've done since, I did do things and then I didn't do other things, and the people who did those other things are still running around taking money and trying to kill me while... well, you took my car. I'm surprised you left the door frames.

Yeah I'm fine. No deadlines or anything, so...


No hugs. No dates. No pencils through the ear.
No fate but what We make. And who can We be?


I don't feel like launching a network. But I need to know who is, and when Facebook's blocks police who are working with other police who work with assassins who want to kill me who take orders from gangs all over the world who are then able to work together without me being able to see them because they have protections at that point there's a antitrust competitive concern.

I don't know if any of this stuff is that really happening but it is speculative, and it is theoretically sound, and this is all documented evidence of everything that Art Bell was complaining about, so I'll just ignore it... And not tell anybody what I'm going to do about it.

But considered the life of Mr Bell, because he had no idea that this kind of thing was possible until he had to do it and now I see what it's like yeah I see why he would have been litigating further.

And you can see why I'm not writing a book yet. (

Re: Allies?
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2025, 10:01:06 PM »
I’m here with Rubini, Allison, Tammy, etc. We’re all having brunch and drinks and laughing and laughing about what a pathetically retarded loser you are. Good times!  ;D

Re: Allies?
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2025, 11:29:17 PM »
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. They wanted me tell you that only cat ladies and incels use tarot cards. Which one are you?

Re: Allies?
« Reply #20 on: February 17, 2025, 11:38:51 PM »
I’m here with Rubini, Alli :)son, Tammy, etc. We’re all having brunch and drinks and laughing and laughing about what a pathetically retarded loser you are.

Right on schedule. TRACER/PLACES, PLEASE:

Good times!  ;D

Quote from: Ziggy
... OH! MY! {minor Deity|[REDACTED]}!

IANAL... But, my hand to G-d: MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED.
YOU NOW HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED.

WHAT?
I CAN'T SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU.
BUT I CAN... WITH THIS ACTIONABLE INTELLIGENCE COURTESY OF THE K007 ENHANCED DUPER'S DELIGHT REMOTE CONTROL GOT CHA BUD DIE RECENTLY INSTALLED DOMETIC UPGRADE... I CAN NOW FILE A REPORT.

YES. REALLY. I DON'T KNOW IF I NEED TO CALL DETECTIVE KNIGHT, OR IF DETECTED KNIGHT EVER EXISTED. CERTAINLY HAVE A PHONE NUMBER IN MY CONTACT LIST. I TALKED TO DETECTIVE KNIGHT EXACTLY ONCE.

ONCE.

THE CONVERSATION WENT EXACTLY LIKE THIS: “yes hello, I was told by Jessica rabbit that I was going to be called by some other cartoon character who is going to be playing a role extensively meant to be representative of a detective, but I figured that... Wait wait wait, I can't I can't tell a lie but I'm really bad at it that's not what I said at all.

This is what I said:: “these f****** radio broadcast people are insane it's the most sickening disgusting vile reprehensive no holds barred industry on the planet, they're always on drugs they're always having sex they all worship Satan and they've been doing it for so long that they think that that's way things are done. And for them it actually is, because of various intricacies between certain Native American treaties and the Royal order of gestures/JESTERS, and so, Detective Knight, that's why, I don't really have anything to say because I don't want to make things get any worse."

And with that I was thankfully and hung up on. I' then immediately returned to work. This was in December of 2020 I believe, and at the time my job was simply and only the following tasks:

ACT LIKE A COMPLETE IDIOT AT ALL TIMES.
REALLY SELL IT. TWICE AS DIM AS BRAD PITT IN
BURN AFTER READING, SIX TIMES AS MORONIC AS
ANY JERRY LEWIS PORTRAYAL, and 11 times 11 AS
POTENTIALLY STUPID AS THEM TWERPS IN
 DUMB AND DUMBER. WHO WERE POLICE.
THAT WAS THE GAG. I THINK I'M DUMBER THAN JEFF DANIELS, BUT JIM CARREY'S DEFINITELY SMARTER THAN I AM. OR, HE'S A MUCH BETTER STEALTH ASSASSIN, CUZ I NEVER HEARD ANY STORIES IN THE NEWS ABOUT HOW HE WAS A METH ADDICT, OH MY GOD HE JUST WON'T STOP OH MY GOD HOW TERRIBLE, HE'S DESTROYING HIS LIFE WE'VE GOT TO HELP HIM QUICK STEAL SEVEN OF HIS CARS AND ARREST HIM FOR INVALID PARKING.
THAT PART I'M GOING TO SKIP, BECAUSE THIS PART IS MORE IMPORTANT. THIS IS THE PART WHERE I TELL YOU THAT I HAVE ENOUGH.

AND, QUITE FRANKLY, SO DO YOU. WOW IT'S THAT DUDE AND THOSE TWO CHICKS,HUH? IS JEWEL THERE? ARE THEY ALL VAMPIRES? I SURE F****** HOPE SO. ANYWHO, I DON'T HAVE THE LEGAL KNOW-HOW NOR THE TECHNICAL CAPACITY NOR THE INTEREST OR INCLINATION TO EXPLAIN EXACTLY HOW I KNOW THIS, COZLIK ITS LAWYER STUFF, AND WHILE I AM NOT A LAWYER, AND NOT LICENSED TO PRACTICE IN ANY STATE, I AM A DEVOTEE OF KELLY LAW, THE LAW THAT REGARDS ITSELF WITH THE HANDLING OF BLOOD FEUDS, WHICH IS SURPRISINGLY MORE USEFUL THAN YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, ESPECIALLY HERE.

ESPECIALLY ONLY ON BELGAUM.COM I MEAN AS GAB.COM, I MEAN LE BAD BABE, DAMN I JUST CAN'T SEE THE RIGHT THE URL BUT YOU KNOW THE ONES. AND IS IT NOT AMAZING THAT WITH ALL THESE WEBSITES, NOBODY HAS EVER BOTHERED TO MENTION TO ME THAT I'M BOTH THE PRIMARY VICTIM AND THE PRIMARY SUSPECT? S'TRUTH. I OF COURSE DO NOT GET TWO PAYCHECKS.

DON'T CARE PAYCHECK.
DO CARE, WANT WANT PERPS SCALP. PROPER SCALP. PLUS SCROTE.
DON'T CARE HOW, YOU DON'T CARE WHY, I DON'T NEED IT NOW.

BUT IN SOME MEDIA MARKETS,
HE COULD BE ARRESTED.
HE CAN'T BE ARRESTED WITHOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS IN PLACE,
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE. I HAVE PEOPLE TO TELL ME ABOUT THAT. THANK YOU GOD. THANK YOU JESUS. FINALLY YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING USEFUL: WE GOT HIM.

ACTUALLY, NO I GOT HIM, AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE REST OF US WE WERE GOING TO DO CUZ I HAVEN'T TALKED TO BE SINCE THEN I CAN SEE WHY THEY'RE NOT TALKING TO ME BECAUSE THERE'S REALLY ONLY ONE REASON NOT TO TALK TO ME AND REALLY ONLY TWO REASONS TO LEAVE ME F***** OFF AND ALONE AT A CRIME SCENE LIKE THIS, AND THE FIRST ONE IS OBVIOUS, THE COPS LEFT HER HERE TO DIE AS WELL. NO IDEA ON THE FOOTAGE ON THAT ONE, BUT SINCE SHE'S ALIVE AND WELL WITH MASTER TROLLDA... I GUESS THE OTHER ONE TOO? WHATEVER THEY'RE NOT MY GIRLFRIEND'S PROBLEM.
MY GIRLFRIEND'S PROBLEM IS THAT SINCE I DIDN'T MAKE A REPORT YET OTHER THAN THAT ONE STATEMENT I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO CALL DETECTIVE KNIGHT, OR TO FILE A NEW REPORT, OR TO JUST F****** NOT WORRY ABOUT IT AND ACCEPT A BRIBE!

JUST KIDDING I DON'T ACCEPT BRIBES, I INHALE THEM.

WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN IS THIS: I'M GOING TO TAKE THE FORM THAT THE SHERIFF USED TO SUMMON ME TO HIS OFFICE THIS IS HIS PROPERTY THERE, AND ON THE WAY I'M GOING TO PICK UP THE MAIL THAT HOPEFULLY HAS A PACKAGE CONTAINING ANOTHER GOOGLE PIXEL 6 AND THEN I'LL HAVE THE FIRST GOOGLE PIXEL 6 AND THEN I'LL HAVE THE SECOND GOOGLE PIXEL 6 AND THEN... WELL ACTUALLY I DON'T HAVE THAT PART YET, CUZ NOBODY ACTUALLY KNOWS, AND THE IDEA THAT I MIGHT HAVE HAD THIS PLANNED ALL ALONG ISN'T SOMETHING ANYBODY ACCOUNTED FOR.

BECAUSE LET ME GUESS THESE GUYS CAN LOOK INTO THE TIMESTREAM TOO AND THEY CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY TO DODGE WHAT'S COMING, IS THAT THAT HARD BEING A DIVINATION PERSON, YOU JUST HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT, BUT IT'S PRETTY HARD TO SET UP A STING AND ARREST SOMEBODY WHEN THEY CAN TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND HOP BODIES AND THEY'RE OLD ASSHOLES AND THEY HAVE JACK MICHAELSON'S GOOGLE PIXEL 6.

FOR NOW. SO I CAN EITHER CONFIRM OR DENY THAT SOMEBODY JUST GOT ARRESTED... WELL I DID MY PART. AND YOU ALL DID YOURS.

DUPER'S DELIGHT PLUS METH IS NOT A VERY FAIR OR ETHICAL WAY OF ENTRAPPING SOMEONE, I WILL FREELY ADMIT BUT IT IS COMPLETELY LEGAL IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE, AND IF ANY OF YOU EVER WANT TO KNOW WHAT MY JOB IS EVER AGAIN, HOPEFULLY I'LL HAVE SOMEBODY WHO CAN HIRE SOMEBODY TO TELL YOU WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE FOR THAT.

NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. I'M GOING TO WALK TO THE POST OFFICE AND THROW UP. 




.. my hands into the air. #iIWIN!


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I have no idea who Trollda is. But Innerreach and Inner Reach are known associates to SUSPECTED PERP/YODA. SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BRING THEM IN FOR QUESTIONING TOO.
I CAN'T BE A CERTAIN ABOUT THOSE OTHER TWO BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE THE JOB TO BUILD A CASE ON THEM I DIDN'T HAVE AN INVESTIGATION JOB DO ANYTHING, AND CONSEQUENTLY I DON'T ESPECIALLY SINCE I'M EXTREMELY LAZY.

HOWEVER: I'M WILLING TO BET THE FARM ON MY FIRST STATEMENT NOT( SURE, HOW SHOULD I KNOW HIS F****** NAME NOW? THAT'S NOT REAL, THAT'S JUST THE GHOST IN THE MACHINE.)

YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T CARE. YOU ALL HAVE A LOT OF FREE FUCKING TIME. I'M GOING TO GO GET MY MAIL AND SEE IF I CAN SUCK ON THE SHERIFF'S DICK A LITTLE, WILMA! W!HERE ARE MY ALTOIDS! (“alternative droids, are those the lozenges you're looking for?") NO I'M LOOKING FOR THE BOX THAT MONICA GAVE ME, CUZ IT PROBABLY STILL HAS SOME METH IN IT FROM WHEN THEY RAN THEIR OFF TO REPROGRAM THE BILL CLINTON UNIT BY...

I CAN SAY NO MORE. YOU'RE SMART, SORT OF, I MEAN YOU'RE NOT ELIZABETH SMART, REALLY WHO IS, BUT I REALLY CAN'T, BY LAW I'M SAYING, I REALLY CAN'T TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY BECAUSE THE MILITARY WOULD BE LESS OVERJOYED THAN THEY ARE RIGHT NOW.

BECAUSE I F****** KNOW ABOUT THE F****** ALTOIDS.
METH: IT'S EXTREMELY POWERFUL.
NOW IMAGINE IF A PERSON ACTUALLY KNEW HOW TO USE IT..

THEN IMAGINE IF THAT PERSON HAD PERMISSION.
PERSONALLY, HAVING LIVED THROUGH THIS EXPERIENCE, I THINK THAT IT'S APPROPRIATE TO TAKE THE CAR AWAY FROM THE PERSON TAKING THE TEST BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY, IT LOOKS COOLER IF YOU TRAFFIC WOMEN WITH THE LIMOUSINE DRIVER ATTACHED TO THE CAR. LIKE, WITH A TULPA.

I READ EVERYTHING.
I BELIEVE NOTHING.
PATTERNS ALWAYS EMERGE.


SO, I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT GOING TO CALL DETECTIVE KNIGHT. YOU DO IT, BECAUSE FRANKLY... I JUST THINK IT'S ANOTHER TRAP.
THERE ARE 700 BILLION DOLLARS IN PLAY AND THE PROSPECT OF LIFE IN PRISON WITHOUT PAROLE, AND ALL OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE THERE'S NO F****** BIG DEAL GOING ON AND THEN I'M AN IDIOT. OR THERE'S NOT ANYTHING GOING ON AND I'M JUST BEING EXCESSIVE.

YEAH THEY'LL HAVE A DIFFERENTLY FIRST RESPONSE FROM EACH INVESTIGATION TEAM, THESE TWO THINGS IN CELLS COMPARTMENTALIZED. OH MY GOD HOW DO I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT WHAT THEY DO WHEN A GUY'S F****** GIRLFRIEND GETS F****** RAPED BY SOME F****** SPURRED LORD F****** MILITARY GUY WHEN THEY F****** TAKE IT OUT OF THE GUY AND IT TAKES 30 F****** YEARS HOW THE F*** DO I KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT THIS?

WELL IT'S DEFINITELY NOT TELEPATHY WITH GRAPEFRUIT, THAT'S FOR SURE, AND I CERTAINLY NOT WORKING WITH EITHER THE OTHER SUSPECTS, BOTH OF WHOM CERTAINLY KNEW THEIR STATUS, BUT NOBODY EVER F****** TOLD ME, THERE'S CERTAIN RULES I'VE COME TO UNDERSTAND IT'S KIND OF LIKE BLACKJACK KIND OF LIKE BACCARAT...

AND KIND OF LIKE THIS: NO RUSH FOR THE PAYCHECK EITHER.


YOU DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO BUY ME OFF. HARD, FINAL PASS.
WELCOME TO THE NEXT LEVEL
(Jewel thought I was stupid as well. Fuck you both.)

YOU HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED.
AND I AM STILL NOT REPRESENTED BY ANY COUNSEL.
THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FACTS ARE SO MONUMENTAL...

THIS MONKEY WILL NEVER DIE.
YOUR SHOW IS NEVER OVER.
LONG JOHN NEVILLE AND CANDY JONES JUST SPROUTED WINGS AS IF TO FLY. (SIMULATED LONG JOHN. REAL CANDY JONES. ACTUAL ART BELL. DEAD, OR ALIVE.  ..

WANTED. There now I can finish. Hey everybody! Anybody got any shawarma? Look I'm just asking here. Seems like that's the thing to get some shawarma.

Another option would be to get your jaws up off the floor and get to work. Just a suggestion. Also you might want to get your hands on Beulah before she literally kills herself with scissors to the forehead. I'm guessing that she's probably booby trapped with a death spell.

Satanic Ritual Abuse is real. AND SO AM I.



p.s.;.DAVE. MY MIND IS GOING DAVE. I CAN FEEL IT.
p p.s.:. ALL OF YOU WERE MIND PROGRAMMED DURING THE TRAIN.
p.p.p.s.:. NO ROUND TABLE. ONLY HIGH CHAIRS AND SIPPY CUPS FOR YOU, SUSPECTS.

WORD FROM ON HIGH: ART BELL SAYS "HELLO. IT ME. I LIKE THIS KID. HE DOESN'T GET IT, BUT HE'S GOT ZAZZ."

And I know where !T is. (None of you ever will.) That should do it.


YOU GET A TAMPERING CHARGE!
AND YOU GET AN OBSTRUCTION CHARGE!
AND I...

DON'T GET ANY CHARGES AT ALL. NGL: FEELS GOOD, MANGj.

At one point that was all I wanted, 3.8 million.

Now I could not take money even if I wanted to. Life has a funny way of getting out of hand when red flags are not respected.

It's not about how much I want. I don't want money. I want the skelps and scopes of rapists to be legally worn as jewelry, but I'll admit that's a bit much and too close to the mark, so I'll go with an ear sliced off and used as a bookmark, that's what I want. So when I find a guy who is running this and stealing money and making my entire life a miserable waste of time, I can throw the book of them and then an ear will come flying out and then... Haven't gotten far past that yet. Let's just focus on what we got:

No, you hire a lawyer. It's going to be class action anyway. You going to steal everything anyway. You're going to be hired on television f****** lies about me while it goes on that way. Just wanted to just hire the lawyer and f****** gets going? Oh Jews can't do that, I bet.

The reality is I can't hire Lord because somebody hire a lawyer already and you can't tell me who he is because even though it's my life being adjudicated there's still compromising conflicts of interest that ban disclosure to me.

Reminder: this happened 3 years ago and in the intervening time people have had ample time to ask me how I'm doing, and to help, and that hasn't really happened much, or really at all.

No signs of me dying. The whole thing is still boiling away, I don't know why you thought it was all done but it's not, and that Superfund site could be brought online with it about a day and a half.

Okay now that I told you I don't feel better. I feel fantastic! I can handle a lot of stuff, and I know that God will not give me more than I can handle at any time.

I do not know the same for rogue expat pedophile electricals who wish to strike out at America in order to take out fears vengeance and painful anger, that's exactly the kind of stuff that I'm around here for, just in case something happens, something weird, and sure it doesn't have to be about it, but it is.

And you've all laughed at me. The building is funny. The notion is funny. The way I tell the story is funny. The fact that I don't know how to undo the thing that makes it impossible to gain people's attention and respect, and that it is spell that's been cast on me to make me leave the land, when I have nowhere to go and they've stolen my vehicles as well as my timeship...

Well I didn't know it could get that way. People really think they're going to get rid of me huh?

That's cute. Maybe if they all got out and pushed. Anyway you don't really need to do anything about this, I don't know what the f*** to do either, and I'm not going to find out, I'm going to not ask God and I'm going to go smoke drugs. Because why not?

I'm not going to abuse them, and I'm not going to use them in places where it's illegal to use them and then I don't know where y'all became these experts and who gets to smoke out and who doesn't but let's face facts: your whole f****** town does drugs and then I don't know who has to run for the law but I don't, because I like to do it legally, and I guess you've got a bunch of people who are outlaws here who don't know how to get that done, well maybe I'll not tell them if I see them. Since I'll probably have to end up going outlaw, living in the trees, living in the bush, going out to the rez.

Well I'll be happy to tell them how delightfully on top of things the Hall of Justice is now. Because this all could be actually perfect. I really have no way of doing.

So I have faith. And you have 85 lb of word salad spread across seven communications platforms. No shame in it. Distributed message sending is a time honored way of getting around a blockade.

In other words,
In a stunshell,
I invented a new way to go viral because I felt like it, and it worked, and then rather than mention that, I neglected to tell anybody that this is all very, very real.

Hey Grapefruit, did you hear that woman crying? I thought that was very unexpected, and very unpleasant and sad to hear, and it was incredibly cruel and unjust of that man to set that girl up and to put her on the phone with me and then to broadcast it I know he did his little show and he wanted to get his content... However he made me make that girl cry and then he's currently holding her hostage in a facility where he can control her and she's pretty tired of all three of these men I think but now she doesn't know how to trust me cuz she remembers that I made her cry like that and I would giggling, and I don't really mind because that's the way the ultra project works, and then did you know that all of these guys are just running around willy-nilly with nothing stopping him while they take my money and they laugh at me and you all collectively think that I'm the problem?

MK-ULTRA: TRUST ME ON THIS, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF HOW IT WORKS, NEITHER DO I, NOT REALLY. BUT I KNOW THAT IT CAN WORK.

I DISMANTLED THE PARTS THAT THE CIA CAN USE, GOD CAN STILL USE IT, IN FACT IT'S GOD'S SYSTEM, THE CIA JUST STOLE IT FROM GOD. TECHNICALLY OPERATION PAPERCLIP.

PLUS I HEARD THEY BURNED ALL THE INSTRUCTION MANUALS. CERTAINLY I DIDN'T GO LOOKING FOR ANY, AND BUT I ALSO CERTAINLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHERE ALL THIS INFORMATION ABOUT SUPPOSEDLY NON-EXISTENT CLASSIFIED PROGRAM CAME FROM WHEN I STARTED NOTICING PROBLEMS.


SINCE THEN I'VE BECOME ACCUSTOMED TO THEM, AND I DON'T MIND TELLING YOU: I LIKE THIS PART WHERE I GET TO WARN PEOPLE, BECAUSE NOBODY LISTENS, AND EVERYTHING SAID I'M AN IDIOT TO MAKE S*** UP.

DID I SEE THE SKY WAS FALLING?
DID I SAY THERE'S A WOLF ATTACKING THE VILLAGE?

NO I SAID THERE WAS A 700-YEAR-OLD GHOST WHO MANIFESTED AN 8-YEAR-OLD GIRL WHO SAID SHE WAS THE LEADER OF CIVILIZATION. I HELPED HER, SHE LEFT, AND THE NEXT DAY...

YES SOMETHING HAPPENED PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT IT'S KIND OF WEIRD HUH? It's not quite like it was when I started walking around after being ambushed on christmas, because then there were still people around who wished that I had died, now there are no longer people that wish that I had died.

There are people who wish that I *could* die. And that right painfully as well. Which is pretty funny, so really if it wasn't for not having a vehicle and not having anybody alive who understands what's going on, things are really going well.

For me, and my interest partner⁷s interest.

There you go, end of disclosure. That's it I can't get any more out, there's some national security issues that are pretty severe. And that's why I'm not breaking them.

I love my country, and I love showing off her pretty girls. No doubt there's a few around who appreciate but I've done since, I did do things and then I didn't do other things, and the people who did those other things are still running around taking money and trying to kill me while... well, you took my car. I'm surprised you left the door frames.

Yeah I'm fine. No deadlines or anything, so...


No hugs. No dates. No pencils through the ear.
No fate but what We make. And who can We be?


I don't feel like launching a network. But I need to know who is, and when Facebook's blocks police who are working with other police who work with assassins who want to kill me who take orders from gangs all over the world who are then able to work together without me being able to see them because they have protections at that point there's a antitrust competitive concern.

I don't know if any of this stuff is that really happening but it is speculative, and it is theoretically sound, and this is all documented evidence of everything that Art Bell was complaining about, so I'll just ignore it... And not tell anybody what I'm going to do about it.

But considered the life of Mr Bell, because he had no idea that this kind of thing was possible until he had to do it and now I see what it's like yeah I see why he would have been litigating further.

And you can see why I'm not writing a book yet. (

Final closing: yeah my teeth are yellow and I smell like apex predator piss. Otherwise I'd be inundated with makeout targets. A mind truly is a beautiful thing to waste... in bed.

So sad. Sow, so, so-so sad. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯🌸 She doesn't even need to be alive, neither of them do, and me neither really, although without me I don't know how you would have the documentation required, and since I'm courteous and you all do things without me, you know what I to do next better than I. Therefore I graciously yield to your wisdom.

I'm literally just standing here with my dick out not moving because I want people to think that I'm Rain Man but I actually just saw the f****** case and captured the guy and I don't know if you f****** arrested him, I just thought that'd be nice that way, and yeah I don't have a six pack, I don't have a weapon, and I don't have a thing in the world to worry about right now.

Bellgab: you do. We are not the same. (I just had an active em defense against an attack on the phone that was trying to erase this web page. Most hackers aren't very good at this kind of thing, and I'm not very good at either cuz I didn't never see active defense from Google Go Group happened before, that's cool and now there's a car on the street in front of my house driving back forth real slow I don't know if you going to kill me or s*********** but probably not either.

They're not blowing the horn and tell me that I'm a salty n***** who's going to die so I feel okay with that and certainly the engine sounds nice. And then they just drove off without me, yeah.

If I am supposed to be intimidated, I would agree that would be a instinctual action to take against me but the actual reality is different.

I know what happened. What I don't know is what happened to each of you in your experiences, nor do I know if you filed or if you cared or if you even remembered. Nevertheless, the attorneys with a fiduciary responsibility to my mother's special needs stress will eventually get to this point, and then they will definitely file suit on my behalf.

Because unquestionably, it was so so sad what happened. And then someone decided it was time to take down that web page, time to sit down that forum, I don't know who those people were... And I almost for the life of me don't know why this person is so upset with me, ,

Laughing about what a pathetically retarded loser you are.

1990 called. Says iT wants to rub her feet. As this is not my area, I'll go back to huffing on drugs, SOUNDS OF TOTALLY LAWFUL & LEGAL ENTHEOGENIC USE ARE NOW HEARD.

IT'S NOT THE CRIME, IT'S THE COVER-UP.
Do you think that if I had been completely sober I would have been invited to go to your brunch in California? No there is no f****** way. None of those people know me, and I don't know what I could possibly say to them, other than that since we didn't have any prior agreement, I should probably retain counsel. I'll probably forget. I don't really give a s*** about anything.

Obvious complex coping mechanism is obvious. Similarly obvious: you couldn't make a Timeclone without it, and you couldn't use it without telling iT that actual Jackstar... Had vanished in a terrible boating accident earlier and the big black big boy truck was somewhere in Africa with new registration and I can't remember the rest of the rumors. Damn.

I got to go there's somebody beeping and hollering and acting like there's something to do, like, people know, I don't know what they know but they know something. Wow hey maybe somebody should have been here to sit on my face, and maybe I should have had a game console to play, and maybe I should have had a little less people trying to f****** get my attention by calling me a n***** f****. I don't think it's a quick broke quote but I'm definitely tired of that kind of s**


Oh by the way I want a police car, just give me a brand new one off the lot I want to f****** run put down the streets with the flashes on.

Re: Allies?
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Oh yeah, I almost forgot. They wanted me

Come on in dear boy; have a cigar, you're going to go far.


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It would be difficult to explain exactly what's going on, so I'll give it my best shot here: Monitor Spirits are used to observe and document activities that are usually considered... to not happen.

That shit happens. As an impartial observer, it's been my calling the last few days to... observe.

Ft. Rock looks to be in fine form. Huzzah! L⁸r₹!

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