Author Topic: Music  (Read 703053 times)

Re: Music
« Reply #1125 on: January 16, 2022, 05:47:10 AM »
You can wear your plaid skirt.

I left it in my gym locker. I guess I can get it back, but that'll be quite a heist to produce a plan for, not to mention a budget. (Fortunately, we have your dowry to rely on. Wew!)

So I guess... surely, this is your chance to prove yourself. Oh and get those s***** tattoos of yours removed. Take the money out of the petty cash drawer, don't worry, if you haven't earned it already, you sure will before—dare I say, I daresay ‘ere—the honeymoon is over.

I'm not kidding. Well, I guess I was about the s***** tattoos... while you're at it, just get rid of all of them, even though I'm really going to miss the one with (PROT) and (PROT) (blanking) in the back of a Studebaker while Bluto chases them down the interstate. On foot.

It's amazing work, stunning, really: it's breathtaking what a truly cunning artist can do with just a pen and a pound of flesh, but maybe you just squared your shoulders, took aim, & fixed The Artiste with the steely- & beady- & beaty-eyed glare that you're known for—you know, the one that you stole my heart with, God rest Its soul—and told The Artiste that you'd call the police if The Artiste didn't do it right, and that's why there's so much authentic artistic nuance evident whenever, wherever & while you wildly flex your (white, I hope) pecs.

Wait, is there a t in that word? F*** this iPhone. Goddam. tl;dr LOSE THE F****** INK M***********— *click*


Re: Music
« Reply #1127 on: January 16, 2022, 05:50:39 AM »

Re: Music
« Reply #1128 on: January 16, 2022, 05:50:55 AM »

Re: Music
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Re: Music
« Reply #1130 on: January 16, 2022, 05:51:56 AM »
I left it in my gym locker. I guess I can get it back, but that'll be quite a heist to produce a plan for, not to mention a budget. (Fortunately, we have your dowry to rely on. Wew!)

So I guess... surely, this is your chance to prove yourself. Oh and get those s***** tattoos of yours removed. Take the money out of the petty cash drawer, don't worry, if you haven't earned it already, you sure will before—dare I say, I daresay ‘ere—the honeymoon is over.

I'm not kidding. Well, I guess I was about the s***** tattoos... while you're at it, just get rid of all of them, even though I'm really going to miss the one with (PROT) and (PROT) (blanking) in the back of a Studebaker while Bluto chases them down the interstate. On foot.

It's amazing work, stunning, really: it's breathtaking what a truly cunning artist can do with just a pen and a pound of flesh, but maybe you just squared your shoulders, took aim, & fixed The Artiste with the steely- & beady- & beaty-eyed glare that you're known for—you know, the one that you stole my heart with, God rest Its soul—and told The Artiste that you'd call the police if The Artiste didn't do it right, and that's why there's so much authentic artistic nuance evident whenever, wherever & while you wildly flex your (white, I hope) pecs.

Wait, is there a t in that word? F*** this iPhone. Goddam. tl;dr LOSE THE F****** INK M***********— *click*


Re: Opera
« Reply #1131 on: January 16, 2022, 05:53:53 AM »
Irish Wedding? [...] I get to wear the Tux.

Irish? Tuxedo? That doesn't sound like any kind of car bomb I've ever heard of. Look, look, read, read: I don't know where you think you're going, but this is America, and we're going to get married on American soil, and in America, mother f*****, a n***** husband[/b] can wear whatever he goddam wants.

But if you insist on a tuxedo—like, as some kind of a compensation thing, remember you can have tails or pockets. Not both. Deal with it. *tender
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Re: Music
« Reply #1132 on: January 16, 2022, 06:59:34 AM »

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Re: Opera
« Reply #1134 on: January 16, 2022, 07:01:10 AM »
Irish? Tuxedo? That doesn't sound like any kind of car bomb I've ever heard of. Look, look, read, read: I don't know where you think you're going, but this is America, and we're going to get married on American soil, and in America, mother f*****, a n***** husband[/b] can wear whatever he goddam wants.

But if you insist on a tuxedo—like, as some kind of a compensation thing, remember you can have tails or pockets. Not both. Deal with it. *tender
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Re: Oprah
« Reply #1135 on: January 16, 2022, 07:19:51 AM »
It's the stillness 🤫


Re: Music
« Reply #1136 on: January 16, 2022, 07:27:02 AM »

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Re: Music
« Reply #1139 on: January 16, 2022, 07:44:08 AM »
It's the LOUDNESS 😱