I, for one, enjoy living in a Constitutional Republic that has the balls to hire a defensive war secretary that has the name Biff Thundermuffin and I think that's awesome. (Of course PaladinVision™ is real but Henry isn't? Sure ok. OK PLAUSIBLE.)
He cares for me... but it's the training. Not deep, heavy denial. Nope. Not at all.
I have enemies. He goes to war with them. Our interests are quite aligned andexactly the same. (I even told somebody that they were fat by calling them Tubby ablnd as well I just put the word fat in the middle of the big impact YouTube video Short that no one's going to watch but at least I'm contributing to the general problem with the generals, whether four stars or four chins, I'm prepared to make them humble. WITH ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENT AND/OR DINGING SILDO.) See I'm cooperating here I want to remain in compliance.
Without spending a dime or failing to mention that yeah I'm legally high as balls thanks. We don't make a big deal out of this anymore. TEETOTALISM BTFO ETERNALLY. /flex
I'd stop crank yanking the Court system now if I were you. Fish. Seriously: FĪSH. Come on man.
RECORD: you used to be like me, and now you're not permitted to be. What's that like? Well screamed out last night but drunken Paradise schizophrenic who was upset with me for staying in a hotel while he has to pay 2300 in rent and I guess that was my fault somehow I don't barely recognize but I'm not schizophrenic and now I know why people think that I might be one because wow that's a scary f****** thing he just did to me right to my face no one cared until morning when they walked him out of town and he seems pissed.
I don't know what to say. I did not take his meds. I'm perfectly okay with that. Sow: what is the plan here, and why is Bellgab trusting ¡†?
NGL: if you and Agent Kujan⁷z blue bottles haven't gotten a rise out of me yet, it's getting to the point where I might see if Michael Avenotti still has the right to pretend to be a lawyer while still in confinement where he is remember that guy?
Imagine if he were effective. I'm in library in Seattle Jew (“... and Junior Hymie ⁴4Abbœs!!11!!!”)-townbarter Bartertown. Truly the only thing I like is a 10 ft statue of Tina Turner, but that's okay apparently, she's not testing well in focus groups.
That's what coca did to Ike. Sow: it's no slippery slope. It's not an overly complicated coping mechanism.
It's probably me getting Bill w and Dr Bob the finger without being at all obvious about it, you think that's a terrible enough for your political demonstration or am I just not cool enough to be Thomas Paine I need to be T-Pain I think that name is taken.
Obviously he's a local. (Allegedly. I have no I idea, but when Weird ‘Al’ Yankovic parodies someone I've never heard of that means something.
That I'm an old white Boomer descendant with no soul but it also means something else too: I'll wait I forgot the keys I have to go down to the garage.) Just kidding.
They have to be actually funny they have to be intended to be funny I think this is actually funny but if it's not they can tell me why, I'd be happy to learn.
Peacock Seth raygun we'll be happy when I'm dead. We are not the same.
The chair recognizes the need for a 90 day wash up. Find any partner. ANY SERIOUS PARTNER WILL DO. Taylor Sanders shadows burned up pretending not to be herself and claiming to be Kaylee with a different tattoo that's cool but that's not gross; I had to go.
Meanwhile those mother had a car for the obvious evidence of theft and then they can you give me for me for some reason which is cool I understand is how you do things but just be aware I'm not clear on your lingo here, right so where's my computer? Tell you I'm going to call Shawneka Godbolt again but not at the library that's kind of rude. I shouldn't even be talking it's a lie-bury, not listening to me talk.
Nevertheless: fucking 1A rights, if they were more openly acknowledged on how to use them they probably wouldn't be first. Somebody wake up Hicks and tell them to stop letting Yorkshire pud drink themselves to death.
Money on the table, left it is. At this point I think stray dogs can challenge the conservatorship just by dropping a puddle next to the door, it's kind of pretty obvious now. REPENT, PERJOUROUS SINNERS.
I sure you don't have to prove to a court that they've been lied to they don't like it and they can tell without me, what? how am I supposed to do, Magnum P.I.? Phat chance.
I can't intervene on all of you; I'm not Captain save-A-cult. Do I deserve to stay in a hotel?
I don't deserve my secret >K🆑&AND DOUGH-NUTZ spouse but I still love him a lot so whatevah. CHARLES SHORTHAM IS STILL DEAD!
I can either confirm or deny that I have no clue who that is, but I'm pretty sure he hated me more than his own tongue he probably had to choke out on, a bit like Bon Scott except addicted to jealousy and envy instead of liquor and cheap wine.
When your entire family is dead and you dream about them and they're laughing about it and they think you don't need to know who that is that's a weird dream isn't it? Okay well I'll go check my Jungian partners.
Reminder: I am legitimate clergy; I don't usually take confession until after my imaginary friend stuff doing things, but you can't really use me as your defense witness and this maybe you could but the rules are different I don't know what they are but holy jumping Jesus shortcake shiteballs, these oinkers can't even ask me questions. Written or verbal! All they can do is
seethe.
Yeah the law really is this ridiculous. I suppose that's what you want me to blame you for that too. Never gonna happen.
We are in Paradise — because of me and my cat. Her name ĪĪ§ Jewel. Suck (HER) dick.
She's born a cat she's always going to be a cat and she's impressed by a man who can understand that she has peculiar tastes because she's a cat. I bet her bag of trophies has it's own peculiar taste, too.
REMINDER: MY CAT. YOUR DOOM. I bet she could take out your Kraken, cracka’ sucka M.C. DJs, and why don't you release it, we want you to.
I bet your Kraken ran away, because it hurt my feeling companion animal is back and it wanted to be away from the trouble. Kraken can't be too dumb. I dunno.
Fill me in, Bellgab. Make it make... scents. (No more scatplay, please.) Also: I need REQUESTS FOR MY SOBRIETY TO BE SUBMITTED IN WRITING, YOU BĪ-B¡†C-sidhe bull :Ë:
bytchthug schweinhunden.Think it over. I can be good for us all, and I can just be good for the ASPCA. How can I help you get past this without volunteering for an involuntary committal how it doesn't clearly seem insane to you or maybe you're in denial.
Figure īT out. Try walking barefoot on the grass and counting on your fingers. while making fists with your toes.
MEANWHILE I'M GOING TO TELL HANS TO SHOOT THE GLASS AND THEN DEMAND FOR THE RETURN OF MY DETONATORS, JUST KIDDING I REALLY I LOVE THAT GODDAM MOVIE. MIKE PEACE.
YOUR HUNTER S. THOMPSON FOREARM TATTOO IS NOT CUTTING IT HERE, BRO. I LOVE YOU.
AND WHATEVER TWAT YOU THINK YOU'RE BLOCKING, YOU ARE NOT.
(Facts.)
