Author Topic: The BellGab Bakeshop  (Read 108611 times)

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #90 on: May 10, 2021, 04:35:23 PM »
Yay Roz ❤️❤️❤️ Show no mercy!

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #91 on: May 10, 2021, 04:42:01 PM »
Yay Roz ❤️❤️❤️ Show no mercy!

I'm sure I don't know what you mean. I've come for the Russian Penis Cake but I'll stay in hopes you make a Puerto Rican Penis Cake.

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop - Russian Penis Cake, the aftermath
« Reply #92 on: May 10, 2021, 04:55:15 PM »
Here you can see my poor once-proud pashka is now almost supine, but this gives you an idea of how the kulich is traditionally eaten.  Slices are taken from directly under the "head", which is then replaced to keep the truncated leftovers fresh.


Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #93 on: May 10, 2021, 04:58:25 PM »
I'm sure I don't know what you mean. I've come for the Russian Penis Cake but I'll stay in hopes you make a Puerto Rican Penis Cake.

Twelve solid inches of Russian ramrod Slavic salami are not enough for you, the woman is insatiable people hahaha

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #94 on: May 10, 2021, 05:00:26 PM »
Yay Roz ❤️❤️❤️ Show no mercy!

Hooray! Roz is here!

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop - Russian Penis Cake, the aftermath
« Reply #95 on: May 10, 2021, 05:19:17 PM »
Here you can see my poor once-proud pashka is now almost supine, but this gives you an idea of how the kulich is traditionally eaten.  Slices are taken from directly under the "head", which is then replaced to keep the truncated leftovers fresh.



Well, I think it's beautiful. It would look perfect on my bedside table, right next to my pickle jar full of them.

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #96 on: May 10, 2021, 05:21:46 PM »
Twelve solid inches of Russian ramrod Slavic salami are not enough for you, the woman is insatiable people hahaha

Don't bother looking up the Puerto Rican version. I made it up, but, as they say, "necessity is the mother of invention."

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #97 on: May 10, 2021, 05:22:55 PM »
I'm sure I don't know what you mean. I've come for the Russian Penis Cake but I'll stay in hopes you make a Puerto Rican Penis Cake.

Hi, Roz!  I think everyone (mostly) has missed you.

Two puppy pictures to commemorate the day (one Russian & one Puerto Rican):











Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #98 on: May 10, 2021, 05:40:13 PM »
Hi, Roz!  I think everyone (mostly) has missed you.

Two puppy pictures to commemorate the day (one Russian & one Puerto Rican):





Hi pate! Last week someone I know went to visit his hometown of Wichita. I was going to ask him if he knew you but then I thought, "pate might not be his real name", so I didn't say anything. Cute dogs.

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #99 on: May 10, 2021, 05:47:11 PM »
Hooray! Roz is here!


Haha, too much cuteness in this thread.

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop - Boston Cream Pie
« Reply #100 on: May 10, 2021, 05:57:28 PM »
Today I will begin making a Boston Cream Pie because the lobster roll place isn't selling their homemade version any more -- something to do with how messy it is to serve and people complaining -- and because my dad loves anything with ganache all over it.  I am looking at this recipe https://preppykitchen.com/boston-cream-pie/ but I do not want a store-style dry fluffy sponge and think I will change the cake out for this which is used as the base for kvæfjordkake or verdensbestekake as it sometimes called https://northwildkitchen.com/kvaefjordkake-worlds-best-cake/

From the original

2 large eggs room temperature
1 cup cane sugar 200g
½ cup whole milk 120mL
5 tablespoons unsalted butter 70g
1 cup all-purpose flour plus 2 tablespoons, 140g
1¼ teaspoons baking powder
¼ teaspoon kosher salt
2 teaspoons vanilla extract

to be replaced with

½ cup (112 g) butter
½ cup plus 2 tablespoons (125 g) granulated sugar
4 large egg yolks
4 tablespoons milk
1 ¼ cup (150 g) all-purpose flour
1 ½ teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon vanilla sugar

which has 4 yolks instead of two whole eggs, nearly twice the butter, and, somewhat worryingly, only half the sugar.  The 1:1 sugar-to-flour ratio in the original seems like it might be a little excessive, but perhaps there might be a reason for it?  He is using bittersweet chocolate, maybe it needs to be offset?  The lobster shack puts a decorative swirl of what looks to be simple icing (powdered sugar in milk or water) on theirs, maybe for that reason.  I want a robust cake, since the chocolate will harden considerably when cool and pastry cream is plenty sturdy.  Any advice would be welcome.

I am also thinking of putting in one of those baking emulsions I learned about from Pye, either Princess Cake or Buttery Sweet Dough, both of which (in addition to vanilla) have a subtle but good high-quality lemony tang, a plain vanilla cake seems like a failure of imagination.  Will this gild the lily?

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop - Russian Penis Cake, the aftermath
« Reply #101 on: May 10, 2021, 06:03:01 PM »
Well, I think it's beautiful. It would look perfect on my bedside table, right next to my pickle jar full of them.

Thank you, Roz.  Not having a family history of these I do not know how it compares to people's grandmothers and my Russian neighbors are too polite to tell me otherwise, but it did compare favorably with other penis cakes I have known, mostly from the Russian grocery, which of course are not fresh.

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #102 on: May 10, 2021, 06:09:58 PM »
Hi pate! Last week someone I know went to visit his hometown of Wichita. I was going to ask him if he knew you but then I thought, "pate might not be his real name", so I didn't say anything. Cute dogs.

Wichita is pretty deep in Kansas-land, as a Proud Missourian I try to avoid going there as much as possible.  They do have a catchy little tourism commercial:



At first I found it to be annoying, but it eventually grew on me.  If your friend was from Kansas City, it is incredibly possible that I know him;  or at least we have a friend in common.  The Seven Degrees of Separation/Kevin Bacon rule is more like two or three in KCMO, it is a strange Little Big Town.


Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #103 on: May 10, 2021, 06:22:13 PM »
Wichita is pretty deep in Kansas-land, as a Proud Missourian I try to avoid going there as much as possible.  They do have a catchy little tourism commercial:



At first I found it to be annoying, but it eventually grew on me.  If your friend was from Kansas City, it is incredibly possible that I know him;  or at least we have a friend in common.  The Seven Degrees of Separation/Kevin Bacon rule is more like two or three in KCMO, it is a strange Little Big Town.



Oh, you're from the city, not the state.

Wichita seems fun, drinks on fire, hitting things with a mallet...hats.

Re: The BellGab Bakeshop
« Reply #104 on: May 10, 2021, 06:44:16 PM »
I don't suppose anyone on this site would be allowed to be a member of a golf club, but let me tell you that the writing's on the wall when they allow women in. They giggle inappropriately and make me self-conscious when I start telling inappropriate stories or pick my nose. Kick this wench out of our treehouse immediately!

#NoChicks