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The convoyers review gas-station cuisine, apparently there is a thing called "Cinnabon Centers" which is just the best part of the cinnabon, all butter and cinnamon and sugar sludge without all that pesky bread you have to get through by slathering it with frosting, may have try one of those on my way to blimpdom 🥳
Needless to say, none of these guys needs to take his shirt off.
I wonder if they had the prized "
MRE Muffin Tops" in their emergency ration kits?


Those things were awesome, and more than made up for the nasty "
MRE Omelette,"
disgusting:



Eating three or four of those "
omelettes" gained from the trade of a single "Muffin Top" resulted in the most noxious, foul and in-Violation-of-the-Hague-Convention "friendly-fire" Chemical/Biological Gas attacks...
My "deployment girlfriend" (
A Bagram "10") was simultaneously horrified and impressed by my Intestinal Fortitude when she saw me eat three of the things in a row. She had no fear of a Dutch Oven from me; I would never Blue Falcon my closest Battle Buddy like that!
Heh. "
Muffin Tops..."
-COL P. Manly