The Right Wing

[Master Trollda]

No, I simply wonder... how can you expect to be taken seriously? At best you start me for 30 years cuz you're too cowardly to admit that you were lying to everybody. At worst you've been replaced by 7 AI constructs, five of which I've just taken out.

LIKE IN LESS TIME THAN IT TOOK ME TO BLINK.

Actually, that's really just your opinion, TDOT Oz. (I'll wait on adjudication for that one cuz it's really your last one.)


Next one's going to be Vincent. Vincent Vega. I'll be in The Fishbowl celebrating Humanity's victory when you need me, for fucking anything, loser.

[Jackstar]

Join me in consensual reality, Jack.

I'm willing to do Telegram, or another app of your choosing. Choose your gate.

It’s comfy here.

Really? I'm sure it is, pennywise. how many of your boyfriends have been strangled lately?

[Jackstar]

Robot Metron. Oh yeah I've been here before. Now where's VC, I mean like to talk with is VC Pandora?coz like, that would be cool.

[Jackstar]

And you wonder why I won’t call you?! ::) ;D

KNOW: actually, I asked why you don't answer the phone. And specifically I said, you can't even answer the phone, Ni ba.

Do you want to fact check that or you want to just stop being a obstacle to legitimate progress? Because I'm told that I've won.

Yeah yeah earth's greatest champion believe me this will happen again. It's something to do with some kind of weird arbitration rule about the war in heaven and the first Contact and the firmament it's some kind of obsolete kind of thing but I just won so I'm good and then everybody else will get to do their own personal battle against evil or whatever the fuck.

Mine just so happens to have been done in public on this website, where everybody was watching and I was awesome. (And thank you for taking away the ones with personal information, I mean they're just first names but that's still a good thing to do. #Respect.)
Yeah I can do it again I'm taking a breakdown.

Yeah I get to claim one of your A.I. eyes for my parts collection. It's in the rules, trust me: there's rules. Don't worry about it you won't notice the thing even missing. You're not using the pineal gland anyway, if you were you would figure out a way to call anyone, who do you talk to on the phone by the way? Don't answer just think to yourself and write down the list.

If you can get past 3:00 (Threeve) I'll be impressed.

[Starr Mountain]

O-M-G!!!  Pate . . . you are AWESOME!!!  I'm going to use one of the "available" computers at my Senior Center, and upload it to the Big Screen entertainment room.

They won't know what hit 'em.
    

[Jackstar]

O-M-G!!!  Pate . . . you are AWESOME!!!

Well, the guy running the robo-janitor was three days ago at least. Another one is waiting on me to txt/call him back. The other... uh, I dunno. I think he's on paternity leave. (#Respect.)

They won't know what hit 'em.
 ::)    :D :D :D

#1) Hi.
#2) Shy.
#3) KUCZI.
#4) J9CKST9R.
#5) WORTHAUGER.
#6) Romeo Maxham.
#7) Heaven's Gate II: Electric Boogaloo, directed by (PROT).


That's as far as I went. Someone else covered The Trinity, The Holiest, I'd guess some carpet-muncher's kid, shrug.

Trust me. People know who did this. Am I hiding? Am I ashamed? Do I have stagefright? I think if I told you anymore they'd have to bust down the door to keep me from gouging out my own eyes while pulling my (NOUN:PROFANE) off.

I might be a tarred and feathered Hungarian two doors down, but that's okay, that one's a robo-Tulpa. It can take the abuse. But me, I'm MCK, and I'm not just any retard, I'm Area 52's retard. (And also a Scottish Abo, so FU TOR PEDO.)


Christ, how many times have I done this? Seriously? This is like the fourth time? Third? Whatever, I'm good at it I guess. One more thing I'm an expert in besides rehabilitating wizened snatch. (I don't have to do it.) The Kuczi Advantage is real.

[Starr Mountain]

Well, the guy running the robo-janitor was three days ago at least. Another one is waiting on me to txt/call him back. The other... uh, I dunno. I think he's on paternity leave. (#Respect.)

#1) Hi.
#2) Shy.
#3) KUCZI.
#4) J9CKST9R.
#5) WORTHAUGER.
#6) Romeo Maxham.
#7) Heaven's Gate II: Electric Boogaloo, directed by (PROT).


That's as far as I went. Someone else covered The Trinity, The Holiest, I'd guess some carpet-muncher's kid, shrug.

Trust me. People know who did this. Am I hiding? Am I ashamed? Do I have stagefright? I think if I told you anymore they'd have to bust down the door to keep me from gouging out my own eyes while pulling my (NOUN:PROFANE) off.

I might be a tarred and feathered Hungarian two doors down, but that's okay, that one's a robo-Tulpa. It can take the abuse. But me, I'm MCK, and I'm not just any retard, I'm Area 52's retard. (And also a Scottish Abo, so FU TOR PEDO.)


Christ, how many times have I done this? Seriously? This is like the fourth time? Third? Whatever, I'm good at it I guess. One more thing I'm an expert in besides rehabilitating wizened snatch. (I don't have to do it.) The Kuczi Advantage is real.

Yeah.  I heard that through the grapefruit vine.

[Jackstar]

They won't know what hit 'em.

I'll play it later, I have Space's Space Cats here. (Actual.) I think they're just not ready for Earth music yet, it's not like I think it would break them.

Might break her, though. Is she here? Pfftt. I don't see anything but whispy little smokey ghost trails. Maybe she's getting blasted under the kitchen sink again. I saw her the other day, though, she was a litle yellowjacket kinda bug.

Of course she's welcome. Sp/ace is waybeyond "special." Alright, I gotta unplug. You -can- handle it from here, Human Bellgab Collective. I put you all into a pocket dimension last week, this is just your dress rehearsal. REMEMBER:

* Jackstar whispers, "It's showtime, and there's a Grand Archlich here, straighten your gig-lines, MOTHERFUC"-- *click* j*eol

[Jackstar]

Yeah.  I heard that

Good thing we're not airline pilots, yo. We might have lost our licences to play with the buttons on the autopilot after today's little stunt. :)

5^5

[Jackstar]

Another one is waiting on me to txt/call him back. [...] The Kuczi Advantage is real.

I've repurposed that one. See, now y'all need another understudy two. Too (2)! Ha! Ha! Ha!





It's kinda too bad that Hitler left already, but there are in fact more than 3 suitable stand-ins (just that I know of) for my No. 1 Understudy. You know what would help? If any of you actually knew what I was talking about.

Funny, you all seemed so attentive when it was just all about how you were gonna bend me over a barrel and get away with it. Well, you did the bending but didn't get a Way. (Security standards.) Anyhoo, I'm real relaxed, and I'm gonna need to see some -actual paper- on the hold up here at this time. Or, a call from a legit U.S. Marshall. (They're busy so I wouldn't bother one unless you have some on retainer. You do, don't you? Pfftt. Classy.)

Seriously, people are gonna wanna know, and if it turns out you're trapped in a Matrix waiting for your dope to finish cooking, well, I can't really endorse that kind of thing, now can I? Speaking of "cooking," damn, I'll never get to learn that skill at this rate. *sigh*


War Is Hell.

[Jackstar]

Yeah.  I heard that through the grapefruit vine.

Yeah.  I heard this other thing through the vine of The Grapes Of Wrath, just now. Golly. See? Pocket dimension is your friend.

I'll let you all work this one through. KNOW: you're all missing the big picture, and you will for awhile. Karmic Tunnel Cycle. (The dead will rise quickly.)

Not as quickly as -some people- rush to a snap judgement without adequate amounts of information, but... baby steps to consensus, Bellgab. Baby Steps to the airlock. Baby steps to throwing the chestburster out. Baby steps to the chapel for a quick Baby funeral. (Spare me the details.)

See, this is why I don't prefer inhalants, but it will be fine. (Hey, someone wanted three wives, huh? Nigga get three wives, lol)

5:5

[Master Trollda]

[Jackstar]

I can barely imagine your experience. Frankly afraid to hear it so can you tell me now?

Over here I got to pick a security detail. I don't know what my choices are. But... Can I just talk to David? Or is he wetting his pants like Xiden?

There are some questions I don't need to ask Tarot for. “Who is My Family?” well not the Redskins that's for sure, that's my cornerstone alignment tribe, not my family.

Jewel is my family but whatever, she's already here.

[Master Trollda]

[Jackstar]

Can I just talk to David? Or is he wetting his pants like Xiden?

Which one is a higher rank; Commander, Colonel, or Kernel? Must remember to Google after I get back from a quick jaunt Home to check on a certain... box canyon.

Metron, do you have to be a small green troll forever? Because I can deal with that. Easily.