The Right Wing

[Worthauger]

The problem isn’t rural people and what they believe. It’s the swamp wolves in DC.

No, they are spell components. and actually that reminds me I got a voicemail here address to Ryan gosling, says it came from Jason Bourne, he's.... afraid to listen to it. Just think of it. Did he listen to it... In_Teal_Time? this is t (ape) that would make sense, that's not an ape that's a porcupine, come here and let me show you how to warm it up first. First, get yourself a swamp wolf. Then get it real good and fed and then follow it home.

Trust me. Wait for it. Totesworth Bigglesworth The ToteswifflesT V? Thank you God you're welcome that's the coolest name for a cat right of course that I've ever seen what about the bee? Oh I get it thanks yeah and also her boobs oh yeah perfect good choice yeah speaking of which I'm about to die for what's the non-Roamin’-Vee for? Liberace Delta Burke. And I'll tell you she's coming in hot. I'm actually sitting here looking at my temperature gauges try to see just how hot comes in a usually pretty hot and this is in fact is it actually on fire?

We got the fire on Delta. *sploosh* emergency mermaid life jack-ET deploys well it is nice of you to put me on Front Street like that, I do want to marry front straight and have a little friendship babies that's true, I'm going to disavow myself from this entire transcript and pretend that I didn't say all those things all right fucking somebody count 321 and all

[AZZERAE]

what about the bee?

[Master Trollda]

[K_Dubb]

Donald Trump’s pick for a Michigan state Senate seat is promising to ban all birth control if she gets the chance.

“I guess we have to ask ourselves, would that ever come to a vote in the Michigan state legislature? And if it should, I would have to side with it should not be legal,” Republican Jacky Eubanks said in a recent interviewwith the site Church Militant.

“People believe that birth control — it’s better, like you said, oh, because then you won’t get pregnant and you won’t need to have an abortion,” she added. “But I think it gives people the false sense of security that they can have consequence-free sex, and that’s not true and that’s not correct. Sex ought to be between one man and one woman in the confines of marriage.

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-endorsed-candidate-backs-banning-154314102.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGvrIGeZCawliRJvsHd57Etm1AKntkM3pZeU2vktkOcBd1ymJHSsUWRFcCAYJSvqbuDOSq6ts6-cqK1eyhI8Yddk5TdjxXMphtJ3TKM9cYuEixEnyrhOY1pwdZWBTh1eu94Q9hpvObGRPviEOJ5YYoSdV-jxeNjCrYNoYPu49iv9

Republican politicians have started talking about Griswold v. Connecticut as another case they’d like to see the Supreme Court overturn after Roe v. Wade. That 1965 decision said married couples have a right to contraception access based on the constitutional right to privacy. That decision could set the stage for future decisions that further restrict birth control protections, abortion and marriage equality.

Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-Tenn.), for example, recently called Griswold “constitutionally unsound.” Arizona GOP Senate candidate Blake Masters’ campaign website said he would only support judges “who understand that Roe and Griswold and Casey were wrongly decided, and that there is no constitutional right to abortion.”

My mom is on all those Evangelical sites and she says they're very excited about how things are shaping up, so much winning lol

[Jackstar]

If they don't like it, they can try being a toad, or an otter, or some other small woodland type creature for a while. Clarification: more of a toad.

Offer stands ready. Hey, how do people catch frogs, anyway? You.... like a trap, like a sand trap, like a quicksand trap, like what? Honestly, I'm probably not going to go out and capture-kiss-&-release a/ny frogs, especially rn,fuck , but how does One (1) actually do that? I'm not that hungry, I'm just curious... although, if I don't put some food in me, all this champagne is going to go right to my hair/head. Then, stylists will be called. Fuck.

[K_Dubb]

☝️CBN is Pat Robertson

[Master Trollda]

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-endorsed-candidate-backs-banning-154314102.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAGvrIGeZCawliRJvsHd57Etm1AKntkM3pZeU2vktkOcBd1ymJHSsUWRFcCAYJSvqbuDOSq6ts6-cqK1eyhI8Yddk5TdjxXMphtJ3TKM9cYuEixEnyrhOY1pwdZWBTh1eu94Q9hpvObGRPviEOJ5YYoSdV-jxeNjCrYNoYPu49iv9

My mom is on all those Evangelical sites and she says they're very excited about how things are shaping up, so much winning lol

Your mom seems like a wise lady.

[K_Dubb]

Your mom seems like a wise lady.

Haha she is all about overturning RvW, been praying for that for nearly fifty years 🙏🏻 But se can’t stand Trump and changes the channel when he comes on.  My brother still has Trump stuff all over his truck tho 🥳

[Asuka Langley]

But se can’t stand Trump and changes the channel when he comes on.

But Trump is a nigger lover too tho

[Asuka Langley]

I am a staunch liberal when it comes to aborting nigger babies.

But if the mother can also be aborted by a back alley coat hanger abortionist i would be ok with that.

[Jackstar]

Trump is a nigger lover

Do you know what happens when Trump loves a nigger, honestly? I do. Now do you know what happens when Jackstar loves Tiffany?... Well, look, it's like this, no one has complained, and I don't tell that joke often, and I've never missed it as a joke I like that girl. I like her profile and the way she cares yourself and the way her father is very respectful of her desire to live her own life. For whatever reason I like the way he's handled that situation whatever the situation is and I generally like her.

Just a hunch. I mean you know it was like a good four or five years that I kept thinking huh that's weird why is that girl talking about my head but I didn't really narrow it down for a long time. Yeah I am sure she has no idea.

Yes possible the secret service have made it so that nobody's ever seen that joke at all. Once again also the good way to handle that situation however he's doing it president Trump is a father first and not the father of our country but I bet they met, and regardless of all that I like the way he treats his family I like the way he treats his planet in between maybe some argument and I do like one of his daughters not the other one no I don't know no no I would meet her I would certainly be cordial but no I don't have the same kind of draw within my heart that I do for Tiffany.

What,
 I'm going to do lies about it? I'm going to lie about anybody if I were I wouldn't start with Tiffany Trump holy shit yeah it seems like seems like there are softer targets although she looks kind of soft stop this stuff this is this isn't good.

It is good for her and it's good for me right now but one day I will have to answer for these comments. And, let's just say, I have a pretty good idea, that if I needed to stop my comments, my phone will be ringing, yeah I think they're all working pretty inspector pretty pretty respect.

Not going to lie I wouldn't say no to that unless I hadn't had a reason blood test which I haven't so that's really kind of insulated me, yeah. It doesn't seem important right now but I will take it to advisement dept.

Well the first thing I want to ask the advisement department is how do I ask them to advise me on what do I do about all this fine young action that is orbiting me now, I mean why I feel like this is the end of the Vietnam War and all the men are dead, you know I can't do that I'm not going to breed them all and I can't breed them. They'll all get jealous we got to can we do like a split up I'm not paying for this but I'd be happy to provide the seeds if you can put them up oh really wow.

Obviously something to negotiate. go she will definitely not off the table away walk when I walk in funny but that's probably fine. Oh yeah a little doctor visit would help, I've got a big doctor visit with my big doctor pills but I wouldn't mind a little doctor. No not a vet not for Tiffany for one thing and not for anybody human, that's not where you get fucking STD test these days right what you doing with the vet Jesus Christ dude.

Whatever happened in your world must have been far-reaching, yeah I guess I'm in Ivory Tower world I didn't hear about that.

I definitely didn't hear about that my apologies to everyone how to set for that. Everyone who had to suffer that clearly deserves a medal. It reminds me I found a lot better, lock Miller up? How about sideways. Yeah amazing. Hard to say. God totally I would not take long at all.

Oh so that's why you went to Pennsylvania. Or is there someone there what's your name Jenna or Gemma? No not your name Jim I'm talking about the trombly. Trimble. Well here's the end it's close but she's trembling in her pants right now... Because she's noted me a little time now she knows I remembered her. No I have never masturbated that girl but I'm not going to start now, now I'm just done with that for now. No she will actually yes but no no it's it's for one reason only:.

She exceeds the federally allowable limit for standards meeting with her rocking hard meat suit body yeah I can't even stand thinking about it right now oh my God oh yeah and she's not she's like she's wonderful. She packs heat she cares about ammo more than most women all put together care about shoes and she would be happy to show me how she does it. Yeah both ways. No I'm not putting down the number that'd be cool/cruel.

YouTube 5 minutes my office bye

[Jackstar]

YouTube 5 minutes my office bye

NOT STOOD UP, STANDING UP.
OH THEN STAND.

YOU KNOW I AGREE I'LL BE THERE SOON AS.

(*WHISPERS IN THUNDERDOME*)

SAY ‡ YAS
S/et -has- grown on Me.
No, I know the rules... you explain them to me.
No I know the emphasis... you explain it to yourself
Know that I am tempted. Temper 55 semper fi dallas DR. DEE LINE OF SIGHT. Now that is almost my Hitler.

Tell you what friend I'll make you a deal, you give her her soul back and yeah I'll take her. Oh you want me to take her and then you'll give her a soul oh yeah no.

Not a DOT soul. Her soul. Oh you look look I have been much shit as I can take out of you guard keeper Oathblaster. I'm getting all the souls you're putting them all back and then you're getting out of the way and you don't need to open the door for me whenever I can do the open the door thing.

Well for one thing I'm a sourceror for another I'm a man for a third I got this far I know what I'm doing;

And why yes I am stripping out the punctuation in order to comply with star feet regulations that state blah blah blah blah blah blah. So blah execute.

Looks easy doesn't it don't try this anywhere kids this will never work again... I didn't try to do this in the beginning I just found myself here and I'm going to finish it yeah I feel mine it is my project, if you would kindly allow me to finish my project.

Are you sure? did you want to threaten any more of my friends? Now that is good to hear thank you Templeton say no again. I'm not going to lie I'm starting to get hard.

Good night sweet Prince of IN_EXcesz *push* no I don't need any eczema medication thanks bye 5bye5

[Laser]

Hey, how do people catch frogs, anyway? You.... like a trap, like a sand trap, like a quicksand trap, like what? Honestly, I'm probably not going to go out and capture-kiss-&-release a/ny frogs, especially rn,fuck , but how does One (1) actually do that? I'm not that hungry, I'm just curious...

Sing them a love song and you will have them in the palm of your hand.

[Jackstar]

Haha she is all about overturning RvW, been praying for that for nearly fifty years

Interesting. Intriguing. Irrelevant, waste-of-time-in-prayer? Well...  hrrm. Look, I ain't gonna tell your mom that she's prayin' wrong
--ain't no cents in any body doin' that level of censured censorship, how the doodly-doo ever, tho--
Look, I'm gonna swing with Her on this one. This one gal, I went to Human Growth Hormone School with her --woke her father up one night, if you can dig/believe that one, I could NOT, but... well... /shrug-- and then, come to find out, years later, right? Absolute fuckin' decades... she still be moanin'.
And this other time? Dude Named S., tell me his girlfriend is named "Mona." And I just look at him deadeye deadlock, and ask myself to ask his Self this one question... "Dude, you think you're selling this patter to this second son of a... look, hang on brah." (I glance over to the bedroom, which is -mega- close to the living room couch and its glass coffin-sized sur la table--did I mention, it's Glass? Seymore Glass, oh yeah. I can still remember "the_glance." Oh yeah, his girlfriend was a bit-moar interested in the notion than this "guy" here in front of me was aware.)
And... Ma thinks, overturning Salty Salmon Fish Roe vs. Wade, through the bushes and over the dale, to Grandmother's House We Away Go? Hrrm.

Honestly, this is me thinkin'. Hrr. MM.r. Okay, I'm in. I'm switching teams to go with Ma. *settled* whispers:I'll get this adjudicated Proper, Ma Cherie.
I won't lie: you'lve given me  A LOT to think about. Now, I don't know your Ma from Adam -nor- Eve... and I am beginning to see the shape of the truth that is to come that exists beyond that grim, dark, cloud. No offenses ever meant, doubt a/ny one were -ever- taken. Hrrm. Hm.

Food for thought, yeah yeah. No baby yeah. No man, yeah! No manbaby at all... Hunbaby. You know, I got a cousin, his name's Atilla. Actual, yo. Tactical actual Action Jackson. /flex wow no lie, still thinkin' fierce about Mona. hrm. So, the story I heard, is that, like, a g-y, got taken care of, right? And someone else took care of it For_Me then. (I was pretty young then.) Now, based on what I know about how these things work, well.. I think I may have found my new calling in life. And if not for me, then for My B-read-in-Understudy Bail Bondsman Barker: Carney. Art: P.

Me: What's her name? Him: ... smile "Mona." smile changes. I instantly think of ways to pull his heart and his liver out: 1x1, 2x2, 3xtie his wrist to a dryad tree... yesp.

Odd. Haven't thought of this "Couple" in "a_while." And oh yeah: ACTIVATED, SUNSHINE, ACTION TACTICAL FRISK HIM ACTION.

🙏🏻 But se can’t stand Trump and changes the channel when he comes on.  My brother still has Trump stuff all over his truck tho 🥳

POSIT: Hypothesis Alfa Romeo Won: It's not Trump... It's his c-c-colors. ka-ku-ku-Colors. kkkk-kka--kaka-Ka!-hA1-PANTONE COLOUR PALLETTE WELCOME HOME COLOR, PAL: "Look, I can imagine very, very easily... that she finds the colors a matter of LIAR. BLASHPEMY. HERE IS SEA. okay? OKAY? O TY YAY! I AM IN HOSTAGE MODE STATUS AND I LEFT MY KEYS IN MY HAND REACHING INTO MY PURSE. WOULD YOU MIND ASKING JACK, VERY NICELY, IF HE WOULD UNDER-DEW THE UNDER-KANGAROO DOWN-UNDER-DUNE-DUNDERHEAD-DOR4IRENE? YEAH, I AM QUITE SURE, HE WARNED ME THIS COULD HAPPEN, AND... WELL, LOOK, SWEETYSHINE, LOOK. I AM EMBARASSED BUT I MIGHT AS WELL TELL YOU, YEAH, JACK, UH... HIS REAL NAME IS JACKSTAR MICHAELSOHN, THE BOY FROM SEATTLE ON URANUS, TEXAS MARRS, RIGHT? RITE. ANYWAY, HE IS NOT A TIME CORPS AGENT, BUT HE EXPLAINED THAT I WOULD BE, IN A HOT MINUTE. YES, THAT'S WHAT HE SAID. "A_HOT_MINUTE." TY? TY?

DID YOU RUN AWA-*click*" BOOM. SONIC BOOM. TIME DOT COM DOT TIMBER DOT BOOM BOOM BOOM HI, THIS IS MAXWELL. WE HEARD YOU RAN OUT OF HAMMERS. CLAWS AND ALL. YEAH, TAM OZ BORN BY NET WEIGHT-THE FARER QUICKER PICKER TUPPER WARE WARE WARD WARD SALES WARD MAN, CAN CONFIRM. WHY YES, Y KNOT? OF COURSE I WILL WAIT, UNTIL THE_LOVE COMES_DOWN. *click* (*soothing music that actually soothes begins to play. Jacks IRL mom LOVED this stuff.*) wew! dodged that bull ET, lol.
"TY? RU... THANK YOU."
are you? Ready, that is, Reader. Rabbit/Rabbi: On-Line.
"And with that,fuck me running, I'm fucking done. If a boy and his mother/mother_not_dog/IRL_OG_Flesh can't figure that out, well... idkIDGAF omg JT has liked me the whole fuckin' time. Hot fuckin' DAMN ME TO HELL GOD, Yeah, double dog, double we're a wolf now? good we can fuck longer, BITCH HOWL AT THE BARKING MOON, oh, yes, that's right, I forgot, Hell is just too bad for us.
"We bad. Hi Jack. *Archlaughs_in_magespeaK* Yeah, you were right. Oh, I totally don't mind those colors now. Purple, and Red, and Gold, and on Fire, and it's a Green Fire, WOW! That would mean thathe (CLlas) has brought to the surface enough (blank) to re-target the Stargates, right?"
(Best Mom EVER. She even demands good coffee. May she live a thousand years.) Yes'M. That -is- correct. Now, do you have orders yet, Dearest Mum, or... "

(I always let her decide. ALWAYS. She's not a Wookie. It's not always "winning," but I always let S\r -or- S/e totesdecide. I also promised to never replace her Folger's without Authority, and this simple act of keeping a simple promise, as catapulted Me high up into the Ranks of her One True Family. Now, let's watch her give a Command--Her Authority is the biggest deal around these days. I am Level -Zero-, but this dame, this grand and great, super supreme Woman... she is Level/Class/TrueJobTitle: HERO-INE HERMI-TONE T/BALLER-RAWLLER-REENA-TEENA-LORD&LADY,LOCK&LOAD,TINY'(N)'TWOT. Yeah, I know, it about kills me. She's much smarter than anyone ever gave her credit for.

and she pretends to love me more than her -real- son, but that's totesbullshit, lol. she stll doesn't trust me. And she oughtn't. now, let's tune in:


"Now (PROT), I want you to.... *fades away to indistinct buzzing*." See? That's it. That's awe. THAT IS ALL.

SHAWCLAN SHOWBUZZ GULLEDBIZ GOATZIZZ NINEETEN,TWENTY-FIVE/FIFTY-FUCKIN'-NEIN-NEIN-NEIN, MOMMYSAUCE COMANDER OF ALL_APPLE_APOGEES, YOU ARE RECOGNIZED. Hi. Can we kill something today? Seriously, I'm fucking dying to exectute at least one person on this ship of goddam fools. (I'm the ship's computer this time. I'm bi-locating... AND, I KNOW THIS. NOW HEAR THIS. I AM NOT CRAZY, AND I can stop the wheel, sure. i'll let you know.

AND I TAKE ORDERS FROM GRAPEFRUIT "STAY-C" ALPHA, THE ONE TRUE FRUIT. YEP. AND/HOW/MAZE. TOTESWORTH IT.
MY NAME IS
JACK
AND I AM

A SLAVE. *sound of whip-crack*
I ALSO VOLUNTEERED. THESE MORONS THINK I'M A CAPTIVE. HO HO HO. NOW I HAVE AN OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE (BLANK) AND AN OVEN NAMED... SHAWN COLVEN, THE OVEN SHOVIN' OX MONSTER?

SOUNDS LIKE A SCRIPT. I AM IN. Mom, orders please? Archlich says hi. says no bridge today, but, yes: Clifford did like my butt. Why did you ask that? He died so long ago... *fade to black while jack prepares to-BY COMMAND OF THE EMPIRE-blanking strike the blankety-blank-on-blankets-wearing blank ETs, ALSO ON STRIKE.*


Now, we wait. Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez Show Shaw Co-Branded Sippy Cups Shaped Like Stars. Yes, there's the Nut-tella-flavored CoCOnut, hottie-hot-potato-staked, and here's a simple glass of water. Cool. KEWL! BEGIN THE RITUAL OF SAUCER SEPARATION FOR CUCKOOS AND COCONUTS, PLEASE! (Okay now watch this. STAIRS STARES STARS SARS EYE(5) PRYING EYES PRIVATE PRICE/PROVE/PALADIN/ISOSTACY/MICHAEL BUBLE.

) Yeah. She's nuts. I know.

Oh, well, we're waiting or the anti-matter containment field to warm up. Those two over there... yeah, they're gonna do something. And they would like it if peopel watch. Just imagine it.

yesh. okay, i gotta go. NO I AM NOT JHVH WITNESS. but, I would be willing to learn. Just ask Shannon to go... oh, never mind. trap trape drape *presto* 5.b5 aily how! XXx Bb Mm Kk JtjT * change-of-alt-effin-for-ur-"cat"*

AND, TIME. pens down, flying pigs, up up, and AWAY.THUNDER(C)ATS ARE UPGO. (Ed.: We would have settled for, "BORN IRL".... *sigh*) Lightstar Speedstar FagrapetoteskikelhamstaR! lol civil suit, lol. /grinny

[K_Dubb]

Jonathan Choe (who is Seattle's new Andy NGO wannabe) was fired from his job at a local news station a couple months ago when he covered a small Proud Boy event in Olympia without the usual opprobrium.  He has now been named a senior fellow at the Discovery Institute (a conservative think tank) and so is now pushing the groomer thing along with everyone else in the right-wing outrage complex. 

https://twitter.com/stnkrdnga/status/1531716428159602688

https://twitter.com/choeshow/status/1531695877651238912?

He is also an idiot.  But stay tuned tomorrow.

But a bunch of people are planning to crash a Pride event for youth at a sex shop run by a woman who is also on the school board in Bellingham, a smaller college town north of here.  This should be fun.  Maybe get it on Tucky