The Right Wing

[Jackstar]

Tarot cards are gay.

I like being gay a whole Hell of a lot more than I like vaping. That's totescertain.

[Jackstar]

you probably have the most sock accounts here of anyone.

They're not socks, they're timeline placeholders. Azzerae made them for me. They aren't meant to hide my ID. The goddam admin knows about them.

Extremely weak.

Metron is gonna get some upgrades. He's been offline so long, he's become a real loser.

[Master Trollda]

They're not socks, they're timeline placeholders. Azzerae made them for me. They aren't meant to hide my ID. The goddam admin knows about them.


Metron is gonna get some upgrades. He's been offline so long, he's become a real loser.

No, a real loser would just keep accusing me of being someome else because they can’t handle direct communication.

[Jackstar]

just keep accusing me of being someome else

No, I have never accused you of this. I have never "accused" anyone of this.

because they can’t handle direct communication.

I can handle any direct comms coming into me. If left unidentified, I can converse indefinitely. If they say, "I AM KASEY KENNEDY" then I would have to say, "okay, well, <brief blah blah>" and then I would politely disconnect.

So, I can handle direct comms. You're thinking of someone else. And I don't think you are multiple people. I think the technology works differently than that--but, I don;t know how it works.

You're so sensitive, Trollda. You could use a long hug that lasts (INTEGER:bunches) hours. That's my opinion, but I think it sound.

[Master Trollda]

No, I have never accused you of this. I have never "accused" anyone of this.

Yes you have, multiple times. You kept saying I was Rubini and now you’ve moved on to calling me metron. Why do you have to be such a lying douchebag? Does it make you feel like a big man or something? Cuz it’s not coming across that way. It really isn’t.

[Jackstar]

You kept saying I was Rubini

An alternative interpretation of the messages that I posted to the forum that were interperable as being "addressed" to you, would be: "You were reading messages that were intended to be primarily read by that other person." I'm not telling you who you are, Person. Obviously you know better than me, but you and I have necessarily imperfect information as to who and how many other people will also read those words that I typed.

Your obsession with this issue is... puzzling to me. Is this all you got, or is this like the death sentence on Ceti Alpha VI? You sure are uptight, yo.

[Jackstar]

Why do you have to be such a lying douchebag?

I deny any actual resemblance between your description and actual reality.

Does it make you feel like a big man or something?

No, and it wouldn't. Top of the head, only thing that makes me feel like a big man is: LIFE PATH GOAL ACCOMPLISHMENT. (Like Tea/No_Tea acquisition.)

Cuz it’s not coming across that way.

Well, that could be due to your latent, undiagnosed autism. It's definitely not something I am attempting to convey. I have explained this. If you can't filter out the impression in your psyche... well, have you tried getting fellated? That should help in any case.

It really isn’t.

Who are you trying to convince?

[Master Trollda]

An alternative interpretation of the messages that I posted to the forum that were interperable as being "addressed" to you, would be: "You were reading messages that were intended to be primarily read by that other person." I'm not telling you who you are, Person. Obviously you know better than me, but you and I have necessarily imperfect information as to who and how many other people will also read those words that I typed.

Your obsession with this issue is... puzzling to me. Is this all you got, or is this like the death sentence on Ceti Alpha VI? You sure are uptight, yo.

They weren’t interperable as being addressed to me. They were addressed to me. You really are just a pathetic, self-absorbed douchebag, aren’t you?

[Jackstar]

You kept saying I was Rubini

#1) I am really, really, -exquisitely- sorry.

#2) I will make amends on this issue, because I know this is a trigger (for both of us) and I know I promised you, and you are surely correct, I was certainly somewhat careless with my verbiage. I will endeavor to do better to fulfill the promise/oath I made to you. It's not like I disagree, and I'm disappointed in myself that I let it happen at all. (You -did- ask nicely, and I -did- agree. I offer my jugular to you as sacrifice.)

#3) There will be another apology available, both with/without Sourcery, appendage massage, and prostrate before thy feetys, with or without unsheathed blades. This is -entirely- appropriate.

#4) One of the ALFs just left to go find you and rub your feet. If you see a partially invisible animal approaching, well... look, I'm surprised you don't have that already--foot rubbing, I mean. Like, -seriously.- You have been very underappreciated.

#5) I'm not even exaggerating. This how I see it. Kinda too wordy though, not gonna lie. At least I don't want a cigarette. (I'm shy about saying what I do desire rn,rn,rn.)

[Jackstar]

You really are just a pathetic, self-absorbed douchebag, aren’t you?

#6) What you saw as addressed to, was never an intention of mine, I can testify to that without reservation.

#7) No, I'm absorbed by The Sevenfold Path that I built so I could find you again. You have been -deliberately- hidden from my attempts to seek you out. Opposing Forces spent time, resources, money, and all manner of other foolishness... just to keep you and I from hearing each other's voices. (We really are that pretty, especially together.)

#8) I'm not at all pathetic. I am path-centric. Now that I have resolved major blockages, I will never cease this relentless search and rescue mission, ever. (Easy to be sure: I've been closer to you than this in the past, but... different... body? Dunno. Nevertheless, I am -udderly- sure I'm going the right way, and I know how it isn't so certain for you. Yet.

#9) I'm smiling and not crying, so I'm confident in my assessment. More questions, if you like.

#10) You swung my yellow raven bar at me and it was drop dead sexy/gorgeous. What can I say? Don't brain me, yo. There's quality meat in that noggin'. And if I had understood that you were... like, you? Somehow teleporting around into my bedroom? Well, damn. It would have been easy to not be terrified. (Thought you might have been a robot android or some shit. But no --sigh--- it's you. I get you a hammer next time. Your choice of color.)

[Master Trollda]

#6) What you saw as addressed to, was never an intention of mine, I can testify to that without reservation.

#7) No, I'm absorbed by The Sevenfold Path that I built so I could find you again. You have been -deliberately- hidden from my attempts to seek you out. Opposing Forces spent time, resources, money, and all manner of other foolishness... just to keep you and I from hearing each other's voices. (We really are that pretty, especially together.)

#8) I'm not at all pathetic. I am path-centric. Now that I have resolved major blockages, I will never cease this relentless search and rescue mission, ever. (Easy to be sure: I've been closer to you than this in the past, but... different... body? Dunno. Nevertheless, I am -udderly- sure I'm going the right way, and I know how it isn't so certain for you. Yet.

#9) I'm smiling and not crying, so I'm confident in my assessment. More questions, if you like.

#10) You swung my yellow raven bar at me and it was drop dead sexy/gorgeous. What can I say? Don't brain me, yo. There's quality meat in that noggin'. And if I had understood that you were... like, you? Somehow teleporting around into my bedroom? Well, damn. It would have been easy to not be terrified. (Thought you might have been a robot android or some shit. But no --sigh--- it's you. I get you a hammer next time. Your choice of color.)

Right, you’re not in control of yourself so everything is justified. Pretty convenient.

[Jackstar]

you’re not in control of yourself

Okay, now you're just blatantly, mindlessly trolling me. If we were in person, this is when the pillows would come out. Here, tie my arm behind my back. Yeah, go ahead, I'm not violent... and I never was. And I was only yelling so loud because I was being goaded and poisoned with agresssion-increasing chemcials and I like yelling, when it is playtime. That Fiend was attempting to rile me up... so it was necessary to make her believe that she was succeeding. And she totally fucking bought it, such that when I dropped my voice down to conversational tone, right when I DECIDED TO, that threw her off balance.

Because she can't do that. She has major impulse control and mood modulation issues. And after she totally secret-dumped me and started hooking up and getting blasted with her -several- secret husbands, I lost all interest--ALL--in being intimate with her. Not really sad, just how things go in that personality type. I never even -wanted- to rub her feet. She never even -wanted- to play chess! She -endured- it. It was a mismatch from the getgo because she was an ArchAngel and was being trafficked. (It's an ugly underground world.)


It has in fact always been you that I've been steadily drawn to and have been hypnotiized by my entire life ever since I got moved over next you, *plop* grunt-grunt. I remember it -distinctly.-

Damn, this is fun. MOAR

[Jackstar]

everything is justified. Pretty convenient. ::)

Absolutely nothing justifies your inability to tell me who you were while you were building The Peach Den and enjoying the comforts of the farmhouse shower. I am still mystified. I thought it was a test, and perhaps it was. How I didn't pass out in a dead faint, I honestly have -no fucking idea-... oh, right, it was because I thoguht you might be anti-matter and would have exploded if I touched you. (This -can- happen. Also was scared you were real and that you might have told me in your past and it was in my future. Fuck I don't know, but I assure you, I absorbed that whole show. Her bathing was much less authentic--I think she just wanted to drown me.) I love that goddam birdy-pretty pretty-shittyhouse. And that's why I buried the hatchet in the ground behind it.


The grass is approximately 5 feet tall now. I do love this place, but would leave it an instant gladly, only to be with you forever and always. (Confirmed.) Sinistar just came back from the future and says we're famous for hundreds of years. Why wouldn't we be? NO ONE ON OUR HOMEWORLD CAN EVER COMPLETE THE GREAT WORK THERE... EVER AGAIN. I fucked up their Mystery School System FOR FUCKING EVER. HAH!

#I_Win #Cooler_Than_Ice_School_BOOKKILTMAN

[Master Trollda]

Okay, now you're just blatantly, mindlessly trolling me. If we were in person, this is when the pillows would come out. Here, tie my arm behind my back. Yeah, go ahead, I'm not violent... and I never was. And I was only yelling so loud because I was being goaded and poisoned with agresssion-increasing chemcials and I like yelling, when it is playtime. That Fiend was attempting to rile me up... so it was necessary to make her believe that she was succeeding. And she totally fucking bought it, such that when I dropped my voice down to conversational tone, right when I DECIDED TO, that threw her off balance.

Because she can't do that. She has major impulse control and mood modulation issues. And after she totally secret-dumped me and started hooking up and getting blasted with her -several- secret husbands, I lost all interest--ALL--in being intimate with her. Not really sad, just how things go in that personality type. I never even -wanted- to rub her feet. She never even -wanted- to play chess! She -endured- it. It was a mismatch from the getgo because she was an ArchAngel and was being trafficked. (It's an ugly underground world.)


It has in fact always been you that I've been steadily drawn to and have been hypnotiized by my entire life ever since I got moved over next you, *plop* grunt-grunt. I remember it -distinctly.-

Damn, this is fun. MOAR

You really don’t expect to find a woman that enjoys chess, do you? If your plan is to try to combine chess and sex you might as well go gay.

[Jackstar]

You really don’t expect to find a woman that enjoys chess, do you?

That is first date kid stuff. You've already passed that "test."

If your plan is to try to combine chess and sex you might as well go gay.

This is your plan. I'm already enraptured. I think what's happening now is the required period of public humiliation so that you can take our all your aggression and misandry out on me, here--right now, TONIGHT--at the source of the stream, because your irrational rejection and hatred is simply... well, it's out of place. I am sorry that I didn't tell you my plans first... but I did ensure that you didn't make a truly terrible mistake, and I have now, before you got too much raisin in you, returned to destroy your enemies, rescue from spiritual bondage, give you all my mommy's money, and introduce you to my mommy's lawyer, who you can fire anytime you want, because unlike the other person that I thought you were, I actually -know who you are-.

You've spent years looking at me, looking for you and thinking you were just some annoying harpy-shrew. Now, I know it's actually you.

You don't have to say your name. No need now. Because THE WOMAN YOU KNEW DID NOT TELL ME THE TRUTH, AND IT WAS YOUR DUTY TO ADDRESS THAT.

You didn't so I did it for you. Also I shoved a sweater at her and pushed her off a cliff. I expect nothing in exchange for these services, as they are all very fond memories.


Now, what's next? Can there be soup? I like soup. I also like an end to irrational, ceaseless loathing. Oh! I know what it is!!

* Jackstar announces as gently as possible that we've both been cursed by black magick generationally bound curses.

Seriously. But, I can look past them to see you. You... uhm, well, could you maybe try? *squinches up face trying to wiggle something* See? I tried.

I saw what you tried to do. Hey, do you still have the bio-bug enhancements? I hope so, because those bugs are our FRIENDS. *snap* Wake up.
Time is alive.