Because you're a barely functioning functional alcoholic, Kato. Submit! Surrender! Confess!
Yeah, I was with a felony hanging over my head while unemployed for a year and a half. But you already knew that, Jackass. Now that it's been dismissed and undergoing expungement I seldom drink at all.
God is good! 🙏
Do you want to start talking about my dead sister's fellatio privileges getting cut-off again?