Aww! You’re so bored you’ve taken to hijacking’s threads again. Sad. 
I'm only bored of your low-talent shenanigans of denial. The fact is I did tell multiple people that I wanted to get training to be a Clayton substance abuse counselor. Looks like I have.
Publicly bringing in every single one of you reprobate drug addicts while you scream and carry on about how you're not a reprobate drug addict it's pretty much picture book perfect execution of a dissertation for a doctorate.
Since no one thought that what I'm doing here could ever work, nor did anybody ever think that the problem was as he was, I think it's fair to say that I may have created a second School of magic. I don't really know how that s*** is dealt with, and I don't really care right now, but hijacking and bored are not the words that you should be using here.
.THERE.IS.NO.DANA.ONLY.ZUUL.
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P.S. If you don’t stop defaming my anonymous identity I’m going to have my imaginary lawyer sue your ass into oblivion. Bank on it! 
A) I haven't started defaming any identity. Arguably my efforts have increased brand value for all across the board.
B) What you're really threatening is a S.L.A.P.P.; be of good cheer. That is one of the potential ways forward that would actually work, since... I would then have the option of... countersuing.
C) Yum.
D) I have heard you, and I get the impression that you want me to stop when I'm doing. Good news, everyone! I can see the irony, and it's not too-too Irish -or- ironic!
E) While I respect and understand your fear that everything I'm saying comes across as just another trick of the penis and I am obviously merely a tool of The Patriarchy, I hope that your descent into madness will be short and swift, because I don't really have time for all this f****** irrational b*******. All this is going on too long, I want to get over with, we have the tools, we have the talent, why do you think people are dragging their ass? Well they want to make sure they get it done right. That means no stabby-stabby.
F) Dan-uh a-little-bit, AKA Kirsten A.E. H-H-K-H, is that the Auburn emergency department either second floor ICU or 3rd floor psych ward, and boy is she having the time of her life, and she just hung up on me, I suppose that somebody doxxing somebody? I'm so confused. Where are the documents supposed to be at?
G) you're not a threat to me, so I can't really report you for being threatening, but obviously you seem to think that you're in a position of deciding what happens next. That really is no longer your position. You decided what happened next already: #iWIN!