"I got evidence on you guys."
"Drug test me, bitch!"
"Hey did I scream rape in Big Springs???"
Yeehaw! 
You know there's a gun range like a mile away from this house, over the hill, and I've been here 8 months off and on and I've never heard action at the gun range I've never heard guns going off ever not once, and last two three days I've been here a bunch of guns going off and some truck has been coming to my house and revidence engine and then driving off, I guess somebody's upset about something they think I've done, and boy when they find out that I haven't done shit and their enemy is somewhere else I hope they have their truck and their guns ready I would be happy to help before I get shot and then if somebody's paying somebody to shoot me they're prepping pretty obviously and I don't think they're doing that I think they're just trying to get some frustrations out I'm with him I'm on their side anybody who's frustrated right now you know I understand and just imagine how frustrated I was last year when I love you people just ignored me and then imagine how frustrated I was when I went to Christmas in jail, I was frustrated then you know I'm a lot less frustrated now you know why cuz bad actors are going away and you know who did it the legitimate US federal government supported by citizens, who obey the law, yeah some of you might want to try that sometime obeying the law I know you think you got special privileges guess what you fucking don't *click*
Whatever. #PoundMeToo
p. s.: Maybe we should start a sumo wrestling club where we take off her shirts and wrestle until we start forcing each other to agree with various political principles that we wouldn't ordinarily openly agree with, the end of each match we have somebody come and , and then we take turns left at each other while we use our telekinetic powers to put handcuffs on corrupt little piggies and show them what real law enforcement Authority can actually do.
Y'all be surprised when you figure out what kind of clerical Powers you can activate just by asking me like I can't tell you to say say the magic words that I can do this no no if you figure it out I'll be happy to go yeah yeah it might even lead to something but if you're just going to act like I'm just a extendable arm of enforcement well you're wrong coz like, I'm not
The Constitution features separate branches of government the planner multiverse in fact includes several branches of government for various forms of law that God has written and laid down across the whole of Creation. , Don't even know this because with my vast wealth and resources and ability to travel back through time I went into the past and bought up all the boxes of Wheaties that had the instructions on how to defend yourself and divine court and burnt them with the trash, so now you depending on me, just kidding on me at all unless you need a fucking scapegoat to get your fucking IRS audit bullshit out of the way you fucking DEA scumbag I hope my mother's lawyer is going after you I'm not even pay attention cuz it's not my business but I hope somebody puts the hammer down and fucking squeezes. Wait that reminds me of something, damn I'm not a good fighter I just want to have sex.
I'll go good luck with your revolution boys I already cleared it last month we're going to win. Could be good too, really feeling some high energy going around here.
Oh and by the way I kind of figured out I guess you're all jealous cuz you all can't get high anymore, and I can. ? Is that what's up? Because if it is I know how that feels to not get high anymore while everyone else is man that was fucking suck damn don't drink the antifreeze, save that for me I can do that you can't it'll kill you but I got powers.
No shit. I got powers, I don't even have badge, I got powers and Jesus loves me enough to do shit for me, yeah I don't ask very often, I don't have to, sometimes he'll ask me to let him do stuff for me how about that fucking Jesus asked me for help nigga boom boom boom boom!!
So, as you can imagine I'm routinely uncertain how I want to celebrate next. Irony of ironies not only do I not have anywhere to go, I could go anywhere and I'm not concerned at all about being observed because I follow the law I'm going to fuck and the longer they look at me the less useful the information they're going to have is.
I love being gandhi, pacifism is the best war strategy ever. Do you want to take a nap in the back of my em50 Urban assault vehicle? I think it's got a sybian mounted to the card table, but that might be a rocket launcher I'm not sure, bye
(Some of you laughing out there, being afraid to post back and say me too cuz yeah it's dangerous time I'm being funny for you I'm keeping you entertained because this is the best fucking revolution we've ever seen. It's like a reverse train wreck in slow motion where all the trash comes up out of the ditch and then the people come back alive and the train keeps it going backwards and then you can see that cool place you saw last time and get out and stuff at that gift shop maybe find a thing for your friend? also reminds me the fucking woman that what's her nuts and what's his face the nincompoops thought they were going to fucking blame me for that I never never went saw now she's been roped in the in the fucking piggies are trying to get her to get information on me in some kind cuz I can tell when these things happen and then instead of engaging all I just immediately went into a tirade where I explained that the people behind her fucking
schweinhund and thugs and losers and bad for the country and parasites and shit and... You think I'm bad here, this is where I tone it down, this is the time to press the enemy when they're weak when they're on their heels and when they're vulnerable to attack from all angles, because they're corrupt they don't have a leg to stand on all they got is the inertia of the public mind.
An avalanche starts with a single snowflake. Somebody probably shouldn't have started with mine.
