Author Topic: News  (Read 461560 times)

Re: News
« Reply #1080 on: February 01, 2025, 02:37:21 AM »
First one out of Wichita;  now this one headed to Branson (with a sick kid aboard, sad).

It would seem the hobo elite are targeting us God-fearing MidWesterners.


Re: News
« Reply #1081 on: February 01, 2025, 06:28:11 AM »

Re: News
« Reply #1082 on: February 01, 2025, 08:29:25 PM »


CATS AND DOGS NO LONGER LIVING TOGETHER
NOW THEY FALL OUT OF THE SKY
CRASH AND BURN WITH NO SURVIVORS
I LOVE IT!!


This is the first video you've posted that I am actually going to actually watch. This is awesome! This is more plane crashes than we got in SimCity for the SuperNintendo! lol

(Message to those "affected" by all these "inexplicable outbreak of aviation disasters": remember that you can always go after the laws of physics in the civil courts.)



INTERVENTIONS OF THE DIVINE SHALL CONTINUE
UNTIL SATISFACTORY RESULTS HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED. -The MgT

Re: News
« Reply #1083 on: February 01, 2025, 08:34:42 PM »
First one out of Wichita;  now this one headed to Branson (with a sick kid aboard, sad).



It would seem the hobo elite are targeting us God-fearing MidWesterners.

fu urmo diaf.



Why the fuck aren't you frozen in carbonite yet, asshole? Pfft. Go get more bent, cryptofascist oinker-cancer schweinhund scum. ATTICA! ATTICA!

Re: News
« Reply #1084 on: February 01, 2025, 08:37:49 PM »

Re: News
« Reply #1085 on: February 01, 2025, 08:44:45 PM »
That's great, MethStar!




You are seriously about 3 steps away from me having you S.W.A.T.ted for real. I'm not shitting you. I am tired of your bullshit attitude and your faggot shenanigans and if you continue your horseshit pogrom against me I will go scorched earth on your shitbag fatass mangy ass. This is pretty fucking close to your final warning, oinkershines.

I am not afraid of you. I am simply lazy. Watch yourself; you are knee-deep and going in, fucker. I HOPE IT SUCKS YOU DOWN.

Re: News
« Reply #1086 on: February 02, 2025, 08:42:58 PM »

Re: News
« Reply #1087 on: February 03, 2025, 12:12:34 AM »
That's great, MethStar!



1-888-373-7888


If you think I give a shit what happens to you--or anyone--you are fucking wrong. Eat shit and die, you miserable oinking thug faggot. We are not the same.

Re: News
« Reply #1088 on: February 04, 2025, 12:26:52 AM »

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« Reply #1089 on: February 04, 2025, 07:50:55 AM »
That's great, MethStar!



Where is your running mate? The only choices last election were not stellar. Did he retreat into his covid bubble, never to emerge? He could have helped you change the course of history...

Re: News
« Reply #1090 on: February 05, 2025, 12:21:32 AM »
Where is your running mate? The only choices last election were not stellar. Did he retreat into his covid bubble, never to emerge? He could have helped you change the course of history...

I have heard that he is occasionally spotted over at Elle-gab (*spit*)...

He stopped responding to my monthly talking points/memo e-mails about mid(Q2/Q3FY2023) of the 2024 KamPain, I'd say.

Perhaps he was upset with Trump stealing so many of my fine KamPain Plan(c)ks?

Nautical Shore.

I am just now noticing that the new Administration is doing quite a few things I had proposed, although he still hasn't made any advances on bringing Banana Production to the Southern States/Puerto Rico/Carribean Territories(Virgin Islands?), to my knowledge.

I believe he also experienced some sort of family bereavement around that same time.

Also, I think there is some sort of beef betwixt him and Azz?  I think if you dig back in some old posts here you may find that info.

I think he still has access to his account here, (i.e. Azz has not locked him out, or if he had been treated so he is no longer locked out?) but chooses not to post.  I think he said something about Fat People being a bit too ubiquitous here (at the time) for his tastes or something.

I know little of the rotundity of the very few posters here, other than that one Fat Man in the Bathtub...

Good to see you, CMDR AFL(II)-CAN!

Or was it AFL(I)-CAN?  I cannot recall (at this time:  not going to dig out my extensive KamPain notes; nor search old posts at BellGab for it) if you or Azz were first appointed as CMDR of your respective American Foreign Legions.  I suspect, it was you whom I first awarded a leadership role and Azz was the second?

Probably a bit early to start openly KamPain-ing for the 2028 election cycle, I imagine I will begin gearing things up sometime Q2/Q3/Q4FY 2027.   Certainly NLT Q1FY2028...  perhaps my Running Mate will return by then?  Who can say, only thyme will tell, I suppose.

Anyway, prosit!






Re: News
« Reply #1091 on: February 05, 2025, 02:57:37 AM »
Where is your running mate? The only choices last election were not stellar. Did he retreat into his covid bubble, never to emerge? He could have helped you change the course of history...

He was last heard stumping for Kamala in the other precinct.
The disillusionment was painful when he realized the inevitable Trump succession.

He has not emerged since from whatever warm hole he might now be resting.

Re: News
« Reply #1092 on: February 05, 2025, 07:34:20 AM »
Ellegab? (hawk thua)
Kamalla?

I used to wonder what it would feel like to drive past your best friend from childhood only to see him unkempt, homeless and wearing only soiled underwear spewing angry gibberish at strangers. 

May this be the closest I ever get to that experience.  :'(

Re: News
« Reply #1093 on: February 07, 2025, 06:16:32 PM »
I used to wonder what it would feel like to drive past your best friend from childhood only to see him unkempt, homeless and wearing only soiled underwear spewing angry gibberish at strangers. 

This is exactly what is happening right next door at my house. Neighbor Shane has been... replaced(?), or devolved(?), into... I don't know what. But it's CREEPY AF.

May this be the closest I ever get to that experience.  :'(

You don't want to get any closer, I can assure you. Halp.

Re: News
« Reply #1094 on: February 07, 2025, 06:17:18 PM »
He has not emerged since from whatever warm hole he might now be resting.

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