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Chadmobiles only!
« on: April 10, 2021, 03:12:06 AM »

Re: Chadmobiles only!
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2021, 03:29:58 AM »
Should I give the old Dodge Aspen another shot?  Had one very similar to this that may have been the most aggravating piece of machinery ever made by mankind.  Only $3K but I think the seller is hucking - "runs great".  I doubt it ran great the day it came off the line in Hamtramck. 


http://davidsclassiccars.com/dodge/114936-1978-dodge-aspen-3000-obo.html

Re: Chadmobiles only!
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2021, 03:39:22 AM »
Should I give the old Dodge Aspen another shot?  Had one very similar to this that may have been the most aggravating piece of machinery ever made by mankind.  Only $3K but I think the seller is hucking - "runs great".  I doubt it ran great the day it came off the line in Hamtramck. 


http://davidsclassiccars.com/dodge/114936-1978-dodge-aspen-3000-obo.html

The force is strong with this one.


Re: Chadmobiles only!
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2021, 03:57:18 AM »
Dodge Aspen

Is this this a boomer Dodge Neon?


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« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2021, 04:20:42 AM »
Should I give the old Dodge Aspen another shot?  Had one very similar to this that may have been the most aggravating piece of machinery ever made by mankind.  Only $3K but I think the seller is hucking - "runs great".  I doubt it ran great the day it came off the line in Hamtramck. 


http://davidsclassiccars.com/dodge/114936-1978-dodge-aspen-3000-obo.html



applications.

Recalls and reputation   Edit
The Volaré/Aspen were recalled numerous times; for the 1976 model year, there were at least eight serious recalls alone.[5]

They included:

Potential failure of a component in the front suspension, which could cause the suspension to detach from the vehicle frame under hard braking;[citation needed]
Possibility that the secondary hood latch could not properly hold the hood closed;[citation needed]
Front brake lines, routed underneath the battery, that could corrode from spilled battery acid and lead to brake failure;[citation needed]
Seat belts that could fail to latch during hard deceleration (such as an accident or hard braking), thereby preventing them from protecting the occupant;[citation needed]
Misrouted fuel vapor line that could rub against the alternator drive belt, possibly resulting in a fire;[citation needed]
Replacement of front fenders that corroded prematurely (sometimes in less than a year) because of an ill-advised cost-saving decision not to install front inner fender shields;[citation needed]
At least one recall to address chronic stalling and driveability problems.[citation needed]
Chronic problems with stalling and poor driveability led to a horrible reputation that the Volaré/Aspen quickly gained as new buyers were to discover for themselves; premature rusting problems soon followed.[6] In 1977, 1,300,000 Chrysler Corporation models were recalled for these driveability problems.[citation needed] It is possible that much of the product-defect difficulty with the Volaré/Aspen models could have been avoided if Chrysler Corporation had taken more time to fully develop the cars before offering them to the market, but in an effort to boost sales and get a badly needed infusion of cash, Chrysler Corporation launched the Volaré/Aspen models as quickly as possible.[citation needed] This reputation for poor-build quality led to a decline in sales[7] as the Volaré/Aspen twins became the most-recalled automobile models to date at that time.[8] Winners of the Motor Trend Car of the Year, the Aspen and Volaré later received the Lemon of the Year award from the Center for Auto Safety, the consumer watchdog group founded by Ralph Nader.[9]

Re: Chadmobiles only!
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2021, 04:34:26 AM »
Should I give the old Dodge Aspen another shot?  Had one very similar to this that may have been the most aggravating piece of machinery ever made by mankind.  Only $3K but I think the seller is hucking - "runs great".  I doubt it ran great the day it came off the line in Hamtramck. 


http://davidsclassiccars.com/dodge/114936-1978-dodge-aspen-3000-obo.html

Haha I used to have one of those, my first car in fact, but 1978 4-door with brown vinyl seats and chrome all over, like brand new, bought it off the old lady who only drove it to church.  Stalled out on corners especially driving slow and residential..  Perfect hipstermobile but damn was that annoying.

Re: Chadmobiles only!
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2021, 04:40:19 PM »
Is this this a boomer Dodge Neon?



Well they took the Dart, which was a decent enough car and replaced it with the Aspen. Check out the Jedi's and K_Dubb's posts for the fun that resulted.

Re: Chadmobiles only!
« Reply #7 on: April 27, 2021, 01:35:37 AM »
Rob is kind of a douche that cant finish a car but he knows how to piss off GM fanboys and therefore an honorary #Chad


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Yeuh, beaches!

-COL Manly

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« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2021, 01:25:24 AM »
factory freak 4L60E  :o


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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2021, 01:44:00 AM »
How many Chads does it take to change a tire?

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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2021, 01:57:50 AM »
How many Chads does it take to change a tire?

One with the right tools


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« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2021, 02:02:19 AM »