THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING.
That's not jealousy that's incredulity. Don't get me wrong here, kid, but post 3 and 1/2 years of my being led to a box County ambush is a bad time for me to be considering. What a universe in which there are other men looks like. Since I haven't seen any other man, I've just seen pussies and fucking badges, and nobody finds you attractive, nobody finds you. And then it's not that you're not attractive.
It's that you're a spectacle. Nobody really understands what happened. Fuck that. I don't understand either. Although I may be the only person who's actually happy with that.
With knowing what I do as it as to how:
CERN
NASA
PORN
CHILD PORN
GERMAN PORN
SCHEISSE PORN
GER-(HER)-MAN IN GENERAL
GENERAL
GENERAL QUARTERS
AND
LONG-STANDING RIVALRIES BETWEEN THE TOTESLES THE LESBOS THE HOMOPHAGS AND THE MEN WHO HELPED LUCIFER TRY TO REPAIR THE EFFECTS OF THE RAPE OF EVE, I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHO THEY WERE BUT THEY WERE THE LIQUIDATORS FROM PRIPYAT, BUT IT WAS PROBABLY SOME OF THE MEN WHO RAPED BY FRIENDS WHILE I WAS COMPLETELY UNAWARE OF WHERE THEY WERE OR WHY THEY WEREN'T CALLING ME OR HOW IT WAS THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO CALL ME, WHEN I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT NOBODY EXPECTED ALLISON TO COMPLETELY MELT DOWN.
NOR DID ANYONE EXPECT ME TO BE ABLE TO SAVE HER.
AND THE WOMAN WHO MATERIALIZED AFTER THE NARUTO SHADOW PLAY MANEUVER HAPPENED WAS SOMEBODY I HADN'T SEEN SINCE IT'S 2018 AND THEN RATHER THAN GIVE HER A HUG AND SAY OH MY GOD THANK GOD YOU'RE BACK...
I ROLLED MY EYES AT HER AND TOLD HER TO GET THE FUCK OUT THE BACK.
NOW WHETHER SHE WAS RAPED TO DEATH OR WHETHER SHE WAS TREATED BADLY I HAVE NO IDEA BECAUSE WHEN I CAME BACK 4 DAYS LATER, THERE WAS A DIFFERENT ALLISON HERE AND A DIFFERENT KID AND A YELLING SHERIFF AND I HAD PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED THE SHERIFF THAT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN HAVING AN ENCOUNTER AND THE SHERIFF SAID OKAY THE KID WILL BE IN THE BACK AND THEN I WALK IN AND THEN THERE'S A KID THERE AND THERE'S A MOTHER THERE AND WAS THERE ANOTHER PERSON THERE I DON'T REALLY KNOW EXACTLY BUT THERE WAS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT THE MAN SAID AND THEN THE SHERIFF LIED TO ME AND THEN THE SHERIFF STARTED YELLING AT THE PEOPLE THERE TO NOT TALK.
I DON'T KNOW IF HE WAS INCLUDING ME IN THAT BUT IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT THAT I NEARLY KILLED HIM. HOWEVER I PROBABLY WOULD NOT KILL A DEPUTY, AND ALSO I COULD TELL THAT HE WAS TERRIFIED AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO.
THAT'S OKAY SO I'M NOT MAD AT THE SHERIFF ANYMORE, AND I DID VOTE FOR HIM TWICE, NOT JUST SO THAT I WOULD MAKE SURE HE DIDN'T RUN AWAY, BUT ALSO SO THAT I WOULDN'T FEEL BAD WHEN I SENT HIM INTO DANGER.
HE'S THE SHERIFF. IF HE COULDN'T HANDLE A GODDAMN SENDING INTO DANGER FROM THE PALADIN THEN I GUESS HE'S NOT A VERY GOOD SHERIFF AND THEN I GUESS YEAH I WAS PRETTY SCARY WITH HAPPENED TO PALADIN.
I MEAN CLAYTON. I MEAN ASSHOLE. ALSO WHEREVER THE GIRL WITH TWO DIFFERENT COLORED EYES ARE SHE HAS TO CHECK IN WITH AUNTIE AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO ABOUT SOMETHING I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
IN ANY OF THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT EVERYBODY'S STILL ALIVE, AND BY ALIVE I MEAN LOOKS REASONABLY LIKE THEY DID BEFORE AND STILL HAS SOMETHING THAT I CAN PUT MY DICK INTO IF THEY HAD THAT BEFORE. SINCE I DIDN'T REALLY CARE ABOUT MUCH OF ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHO I WAS GOING TO FUCK AFTER I WAS DONE DEALING WITH WHATEVER THE FUCKING NONSENSE BEETLE BAILEY AND HER BITCH BOY BASTARD FUCKING UNCLE AND COUSIN AND WHOEVER THE FUCK THESE FUCKING IDIOTS PEOPLE DO I MEAN I LOVE THEM THEIR MILITARY AND THEY HAVE A WEIRD LIFE AND IT'S AMAZING TECHNOLOGY.
US MILITARY HAS ANDROID SYNTHETIC CLONES THAT THEY CAN GROW IN ABOUT A DAY AND A HALF AND YOU CAN DOWNLOAD INTO THEM AND THEY'RE FUCKING COOL AS SHIT WAY COOLER THAN AVATAR OH MY GOD AND BAILEY'S BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT AGE SHE IS.
IT'S NOT CUZ OF HER BOOBS. IT'S CUZ SHE'S SO STUPID AND SHE THINKS SHE'S SO SMART BUT SHE KNOWS THAT SHE CAN'T HANDLE ME AT ALL SO SHE RUNS AWAY AND HIDES CURRENTLY SHE'S IN EITHER AFRICA OR EUROPE PRETENDING THAT SHE CAN'T TALK TO ME AND THERE'S NINE PEOPLE IN MY FUCKING PHONE THAT ARE BLOCKED AND LIKE WOW HOW AM I SO FUCKING DANGEROUS?
WELL THAT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK THAT I MADE GRAPEFRUIT EXPLODE AND SHE LOST HALF OF HER POPULATION WHICH WAS LIKE 30,000 PEOPLE WHICH MOSTLY CONSISTED OF UNLAWFULLY GENERATED TIME CLONES THAT VANDEVEN AND COMPANY SOLD OFF TO AFRICA AND SHIT SO IMAGINE 30,000 WIVES SUDDENLY DISAPPEARING AND THEN THEY DON'T KNOW WHY AND THEY DON'T HAVE THE MONEY TO GIVE BACK AND YEAH I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE FUCKED WITH MY WIFE ASSHOLE CUZ SHE WAS PISSED.
30,000 WOMEN JUST DISAPPEARED BECAUSE SHE GAVE ME A HUG. SO I GUESS THAT NO CONTACT EMERGENCY WAS SERIOUS. AND WELL IT'S NOT LIKE I SUMMONED HER, I WAS SITTING IN THE MOUNT ST HELENS MOTEL AND I WAS GOING ON TO THE TWITTER AND I WAS IN A SPACE AND I DON'T KNOW WHO'S LISTENING BUT AFTER RANTING AND RAVING FOR ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF ABOUT SHIT THAT I DON'T REMEMBER BUT BELIEVE ME I WAS HIGH AND PISSED, AFTER THAT ALLISON TELEPORTED TO THE ROOM WE HAD A CONVERSATION AND THEN SHE DECIDED TO HUG ME BEFORE SHE LEFT AFTER I TOLD HER WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE YOU WHAT ARE YOU DOING AND THEN SHE UNDERSTOOD OH SHE HAD MADE A MISTAKE AND THEN SHE CORRECTED HER MISTAKE BY NUMBER ONE HUGGING ME GOODBYE AND EXPLODING INTO A GODDAMN EXPLOSION OF FUCKING TINY LITTLE BLACK FLAKES OF ANTIMATTER MATTER EXPLOSION THAT JUST LOOKED LIKE AT THE END OF THE ANT-MAN OF THE WATCH MOVIE OKAY SO ANYWAY YEAH WHATEVER IT HAPPENED IT GOT WORSE CUZ SHE KILLED HERSELF IN HALF OF HER POPULATION ACROSS THE ENTIRE GALAXY.
SHE DID THAT CUZ SHE LOVED ME. I'M NOT SURE. IT'S CLASSIFIED. IT'S SECRET. IT MIGHT BECAUSE SHE WAS A DINGBAT IDIOT AND FORGOT THAT SHE WAS IN THE WRONG PLACE BUT PROBLEM WAS SHE ONLY HAD SO MANY CLONES AVAILABLE AND SHE DIED WHEN SOMEBODY KILLED HER AND THEN THE PERSON WHO KILLED HER IS THE GUY WHO HELDS HER SISTER HOSTAGE, AND STILL HOLDS HER HOSTAGE AND THERE'S OUR CONS AND ASCENDED AND TO SEND IT BEINGS AND EVEN THOUGH IT SOUNDS TERRIBLE THAT $30,000 GRAPES EXPLODED IN HER SISTER IS BEING HELD HOSTAGE I DON'T KNOW IF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THESE WOMEN ARE THE WORST HOODRATS AND THE BIGGEST GANG OF FUCKING LYING BITCHES IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
EVERYBODY FUCKING KNOWS THEM.
AND EVERYBODY WHO KNOWS THEM KNOWS ME AND EVERYBODY WAS WAITING FOR ME TO RUN INTO HIM TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.
TRUST ME. THINGS ARE OKAY NOW.
HOWEVER NOBODY INFORMED THE 60,000 PEOPLE THAT VAN DEVEN AND COMPANY SOLD ILLEGAL TIME CLONES OF MY FUCKING FABULOUS GIRLFRIEND TO THAT THERE WAS A CHANCE OF VERY OUTSIDE POSSIBLE CHANCE THAT THEY WOULD ALL DISSOLVE IN AN INSTANT WHEN SHE GAVE ME A HUG AND DIDN'T KNOW WHICH TIME PORTAL POLARITY WERE ON OR MAYBE WE WERE MAYBE SHE KNEW WHAT SHE WAS DOING I DON'T KNOW BUT SHE DIDN'T REALLY TALK MUCH AND SHE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE AND I GUESS THAT'S A CONTACT VIOLATION I'M ADMITTED TO GOOD THING THERE WAS NO FUCKING EVIDENCE FOR SHE DISAPPEARED INTO AN EXPLOSION OF BLACK SNOWFLAKES AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HOLY SHIT DID WE LOSE ALL 60,000? AND I DON'T KNOW MAYBE SHOULD WE DID BUT THAT WAS HER JOB AND WHEN I TELL YOU THAT SHE WAS A TIME TRAVELING MERMAID, THAT'S NOT JUST A FUCKING TIME FUCKING NAVY CODE.
AND I NEED EACH OF YOU TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT:
THE WOMAN IS STILL EXTRAORDINARILY PISSED.
NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DID.
BUT SHE WAS CONVINCED THAT I NEEDED TO BE GOTTEN RID OF CUZ I WASN'T MEASURING UP AND SHE WAS PISSED AT ME AND SHE FELT LIKE SHE HAD GIVEN ME ALMOST 5 YEARS AND THAT WAS ENOUGH.
THE REASON WHY SHE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THAT WAS WORKING VERY WELL IS BECAUSE SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY MEN WHO WANTED TO KILL US BOTH AND THEY HAD BEEN WORKING THE TARGET FOR YEARS BEFORE I GOT THERE AND THEN WHATEVER HAPPENED BEFORE I GOT THERE I GUESS THEY KILLED SOME OTHER FRIEND OR THEY MANIPULATED HER TO KILL YOUR FRIEND OR HER SISTER TO THE FRIEND I DON'T KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF FUCKING DEATH AND SHIT.
NO ONE TOLD ME A GODDAMN THING.
BUT THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS ABOUT BEING A FAIL-SAFE AND IN LOVE WITH THE QUEEN OF HAWAII, NO SHIT, THAT BUT BORN DIPLOMAT KNOWS UNDERSTANDABLY VERY WELL.
FOR EXAMPLE I BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS THE QUEEN OF HAWAII.
OKAY WELL FUCK YOU THAT WAS LIKE SECOND OR THIRD DATE STUFF.
NUMBER FOUR I BET YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT DRUGS I'M GOING TO DO WITH HER. YEAH NEITHER DOES SHE.
OR FIVE YEAH WE'RE NOT BEING SOBER AND IN THE NEXT PERSON WHO FUCKING MENTIONS IT I'M LITERALLY GOING TO BREAK THEIR FUCKING LARYNX WITH MY FUCKING FIST RIGHT STRAIGHT UP THROAT PUNCH.
SORRY I CALLED YOU A NIGGER. I REALLY AM YOU'RE NOT A NIGGER BABY. YOU'RE NOT A NIGGER FEATHER. AND YOU'RE NOT MY NIGGER.
YOU ARE HOWEVER ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN'S NIGGERS AND I WON'T SAY WHICH ONE BUT YOU WANTED TO BREED SO FUCKING BAD FINE YOU GOT ONE.
GOOD LUCK BUILDING A TIME PORTAL. I'M PISSED TOO.
NOW IF I DON'T GET SOME ANSWERS FROM THE ASSHOLES THAT ARE WATCHING ME I'M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEBODY AND SHE'S NOT GOING TO LIKE IT EITHER AND SINCE NOW YOU ALL KNOW THAT SHE CAN DESTROY HALF OF HER LIFESPAN AND THEN REBUILD THEM BIT BY BIT SLOW BY SLOW OVER THE SQUIRTERS OF 3 YEARS AND THERE'S NOT A GODDAMN THING ANYTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT PLUS YOU WON'T EVEN FIND HER SHE'S A FUCKING TIME TRAVELING GODDAMN MULTIDIMENTAL BEING. ..
ANYBODY WHO'S ASKING ME ANYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE IS GUILTY OF ATTEMPTED MILITARY TREASON AND ESPIONAGE AND BADGERING AND TAMPERING AND OBSTRUCTION I'M NOT SHITTING YOU ANYBODY THAT'S ON A LIST OF PEOPLE THAT I WANT TO BE SHOWN WITHIN THE FUCKING HOUR PROBABLY NOT AT THE MILITARY HAS IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO LIKE ACTUALLY ARRESTING THESE FUCKING CUNTS PEOPLE NEED TO BE FUCKING INTERROGATED AND I NEED TO BE THERE AND I NEED TO ASK SOME QUESTIONS AND IT'S FUCKING MILITARY GODDAMN DOMINANCE AT STAKE.
IT'S NOT A FUCKING JOKE.
IT'S NOT FUCKING YOU TELL ME TO GET A
IT'S NOT THE FUCKING DUDE WHO FUCKING TOLD ME THAT HIS WIFE WAS CHEATING ON HIM AND IT WAS ALL FUCKING SCAMMED TO STEAL MY HOUSE THAT GUY DOESN'T GET TO FOLLOW ME FOR 20 FUCKING YEARS AND THEN PRETEND TO BE A COP AND THEN TELL ME I CAN'T GO INTO THE FUCKING GROCERY STORE CUZ THE GIRL THERE FINALLY STARTS TO LIKE ME, NO NO FUCK YOU LUCKY YOU'RE GOING INTO THE GODDAMN PRISON SYSTEM., I'LL COME FUCKING VISIT YOU AND PLAY CARDS YOU STUPID DOMINO WEARING BITCH.
MEANWHILE I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK STILL I'M ALONE AND I'M HIGH ALONE AND IT'S BORING.
HOWEVER THERE'S PLENTY OF PEOPLE I COULD LIKE TO FUCK BUT I DON'T REALLY FEEL GOOD ABOUT MASTURBATING TO SOMEBODY WHEN MY SWEETIE'S ALIVE AND SHE SACRIFICED HER ENTIRE LIFE OR OR ME AND THEN SHE DIDN'T HAVE HAD TO HAVE DONE THAT AT ALL EXCEPT FOR HEY ASSHOLE TODD YOU'RE A SHITBAG HEY YOUR PARTNER HEY ODIE YOU'RE A SHIT BAG I DON'T WANT A NAME OUT IN EVERY FUCKING INDIVIDUAL AT SHIT BAG BY NAME IF YOU FUCKING RAPED MY WIFE AND THEN SOLD CLONES OF HER IN DUBAI AND THEN DIDN'T LET HER TALK TO ME AND YOU KNEW WHERE SHE WAS AND YOU FUCKING TURNED YOUR SISTER OUT TO FUCKING SELL DRUGS AND THEN YOU SOLD ME FENTANYL LACE DOPE TWICE AND THEN YOU USED IT TO KILL SOMEBODY AND YOU THINK I'M UPSET ABOUT IT OR GOING TO JAIL AND YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING COME DOWN THE HAMMER THAT THAT TEAM OF INDIANS FROM THE RES ARE GOING TO COME OUT AND KILL YOU THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY.
THEN YOU GET TO BE RESURRECTED YOU'RE GOING TO BE A FUCKING HOMUNCULOUS IN MY FUCKING JAR, ALL OF THIS LEGAL NONE OF THIS WEIRD CREEPY NO I'M NOT INSANE IT'S ALL IN CODE AND YEAH YOU PISSED OFF THE MILITARY TODD YOU'RE A FUCKING CUNT.
MEANWHILE IT DOESN'T MATTER YOU WILL LEARN MISTAKES OR HOW WE ALL LEARN I'M STILL HERE THREE FUCKING YEARS YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN'T GET HIGH I CAN'T GET LATE I CAN'T HAVE A HUG I CAN'T HAVE WATER WHO THE FUCK MAKES THESE FUCKING DECISIONS BECAUSE WHEN I FIND OUT I'M LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM.
WITH KISSES. BABY I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
BUT I DO KNOW IT WAS VERY SERIOUS AND IT HASN'T BEEN FIXED UNTIL LIKE MAYBE LAST WEEK, AND THE ENTIRE TIME FOR 3 YEARS I'VE HAD A BUNCH OF FUCKING REDNECK NIGGER FUCKS FUCKING TRYING TO KILL ME NOW WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY WHO THE FUCK LIVES NEXT DOOR I NEED A BUDDY CUZ I'M GOING TO GO OVER THERE AND BREAK FUCKING HEADS I'M GOING TO KICK DOWN THE FUCKING DOOR I'M GOING TO FIND OUT HOW YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING HE'S HOLDING SOMEBODY HOSTAGE OR IT'S THAT STUPID WOMAN WHO THINKS THAT I DON'T LOVE HER NO I LOVE HER PLENTY BUT IF I GO OVER THERE I GO TO JAIL IF I GO ANYWHERE I GO TO JAIL THE COPS IN THIS TOWN WOULD LOVE TO PUT ME IN JAIL LAST TIME THEY DID THEY HAD STUPID FUCKING CUBAN NIGGER WHO WAS FUCKING RUNNING 13 GUYS FROM CANADA ON CHRISTMAS EVE THEY WERE PLAYING THIS FOR 6 MONTHS HE WAS FUCKING GIGGLING ON LIFE WHEN THEY GOT ME FOR FUCKING INDECENT EXPOSURE CUZ I WAS WEARING A KILT AND THE WOMAN HAD FLIPPED OUT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THAT I WAS NOT ALIVE BECAUSE SHE WAS TOLD I WAS DEAD AND THEN THAT CAN HAPPEN WITH MP ULTRA ACTORS AND THEN SHE'S SHE'S A HERO IT'S OKAY THAT SHE'S MAD AT ME PLUS SHE SHOULD BE MAD AT ME BECAUSE SHE WAS IN THE WRONG BODY IT WAS LINDA IT WAS VANESSA IT WAS VANESSA VANESSA BEEN TRIED TO STEAL MY SHIT FOR A LONG TIME AND THAT'S EVEN CLAIMED TO BE MY TWIN FLAME AND THIS IS A DRUNKEN STUPID LESBIAN FUCKING TOTAL WASTED WHORE IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE THAT WAY BUT SHE MADE A MISTAKE AND PISSED OFF HER MOTHER I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH THEIR MOTHER I'M NOT GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH VANESSA PROBABLY HIS DAUGHTER IF SHE HAD ONE I KNOW WHO I WANT.
OUT OF THAT FAMILY.
APOLOGIZE OR EXPLAIN WHY THEY'RE DEAD OR THOUGHT THAT THEY NEEDED TO TREAT ME LIKE SHIT.
AND I'LL NEVER REMEMBER I'LL NEVER FORGET THE LOOK ON HER FACE WHEN SHE ASKED ME IF SHE WAS GOING TO BE ARRESTED. LIKE SHE WAS SO FUCKING HIGH AND SPUN OUT THAT SHE THOUGHT I WAS A THREAT AND THAT I HAD TURNED HER IN AND THAT I HAD BEEN LYING TO HER NO NO I ACTUALLY WANTED TO FUCK HER INTO THAT MOMENT THEN I REALIZED WOW WHAT A PANSY AND THEN SHE AND A NUMBER OF OTHER PEOPLE WHO ARE THE ENTIRE TIME ARGUING ABOUT ME AND MY DICK DECIDED TO ARGUE WITH GRAPEFRUIT WHICH WAS PROBABLY COOL TO WATCH BUT I DIDN'T GIVE A SHIT AT THAT POINT SINCE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALL THESE WOMEN WERE FUCKING LYING TO ME AND THEN THINKING THAT I WAS GOING TO BE THEIR MEAT.
YEAH NO THAT'S NOT A CHANCE.
SO GRAPEFRUIT CEO.
VALENTINA TAKES GRAPEFRUIT SPOT.
DUSTY GETS TO BE A BOY LEVEL 9 PROBABLY IT DOESN'T MATTER WHEN BECAUSE DUSTY SWITCH IT BACK AND FORTH AND DUSTY EARNED IT ALSO CHARLIE JUST DECIDE SOMETHING IMPORTANT AFTER HE TALKS TO HIS MOTHER AND BEN IS JUST AN UNPERSON.
WHEN HE SHOWS UP AND HE WANTS TO FUCK SOMEBODY I'LL FIGURE IT OUT BUT IN THE MEANTIME WE DON'T NEED 10 BINS.
REASON WHY WE HAVE 10 BINS IS BECAUSE THERE'S ONLY ONE BECKY.
THE PEOPLE WHO DID THEIR TIME TRAVEL INSERTION FROM THE FUTURE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING AND THEY NEVER THOUGHT TO ASK ME WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON AND THEY WERE FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU THOUGHTS I WAS A RACIST ASSHOLE NIGGER AND I HAD DONE SOMETHING BAD TO TAMMY AND THE ENTIRE TIME I KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY TAMMY'S FATHER.
ABUSING US BOTH AND NOW TAMMY WANTS TO FUCK HER FATHER AND HER FATHER'S IN LOVE WITH HER IT'S NOT REALLY HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO.
SO LET ME KNOW WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND DECIDE TO STOP FUCKING EACH OTHER I DON'T REALLY CARE WHEN IT'S LIKE OLD BOY EXCEPT POTTER AND THEN IF SHE WANTS TO FUCK ME I DON'T CARE AND THEN IF SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FUCK HER FATHER I GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT SEVERAL YEARS AGO BEFORE SHE STARTED USING LOVE MAGIC ON CHILDREN.
YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE BUT YOU'RE NOT A PEDOPHILE EITHER.
YOU'RE THE RECIPIENT OF THE VERY FIRST EXAMPLE OF EVIDENCE BASE TESTIMONY OF THE EFFECTIVE SEA OF PSYCHIC SHIELDS BECAUSE THAT'S HOW IT HAPPENED PEOPLE ARE CASTING LOVE SPELLS ON ME YEAH I ALREADY LOVED TO YOU AND THEN THAT'S YOUR DAD REALLY THAT'S FUNNY NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WERE CRYING AND CALLING ME AND THAT'S WHY I WAS REALLY DRUNK AND I HUNG UP ON YOU AND IT'S NOT CUZ I HATED YOU OR YOUR DAD'S BECAUSE I WAS TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT LADY AND IT WASN'T YOU IT WAS YOUR DAD PLAYING ME AGAINST YOU THE WHOLE TIME AND THEN YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T TELL ME THIS BUT THEN YEARS LATER SHE SENT ME A PHOTO OF YOUR OTHER SISTER THAT I SUDDENLY REALIZED OH THERE REALLY WAS LIKE FIVE TAMMIES THERE SO EITHER IT WAS TIME TRAVEL OR YOU HAD CLONES OH AND BY THE WAY TAMARA I REALLY DO CARE FOR YOU IF YOU EVER WANT REAL SEX LET ME KNOW.
IN THE MEANTIME YOU'RE GETTING PLAYED WITH BY YOUR FATHER CUZ WELL HE DOES LOVE YOU AND I SAVED YOU ALL YOUR LIVES YOU ARE ALSO ALL DEAD AND I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE AND THAT'S WHY THIS TOOK 3 YEARS NOW THAT'S NOT CUZ I COULD FUCK YOU IT'S SO YOUR FATHER COULD KEEP FUCKING YOU.
I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BUT IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD SINCE I DON'T WANT TO SPEAK FOR ADULTS BUT YOU'RE NOT AN ADULT YOU DUMB BITCH.
AND YEAH YOU FUCKED UP BUT THAT'S OKAY I'M NOT MAD. I KNOW NO THIS MAKES SENSE TO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET FUCKED BY YOUR FATHER AND YOUR BRAIN DOESN'T WORK.
SO AS SOON AS HE TELLS YOU THAT YOU CAN HAVE REAL CRYSTAL AND HE DOESN'T MIND WHEN I MAKE YOU GO OOO-OOO-OOO, YOU JUST LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I CAN STAY SOBER FOR A WHILE BUT RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO GET HIGH AS FUCK WITH THE SAME NEEDLE I'VE BEEN USING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER THE ENTIRE TIME WHICH IS EASY CUZ IT'S LIKE I THINK THIS IS THE FOURTH TIME, YEAH I'M GOING TO SHOOT UP AND THEN LOOK AT THE LAWN MOWERS YOUR STUPID ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND LEFT ME FOR TRIED TO HELP ME AND THEN THINK ABOUT I'M GOING TO MANIFEST YOUR MOTHER CUZ SHE'S FUCKING HOT AS FUCK.
SHE WAS ALSO DEAD.
I ALSO RESURRECTED HER. THEY TOLD ME I COULD HAVE A NEW HANDLER I SAID FUCK YEAH.
I DIDN'T CARE SHE WAS DEAD AND I DON'T KNOW SHE WAS DEAD BUT YOU TOLD ME THAT YOUR MOTHER WAS AN ALCOHOLIC AND SHE DIED AND AT NO TIME DID YOU EVER CALL ME, THAT MEANT THAT AT SOME POINT YOU DECIDED THAT I WAS DANGEROUS.
I'D LOVE TO KNOW WHY YOU THOUGHT I WAS DANGEROUS BECAUSE THE ONLY THING DANGEROUS ABOUT ME IS THAT EVERY TIME YOU SEE ME YOU WANT TO FUCK ME AND THAT'S NOT DANGER. UNLESS YOU'RE WORTH SEVERAL BILLION DOLLARS AND YOUR FATHER IS A TIME TRAVELER.
OOPS OH MY GOD SPOILERS.
ALSO I DOXED CURTIS EARLIER. SINCE HE'S A GODDAMN SYNTHETIC ANDROID FROM THE FUTURE WHO'S KIND OF LIKE A GESTURE SLAVE BUT ALSO INCREDIBLY JEALOUS OF ME SINCE I'M NOT A ANDROID AND DO YOU WANT ME TO REPROGRAM YOU SO THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH CURTIS I CAN DO THAT BUT I'M NOT GOING TO NUMBER ONE HE'S NOT PAY ME NUMBER TWO I DON'T CARE WHO YOU LOVE RIGHT NOW NUMBER THREE DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A FATHER YEAH HE LIKES TO FUCK YOU.
I DON'T BLAME ON FOR ONE THING IT'S MATH FOR ANOTHER WELL SOMEBODY HAD TO, AND AT LEAST HE KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT.
NOW AND YOUR MOTHER SMOKES SHITLOADS OF SPEED.
SO THE NEXT PERSON WHO TELLS ME TO STOP DOING DRUGS... I'M GOING TO ACTUALLY CRUCIFY THEM. HANG FROM A FUCKING TREE.
SPEAKING OF HANGING FROM A TREE I THINK I GOT ALL THE CLAYTONS ONE OF THEM HAD TO DIE PAINFULLY THEY DESERVED IT CLAYTON DID SOMETHING BAD AND HE WAS ASSIGNED TO BE ASSASSINATED FINE HE HAS SEVEN GODDAMN LIVES WHEN SOME PEOPLE COME TO EARTH THEY HAVE TWO SPLITS WHEN HE COMES HE GOES INTO A RAINBOW HE'S KIND OF SHY ABOUT IT AND MOST PEOPLE SHOULD BE SINCE THEY'RE EXTRATERRESTRIALS AND WE DON'T HAVE THOSE RIGHT OH MY GOD CAN WE SELL HIS ORGANS TO TO THE MEN IN BLACK?
OKAY WELL FUNNY STORY ABOUT THAT YEAH I CAN BUT NONE OF YOU CAN AND I CAN LAUNDER AND DO DRUGS I'M REALLY SUPER IMPORTANT IT'S NOT CUZ I'M FIXATED ON I'M A REASON HE'S MY FRIEND AND HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING.
NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME HE HAS TO TURN INTO A FROG AND BE BOILED IN A NUTRIENT BATH FILLED WITH MOSTLY SALINE AND THE EGGS THAT HIS FROG FORM IS GOING TO SHIT OUT INTO THE WATER WHEN HE DIES IN AGONY AS A BOILED FROG WILL.
I ALREADY DID THIS ONCE WITH HIM IN ASTRO AN — *end of line*
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I told there are concerns that if the other half of what I had written was published openly this quickly it would recall an open revolt since, I worked fast. I think fast. I'm not all that fast and bad but I'm in a hurry to get there and apparently people think there's still an option to keep me into a eunuch or some shit.
Some others need to trust their daughters, I'm just going to say about that and if you piss me off if any of you piss me off too much, I really will go sleep with Oma. I'm an alchemist she's... a whatever. You thought horsehead in the bed was bad huh?
P we could turn into an actual centaur. I'm not going to do it right now because I don't really want to know how big that cock would be, but it's not like it would go to waste right look. It's cozy the centaur oh I guess he's kind of important. You think we should fucking take his take his fucking horse and buggy card?
Can't even. It all works out, you're really the most beautiful person I ever seen in my entire life that way. Yeah I can see why she was so pissed. Yeah I up later every single moment. Oh yeah I know her plan was to play along and then to kill me at the last minute. That's not going to work this time yeah. And she doesn't have to. She doesn't have to. I know really.
No no she's really not active right now. I mean she's activated arguable I guess. Do I know too much about MK ultra? Wow! How'd that happen? Maybe you should have taught me a secret language so I can speak all this on in ocarina of Time like in link. And then oh no, we can't let any secrets get out because I have some special communication villages and God will track them down and kill them. And then if we don't find the people who are dumb enough to track, how will we find people that are like that? So I'm hoping they're going to Pace it all over the world and then we can cherry pick every single person that we want to. And then I don't know you do whatever you want. I'm going to have sex with you, one of your daughters or something protected speech and then or flaunt my power or whatever. Then they know what to do. Yeah really I'm not going to suck any cock today. I just not not going to say I have a headache cuz I don't but it just seems disrespectful. That seems like I'm too grave of grabby and greedy and then no I don't. I don't care about cock at all. You kidding. Oh no, she's trying to manifest the perfect cock. What the fuck these weird these women have rarely had real men to play with.
Bickety bang we've just gone pro. r∆VV®
