Gurns

[K_Dubb]

Please note the hair.  As seen in this manly example, my hair is the manliest of manly hairs.  It is the hair of gurn-toting manly men who prophesy the exceedingly manly Trump's impending triumpth and perteck their wimmen with their manly gurns concealed in their manly fanny packs, and not effeminate or homosexual in the least.  Where are all the manly men?  Right here, baby. <-------- Bask in the Testosterone!!!

Jansen, who cofounded the Global Fire Ministries International in Murfreesboro, Tennessee, was a guest speaker at the Redmond, Oregon-based Ignite Faith Church, where he repeatedly demanded to know "where are the men" among America's modern church leaders. Jansen said U.S. churches have been "neutered" as he interwove gun control measures with femininity. He boasted that ushers at his church services "all pack" guns during services, and he's instructed them to "kill" anyone they may consider a threat to him or other Global Fire Ministries members.

"The church, the Ecclesia, the government of God, has been so neutered and so turned effeminate, almost homosexual, I'm just telling you straight up. Straight up. It's ridiculous. Where are the men? Where are the men, where's the maleness? Where is the, you know, 'I will defend the children, I will protect the family?'"

https://www.newsweek.com/pro-trump-evangelical-pastor-says-modern-church-almost-homosexual-asks-where-are-men-1582736

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

[Innerreach]

[K_Dubb]

You are just jealous because you whacked all of yours off with the hedgeclippers!  If I were there i could have given you a flattering style that didn’t make you look like a convict or a villainous delousing subject!  Now you have to lurk behind the hedgerows like the world’s worst creeper lest you frighten the children.

[Innerreach]

You are just jealous because you whacked all of yours off with the hedgeclippers!  If I were there i could have given you a flattering style that didn’t make you look like a convict or a villainous delousing subject!  Now you have to lurk behind the hedgerows like the world’s worst creeper lest you frighten the children.

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

You are just jealous because you whacked all of yours off with the hedgeclippers!  If I were there i could have given you a flattering style that didn’t make you look like a convict or a villainous delousing subject!  Now you have to lurk behind the hedgerows like the world’s worst creeper lest you frighten the children.

Fortunately it's grown back to a suitable length now. I still lurk behind hedgegrows, but for other reasons. Actually it showed off my noble brow quite splendidly once I got used to it.

I'm not quite sure why looking like something from the Rocky Horror Show (google it, I don't have time to explain) is considered such an advantage. Does it signal to your fellow degenerates 'I'm gay and ready to par-tay?' Surely the assless chaps send that message already?

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

It's probably all about some sick fantasy where he's jonesin' for a hunky janitor to use him as a toilet brush. Ugh! Filth!

[K_Dubb]

Fortunately it's grown back to a suitable length now. I still lurk behind hedgegrows, but for other reasons. Actually it showed off my noble brow quite splendidly once I got used to it.

I'm not quite sure why looking like something from the Rocky Horror Show (google it, I don't have time to explain) is considered such an advantage. Does it signal to your fellow degenerates 'I'm gay and ready to par-tay?' Surely the assless chaps send that message already?

Ugh you were doing that floppy forelock thing you guys all do well into your dotage.  I suppose it could be worse, one of those blow-dried wedges left over from the Sloane Rangers.  Perched atop a now-curdled face, there can’t be anything more ridiculous.

It must have been so long since you gave up courtship display of any kind and resigned yourself to being disagreeable that I shall have to explain it to you all over again.  The similarity to a coxcomb cannot have escaped you, and my hair serves the same function:  you know I know I am magnificent, and you must watch out for the spurs.

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

Ugh you were doing that floppy forelock thing you guys all do well into your dotage.  I suppose it could be worse, one of those blow-dried wedges left over from the Sloane Rangers.  Perched atop a now-curdled face, there can’t be anything more ridiculous.

It must have been so long since you gave up courtship display of any kind and resigned yourself to being disagreeable that I shall have to explain it to you all over again.  The similarity to a coxcomb cannot have escaped you, and my hair serves the same function:  you know I know I am magnificent, and you must watch out for the spurs.

http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus:text:1999.03.0068:entry=coxcomb

Another definition is 'a vain and silly man.'

I rest my case.

[K_Dubb]

🙄 i labored for a good 15 minutes to come up with a cock joke on that word and gave up.  I thought for sure you could but instead I get this feeble whiff.  “And some made coxcombs nature meant for fools” who do you think you are talking to Bucky???

[K_Dubb]

BTW floppy bangs on an adult means you are a bottom, and not a powerbottom either, the kind who just lays there like a soggy biscuit.

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

🙄 i labored for a good 15 minutes to come up with a cock joke on that word and gave up.  I thought for sure you could but instead I get this feeble whiff.  “And some made coxcombs nature meant for fools” who do you think you are talking to Bucky???

I'm not your one-stop-shop for cock-related japery. It's probably not even real, you're going around flaunting yourself in borrowed plumage. It probably belonged to some poor Colombian street waif before you decided to glue it to your ludicrous pin head.

[Mohammed Azharruddin]

BTW floppy bangs on an adult means you are a bottom, and not a powerbottom either, the kind who just lays there like a soggy biscuit.

Welcome to the world of homosexual semaphore. I've told you before. It's time to abandon this life of sterile sodomy and go and embrace Ruth-Ann instead. You might just escape the fires of hell if you hook up with some hefty broad who can take you to the state fair. You can have a corn dog and pretend it's something else, if you really need to.

[WOTR]

I'm not your one-stop-shop for cock-related japery. It's probably not even real, you're going around flaunting yourself in borrowed plumage. It probably belonged to some poor Colombian street waif before you decided to glue it to your ludicrous pin head.

Cambodian sex toruism for the morally challenged. Colombian hair tourism for the follically challenged.