And it's actually ‘Turtled L. Dove.’ Not like you care.
Oh, I have no wish to confuse, nor offend, I just realized, you may not realize, that the names of the accounts stay the same when the display name is changed and Turtledldove is actually “Jackstar JSAC-KUCZI RAVE#”, which, I'm here to tell you, is a real b**** to type into on those little tablets that they have at this County’s jail. (It's actually a
really goddam nice jail. Nevertheless I would still prefer not to spend a year there.)
It didn't have goddam s*** for books neither. That being said, reading
The Catcher In The Rye again was f******
amazing. I think, after this deep cycle phase is over, I'm going to buy 50 copies of
Atlas Shrugged and
The Fountainhead and donate them to the jail. Maybe I'll sign them too. Hells bells, why don't I just f****** change my name to ‘Ayn Rand’? No one else is using it, I am
obviously a hands-down better writer, and as a bonus I can actually pronounce her name, & I can learn to lip sync to her better than Milli Vanilli
ever could have. Like, my dad had a stronger accent than hers. Listen to one of her speeches sometime. It's
totesdorbs.
Remember, Colin: I had a plan before these Q-KuntZ and the Cylons showed up. Stick with me, you'll go far. For example, you're one question away from The Big Cookie.
No one else comes even close.
