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Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #75 on: August 17, 2021, 10:54:06 AM »
I didn't see the need to eliminate the feature.

Alright, well, I reinstated the personal messaging system.

For everyone, except me.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #76 on: August 17, 2021, 02:15:32 PM »
If any of you encounter this message:

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User 'AZZERAE' has blocked your personal message.

Please know, its not that I've personally singled you out.

Nobody can PM me because right now I'm just not "doing" PMs.

As for the rest of you, feel free to chat amongst yourselves.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #77 on: August 18, 2021, 12:46:50 AM »
Nobody can PM me because right now I'm just not "doing" PMs.

This is like 12 hours after I sent Grapefruit to go knock on your door, she has a special ask. I can just see it now: “Little pigs! Little pigs! Let me come in! Or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll... Oh, wait, I'm neither a wolf nor a big bad cantaloupe. Wait, whose house is this?”

Just kidding. I'm fine, she's fine, we're all fine here, how are you? I'll be sure to let her know that you're not talking to anyone, because if there's one thing I've learned in life, it's this:

Always bet on black.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #78 on: August 18, 2021, 09:28:56 AM »

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #79 on: August 18, 2021, 09:36:03 AM »
This is like 12 hours after I sent Grapefruit to go knock on your door, she has a special ask.

Its an unusual ask to say the very least.

You mean to tell me I need to teach a runner how to walk?

Or is this just some new Pyramid Scheme of Shame to satiate the Dark Lord you now serve?

Wait, whose house is this?”

My house. I might as well rearrange my face with white out-- coz y'all can't see me like Ma$e's eyebrows.

I'll be sure to let her know that you're not talking to anyone...

I don't mind corresponding with you or her.

Just don't try rope me in to something clandestine, of which I have no knowledge of.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #80 on: August 18, 2021, 10:07:09 PM »
I don't mind corresponding with you or her.


Zoom. For broadcast. A three-way! Every boy's dream! Huzzah! *GARROTE*

Its an unusual ask to say the very least.


Dude. Have you met me? Everything is unusual with me.

You mean to tell me I need to teach a runner how to walk?


It's not a need. It's an opportunity fronted by a query. Do it, or don't. I didn't think you were certain I was serious before--now you do. (That's what secret secretaries are for.)


the Dark Lord you now serve?


As an hors d'ouerve.

Just don't try rope me in to something clandestine, of which I have no knowledge of.


I promise not to try.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #81 on: August 18, 2021, 10:09:02 PM »


Zoom. For broadcast. A three-way! Every boy's dream! Huzzah! *GARROTE*



Dude. Have you met me? Everything is unusual with me.



It's not a need. It's an opportunity fronted by a query. Do it, or don't. I didn't think you were certain I was serious before--now you do. (That's what secret secretaries are for.)



As an hors d'ouerve.



I promise not to try.


Jesus, save me from your fonts.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #82 on: August 18, 2021, 10:18:47 PM »


Zoom. For broadcast. A three-way! Every boy's dream!


Notice 🐰 how Metron your anonymous correspondent and Jacky are all trying to involve you in live public display, they might as well be working together.  Execrable ceaselessly wheedling Svengalis 🕷

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #83 on: August 20, 2021, 10:50:56 AM »
Notice 🐰 how Metron your anonymous correspondent and Jacky are all trying to involve you

For my own part, I must say: it is truly a Herculean effort.


in live public display, they might as well be working together. 

Two more parties I am not invited to. Sigh. And yet, I completed The Great Work in three days (I am told this is some kind of record, not that I give a shit, honestly--I of course had a great deal of help) and then instantly retired. Why would I ever work again? Pffft. Back to the iron mines, Peasants: I require more steel to trade for more laudanum. My empire is crumbling! Oh, wait, that's a pile of unwashed socks and underwear. So really, more of a toppling.


Execrable ceaselessly wheedling Svengalis 🕷

If I'm rubber and you're glue... which one of us would huff the other?



Now, having said that, An Update: Azzerae has declined to follow up on my request, which was, quite frankly, done mostly from a place of due diligence, and no other reason. It's not as though I couldn't ask someone else, or do it myself, but, as a gesture of respect, I asked him.

Now, having asked politely, and having patiently waited for the proscribed period to expire, I can do as I like. Imagine the carefree feeling of relief. Oh, wait, that's the methadone.


I wish I could tell you, Kids. Toodles!

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #84 on: August 20, 2021, 12:39:13 PM »
For my own part, I must say: it is truly a Herculean effort.


Two more parties I am not invited to. Sigh. And yet, I completed The Great Work in three days (I am told this is some kind of record, not that I give a shit, honestly--I of course had a great deal of help...

I find that regular, prophylactic use of the little pills marked "Stool Softener & Stimulant Laxative" -- no more than one or two -- does wonders to prevent this kind of thing, but I yield to MDMD for his greater expertise in this area.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #85 on: August 20, 2021, 12:50:18 PM »
I yield to MDMD for his greater expertise in this area.

Yielding ruins the fantasy. Weak.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #86 on: September 03, 2021, 03:18:09 PM »
If any of you encounter this message:

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User 'AZZERAE' has blocked your personal message.

Please know, its not that I've personally singled you out.

Nobody can PM me because right now I'm just not "doing" PMs.

As for the rest of you, feel free to chat amongst yourselves.

Just a reminder.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #87 on: September 06, 2021, 12:01:11 PM »
My PM's are now open.

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #88 on: September 06, 2021, 05:34:25 PM »
My PM's are now open.

COOL!  Thank you, Azz. :-*

Re: Tech Queries
« Reply #89 on: October 07, 2021, 07:17:16 AM »
Yes. I did away with PMs.

PMS and associated "female hysterias" were cured in my thymelein (rhymes with Heinlein) something like 150 years ago.

That is quite an advance for yore society that you have made Azzerae.  I congratulate you on that achievement, society in your dimeshun will only improve moving forward.

I will continue to monitor this somewhat retarded thymelein for more developments.  Hopefully, this will aid you in yore difficulties with the Noaree PairOfDocks.

-COL Pate Manly