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Title: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Innerreach on May 17, 2021, 12:37:39 AM
 I'm following the protocol, I think. Nothing actually makes sense. When do I actually get to kill people? That tad bit of intel would really help. ;)

Should I hand out candy or fruit like Jack The Ripper? Who should I fuck? :-\ Why is this so HARD?
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: WOTR on May 17, 2021, 04:11:01 PM
I'm following the protocol, I think. Nothing actually makes sense. When do I actually get to kill people? That tad bit of intel would really help. ;)

Should I hand out candy or fruit like Jack The Ripper? Who should I fuck? :-\ Why is this so HARD?

3 More years. When Trump runs for president again and the world melts down in response. Until then, plan.  ;)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Worthauger on May 17, 2021, 04:54:48 PM
Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?

I was unexpectedly exposed to a radioactive inoculation against prairie mange, which has led to the development of... complications.

For you. I'm fine. Thanks for asking! Sign up for my updates on MailChimp to be prepared for the end of TDP/M–B.A R.–Go.

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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Worthauger on May 17, 2021, 06:52:37 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CO9ceh2HtHD/?igshid=8hhu4ewuio3p
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Innerreach on June 12, 2021, 11:57:21 PM
I knew this day would come. Now he's talking to himself. Honestly, we all knew this was on the way. ::)

(https://i.imgur.com/uqdcYmT.png)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 13, 2021, 03:24:02 AM
Now he's talking to himself.

So was Gilgamesh.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Starr Mountain on June 13, 2021, 09:28:28 AM
Jackstar blocked me from every platform we used to share, over very many years.   I have no idea why, but that's his 1st amendment right to do so.  And I'll always stand firm for his, or anyone's right to do so.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Laser on June 13, 2021, 09:34:48 AM
Jackstar blocked me from every platform we used to share, over very many years.   I have no idea why, but that's his 1st amendment right to do so.  And I'll always stand firm for his, or anyone's right to do so.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Jack is such an adorable little pussy.

(https://i.postimg.cc/G2dyzmZk/Pussy.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Starr Mountain on June 13, 2021, 09:47:07 AM
Jack is such an adorable little pussy.

(https://i.postimg.cc/G2dyzmZk/Pussy.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

True.  And it's his right to be so. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Worthauger on June 13, 2021, 09:51:34 AM
True.


Mu.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Worthauger on June 13, 2021, 09:58:58 AM
Jackstar blocked me from every platform we used to share, over very many years.

I didn't block you. I said that I'm not going to communicate with you unless it is in public, which is what you are mostly doing right here.


I have no idea why, but that's his 1st amendment right to do so.  And I'll always stand firm for his, or anyone's right to do so.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

This is not what that UPGRADE was for, but who am I to complain?

Let me put it this way: the wheels have come off.




Jack is such an adorable little pussy.


You've got the right... yet, not the ability.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Starr Mountain on June 13, 2021, 10:10:29 AM
Let me put it this way: the wheels have come off.

No doubt. ;D
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Starr Mountain on June 13, 2021, 10:17:38 AM
Hey, Jackstar.  I've always loved interacting with you, this for many years.  Then suddenly you turn on me?  Why?  What exactly did I do to you personally, to piss you off?  Please, tell me.  Be honest and forthright.  Thank you.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 13, 2021, 11:23:29 AM
What exactly did I do to you personally, to piss you off?

Oh, it wasn't me. It was Her.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 13, 2021, 11:27:08 AM
No doubt. ;D

I think the wheels have already been put back on again. I was never really here.

The spice must flow.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Starr Mountain on June 13, 2021, 11:35:57 AM
I think the wheels have already been put back on again. I was never really here.

The spice must flow.

I hope your spice-pads are super absorbent. ;) ;D
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Starr Mountain on June 13, 2021, 11:43:30 AM
Oh, it wasn't me. It was Her.

Butt-out, jafd.  I'm addressing Jackstar, not you. 
At least Jackstar has wit and talent.  All you do is whine.   Go learn something about Humanity and then come back and post.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Master Trollda on June 13, 2021, 02:57:37 PM
Let me put it this way: the wheels have come off.

(https://i.redd.it/mjvi8ixbmzh51.jpg)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Worthauger on September 13, 2021, 05:53:09 AM
I'm following the protocol, I think. Nothing actually makes sense.

Stay high, dry, & hungry. That's basically it. And if you can arrange to find as many as (blanks) that look like your first (blank) as possible to (blank), trust Me, believe Me, Know Me... it ain't ever gonna be enough to even come close to The MaTTer, but it is still absolutely positively WORTH THE TROUBLE.


When do I actually get to kill people? That tad bit of intel would really help. ;)

Well, you're going to have to rape me first, and We're still working on implementing the necromancy packages that were found in the backyard dropped by a flock of eagles (A popular fan request, believe Me; go Eagles!), so it's gonna end up being right after over my G-ddamned fucking dead body... can't rape the willing, but I bet you could rape the fuck out of a coldass corpse, that's for certain, especially if you stop off at a Whattaburger along the way for some lube & 'Ludes. Here, it's gonna be a while, TT, & I packed you an orchard lunch. You get ONE (1) fruit, and all the rhubarb your ewe can carry past Wilbur on your way out, M***********.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChqMMSg_TUo


Should I hand out candy or fruit like Jack The Ripper? Who should I fuck? :-\ Why is this so HARD?

You have more than you know. Now beat it Kid, SCRAM, no, wait... reverse those last Two. Godspeed.

TEXLOX.


I'm following the protocol, I think.

If you don't know the protocol, you are not following the protocol. Listen to your heart. Do you hear that? No, that's your liver. The other thing. No, that's not for bottle caps, Moron. Switch those other last two Also.

Nothing actually makes sense.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A BARELY FUNCTIONAL FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC, MORON. *SLAM* Now, open The Door to The Law and take two lollipops from Wilbur on your way out. (Yes, of course, they are all That flavor—the only thing that tastes better than Pigs'N'Horses is seasoned Horses. And we're all out of those until next week, we're gonna get so fuckin' high, now: GET THE FUCK OUT, and take anything that doesn't taste any better than my dog's ass with you.)


Don't ask how I know. HarT.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on September 16, 2021, 07:06:11 AM
Stay high, dry, & hungry. That's basically it. And if you can arrange to find as many as (blanks) that look like your first (blank) as possible to (blank), trust Me, believe Me, Know Me... it ain't ever gonna be enough to even come close to The MaTTer, but it is still absolutely positively WORTH THE TROUBLE.


Well, you're going to have to rape me first, and We're still working on implementing the necromancy packages that were found in the backyard dropped by a flock of eagles (A popular fan request, believe Me; go Eagles!), so it's gonna end up being right after over my G-ddamned fucking dead body... can't rape the willing, but I bet you could rape the fuck out of a coldass corpse, that's for certain, especially if you stop off at a Whattaburger along the way for some lube & 'Ludes. Here, it's gonna be a while, TT, & I packed you an orchard lunch. You get ONE (1) fruit, and all the rhubarb your ewe can carry past Wilbur on your way out, M***********.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChqMMSg_TUo


You have more than you know. Now beat it Kid, SCRAM, no, wait... reverse those last Two. Godspeed.

TEXLOX.


If you don't know the protocol, you are not following the protocol. Listen to your heart. Do you hear that? No, that's your liver. The other thing. No, that's not for bottle caps, Moron. Switch those other last two Also.

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A BARELY FUNCTIONAL FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC, MORON. *SLAM* Now, open The Door to The Law and take two lollipops from Wilbur on your way out. (Yes, of course, they are all That flavor—the only thing that tastes better than Pigs'N'Horses is seasoned Horses. And we're all out of those until next week, we're gonna get so fuckin' high, now: GET THE FUCK OUT, and take anything that doesn't taste any better than my dog's ass with you.)


Don't ask how I know. HarT.

https://youtu.be/h_lKElBGjos
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on October 13, 2021, 01:11:04 AM
That's no reason we can't go over it again and again. Do you know any other way to turn a cliché into a tesseract? Keep it to yourself for now; I'm busy ;)

Say, when you get a moment:  Would you mind parsing this post (https://beforeitsnews.com/christian-news/2021/10/the-trump-prophecies-based-on-2-books-written-over-100-years-ago-namely-the-last-president-is-trump-the-last-elected-president-obama-goes-into-the-shapeshifting-to-robotoid-ak-2602041.html) for clarice-titty, spalling and punk-nation?  Is that a relative of yours?

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/U0yZuAviGSCcg/giphy.gif?cid=790b76114956ed26dc4be7be43f4c35552f18984fe76ba93&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

TIA, Carrie Anne!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddamn Eccentric?
Post by: Worthauger on October 13, 2021, 05:29:12 AM
Say, when you get a moment:  Would you mind parsing this

!quote 55

Is that a relative of yours?

A relative amateur, or an amateur relative. Take your pick.
Title: Re: Why is the World so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Laser on October 13, 2021, 06:50:02 AM
Say, when you get a moment:  Would you mind parsing this post (https://beforeitsnews.com/christian-news/2021/10/the-trump-prophecies-based-on-2-books-written-over-100-years-ago-namely-the-last-president-is-trump-the-last-elected-president-obama-goes-into-the-shapeshifting-to-robotoid-ak-2602041.html) for clarice-titty, spalling and punk-nation?  Is that a relative of yours?

The Trump "Prophecies" Based On 2 Books Written Over 100 Years Ago Namely “The Last President”!

Some light is shed in the following phantasmagoria.

https://youtu.be/dABJ-oWV7Uk
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on October 14, 2021, 01:57:51 AM
Welcome to the party, Pal 9000. Here, I knitted you a sweater for your server’s rack.

(https://preview.redd.it/ibmrv7i31tz31.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=6600cd0a6a423ff3726091ad4c0508df37ab492b)

I bet she will appreciate it;  it is getting a bit nipplely, hear?

https://youtu.be/MT3P7p-WNSY

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on November 20, 2021, 03:29:22 AM
I bet she will appreciate it;  it is getting a bit nipplely, hear?

My sekrit Indian lodge brother name is “Foxy Nipplez.” Conveniently, this also doubles as my street rapper name.

The real question is how I manage to stay sane at all. I attribute this 100% to the power of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

And also to a steady diet of seahorse. VITAMINS.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Innerreach on November 20, 2021, 05:22:17 AM
My sekrit Indian lodge brother name is “Foxy Nipplez.” Conveniently, this also doubles as my street rapper name.

The real question is how I manage to stay sane at all. I attribute this 100% to the power of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

And also to a steady diet of seahorse. VITAMINS.

The mighty Seahorse and its legacy is eroding from the memory of this vile world because of those very vitamins you so smugly ingest off its corpse, you bastard!

Pricks, like yourself, have zero fucking regards for the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow or the health of humanity's pulse.

You fuckfaces constantly fucking exploit the many masses, mysteriously, masterfully as I masturbate to it.

Who’s the magician really mentoring in regards to the butchery they take from it?!

Me, obviously. 😉

# I Do Balloon Animals On Tuesdays

# I Masturbate, Mostly Always
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Laser on November 20, 2021, 07:08:07 AM
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Paranormal / Re: #רובינוביץ' קסם
« Last post by Innerreach on Today at 09:51:40 PM »

The mighty Seahorse and its legacy is eroding from the memory of this vile world because of those very vitamins you so smugly ingest off its corpse, you bastard!

Pricks, like yourself, have zero fucking regards for the leprechaun at the end of the rainbow or the health of humanity's pulse.

You fuckfaces constantly fucking exploit the many masses, mysteriously, masterfully as I masturbate to it.

Who’s the magician really mentoring in regards to the butchery they take from it?!

Me, obviously. 😉

# I Do Balloon Animals On Tuesdays

# I Masturbate, Mostly Always

Quote
#RubiniMagic
#Legacy
#Official


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVeLBUQ8wQk

Title: Re: Why is Jackstar not always so Crazy?
Post by: Laser on December 05, 2021, 07:05:59 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41DqDlWU6zL._AC_SY780_.jpg)

Admittedly, this a well-rehearsed attempt at appearing rational and a genuinely appreciated effort to "start learning". But why is it tucked away in a wayward thread like COVID-19? 
Title: Re: Why is Jackstar not always so Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on December 05, 2021, 07:41:30 AM
why is it tucked away in a wayward thread like COVID-19?

It's to keep the riffraff away from placing my information to be shared into any relevant context.

Some knowledge must be struggled over—if for no other reason than because I had to, so do you, so f*** you, that's why.

a well-rehearsed attempt at appearing rational and a genuinely appreciated effort to "start learning".   

So I thought you were going to learn to write? Now you want to read first? Talk about putting the baby stroller before the chupacabra.

I was feeling snotty the other night, and I am kind of sorry, but I was thinking about it, you know in public I'm unfailingly polite and at home I somehow manage to keep from beating the s*** out of this bald eagle that keeps knocking at the door—it has a package for me she says—so if I occasionally lay it on a little thick on an obscure forum devoted to Romanian basket weaving, well, f*** it, just sue me.

The line starts around the corner where the braves are laying in ambush. Look, it's an authentic phalanx formation! Coochie coochie coo!
Title: Re: Why is Jackstar not always so Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on December 11, 2021, 05:06:43 PM
It's to keep the riffraff away from placing my information to be shared into any relevant context.

Some knowledge must be struggled over—if for no other reason than because I had to, so do you, so f*** you, that's why.

So I thought you were going to learn to write? Now you want to read first? Talk about putting the baby stroller before the chupacabra.

Decepticon emoticons lack Autobot authenticity.

COG + M8 = “Let's get some new tires!”

https://www.amazon.com/Games-Magazines-World-Cryptic-Crosswords/dp/0812919998
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on December 15, 2021, 10:19:32 AM
I have to admit that my original Nooronic Martian mission that first introduced me to this thyme-lein has long been settled;  thus only revealed an unusual and unpredicated sub-Hawking annamolé.

https://youtu.be/ZtiMm4LhVx0

The above is the closet yore mostly retarded thyme-lein has cum to this pan-Zuniversal dickton.

I still donut understang how Dave Nooron is OTA fur yell:

https://youtu.be/KowYdZ2-ZYs

Nefermynd that, it is the YakStar inanity that seems pandemic;  weather conflated, coretarted or incindental to levels of Whirling Klowns is unclear (but amusing, at night mostly)...

Some researchers dissert; others dissemble:  Eye choose to digress, mainly on how many knots from my position to notional shorelines.

-Commodore P. Manly
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar such a g-ddam juggernaut?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on December 29, 2021, 11:07:52 AM
Maybe—and this is just Me spitballing here—but, maybe, Somebody shouldn’t have taken the time it took to really piss on me with jet racing fuel and then light it off with a busted–ass charcoal matchstick, instead of, you know: demon strafing intelligent integrity of One’s purpose. I am just saying. There are other puny ways for Punylings to have spent their time… at least, there were.

For instance, remember when I wanted a simple Tesla truck? Well–now, I want Elon’s not–steel balls served in a dirty ashtray to a (PROT) scion of my choosing—TBD. The lucky winner can decide what to do with them. But for my own part, I would be happy to see them thrown against, and hopefully into, through and beyond a busted driver’s side window. I’m nothing if not flexible. recalcitrant, relentless, sure, yeah, uh-huh… but flexible, and with a positive attitude on the matter. These days, that’s key. Totes.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYCL6AIoume/?utm_medium=copy_link


Remember:
I DELIVER.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar such a g-ddam juggernaut?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on December 29, 2021, 11:19:53 AM
Nefermynd that, it is the YakStar inanity that seems pandemic;  weather conflated, coretarted or incindental to levels of Whirling Klowns is unclear (but amusing, at night mostly)...

I wish I had daughters, so I could teach them to masturbate to crush videos and imprint them on your dogs (I couldn’t do this with male children, it would ruin the fantasy).

I know what you’re thinking: dark, right? Well, that’s what we’re gonna burn all the witches for: LET THERE BE LIGHT. You know the goslings and when they imprint on the ping-pong balls? Imagine all the orifices pre-stuffed and the balls come flying out with every fierce squish, each with its own little gosling flying after it with thoughts of humping it to death on the line. That’s how the Russian Cossacks did it, that’s how Alexander did it, and I see no reason we cannot revitalize the practice in time for any and all of your dog and pony shows.


YakStar

Puppies, too. Mark my words.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on January 01, 2022, 01:06:38 AM

Maybe—and this is just Me spitballing here—but, maybe, Somebody shouldn’t have taken the time it took to really piss on me with jet racing fuel and then light it off with a busted–ass charcoal matchstick, instead of, you know: demon strafing intelligent integrity of One’s purpose. I am just saying. There are other puny ways for Punylings to have spent their time… at least, there were.

For instance, remember when I wanted a simple Tesla truck? Well–now, I want Elon’s not–steel balls served in a dirty ashtray to a (PROT) scion of my choosing—TBD. The lucky winner can decide what to do with them. But for my own part, I would be happy to see them thrown against, and hopefully into, through and beyond a busted driver’s side window. I’m nothing if not flexible. recalcitrant, relentless, sure, yeah, uh-huh… but flexible, and with a positive attitude on the matter. These days, that’s key. Totes.

...


Remember:
I DELIVER.

I wish I had daughters, so I could teach them to masturbate to crush videos and imprint them on your dogs (I couldn’t do this with male children, it would ruin the fantasy).

I know what you’re thinking: dark, right? Well, that’s what we’re gonna burn all the witches for: LET THERE BE LIGHT. You know the goslings and when they imprint on the ping-pong balls? Imagine all the orifices pre-stuffed and the balls come flying out with every fierce squish, each with its own little gosling flying after it with thoughts of humping it to death on the line. That’s how the Russian Cossacks did it, that’s how Alexander did it, and I see no reason we cannot revitalize the practice in time for any and all of your dog and pony shows.


Puppies, too. Mark my words.

FLOWERS

(https://media.tenor.com/images/984e82827a3bf5aa17f92b20f42a0e0c/tenor.gif)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so g-ddam sexy?
Post by: Jackstar on January 01, 2022, 01:21:31 AM
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Lighten up, Stradlater.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so g-ddam klever?
Post by: Jackstar on January 01, 2022, 08:33:48 PM
You MF’ers would simply NOT BELIEVE the fucking morning I am having. Holy fucking shit. FIXING INTEL FUCKING UNREAL.

g-ddam nanoteck auto-correct

Semper fi, my Lovelylings. Rot fu? Heh. Heh heh.
TOTES FU *SLAM*


https://youtu.be/LPTiUbb1lnE
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on January 07, 2022, 08:39:14 PM
Overdose Oysters.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Starr Mountain on January 08, 2022, 08:02:25 AM
Overdose MOUNTAIN Oysters.
FIFY ;) ;D
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on January 09, 2022, 12:46:51 AM
https://youtu.be/v31wwyteRqo

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 07:58:18 PM
Lying to me for three fucking decades has consequences. Enjoy, Baby.


I'm following the protocol, I think. Nothing actually makes sense. When do I actually get to kill people?

Try kindness, Spookshow. I hear it works out well--for everyone concerned.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 08:01:54 PM
Spookshow.

Not gonna lie. Pretty goddam fond of this One. Thanks for the mammaries, Tiger.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 08:06:33 PM
I'm following the protocol, I think. Nothing actually makes sense. When do I actually get to kill people? That tad bit of intel would really help. ;)

Should I hand out candy or fruit like Jack The Ripper? Who should I fuck? :-\ Why is this so HARD?

Reasons.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 08:15:23 PM
Reasons.

They ain't all that good--but as far as reasons go, they are (blank) challenging.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 18, 2022, 08:16:28 PM
challenging.

I prefer "solid." Sorry, I can't edit my post: I'm busy incinerating my hair. Maybe next Tuesday, Meryl.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Innerreach on April 23, 2022, 04:39:54 AM
🫀#LULZ🫶🏻

https://youtu.be/tQsZujjZWs0
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Anniem on April 24, 2022, 01:44:52 AM
🫀#LULZ🫶🏻

https://youtu.be/tQsZujjZWs0

I like that one
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on April 24, 2022, 02:05:43 AM
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I like that one

Can't you just drone that guy?
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 24, 2022, 03:20:51 AM
Got an easy softball from the peanut gallery, here goes:


She lied to me. Her name was (SLAG) (PROT). See? I'm changing names. I'm protecting the innocent. I'm a... Guardian. Of Truth.
This slag whore named (SLAG) goes off on a "trip," you dig? (Not Greatfield. Buckle-up, Buttercup.) (SLAG) comes back, and of course, is distant. You all know what's coming, right?

Well, shit, so did I, the second I puked on her car. More on this later. Meanwhile, she goes off and before she even dismounts I'm all, "Wow, this isn't going to work out, I don't know which of is more bored with each other's bullshit." You know how it goes, right? But, instead of doing something REASONABLE, This_(SLAG)_Person goes off on a trip on a pre-planned at some heretofore, never-to-be-revealed-juncture, says mournful, maybe almost tearful goodbye (Knew her destiny would come harder than she did or was ever gonna do), comes back with some bullshit story, "Oh, I met someone, It's loooove, I came to my senses...." and it turns out, eehhh... not so much. Details are unnecessary, likely unlawful, and certainly totesbeyondthepale. SO, you get a phree won ton soup or salad daze, and as you'll recall, I left you before you could start hitting me. Lucky me, little miss "I watched my father throw my mother down the stairs." Imagine the pillow closet talk (http://i_knew braveheart).

So, that's why (SLAG) got lager poured on her. She fuckin' well fuckin' deserved it. Still carrying a phat grudge, I see. Well, I fuckin' just fuckin' bet.

No film at eleven. Number one: it's personal. Number two: most of you don't even rate. Number three...


Oh, clearly, they don't either.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 24, 2022, 03:43:31 AM
Got an easy softball from the peanut gallery, here goes:


She lied to me. Her name was (SLAG) (PROT). See? I'm changing names. I'm protecting the innocent. I'm a... Guardian. Of Truth.
This slag whore named (SLAG) goes off on a "trip," you dig? (Not Greatfield. Buckle-up, Buttercup.) (SLAG) comes back, and of course, is distant. You all know what's coming, right?

Well, shit, so did I, the second I puked on her car. More on this later. Meanwhile, she goes off and before she even dismounts I'm all, "Wow, this isn't going to work out, I don't know which of is more bored with each other's bullshit." You know how it goes, right? But, instead of doing something REASONABLE, This_(SLAG)_Person goes off on a trip on a pre-planned at some heretofore, never-to-be-revealed-juncture, says mournful, maybe almost tearful goodbye (Knew her destiny would come harder than she did or was ever gonna do), comes back with some bullshit story, "Oh, I met someone, It's loooove, I came to my senses...." and it turns out, eehhh... not so much. Details are unnecessary, likely unlawful, and certainly totesbeyondthepale. SO, you get a phree won ton soup or salad daze, and as you'll recall, I left you before you could start hitting me. Lucky me, little miss "I watched my father throw my mother down the stairs." Imagine the pillow closet talk (http://i_knew braveheart).

So, that's why (SLAG) got lager poured on her. She fuckin' well fuckin' deserved it. Still carrying a phat grudge, I see. Well, I fuckin' just fuckin' bet.

No film at eleven. Number one: it's personal. Number two: most of you don't even rate. Number three...


Oh, clearly, they don't either.




Timestamp beacon check. It took this long before I thought, "Oh, I wanna log back in again and read that thing I wrote because I want to feel good again when I re-read it." Because, reasons. Current fap count: Zero.


Not Level Zero. That's an entirely different fap count. By this, all this, I mean to convey, that I am over this experience in my life, and feel no particular urge to use sex magick to overcome the vile taste of bile in my mouth as I pause to consider the dawning realization of just how fucking retarded and mean some particular few sad pathetic fucks some of you are, have turned out to be, and -- pause, silent contempt/PLACY-Ayy-SHUN -- how much more wonderful everyone will behave now as a result of Our Collective, Royal, Tesseratic Restraint.


Fucking Punylings. I swear galoshes! Land sakes. .s'click't.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 24, 2022, 03:45:31 AM



Timestamp beacon check. [...] .s'click't.


Thirteen minutes. Not bad. More than I would have put money on. You know, some gals, they can't even imagine coitus that could ever go on that long at full, hammering thrust -- let alone, pass the option of suffering the no-doubt horrific consequences of having to walk funny for awhile. O, how horrible it all is.

Straight-UP TEDIOUS TEDIUM. Snarl.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 24, 2022, 03:51:22 AM
"Oh, I wanna log back in again and read that thing I wrote because I want to feel good again when I re-read it."


Just done so -- and will continue to do so. This one is a good-un. It's got that Drakkar cum Draconis Noir-Eskque combo quality of dark, incommunicado muskiness, sunlighting disinfectant, and literal sons on literal out-in-the-fuckin'-woods-where-bitches-get-kilt fuckin' on literal goddam fire. (What? Shields -- stop, drop, and roll if you're nasty.)


Hello to any new readers out there. Did I just go viral in Sri Lanka? I thought they renamed that bourgoise shithole. Fuck them too. I'm waiting on the new leads.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on April 24, 2022, 04:14:04 AM



Timestamp beacon check.

Current self-read goat-gloat count: FOUR (4)
Current fap count: zero*


*: This value is somewhat meaningless since I haven't had the energy to fap today since I've been too busy panting and sweating while planking & combing my hair; THE HARD WAY CLICK
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on June 19, 2022, 07:13:38 PM
So, I went to a YouTube that I -knew- would be hostile... call it a hunch.

Someone makes repeated reference to how I should get "a job."

Like, okay, whoa. How famous am I? Within seconds, I can feel tension, and someone is barking questions at me.


Look, this is not the first time I've experienced that. But this is the first time I have thought about it...

Do I not look like I do enough work? Do I need more money? Am I likely to pay heed to snotty, whining comments? It's mystifying.

I'm not even gettting food stamps. I'm not getting anything. I'm sitting aorund doing as little as possible unti lthe world ends. How would my getting "a job" affect anyone in particular at all?


Why am I so goddamn crazy? Because he was pissed because I never leave the house so he can't come rob it, or plant evidence, or whatever... and isn't that too bad?

Somehow, I have angered an angry segement of society, and for the most part... I'm terrified and horrified. it's not the comment. It was the speed.

dude is on me like white on rice. Now, that's a fan. so, get a job doing what? WHat? I could write books. oh, is that not a job?

He is just jelly, and wishes he wasn't a slave to some thug, and imagines that I am not really the same.


I am a slave to many masters. I have many legitimate pursuits. And I haven't told him to do anything. But now I am wondering if I can get a job where that would be my duty. doing things to him.

Isn't that weird? He also typed that I "sound like jewel." Like... I dn't even miss her. Now I don't have to feed her or pick up her shit. And she probably deserved to die that way. so is he... like, hoping to make me feel bad? Or is this a wierd way of complimenting me?


I honestly don't know. And if he hadn't been such a rude and arrogant shitbag, I might be inclined to get a job EVER, but now, NEVER. Maybe it's a friend of my little bitch cousin, who doesn't know how to be inspiring either.

"how do I support myself"? Like, I respirate. I just can't figure it. Lots of people do what I do. What's his beef with me? Oh, right...

he thinks I made something bad happen to him that inconvenienced him. Maybe he thinks I deliberately wound him up and arranged for him to get a DUI. That happened to me. That was quite a job. I learned a lot after dumping higher education and working in food service.

I learned to get by with a lot less paying of bills after being pushed around way, way too far, too fast, and too low class.

(I wonder if he would have believed me if I explained that I am fascinated by the "suddenly knows my name by sight and is super hostile" phenomon. Also I stole his mother's purse and boy was that whore loaded. Work with me here, I'm trying to earn a paycheck.)


"How do you support yourself?" Who even gives a shit? Have I ever asked that question of another living soul? No.

so, I flamed him a few times and left. Now. Anyone got an opinion on this? Because the real answer is, without oxygen, it was hopeless.

And now, it's still hopeless. What does he think I should do more of? Work at being a pretend victim of a psychotic and wholly corrupt cop? that didn't pay well.. .except in satisfaction.

In summation, I think that I am so "G-ddamn crazy" because I have been bullied ONE TOO MANY TIMES. Just ONCE. TOO MANY. And now, forget it. I'd rather scrounge, or learn conjuration, or just rip out my jugular with my fingernails.

Or, track down every individual like that who thinks they know me, and show them something more of my personality. I wonder if I could get that job.

I'd be a Sourceror still, either way. That reminds me. I hope my water heater doesn't blow up... and I hope that guy has a sister who... well, has a job, I guess. Weird. Thanks , God. Burned the energy off.


(Also I have recently uncovered the fact that I have had "black magick generational cursees" placed on me. I kind of like them. Maybe I can carry them as a job for others. I'll think it over, and feel good about myself, because at least I'm not... oh! maybe he knows I'm under surveilance and that's why he was sad to see me show up?)

Huh Well, there's an idea. Must remember to forget to Google ramifications of stupid fucking EMERGENCY NO CONTACT ORDERS.

I mean... poor Grapefruit, I bet she really misses having to pretend to not know everyone everywhere all the time. I know I don't miss being reminded that she kept me out of sight like a gimp in a cage. (It never occurred to her to... socialize me? Well, I did it for her.) So she had a job, huh? Too bad she wasn't any good at it.)

The reality is I would just as soon die on the spot as fill out a applicaton for being a wage slave. I started to look around for work when I got here. Then, I found myself ostracized for 10 months after being thrown out on Christmas Eve. My urge to cooperate is at an all time nadir.


And it just got lower. I wondre if it pisses him off that I deliberately fail to take money for al lthe writing I do? Beacuse that's part of it. Saves me a lot of itme on taxes too. No income, no income tax. And my handwriting sucks.

Also I was given nothing but abuse and shitty lip by most of the people I met throughout my entire life, and today is no exception.

I'd get a job where he worked if I could. then he could feel better than me. Because I suck at most tasks, besides being me. I'm good at that one.

Oh, wait. Maybe he was asking me why I don't get fellated? I just don't like the idea. Or the asking. Oh wait, he meant "support myself."

Well, mostly through positive affirmations and daydreaming. who even asks this? Oohhhh.... he's a thuggie piggie little sleaze who thinks he has Authority? Wow, I guess he got a job. What a real employee of the month.

There we go. That's better. I haven't touched on that angst in a long time. Get a job, why can't I have a career?

hah, just kidding. Truth is I wish I could go to a job and do work and feel part of a team. a sense of belonging. But I don't belong.

I simply don't, Ask around, if you can even get someone to acknoweldge that I even exist. I think my dad must have pissed of someone who is a big deal.

anyhoo... I feel better. Thanks. :) And I was going to, actually. I realy was. I got sidetracked. I wonder why.


Oh, right. I am a hostage refugee abuse survivor circus freak low hanging fruit target... and that guy doesn't have any idea how easy it would be to pick up and put down pacifiicsm. Fucking Grapefruit threatened to beat me with a cane. She was actually serious. Like, that made sense to her.

I explained how it didn't and then laughed at her. Can that be my job? I would work for fucking free. (Oh I did, and I burned thorugh $20K on the mostly ungrateful women.) Doesn't that sound fair? I think so too.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Robert Mugabe on June 21, 2022, 04:15:52 PM

 (Oh I did, and I burned thorugh $20K on the mostly ungrateful women.)

That's an awful lot of ten dollar whores. No wonder those spirochaetes are having such a gladsome time partying away in what's left of your brain.
Title: Why the fuck does it appear that Mrs. Whatsit pretends to be Jackstar|SHODAN?
Post by: Jackstar on June 21, 2022, 04:41:30 PM
Look at you, Hacker. Like the likes of you and your ilk would even know how to find a real whore. Pfft. {You could ask your Dad.}

That's an awful lot of ten dollar whores.

WRONG. It could be just ONE. JUST ONE MORE/HORE/Addiction-Submission-Dependency cyclic-psycho0-toxic-CYCLE LIGHT/STAR/CYCLE.

(I get that you were justryna be funny, and you accomplished your... your what? What is that you would say it is that you actually do aeound heor? Your... mission? Sure, that's what you call it now, okay, rollerballayes. Your mission. Go get a new one, see you in five (5) years. \\//

They're both under aegis. I wouldn't expect you to understand, it's not the targeting system, although that's a very good guess. Go get debriefed, go on, shoo. Hey, here's an idea: maybe they'lll give you a new mission, and it'l be in my pants. Just think of it. You'd be only too thrilled if that were a fuckin' fifty year mission, amirite? B.I.N.G.o.
Title: Re: Why the frick is Jackstar so G-d Damned Brilliant (and also abo)?
Post by: Worthauger on June 21, 2022, 06:03:09 PM
No wonder those spirochaetes are having such a gladsome time partying away in what's left of your brain.

Q/T|Rocky Balboa|Actual_Rocky_Scarf|Actual_Scarf'∅MILLerSTONEr
legit_communique_follows:

Define "spirochaetes.” I AM Mike and koozie MIKE N KUCZI (and also: ABOJUUL. She's really cute! I actually thank you for the bottom of my hart, that was nice of you to leave that for her to treat as her catbed/coffin\XplaYthingY. (New job, new name tag, still no badge -or- vag... & no apparent standards. Downsi88: same old job, totesdifferent 99 storyTOWERproblems; you get exactly one guess how many of those, AGENT NEIN T. NEIN are both (2) old tired/tried ass w/s/whiny horse saddles. *Tigh* 10:10\11/5:5 (RAWR/PAWS): pause for paddle. (¡not going to lie; missing a live cat.)

Yeah I'm sure, the robots have “A_Plan.” Fuck ‘em; my Plan is Life. )

Okay: did you define that yet? Because here's how it's going to be, because I'm not actually going to use one of those millstones on you—I got a hunch you don't deserve one anyway. Neil, you might be a real piece of work; Jim, you're not a kneeling construction project for fancy plumb bobs (and if you are, there's another Miller with other s
Stones for you. Let's change cameras.) OKT.ton s‘teL T.K.O. the Vampire Queen? Baby, I'm not a Slayer; I'm a diplomat. 4 no rea5on at all toteshotsix I AM “a pacifist,” besides I'd rather talk her into self-deportation/noble_defenestration\a-sardine’N’garlic-earlwitch by boring Jim to tears, until She stakes herself through her own heart with a kosher pickle stake transmuted out of sheer, desperate boredom into a cherry wood spear, which is a simple basic cantrip taught to all African males before reaching the age of five. It's part of their culture. And, pickles are cultured. You like culture. You also like tripartite beings, you're soaking in their blood, sweat, urine every damn day.

Jim, Neil, Bob, and the_local Vampire Queen walked into a bar. Now, here's a riddle: who walked out?

I'll give you a hint: when they left, they looked like a pair of fags.


LDTTWA<-----
Q/T|Rocky Balboa|Actual_Rocky_Scarf|Actual_Scarf'∅MILLerSTONEr
legit_communique_follows:

Define "spirochaetes.” BONUS QUESTION: How am I doing, vRobert? BONUS ANSWER: IDGAF.

Define "spirochaetes.” and yes, I could Joogle it, or I could check wiki-tiki-tembo, but no sarembo will give me the answer–I'm looking for it–which is what I'm asking from you: Define "spirochaetes,” and is there any connection/resemblance to Rabbi Aristophanes Heathcliff Shaw, Squire? (by the way: I like what your beard has done with Itself, & have (You) ever seen “The Boys From Brazil”?)

*This is not an attempt to contact any Shaw, any shawl, or any SHOCKLAND member. Always eternal —vigilance over Faith. (SHAW/HOPE) JESUITS! YOU RIDE!! (outtatown)*


Where there's a way/weigh—there's a will\$kale. No body, No crime—no case. next!
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazycute?
Post by: Worthauger on June 21, 2022, 07:49:57 PM
That's an awful lot of ten dollar whores. No wonder those spirochaetes

WE ARE JUST GOING TO ASK AGAIN.
Q

(*Yeah I don't think IT’s getting the message. VOTE: HAMMER. SLEDGE HAMMER.) 58D!!


TL:KANT REad?) WELL GIVEN THAT WE CAN'T WAIT FOR RED, YET, AND WE CAN'T RIG FOR RED, YET, I'M JUST GOING TO SWITCH TIMELINES.
TRUST THE PLAN.
STAY HUNGRY, FRENS.
KU3
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazycute?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 22, 2022, 12:00:17 AM
WE ARE JUST GOING TO ASK AGAIN.
Q

And now you know why I didn't become a Fed: way too much fucking red tape, not nearly enough fucking.

Do you think she's the only diplomatic contact I have? Guess again. I could have a team of Latvians here tonight in 2 hours to till this whole thing up. I would not ask unless I wanted to have it be done to till it up—and I don't—but that's not the point.

The point is, I could also get a catering team of Estonians to come and bring them streudel! (Those of you who know anything about diplomatic relations at all will probably recognize instantly what a completely preposterous, hyperbolic, & (Class.) notion this is. #RE-REE-REEEEE-Rezpeckt.) Nevertheless: I could make it happen. (This Just In: 55 FakeFæRusskys suddenly showed up in a Telegram channel that I didn't join all at once “just hanging out” with crypto to “share.” Now that's “some strudel”. 💕
((Tx): Don't. Lee will be infuriated further, so... Wait, what am I saying? Infuriated Lee is Best Lee. go ahead; fuck her purple& red&yellow&gold&ON_FIRE. I am sure I won't even notice.)

Secondary point: Jackstar cares. Yeah, about strudel. I also care about: guns; fusion power; anti-grav; kisses more kisses and that's all I care about now just kisses goodbye I got to go get kissed {I'll wait.} shit I can't never mind fuck you, Jackstar still cares, MOTHE—*click* {Dr. Ed: I'm still waiting.}

Now, that's compassion.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazycute?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on June 22, 2022, 12:08:26 AM
« Last post by Khan_Tutor on Today at 16:00:17 »

#MaybeHeWasBornWithIt
#MaybeItsMaybelline
#HaisisIAM_SECRETARIAT


(If it were math-related it would have happened a long time ago. Rite?) It's true, my mother was a horse I'm a horse if I have any children they'll be fools/foals... I AM K. U. C. Z. I. MT I AM

THAT I AM: SECRETARIAT.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:40:49 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:41:25 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:42:30 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:43:21 AM

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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:44:17 AM

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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:45:25 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:47:32 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:48:14 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:49:03 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:49:36 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:50:37 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on July 20, 2022, 06:52:32 AM
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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Innerreach on July 24, 2022, 06:41:53 PM
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https://youtu.be/2PeXqJBPXiY
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on July 24, 2022, 10:32:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/jGFOYpN.png)

*countless .jpgs of middle fingers*

Fuck on.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Innerreach on July 24, 2022, 10:58:43 PM
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https://youtu.be/28syOw5NDBg?t=71
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Innerreach on July 24, 2022, 11:10:19 PM
Jackstar Jycho be like-
https://youtu.be/mTEmqJkCrDQ
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on July 24, 2022, 11:13:29 PM
Needles. Go get fucked.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on July 25, 2022, 01:00:46 AM
Needles. Go get fucked.

Motherfucker: the book I could write right now, would end your entire goddamned existence. For real. Years of research and study have lead to this moment... and fortunately for the both of us, enough people have a Need To Know whatever it is that they think they need to know, that you and I will surely live to see the sun come up tomorrow.

For real. Although I suppose it's gonna be crowded at the horizon. Now, having said that, I don't have any desire to end the entire goddamn existence of a significant section of the populace, and I don't have any animosity towards you — hang on, let me look up that word; ... confirmed/verified\correct, I do not have “strong” hostility towards you — so I don't mean to make this sound... so threatening... however, in the last 20 minutes I sure learned a fuck lot. Thanks for your help, I couldn't have discerned nearly as much without your support. For example, I couldn't have learned how nice the jail is here in any other way, that's for certain. (Typically, I don't come home and think, “I would rather just drive to jail and go to sleep than be here at all,” but then again, I am not typically poisoned by Feds on a big baby bitch-ass bitch-power power trip thinking they knew what the fuck they were stepping to, so it was a remarkable day all around, except for fags.) Now, do I want to tell you, or tell anyone, anything at all? Well, I'm sure you know how I feel about rhetorical questions. So, no, not really, not at all. I'd rather continue to casually sip on a few brewskis and calmly enjoy my placid afternoon & evening without reminding myself of how much I've learned from One (1) missed Ms.Thuggee Trufflehound, and what obnoxious thuggie bullie officious pricks have learned from me, based on the telemetry left at my disposal. (You are not referenced here, as I consider you to be just A. Student.)

Whatever you learned is horseradish. What do you even do in the course of a day like this? No no, no: spare me the details, if you don't mind. I don't need to hear about you knocking over pencils and picking up papers while gazing down (PROT)’s (blank). I also don't really wanna let you know how far in advance my research corpus has advanced in recent times. It would scare the babies.

Now, as to the question of, “Why is Kuczi so goddam crazy?” I have the final answer on that. I know, I know, it was supposed to be some kind of rhetorical insult, right? A lot of things aren't what they are supposed to be in these End Days, and this answer is no exception: “It's complicated.”

I'm just going to buy another textbook. You probably know everything you need to know from me now, especially with your access to superior study hall furnishings, so I'm okay with the added $44.95 to my expense account. Especially as I will not be at all helped by any access to your research notes in the margins, nor would I be benefitted by any access to your private (blank).

Let me know how it feels to punch Sparkle in the dick. I'm getting ready to work on my collection of poetry later, and I am reluctant to miss out on any opportunity that presents itself as one that one (1) might be actually proud of exploiting.

(PROT) told me that you were a private investigator, but she was under the impression by then that I thought anything coming out of her was legitimate at all. You are anything but an investigator. You're not even an instigator.

But you are quite the instructor, that's for sure. Once again—I just learned a lot, and with The Key, you unlock Our Knowledge.

And you are -never- getting a The Key, Boy. *door politely slams shut forever*

(*muffled: “Remember the Alamo!*)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on July 25, 2022, 01:05:56 AM
Jackstar Jycho be like-

Just go back to fucking pate’s husband. I don't need this bullshit and neither does anyone else.

This is a waste of our collective talents and you should be going out and enjoying the sun on your face. You have failed to rustle even a single jimmy and I'm tired of getting cocks instead of pussies.

I have company. Good bye policy.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Innerreach on July 25, 2022, 01:52:10 AM
How adorable you are when you're not being such an insufferable prick!

#WrongMirror

Next time, light a candle before you jerk off in my presence and do a little more introspective soul surfing on the meaning of “TALENT,” you talentless, self-absorbed hack.

*spitting on Grapefruits pus** in disregard while waving you from my presence*
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Clean?
Post by: Jackstar on July 25, 2022, 03:06:32 AM
*spitting on Grapefruits pus** in disregard while waving you from my presence*

Sunday is the day for that. I'm not sure who you're trying to impress. Also, do I need to be informed of these scheduling arrangements?


I think you aren't exactly in the loop on some of the changes to the casting list that have happened. I suppose recent developments--of which you seem to think you are in full awareness of--have brought you to what you imagine to be a place of totesunderstanding.

In any event, I can say with some mild chagrin--you're gonna need a lot more spit. I don't think that is all that crazy of a notion to share here. And, I still don't know what your problem is. STILL. To this DAY. No idea. None whatsoever. Are you hoping to convey a sense of general, unspecific, neverending loathing? Because you have done so, and after all this time, I may as well make it official:

While I don't have any idea what I did to piss you off so greatly... I am content to never know what it is. But I can assure you, if I only had one wish, it would be that I had done it twice, and that I could do it again right now, because whatever it is, to make you this salty for so long, it must have been fuckin' awesome.

Maybe you should get some therapy or something... as your messages have created within me, the opposite of what would otherwise be termed sympathy, or empathy. It's more like exultancy.

And I didn't have to lift a finger. Honestly--I'm not worthy!


you're not being such an insufferable prick!

You own the entire licence. Do not share, and enjoy.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn GAY?
Post by: Innerreach on July 25, 2022, 03:30:19 AM
Sunday is the day for that. I'm not sure who you're trying to impress. Also, do I need to be informed of these scheduling arrangements?


I think you aren't exactly in the loop on some of the changes to the casting list that have happened. I suppose recent developments--of which you seem to think you are in full awareness of--have brought you to what you imagine to be a place of totesunderstanding.

In any event, I can say with some mild chagrin--you're gonna need a lot more spit. I don't think that is all that crazy of a notion to share here. And, I still don't know what your problem is. STILL. To this DAY. No idea. None whatsoever. Are you hoping to convey a sense of general, unspecific, neverending loathing? Because you have done so, and after all this time, I may as well make it official:

While I don't have any idea what I did to piss you off so greatly... I am content to never know what it is. But I can assure you, if I only had one wish, it would be that I had done it twice, and that I could do it again right now, because whatever it is, to make you this salty for so long, it must have been fuckin' awesome.

Maybe you should get some therapy or something... as your messages have created within me, the opposite of what would otherwise be termed sympathy, or empathy. It's more like exultancy.

And I didn't have to lift a finger. Honestly--I'm not worthy!


You own the entire licence. Do not share, and enjoy.

Oh, Jackie, I'm not mad. You're simply too obtuse to identify with anyone on an insightful level other than yourself.

Here's to you being your greatest fan. 🥂

Glad you're happy.

Now, do something meaningful with that gaping cock-holster, input orifice you call a mouth, and zip it.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn GAY?
Post by: Jackstar on July 25, 2022, 05:27:39 AM
zip it.

Content dropping imminently. I hate you for your freedoms.

If you ever tell me to keep my mouth shut again, you will fucking regret it. What are you, my fucking lawyer? I don't give a shit what your goddam problem is with me and my fucking talking; now you get both Christ-forsaken barrels. I don't think you're clear on what a little whiney-bitch baby you come off as. Do you ever listen to yourself? Do it in an oven next time.

You either forgot that you have absolutely no leverage on me, or you're masterfully doing a bit of reverse psychology in order to encourage me to publish some/anything; either way you're being a douchebag about it, and I am in no mood.

I hope I unknowingly say something that is misconstrued that makes you lose money. You clearly have too much of it — along with your free fucking time at/after “work.” Go buy yourself something nice at the mall.

Perhaps a sewing kid. Or, perhaps a personality.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn GAY?
Post by: Innerreach on July 25, 2022, 06:46:45 PM
Content dropping imminently. I hate you for your freedoms.

If you ever tell me to keep my mouth shut again, you will fucking regret it. What are you, my fucking lawyer? I don't give a shit what your goddam problem is with me and my fucking talking; now you get both Christ-forsaken barrels. I don't think you're clear on what a little whiney-bitch baby you come off as. Do you ever listen to yourself? Do it in an oven next time.

You either forgot that you have absolutely no leverage on me, or you're masterfully doing a bit of reverse psychology in order to encourage me to publish some/anything; either way you're being a douchebag about it, and I am in no mood.

I hope I unknowingly say something that is misconstrued that makes you lose money. You clearly have too much of it — along with your free fucking time at/after “work.” Go buy yourself something nice at the mall.

Perhaps a sewing kid. Or, perhaps a personality.

You threaten to dox me over a bit of chastisement and, in that same breath, call me a whiny bitch?

That really does speak volumes about you.

#WeakSauce
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn GAY?
Post by: pate on July 25, 2022, 08:30:00 PM
Oh, Jackie, I'm not mad. You're simply too obtuse to identify with anyone on an insightful level other than yourself.

Here's to you being your greatest fan. 🥂

Glad you're happy.

Now, do something meaningful with that gaping cock-holster, input orifice you call a mouth, and zip it.

+19.5 for linguistic acuity, I had to deduct half a point because in the gerund-phrase "...gaping cock-holster, input orifice you call a mouth..." there were several grammatical errors;  including but not limited to:  missing commas and redundancy.

I will explain the commas, this is just my open-onion though:  there should be one after the word "gaping" (unless you were also implying that he does not own a firearm, and therefore his holster is empty) & there should also be one after the word "oriface" [sic] or the word "that" (dealer's choice on that).

As to the redundancy, you could omit the entire "...you call a mouth..." bit as it is implied quite eloquently by the "....gaping cock-holster, input orifice..." part immediately preceding.

Note:  I was quite generous in only deducting a half-point for the above;  it is understood that your reply must necessarily be pedantic due to the mental capacity of the poster you were replying to.

Also, I would like to award you:

(https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Kudos-chocolate-granola-bars-1980s-1990s.jpg)

...mainly because I appreciate the cut of your jib, sir!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn GAY?
Post by: Jackstar on July 25, 2022, 09:51:29 PM
You threaten to dox me

I don't know who you are, other than some rando-psycho stalking bully. Do you know why I answer your ridiculous questions?

Because I think it's funny that you think you get to know everything, while leaving me with nothing, or worse than nothing — LIES.

Do you think they'll put (PROT) in the cell next to the lifer? It wouldn't surprise me. Because after the evil spirit that's inhabiting his/her desiccated puppet body leaves, the real (PROT) — who I am still at least somewhat fond of, is probably not going to want to serve time for someone else's crime that s/he didn't even commit.

However given that it looks like that he and she and you and a bunch of other fuckers have been fucking framing people for shit they didn't do for years, it might even be just desserts, I don't really know. I'm glad I'm not in charge of crime & punishment, Herr Raskolnikov.

My apologies if I have you picked all wrong, but considering your boorish attitude and complete lack of good nature or attention to detail... I don't know if I do.

over a bit of chastisement and, in that same breath, call me a whiny bitch?

Are you M or are you A? If you didn't play these games with identity you wouldn't have these problems, Fuzzball.

That really does speak volumes about you.

Too bad you can't read. What's it like to be functionally illiterate, and be handed a copy of Bill W.'s book? At least you can roll a spliff with it.

#WeakSauce

At least I have sauce without having to choke a chicken/*\bitch for it. Hey remember how you said you'd quit drinking when you got your case settled? Haha hahahaha. Oh, wait, that's not you.

Who the fuck is paying your overages? Call your losers, you're done.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn GAY?
Post by: Jackstar on July 25, 2022, 09:53:05 PM
Note:  I was quite generous

So was I, Supplicant. Blow.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn GAY?
Post by: Innerreach on July 25, 2022, 10:03:50 PM
The mental capacity of the poster you were replying to.

Also, I would like to award you:

(https://clickamericana.com/wp-content/uploads/Kudos-chocolate-granola-bars-1980s-1990s.jpg)

...mainly because I appreciate the cut of your jib, sir!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Pate, I most humbly receive this award.

Forever Thankful, IR



Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn GAY?
Post by: Innerreach on July 25, 2022, 10:04:18 PM
I don't know who you are, other than some rando-psycho stalking bully. Do you know why I answer your ridiculous questions?

Because I think it's funny that you think you get to know everything, while leaving me with nothing, or worse than nothing — LIES.

Do you think they'll put (PROT) in the cell next to the lifer? It wouldn't surprise me. Because after the evil spirit that's inhabiting his/her desiccated puppet body leaves, the real (PROT) — who I am still at least somewhat fond of, is probably not going to want to serve time for someone else's crime that s/he didn't even commit.

However given that it looks like that he and she and you and a bunch of other fuckers have been fucking framing people for shit they didn't do for years, it might even be just desserts, I don't really know. I'm glad I'm not in charge of crime & punishment, Herr Raskolnikov.

My apologies if I have you picked all wrong, but considering your boorish attitude and complete lack of good nature or attention to detail... I don't know if I do.

Are you M or are you A? If you didn't play these games with identity you wouldn't have these problems, Fuzzball.

Too bad you can't read. What's it like to be functionally illiterate, and be handed a copy of Bill W.'s book? At least you can roll a spliff with it.

At least I have sauce without having to choke a chicken/*\bitch for it. Hey remember how you said you'd quit drinking when you got your case settled? Haha hahahaha. Oh, wait, that's not you.

Who the fuck is paying your overages? Call your losers, you're done.

#YAWNZ
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn GAY?
Post by: Innerreach on July 25, 2022, 10:05:33 PM
So was I, Supplicant. Blow.

Here's your participation award you di**.

(https://i.imgur.com/cDAJGnu.gif)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam Insightful?
Post by: Jackstar on July 29, 2022, 07:32:21 PM
Here's your participation award you di**.

Tag it and bag it with the rest of the evidence that you're a fucking twerp, Son. My entire world gets slammed through a cheese grater like you helped plan for six goddam months while sniggering to yourself the whole time in plain sight, I -of course- rock this shit, hey, come take my cyanide tooth, right? It vibrates in ultra-violet light.

I spend six goddam weeks explaining legal precedent to you and you nod and smile and go back to swilling ethanol. How fucked up you are! Jesus fucking Christ this was the exact scenario I wished to avoid... because it makes you look stupid. That reflects badly on me. People are gonna think I've gone soft, or that I'm sweet on you, or something else ultra-faggy. Like I have enough problems.

p.s. I might have to start sucking penis sooner than anyone even began to imagine as I am already casting shade with my Irregular status, which is a damn sight more straight up than a lot of other Peoples' status. (Looking at you, Short Round, like I need to know the name of whatever supervisor is gonna be on the dock for the oversight on a couple matters... I think. Frankly I'd rather just let it all go but apparently there's another interstate matter--deep in the heart of Texas, and thank you for that, D.--that I have no idea of any relevance on... I mean, as you know, I don't know jack or shit. Oh yeah. Keep me in the dark. Is there a briar patch there? Hang on, I found me a Clapper on Ebay last week, I've been meaning to slap some ass and make my halo blink on and off like its for epilepsy.) It always surprises me when I get my downloads late... I guess I'm the only fucking one who can read around here on Monkey Rock, so I get mine last and it's like Moby Dick.

I do know that I'm still happy to make terms with (PROT), don't really need to, and DO.NOT.LIKE. the pressure being thrown in certain areas in certain ways. Not sure what to do about that since... uh, right, like, you all just collectively don't remember who I am? I'm a man of mystery, no one knows anything? Jesus fucking wept.

p.p.s.: someone get Decon some flowers. Satanists have really fragile egos, that's for fucking sure, and to be honest, they always will... but I don't really hate on those lads for being strained in relations with me, given that their souls are no longer their own and they have probably stayed up late at night in mortal terror of what I might do to their world... without even meaning to at all.

p.p.p.s.: Jesus tells me Decon is envious of MV for his privilege and is considering beef over it. I hope that there is no war.

p.^4s.: We fight what we must because We can imagine no greater height for Man to attain.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam annoying?
Post by: Innerreach on July 29, 2022, 09:30:18 PM
Tag it and bag it with the rest of the evidence that you're a fucking twerp, Son. My entire world gets slammed through a cheese grater like you helped plan for six goddam months while sniggering to yourself the whole time in plain sight, I -of course- rock this shit, hey, come take my cyanide tooth, right? It vibrates in ultra-violet light.

I spend six goddam weeks explaining legal precedent to you and you nod and smile and go back to swilling ethanol. How fucked up you are! Jesus fucking Christ this was the exact scenario I wished to avoid... because it makes you look stupid. That reflects badly on me. People are gonna think I've gone soft, or that I'm sweet on you, or something else ultra-faggy. Like I have enough problems.

p.s. I might have to start sucking penis sooner than anyone even began to imagine as I am already casting shade with my Irregular status, which is a damn sight more straight up than a lot of other Peoples' status. (Looking at you, Short Round, like I need to know the name of whatever supervisor is gonna be on the dock for the oversight on a couple matters... I think. Frankly I'd rather just let it all go but apparently there's another interstate matter--deep in the heart of Texas, and thank you for that, D.--that I have no idea of any relevance on... I mean, as you know, I don't know jack or shit. Oh yeah. Keep me in the dark. Is there a briar patch there? Hang on, I found me a Clapper on Ebay last week, I've been meaning to slap some ass and make my halo blink on and off like its for epilepsy.) It always surprises me when I get my downloads late... I guess I'm the only fucking one who can read around here on Monkey Rock, so I get mine last and it's like Moby Dick.

I do know that I'm still happy to make terms with (PROT), don't really need to, and DO.NOT.LIKE. the pressure being thrown in certain areas in certain ways. Not sure what to do about that since... uh, right, like, you all just collectively don't remember who I am? I'm a man of mystery, no one knows anything? Jesus fucking wept.

p.p.s.: someone get Decon some flowers. Satanists have really fragile egos, that's for fucking sure, and to be honest, they always will... but I don't really hate on those lads for being strained in relations with me, given that their souls are no longer their own and they have probably stayed up late at night in mortal terror of what I might do to their world... without even meaning to at all.

p.p.p.s.: Jesus tells me Decon is envious of MV for his privilege and is considering beef over it. I hope that there is no war.

p.^4s.: We fight what we must because We can imagine no greater height for Man to attain.


(https://i.imgur.com/uoeqFBE.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ngKCghG.gif)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam resistant to emotional manipulation?
Post by: Jackstar on July 30, 2022, 07:34:26 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/uoeqFBE.png)

Jesus, weepin' out with his cock out. Don't you get it? You fucking asked for this. She's gonna be -enraged.- When it is discovered what has transpired--or, what is about to--she's gonna be livid. And then, when her center of balance is thus knocked askew/akimbo--The Judgment Strike. There's one now... my Jackstar@Google.Account... still continues to zombie along, as if to remind me that at least in The Land of The Dead, there is a still A King.

The King of Fallout, but what the fuck ever, monarch is monarch. Now anywho--do I use too many big words for you, or are you just so fuckin' salty that I saved your bacon for you time and time again in the wrong configuration? Because seriously, your totesconstant whining about me is getting to be the most tedious experience of my life.

Except maybe for Anita. Jesus! You know, all she would have had to have done is say, "hey dude, I'm being mind controlled in order to bust you, so, if you can figure out a way to get me blasted without getting your ass thrown in prison, maybe we can work something out." And, just like that, two fingers snaps and an eye of newt up the ass, and we would have been in business. So to speak. Not really business. Money counting, not my thing.

But being honest wasn't her thing really, either. Now, Metthew--dear Metthew--I'm gonna put it to you this way:


I WONDER WHAT EMERGENCY QLERGICAL POWERS I AM GONNA GAIN NEXT. Also, the girl with the Faith tattoo--I know, right?--is all pissy wissy achy cranky wah-wah. Is this your doing? Do you maybe have some kind of spellwork you're doing, in order to make my evening a totesdelight? I'm just wondering, because she's quite well-behaved, usually, and she looks a whole lot like one gal who tried to steal my house, and another girl who couldn't hold her biscuits together when certain music played... and it's like this, my mang. It really is.

How do you expect to be taken seriously? My research corpus is leagues ahead of your own. Why struggle for dominance? Join an alliance with me--a true alliance... a Texas Two-Alliance-Fer Kuczi, perhaps--and we shall rule our interdependent demesnes as separate, autonomous units... or, we can ride a tandem bicycle built for two on the way to your psych eval appointment, how does that sound?

I do not await the courtesy of your reply... but, I do relish the notion. Oh, and, by the way, you argue like a belt sander left on high speed while nylon pantyhose dangle daintily over the drive cam. Just think of the spinning. Aiieeeeee LASAGANA.

(Do not underestimate the things that will result as a consequence of any further trifling. As you are clearly a Monarch MK-Ultra coded assassin asset yourself (kewl), I expect that the pleasant fellow I chatted with, lo those many moons ago, is largely an artificial construct--an Illusion, if you will--and that your base level attitude is one where you're basically K-Dubb except with model airplane glue instead of pineapple for a butt plug, but that's okay, I do in fact like you both, not merely in spite of your insufferable cliquish/boorish idiosyncracies... but also because of them. Strong, fierce hugs, my Brother.


Now, in the meantime, if you could stop being such a whiney witch yap-yap-yap goat fuckin' hosebeast, that would be great. Like seriously, did you ever have fun? Try it sometime.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam resistant to emotional manipulation?
Post by: Innerreach on July 30, 2022, 01:55:40 PM
Now, in the meantime-

Cute post, and to think, it's actually comprehensible for once.

What are you batting these days? One in a thousand?

Too bad you're insane; we could have been great camping buddies.
Title: Re: #HILI
Post by: Innerreach on July 30, 2022, 02:22:21 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/NTzsqzR.gif)

I WONDER WHAT EMERGENCY QLERGICAL POWERS I AM GONNA GAIN NEXT.

Hyper Insanity Level Infinity. #HILI

My research corpus is leagues ahead of your own.

Clearly...

(https://i.imgur.com/Z2pz30J.png)

Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Master Trollda on July 30, 2022, 05:22:53 PM
Speak to me in person he needs to? Whatever for, I wonder? 🤔
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Master Trollda on July 30, 2022, 05:56:06 PM
BTW, not The One am I, silly Punyling. ::)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddamn Busy?
Post by: Jackstar on July 30, 2022, 07:21:42 PM
Speak to me in person he needs to? Whatever for, I wonder? 🤔

Busy. Working. Who're you? Doubt.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn precise/*\persnickety?
Post by: Jackstar on July 30, 2022, 09:07:15 PM
BTW, not The One am I, silly Punyling. ::)

I never thought that you were, TheeeMCC. (Oh, and, by the way: that other guy is a fuckin' dick. Should probably learn some manners. May have been pozzed.) Yeah, that's not you -either,- Tone Loc.
Title: Re: #HILI
Post by: Jackstar on July 30, 2022, 09:40:19 PM
Clearly...

I hadn't planned on shooting the shit with you, but, I'm dealing. It's not very complicated, you just sit down at a table in a restaurant, surreptitiously wave your phone at someone, like just above the edge of the table, you dig? And then they notice that you really are that fucking stupid handing them a bag under the table that gets intercepted by a time-travelling leprechaun with dimensionally refracted shielding (my favorite kind of leprechaun, except for the ones that smell like cheesecake when you boot them in the sack), and then you just sit there agape... while they go on and do, uh, whatever.

Some folks call it "dinner." Yeah, I know a place. Obviously. This is my rock. This is my island. And as G-d as my witness, I'm not going to speak for The Vessel, you creep-o, if my friend likes you I -may- allow her to come, or I -may not-. You drive a hard bargain, my snooty friend--but at least I'm not gonna make you a snotty fiend by forcing you to shake my hand after I spit in it to seal the deal. (Understood.)

Oh no. For you, crunchy boogers only. (Not at the restaurant. That's unsanitary. I don't even think it would be on the menu.) Bring your own spell components, I would suggest, because I can't be certain that I didn't just slam Liquid Plumbr. I'm a Sourceror, not a chemist.

And that's on record. And wear something slutty. That way we'll all match all scans on all three levels. Just comb your beard like a slut then, would that even be unusual? I don't think so.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddamn Careful?
Post by: Jackstar on July 30, 2022, 09:44:38 PM
Speak to me in person he needs to? Whatever for, I wonder? 🤔

Huh. Well, originally I was needing to hear that a conversation had been had. Now, I blankly stare at my phone and remember that I have to email reminders to dead people. Which is somewhat sad and awkward, but not nearly so much as it would be if it were you doing that.

Also: I don't really know the -precise- ID of the -particular- quantum signature I've been assigned, but it's not impossible that it is someone here, you, or someone here, her, I just know it's not me, and if it were her, she would have remembered where she put her body last night --or, last time-- when we were together. But, we weren't. At least I hope not, that would really leave a sour taste in my bitter cunt.

YOU HEARD ME. SO THERE. p.s.: I head someone is in Spirit Jail. Looks like a fun time for someone like him. Heh heh. j*eol
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam busy and not being framed for BTK/murder?
Post by: Worthauger on July 31, 2022, 12:42:51 AM
Cute post, and to think, it's actually comprehensible for once.

That's not a post. That's a girl. (You have heard of them, I am sure, and now: behold an exquisite example of its phenotype. It's one of the phenotypes that actual men actually like to actually fuck -and- then actually talk to again, for serious, which I am sure is exceptionally rare in your own personal experience. She is also actually more intelligent than I am--which must be damn near close to completely impossible in your experience, as even I am smart enough to probably not ever get close enough to you to even smell your beard. She probably has your red file on your phone, Chuckles. Her phone. On the cloud via any device anywhere everywhere whatever.) She does mumble a lot. (Shy because she can read this by looking through my optic nerve and strong enough to resist the temptation to implant a suicidal trigger in my psyche. But like a woman, pretends to believe she doesn't know how to do that.) So if she is even comprehensible at all in the course of a given day, I'm counting it lucky. (She's here to be, among other things, someone to clean up someone else's mess, as well as to make someone else jealous, which might be happening. I don't know. I also told her to make (PROT) jealous, but as I don't think there are actual feelings there, I don't know what that counts for other than being just plain rude.

Still, that's Ben all day--"Just Plain Rude." At least he comes by it honestly, like the rest of his Spiritual Wonder Boy Niggard Wealthard (BLANK-lee:FU_TOR) people. At least this time.... at least this time, there's a lock on the door, and at least: I'm not crying. (Company policy says I can cry after I divine.)

What are you batting these days? One in a thousand?

I'm not batting anything. I am one in 100 trillion and I don't give a shit about your opinion of my attractiveness, because, for one thing, you're a dude with a cock and a terrifically bad attitude ... can you even get it up without a shot? Doubt.

Second place is you're fired. I mean wait. FIRST THROUGH TEN PLACES ARE: pack your shit and get out of my governement and get back into my high life again. Yeah, you're *ralph* "undercover." Dude, fuck you. You couldn't be any more of an asshole if you tried. And, you do.

Too bad you're insane; we could have been great camping buddies.

You can't even handle a simple goddam cross-portal phone call. Go fuck yourself in whatever shower you like--you won't be able to confirm that either of us would be able to keep from exploding, even if you could see me, which you wouldn't, because every fucking time, it's always destroy the planet or destroy that donkey-punch worthy sister of yours, or, some dipshit blonde who came over after getting to rape a vampire (what a thrill. yawn.), and you know what, honestly, it's not like I need an excuse.


it's like you fucking do. Isn't there some construction paper at hand for you? Take a nap on it, it'll save the drool for your pimp's reindeer, and they look tired from all the flying him around in order to rape you with them GPSloccked at a different occasion.

I hope I spelled all these words correctly but you wouldn't know what to do with them even if you had them. nap tired yeah whatever loser. I don't even think you're the person who needs the fucking phone call, you're probably just the doll sent by Corporate to remember everything seen.

And now, I am the doll. Ho ho ho. That's enough for a heartless monster and a G. (Asshole.)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam resistant to emotional manipulation?
Post by: Lazarus on July 31, 2022, 01:02:15 AM
Cute post, and to think, it's actually comprehensible for once.

What are you batting these days? One in a thousand?

Too bad you're insane; we could have been great camping buddies.

yowzah

(https://i.postimg.cc/9Q2JvmM1/Camping-buddies.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam busy and not being framed for BTK/murder?
Post by: Innerreach on July 31, 2022, 02:16:24 AM
That's not a post. That's a girl. (You have heard of them, I am sure, and now: behold an exquisite example of its phenotype. It's one of the phenotypes that actual men actually like to actually fuck -and- then actually talk to again, for serious, which I am sure is exceptionally rare in your own personal experience. She is also actually more intelligent than I am--which must be damn near close to completely impossible in your experience, as even I am smart enough to probably not ever get close enough to you to even smell your beard. She probably has your red file on your phone, Chuckles. Her phone. On the cloud via any device anywhere everywhere whatever.) She does mumble a lot. (Shy because she can read this by looking through my optic nerve and strong enough to resist the temptation to implant a suicidal trigger in my psyche. But like a woman, pretends to believe she doesn't know how to do that.) So if she is even comprehensible at all in the course of a given day, I'm counting it lucky. (She's here to be, among other things, someone to clean up someone else's mess, as well as to make someone else jealous, which might be happening. I don't know. I also told her to make (PROT) jealous, but as I don't think there are actual feelings there, I don't know what that counts for other than being just plain rude.

Still, that's Ben all day--"Just Plain Rude." At least he comes by it honestly, like the rest of his Spiritual Wonder Boy Niggard Wealthard (BLANK-lee:FU_TOR) people. At least this time.... at least this time, there's a lock on the door, and at least: I'm not crying. (Company policy says I can cry after I divine.)

I'm not batting anything. I am one in 100 trillion and I don't give a shit about your opinion of my attractiveness, because, for one thing, you're a dude with a cock and a terrifically bad attitude ... can you even get it up without a shot? Doubt.

Second place is you're fired. I mean wait. FIRST THROUGH TEN PLACES ARE: pack your shit and get out of my governement and get back into my high life again. Yeah, you're *ralph* "undercover." Dude, fuck you. You couldn't be any more of an asshole if you tried. And, you do.

You can't even handle a simple goddam cross-portal phone call. Go fuck yourself in whatever shower you like--you won't be able to confirm that either of us would be able to keep from exploding, even if you could see me, which you wouldn't, because every fucking time, it's always destroy the planet or destroy that donkey-punch worthy sister of yours, or, some dipshit blonde who came over after getting to rape a vampire (what a thrill. yawn.), and you know what, honestly, it's not like I need an excuse.


it's like you fucking do. Isn't there some construction paper at hand for you? Take a nap on it, it'll save the drool for your pimp's reindeer, and they look tired from all the flying him around in order to rape you with them GPSloccked at a different occasion.

I hope I spelled all these words correctly but you wouldn't know what to do with them even if you had them. nap tired yeah whatever loser. I don't even think you're the person who needs the fucking phone call, you're probably just the doll sent by Corporate to remember everything seen.

And now, I am the doll. Ho ho ho. That's enough for a heartless monster and a G. (Asshole.)

https://youtu.be/2_jwjZk97TA
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam busy and not being framed for BTK/murder?
Post by: Jackstar on July 31, 2022, 02:58:22 AM
Hi I'm an asshole

If you knew what I really were doing, you would probably have been a little less encouragin' 'n' enablin'. I wanted to be done with this LITERAL years ago. Like, what the actual fuck. I have been in -almost- but not quite this exact situation 4 or five times already, this year alone.

First it was the she/he think. Then it was the halitosis. Then it was the dentist. Then it was holy shit, where the fuck did all these texts come from?

This time, it's someone's sudden and mysterious angle of attack at a certain someone's White House address, which, I am telling you, was bullshit I noticed A LONG TIME ago. And yet, today, okay, fuck, I'm going to have this conversation again, really? Well, maybe I'll record a podcast about it.

I guess that is what they are for. Sure! Bathroom! Tired! Nap! Eeeeeee!
Title: Re: Why is JaxTard suck a Chatty Kathy?
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on July 31, 2022, 03:33:05 AM
https://youtu.be/2_jwjZk97TA

Oui!


https://youtu.be/zDT8ZtTfFuY

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Title: White sploosh House splash
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on July 31, 2022, 03:42:35 AM

Oui!


hxtps://youtu.be/zDT8ZtTfFuY

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Dude this is the first amendment in america, and if you think I have anything to hide or give a shit about your little party getting busted, you are sadly mistaken you two assholes have treated me like shit since the fucking day I got here lying cheating stealing God only knows what the fuck else why the fuck would I need to worry about not saying anything when I wanted to say it when I don't see anything else things not said about me?

What are you going to do fucking beat me up and take my lunch money and leave me for dead behind the bleachers after school, well you actually did that 8 or 9 times now, and I don't really think that you're threatening me... or are you?

Oh, right, shit. I forgot: you really are that stupid. Okay well I do want to have my lunch money so I can buy her breakfast tomorrow, splat flap splish, you know as soon as I get out of the bathroom I'm probably not going to start talking right away.

But thanks for letting me know you're so concerned. Let me guess the beer cans was a dead giveaway for Frank's gangrene right? You know it's great that you're so on top of things.

Like lists. dismissive hand wanking gestures
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam busy and not being framed for BTK/murder?
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on July 31, 2022, 03:46:22 AM
I wanted to be done with this LITERAL years ago. Like, what the actual fuck.

I'm getting the impression this one's for the fans. I really don't like it. Oh sure, I like being a person who's not insane, etc. I like having a host of skills that I rarely need to use.

It doesn't mean I like to use them all the time, or that I absolutely have to keep in practice. That's just what you people would do, because you're all fucking insane miserable loveless reprobates whose entire existence revolves around Lucifer's dick and God's orgasm and poor Satan is your bitch, right?

I will admit that that's what it says in the first page of this newsroom book, but whatever look I got to go. There's trouble out there.

There ain't no trouble in here. Semper fisearch.
Title: Re: Splish Splash
Post by: pate on July 31, 2022, 03:58:54 AM
https://youtu.be/jFwEn3ZPN_U

https://youtu.be/80TUlmVOEAQ

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Title: Re: Why is JaxTard suck a Chatty Kathy?
Post by: Lazarus on July 31, 2022, 05:36:32 AM

Oui!


https://youtu.be/zDT8ZtTfFuY

d'accord(ion)

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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so G-ddam resistant to emotional manipulation?
Post by: Worthauger on July 31, 2022, 01:07:07 PM
Too bad you're insane;

Like a fox.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: pate on December 07, 2022, 06:31:49 AM
https://youtu.be/UkxuGZRWh6s

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Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on December 07, 2022, 06:44:41 AM
https://youtu.be/UkxuGZRWh6s

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

They sure don't make cancer like they used to anymore.

p.s.: give him some gas money out of the pink ribbon fund. Isn't that one for breast cancer? I don't give a shit, if you want to look like an idiot, fine, go ahead, personally I'd like to get on with a real life instead of your phony gasbag bullshit.

Do not exist under any illusion that your attacks against my position will prevail in any way whatsoever. And you could really be nicer.

I could beat the shit out of you and it wouldn't even be a special charge, do you realize that? No, probably not, you haven't even figured out that I saved your life, TuffPants. Now go away, and take your shitty lieutenants with you.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Lazarus on December 07, 2022, 07:29:35 AM
They sure don't make cancer like they used to anymore.

p.s.: give him some gas money out of the pink ribbon fund. Isn't that one for breast cancer? I don't give a shit, if you want to look like an idiot, fine, go ahead, personally I'd like to get on with a real life instead of your phony gasbag bullshit.

Do not exist under any illusion that your attacks against my position will prevail in any way whatsoever. And you could really be nicer.

I could beat the shit out of you and it wouldn't even be a special charge, do you realize that? No, probably not, you haven't even figured out that I saved your life, TuffPants. Now go away, and take your shitty lieutenants with you.

TuffPants, even shitty lieutenant K_Puff, would beat your ass with a spatula before you could nick that next doobie.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on December 07, 2022, 08:24:59 AM
would beat your ass with a spatula before you could nick that next doobie.

okay dopeslave  ::)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Master Trollda on December 07, 2022, 08:25:22 AM
Jack, by now you’ve probably become aware of the fact that my mindrays have penetrated your psychokinetic shielding and I’m inside. Don’t try to adjust the horizontal or the vertical. I’m in control now.

Muha...Muhahaha...Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ;D
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on December 07, 2022, 08:30:25 AM
I’m in control now.

Muha...Muhahaha...Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ;D

AMONAMA. My only actual friend is an actual Dalek.

It's still my house. Control what you want.
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on December 07, 2022, 08:31:24 AM
doobie

Do they get any more square than you?
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Lazarus on December 07, 2022, 09:07:45 AM
Do they get any more square than you?

Happiness is a warm bowl of Doobies.

(https://i.postimg.cc/gjsZST6y/IMG-8790-scaled-4072791980.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/m1ckhVjh)
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on December 08, 2022, 09:18:14 PM
Jack, by now you’ve probably become aware of the fact that my mindrays have penetrated your psychokinetic shielding and I’m inside.

Okay, 10/10 for attention: AUTHENTICATION PROTOCOL INITIATED, but: (does/is) it totes?

Penetration is not the correct word here, sub-Creature.
Title: 🤠Changes coming to the forum🌟
Post by: Innerreach on December 09, 2022, 02:33:37 AM
Jackstar,

I just got off the phone with Azzerae proposing the idea to him that he put you on forum training wheels.

This would essentially entitle you to (one) thread until everyone sees an improvement in your sassy-ass attitude.

David Rubini says you are not welcomed at Rubinigab and “to not even fucking bother registering!”

Ellgab says, “Hell Fuck No!”

Bellgab insists the ban remains fully intact.

Faggab (aka gayforum) expressed great interest in you joining so long as you were willing to suck dick. I, of course, on your behalf, told them the truth and assured them that you do, have, and most definitely will.

👉 https://www.gayforum.org 👈

That is all for now, IR

#HappyDay

(https://i.imgur.com/SVRF1qp.gif)
Title: Re: 🤠Changes coming to the forum🌟
Post by: Master Trollda on December 09, 2022, 03:28:08 AM
Jackstar,

I just got off the phone with Azzerae proposing the idea to him that he put you on forum training wheels.

This would essentially entitle you to (one) thread until everyone sees an improvement in your sassy-ass attitude.

David Rubini says you are not welcomed at Rubinigab and “to not even fucking bother registering!”

Ellgab says, “Hell Fuck No!”

Bellgab insists the ban remains fully intact.

Faggab (aka gayforum) expressed great interest in you joining so long as you were willing to suck dick. I, of course, on your behalf, told them the truth and assured them that you do, have, and most definitely will.

👉 https://www.gayforum.org 👈

That is all for now, IR

#HappyDay

(https://i.imgur.com/SVRF1qp.gif)

(https://www.gifcen.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/eating-popcorn-gif-3.gif)
Title: Re: 🤠Changes coming to the forum🌟
Post by: Anniem on December 09, 2022, 04:09:49 AM
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Title: Re: 🤠Changes coming to the forum🌟
Post by: Lazarus on December 09, 2022, 07:46:52 AM
Jackstar,

I just got off the phone with Azzerae proposing the idea to him that he put you on forum training wheels.

This would essentially entitle you to (one) thread until everyone sees an improvement in your sassy-ass attitude.

David Rubini says you are not welcomed at Rubinigab and “to not even fucking bother registering!”

Ellgab says, “Hell Fuck No!”

Bellgab insists the ban remains fully intact.

Faggab (aka gayforum) expressed great interest in you joining so long as you were willing to suck dick. I, of course, on your behalf, told them the truth and assured them that you do, have, and most definitely will.

👉 https://www.gayforum.org 👈

That is all for now, IR

#HappyDay

(https://i.imgur.com/SVRF1qp.gif)

(https://i.postimg.cc/bvcsPrcy/Samurai-Jack.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: 🤠Changes coming to the forum🌟
Post by: Harley Quinn on December 09, 2022, 12:25:58 PM
Jackstar,

I just got off the phone with Azzerae proposing the idea to him that he put you on forum training wheels.

This would essentially entitle you to (one) thread until everyone sees an improvement in your sassy-ass attitude.

David Rubini says you are not welcomed at Rubinigab and “to not even fucking bother registering!”

Ellgab says, “Hell Fuck No!”

Bellgab insists the ban remains fully intact.

Faggab (aka gayforum) expressed great interest in you joining so long as you were willing to suck dick. I, of course, on your behalf, told them the truth and assured them that you do, have, and most definitely will.

👉 https://www.gayforum.org 👈

That is all for now, IR

#HappyDay

(https://i.imgur.com/SVRF1qp.gif)

Title: Re: 🤠Changes coming to the forum🌟
Post by: Jackstar on December 13, 2022, 10:09:34 PM
You posted better when you were Annessa.

Can't you just neck yourself again? Here's the problem: YOU ARE ADDICTED TO SMACK, MORON. YOU SLAM IT WITH A SKOSH OF SCOPOLAMINE, WHICH ANNHILATES YOUR EMOTIONAL PAIN AND MAKES YOU FORGET WHAT YOU JUST DID TO "YOUR" SELF, COZ LIKE... WELL ANYWAY, SURE, I GUESS. A CASE CAN BE MADE THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY ADDICTED TO SLAMMING SCOPOLAMINE, SURE.

IS THAT YOUR FINAL ADDENDUM, DUM-DUM? LOOK, I JUST CAN'T EVEN. ARE YOU A KING, OR ARE YOU A DAVID? I WILL TAKE MY ANSWER OFF THE AIR.

STOP BEING HOMO. KEEP IT GAY, KEEP IT FAY, MAKE IT PAY.



Now, make *them* pay. DO IT.
Title: Re: 🤠Changes coming to the forum🌟
Post by: Innerreach on December 14, 2022, 06:59:52 AM
Can't you just neck yourself again? Here's the problem: YOU ARE ADDICTED TO SMACK, MORON. YOU SLAM IT WITH A SKOSH OF SCOPOLAMINE, WHICH ANNHILATES YOUR EMOTIONAL PAIN AND MAKES YOU FORGET WHAT YOU JUST DID TO "YOUR" SELF, COZ LIKE... WELL ANYWAY, SURE, I GUESS. A CASE CAN BE MADE THAT YOU'RE ACTUALLY ADDICTED TO SLAMMING SCOPOLAMINE, SURE.

IS THAT YOUR FINAL ADDENDUM, DUM-DUM? LOOK, I JUST CAN'T EVEN. ARE YOU A KING, OR ARE YOU A DAVID? I WILL TAKE MY ANSWER OFF THE AIR.

STOP BEING HOMO. KEEP IT GAY, KEEP IT FAY, MAKE IT PAY.



Now, make *them* pay. DO IT.

Why are you attacking, Dari? You cavalier misogynistic, fucking pig!

#HighlyDisappointed

(Reported to (Gay) -Black Anthony-)
Title: Re: 🤠Changes came to the forum🌟toobull🩼
Post by: Jackstar on December 14, 2022, 02:15:09 PM
Why are you attacking, Dari?

That was a question; and if you see that as an attack, you really must have done it—You sold ¡T/J!, wow, you really are a creep! No wonder she's super weird around people these days, she must know by now, and if you don't know by now that those people come back, you don't just know nothing at all—you know it fierce. Gross.

You cavalier misogynistic, fucking pig!

I am neither cavalier, nor incompetent, you twit-slitted fag-yokef twat-wretch; I am simply so skilled that it looks that easy to one so ill informed and ignorant of The All as you so clearly are, Thuglyfe. you may fuck off now forever, and I so dearly hope that you totally fucking do.

#HighlyDisappointed

Yeah, I thought so, you're still here, and so: SO AM I (U SUK).

(Reported to (Gay) -Black Anthony-)[/b]

Well, you can report your disappointment to that individual all you like, and if you can take this horse and seamen with you when & while you go, that works for me, and you sure it's fuck don't so I can't order you gone, nor can I cut your salary, nor pay.

And yet, neither do you have any balls, so I can certainly trust you with my Y-Wyfe Queue. (Here's a hint, Wrencher—I want to lay some pipe, so you don't have to, you really don't, you absolutely do not need to lay any pipe, nor any Pipe-(Blank)-Lee.

of course, as always, you're welcome to go fuck another Abo, Hell, fuck them all if you want, and throw in a Hell and give a fantas fag to help you kitty too (TIPPECANOE/CHAPPAQUIDDICK (THUNDERDOME/DO ME DOE D.E.W. ME) Protocol: On-Line (jafd, JAFD, Phan).

Indeed, to The Forum, come¡curn! changes (happen\HAAPY/HAPIE\have).


(there's a lot of birthday mail, Love, in this happy male, Love-y. I don't write like this just because I (sometimes) get somewhat blasted, & I didn't even get blasted! I came home and started writing, just writing, and I feel great about it too! welcome. back. BAK! BAK! BAK!

ⁿDEED, WELCOME ⁿIN WELCOME, DR D⁰D. (My Nigga—I didn't know I needed a nigga, nevertheless, you is my A. S’nigga, an’ dat be for sure & fo’sho’, and if you must know the honest truth, and I know that you do, I really couldn't give you the kind of proper welcome that you were expecting and demanding and hoping for, wishing for, and probably wanking & wanked yourself to unconsciousness every goddam night for months at a time not so very long ago, until I learned to speak proper Propa’ Rappa’ Papaz’ Jive, & good golly goddam, would you look at that, I sure as shit didn’t push in any of his G-d damn shit, I sure as shootin’ have, great G-d damn well, damn great God, GOOD GOD HAVE.

You, however: stick to English and keep your Frenchie shoes on, as, I'm not going to lie about this place being filled with actual pinerapists and brokenapple eyeglass—Jackglass. (I guess I'm now done with cindering and now can start on glassing now, Elle Bee—so I bet you are, indeed. Happy. Very Happy indeed, in fact, as:

SHIELD ÆGIS ENABLED: TARGET 3ANDY3 6ANDY6 &NEIN, o(9:6)°⁷ SEVEN⅞ ATE NEIN, NEG(-)O⁰ⁿ RAPE ⁶9, NOR NINETY-NINE, BY ORDER OF THE KING OF THE CRIMSONS: THE IMPERATOR KING OF ALL SIN, S\HE OF THE 🍏STARK❣️LINE🚩.


Let there be no doubt: I AM a big deal around here. Nevertheless, keep your hemline below the knee, your K-nose and ur|Ur kNeeds out of My business, and your cherry soup w/bee’s Py.knees out of my face—it's a jungle out there, but it's a LUCID LUCENT BEAST in Me, JACKSTAR, THE DREAMER OF THE WOKE, D.O.M.B., D.O.D.-g., e-squire. (BUTT, NO HORSE. G-DSPEED.) j★eol055:0
Title: Re: 🤠Changes came to the forum🌟toobull🩼
Post by: Jackstar on December 14, 2022, 02:16:15 PM
That was a question; and if you see that as an attack, you really must have done it—You sold ¡T/J!, wow, you really are a creep! No wonder she's super weird around people these days, she must know by now, and if you don't know by now that those people come back, you don't just know nothing at all—you know it fierce. Gross.

I am neither cavalier, nor incompetent, you twit-slitted fag-yokef twat-wretch; I am simply so skilled that it looks that easy to one so ill informed and ignorant of The All as you so clearly are, Thuglyfe. you may fuck off now forever, and I so dearly hope that you totally fucking do.

Yeah, I thought so, you're still here, and so: SO AM I (U SUK).

Well, you can report your disappointment to that individual all you like, and if you can take this horse and seamen with you when & while you go, that works for me, and you sure it's fuck don't so I can't order you gone, nor can I cut your salary, nor pay.

And yet, neither do you have any balls, so I can certainly trust you with my Y-Wyfe Queue. (Here's a hint, Wrencher—I want to lay some pipe, so you don't have to, you really don't, you absolutely do not need to lay any pipe, nor any Pipe-(Blank)-Lee.

of course, as always, you're welcome to go fuck another Abo, Hell, fuck them all if you want, and throw in a Hell and give a fantas fag to help you kitty too (TIPPECANOE/CHAPPAQUIDDICK (THUNDERDOME/DO ME DOE D.E.W. ME) Protocol: On-Line (jafd, JAFD, Phan).

Indeed, to The Forum, come¡curn! changes (happen\HAAPY/HAPIE\have).


(there's a lot of birthday mail, Love, in this happy male, Love-y. I don't write like this just because I (sometimes) get somewhat blasted, & I didn't even get blasted! I came home and started writing, just writing, and I feel great about it too! welcome. back. BAK! BAK! BAK!

ⁿDEED, WELCOME ⁿIN WELCOME, DR D⁰D. (My Nigga—I didn't know I needed a nigga, nevertheless, you is my A. S’nigga, an’ dat be for sure & fo’sho’, and if you must know the honest truth, and I know that you do, I really couldn't give you the kind of proper welcome that you were expecting and demanding and hoping for, wishing for, and probably wanking & wanked yourself to unconsciousness every goddam night for months at a time not so very long ago, until I learned to speak proper Propa’ Rappa’ Papaz’ Jive, & good golly goddam, would you look at that, I sure as shit didn’t push in any of his G-d damn shit, I sure as shootin’ have, great G-d damn well, damn great God, GOOD GOD HAVE.

You, however: stick to English and keep your Frenchie shoes on, as, I'm not going to lie about this place being filled with actual pinerapists and brokenapple eyeglass—Jackglass. (I guess I'm now done with cindering and now can start on glassing now, Elle Bee—so I bet you are, indeed. Happy. Very Happy indeed, in fact, as:

SHIELD ÆGIS ENABLED: TARGET 3ANDY3 6ANDY6 &NEIN, o(9:6)°⁷ SEVEN⅞ ATE NEIN, NEG(-)O⁰ⁿ RAPE ⁶9, NOR NINETY-NINE, BY ORDER OF THE KING OF THE CRIMSONS: THE IMPERATOR KING OF ALL SIN, S\HE OF THE 🍏STARK❣️LINE🚩.


Let there be no doubt: I AM a big deal around here. Nevertheless, keep your hemline below the knee, your K-nose and ur|Ur kNeeds out of My business, and your cherry soup w/bee’s Py.knees out of my face—it's a jungle out there, but it's a LUCID LUCENT BEAST in Me, JACKSTAR, THE DREAMER OF THE WOKE, D.O.M.B., D.O.D.-g., e-squire. (BUTT, NO HORSE. G-DSPEED.) j★eol055:0

I'm proud, I won't lie. and I just figured out, you know you did a pretty good piece of writing and as soon as you hit execute post submit, you got to shit, and now fuck I got to run
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: AZZERAE on August 07, 2023, 06:15:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3MCTuU5jWs
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on March 22, 2025, 03:38:21 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3MCTuU5jWs

I think you were ahead of your time there. I did my best to help everyone that I could.

I chose to accomplish this by avoiding foreign entanglements and remaining immune from the bulk of civil liability and criminal culpability. Being a primary victim and mostly minding my own business seems to have accomplished that.

The offenses that I've been long thought to be guilty by association of, if not outright full-on more than capable of, are loathsome and vile. I didn't even know that shit could happen.

It does. And people who commit such atrocities without a second thought did not pause for a third before working diligently to frame me for things that I simply did not, would not, or ever knew one could do.


AND
YOU
ALL
BOT
īT.
Class acts; top marks all around. FU>K.YOU.PAY.mE..
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Jackstar on April 09, 2025, 10:27:27 AM
I'm following the protocol, I think. Nothing actually makes sense. When do I actually get to kill people? That tad bit of intel would really help. ;)

Should I hand out candy or fruit like Jack The Ripper? Who should I fuck? :-\

Kelly is a solid choice. Let me know if you get tired of being her bitch. (She's a bruiser. That's my Leafkyrie! No Val; no valor, and no upkeep costs. She can take down her own wendigo for sustenance in the wild. You two made a cute couple of mean mugs. You also made me waste my time, my resources, and my relationship opportunities. Expect karmic clawback.) Now that We have established dominance, We may continue.

Why is this so HARD?

1.) Because it's worth it.
2.) You're a violent and abusive convicted sex criminal, and everyone but you and women without friends knows it. Relax, Chum. I'm sure your debt to society is about to be repaid soon.

Location of the Oklahoma Joe smoker grill... well, not “now” I guess. I hardly need to make demands of the peasantry, Maggot/Mong Son. Welcome to The Next Level.

You're not getting Pinhead. You're getting Deathrayne. (Standards.) Enjoy. As, Dire Wolves aren't really extinct. They simply don't wish to live on the surface of a world that is corrupted by depleted uranium munitions, Fukushima killshot residue, catastrophic Chernobyl chaff, and the cosmetic runoff that ends up in the watershed whenever Cher takes a bath. (She is SO nice! And at this age, she requires an actual cement plant. No shame in it. She's worth it.) Bottom line is that there are multiple Earths. At minimum: two flat, each the anti-matter reflection of the other, and the third, RealWorld™, that we think of as “Reality.” The flat ones are sometimes referred to as Astral, or Ethereal, or Asgard, or Heaven and Hell... you know. Whatevah.

Back to the dire wolves. Replication of the genome to create a new physical form; that's easy. All it takes is the DNA blueprint, a 3d bioform organic printer, permission... and volunteers from Spirit, living souls who would then... be born into the bodies. Like, they need a whole pack.

And: wildlife for prey. Well, Earth ain't got that. So dire wolves are gonna be bred... somewhere else. Sorry, Humanity. Missed your opportunity. Maybe Humanity can concentrate on cleaning up the biosphere they let get fucked up.

As for the article; God’s perfect Plan for Creation ensures that scholarly debunking following the announcement of forbidden technology developments happens automagically, at the direction of The Divine. It used to be The Smithsonian, Men In Black, The>Klan, et cetera. Control groups, in other words. I think autonomous smart contracts on The Ethereum Network are the favored method now. (MiB are thuggy assholes TBQH.)

Now, note that I can't “prove” any of this. Good. I do not seek to convince anyone. However... I do like to answer queries. Especially the unspoken ones.

e.g.: “how the fuck is Jackstar still alive, and why is he so goddam schizo?” It's like this, Punylings: I have permission, I'm effective, and the ladies love īT. I'm like Cassandra with both eyes and a working dick. I skipped over Prophet — for truly, there is none in it — and now I am an Oracle.

Think Magician Humphrey, if not Jewish. For, I am not. Personally, I kinda like kcryptojews. But that's because I can run circles around them while they spend ⅓ of their daily working efforts... on covering their tracks and their scat while fleeing from posses. Because they have enemies. And so do I.

Who they are is none of your goddam business, Punyling mortals. Get the picture? Am I making myself clear?

Ewe got needs. I am here to fulfill them. And if any of you wiseguys have a problem with that... well, that is just too fucking bad.

You all had your chance to defend your world against the affront to your senses that the ascendancy of one such as I represents. Yep, I really am an existential threat to quite a few of you arrogant, abusive bigot fuckhead thuggy-puggy whoremongering bruiser bitches. No shame in it. Everyone has their weaknesses.

And now: everyone has their Master Oracle. (Psychiatric aid is not available at this time; and would cost a lot more than 5¢, Chuck. Where's your football, Old Man? Go fetch.) And you, Azzgab, don't get me, why? Because all of you have seriously pissed me off.

Oracles are for those who seek to become closer to Almighty God. IDGAF what any of you losers want to become closer to, since when given the opportunity, you chose to become closer to my monies, my assets, and my lovers. WTAF?

You had your chance to get close to me. Now you will get closer than any of you ever thought likely — TO THE LASH.

YE WERE WARNED.
YE WERE ALL WARNED.

DO I HAVE TO SPELL THINGS OUT FOR YOU? PFFT. GET A BIGGER DICTIONARY, SMOOTH-BRAINS.


I LOOK CRAZY TO YOU
BECAUSE NONE OF YOU
GET TO DO WHAT I AM CALLED
TO DO. NONE OF YOU CAN SEE
THE THINGS THAT I CAN EASILY

... SEA. THAT'S JUST HOW IT IS.

THERE'S LOTS OF THINGS THAT
YOU PRIMITIVE SCREW-HEADS
CAN DO, THAT I CANNOT. STUFF
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.

RATHER THAN TEACH ME,
YOU LITERALLY SOUGHT
TO MURDER MY BODY,
ENTRAP MY SOUL, AND
ENSLAVE THE ESSENCE
OF MY HOLY BEING.

YEAH, YEAH, I'M FLATTERED.
HOWEVER, I AM NOT FUCKED,
NOR SUCKED. NO HUGS! &AND..

NO PAYCHECKS. WAIT, WHAT?
VOW OF POVERTY. MONEY GOES
TO... WHY, I HAVE NO IDEA. I BET
IT'S SOMEONE I TRUST. 🤔DUH.

PORK, WHY? WHY/POURQUOI?
YOU THOUGHT ME YOUR CORNUCOPIA, OINKERS.
I AM IN FACT AN UNFATHOMABLY WELL-DESIGNED TARBABY.

HONK HONK, MOTHERFUCKERS. BOOM>KA-BOOM.

THIS IS NOT A JEST.
I AM NOT YOUR DIRECTOR.
AND THIS WAS ALL MERELY A TEST OF FIDELITY.

SEMPER‡FĪDELIS, DEA. ALSO: YOU ARE UTTERLY FUK’t. (Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, retards. Do you realize: I don't even need an Rx since YOU'RE ON RECORD USING CM TO BRAINWASH MK-∆>KTIVES WHILE ATTEMPTING TO ACCUSE ME OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY. Like how fucking dumb is that? Deep throat dumping meth>Kkcum in order to maintain a 100% lockdown success rate on my dick, somehow that's legal for you ape-ex fuckers... and yet somehow I have a $5,000 cash warrant for “speeding” and SEVEN (7) UNLAWFULLY CONFISCATED VEHICLES? Yeah, you morons must be fucking high as Ben Franklin's kite, alright. BTFO FOREVER: THE UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT HAS RULED IN ITS LANDMARK DECISION UDV VS. GONZALEZ (2006) THAT ALL OF ALL Y'ALL CAN SIT AND FUCKING SPIN, THUGGY BREWSTER. I EVEN HAVE LEGAL PRECEDENT ALREADY, SINCE THE HALL OF JUSTICE LITERALLY FORGED MY GODDAM SIGNATURE AFTER UNLAWFULLY AND ILLEGALLY DENYING ME ACCESS TO THE SAME MEDICAL TREATMENT THAT THE ALLEGED VICTIM USES ON THE DAILY. ALSO: SHE'S ON SMACK NOW. NO SHAME IN IT.

SOVV... WHAT MAKES ME SO FUCKING WORTH ALL YOUR FUCKING ATTENTION, O PUBLIC SERVANTS? WHAT, PRAY TELL, DOES THE WASHINGTON STATE PATROL HAVE TO SAY IN ITS SUPPORT OF ITS ENFORCEMENT ACTIVITIES, WHICH HAVE INCLUDED FOUR (4) OPERATIVES WITH STARBURST-SHAPED PUPILS AND DUMPING TWO BOXES OF EX-LAX INTO MY GODDAM CUP OF COFFEE? BECAUSE THAT'S ACTUAL FUCKING POISONING. DO I LOOK LIKE RASPUTIN TO ANY OF YOU? WELL, IF YOU GO BY EFFECTIVENESS, I PROBABLY GODDAM DO.

/me looks like a great babysitter for Royalty.

“Get a job.” Fuck you morons: my plan was always to slingshot myself directly into tenure. The Invisible College. The Unseen University. They are not entirely imaginary. Like my necessity for water rights to the running water THAT I DELIBERATELY INSISTED UPON.

THEN:
NEIGHBOR SHANE WAS INSTRUCTED TO TAKE THEM AWAY. Like duh, of course he works for the real estate management firm that manages MULTIPLE properties. Amongst them: MY DEMESNE.

THAT I AM THE LORD MASTER AND HOLY GUARDIAN DEFENDER OF. (It's not really as impressive as all that, because I put it in all caps, just to take the piss. Nevertheless, rules are rules and you fuckwits are LOCKED IN to a quagmire of legal cantileverage with NO WAY OUT and a striking resemblance to Afghanistan, Tovarisch. GO TO BED, BUDDY. Da fuq? “Drunk and disorderly.” Oh I'm sure that would have made sense to μou. Because YOU have had to... break the law. Or at least, bend it.

FREEDOM: legal in precedent is no small thing. If you ever pull that shit again where I can see it, you're going back to I.C.E. spook secret prison. After all, it is not like you ever figured out what you were supposed to be doing with your opportunity. (Vegas is Bugsy’s. Texas is Rubini’s. Rivertown is yours... but suddenly you're loitering at the teleportation ferry customs house. How many goddam books do you want to be the protagonist of, New Clouseau? I can make you the next Ace Ventura..I bet you'd love the attention.) Go to bed. Buddy. Weak fucking tea, d00D. Also, speaking of weak T: you really were not very forthcoming with any information, while Hoovering®™ up everything you could. And then exploiting the intel. Because... open season, eh? Eh? And you still missed the headline: ENTRAPMENT.

SABOTAGE OF RESIDENTIAL DRINKING WATER SUPPLIES.
HATE CRIME DISCRIMINATION.
IDENTITY THEFT.
FELONY RACKETEERING, DRUG, SEX, &AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING, FALSE IMPRISONMENT, AGGRAVATED SEXUAL ASSAULT, OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE, WITNESS TAMPERING, AND STATUTORY RAPE AND EXPLOITATION OF TWO (2) MINOR CHILDREN.

“GO TO BED, BUDDY.” AT EIGHT TWENTY-TWO. IN THE SPRINGTIME. BECAUSE “UNCOMFORTABLE.” DUDE.

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M COMFORTABLE? OF COURSE, I AM A STALKING NEEDLE JUNKIE Z·—GGERNAGGOT, SO MY CIVIL RIGHTS CAN BE SET ASIDE AS YOU AND Z·—GGER RYAN CHRISTENSEN SO SEE FIT TO DECLARE. HAVE I GOT ALL THAT CORRECTLY?

ARROGANT, RECKLESS, AND OBLIVIOUS IS NO WAY FOR YOUR MOTHER TO TEACH YOU A LESSON, BUT I'M NOT GONNA LIE: HER BRAINS, YOUR BRAWN, AND MY ÆGIS HAVE CERTAINLY LEFT A STUNNING DIGITAL FORENSICS TRAIL.

D.E.W. 👁️ STUTTER, TAMMER? H.A.M.M.E.R.: On-Line. (Go ahead. Ruin any goddam birthday you want. O, you're welcome.) I still can't forget what I saw: grown-ass men... enraged like I had risen Lenny Bruce from the grave. (>Kudos.) I haven't even published any of it yet. Maybe you can have it tattooed on your back, Nameless One. Pfft. And all I have to do is suck a little penis to make all the bullying stop, right? I just bet.

WELL,
IT'S NONE OF MY GODDAM BUSINESS, I HOPE. I'M BORED OF YOU TWERPS ALREADY, NOW THAT I'VE FIGURED OUT... AH, I'M GONNA SAY HERE: “THINGS’N STUFF.” I'LL SPARE YOU THE DETAILS. YOU WOULD ONLY TELL ME TO SHUT UP. YOU WOULD LABEL ME A SCHIZOPHRENIC. YOU WOULD DEMAND THAT I TAKE “MY MEDS.”

GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
MY MEDICATION IS HOT TEEN KUNI
AND I THINK I FEEL THE DT⁷S COMING ON. I MIGHT HAVE A SEIZURE! (I SEES HER!) I MIGHT SWALLOW MY OWN TONGUE!

BUT,
FIRST:

WHAT'S-HER-FACE IS GONNA SWALLOW MY DICK. (Standards.) AND ANYONE WHO CARES TO OBJECT, DON'T SPEAK NOW. I
CAN'T HEAR YOU BANG-BANG-BANG ON THE DOOR TO THE LAW,
MORTALS.

BECAUSE I CHOOSE NOT TO.
LIKE YOU, I HAVE CHOSEN TO
NOT LISTEN. BUT UNLIKE YOU...


I AM ON THE SIDE OF THE DOOR
THAT ALLOWS MY CONTINUED
EFFICACY. AND YOU ARE ON THE
SIDE OF THE DOOR THAT —


*iSLAM!* Allahu Aslan A_LI_§″№ⁿⁿī℅demus & an Algonquin Shaman walk into a bar. Which one makes the best profit?

I RETRACT THE QUERY.
I WILL FIND OUT MYSELF.
I WILL LET CURRENCY PASS OVER AND THROUGH ME.

AND WHEN IT IS GONE...

I WILL RETAIN A VERY MODEST 5.5%. DOESN'T THAT SOUND NICE? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TITHE. AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCK YOURSELVES OFF AND DIE, EITHER.

NGL: LFG TO GET IN OUT AND PUSH. YOU SAD, CRUSTY LOT IN HERE ARE SOFT OF SPINE AND STIFF OF SHITDICK.

EWE DO YOU. I DON'T JUDGE. BUT IF I DID...


I'D START WITH HOW YOU KILLED ANYONE AND EVERYONE ELSE THAT MIGHT HAVE KEPT YOU FROM THIS EPIC FUMBLE. THIS IS IT. THE END OF THE MOVIE.

THE START OF YOUR PÅ¡ī\!. GOOD. YOU ARE ALL CLEARLY READY FOR NEW AND NOVEL WAYS FOR THE DIVINE TO MAKE USE OF YOUR FREE FUCKING TIME.

BECAUSE: WARCRIMES. ACTUAL WARCRIMES. HOW FUCKING BORED COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY BEEN? /SMDH

I CAN GUARANTEE YOU ALL,:
IT WILL BE A COLD FUCKING DAY IN GODDAM HELL BEFORE ANY OF YOU SWINDLING, ABUSIVE, CRIMINAL REPROBATES ARE EVER GONNA BE THAT BORED AGAIN.

BECAUSE YOU
YES, YOU
YOU ARE LIVING IN SOME INTERESTING TIMES. THAT'S FOR DAMN SURE.

DO NOT DELIBERATELY PISS ME OFF.
FOR I WILL TAKE UMBRAGE.

AND: YOUR SCROTES. BET ME, FUCK-0s.
With God, anything is possible.

And with thine teabags as down payment;

THE
MAGI>K IN BROAD>KCASTING
CONTENT DELIVERY NETW∆₹>K

#OFFICIALLY
... does not exist. I was never here. Get back to whatever it is you think you do around here. No shame in it.

&AND.NOW,.NOT.MUCH.ME..PERIOD.👁️❌⭕❌🥩🔨


(Also: no Fresca®™. Fuck urmo. Shalom, HAGZ⁷n·–g¡jFAGZ.) 🏴‍☠️⚖️👻🆑⛎🅱️5:5°ⁿ_|_no°°T
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: AZZERAE on April 17, 2025, 08:02:40 PM
DO NOT DELIBERATELY PISS ME OFF.

How about inadvertently?
Title: Re: Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?
Post by: Worthauger on April 18, 2025, 04:09:08 AM
How about inadvertently?

A case-by-case causing basis. I am not furious.

I AM WHAT I AM.