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Title: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on June 22, 2021, 04:44:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_rEzKdzBA

https://theethicsofmadness.blogspot.com/2013/08/what-happened-to-ning-li-and-her-anti.html
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on June 25, 2021, 06:27:37 AM
Conspirators' Hierarchy: The Story of the Committee of 300
by John Coleman


https://thesignsoftheend.wordpress.com/2017/09/01/conspirators-hierarchy-the-story-of-the-committee-of-300/

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Can you imagine an all powerful group, that knows no national boundaries, above the laws of all countries, one that controls every aspect of politics, religion, commerce and industry, banking, insurance, mining, the drug trade, the petroleum industry, a group answerable to no one but its members? To the vast majority of us, such a group would appear to be beyond the realms of possibilities and capabilities of any given organization. If that is what you believe, then you are in the majority. The conception of a secret, elite group exercising control of every aspect of our lives is beyond our comprehension. Americans are prone to say, "It can't happen here, our Constitution forbids it." That there is such a body, called "The committee of 300," is graphically told in this book. When most people attempt to address our problems, they speak or write about "they"; this book tells precisely who "they" are, and what "they" have planned for our future, how "they" have been at war with the American nation for 50 years, a war which we are on the brink of losing, what methods "they" use and exactly how "they" have brainwashed us. If you are puzzled and perplexed as to why things are occurring that we as a nation don't like yet seem powerless to prevent, why it is that the United States always seems to back the wrong horse, why the united states is in a depression from which it will not emerge, why our former social and moral values have been turned aside and seemingly buried; if you are confused by the many conspiracy theories, the conspirators' hierarchy: the committee of 300 will clearly establish that these conditions have been deliberately created to bring us to our knees. Once you have read the applying truths contained in this book, understanding past and present political, economic, social and religious events will no longer be a problem. This powerful account of the forces ranged against the United States, and indeed the entire free world, cannot be ignored.

https://www.cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/4A/4A92FD2FB4DAE3F773DB0B7742CF0F65_Coleman.-.CONSPIRATORS.HIERARCHY.-.THE.STORY.OF.THE.COMMITTEE.OF.300.R.pdf
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on June 27, 2021, 06:13:11 AM
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This Is The Primary Cause Of The Brutal
Heat In Pacific Northwest... (https://haarp.gi.alaska.edu/sites/default/files/2021-04/HAARP2_0.jpg)

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on July 24, 2021, 11:50:24 PM
Sigh...where is AK Willy when you really need him.*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDTgckbWbKU
blind

*Probably burning beer cases full of poo. ;)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on July 25, 2021, 12:01:57 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNMi8fXi5Os
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Lana
Post by: Jackstar on July 25, 2021, 12:10:23 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CRur-rnMDvK/?utm_medium=copy_link
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on August 14, 2021, 08:41:36 AM
The High Incident Project

https://counter-currents.com/2021/08/revisiting-the-charlottesville-las-vegas-conspiracy-theory/
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 14, 2021, 01:56:23 PM


Have you seen the photos/videos of the Lazar strikes?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: pate on August 14, 2021, 07:53:12 PM
Have you seen the photos/videos of the Lazar strikes?

This is the closest thing I could find on Lazar strikes:

https://youtu.be/GFhqpTK9Ysc

And I believe Larry King is still alive;  so it must have missed the target.

Nautical Shore.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on September 22, 2021, 09:00:35 AM
How Did the Perpetrators Do 9/11?

https://www.unz.com/pgiraldi/how-did-the-perpetrators-do-9-11/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xtEJ4zrIPM
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 22, 2021, 10:08:40 AM
How Did the Perpetrators Do 9/11?

Needles.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: pate on October 15, 2021, 08:53:01 AM

We can do ethos, pathos and bathos later, if you don't mind.

Excuse me now while I watch the Kraken dance.

I am attempting Portholes (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porthos)

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PsJPCQCVXdY/U2v1S5cUJHI/AAAAAAAABhY/qWdRnnYHkcI/s1600/PorthosRelaxing-2.jpg)

Nautical Shore...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis - JFK
Post by: Laser on October 22, 2021, 07:20:22 AM
What are the odds that October 26 will be a non-event and they kick this rusty old can down the road?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lozw8vf0a0o

https://alethonews.com/2021/10/13/why-the-mainstream-media-remains-silent-on-the-jfk-records-deadline/
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis - JFK
Post by: Laser on October 25, 2021, 05:22:20 AM
What are the odds that October 26 will be a non-event and they kick this rusty old can down the road?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lozw8vf0a0o

https://alethonews.com/2021/10/13/why-the-mainstream-media-remains-silent-on-the-jfk-records-deadline/

What Biden is keeping secret in the JFK files

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/10/24/biden-secret-jfk-files-517024

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With the expiration of the JFK records review board, there is no authority other than Biden who can overcome the “kind of stalling, delaying and excessive secrecy that led to the enactment of the JFK Act in the first place.”

Biden in charge? Old codger just does what he's told.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on November 18, 2021, 09:45:28 AM
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The Guidestones and their message was conceived by three eugenics friends using David Rockefeller money.

The three were; William Gates (father of Bill Gates), William Shockley (Nobel Prize winner and creator of the microprocessor) and Australian Nobel virologist Sir Macfarlane Burnet, who was behind the CRISPR technology research that manipulated the Wuhan virus and the so called mRNA vaccines bioweapon. All three men were members of the London Eugenics Society, now known as the Galton Institute as the term eugenics is out of favour.

Sir Macfarlane Burnet authored the new Godless Ten Commandments on the 1980 constructed Guidestones. The ten tenets can be found in Burnet's 1978 highly controversial book, "Endurance of Life".

Burnet had once proposed to Australian, UK and US defence chiefs to unleash a coronavirus on China. The godless Fabian Sir Macfarlane Burnet was a friend of Charles Darwin who was also a godless eugenist.

Before his 1985 death from cancer at eighty five years old, Burnet had hand picked and trained a protege by the name of Sir Gustav Nossal. He is now in his nineties and still lives in Melbourne, Australia.

In the late 1990s and 2000s, Nossal went on to work at the WHO as a paid agent of the Gates Foundation, which originally was set up by William Gates Snr. and later renamed the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. It was Nossal who captured the WHO for Gates. It is the WHO directing nations in lockstep using its 2008 International Health Regulations. All nations Health Officials are beholden to the WHO via UN agreements.

A friend of William Shockley, by the name of Dr Herbert Kersten, surreptitiously  organized the construction of the Guidestones having appointed Elberton, Georgia bank managers to supervise the guidestones contractors, Wyatt Martin and Joe Fendley. The two built the Guidestones doomsday monument featuring Sir Macfarlane Burnet's new Godless Ten Commandments for mankind.

Elberton was chosen as the location for logistics reason. It's the granite capital of the USA. Transporting intact four nineteen foot granite slabs across the USA was impractical.

The reason for the Guidestones is the 'Moral Directive' that humanity must be told of any orchestrated plans to be unleashed on mankind by elites or unseen forces. Our acquiescence is our consent.

It is evident the Guidestones were a doomsday message for today, conceived by three eugenists connected to world elites, who believe they know best for humanity and the planet. If you read the ten tenets they're largely population, social and environment focused. The philosophy is all in Macfarlane Burnets now rare 1978 book.

Anonymous source

Reference: The Truth About: The Georgia Guidestones (https://medium.com/the-mystery-box/the-truth-about-the-georgia-guidestones-323cd33bd68)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on November 18, 2021, 04:56:05 PM
Reference: The Truth About: The Georgia Guidestones (https://medium.com/the-mystery-box/the-truth-about-the-georgia-guidestones-323cd33bd68)

Someone should knock it down already.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: AZZERAE on December 02, 2021, 11:01:19 AM
https://youtu.be/r5R3w88Bhk8

Big if true.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on December 02, 2021, 11:50:27 AM
https://youtu.be/r5R3w88Bhk8

Big if true.

Old but interesting conspiracy hoax

Debunked: FunVax, Pentagon Briefing on Removing
the God Gene (https://www.metabunk.org/threads/debunked-funvax-pentagon-briefing-on-removing-the-god-gene-hoax.317/)

Clearly not Bill Gates

False claim: Video shows Bill Gates presenting vaccine for religious fundamentalists to Pentagon (https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-factcheck-gates-fundamentalists-penta-idUSKBN22P35M)

But what is this really?

FunVax - A Film About The Conspiracy (https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1220299829/funvax-a-film-about-the-conspiracy)

Mystery addendum

Quarterly FunVax Review (https://www.wanttoknow.info/health/funvax070601.pdf)

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: AZZERAE on December 02, 2021, 03:58:01 PM
Old but interesting conspiracy hoax...

Its all Forest Dweller (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=1604)'s fault!

He sent it to me on Telegram, earlier.

This was our conversation, after he sent me the link:

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Azzerae

Ho-leeeee SHIT.

How do we know that this video is real, though? The camera is much too far away to determine if his lips are moving to indicate that he is in fact saying the words we're hearing.

These days, there are many ways of manipulating media in a way that can be misleading.

I'm not arguing that this isn't real. I think its quite possible IT IS. But one must always keep an open mind.

Forest Dweller

not sure, i thought the same thing

quality is poor

but if it is real then there will be records

one thing we can say is that bill gates has been involved in meetings at world economic forum conferences discussing topics such as population control with the use if vaccinations

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on December 05, 2021, 01:15:56 AM
Same person?

(https://virginiatech.sportswar.com/post_images/vtlounge/00/00/00/15/46/50/51/15465051_0.jpg)

(https://i.redd.it/jy9mt6nu1hx61.jpg)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis - Eyes Wide Shut
Post by: Laser on December 08, 2021, 10:17:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23akblYxUz0

The Hidden Occult Symbolism Behind ‘Eyes Wide Shut’

https://cvltnation.com/eyes-wide-shut/


Kubrick died for this film.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis - Eyes Wide Shut
Post by: Jackstar on December 08, 2021, 10:29:56 AM
Kubrick died for this film.

The butler did it—with 2 Kays. Savage.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theology
Post by: Jackstar on December 08, 2021, 03:58:16 PM
The Hidden Occult

I'm on it. /flux
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis - Eyes Wide Shut
Post by: Laser on December 09, 2021, 12:45:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23akblYxUz0

The Hidden Occult Symbolism Behind ‘Eyes Wide Shut’

https://cvltnation.com/eyes-wide-shut/


Kubrick died for this film.

The Deep Dive  ...

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Documentary about Kubrick's use of occult symbolism to warn us about the power elite and their hijacking of the true meanings behind such symbolism. This is the reason he made the film. The surface story is just a tool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfpkOdnTOeA
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis - JFK
Post by: Laser on December 12, 2021, 09:06:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6JfJkYXXFQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VP871cPD7c
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on January 05, 2022, 09:25:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIZYucKOzhw
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on February 05, 2022, 09:30:46 AM
How the Government Predicts The Future - Inside the "Sentient World Simulation"

https://www.corbettreport.com/how-the-government-predicts-the-future-inside-the-sentient-world-simulation/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG7DGMgfOb8

https://www.krannert.purdue.edu/academics/mis/workshop/ac2_100606.pdf

Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on April 09, 2022, 08:45:09 AM
This whistleblowing exposé is being presented like it occurred recently, but what happened to the original story back in the day?

https://trustedsource.us/breaking-whistleblower-drops-hard-evidence-biden-obama-hillary-executed-seal-team-6-audio-proof/

https://youtu.be/LRMrDAY46E4

https://youtu.be/c_mpbu73K7k

https://youtu.be/izg74Ci8aak

https://youtu.be/H5TuVBWu2VY
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 07, 2022, 09:07:54 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74lgyH7MlDA
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 11:25:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TkFmmdmk50
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 06:07:09 PM
The Unabomber

In spite of the naming similarity to people who can't count, he wasn't a pacifist and I am. Now, did you want to be insulting, or did you want to be incriminating? Cuz you're not really either, and I wonder what the hell they taught you in college, as well as how many universities you've been to, and how many of them My future Self goes back in time and teaches at. Now that sounds like fun. (“you.. you get a B-” *banshee shrieking commences*)

Is it really a conspiracy if it's just Me?
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 06:46:34 PM
In spite of the naming similarity to people who can't count, he wasn't a pacifist and I am. Now, did you want to be insulting, or did you want to be incriminating? Cuz you're not really either, and I wonder what the hell they taught you in college, as well as how many universities you've been to, and how many of them My future Self goes back in time and teaches at. Now that sounds like fun. (“you.. you get a B-” *banshee shrieking commences*)

Is it really a conspiracy if it's just Me?

I just think his analysis of liberalism is interesting, perhaps even prescient, given where we are today.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:10:11 PM
I just think

There are three (3) levels to Creation: Thought, Word, & Action.

(Also, Sixel just showed up (OMG CUTE) and wants to know if you check your email as often as you check your voicemail as often as you check your (blank).) I am told this is very funny joke just told by a partially invisible black cat, who happens to be over here as well, and yeah this is Schrödinger’s Rebellion. I would have told you about it already but Your Faggot Wife won't let you answer the phone. (What a real winner you picked. At least she's not an alcoholic.)

Come over, have a beer, I'll tell you all about it. Of course the place is a pigsty, that's code, it's like a crop circle for college students.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:13:00 PM
his analysis of liberalism is interesting

You actually read that shit? You can't reply to my goddam emails, but you can read the goddam Unabomber manifesto? Was it for work? Did you bill them? I can't believe you fucking read that shit.

I'm actually probably going to have to vomit now. Hopefully there's a ghost outside that I can pretend to hit on first.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 07:13:55 PM
There are three (3) levels to Creation: Thought, Word, & Action.

(Also, Sixel just showed up (OMG CUTE) and wants to know if you check your email as often as you check your voicemail as often as you check your (blank).) I am told this is very funny joke just told by a partially invisible black cat, who happens to be over here as well, and yeah this is Schrödinger’s Rebellion. I would have told you about it already but Your Faggot Wife won't let you answer the phone. (What a real winner you picked. At least she's not an alcoholic.)

Come over, have a beer, I'll tell you all about it. Of course the place is a pigsty, that's code, it's like a crop circle for college students.

Hey, kudos on your attempt at diverting the conversation with whataboutism.  ::)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 07:16:28 PM
You actually read that shit? You can't reply to my goddam emails, but you can read the goddam Unabomber manifesto? Was it for work? Did you bill them? I can't believe you fucking read that shit.

I'm actually probably going to have to vomit now. Hopefully there's a ghost outside that I can pretend to hit on first.

Weird. You’re always accusing me and others here of being feds or something but here you are trying to intercept and divert, just like a fed would. 🤔

I thought you were an avid reader or is that all just bullshit too? :D
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:18:39 PM
Hey, kudos on your attempt at diverting the conversation with whataboutism.  ::)

I didn't do that. That's The Unabomber's mind meme magicKKK working on your brain, infecting your MIND SAPPING YOUR WILL. you actually read that fucking shit!!! it's a magic scroll! duh!! of course he's a technologicist chaos mage Holy Technomancer, who the fuck else would... never mind. You just proved how vitally important I am to The War Effort right now, that's all. Like, who did you have as Master Of Defense Against The Dark Arts before me? Let me guess; fucking Jedi Miller? Eeeew. Eeeew!!!


By the way have you seen Stellar lately? Coz like, he and I have a mutual respect for one another. Hint. Like, within the last 2 weeks. Hint.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:22:36 PM
You’re always accusing me and others here of being feds

It would help if you would reformulate your comments so they don't start with a bald-faced fucking lie impugning my character, you nauseating bitch-ass-glitch. (Don't dismantle her, we'll need it for parts later. And I think I can fix it with some finger wiggling. At many times 6 ft distance, I'm not going anywhere near that thing. Semper Fi.) You want to delve into this type of debate, you better be prepared to go the distance. And you can't even answer the fucking phone, nigga.


Weird.

What's really weird is that you just suddenly went from one person to three people and another seven on top observing. That is impressive, hopefully they won't strangle another one (1) of my friends.

Because I'm not going to. NEVER! *Strides purposely to CD cabinet, looks for Nine Inch Nails discs while whistling, “God Save The Queen”*

You're on thin ice, Reese Witherspoon. I committed to God and Country, not kissing your ass.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:29:39 PM
I thought you were an avid reader

I thought you were getting married in 2020. Checkmate.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 07:30:23 PM
It would help if you would reformulate your comments so they don't start with a bald-faced fucking lie impugning my character, you nauseating bitch-ass-glitch. (Don't dismantle her, we'll need it for parts later. And I think I can fix it with some finger wiggling. At many times 6 ft distance, I'm not going anywhere near that thing. Semper Fi.) You want to delve into this type of debate, you better be prepared to go the distance. And you can't even answer the fucking phone, nigga.


What's really weird is that you just suddenly went from one person to three people and another seven on top observing. That is impressive, hopefully they won't strangle another one (1) of my friends.

Because I'm not going to. NEVER! *Strides purposely to CD cabinet, looks for Nine Inch Nails discs while whistling, “God Save The Queen”*

You're on thin ice, Reese Witherspoon. I committed to God and Country, not kissing your ass.

Yeah, well, schizophrenia will do that to you, Jack.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 07:32:31 PM
I thought you were getting married in 2020. Checkmate.

You were misinformed, obviously...and crazy, that’s obvious too.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:33:21 PM
You were misinformed, obviously.

Thus invalidating your ability to have an intellectual conversation on these subjects. See you later, Todd.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:34:37 PM
You were misinformed, obviously...and crazy, that’s obvious too.

And take your horrible wife Donna with you, too AND AS WELL.

THAT'S THREE DOWN. YOU GOT FOUR LEFT.
I WASN'T KIDDING. YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MATE.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 07:36:19 PM
And take your horrible wife Donna with you, too AND AS WELL.

THAT'S THREE DOWN. YOU GOT FOUR LEFT.
I WASN'T KIDDING. YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MATE.

The board is only in your mind, Jack. Where I’m going we don’t need chess boards.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:37:11 PM
Yeah, well, schizophrenia will do that to you, Jack.

Still—probably superior to what Kelly would do to me. THREE (BLANKS) REMAIN. What do you say, would you like to reformulate your arguments, or just continue to descend into ad hominem like a wussy lich faghot would when encountering a mouse in her kitchen? Because nobody's asking you to be insulting, and you're actually not, so I assume this is part of The Test.

(Yeah I have done this kind of shit before, have you? I'm honestly quite curious.)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:38:33 PM
The board is only in your mind, Jack. Where I’m going we don’t need chess boards.

You're boring Jason. You're boring, Jason. My name is not my cunt. Now, you tell me... did you just lose one or two? Tell you what, I'll check The Baby Navy Matrix and find out.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 07:40:32 PM
By the way have you seen Stellar lately? Coz like, he and I have a mutual respect for one another. Hint. Like, within the last 2 weeks. Hint.

He just showed up and told me that he's sad that he's not going to be able to me of use to me, coz like, I'm obviously pretty good at this.

And yeah I know what he is, so what? He was on the fucking Gabcast. That's better vetted enough for me.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 07:42:46 PM
Still—probably superior to what Kelly would do to me. THREE (BLANKS) REMAIN. What do you say, would you like to reformulate your arguments, or just continue to descend into ad hominem like a wussy lich faghot would when encountering a mouse in her kitchen? Because nobody's asking you to be insulting, and you're actually not, so I assume this is part of The Test.

(Yeah I have done this kind of shit before, have you? I'm honestly quite curious.)

It wasn’t ad hominem. I was responding to your hallucination that I’m as many as seven different people. And yes, it’s ALL part of The Test, Jack, the test that you're failing. What is about you and failure?!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 08:19:26 PM
he wasn't a pacifist and I am.

Anthony is someone else here who claims to be a pacifist but makes death threats against people with great regularity. Maybe pacifism is not all it’s cracked up to be.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 08:44:10 PM
Anthony is someone else here who claims to be a pacifist

Where I come from, he claims to be an atheist. I have -literally- never heard him claim pacifism. Did he embrace the philosophy at the age of 12? Did he break John Aaby's glasses? For fuck's sake, Tedioustar, your protocol is ages out of date. What are you working out of, some beat-up Chopperhead manual they found in the Airport '77 prop closet? You're embarrassing us all here.

I mentioned SHOWTIME already, right? Good, pretend the Queen is watching. (HAIL LIZARD MAMA!) Hahaha, she digs me. (Actual.) She still has a hard time believing I'm as cool as everyone tells her, but I -am- polite, and she -is- a lizard.

Also, the best damn diplomat you got this side of the Ozarks. Snake Plissken has us to the East. *3 or four more keycodephrases piling up* Oh, now people want to drive demand for My Services. Pfftt. Fair weather nation-states, O LAWDY j*eol
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 08:55:43 PM
I -am- polite, and she -is- a lizard.

Yes, I was whistling "God Save The Queen" in my mind. I actually don't know how it goes? *HISS HISS  HISSS HISS HISSSS HISSHHH HISSSSSHSISH* $rattle$ is that close? Well, whatever, reptile or no: The Monarchy certainly does deserve respect. So I give respect. HISSS HISSS HISSS. See? That's respectful enough. I did just save Her fuckin' planet, let's see Her respect Me/ME/me. (Fat chance.)
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 09:03:05 PM
makes death threats against people with great regularity

So does my favorite husband of yours. Why are you being like this? Is it the bio-bug command protocol? Weak.


. Maybe pacifism is not all it’s cracked up to be.

It's not, it's merely the -only- GUARANTEED 100% victory strategy in ANY conflict in which it is One Man Vs. Everyone and Everything Else All At Once. Seriously, look it up, they teach that shit at West Point. Ghandi used it to beat back the Queen of The Alpha Draconans. Now, THAT is impressive.

I would not say that it is the -best- strat in every circumstance but as I knew I would be so lonely--so sad--a-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo-QQ--for the vast majority of my life, and I'm a Sourceror, I figured it would be the only war training I would ever really need. So, I dumped all my stat points into it. It's worked in every circumstance EVER, including ones where Jesus couldn't show up as backup. (I don't like having to rely on Buddy Christ.) Now, I know I've explained this to Bellgab.

Multiple times. So. Can I go back to getting high now? Seriously, I have fucking earned my daily salt today for the next 205 years. Do the math.

Also, do the right thing and stop holding my friends hostage, I need people in meatsuits down here with boots on the ground, damn it... and I needed them here THREE MONTHS AGO. Grumble grumble GRRrrRRT!
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 09:17:37 PM
Anthony is someone else here

Last I heard he was having a cup of Joe with coffee on the side somewhere in Europe. Also, Lisa disappeared and is now *polite_cough* oh lawdy *DRUM_ROLL_PLEASE* The Grand Arch Warden Archlich of The North. (Seriously? Okay, she says that's it.) This is -not- my mother.

But she is a very nice mother, so I'd be careful with this one too. I have no idea what she's doing, but S\|IT did not show up just to extradite me for a speeding ticket in B.C., that's for sure. ;) She's probably not kidding about the undead mage part tho. The woman is serious business, seriously.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Master Trollda on June 18, 2022, 10:57:23 PM
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Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Jackstar on June 18, 2022, 11:43:02 PM
The woman is serious business, seriously.

Why are you being like this? [...] I needed them here THREE MONTHS AGO. Grumble grumble G


Yep, insane. I'm going to take it to Council. God can decide. I am biased, and NONE OF YOU ARE HELPING.


Now, that's plump crazy. I'll take K-Blubb/K-Dubb\Klayton and the rest of you can go hang. What do I even need a secretary and security post for anyway? This is all totally contrived and I simply won't be a part of such shenanigans. PERIOD.
Title: Re: Conspiracy Theory and Analysis
Post by: Laser on September 13, 2022, 01:58:37 AM
Shovel ready for the conspiracy crowd.

https://youtu.be/xt4sIbAq7WQ