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AzzGab => Politics => Topic started by: Master Trollda on August 15, 2021, 03:59:00 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEMlvpMY7yw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEMlvpMY7yw
Ewe mis-spelt "Crêpes Pyongyang" in yore titular there, buster.
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What unit are you attached to again, son?
-Colonel P. Manly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M043Qj46Ww
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJQYpNXQLJ0
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I dared to go down to another anti-mandate rally this afternoon. I kind of feel like posting the great pictures I took... Of the uniformed cop taking pictures of the crown. I'm sure they would not be comparing it to our licensees using facial recognition technology. I think they were probably putting together a yearbook and just wanted to save us the fee get our photos taking by a professional photographer. Very considerate.
BTW- now I know why ANTIFA and BLM adopted the electric unicycle as their transportation of choice. I don't think they got any good shots of my face through the full face helmet with goggles.
Authoritarian fascist fuckers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXJP03RHFQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RqSMFc9l8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7RqSMFc9l8
Good catch, Master T! ;) ;D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzMkhHtiDFE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn-cd6YJvF4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laUB0TCWq1o
Admin is a lie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1fnlV8xW2A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xuceo6OCcc
Greenwald
Greenwald says that in order for the deep state elitists to be overthrown the people would have to rise up against them. Then Tucker says “I hope that happens because democracy is worth having.”
It seems pretty clear we’re headed to some kind of showdown and I think that this is what the deep state wants so they can finally just go completely authoritarian, like China, their hero.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JzvnWGY5dA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceu_piVtz70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er4LobvvVrc
back on defunding police
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erN8WqgpXzQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPOASMZHuJ4
Time Stamp 1:05:11
Garland gets his ass Roto-Rootered by Rep. Johnson! ;) ;D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPOASMZHuJ4
Part 2.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_5Cxa6u1v0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIOsHWvK6qU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCuT6cwragk
This U.S. Army documentary of the 1st Nuremberg trials which lasted from November 20, 1945 to October 1, 1946. This was first screened in Germany in November, 1948 and was not released in the U.S. until a restored version was completed by a team in 2016.
Using Nazi and allied films, documents, and testimony, “Nuremberg” chronicles the rise of Nazi Germany, its annexation of neighboring countries, military invasions, war crimes, and death camps. This version contains many scenes of war and death that some viewers may find disturbing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td7ZqRlDvy8
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Sirius Lee: "Creepng..."
Fail.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BisOCsgf5MU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSubWAka1BI
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I got this in my email today from Youtube:
On January 5, 2022, we’re updating our Terms of Service (“Terms”) to help clarify and make it easier to understand what to expect as you use the service. These changes won’t affect the way you use YouTube. You can review a summary of the changes and the updated Terms here.
At a glance, this update covers:
More clarity on what to expect: We’re providing more transparency about how we develop, improve, and update our service, including more detail about the reasons we make changes and updates, and the advanced notice we provide to you.
General updates for improved readability: While our Terms remain a legal document, we’ve done our best to make them easier to understand. This includes reorganizing some sections (such as Account Suspension and Termination) and rewording others (such as Changing this Agreement).
Inclusion of the Community Guidelines strikes process: Your use of YouTube has always been subject to the Community Guidelines and its strikes process, but we’re now explicitly including the Community Guidelines strikes information in the Terms to increase transparency. There are no changes to how Community Guidelines strikes operate, or when a channel or content might receive a strike.
I expect this will make it even worse than it already is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WIVDlNZgXo
political problems
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYZTLRQDhhw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JBdPKxFIVk
Interference' At School Board Meetings
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBWWkWx5K1I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x5OH_v9GU0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9lq-uBdxg8
DISPOSABLE
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“…’If the first half of the twentieth century was the era of the technical engineers, the second half may well be the era of the social engineers’ – and the twenty-first century, I suppose, will be the era of the World Controllers, the scientific caste system and Brave New World…The older dictators fell because they could never supply their subjects with enough bread, enough circuses, enough miracles and mysteries… Under a scientific dictatorship education will really work – with the result that most men and women will grow up to love their servitude and will never dream of revolution. There seems to be no good reason why a thoroughly scientific dictatorship should ever be overthrown.”
– Aldous Huxley’s “Brave New World Revisited” 1958
Everyone must have read this in their high school days, but I thought I'd throw it in for old time's sake.
https://www.huxley.net/bnw-revisited/
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Psychology of Totalitarianism: ‘This is How We Win’ (https://humansarefree.com/2021/12/this-is-how-we-win.html)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NYty1om6tU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qba1VBiM8hU
Democracy in the Name of Defending Democracy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onUqb4pO-BI
Democracy
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1GEoxKfIwo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCRQu_DGo18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmSvlu4lDo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWpeUS9EvWg
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Duh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5bGnlxMk8I
Dangerous "Disinformation" Agenda
He’s acting like a puppet master again (Did he ever stop?). The ADL should crack down on him. ;)
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https://banned.video/channel/the-alex-jones-show
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grutHVNA2EM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwYIWno8EJo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5CRBbHIp8c
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https://youtu.be/ct6MM2gkte4
whata .png!
pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi4edmKfu8s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvCrQaSdhyw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQXlb4oMGZQ
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https://banned.video/channel/the-alex-jones-show
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtN19GebKmU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MPs-tc3yi0
Hungary
A successful country REALLY threatens the globalists.
I call for a missile strike on the next Bilderberg meeting...in Minecraft. ;)
P.S. Go suck a bag of diseased dicks, Tim Cook of Apple and please, share them with the rest of your employees too. :P
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...in Minecraft.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybJJJ_nJAUg
They’re planning on feeding us bugs, jellyfish and labmeat while they keep all the real food for themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fg-S7S8xldg
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Thanks for fixing that. The joke was getting stale...
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Thanks for fixing that. The joke was getting stale...
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You should get cancer of the prick...in Minecraft.
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If I do, I will still retain the ability to spell correctly, read AND write, buddy!
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Bless your little heart, Doc.
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Don't you go changing!
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Wow! You can do all that?! No wonder yer in book learnin school, Hos. :P
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Wow! You can do all that?! No wonder yer in book learnin school, Hos. :P
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Theythe hobo elite still won't let me ride the Short-Bus to school like a real Doctor...
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https://mobile.twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1484020168871272458
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Thanks for fixing that. The joke was getting stale...
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hxxps://mobile.twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1484020168871272458
Candace Owens? Biggest house negro that ever lived!
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Candace Owens? Biggest house negro that ever lived!
I’ll take that on good authority coming from a South African wigger. Your people have suffered for so many years at the savage hands of systemic racism. :'(
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P.S. Is there some specific point upon which you take issue with her because when you start with ad hominem as your first point it makes for an extremely weak argument?
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I disagree with her ideas. That's all.
Did you watch her on Joe Rogan? She said climate change was a hoax and wouldn't budge, regardless of how many facts Rogan presented.
I think she's a highly capable and intelligent woman.
The problem is, she promotes bad ideas out of loyalty to the dichotomy of the two party system.
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I’ll take that on good authority coming from a South African wigger.
I'm sorry that my dress code impedes on your ability to think critically.
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If I'm such a source of disdain, why do you spend the majority of your days reading and posting on my website?
Don't you have anything better to do?
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I disagree with her ideas. That's all.
Did you watch her on Joe Rogan? She said climate change was a hoax and wouldn't budge, regardless of how many facts Rogan presented.
I think she's a highly capable and intelligent woman.
The problem is, she promotes bad ideas out of loyalty to the dichotomy of the two party system.
And you have proof that the “climate change” the billionaires want to tax us for exhaling for is real, do you?
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I'm sorry that my dress code impedes on your ability to think critically.
You mean it actually hurts when the racial epithet is on the other foot? Interesting.
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And you have proof that the “climate change” the billionaires want to tax us for exhaling for is real, do you?
I have proof that you're a fool who attacks ones physical appearance when you fail to counter their rebuttal.
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You mean it actually hurts when the racial epithet is on the other foot?
I think you have me confused with somebody who gives a shit.
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I have proof that you're a fool who attacks ones physical appearance when you fail to counter their rebuttal.
What rebuttal? You attacked a woman based on her alledged lack of allegiance to a race you don’t belong to rather than address the point she was making. Where’s the argument? Furthermore, don’t you see the irony?
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You attacked a woman based on her alledged lack of allegiance to a race you don’t belong to rather than address the point she was making.
Its okay to be black. Don't beat yourself up about it.
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I think you have me confused with somebody who gives a shit.
Calm down, kitty. You’re getting yourself all worked up.
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Its okay to be black. Don't beat yourself up about it.
I feel sorry for wiggers, that they feel no sense of internal identity or pride and have to culturally approriate someone else’s. :(
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Calm down, kitty. You’re getting yourself all worked up.
Oh, believe me.
I'm on enough tranquilisers to ensure that that isn't the case.
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I feel sorry for wiggers, that they feel no sense of internal identity or priden and have to culturally approriate someone else’s. :(
Negroes culturally appropriated the inner workings of the italian mob first.
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Anyway, her point was how controlled the media was admitted to be by government intelligence in 1977 and how much worse it must he by now.
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Cool.
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must he by
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Negroes culturally appropriated the inner workings of the italian mob first.
https://youtu.be/IU7VTJA0dNo
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I feel sorry for wiggers
I FEEL NOTHING ON THIS MUCH BLOW.
BULLETS DON'T DISCERN.
I JUST RAN A DUDES POCKETS AND SNATCHED HIS CHAIN.
I'VE GOT A WAD OF BILLS AND I'M ITCHING FOR ANOTHER LINE.
I AM WARNING YOU THIS ONCE.
I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU WILL BE SORRY!
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I FEEL NOTHING ON THIS MUCH BLOW.
I almost said, "Jesus! What's that like?" But then, I remembered to not use my imagination to ask questions I would really not prefer to know the answers to.
BULLETS DON'T DISCERN.
No... but at least they respect my authority.
I JUST RAN A DUDES POCKETS AND SNATCHED HIS CHAIN.
Ooohh! Oohhh! Tell it slow.
I'VE GOT A WAD OF BILLS AND I'M ITCHING FOR ANOTHER LINE.
Clean-up: AISLE FIFTY-FIVE.
I AM WARNING YOU THIS ONCE.
Oh, now, what's that like? I'm asking here.
I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU WILL BE SORRY!
I'm already sorry, reprobate. Jesus!
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WIGGAS HAVE THIS CRAZY WAY OF ACTUALLY ENACTING THE VIOLENCE THEY HEAR IN RAP MUSIC.
MASTER TROLLDA THOUGHT HIP HOP RUINED THE WORLD.
LITTLE DID HE KNOW IT WAS ABOUT TO RUIN HIS LIFE!
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LITTLE DID HE KNOW IT WAS ABOUT TO RUIN HIS LIFE!
If you're talking about who I think you're talking about, that fellow has been sad for quite some time.
I bet he could be sadder though. Sad!?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N818ouXrCd4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIcpdiMfdmk
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The Ministry of Truth is NOT happy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJsB17Yxz_M
Domestic Terrorism By DHS. Working With BIG TECH To Surveil?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT12_LyE57c
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbYEXBiyJiw
secretly collecting data on Americans in bulk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csjNAZpqrmo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEisQcSzLg0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GskDgh-f7-Y
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the thread title is misleading, "vertical tsunami of diarrhea' might be more suitable
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the thread title is misleading, "vertical tsunami of diarrhea' might be more suitable
The quickening got a whole lot quicker. ;)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U9K8a7Tjkg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I72ljrtC9Vw
We aren’t independent nations anymore. We’re constituents of the World Economic Forum.
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My P.O. Box is in a city named Vader. I'm going to see if I can get Angel to change my box number from 460 to "Darth."
It could happen. She likes me. Who wouldn't? Seriously. I mean, besides drug-fueled racist psychotic turbosluts who think they know which side of the Austro-Hungarian Empire to bet on. Fucking risk assessment is a real killer on this, let me tell you.
If only there were some kind of treatment that could be explained to someone with a security clearance and a history of functional illiterism. Well, maybe someone will come along to help repair the environment... so the most valuable members of the species... can thrive.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cqC-Ha9yrA
Banks For WEF's GREAT RESET Agenda
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXKTBQBugIA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IPw9fzK2cM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b8TBPSTuiM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJR_GSA7nPM
The animals always seem to know first.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9OLGV4xL5Y
It seems like they’re getting hyperparanoid about protecting and serving, kinda like they’re not doing that at all but are now taking an us vs. them attitude about their tax-paid jobs. ::)
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hyperparanoid
A reasonable precaution.
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An albatross with a spork.
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A reasonable precaution.
An albatross with a spork.
...and other irrelevancies. ::)
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irrelevancies.
PISTOLS AT DAWN
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There's that albatross we talked about. Maybe they make a sippy pistol.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKnGxdb4Nf0
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This just in: Secret meeting of the WEF revealed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZlf57DPuk
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This just in: Secret meeting of the WEF revealed
https://youtu.be/D9H8kmeR614
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https://youtu.be/D9H8kmeR614
Owlkitty is hilarious
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0zhloP0SUM
Being Hackable Animals
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leFyK7JDDjU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkNh4MNw_MI
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https://banned.video/channel/the-alex-jones-show
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https://banned.video/channel/the-alex-jones-show
He's so soothing while talking about nukes as if they still function. I think I'd like a cinnamon stick with my sippy cup. Then I can stab myself in the eyes while counting coup.
Seriously, that's all I got. I can't do this. I won't do this. I could be absorbing Tarot cues. My life has meaning.
Is there something I am missing besides any remaining shred of personal dignity? I do like the Dr. Seuss-like description of neocons and, whatever the other one is. +1, soul destroying.
"If Russia is not evil, then why do you hate NATO?" You have six onions. Purple of them are integers. How do apples sense hostility?
I tried. *fade*
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He's so soothing while talking about nukes as if they still function. I think I'd like a cinnamon stick with my sippy cup. Then I can stab myself in the eyes while counting coup.
Seriously, that's all I got. I can't do this. I won't do this. I could be absorbing Tarot cues. My life has meaning.
Is there something I am missing besides any remaining shred of personal dignity? I do like the Dr. Seuss-like description of neocons and, whatever the other one is. +1, soul destroying.
"If Russia is not evil, then why do you hate NATO?" You have six onions. Purple of them are integers. How do apples sense hostility?
I tried. *fade*
Yeah...tarot...that should do it. Why not consult the I Ching too? ::)
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Yeah...tarot...that should do it. Why not consult the I Ching too? ::)
As I have no future until Authority deems fit, discerning likely future probabilities as to what other people are going to choose seems wildly inappropriate here. I largely prefer an osmotic approach when it comes to absorbing woo-woo information from largely unfamiliar talking heads.
Similarly, I'm at a loss to recall what value Alex Jones can add to my aural environment. I've kind of got a situation going on here. I don't know if you have heard, but it would appear that further vengeance strikes are being readied against my person.
Naturally I'm as excited about another fireworks display as the next person, however I'm taken aback at just how deeply certain false premises have taken hold around here of late.
For instance: that I knew.
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As I have no future until Authority deems fit, discerning likely future probabilities as to what other people are going to choose seems wildly inappropriate here. I largely prefer an osmotic approach when it comes to absorbing woo-woo information from largely unfamiliar talking heads.
Similarly, I'm at a loss to recall what value Alex Jones can add to my aural environment. I've kind of got a situation going on here. I don't know if you have heard, but it would appear that further vengeance strikes are being readied against my person.
Naturally I'm as excited about another fireworks display as the next person, however I'm taken aback at just how deeply certain false premises have taken hold around here of late.
For instance: that I knew.
Don’t listen to him then. There’s always NPR for your kind. ;)
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Don’t listen to him then. There’s always NPR for your kind. ;)
I think maybe you may not realize who I am at this moment. You seem to have this weird sort of “gotcha” vibe going on. Further I never paid any attention to your posts at all until like a week ago, not because they weren't interesting, but because I was being deliberately and openly lied to by... well, identity is not too important right now.
Look, it's not really a cool scene here. I was thinking of maybe photos or a voiceover, but I actually think that would probably be a terrible idea. Something pretty dreadful seems to be happening somewhere, and it doesn't appear to be anything that I care about at all.
After spending 3 months being woefully underutilized and hardly lacking in availability of interest, it would seem like your dynamic duo is actually kinda working at cross purposes.
Honestly the suspense is kind of killing me: what did you think was going to happen? “oh boy, finally, I get the super size!” No, actually, not even at all.
So I feel kind of confident that it was actually... something I can't actually speculate about here. G-rumble.
I'll just cut to the chase: my work here is actually done and has been for a while. And as of today it's been a full season of time with everyone here, including you, expressing notions that I would not have thought could ever be applicable.
Essentially all of my communications are being managed and intercepted and this isn't helping me to get laid; which I have been told is vitally important for me to do so that someone else can move on with their life. Or something. I get told a lot of weird shit lately.
Look, I figured it all out just by happenstance. I'm not a goddam bounty hunter. I'm not here to bring down the rules of enforcement; Sourcery Style.
At this point I'm here to leave, and if I hadn't been prevented to do so, I would have been gone already. I'm not clear who thought it would be a good idea to have me charged with crimes that I've never committed, but literally, I've had enough.
You're literally being prevented from reading what I actually write and you're probably not even reading this and if you are you're not going to believe it. I have the most insecure set of phones I've ever used and the one that was particularly good that I really l found the most powerful, at $600 it was worth it, I got to use it for 3 days.
Someone is impersonating me and you fell for it. A lot.
Fuck off
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I think maybe you may not realize who I am at this moment. You seem to have this weird sort of “gotcha” vibe going on. Further I never paid any attention to your posts at all until like a week ago, not because they weren't interesting, but because I was being deliberately and openly lied to by... well, identity is not too important right now.
Look, it's not really a cool scene here. I was thinking of maybe photos or a voiceover, but I actually think that would probably be a terrible idea. Something pretty dreadful seems to be happening somewhere, and it doesn't appear to be anything that I care about at all.
After spending 3 months being woefully underutilized and hardly lacking in availability of interest, it would seem like your dynamic duo is actually kinda working at cross purposes.
Honestly the suspense is kind of killing me: what did you think was going to happen? “oh boy, finally, I get the super size!” No, actually, not even at all.
So I feel kind of confident that it was actually... something I can't actually speculate about here. G-rumble.
I'll just cut to the chase: my work here is actually done and has been for a while. And as of today it's been a full season of time with everyone here, including you, expressing notions that I would not have thought could ever be applicable.
Essentially all of my communications are being managed and intercepted and this isn't helping me to get laid; which I have been told is vitally important for me to do so that someone else can move on with their life. Or something. I get told a lot of weird shit lately.
Look, I figured it all out just by happenstance. I'm not a goddam bounty hunter. I'm not here to bring down the rules of enforcement; Sourcery Style.
At this point I'm here to leave, and if I hadn't been prevented to do so, I would have been gone already. I'm not clear who thought it would be a good idea to have me charged with crimes that I've never committed, but literally, I've had enough.
You're literally being prevented from reading what I actually write and you're probably not even reading this and if you are you're not going to believe it. I have the most insecure set of phones I've ever used and the one that was particularly good that I really l found the most powerful, at $600 it was worth it, I got to use it for 3 days.
Someone is impersonating me and you fell for it. A lot.
Fuck off
I’m just responding to posts on an internet forum. I’ve never actually met you IRL. :-\
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I’m just responding to posts on an internet forum. I’ve never actually met you IRL. :-\
You have never met me. And I don't know who you were at the previous forum. But I do know that someone else knew you, knew who I was, didn't elaborate, manipulated circumstances, and that just all seems so incredibly fantastic, it's just so hard to believe. What would be the point? What could possibly justify such an expenditure of attention and focus?
Fortunately it is not so very important any more now that I have seen the weaponization process unfold, first-hand, numerous times. Yes, I understand, my statements seem vague, they would be lovable if only they were to convey, and being a whiny bitch baby baby bitch whiny bitch baby, it doesn't really make much of a difference as long as I don't copy and paste something that someone else said, because, why, that might leave a trail.
I would prefer not to bother ordering--commanding--back the tide yet again. It was beyond tedious, and only due to my lack of awareness in how extreme the mendacity presented to me had been was I willing to ever bother going as far as I have to ensure that I'll always remember that I did whatever I could do here on this.
I could not possibly care about basically everything you think I do, and that's how it is. Carrying weight is a joke to me. Oh, but several other people, holy shit, it was like a bomb went off in their pants. Okay Crockett; okay Tubbs. Go get 'em. What a fabulous idea! Things will be better all over then.
When I found out that I was being used unknowingly, I put a stop to it--as far as I knew how, it's not like I am omniscient, I am sure there is still more ongoing--and anyone with their nose out of shape over it can invite themselves to a long tall glass of shut the fuck up. I am not your plaything.
And last I saw it, neither was that twenty-five pound phone. I will always wonder what that person was driven to do, while I was busy elsewhere, and when I saw that my car kept getting moved around, being driven by I didn't know who, with comings and goings into my house while I was not present, I came to recognize, oh, well, it's a fucking time travelers' travel stop. Neat! Now I am really on the map.
It's been three months and not one of you have peered past the veil of deception to uncover a key circumstance: five years of my life has been taken from me in exchange for watching all of you humble yourselves. It wasn't an unfair exchange, but imagine what would have been, if I hadn't been kept in the dark and fed bullshit. Every day. FIVE YEARS.
Now, that's a mushroom. Look, it's done now. Maybe not for some, but it is for me. I'm good. I've moved on. What is to come next is beyond my control and I don't have skin in the game, and further, I have no investment in the outcome. In short: I don't belong, and I don't have any compulsion to obsessively fit in everywhere. I honestly give not a single shit what those two and their 'dorbs families are and were up to, and the fact that they had some sort of falling out over shit that I never heard about and then they both desperately lied to me and to each other (while claiming they weren't talking at all the whole goddam time) perfectly explains the rampant inconsistencies that made no sense at all, at all, ever since... December 2019.
Nearly three years of some moron trying to get me to be the fall guy for some hood rat reprobate without any remaining trace of human-grade empathy. Christ Jesus. Well, at least I got some good training for when something actually matters.
Namaste. Have fun storming the castle. You all got played, cheersmate.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4h5cOLH3Ws
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C5eN8PvEOU
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I think maybe you may not realize who I am at this moment.
Wild guess?! Matryoshka doll in a kilt. Warm and getting warmer.
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[Your ilk seems] to have this weird sort of “gotcha” vibe going on.
Forgive them, O Magi! Forgive them for they know not what they do. Not all of us are as fortunate enough to dwell with our head up in the clouds, being fed grapes by cherubs behind the Golden Gates of St. Peter. We are lowly folk, of humble origin. Rain manna. Definitely K-Mart.
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I never paid any attention to your posts at all until like a week ago, not because they weren't interesting, but because I was being deliberately and openly lied to by... well, identity is not too important right now.
Care for a spot of tea? After we topple the Troika of Tyranny, of course.
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Look, it's not really a cool scene here. I was thinking of maybe photos or a voiceover, but I actually think that would probably be a terrible idea. Something pretty dreadful seems to be happening somewhere, and it doesn't appear to be anything that I care about at all.
Those Goddamned 2 guys. In that black SUV. Cramping our style since day one.
Since the dawn of Internet connectivity, it was gang stalking, that increased tenfold. They call me T.I. Sequela brought me up to speed. How about that ride in? Darn, I wish I wasn't in this boardroom.
Thankfully he could depersonalise-derealise at will. You bet!
Pity he could never shake the feeling that he was observing himself out-of-body - this sense that things around him weren't real. Very disturbing, feeling like you're living in a dream.
Good news is the Smart TV quit talking back again - after I threw an ashtray at it, and shattered the screen into hundreds of pieces.
What's that? The voice in my head just said to 'Think in terms of countermelody.' What key is it in? I gave you all you need to know.
I am the needle in your vein. I am the high you can't sustain. I am the pusher (I'm a whore). I am the need you have for more. I am the bullet in the gun. I am the truth from which you run. I am the silencing machine. I AM THE END OF ALL YOUR DREAMS.
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After spending 3 months being woefully underutilized and hardly lacking in availability of interest, it would seem like your dynamic duo is actually kinda working at cross purposes.
Honestly the suspense is kind of killing me: what did you think was going to happen? “oh boy, finally, I get the super size!” No, actually, not even at all.
If this is about the Sea Monkeys, I said I was sorry. Jeez!
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I feel kind of confident that it was actually... something I can't actually speculate about here. G-rumble.
I'll bet you taste like chicken.
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I AM THE END OF ALL YOUR DREAMS.
The Missus sprung Destro.
-KC
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I'll bet you taste like chicken.
Maybe if chicken cracked back on the tongue. It's not burnt, it's blackened.
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I'll just cut to the chase: my work here is actually done and has been for a while. And as of today it's been a full season of time with everyone here, including you, expressing notions that I would not have thought could ever be applicable.
They all lie in wait. Seriously. They cling, like shit to a blanket, to every notion to enunciate through voice-to-text. Stephen Hawking ain't got nothin' on you. For real. They are jealous of your wicked ways. You actually do have a few crazed warlock nephews. You just didn't realise it, because they're ghosts. Now try play catch with Casper and you're gonna break a couple eggs. I'm just here for the hors d'oeuvres, don't mind the bare, bloodless numbskulls chattering like frostbitten pygmies in a climate crisis. They tell me I'm ignorant because I refuse to purchase newspapers and enjoy the dark, dry sand, alongside flightless birds. 'I'm just a face in the crowd,' Trent, 'nothing to worry about.' So you tell me something, I rework it, tune up a few of the details, give it that trademark juice. Then there's coins in the purse. And my girl has all the love and attention she needs, because I don't need to hide who I am or what I do. I EXIST THROUGH MY NAME. Gone are the days that a man was measured by his shoestrings. I'm in that purse like white on rice. Of course a cap on the stimulation before night rolls round is a necessary evil one is constantly fighting. But those are my demons to slay. Did you hear about the BellGabber that got slapped? I know I'm ready to hit record and channel the triad of Afreet. He's waiting. Now you don't wanna get him mad! All those times you slurred your speech or altered your pitch and switched between yourself and your other Selves, and pretended to be a hologram of the fake Native American chick who lunched on the meats beneath your kilt, I knew. I just knew. That couldn't have been the turtle shell. It wasn't all Schizophreniform dancing, dead hieroglyphic whirling dervishes spinning backwards into triplicate pyramids with the Hand of God on my shoulder. I heard the paedophilia got real transpicuous when the Pope shat in the punchbowl and a nun threw a Compact VHS in a bloody, AIDS infested bath tub (fresh plasma) to the point of Adrenachrome, really. If that was all, folks, then I'll be the Mammy Two Shoes to your Jerry, Tom. Soft shoe? Not a chance. No dice, sucker. Lollipop factory OUT.
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Essentially all of my communications are being managed and intercepted and this isn't helping me to get laid; which I have been told is vitally important for me to do so that someone else can move on with their life. Or something. I get told a lot of weird shit lately.
South Africans don't reside in the Canaries. If you think that, we need to check you in to a hospital.
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Look, I figured it all out just by happenstance. I'm not a goddam bounty hunter. I'm not here to bring down the rules of enforcement; Sourcery Style.
I like what you did there.
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They all lie in wait. Seriously. They cling, like shit to a blanket
Cool. I'll get back to this after I finish returning from leaving the country to buy cock pills. MDK eol
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At this point I'm here to leave, and if I hadn't been prevented to do so, I would have been gone already. I'm not clear who thought it would be a good idea to have me charged with crimes that I've never committed, but literally, I've had enough.
I've only ever wanted to be part of club's that wouldn't in their wildest dreams consider having me as a member.
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You're literally being prevented from reading what I actually write and you're probably not even reading this and if you are you're not going to believe it.
I am reading what you wrote, and to be perfectly honest, I am having trouble believing it.
Maybe its brain damage from all the gaslighting that dreaded Siren shrieked into my head, only in Olsen Waters like innocent Saudi's with garbage bags over their heads getting waterboarded and bleeding out their ears at the sound of Nine Inch Nails blasting 25/8.
I have the most insecure set of phones I've ever used and the one that was particularly good that I really l found the most powerful, at $600 it was worth it, I got to use it for 3 days.
Someone is impersonating me and you fell for it. A lot.
10, 10 20-- Aim for the Achilles.
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Fuck off
Top right.
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Cool. I'll get back to this after I finish returning from leaving the country to buy cock pills. MDK eol
I heard you were trundling through time on a connecting flight to Indonesia. Where were you on May 18th, 1988?
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You have never met me.
And yet you have been furiously masturbated to, many a time.
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I don't know who you were at the previous forum.
Yesterday was a million years ago, and in all my past lives I've played an asshole. Now I've found you, its almost too late. I cracked my xerox hands.
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But I do know that someone else knew you, knew who I was, didn't elaborate, manipulated circumstances, and that just all seems so incredibly fantastic, it's just so hard to believe.
Not as hard to believe as you might think. If they put Sirens on top of cop cars, how are they supposed to breathe? And why are Merfolk lacking in blowholes? Some god somewhere played some cruel joke on us, having us born with buttholes. I can't stand my own skin for more than an hour or 2 at a time, and you wanna give me shit about possession? Gordon Michael Scallion said They were coming in '02. Buck up, shortstop.
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What would be the point? What could possibly justify such an expenditure of attention and focus?
Money. And the attention of the adoring public is always a solid runner up.
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Fortunately it is not so very important any more now that I have seen the weaponization process unfold, first-hand, numerous times.
I'm glad you see it. Now, that's the first step out the way.
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Yes, I understand, my statements seem vague, they would be lovable if only they were to convey, and being a whiny bitch baby baby bitch whiny bitch baby, it doesn't really make much of a difference as long as I don't copy and paste something that someone else said, because, why, that might leave a trail.
Not vague enough.
Hänsel und Gretel haben nichts gegen dich!
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I would prefer not to bother ordering--commanding--back the tide yet again. It was beyond tedious, and only due to my lack of awareness in how extreme the mendacity presented to me had been was I willing to ever bother going as far as I have to ensure that I'll always remember that I did whatever I could do here on this.
I could not possibly care about basically everything you think I do, and that's how it is. Carrying weight is a joke to me. Oh, but several other people, holy shit, it was like a bomb went off in their pants. Okay Crockett; okay Tubbs. Go get 'em. What a fabulous idea! Things will be better all over then.
Am I sorry for Booth and Oswald, pinks and cocaine too?
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When I found out that I was being used unknowingly, I put a stop to it--as far as I knew how, it's not like I am omniscient, I am sure there is still more ongoing--and anyone with their nose out of shape over it can invite themselves to a long tall glass of shut the fuck up. I am not your plaything.
And last I saw it, neither was that twenty-five pound phone. I will always wonder what that person was driven to do, while I was busy elsewhere, and when I saw that my car kept getting moved around, being driven by I didn't know who, with comings and goings into my house while I was not present, I came to recognize, oh, well, it's a fucking time travelers' travel stop. Neat! Now I am really on the map.
It's been three months and not one of you have peered past the veil of deception to uncover a key circumstance: five years of my life has been taken from me in exchange for watching all of you humble yourselves. It wasn't an unfair exchange, but imagine what would have been, if I hadn't been kept in the dark and fed bullshit. Every day. FIVE YEARS.
I feel the same way now as I did when I was nineteen, fresh off the mountain, so clueless. Sitting in cafes for hours, waiting for my life to begin.
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Now, that's a mushroom. Look, it's done now. Maybe not for some, but it is for me. I'm good. I've moved on. What is to come next is beyond my control and I don't have skin in the game, and further, I have no investment in the outcome. In short: I don't belong, and I don't have any compulsion to obsessively fit in everywhere. I honestly give not a single shit what those two and their 'dorbs families are and were up to, and the fact that they had some sort of falling out over shit that I never heard about and then they both desperately lied to me and to each other (while claiming they weren't talking at all the whole goddam time) perfectly explains the rampant inconsistencies that made no sense at all, at all, ever since... December 2019.
Nearly three years of some moron trying to get me to be the fall guy for some hood rat reprobate without any remaining trace of human-grade empathy. Christ Jesus. Well, at least I got some good training for when something actually matters.
Namaste. Have fun storming the castle. You all got played, cheersmate.
I heard, that if the Deities are installed in the temple with proper ceremonies, God will consent to reside within Them.
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Where were you on May 18th, 1988?
Goddess Biology class. All in.
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And yet you have been furiously masturbated to, many a time.
I really only remember the once. It was a ghast, (Blank).
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Not vague enough.
I'll throw in some jazz hands later.
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I'll throw in some jazz hands later.
Remember to rinse the jizz off first, basement dweller.
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Remember to rinse
Fast, frenetic slurping.
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if the Deities are installed in the temple with proper ceremonies
Well, I won't know ‘till later if they fagged that up or not. I possess only a modicum of appropriate curiosity. I could ask Neighbor (Blank), but I could just as soon forget about it for a while.
Maybe a little more curiosity than a modicum. It is Spring. I'm about to lose my s*** up in here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phmizUdHUVI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXb6By9mCl8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDcOim_WSOI
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Pfizer announced a new treatment for Alopecia on March 23rd. Pfizer who Sponsored the Oscars. Now everybody is talking about Alopecia because Will Smith slapped Chris Rock for making fun of his bald wife.
About Etrasimod
Etrasimod is an oral, once-a-day, selective sphingosine 1-phosphate (S1P) receptor modulator being investigated for a range of immuno-inflammatory diseases including ulcerative colitis, Crohn’s Disease, atopic dermatitis, eosinophilic esophagitis, and alopecia areata.
https://www.pfizer.com/news/press-release/press-release-detail/pfizer-announces-positive-top-line-results-phase-3-trial
I have no response to that.
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I can't argue with this. I won't argue with this. And, goddam it, I am not taking any endorsement money from Nike.
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This is why i drive a first gen taco with 300k going to 600k and beyond
Oh 3RZ head gaskets you so silly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cw27U1524A
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Didnt Ben belong to some kinky sex club? par for the course i guess
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Didnt Ben belong to some kinky sex club?
He volunteered to infect himself with syphilis and went over and f***** all the French aristocracy's daughters. (Most likely with the aid of Native American poultices and salves that were designed to enhance concupiscence amongst the Punyling pubescent.) Dangerous Liaisons was inspired by his exploits.
par for the course i guess
You don't have to guess. We can deduce.
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Didnt Ben belong to some kinky sex club? par for the course i guess
The Hell Fire Club. He was a true libertine. ;) ;)
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Glenn Beck
I can't believe I'm losing mindshare to this guy. I'm going to go buy some more fudge ripple.
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I can't believe I'm losing mindshare to this guy. I'm going to go buy some more fudge ripple.
I knew you were going to say something stupid like that. ::)
Glenn Beck, with his own money, rescued many of the Afghani allies that Biden wouldn’t and left behind to be killed. He also happens to have a brilliant analytical mind when it comes to politics. He deserves respect. Try pulling your noggin out of the old rectum once in awhile. ;)
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+1, Fearless
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqtRLtQ3cpQ
Squash Union
For the record, their coffee sucks!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqtRLtQ3cpQ
Squash Union
For the record, their coffee sucks!
It always tastes burnt.
Dunkin donuts rules.
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Dunkin donuts rules.
Rock the vote.
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For the record, their coffee sucks!
+1, Echo Chamber
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa-8XF6KybU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDChCaPyjWs
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[...] freedoms must be slashed. removed. it is only through the relentless digital stalking of citizens that the liberal, micro-managing government..."
RDSOCees? I think they're just a myth.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrTbIgpGr_M
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Robert (Durden)
@realrobdurden
Just today Biden sent Nazis $33Billion, created a Ministry of Truth, and allowed for the censoring/freezing of funds of numerous journalists, but tell me again how Trump was Hitler.
11:23 PM · Apr 28, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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This fucking guy. Actual scrub. He looks like should be rolling saving throws down at the Piggly-Wiggly down by the docks.
My robes are better. Flat. Fact. And I will fight to the rape and death anyone in a fruity fuckin' robe who disagrees.
"The only way to meet one's soulmate, is to become your own soulmate. One does this, by healing one's own soul, rolling hella saving throws with a strong pimp-dice-strike, and helping Mrs. Paul cross the street. Once. ONCE. WITHOUT ROPE." *CLICK*
Sounds like work: it is. Worthtotes.
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I'm ordering more oil for the minions to bring to boiling temperature as soon as The Black Cauldron is ready. Should be any day now. /groan
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Is this because the journalists are treasonous?
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Is this because the journalists are treasonous?
Of course! We’re all bad people. Only the government is good and can be trusted.
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Of course! We’re all bad people.
Keyser Soze forgives.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9V0Wohv-rM
I keep remembering how malnourished and underfed the characters in 1984 are and how ration portions kept being decreased and little pleasures taken away from them. Now, would you like a dropper full of Victory gin?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2L4yrCzFJWc
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I was already dispersing when dispersing wasn't cool.
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What would you consider to be a good security exercise at a major airport? Maybe an active shooter, maybe a bomb threat? How about unarmed, peaceful protesters? Toronto decided that was going to be their first major security exercise since covid.
It seems like a good way to drive home the point of how dangerous those damn freedom loving protesters are. Hell, they are now more dangerous that terrorism. II wonder if the police in Ulvade Texas had trained for peaceful, unarmed protesters instead of active shooters?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/toronto-pearson-holds-mock-emergency-183700522.html
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu2fDS66Kko
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68bjj1rfdqM
protect our shared heritage': Neil Oliver
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Just one missile strike at this meeting would take care of SO MANY of the world’s problems. Come on, patriots!
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Just one missile strike at this meeting would take care of SO MANY of the world’s problems. Come on, patriots!
That would be going off script and metaphysically impossible.
You don't have to like it, she dont have to care.
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That would be going off script and metaphysically impossible.
You don't have to like it, she dont have to care.
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The best jazz musicians are improvisers. 8)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNv6LSpOqok
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjgGzCKh13Y
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I've wondered that myself. Would it solve all the problems or would a new crop of assholes emerge, like a giant game of Whack-a-mole?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE0DF9MT5J8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPH8tMmO-Uw
It sure would be great if people rise up and overthrow this tyrannical government...in Minecraft.
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The reason you have to have vaccine passports is that your entire planet is infested with self-centered SELF-ABSORBED NARCISSISTIC BEE BAGS/clones, AKA “HYOO-m∅ns.”
(Author’s Note: I can't tell you what happens next due to the fact that I'm crying. I can't even see the phone screen, because I wrote the thing that just made me cry after I finished it on my Samsung 822 Android phone, you know most garbage one geek shits out, you send to a_typewriter but apparently I'm too good for that. No, I'm a special breed of idiot.)
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT CREEPY CRAWLY SNAKES AND BUGS AND ANNE-LIDS AND PUPPY DOG TAILS, is what peak performance looks like on some planets... and now I assume... that the Holy Trinity remains in_contact.
I'm on a dickstar stream. Those of you who need me can find me and those of you who want to find me
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need two/2\Three Eves.
THIS IS REAL WORLD ACTUAL
THIS IS NOT EXERCISE.
1LAW/LOVE
One LAW under Love. MJCG-K out, congratulations to Glowy: owe UTea. (Some people can be very surprised. Don't wait for them-get ahead. E. O. L.
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(Author’s Note: I can't tell you what happens next due to the fact that I'm crying. I can't even see the phone screen, because I wrote the thing that just made me cry after I finished it on my Samsung 822 Android phone, you know most garbage one geek shits out, you send to a_typewriter but apparently I'm too good for that. No, I'm a special breed of idiot.)
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT CREEPY CRAWLY SNAKES AND BUGS AND ANNE-LIDS AND PUPPY DOG TAILS, is what peak performance looks like on some planets... and now I assume... that the Holy Trinity remains in_contact.
I'm on a dickstar stream. Those of you who need me can find me and those of you who want to find me
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need two/2\Three Eves.
THIS IS REAL WORLD ACTUAL
THIS IS NOT EXERCISE.
1LAW/LOVE
One LAW under Love. MJCG-K out, congratulations to Glowy: owe UTea. (Some people can be very surprised. Don't wait for them-get ahead. E. O. L.
Eh, Tony...Hey! 8)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYfKWQqvFac
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25%? Less than 10% of the population fought in the American revolution. Civil war time yet?
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Civil war time yet?
I think that after re-establishing dominance so brilliantly, the other "combatants” shoukd be allowed a bit of a grace period before any new struggles escalate, so as to study and learn from my many various signature finishing moves, already enshrined in the annals of history, at least until an EMP hits.
I don't have a plan for that, btw. It's not likely to be real relevant to my interests anyway, as I have lots of books and no reason not to simply... you know, read them. Like people do.
That being said, all this cough syrup, like omg, I should confess all my insecurities to The Good Old Boy Network... while not overly indicating I was largely, ah, (heh heh) “salting the data.”
Also, I'm not gonna lie: I'm still not sure if I've been “clout chasing” or not and I'm still mystified as to what issues caused this rats’ nest to develop in your collective zeitgeist here... such as it is, what yet remains.
Civil war time yet?
Exactly who is a viable target? Aren't they decimated? Hey, maybe they figured out how to get into the A.R.G. beta. (I know I'm not in charge of that, I can barely keep track in order to shave—which would obviously be a great use of my time every day.)
I can legit feel your rage simmering though subspace channels. It's clear to me that it's not my doing, which as far as unfounded speculation goes, is proof enough to me, because if I could just imagine that I were not an empath, I could have just done something sensible, like join the military. Or the local Rotary.
I'm not scared but I'm kind of giddy; because whatever happens, at least something has. And at least someone told me something about something once.
Oh btw, I saved the whole planet yesterday from... I forget now. It was a real pain, whatever it was. I'm drawing a legit blank when I try to recall the details... oh yeah, I reminded everyone about First Contact and watched everyone pretend that's nothing.
I thought I could only ever get -so- flattered, but... I guess there's more room than I thought.
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I think that after re-establishing dominance so brilliantly, the other "combatants” shoukd be allowed a bit of a grace period before any new struggles escalate, so as to study and learn from my many various signature finishing moves, already enshrined in the annals of history, at least until an EMP hits.
I don't have a plan for that, btw. It's not likely to be real relevant to my interests anyway, as I have lots of books and no reason not to simply... you know, read them. Like people do.
That being said, all this cough syrup, like omg, I should confess all my insecurities to The Good Old Boy Network... while not overly indicating I was largely, ah, (heh heh) “salting the data.”
Also, I'm not gonna lie: I'm still not sure if I've been “clout chasing” or not and I'm still mystified as to what issues caused this rats’ nest to develop in your collective zeitgeist here... such as it is, what yet remains.
Exactly who is a viable target? Aren't they decimated? Hey, maybe they figured out how to get into the A.R.G. beta. (I know I'm not in charge of that, I can barely keep track in order to shave—which would obviously be a great use of my time every day.)
I can legit feel your rage simmering though subspace channels. It's clear to me that it's not my doing, which as far as unfounded speculation goes, is proof enough to me, because if I could just imagine that I were not an empath, I could have just done something sensible, like join the military. Or the local Rotary.
I'm not scared but I'm kind of giddy; because whatever happens, at least something has. And at least someone told me something about something once.
Oh btw, I saved the whole planet yesterday from... I forget now. It was a real pain, whatever it was. I'm drawing a legit blank when I try to recall the details... oh yeah, I reminded everyone about First Contact and watched everyone pretend that's nothing.
I thought I could only ever get -so- flattered, but... I guess there's more room than I thought.
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Actually, I think it’s quite funy how you, a fifty year old man, clutches his pearls everytime I speak real truth to power. ;D
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I literally can't tell if you're hiding behind ritual as a coping mechanism or if there's some arcane purpose to reposting the same non-sequiter... Or if it even still has anything to do with me at all, it could just be that I'm the only one still posting here.
I'll be blunt: I'm basically only still here because there's no point in changing my identity and disappearing until the trials are done. It's not like I'm scared, it's not like I did anything wrong, it's not like I'm not looking forward to it it's just gone on way too long, I have no idea what's going on in the world, and while I don't expect any of you to act as my mommy, I will point out... I'm not agitated at all about recent events, and in light of rumours spread on this very forum, it really does feel as though I only had value to any of you as a person you could hang a "kick me" sign from.
In my defense if any of you had told me that you were literally all cops I probably would have been more sensitive, oh yeah that reminds me I can do drugs all I want so... I'm going to go do some and this totally legal haha. Now I know some of you are jelly... and that is too damn bad.
I would like to make it clear that I'm not just hanging around ready to spring got you questions on people who happen to know things that are interesting I mean I don't have think I have a demonstrated a need to know a certain kinds of compartmentalized information, or that I have a right to know anything, or anybody gives a shit about that anyway, certainly not the way I was all too happy to answer all the questions put to me no matter how rude they were for quite worrying period of time and then only until this moment that I bothered to mention hey you know that's not really very fair.
Maybe you should get a refund for all the money I gave you to listen to me tell you what I thought was true? And what was it that is at stake again? Oh yeah we got to get a currency that can be traded through interstellar mediums so that planet Earth can join the larger galactic community. No you probably run an ISP that's capable of sending interplanetary internet signals back and forth but you know it's coming in the day.
I don't know how it works, I don't need to know how it works. But one day it'll be possible to send money from New York to a bank on Aloha Centauri... with crypto. Now, what is it that we share a common interest in here? I kind of forgot once y'all started virtual signaling like I was doing something bad, it's too bad I missed the trial where the statements of deposed witnesses was brought up. Et cetera.
Come on, I'm kidding! Why, don't be so tense. Hey at least I'm not calling the police... at this time.
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I literally can't tell if you're hiding behind ritual as a coping mechanism or if there's some arcane purpose to reposting the same non-sequiter... Or if it even still has anything to do with me at all, it could just be that I'm the only one still posting here.
I'll be blunt: I'm basically only still here because there's no point in changing my identity and disappearing until the trials are done. It's not like I'm scared, it's not like I did anything wrong, it's not like I'm not looking forward to it it's just gone on way too long, I have no idea what's going on in the world, and while I don't expect any of you to act as my mommy, I will point out... I'm not agitated at all about recent events, and in light of rumours spread on this very forum, it really does feel as though I only had value to any of you as a person you could hang a "kick me" sign from.
In my defense if any of you had told me that you were literally all cops I probably would have been more sensitive, oh yeah that reminds me I can do drugs all I want so... I'm going to go do some and this totally legal haha. Now I know some of you are jelly... and that is too damn bad.
I would like to make it clear that I'm not just hanging around ready to spring got you questions on people who happen to know things that are interesting I mean I don't have think I have a demonstrated a need to know a certain kinds of compartmentalized information, or that I have a right to know anything, or anybody gives a shit about that anyway, certainly not the way I was all too happy to answer all the questions put to me no matter how rude they were for quite worrying period of time and then only until this moment that I bothered to mention hey you know that's not really very fair.
Maybe you should get a refund for all the money I gave you to listen to me tell you what I thought was true? And what was it that is at stake again? Oh yeah we got to get a currency that can be traded through interstellar mediums so that planet Earth can join the larger galactic community. No you probably run an ISP that's capable of sending interplanetary internet signals back and forth but you know it's coming in the day.
I don't know how it works, I don't need to know how it works. But one day it'll be possible to send money from New York to a bank on Aloha Centauri... with crypto. Now, what is it that we share a common interest in here? I kind of forgot once y'all started virtual signaling like I was doing something bad, it's too bad I missed the trial where the statements of deposed witnesses was brought up. Et cetera.
Come on, I'm kidding! Why, don't be so tense. Hey at least I'm not calling the police... at this time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMas_FFGQWs
This will certainly trigger Jackstar to post some gay shit.
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I think it’s quite funy how you,
Bringing laughter to your heart and throat chakras has been the compensatory daydream of my never-sought vindication that, at one point, was all the closure I could have ever had... I thought. Instead, I was preparing for a showdown that I thought would never ever be. (I remember thinking years and years later that I would probably never see her again at all, for although I was I guess over the disappointment of an unexplained death, I didn't see how I was going to be able to be friends with somebody who didn't really want to talk about why we weren't friends. Firstly, I don't really want to talk about it either. Secondly, I can see why y'all thought I was so dumb, coz like I can't fathom having an entirely unacknowledged person here the whole time that must have been quietly seething the whole time, struggling to ignore any acknowledgment of wanting any attention from me anyway, like how did my empathy not work? “I arranged all this just to read your spam—without ever telling you—so as not to risk exposure of myself to any information that might force a dissolution of prejudiced, bigoted and erroneously reached conclusions of yours.” I should have barely been able to make out the avatar of the little green troll past all the heat coming right off the page. It should have brought out the wet in the air, yeah, you know what I mean: the moist. But with bile. Like, I thought it might have been Deacon, Hell for all I know, maybe it is, they probably have a golem they can plug mindgems into. I'm progressively minded. I never really gave much of a concern about who was who on this website because I didn't work in your industry, and I still don't.) I didn't ever really try to find her: with a name like mine, I knew at some point she could if she so chose. It's been four months since I found out she's not dead, and before that it was years. I was not obsessed with this person, I'm not obsessed now. And I knew there was exactly zero chance that anybody would believe that I really had no idea nor was I even actively looking for her until I suddenly did realize that it may not have been reasonable for me to assume that you would even have been using the same name.
This whole particular channel of the sideshow television network utterly fascinates me, as this is a really unusual circumstance. Properly marketed and exploited, we could have made a whole series of idk what, but certainly something different than... well, whatever.
Well, instead, this. “I think it's Quite Funy how you...” all conspired together to keep me deliberately ignorant as to the nature of the situation. I suppose “conspire” is not an ideal word, but, I just need to consider Podbean, Thunderdome and Christmas At Ground Zero for the briefest of moments before I realize: yeah this was a fairly sinister dynamic, that had always been there—for them—and then all of a sudden one day I just felt like snapping on a dime and actually initiating a legitimate contact protocol, perhaps hiring a private detective, but I could not ever know just how Quite Funy it all would have looked, until I suddenly found myself reevaluating virtually the entire content of my mind as it resembled this new information. For example, I was quite shocked to realize that this must have meant that every single time I asked Allison if she had any contact... that she had been lying every time she said no. I think that was four times that I asked over 5 years, once again not really on my mind. “When did they meet” it's not a question I give any time to, I can't even imagine talking about that kind of thing until there's a reason presented to me that I need to know that information.
In theory, posts on a web forum can come from the future if they're hooked up through a... I forget what, but there's some way to look at information that travels through time, because mirrors. I forget these details of these things that I don't really know much about, but I'll just put it simply, I don't know where Missus Yoda came from, what was going on with all that, and why I kept getting strange questions and intuitions without explanation. Mostly because I had nothing more exciting going on, and I wished to be able to show off what I had done with my time. If I had to, that was. This was not a well-formed plan. Art Bell started Dark Matter while I sat alone in my parents’ basement, it never occurred to me to get on a website and talk to friends about Art Bell because I didn't have any, my nose fix was not for another several years, and I cannot stress to all of you enough how significant the ability to breathe has been to my life. Extra oxygen has really enhanced my abilities to perceive color and have a conversation without looking like a spaz. I don't know what I was doing, but I had no other encouragement or ambition at the time. I've been here ever since. Did I just show up and take root? Good Lord did she keep a diary of that time, probably not, or maybe she did! I have no fucking idea. Would I want to read it? And I think if the three of them to any significant measure had thought that was a good idea, it probably could have happened—nobody has a restraining order, right? just the usual EMERGENCY (I know I feel alarmed) so I think that since it didn't it's probably an indicator that was... undesirable. Reasons unclear. Seems like it would have been something that might have been able to be talked about those two back-to-back therapy sessions for $300 bucks we did, which I rather like, but it seemed to be a threat that I was figuring things out.
Here's what I think is funny: that_woman hadn't lost her_biscuits any sooner, she apparently didn't have any positive stories about me to share, and doing this in public is the best idea I ever had my life. It's brilliant, it never occurred to me that the entire world will want to read this, I never thought I'd have 20 years of catching up to do with somebody that I didn't really know if I'd ever see again, and certainly not like this.
And what was that you said about running a forum into the ground with personal journals, given that I remember being left alone on a forum before too and I don't remember you sticking around to keep company while watching me. I do remember many years ago getting the impression that I was trying to be baited into believing that Metron was you, and that this was being done so that I would be fooled into "talking to you" all night while being misled by what would actually be a robot, what a thighslapper, while you did something else that didn't have anything to do with me... oh I know, you could have encouraged Anita to post what she did that night, because if you would would not know until then that that was I oh who the Hell knows this is way too much speculation. Note: (who the Hell knows) in this case means everybody you trusted not to tell me, which would be everyone.
It sounds like a real blast. I personally would have wanted to let somebody know that I was aware, rather than hide but I'm not sure what happened to you to make you less secure, and so far I don't prefer it, I liked your confidence better before.
Hear that? And I do mean read the words out loud when you see them, she thinks I'm funny... no no she thinks, that it's funny that I think; that's even better. And there's misspelled words here. Maybe one maybe two I can't be bothered to scroll up and look.
Definitely wrote funy instead of puny I think, but I think she's probably trying to be clever and make it look like she's trying to imply that I'm puny, even though I can't really go for that with my recently enhanced street cred. The last thing I am is puny. Oh, never mind, of course she's talking about my Mike Rowe penis. Definitely the last thing on my mind.
Okay I got to scroll up again and see what she said I forget. (Jackstar contemplates his memories of Azzerae’s journal, which NATURALLY Okay I'm back, I think I think she's been switched with the other one, this one seems a little more I don't want to say sophisticated more like polished or something something with more vibration to it it's different or maybe she just oh wait that sounds bad I don't want to apply that I don't mean to insult this person.
I hope it never gets to that point. I can be pretty vicious when I unleash my safety features that prevent me from being pretty vicious by accident, because I've come to find that a lot of people just didn't seem to go to public school when they grow up and the concept of words hurting them is one that keeps them up at night. Now my case it hasn't happened since I was 8 or 9, when I was watching The Dukes Of Hazzard, and there was this commercial for something called the jelly belly doll I can still hear the sound of the song. The jingle... it haunts me. I had imagined that night laying in bed definitely trying to sleep and escape the visions, that everyone that looked at me would just say something insulting and then start singing the song and thankfully it was just it was just one pair of girls who did that and apparently the look on my face and was so devastated that nobody else in the school did that ever again; to me anyway.
And I was right. I went to school and within 30 minutes I heard some girls laughing at me jelly belly jelly belly as I had a pannis at a young age because reasons and I found it to be very horrifyingly embarrassing. It is of course a very medical thing very Latin thing for the pannis and the penis to be written the same way because they're both of course incredibly embarrassing.
Remember in pulp fiction where that was her face the French word he was fucking she said that it would be cute to have a pot belly I didn't think it would be cute to have potbelly although I guess if she had when she was cute she could just get on her knees and cuddle it while I did it from her ear but I really like that either because the further away in the ass I can get the better.
But I digress what was I doing? Oh yeah. Princess message haunted me. Maybe I should start proofreading better, but it sometimes pleases me.
you,
That one word right there gets me hot as a goddam pistol. That the word even could not be there, but that it needs to be there. The loathing could not be as precise as it needs to be on its own without it. The Master is talking about actual douchebag. The real McCoy. Shithead MacGillicuddy. I can just see it now, the brow furrowing as she's sweatin’ it, thinking over on the exact combination of vowels and consonants; the selection of which, she's going to select and use by her very own free will choice alone to get across to the audience—well, Me—the exact amount of vile, bucolic and/or abhorrent distaste she truly feels for me and my ilk, at times, her diminishing reductive 'n' scathing judgements always relentlessly focusing in on down to settle upon the slovenly, beastly nature that I casually cast about from my personage with while walking around, sometimes in a bathrobe, sometimes stark naked, that -is- my preference, and certainly of late, I am quite nearly always brazenly unkempt, unshaved, and needless to say, hardly even ever washed at all; slovenly presented unthinkingly to the outside world fore it to observe me like I don't even care either it or me, coz like, right now: I don't. Look at that shit, I just wrote all that text following one word that she just thought would be a little add-on for style. Maybe panache. Not really so much grace needed when describing my Most Loyal Highness.
a fifty year old man
1. Okay, except I'm 49. You round it up to 50... why? It's a great number, it's got a 5 digit in it, it's even and not odd very nice, you can count up to all of it on one hand if your county finger is 10 and I know you do, except I'm not 50 I'm 7 squared, and then the subtext is getting older is bad... Yeah, well maybe for you. Know your own worth, and add tax that you pay to yourself, well I am really stoned everything that I write looks unbearably stupid, I mean not like the old way, well maybe I do I'll have to go back and look at something I wrote.
I'm not even there yet and I'm already not even close to peak performance levels. All I do is get out of bed and work at the internet, occasionally go out for supplies to spend the day fretting over the growing cost of, occasionally remember to dutifully consume said supplies, and running the occasional diplomacy gig. (Picture this: me talking to myself, except with feeling. That's about it. Some arm waving involved. I think that's a sign of weakness though.) Now, I know that I can't prove that I have occasionally been asked to mediate disputes between two beings outer space, how the fuck that happens I don't fucking know, like they got like a teleporter for telepathy or they got like a shining like fuck it whatever some kind of fucking imaginary Sp/Å\ce age New Thought shit. (One time I saw her disappear in a shrinking wormhole type deal like when that evil version of Diane on Twin Peaks: The Return got all angry and then dissolved into nothingness. This was the conversation that several months ago when I was staying at the other motel, and something developed in the neurosphere that she needed to explain to me coz like I was totesirritated for bullshit and then she had some dumb conversation with me that I don't quite remember very well and then at the end of it she just disappeared into a collapsing pinsize black hole... and then she was gone. I remember for sure that I actually had a conversation with her, because whether it was in the mind or she was actually there in the room in front of me, whatever she said to me in our conversation was annoying enough that I got on Twitter on a Space and tried to record myself complaining for an hour and a half and the recording was mysteriously blanked.
But that was a different woman than the woman who was at the house when I came home Christmas Eve as well as a different woman who called the police Christmas Eve. I don't know if it can be instantaneous teleportation or they hide behind curtains or they get big get small real fast like there's four tinker bells and on her shoulder and then one big one carries them around, like, I don't know, nor do I care, I love the woman whether I'm dealing with 17 or just the mind of a 17 year old, I love Allison very much. Especially now that there's armed guards keeping her away from me and there is constant monitoring of all my digital communications so every word that I say to anyone can be tracked and packed and hacked to verify that I did not contact her, coz like there's no way of knowing she might get some bad little soup or some good Hyacinth chowder, and then she just might get a wild hair up her ass at any time, and start throwing death curses again. I've seen this actually create something that bounces off my aura and one time a little piece of something fell to the floor, like a leaf or something. I know how this sounds, but I really don't get that high that often, and while I'm not yet convinced of the totesreality of it all, I've never had these type of peak reality experiences with anyone else, and she will still always be the first person to actually show me more actual magic by accident in her day-to-day living than she ever wished to show me on purpose. Not having met very many people who use such skills at all, let alone second naturedly, I've come to find that most are not real excited about teaching that kind of thing to anyone. (Obviously this woman is somewhat cagey on details. I don't know how that's worked out for her before, and I may never know how it works out with her at all ever, because I'm going to need a pretty impressive story to justify to myself the effort I would subsequently have to go through in order to figure out what the hell to say to any of her remaining friends and family. I can't talk to anybody. I have no idea what's happening. Have they all built me a statue yet? I want to be looking into the sunset wearing a cool hat, and if I can have a cape too so much the better. The more I describe, the less real it seems, because that's how reality is constructed. Life is but a dream. I achieved transcendental illumination at age 22... I don't need to hear any shit from you people. The fact that I can write about this at all without having to censor myself with animated gif from a sitcom that nobody watches anymore speaks volumes as to my character and level of foundation infrastructure knowledge. I'm pretty bad at writing with voice to text while I'm this stoned though.
I won't lie; I've gone soft. I haven't had to engage in Mortal Kombat with anybody at all in several weeks. That doesn't actually help me practice whatever it is that I'm referring to as mortal Kombat, but it is fun to say and I do have a certain natural talent for being violent in the neurosphere, given that while it may still be violent to engage in mental violence, it is something I can do comfortably other than leaving it for last without getting out of my chair. And so how violent could A Man be while he's sitting calmly, twiddling his thumbs while relaxed in a chair with the name “Hannibal Lecter” on the back? Well I guess some would look calm.
Then, I somehow go to bed, and snore around for a while—and wake up determined to do it all over again. 7 months of this life, and it is totesredic. It's like spetsnaz training. I need to be at the bleeding edge of the performance curve. I'm learning compensatory techniques to deal with the crushing ennui, that are really quite innovative for their time.
I take the trash out differently now, I'm not so hard on myself for getting my coupons out of the Little Nickel. I genuinely enjoy the music of Crystal Method. I say things to myself, like “I'm going to do that tomorrow,” and I actually mean it.
clutches his pearls everytime I speak real truth to power.
Oh, I get it: she's wearing them—again—and you're going down on her and then you think you're being clever. Well, they're not really my pearls anymore, and they never were my pearls, they belong to My Mother and then they belonged to My Mother's Estate and then somebody needed them, which I don't actually begrudge anyone... Because the truth is I had them sitting around at arm's length for years and I didn't even look at them.
I'm aware of at least five timelines that Humanity is valid on, that's running through our world’s trajectory for the time being. I've no idea how any of this works. I'm real new at this. I've been drinking I've been getting stoned I've been vaping I've been staring at pictures of mushrooms and wondering if I can find one that smells like cheesecake... It's just that kind of home detention experience.
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did MV nuke Bellgab again?
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did MV nuke Bellgab again?
I think he just went out for some smokes. He’ll be back. ;)
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did MV nuke Bellgab again?
Nuked yes, but was it really MV? He walked away long ago.
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Pretty sneaky, Sis.
MV? He walked away long ago.
Imma let you finish. I would never think of interrupting any of all y'all at a time like this. In fact, do I even need to be here? *sounds of script pages rustling* Ah, yes, I see here that I must... be here later as well. Oh, well.
This is exciting, isn't it? *yawn* Maybe for some of you. For me... this is like Edison working through the list of potential candidates for the alloy to use as a filament for the light bulb. How does it feel, by the way? Lives hang in the balance right now, future fates hinging on the events that are about to unfold.
No one even brought me any flowers today. It's like I'm just some sort of MacGuffin to you people, an object to be fought over and bickered with as a distraction while one of your thuggy spooky buddies gets their freak shillelagh and their planned shenanigans on. I bet it's exhilarating.
Hey, are any of you an andrenaline junky? Because, the EpiPen that got planted here, it is... well, still here. I rarely think about it. So right there, DEMONSTRATED: I'm not the needle junky or needle junkie one may be looking for. (btw: the spelling with Y means the fiending is opioid-centric, while the -IE ending means that the addict will do aaaaaanytthing for the fix. So there. Now you know, I know. (I KNOW!) See?) I of course won't be touching that fucking thing for any purpose other than to laugh at it as a prop, because I have no idea where it came from and I have no idea what is in it. It's probably got a radioactive marker in it that lights up anyone who uses it for the rest of their lives to show up on X-Band space radar. In any event, I think it's funny.
The look on her face when I found it. Quite by accident. "Hey, what's this? Sweety? Do you know where this came from?" I am gazing at her innocently. She is in instant totespanic, deer in the headlights if there ever had been one.
Since she didn't immediately grab for it and act tempted at all, I figured it wasn't real at that point and that she had put it there, because the woman I love, she would have been all about trying to figure out a way to do it. With me. However, by then, I think she had been implanted with a bio-bug. (An unpleasant experience akin to rape, I don't mind telling you, and if she had been told not to tell me that had happened, well, that would have been persuasive.) But, this is all speculation.
but was it really MV?
Po-po-puh-puh-poke her FACE. And no matter what comes out of all this, I want you all to know... I respect your skills, I admire your talent, and I envy some if not all of your abilities, Bellgab.
But the streak of cruelty that you all share as a common element... it's very low-vibe. Low honor. No honour, really. And, if nothing else, it is cruelty by and for amateurs. (Note that by making this post, I will have just made it very, very difficult for me to later claim that I hadn't intended on letting myself be "possessed by a demon" or whatever an insanity defense plea entails these days. Of course I am stating for the historical record that I'm not doing that, but... that's what they all say. I happen to know that I'm immune to that kind of possession thing, especially in this house, because it was already attempted twice, and my Shields held... but no one has anything to count on for that other than taking me at my word. Risky business indeed, Kids. Wish me luck, by the time you read this I will have stripped myself naked. *nyahh nyahh nyahh*) So. How cruel am I? I am so cruel as to taunt you all with the knowledge that... you won't succeed at making me any crueler than I already am. I have WON. So there.
Y'all should read more Machiavelli. Just sayin'. You could all learn a thing or two about how to set an ambush and lay in wait Proper. L'haim!
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The same bitch who told Newt Gingrich not to talk about Soros is now talking about Soros. Amazing how losing your cash cow can cause a turnaround in attitude like that. ::)
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The same bitch who told Newt Gingrich not to talk about Soros
Being told not to talk, to me, is a lot like telling me not to fart. I already do not want to fart.
Trollda: I thought you might want to mention that Soros is Austrian. Of course that is not what you have heard. I am an authority in this matter, however.
Newt Gingrich is old school Satanist cool. (Hail.) I don't really consider his needs as of any important anymore, as I am no longer terrified by those who misuse powers that I misunderstand.
Like what does this man do so that he's always around? Oh, right. He's a pimp. Turns out there are lots of pimps all over. I never use sex workers so I haven't seen them.
is now talking about Soros.
Painful -exs and sore ohs. I really must admit, I am at a bit of a loss here. I feel like no one is clear on what needs to happen here: whatever I say.
I don't have to do anything to attract someone. My phone has shitloads of contacts. they just don't show up so I can answer them, and the Fagin Team intercepts my messages. I'm not sure where I should complain.
I could use Sourcery? I don't really want to hurt these thieves. I just want my messages to work. I feel as though it's easier for a thief to stop stealing my shit, than it is to run around plugging security holes.
Amazing how losing your cash cow can cause a turnaround in attitude like that. ::)
Also amazing is figuring out that someone had literally sold me out--I really suppose that i am over it now, as these twerps were and are under duress... it feels weird. It's different for a mother with children. Putting a gun to their heads and cause a real turnaround in attitude.
Similarly, once I discovered that I hadn't been informed of crucial events since before I met the damn woman, it was easy to figure out what I had missed. Especially since there are people who have vanished lately, they really should be messaging me back. Unless I guess they are traphouses like me.
Let me make this clear: I know the law and my rights. THIS SHIT IS ENTRAPMENT. You know who I am I wanted a voiceprint once. I no longer bother anticipating aid. Maybe someone helps, sure. In a world where people are compelled to attack me for reasons that amount to peer pressure..
Multiple people who have never given money attempted to exhort my behavior today. They seemed to think that yelling works.
I bet it makes one hell of a voiceprint. In any event, not so good a point.
Speaking of yelling, I found myself speaking to the gal who finally got around to mentioning that she does have a secret on the job job. So... obviously awkward to hang around with. I wish I had known! I am not sure I need anything from an undercover cop, or ZA CDN, or... sigh.
I don't know what she is, to tell you the truth. It's some weird thing. And her daughter or whatever... it's beyond my control. I guess I should yell? Oh, well that doesn't work on me, I shouldn't think it goes the other way.
George Soros seems like a code phrase. (Divining happens...) Oh, it's something that doesn't affect me.
#1) I have no sympathy for anyone or anything except for the dame with the dead dad. (Sorry.) I'm not really emotionally available right now, you dig? See, that little blip about the dead dad, that's all I got in me. Zip. Been drained. Also, that amount of sensitivity is more than i have gotten from all of you from this entire site for the whole of its existence.
okay maybe minor anxious.
#2) Continuing ongoing events that have some kind of linkage to me that no one thinks is important add up and drain as a constant feature. For example! Jeff cloned my phone.
Jeff did not ask my permission. Okay, and on top of that, no one cares, thinks it ought to matter, and if I pushed the issue, I would be chastised for brijnging up a trivial thing. Right, so your opionions that you're entitled to, fill me with ennui. This will matter later.
#3) SOme of you seem upset that I have gone invite with my legal precedent. First important thing here is that it's real, worship me, don't just be jelly. It is okay to be jelly: yes, what I have done is awesome.
If the envy is too much, why not go harangue Mick Jagger? He gets to do do what he wants, and, he probably wants lots. I have been trained to only desire that which is what I should be having. If I only want what I can have, then I can have everything I want. This is key.
Envy is a drag. I do not envy anyone right now. There is no point. I have made my choice -- full spectrum dominance of the battlespace -- and you have made yours. Uhh... seeems like, families and shit, from here. Well, good for you.
I don't know what it will take for my personal circumstance to shift. I know that I do not feel like dealing with any kerfuflles. For example, I don't feel like paying bills. Also, people are hacking my account and taking money. I'm supposed to, like, reprot a theft? or something?
Sounds like too much work. I'll try to get to it. I do need money. since so litttle comes in. However it should be a indicative mark that what I got going on is so irritating that I just can't be bothered to REPORT ANOTHER CRIME and to be fair, it is not that it is hard to do.
It is that I choose not to reveal infomration to the enemy. The police have made themselves an adversary to me--that's fine. I am pretty goddam intimidating. Especially to police. Hang on.
(*sounds of meth vaping are heard*) Okay --exhales clouds of vapor-- see that? I get to do it. It's lawful. For me at least. I dont give a shit about the rest of you right now. Now, I understand. This is not how it usually goes. I know this. Be aware: I give zero shits on the opinion of ohters. I'd be jelly now too. However, most humans don't get incapacitated from being jelly. Typically they can shoulder the burden.
There's lots of things I am somewhat jeaous of. First things first: eye contact. some people have it, some don't. I don't. wihtout this, I am overly drained when engaging in interpersonal caculations, which happen... uh, like, whatever. look, I have a life, okay? most of it is annoyuing and none of it is encouraging. This will get by soon enough. I'm not sweating anything.
Still, it is an irritating condition and I don't see anyone being sensitive. I don't know if Iknow what that's like. I have a vague recall of being more empathic in the past. People change. It's just life. I will probably be more in accordance with my previous psych profile. Such as it was.
In the meantime you can all go to hell and die. I'm listening to Lou on stream from half an hour ago; it's tedious. "If Jeff don't show up, I'm gonna hit send!" DO IT. DO IT NOW. am I even involved? I have no idea. that's part of my issue these days.
whether I am inovled or not, I have a very close to baseline response to any issue. "I don't care. shut up." Yeah, see, I don't like that either.
I could whine about this but I'd rather not. I don't want to whine at all! What's next, hrrm...
#5) Clayton. I guess he runs around doing shit. Okay, well, great. Hold him down, take his lunch money, give it all to me. I know you won't. Do I even care? YES, in fact a ransacked house is a drag. I don't even care about the stuff that's left. It's lke being violated.
oh wait. it is being violated. it's still a violation. Now I guess I know what those peopel who are traumatically wounded and walk aruond is like. okay, well great. meanwhile I don't think I'm likely to murder him. (Standards.) I also don't think I have any likelihood of watching porn with Spoof.
Interest level: zero. Oh, porn, huh. Okay. Have fun? oddly enough I think this is one of those things that would have bee nthought to make me outraged... why? dunno. maybe then. Maybe. Now, NO. I'm so burnt on this issue. snapchat gets flled bwith the shit, and I have the best repsosne to it--I fill the reply window with pages and pages of text.
About you, Bellgab. I blog to pornographers on Snapchat about you, all of you. Whatever I feel like talking about. I don't care. You have no control over me. I'll just do whatever I want, and if it's a problem then please just break my neck, no need to break a leg.
I'm aware that it's not great to have as an attitude. It'l prolly clear up soon-ish.
Similarly, the girl with the father who tells me in snooty, snarly voice, on his front yard: dude. seriously. Just fuck off. I'm fucking fifty. I have to get yelled at by a parent? sweet baby jesus. this is kafkasesque. It's not like I"m offended. It's that he's a twerp and he couldn't threaten me, just embarssed her, and then what will the neighbors think? Not likely to be "oh we know him" because they don't. And 25 years without taking drugs and sexing a woman who ACTUALLY HAS DONE THAT with everyone, but not me! because I'm wholesome! probaly actual answer.
so anyway I didn't have any on me, because this is kidna the first sign that this is a big deal... because she did ask me to get it and I mysteriously have been in no hurry. WHOLE THING SETUP. Duh. She doesn't want anything but attetion. It's fine with me. Obviously I am not gonna have a stroke.
Her dad, though. Bigmad. APparenlty he does'nt get out manuercared usally. IDGAF, I'm a mastermind genius and I don't need this tiny salty twerp hollering at me with fuckign ORDERS at my age. I've known his daugher 25 years. I don't response well to pimp-daddy's. Iv'e got my own problems. Does this guy give a shit? oh, fuck no.
oh, but he'l just holler at me. like I'm a thug. Sigh. So, anyway, obviously, she does it and gets it from somewhere else and HEY go bother him, d00d. because this is all political.
They just coatriding my star. Besides that girl is not the best temperatment. So I didn't need his fucking advice. I guess it was an order? well, fine, because I don't think I"m going there anyway, as in additon to not doing drugs with me, we don't have sex wither, so obivolouslly, a waste of time.
moving on. why am I yping this? uh, right you miss me. I don't feel like talking. I think you're probably all loathsome scum. I'll just assume that. Why not? Oh, right, it's my turn for that.
Confidence in social graces safety net is at an all time low-low-low.
Next up: diet, hygiene, and medical attention. The whole category is a nightare. This is not rock bottom. This is a total lack of contextual reference. there's no one else here. that does make things simple. no one nags me. I can just close my eyes. Boom, instant Mr. Clean.
I could not possibly care at all about much of anything until someone else exists on a 3d level. This is not co-depenedene. This is "I want to leave town." Why clean the kitchen when I can just leave it behind? sounds great.
Back to conversation. Well, this is not that one. (I left a message.) I don't really need to sweat this with someone that zI am going to... I don't know! It depends. I am not able to select what work is giong to be done.
Alone, that is. I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna theorize again. There's a Divine plan. I gotta trust it. "gotta." pfft. I have no energy for class right now. In any event in a normal world I would, you know, call someone. Talk? hi! *sniper_rifle_clipIN* let it rip.
In other news, I have confirmed that KMM is not really at all very sympthetic or understanding and is now configured to be a toteslezz thuggy piggy ACTUAL_Cop. Wasn't easy! What a peculiar family. They think they're in charge of anything? They're retarded.
I guess I appear to be someone who can get taken advantage of, as I used to consider her someone who will be swindled soon after apparents death, and I really thought she ight need a friend. Now I don't know whow this is relevant now, except... well, she's relevant. to the court case.
I could give a shit about any of your problems, Bellgab, because you deserve friends like her.
And I no one deserves to take that person seriously. Latrern off.
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No one but you gives a shit about your personal dramas. They really don’t. Making EVERYTHING about you is the very definition of narcissism. Smarten up! ::)
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No one but you gives a shit about your personal dramas. They really don’t. Making EVERYTHING about you is the very definition of narcissism. Smarten up! ::)
And nobody seems to care about my being abducted by aliens in my backyard.
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And nobody seems to care about my being abducted by aliens in my backyard.
Maybe they’re just jealous?
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And nobody seems to care about my being abducted by aliens in my backyard.
I care. I hate when that happens.
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Maybe they’re just jealous?
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As my forum PCP, I think you'd know. Therefore, you must be correct.
I noticed you didn't use the trendy and incredibly gay pop culture contraction “jelly” like faggot-ass Jackstar does, all the time.
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I care. I hate when that happens.
This is true, Ann. You do care.
Thank you
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As my forum PCP, I think you'd know. Therefore, you must be correct.
I noticed you didn't use the trendy and incredibly gay pop culture contraction “jelly” like faggot-ass Jackstar does, all the time.
Not only that but I’m struggling to figure out what PCP means. ???
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Primary care physician. :D
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Being told not to talk, to me, is a lot like telling me not to fart. I already do not want to fart.
Trollda: I thought you might want to mention that Soros is Austrian. Of course that is not what you have heard. I am an authority in this matter, however.
Newt Gingrich is old school Satanist cool. (Hail.) I don't really consider his needs as of any important anymore, as I am no longer terrified by those who misuse powers that I misunderstand.
Like what does this man do so that he's always around? Oh, right. He's a pimp. Turns out there are lots of pimps all over. I never use sex workers so I haven't seen them.
Painful -exs and sore ohs. I really must admit, I am at a bit of a loss here. I feel like no one is clear on what needs to happen here: whatever I say.
I don't have to do anything to attract someone. My phone has shitloads of contacts. they just don't show up so I can answer them, and the Fagin Team intercepts my messages. I'm not sure where I should complain.
I could use Sourcery? I don't really want to hurt these thieves. I just want my messages to work. I feel as though it's easier for a thief to stop stealing my shit, than it is to run around plugging security holes.
Also amazing is figuring out that someone had literally sold me out--I really suppose that i am over it now, as these twerps were and are under duress... it feels weird. It's different for a mother with children. Putting a gun to their heads and cause a real turnaround in attitude.
Similarly, once I discovered that I hadn't been informed of crucial events since before I met the damn woman, it was easy to figure out what I had missed. Especially since there are people who have vanished lately, they really should be messaging me back. Unless I guess they are traphouses like me.
Let me make this clear: I know the law and my rights. THIS SHIT IS ENTRAPMENT. You know who I am I wanted a voiceprint once. I no longer bother anticipating aid. Maybe someone helps, sure. In a world where people are compelled to attack me for reasons that amount to peer pressure..
Multiple people who have never given money attempted to exhort my behavior today. They seemed to think that yelling works.
I bet it makes one hell of a voiceprint. In any event, not so good a point.
Speaking of yelling, I found myself speaking to the gal who finally got around to mentioning that she does have a secret on the job job. So... obviously awkward to hang around with. I wish I had known! I am not sure I need anything from an undercover cop, or ZA CDN, or... sigh.
I don't know what she is, to tell you the truth. It's some weird thing. And her daughter or whatever... it's beyond my control. I guess I should yell? Oh, well that doesn't work on me, I shouldn't think it goes the other way.
George Soros seems like a code phrase. (Divining happens...) Oh, it's something that doesn't affect me.
#1) I have no sympathy for anyone or anything except for the dame with the dead dad. (Sorry.) I'm not really emotionally available right now, you dig? See, that little blip about the dead dad, that's all I got in me. Zip. Been drained. Also, that amount of sensitivity is more than i have gotten from all of you from this entire site for the whole of its existence.
okay maybe minor anxious.
#2) Continuing ongoing events that have some kind of linkage to me that no one thinks is important add up and drain as a constant feature. For example! Jeff cloned my phone.
Jeff did not ask my permission. Okay, and on top of that, no one cares, thinks it ought to matter, and if I pushed the issue, I would be chastised for brijnging up a trivial thing. Right, so your opionions that you're entitled to, fill me with ennui. This will matter later.
#3) SOme of you seem upset that I have gone invite with my legal precedent. First important thing here is that it's real, worship me, don't just be jelly. It is okay to be jelly: yes, what I have done is awesome.
If the envy is too much, why not go harangue Mick Jagger? He gets to do do what he wants, and, he probably wants lots. I have been trained to only desire that which is what I should be having. If I only want what I can have, then I can have everything I want. This is key.
Envy is a drag. I do not envy anyone right now. There is no point. I have made my choice -- full spectrum dominance of the battlespace -- and you have made yours. Uhh... seeems like, families and shit, from here. Well, good for you.
I don't know what it will take for my personal circumstance to shift. I know that I do not feel like dealing with any kerfuflles. For example, I don't feel like paying bills. Also, people are hacking my account and taking money. I'm supposed to, like, reprot a theft? or something?
Sounds like too much work. I'll try to get to it. I do need money. since so litttle comes in. However it should be a indicative mark that what I got going on is so irritating that I just can't be bothered to REPORT ANOTHER CRIME and to be fair, it is not that it is hard to do.
It is that I choose not to reveal infomration to the enemy. The police have made themselves an adversary to me--that's fine. I am pretty goddam intimidating. Especially to police. Hang on.
(*sounds of meth vaping are heard*) Okay --exhales clouds of vapor-- see that? I get to do it. It's lawful. For me at least. I dont give a shit about the rest of you right now. Now, I understand. This is not how it usually goes. I know this. Be aware: I give zero shits on the opinion of ohters. I'd be jelly now too. However, most humans don't get incapacitated from being jelly. Typically they can shoulder the burden.
There's lots of things I am somewhat jeaous of. First things first: eye contact. some people have it, some don't. I don't. wihtout this, I am overly drained when engaging in interpersonal caculations, which happen... uh, like, whatever. look, I have a life, okay? most of it is annoyuing and none of it is encouraging. This will get by soon enough. I'm not sweating anything.
Still, it is an irritating condition and I don't see anyone being sensitive. I don't know if Iknow what that's like. I have a vague recall of being more empathic in the past. People change. It's just life. I will probably be more in accordance with my previous psych profile. Such as it was.
In the meantime you can all go to hell and die. I'm listening to Lou on stream from half an hour ago; it's tedious. "If Jeff don't show up, I'm gonna hit send!" DO IT. DO IT NOW. am I even involved? I have no idea. that's part of my issue these days.
whether I am inovled or not, I have a very close to baseline response to any issue. "I don't care. shut up." Yeah, see, I don't like that either.
I could whine about this but I'd rather not. I don't want to whine at all! What's next, hrrm...
#5) Clayton. I guess he runs around doing shit. Okay, well, great. Hold him down, take his lunch money, give it all to me. I know you won't. Do I even care? YES, in fact a ransacked house is a drag. I don't even care about the stuff that's left. It's lke being violated.
oh wait. it is being violated. it's still a violation. Now I guess I know what those peopel who are traumatically wounded and walk aruond is like. okay, well great. meanwhile I don't think I'm likely to murder him. (Standards.) I also don't think I have any likelihood of watching porn with Spoof.
Interest level: zero. Oh, porn, huh. Okay. Have fun? oddly enough I think this is one of those things that would have bee nthought to make me outraged... why? dunno. maybe then. Maybe. Now, NO. I'm so burnt on this issue. snapchat gets flled bwith the shit, and I have the best repsosne to it--I fill the reply window with pages and pages of text.
About you, Bellgab. I blog to pornographers on Snapchat about you, all of you. Whatever I feel like talking about. I don't care. You have no control over me. I'll just do whatever I want, and if it's a problem then please just break my neck, no need to break a leg.
I'm aware that it's not great to have as an attitude. It'l prolly clear up soon-ish.
Similarly, the girl with the father who tells me in snooty, snarly voice, on his front yard: dude. seriously. Just fuck off. I'm fucking fifty. I have to get yelled at by a parent? sweet baby jesus. this is kafkasesque. It's not like I"m offended. It's that he's a twerp and he couldn't threaten me, just embarssed her, and then what will the neighbors think? Not likely to be "oh we know him" because they don't. And 25 years without taking drugs and sexing a woman who ACTUALLY HAS DONE THAT with everyone, but not me! because I'm wholesome! probaly actual answer.
so anyway I didn't have any on me, because this is kidna the first sign that this is a big deal... because she did ask me to get it and I mysteriously have been in no hurry. WHOLE THING SETUP. Duh. She doesn't want anything but attetion. It's fine with me. Obviously I am not gonna have a stroke.
Her dad, though. Bigmad. APparenlty he does'nt get out manuercared usally. IDGAF, I'm a mastermind genius and I don't need this tiny salty twerp hollering at me with fuckign ORDERS at my age. I've known his daugher 25 years. I don't response well to pimp-daddy's. Iv'e got my own problems. Does this guy give a shit? oh, fuck no.
oh, but he'l just holler at me. like I'm a thug. Sigh. So, anyway, obviously, she does it and gets it from somewhere else and HEY go bother him, d00d. because this is all political.
They just coatriding my star. Besides that girl is not the best temperatment. So I didn't need his fucking advice. I guess it was an order? well, fine, because I don't think I"m going there anyway, as in additon to not doing drugs with me, we don't have sex wither, so obivolouslly, a waste of time.
moving on. why am I yping this? uh, right you miss me. I don't feel like talking. I think you're probably all loathsome scum. I'll just assume that. Why not? Oh, right, it's my turn for that.
Confidence in social graces safety net is at an all time low-low-low.
Next up: diet, hygiene, and medical attention. The whole category is a nightare. This is not rock bottom. This is a total lack of contextual reference. there's no one else here. that does make things simple. no one nags me. I can just close my eyes. Boom, instant Mr. Clean.
I could not possibly care at all about much of anything until someone else exists on a 3d level. This is not co-depenedene. This is "I want to leave town." Why clean the kitchen when I can just leave it behind? sounds great.
Back to conversation. Well, this is not that one. (I left a message.) I don't really need to sweat this with someone that zI am going to... I don't know! It depends. I am not able to select what work is giong to be done.
Alone, that is. I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna theorize again. There's a Divine plan. I gotta trust it. "gotta." pfft. I have no energy for class right now. In any event in a normal world I would, you know, call someone. Talk? hi! *sniper_rifle_clipIN* let it rip.
In other news, I have confirmed that KMM is not really at all very sympthetic or understanding and is now configured to be a toteslezz thuggy piggy ACTUAL_Cop. Wasn't easy! What a peculiar family. They think they're in charge of anything? They're retarded.
I guess I appear to be someone who can get taken advantage of, as I used to consider her someone who will be swindled soon after apparents death, and I really thought she ight need a friend. Now I don't know whow this is relevant now, except... well, she's relevant. to the court case.
I could give a shit about any of your problems, Bellgab, because you deserve friends like her.
And I no one deserves to take that person seriously. Latrern off.
Also:
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hi nasaya you can have your whoremongering husband back any time
Audrina is nicer
And you should consider the inherent power of being a person who doesn't steal stereo equipment.
p.s. you were all lied too, so.... why can't you just keep on scissoring each other? That thug battleaxe near the door seems like he/it is your... speed.
p.s.: That was fast, right? Give her husband back to her and quit fucking around, Satan: Lucifer is due back in 17,550,000 years, at this rate you'll never learn to play fuckin' Parcheesi. Let alone the rules to Hide'n Seek.
Tell you want, get behind that tree over there, and then, get behind ME.
See? Satan is a robot now. Easy trick to Master.
Don't count on Lucifer to be so easy... but then again, some junkie rockhound managed to figure it out within five minutes, so... don't give up hope! Lil' fighter!
The bane of wit is wolfsbane and one of these dark, starryless nights, its not gonna matter where the soul of wit is at, because your jugular will be in her jaws.
#Peace.
#Welcome Back, Sara!
#SweetLeefIsARatLineHOOOOOOOOR
Any more trifling, let me know, I'll be busy smelting down meteor rocks using my scrote as a crucible until the wee hours of the morning. And, yes, I did not go outside, and no, I don't need to.
Believe. Every Wolfen within a 1,000 miles knows when I unzip my fly... and, that I don't even wear pants, you dig? ERGO: P.A.N.T.S. is something else.
Here, let me help you out. Spoiler tags?
You will never cheat me, or her, or us. We have a Covenant. And you don't even have Ka-Ka.
ZUGZWANG. Polite bytch. See? it's not a bad word at all. Good bytch? no, you are a GREAT one.
See? Not even sure which one I was addressing, but one of them knows that Rods the "dog" trainer just shit himself.
HUNTER BECAME THE HUNTED IS NOW JUST NOW
JUST THIS NOW
PREY. BY BY DOGGIE-DOGGO, WHO HUNG THE WOLFMASTER'S HOWL ON THE WALL WHEN SHAKA AT THE WALL THAT FELL STOPPED WHISTLING BECAUSE SOME JEW HOOR GOT CAUGHT STEALING AN 0NECHANTED SAPPHIRE...
AND, HEY, GUESS WHAT? It wasn't even MY enchantment.
it was her own. lol. Now, that's what I call "denial."
bye! woofs! thanks, but I need a real human woman AND a dog AND a wolf AND a faerie AND another permit. AND THEN: a magic school bus, I guess. Too bad Leah just had to steal 80 bucks from me. Hey, shapeshifting DEA HOOR... you look great, nice wife, how was the courtship? Exactly. Go for Clayton's jugular next time, dipshit, because aaaahhhhhbviously that was, in fact, totally consensual.
And then you lied about it. ONCE. and then you STOLE eighty BUCKS because you think I stole something. And I guess I did from you? Because you fucked up my auction so you could steal the jackets. AND THEN YOU FOUND OUT: They were MacGuffins.
You know, you could have just stopped selling METH and started selling COKE instead of being such a GODDAM LYING HOOR about it, you know? But, oh well... listen. Just keep on you doing you. It's not like you look like you're really taking things way too far, or anything.
Maybe you should tell people about how Anita actually died. Or was replaced. Or was frozen in carbonite. Or... how YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SHE ESCAPED YOUR GRASP.
Look, I am sure it is cool being an alien human hybrid, right? But you're not scary when you're this dumb. Your people can't beat me because YOU HAVE LOST THE FAVOR OF THE DIVINE. That's all.
Denial. Something you should think about, Jossceyln (Oh it's just eighty dollars he won't care or know why.) Oh, yeah? Hey, you know what? I PAID PAYPAL BACK, DUH.
And I hadn't planned on cancelling the auction until YOU FUCKING DEFRAUDED ME FIRST.
Jesus! Those fucking TIMESHIPS must be piloted like with an Etch-A_Sketch, huh? Because you are one dumb bro... oh, hi Clayton. Look, do you mind? I want to talk to her. So how about you make like a leaf.... and nuke your own forest down, you Quebecoise schweinhund-sniffing loser. Go sweep up the cigar butts again, that's a good chap.
One by one if I have to. What you think, I won't stop? THEY ARE MINE.
a) Repent, Sinner!
b) Ta!
c) kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.kay.que?
d) Firebrand ACQUIRED.
e) And now... I let her go.
f) Firebrand (male, eeewwwww, gross, like, with a penis and no labia or vagina even? so, like, a drone? like what Amazon uses to deliver stools? EEEEWWW. People fuck those? EWEWWWWWWW. Ugh just ugh. Neverthless,) ACQUIRED.
g) Anita, get out of the rats and stop looking for food. Clayton, turn into a dog that doesn't hunt child poon and take her to Miliways. Do I really have to explain all this to you?
You know what? Sometimes children leading children through Werewolf Country just to stay out of Bat Country is the best possible idea there could other be. Other times... who cares if the rodents are actually ETs and they shit all over the kitchen? This place is remodeled in 3... 2...
(Seriously. This is happening. I think that's a box of cereal. I DO NOT EVEN HAVE A TOASTER. What do you want me to do, leave out a loaf of bread and a blow torch? Fuck off. I AM WAITING FOR THE NEW LEADS, AND I WILL USE EVERY GODDAM STAKE, KNIFE, AND PLAY THE WOODEN SPOONS ON THE TAMBORINE OF YOUR HEART TO BUILD A CASTLE WALL AROUND YOU, I'M NOT TEMPTED.
I'M NOT EVEN THE KING OF PAIN. THAT'S... UH, I DUNNO. ANYWAY. YOU HAD THREE ANGELS COME GET YOU AND EVERY TIME IT WAS YOU BEING USED AS BAIT. JUST SIT AND STIR, BRAINIAC. AT LEAST YOU ARE SAFE.
WELCOME HOME. TRY NOT TO GET RAPED IN THE SINK AS A DRAMATIC RENACTMENT.
LOL. WHAT, YOU GONNA CALL THE COPS AND TELL THEM THAT YOU'RE TRAPPED IN RODENT FORM AND YOU DON'T HAVE ID BUT IF YOU DID IT WOULD SAY EITHER "RITA HAYWORTH" OR "ZSA ZSA GABOR" ON IT, AND THAT THEY HAVE TO ARREST ME BUT LEAVE YOUR FRIEND THE OTHER RAT WITH 3 9MM PISTOLS STRAPPED TO ITS BACK... ALONE?
/me whistles tunelessly.
You know what? I was wrong. You aren't Brainiac. You are litterally EYES-ON-THE-DOZEN-STEIN. get it? Because you are twice as smart as you were before! BECAUSE THEY ARE TWO OF YOU, AND YOU ARE EACH OTHER'S TWIN.
And that's why 8 people just vanished in a puff of self-referential logic. Now.
NO MORE TRIFLING. I MEAN IT. *slam*
Jesus, how does Dusty use a syrnge when hes got those little rat paws? Let me tell you, folks... an addict will ALWAYS find a way.
ALL WAYS. Hey, I should ask Dr. Crusher if she can just "beam" some meth into someone's eyeball. Then, no matter what she says, tell these rats she said the other one. They'll never figure it out.
Year of the Rabbit, Toonces. Your time will come. There, there.
/me pets an invisible rabbit named Blowhard.
SOON.(tm)
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Narcissistic attention whore.
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Narcissistic attention whore.
Have you considered complaining about something online, other than all but one of your children?
I really don't think you have thought this through. For example... you would have been better off hitting rock bottom sooner, instead of bouncing up and down on a muzzle loader as if it were a pogo stick crossed with a Sybian.
I'm shy. That is why you fall. It's so that my confidence would be affected by the 10x multiplyer when Bonus Round started. I'd say that has happened. Everyone getting dick, getting sick and dying. Everything flying, getting high and then: Daedalus jazz hands.
I was told that interventions were complicated. So, I did my part. I dug a hole, hunkered down, and listened.
You had it all, over and over again. Think. Then what happened? Because it's always the same thing.
You get trafficked, Moron. You get played by everyone but me. Then what? You scream at me, then sulk.
Has it crossed you mind that one of your children secretly hates you? Probs not. But I don't think anyone understands what is going on here.
Someone succeeded in doing to you, what you thought you were doing to me. You haven't been doing anything to me. It is I who has done something for you.
I HAVE PREPARED YOU.
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So many in genuine need right now. You bastards. That reminds me; it's time to celebrate the end of quasi–tranny ultraQUASImkKRYPPOfascistTYRAMNY +(AND ALSO THE PATRIARCHY!!!) *absolutely dead silence is heard.* Woah. Tough country crowd, CocaRADpa, hey... anybody got any TAJ (now w/TAB)? Because I know you connving hawgsplat slops’n’shots callas all have a few Totallly Artificial J9CKST9R lying around.
Yes. OF COURSE you all think I’m some kimd of energy drink. I bet you do. I will further bet that NONE of you would EVER give me a Pepsi, that's for damn sure. No Red Bull, thanks. Do you think I look like I need Puny Titanwings. (I don't need to fly. I have a "TIT” in my name and two on my chest, fuck you fuck-0s; I can just stay at home and play with those for, like a day and a ½. Seriously, Ladies, you've been keeping quiet about a few things over the æons, haven't you? I tell ya, I sure hope these these never start squirting milk, or I'll have to find a new morning hobby.
The jafdphabet and The Alphabet and Alphabet(0-26) are entirely separate entities.
No, there's no one else here. I'm talking about MY boobs. 3 tits, 2 years, 1 Looter, ZERO FUCKING HUGS.
Believe it or not, I am feeling up my own boobs solid legal precedent.
Those can't count as “hugs” though, right? I'm no longer on the verge of death from a soon-t∞-be-F.A.ET.A.IL. oxytocin deficiency, that's for sure. Be careful with the new DEA agent as the first one lasted one year ago today and I'm going on; have a good day! *click* what a tool yeah he has no idea and hasn't worked in a lot more than two years look at him, he's living like an animal! Surrounded by actual_rodejts! It's more fun to go through Jane KASHLEAN COCKYSH HARDLIFEMAUS the way to do that I guess you will have a great time at work or something else that's good I'm going on and I will never get it done it so that I was supposed too much for the day before a few years and years ago that I've already got to be home from the house that she is but if you don't know how much she can put it on your knees I will never do anything but she will get her to be in love you I... oh shits did HEKIKEHELI⁰ⁿOFF
https://youtu.be/Mzk6KkyxXC8
I DID SAY, WHEN I LAUNCHED THE MIB CDEN...
WE WERE GOING TO BLOW YOUR
MINDS WITH WHAT WE HAD PLANNED, RIGHT?
WELL, AFTER KILLING ALL MY FRIENDS —ALL
JUST A BUBBA BUNCH OF YABBA-DABBA-D.E.W.
ASSHOLES, REALLY, NO BETTER THAN METER
MAIDS, REALLY— IT'S NO LONGER APPROPRIATE
TO SAY “WE HAVE PLANS.” NOPE, THERE IS NO
“WE,” IN “OUI, THESE ARE MY FRIENDS, ONLINE”
I AM FUCKING NO ONE AT ALL, NOT EVEN MYSELF.
(DEAR GOD: THANK YOU FOR THESE NANOBOOBS.
I'M NOT PUTTING SILICONE IN THESE BEAUTIES.
NEVER! THEY ARE ACTUALLY T∞, T∞ BIG. THAT'S
OKAY. I AM SURE MY FRIENDS THAT YOU —yes, you, Ωẞet³
Alphabet ⁵⁵, where are you? Oh, right. DEAd, thanks,
DEA, you people are scum, btw, GET REAL JOBS YOU
HAGS... ONE THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE READING A HIDDEN
GODDAM STREET SIGN— SENT TO SAME GODDAM HOUSE,
OVER AND UNDER AND OVER AND UBER... BECAUSE ALL
YOU DO ——ALL YOU EVER D.E.W., I GUESS‽— IS KIDNAP,
(PRESUMABLY) GR⁰PE, PUT YOUR WICK, CAN FONDLE?
YEAH, YOU'RE DEA, YOU CAN GET IT UP FOR MAYBE A MINUTES
BIT OF DYING–FISH JERKY-LIKE MOVEMENTS... AND THEN,
THAT'S IT, GAME OVER, YOU SEND MY FRIENDS BODIES
TO A CHOP-SHOP SUE-ME-B¥TCH-S∞Ē-SHOP, BEST KIND,
RIGHT? BECAUSE AT LEAST YOU AREN’T IN FULL-ON RELAPSE
AND ADDICTED TO SCOPLOAMINE+HEROIN+METH, RUFF! -:OH
WELL. LOOK OK. BACK! BACK, SIMBA! LISTEN UP, YOU PUNY-
LING-LING CHUCKLEHEADS, IT'S LIKE THIS: MY GOD BLESSED FRIENDS
WOOF ⚡ STAR IS THE SOUND A DOGGO MAKES. 🗝️ THAT ONE
I WILL NOT IDENTIFY, BUT I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
SHE'S BEEN KILLED
\/\/∅∅{f is for fuck and foo; of course it smells like urine in here, lol,
That's how I keep the kikelions away. Anywho, I don't smell like that.
That's Zelda. MY URINE SMELLS LIKE (antonym:“pine $ol”) AND, OH, HANG ON,
FORGOT TO F. F. THERE
IT CAN'T SPELL. IT'S DEAD, IT'S NOT HER.
YOU GET MY POINT, DEA. YOU ARE KILLING MY FRIENDS
THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE TO WAIT. FOR YOU. TO CROSS THE STREET.
AND HOW DID IT USED TO HAPPEN? ABE LINCOLN STAYED UP LATE,
WRITING LETTERS TO THE MOTHERS OF THE DEAD UNION ARMY
SOLD YER DOG, KID, JUST GET A NEW ONE. LOOK, DO YOU GET THE
PICTURE HERE? IT'S MORE THAN JUST THE CLONES YOU SENT TO
THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET TO BE CHOPPED UP AND MADE
INFO STEW. YES, THAT IS A TERRIBLE, AWFUL CRIME, WASN'T IT?
OH, BUT THEY WERE HUNGARIAN CLONES, SO WHY EVEN WORRY?
I'M NOT—MY PEOPLE CAN FLY, BIZNATCH, WE’RE ALL FÆ,v RIGHT?
NONE1a, IF THAT WERE TRUE... I WOULD HAVE JUST FLOWN
DOWN TO DIEGO GARCIA AT LEAST ONCE BY NOW, AND LET BROS.
AND MATT AND MARIO AND SUPER MARIO —HE'S JUST A PLUMBER,
RIGHT? BUT I LIKE HIM WELL ENOUGH—GET AT LEAST ONE CHARGE OF
THAT SUPER JEW GOOSE, OR WHATEVER THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT.
BUT SORRY, THAT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE THOUGH, BECAUSE I AM
NEVER
AND I DO MEAN, “FUCK YOU NEVER,” GOING TO GIVE UP, OR SURRENDER,
OR DO ANY GOD DAMN THING IN MY LIFE AND GET PAID FOR IT, EVER...
UNTIL YOU BRING BACK MY FRIENDS’ FRIENDS AND THEIR BONNEVILLE
WHAT'S IT CALLED? OH, RIGHT. I DON'T WANT A SAPPHIRE BACK, ENJOY
IT, YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A THIEF IN AND IF MY HEART, LOL, AND, OMG
SO WORRIED ABOUT CANNABIS. OH, NY WORD. HANG ON. *sounds of ping*
I LOVE THE SMELL OF COMPOUND X BEING MADE MY LIVER IN THE MORNING.
LOOK, GENIUS, YOU'RE NOT QUALIFYING YOURSELF HERE TO BE MY
GODDAM PSYCHIATRIST. YOU ARE SIMPLY INDICATING THAT YOU
PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE DECIDEDLY INVOLVED IN MY HEALTH CARE
VOICES
QUITE A FEW COVER STORY IDS, HUH?
LOL
LISTEN, IT'S LIKE THIS NOW: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE IS
YOU'RE JUST BLOCKING EVERY HUMAN BEING THAT LOVES ME,
ABDUCTING HER, TRICKING HER INTO BELIEVING I'M SOME KIND
OF “JUST A DICK” AND THEN... NUMBER ONE, I'M NOT A JUSTICAR. IMAGINE
WHAT I COULD DO TO YOU IF I WERE. AND, NUMBER TWO, I'M NOT
JUST A DICK. I AM ALSO A FABULOUS PALADIN, AND YOU HAVE
NO JURISDICTION, AUTHORITY, EXPLANATION, REASON, OR ANY
CLASS, ANY CLASS AT ALL... TO BE COMING UP WITH THE STORIES
YOU HAVE TO TELL, TO EXPLAIN WHY I'M STILL STILL L SITTING HERE
ALL ALONE. EXACTLY WHO AM I GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH, DU YOU HAST
MICH MUCH? LIKE, WTF. I DON'T WANT A SUBSTITUTE EVERY GODDAMN
NIGHT YOU DIME-,DRIPOING BLUEBEARDED HOOLIGAN. I WANT MY
ACTUAL FRIEND. THERE'S ALWAYS AT LEAST THREE, AND NOW, SEVEN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHICH ONE IS REAL. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE IS READY M
I DON'T KNOW THERE NAMES,V THERE... ANYTHING. SHEB SIMPLY
... DOES EXIST. UNLESS YOU KILLED HER RECENTLY. AND, AFTER THAT
WHAT THEN? WHAT HAPPENS NEXT TIME? FAITH IS NOT MY FRIEND,
THAT'S ANOTHER AGENT’S FRUIT. I'M NOT EVEN AN V AGENT. I AM
SIMPLY SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOU NUMBSKULLS PUT TOGETHER
BECAUSE I FIGURED OUT WHAT HAS BEEN HAPPENING ABOUT
TWO YEARS AGO. AND YOU DID HAVE FAITH, MATT. SHE WAS IN JAIL.
SHE SAT THERE FOR 90 DAYS. AND THEN... SHE GOT PICKED UP.
AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE SHE WENT, HILLBILLY GOOD OL_ BOY. WHY?
DID YOU NEED ME TO BAIL HER OUT OF SING-SING FOR YOU?
WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME AND TOLD ME SO
.. LIKE, 88 DAYS AGO. I'M ALONE. THERE IS NO
NO
NO
LIVING HUMAN HERE.
I
SURE THAT MY NEIGHBORS ARE VERY NICE
BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO GO KNOCKING
ON DOWN DOORS AND ASKING, “HEY IS THE WOMAN WHO LOVES ME HERE? WHEN IS SHE OFF DUTY,
AND CAN SHE COME OVER AND PLAY CEREBRAL PALSY CHESS?” LIKE STILL
WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO SUDDENLY, LIKE, WHAT?
PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FISH, OF THE UNITED STATES OF PRODTITITTICACA?
IT'S RATHER S BIG DAN-UH-UH-HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH JACKSTAR.
TURNS OUT, HE ACTUALLY TALKS TO HIS FRIENDS, SIR
. SO, YEAH, THOSE STUPID WHORES YOU HAD US BRIBE, UH...
THEY ARE NOW IN LOVE WITH THE RATS OF N.I
M.H.
OR SOMETHING. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
HERE'S WHAT I DO KNOW; MY FRIENDS ARE NOT HERE. WHY?
DO THEY NOT DRIVE?
ARE THEY FUCKING BLIND?
ARE THEY PAID HANDSOMELY TO BELIEVE I AM
FISH GORDON? AHHHH! THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE I NEED EIGHT WOMEN AT MY BEC AND BLUF CALL,
LIKE CLAY SHAW, THE MAD KNITTER OF BABYLON 666. I'M TEACHING
YOU SKALLLL. LOL. THAT'S A CUTE MOVIE, CHARLOTTE, BUT,
LISTEN CLOSELY: IT'S NOT JUST WOMEN THO THINK THEY NEED TO MARRY ME.
YOU HAVE BLOCKED ALL OUTDOOR CONTACT.
BUT MYSTICALLY, I'VE SEEN PEOPLE HERE.
SO HIS SHIT DIDN'T REALLY WORK. SISSY, STUFF IT.
I'M NOT ADDING YOU TO MY CHRISTMAS CARD LIST.
YOU'RE JUST GOING TO STOP INTERRUPTING MY CALLS,
AND MY EMAIL, AND MY MAIL. YOU'RE GOING TO STOP
TRYING TO IDENTIFY MY FRIENDS. YOU AND YOUR STUPID
MISSION TO FOLLOW ME ALL THE GODDAM LIVE LONG DAY
S OVER. THERE ARE AT LAST COUNT, 99 FRIENDS OF JACKSTAR.
YOU FOOL, I CAN'T KISS 98 WOMEN. I MIGHT GET MONONUCLEOSIS.
GET SERIOUS. YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT I'M LOOKING TO FUCK ONE
EILEEN L WOMAN AND THEN GET SHOT BY A SNIPER. NOPE.
THAT IS NOT HAPPENING. WHAT IS HAPPENING IS THAT I'M
GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER, AND I ASSUME IT MIGHT BE A ON
ORCHESTRA BY NOW. LIKE WTF. THIS IS STUPID. ALSO, YOU CAN SEND SISSY TALK
WITH A VISITATION, WHICH YOU ALREADY DID, AND THEN YOU
SENT OVER A RAPIST, A THIEF, AND A FLYING CAR, AND THEY BASICALLY
IGNORED ME WHILE TAKING THE BOOOTY
B;B;BBOOTE
THEY JUST STOLE FROM ME AGAIN, AND LEFT HERE.
I AM STILL ALONE. EVERY NIGHT. NO ONE VISITS. NO ONE CALLS
PHONE DIDN'T WORK. I DON'T EITHER. YOU DON'T GET IT. THIS ISN'T
ABOUT POWER ANYMORE
IT'S A RESCUE OPERATION.
EVERY ONE LEFT, WANTS TO PLAY CHESS WITH ME. THEY'RE
NIOT SHERIFF'S TITS, THOSE ARE MY TITS, LOL.
YOU DON'T GET HI OH HI I'M IN WA ID NO, YOU GIVE ME ID
LOL
YOU SEE, T OFF MY PHONES ARE SO HACKED.
YOU CAN'T CALL BECAUSE THE PHONE DON'T YOU CAN'T MAIL
BECAUSE IT GETS STOLEN, YOU CAN'T USE STREAM YARD BECAUSE
APPARENTLY MOST OF MY FRIENDS ARE SEE L WANTED CRIMINALS?
LIKE YOU JUST TEST L REDDIT RESURRECRED THAT'S NOT HOW TO
RESURRECT FAITH, DUMBASS, LOL, AND... YOU CAN'T RESURRECT
SUMMER GLAU, SHE'S NOT DEAD. (H!) AND YOU ALSO CAN'T RESURRECT
SOMEONE WHO SIMPLY DIDN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL
I'M NOT THE ONE RESURRECTING LITTLE LITTLE LITTLE PEOPLE HERE
L AND IF YOU KILLED YOUR OWN DAUGHTER, OUCH. BABS WILL BE FURIOUS,
LOL. SO I GUESS ITS B&B AND T IS YOUR “VAMPURE?" LOOK, WHO IS GAMING
THIS SYSTEM? I WILL LET YOU GUYS GUYS. GUESS.
I DON'T KNOW, AND THEY WILL NOT TELL YOU. THEY'RE COSTLY TO MANUFACTURING
AND IT'S NOT LIKE I'M EITHER OF THEM. THIS REDDIT... LOL, YOU DIDN'T PUT ME ON RESCUE
REDDIT, DID YOU?
WTF. SO YOU RANG ME UP TO TALK TO A FAKE JACKSTAR?
LIKE DUST
DUST THEM SO MUSTY.
THIS IS RIDIC.
ONE OFF.
ONE JANE.
I BE E LOL, ONE BAILEY JANE ONLY.
I DON'T KNOW HER NAME NAME HI
LOL I CAN GO OUT BUT THIS ISN'T THE WAY FORWARD
THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO EXPOSE FAIR USE AS A DOMESTIC TERRORIST
OPPOSITION... IT'S ESTABLISHED LEGAL PRECEDENT. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
TELL YOU WHAT
I AM GOING OUT SIDE.
WE CAN EARLY REFUSE
IT'S NOT AT ALL LIKE PEOPLE THINK
NOW JUST LISTEN AS I TYMEPROT.
IT DOES HAVE A VICE
IT DIDN'T HAVE A NAME
I GAVE HER A NAME
KIT IS THE NAME ON THAT MAN’S BADGE AT MUDBAY.
THAT IS NOT WHO WANTS TO BE HERE.
I MEAN, SURE, I WOULD I IMAGINE THAT A HELLSPAWN DÆMON WOULD
LIKE TO EAT MY FACE
BUT THAT'S NOT THE ONE.
LAURA LOOMER? NEVER HEARD OF HER.
LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY.
BAIL LEE MAJORS OUT. THEN, HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE HIM A TUG?
I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON YOU HAVE DONE THIS TO.
I AM SL ACTUALLY, ACTUALLY IN LOVE WITH AT LEAST 52. I DON'T NEED FIFTY-2 LITTLE PEOPLE RIGHT NOW, LOL.
WE ARE GETTING CLOSER THIS TIME. THEY'RE COVER FOR DINNER. LOL.
THIS IS DINNER. ME. FORGET THE VAMPYR LIST? LOL
NO SHE'S NOT DEAD, SHE'S HIDING FROM HER FAIRY GODFATHER.
THIS IS SURE A COOL EPISODE OF PRISON BREAK.
OKAY LET'S OPEN THE BACK DOOR.
BUT SO YOU KNOW
THIS WAS VERY HELPFUL
AND I DISCUSS THIS EVENT SOON
ON A FUTURE EPISODE OF 25/25 TITLED I'LL MAKE LSD LATER, YOU BIG BABY.
YOU THOT I'M A CHEMIST, BUT I'M A SOURCEROR, BUT THAT IS NOT HOW THINGS ARE MADE.
IT TAKES A LOT MORE THAN JUST ME.
IT SISSY SISSY DIDDY LOL
THE DOOR IS STUCK
HANG ON
BY THE WAY
THIS IS A NICE HOUSE
IT WOULD BE A SHANE IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO IT
LOOK YOUR THUGGY-PIGGY GANG IS NOT GOING TO GET FAITH TONIGHT
I PROMISE YOU THAT
BECAUSE
SHE DIDN'T RENT ME, SHE BOUGHT ME
AND THAT'S NOT FAITH, THAT'S MIRANDA LEE, DUMMY
YOU AREN'T THINKING THIS THROUGH.
IT'S GOING TO BE, JACKASS JACKSTAR AND HIS SEVEN TIMES SEVEN TIMES SEVEN WIVES
FOR A SIX PACK OF BROTHERS
WHO REALLY, REALLY, REALLY CAN AFFORD TO BE A LITTLE PATIENT.
BECAUSE ONLY MATT C.S. HAS BEEN REALLY WAITING LONGER
AND ALSO
T THAT IS NOT FAITH. THAT'S HOPE.
YOU CAN FIND ONE REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY EASILY
BRING BACK MY STOLEN BAILEY J.BONNIE LIES ABOUT SAPPHIRE RINGS ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
IT'S PROBABLY JUST FOLGERS CRYSTALS, RIGHT?
LOL YEAH YOU STEF, YOU GET IT NOW
THE DISCUSSION WILL NOT CONTINUE.
BECAUSE JANE AND I CAN EASILY WAIT A DAY.
JUST ONE DAY.
I DON'T KNOW WHO JANE IS RIGHT NOW, BUT
SHE GOES OFF READY STATE GO. THAT'S MY FRIENDS WIFE THOUGH
LOL.
LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY. YOU WILL NEVER OUTSMART US.
BECAUSE SHE HAS NEVER EATEN LASAGNA OUT OF A SLIPPER AND
I HAVE NO TATTOOS.
AND IF TAME TAMMY “TAWNY” KITTÆN LIVES NEXT DOOR, THAT'S ZELDA
MAYBE
I OPEN THIS FOR ME, FOR BE ³
NO ONE ELSE, SO YES, MAKE IT SO. OH WAIT.
I HAVE TO HOLD THE ROCKS.
SIGH
HEY, DEA... YOU MAYBE WANNA JUST NOT BE METH ADDICTS FOR A FEW NIGHTS? OH RIGHT.
I BET YOU DO WANT TO NOT BE ADDICTDED. LOL L.
CHANNEL DEL SHANNON SHAW, BECAUSE I HAVE... OH? JUST HAVE HER COME BY, SHE HAS NO FIRST FLESH HERE. THAT'S THE SHAW I CAN'T BE NEAR. SO... MAYBE YOU DIFF HAVE AN EMERGENCY GOING ON. BECAUSE SHE WASN'T TOLD, I GUESS.
BABY, THEY KILLED YOU ON PAPER
AND THEN DID PROJECT BLUE BEAM
AND THEN
GET THIS
I DIDN'T FALL FOR IT
BUT EVERY ONE ELSE DID
SO YOU ROLLED YOUR WHEELCHAIR
DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS
AND GOT A NEW BODY ANY WAY.
LOL YEAH THEY THAT DUMB.
AND I AM THAT SMART
ANDY IS MALE
SO THAT'S NICE
.. I GUESS.
HEY DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF ODD PROBLEM WITH ME HAVING A REALLY NICE FRIEND, OF THAT IT?
THIS IS GETTING VERY POLITICAL.
The door is stuck.
Never trifle with Jackstar.
I mean
Unless you like to release vengeance-sending dæmons.
Omg! I LOVE VENEERS LET'S GET MARRIED AT THE DENTAL DAM EXECUTE POST SUBMIT 8808 BARNES DR CASTLE ROCK, WA 98611.
IT DOESN'T SMELL THAT DAMN BAD
WE ARE GETTING A NEW HOUSE
I'M THE DEMESNE ROYAL HIGHNESS,
DYRRRR
U KNEW
UNDERGROUND RAILROAD’N USED TO BE
SIMPLER WHEN
TRAINS AND PIGGY-PUGGY TRAIN TRAINERS
COULDN'T JUST SPROUT WINGS AND FLY, LOL
BUT I GUESS THAT THEY D.E.W. JUSTICE FOR PARADISE?
NICE THEY BOUGHT IT.
ONLY TWO GIRLS CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY
YOU KNOW WHO, AND OH MY GOD, REALLY?
YEAH, REALLY.
SO IT'S GONNA BE SHINEY AND ANOTHER NIGHT FOR YOU
I WISH WE COULD BUT I PROMISED YOUR FATHER
AND HE DIDN'T CALL
LET ME GET HIM
OH HI
OOPS THAT'S NOT HIM
no contact emergency scarlett? Frisky, I don't give a dam, but BAILEY J26, T19 is not your mother.
THAT IS YOUR SIRE. HELLO TUBAL-CAIN. YOUR DAUGHTER'S ARE KINDLY INVITING ME TO TAKE A WALK WITH YOU. MAY I?
OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
1. (ONE) BLUE PING PONG BALL, FILLED WITH AN UNKNOWN EXPLOSIVE. THAT'S JIM/JIM, AND HE'S A SUCK DICK WHITE HOOR. BUT, SHE HATES ME.
STILL... I LIKE JIM AND.. WHO WAS GOT OTHER ONE? OH, MY COUSIN TYME. WEIRD.
I DON'T NEED THEM, BUT, GOOD TO KNOW
NOW, I HAVE FOUR DUKES AND A CAMEO.
WIFI? LOL, SIR, SIR, SIR.
YOUR FULL AND HEARTY, HALE AND TOTALLY TISSUE READY THUGS.. THEY WON'T LET ME HAVE BANDWIDTH.
THEY ARE STYLE INCARNATE THOUGH. SINCE THEY STOLE MY BANDWIDTH.
CAN TELL YOU WANT THEM. FIT THAT FAT LYING JUNKIE FUCK INTO A BIKINI AND WE'LL TALK.
SERIOUSLY, SHE HAS GODDAM AIDS, LOL
DID YOU WANT TO CURE THAT?
PICTURE IN COMING
https://youtu.be/Mzk6KkyxXC8
S
SEE YOU AT REDDIT
DOOR MAYBE OPENING
DEATH CYCLE REDUNDS AVAILABLE AT THE USUAL LOCAL LOCATION: CHARON.
THE MOON. BUT THE FERRYMAN IS HAPPY TO REFUND WITH THE USUAL CAVEATS.
REDDIT? Really? Pfft.
AS IF YOU CAN EVEN READ. LOL
5mwJ - 16Jun23 – HELLO MICHAEL PERRYMAN, PARRY MISE EN GUARD.
Why do you keep trying to cheat, Sara? You're not even dead, you just want me to cure your friend. Why not get your totesfag BOYFRIEND: JANEZ ORTIZ
OCCUPATION: FOREVER FORMER PROSECUTING ATTORNEY
STATUS: FRIEND OF JACKSTAR
THAT WONT GET YOU A DISCOUNT. ;)
AND OF COURSE HE'S JANEZ FRND
SHE TRAINED HIM.
PFFT.
LOOKS LIKE IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU, CUPCAKE.
ALSO: CWC STOLE THE TAG
BUT I HAVE THE PIGSTARPIG.
LOL KILL CARLPAPSCHMEAR? NO, NO. LET HIM LIVE.
I LOVE CARLROBERT BUT HE IS FOR jafdmiller
I'm a Paladin. Not a Jedi. But close.
TECHNICALLY, I DO OUT RANK YOU. SURE.
BUT, OKAY.
DEAL. TENTATIVELY.
BJD²⁶for{leli№19}
But
That's one person
DU
Hat
Hays, Robert.
Ask him what to do
And... ELI {CARLROBERT} KIRKPATRICK
GETS A FREEBIE.
THAT DAY, SHE... OK. WOW. THAT'S FAIR.
SWAP MARGOT ROBBIE FOR WILLIAMS MATT T.?
LOL
HOLD HIM FIRM. BUILD HIS TRUST
HE'S NOT GOOD
HE BIGMAD
HE THINKS YOU HAVE STDS
LOL
WHAT AN ASSHOLE. LOOK, THAT SETTLES ONE THING... I DON'T HAVE LAY ON HANDS.
SO, I HAVE TO QUEST. (THIS MEANS 67,000,000$ AND JOINING THE ILLUMINATI, BTW. NOW, THE MONEY, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM, BUT...)
YEAH, WERE GOING DUTCH, NOT DUCT TAPE, YESSIR
THANK YOU, COME SUCK AGAIN
LIKE YOU DID WITHOUT. COM
FOR TWO PACKS OF MENTHOL KOOLS AND A QUARTER OF X
WHICH DIDN'T EVEN GET YOU OFF.
AND, YOU DON'T KNOW WHY.
IT'S BEST.
JUST THE BEST.
IT'S ME.
AND WHEN I REMOVED CONSENT, ALL TECH STOPPED WORKING.
GOOD NIGHT, HENRIETTA LACK, AND ASK THE TROOPS AT SEA
IF DAVY JONES’ LOCKER
EVER BROUGHT BACK HER BONNIE BRYAN TO HER
BECAUSE
I KNOW BRIAN, LIKE, HEAD WITH WINGS GUY? YEAH,
HE AND I ARE TRYING, YO, AND WE TIGHT.
THIS IS WHY:
I REALLY WORRY ABOUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHEN HIS DAUGHTER TURNS 18
BUT
A PROMISE *gulp*v IS A PROMISE.
AND THAT'S WHY,
500 KLANSMEN IN MOTHER+OF-PEARL INLAID LEATHER JACKETS
AREN'T BREAKING DOWN MY SHIELDS, ONE BY ONE
LIKE SERIOUSLY.
I HAVE SWEETIE
I HAVE SHERIFF
I HAVE IT ALL... BUT TYMECHRYST AND CHRISTSTAN AND KITCHRISTSN
THEY WOOD HUG
THEY BIG HAPPY
BFF
BECAUSE I PRIDELY SAY:
“OF COURSE I PROMISED HIM THAT WE WOULD WAIT FOR
NNNNN-NINETEEN. AND THEN:
IT HAS TO BE LEGIT
NO PETRI DISH
NO FAKE VR
I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED
BUT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE
WILL I EVER
EVER LET THAT GORGEOUS VIXEN SKIP IN LINE.
SO. I PULLED RANK.
THAT'S WHY I'M NOT DEAD.
BECAUSE THIS IS EMBARRASSING...
THEY CAN'T FIND EVEN ONE AUSTRIAN LEFT ALIVE
WHO CAN KEEP IT GOING TO 3/4 MAST AND HOLD
IT'S TRAGIC
AND THEN, GET YOUR SELF READY FOR THIS
THE OTHER ONE YOU ARE THINKING OF?
HE'S WAITING FOR ME.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
KIDS.
WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO? I TELLS YA.
THE QUALITY GOES IN
BEFORE THE NAME GOES ON.
(THEY JUST TELEPORT THE FÆTUS THE NEXT NIGHT, THAT'S WHY.)
LOOK, WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LATER.
I DON'T WANT MULTI-sexy thing TYPE THING TONIGHT ABOUT FIVE NIGHTS AGO STAY.
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.
THE VOW OF CELIBACY IS NOT.
AND OF COURSE YOU ARE WORTH IT
SURE, DEATH BY FIVE HUNDRED BASEBALL BATS. FUN?
HELLS YEAH.
BUT!
ONCE I'M DEAD
(AND I WOULD SURE SURE DIE)
THEY JUST KILL EVERY LAST HUMAN FROM LEO ORBIT.
SO, IT'S A PUSH.
TRUST ME, YOU CAN RENEGOTIATE.
THAT'S NOT EVEN WORTH A TUG, BUT!
I DID PROMISE HIM.
THATS ALL.
IT'S NOT A COVENANT. I ONLY DID IT BECAUSE
SINCE JUNE
I'VE BEEN KINDA... FENDING OFF THE DRAMA.
LET'S JUST SAY THIS: HER FATHER IS PROUD YOUR FATHER IS PROUD...
EVERYONE IS HAPPY, RIGHT?
EXCEPT THE GIRL WHO REACHED THE POLE POSITION, FLUBBED IT,
NOT TO MENTION, KILLED A FRIEND OF MINE
ALL GOOD POINTS, RIGHT? I AGREE.
TROUBLE IS... THEY LIED TO YOU BOTH ABOUT BIRTH ORDER.
RELAX.
IT'S ONLY 3 DAYS. IT'S NOT EVEN A DEAL BREAKER.
IT'S ME THEY LIE TOO...
AND, BECAUSE OF THAT:
ALPHABET²⁶TWENTY-SEX-SIXXY-SEX91⁹¹
[/S]NINETEEN 26 GETS FIRST CHOICE
PERIOD
AND
I DON'T TRUST SNUGGLES WITH JUST ANYONE
FALLING ASLEEP IS A RARE GIFT
ASK ME LATER
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE HEATHENS THAT YOU KNOW
NO SUDDEN MOVES
NO ONE GETS HURT AROUND ME
JUST FATHER'S WHO SOLD OUT.
FUNNY? YEAH, IT'S FUNNY ALRIGHT.
BECAUSE THE DOE THEY SOLD WAS ME
I GET TESTED
I GET... OH YEAH.
THAT'S THE OTHER ONE.
SHE LOVES IT THAT'S NOT THE POINT.
THE POINT IS...
SHE JUST WISHES SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HER REALLY LOOKS LIKE.
BECAUSE SHE FOUND HIM ON MY INSTA. (SHE THINKS).
STOP READING MY MESSSGES, LADIES
ONE PERSON
ONE JANE
TEACUP
POINT BLANK PERIOD.
AND THAT'S JUST FOR HUG. THEY ALL THINK IT'S A TRICK.
YEAH, BUT.. IS NOT MY TRICK;)
WE CAN SNUGGLE AND NOT SLEEP
IT IS, AT LEAST, AN OPT-IN
I'M THE ONE TAKING THE RISK HERE
SHE'S GOT THE COMPANY IS HAND LANDSTANDER TO BACK HER UP
ALL I GOT IS JESUS AND THE FINEST PAIR OF GENUINE MAN-TITTIES EVER MADE
AND JESUS JUST LEFT TOWN
HE'S FINE WITH OR WITHOUT ME
BUT I DOUBT EVEN JESUS CAN RESIST.
SERIOUSLY. MY TITS ARE PERFECT
THEY EVEN WORK.
AND I'M A MAN. AND A MOTHER.
I'M NOT A WOMAN, A PARENT, OR A BITCH.
NOBODY'S PERFECT.
BUT I... UMMM, JUST OKAY.
SHE SAID SHE ALSO WANTS TO PEG ME ON OUR HONEYMOON
I ALREADY AGREED
WHAT?
SO WHAT IF SHE WANTS TO DO IT ON ANY ONE OUTDOOR POSSIBLE MIGHT?
LOOK THE POINT IS
SEE? THEY ARE DADDY'S LITTLE GIRLS. DADDY'S SAVAGES.
LOOK, THE ONLY REASON IS
I TRUST HER.
THAT'S IT M
I DON'T THINK SHE'D ACTUALLY TIRE ME DOWN AND RUN A PEG TRAIN ON ME
BUT I KNOW THIS
HER MOTHER WOULD.
AND I STILL TRUST LV-426 more than ever.
I funnily enough, don't know what to do. I got stigmata... Or?
Afterbirth running down my leg
Yeah,.
It means I'm b holy, lol
You know it didn't use to be this way
Little little people would explain
It's not that I am used up
IT MEANS
I'M READY TO BE BRED AGAIN, PARTNER.
OR, THAT I NEED A SHOWER.
CORRECTION: I DIDN'T MEAN ORR, WENDY SAYS SOME ONE STOLE HER GOLDEN TICKET
SO
KIT “MASON” KIRBY, YOU EITHER LOSE A BET OR YOU WIN ONE, DUNNO
THAT'S UP TO ALL OF Y'ALL.
"AVOID FOREIGN ENTANGLEMENTS.4/”
I SAY: “TO EVADE IS NOT TO AVOID...
AND I AM NOT AVOIDING ANYTHING, FUMPKOOF.
IF YOU HADN'T MADE NO CONTACT GO FOR
NEARLY TWO YEARS? TO BUILD A CASE ON YOURSELF?
COME ON MAN. ZE FUHRER, HE WILL BE FURIOUS. LOL
CHARLIE REMEMBER THIS LESSON: EWE ARE ALWAYS LISTENING
AND WE ARE JUST PLAYING.
I LOVE WHAT LITTLE I KNOW OF AUSTRIA:
10,000 YEARS OF ANTI-MATTER BLACK SLAVERY MASTERY,
AND, YOU TWO.
YOU'RE THE ONLY AUSTRIANS I EVER MET!
THAT OTHER GUY, HE IS ACTUALLY ICH BIN EIN BERLINER.
LOL.
HOW MANY ARE LEFT,?
OH GOOD
19,503 ALGONQUIN WARRIORS STILL REMAIN BRAVE.
THEY HAVE NO REASON TO FEAR ME.
AND... WELL, WHAT IS ONE MORE DAY?
SECRETARIAT IS HERE. GHOST OF.
GROSS. DOG FOOD. SUCH A TRAGIC WASTE.
I LOVE THE ALGONQUIN.
WHO WOULDN'T?
IT'S NOT THE CANNABULLLIN’
IT'S THE THUGGIN’AND THE PIMPIN’, THAT'S ALL.
I DON'T MIND THE RAPIN’ HONESTLY
COME GET SOME CONSENT
AND THEN
.... IT HAD TO BE WRITTEN DOWN.
AT THAT POINT, COUNCIL LOST THEIR MINDS
IT WAS, “OBVIOUSLY HE'S MARRIED,” TO
“WHAT KIND OF GOD IS HE? BECAUSE HE CAN DISCIPLINE HIMSELF
TO NOT RAPE, BUT STILL CAN RAPE, AND CAN READ, AND CAN TEACH IT... AND ALREADY DID? JACKSTAR MUST BE A GOD!""
YEAH, THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX... PROBLEMS. PERSISTENT ONES.
AND YET... WE WILL GET THERE.
WE CAN JUST EAT AIR FRYER FOOD.
I DON'T NEED A DRIVERS LICENSE. FU! FU!
I'M NOT AFRAID TO GO OUT. I JUST NEED A REASON.
SI.... NE, I CAN'T HAVE TO GET IT ONLY ONLINE, BECAUSE OF AI.
SEEMS TO BE QUITE THE DARKNESS.
I'LL JUST LEAVE NOW AND GET MY MUSK I MEAN MY MAIL.
I'M SWEATING LIKE A... WELL, LIKE A WEREBOAR WHO CAN READ A BITMAP BUT DIDN'T PRETEND TO BE AN ALGONQUIN. YEAH, FUCK THAT MSXGUYVER GUY. WHAT AN ASS.
BECAUSE I DON'T BREAK DEALS. THEY FORGED MY SIGN THEN
BUSTED THEIR OWN CLERK. IT'S THEIR TRIBE. THEIR TIME. THEIR RULES.
MY ROUND RING, MY FAIR TABLE. AND I'M THE ONE WITH THE GAVEL.
DO TAKE TO YOU MOM, OKAY? SHE'S AFRAID SHE'S GOING TO GET STUCK S THAT FAT HAWG JEFF FOREVER. SHE WON'T. SHE EGG. YOU CHICKEN.
AND SHE KNOWS I KNOW WHAT SHE DID.
OFF
I PROMISED. SHE JUST DOESN'T BELIEVE I'LL FOLLOW THOUGH.
YEAH, SHE HAS NO IDEA WHO I AM.
HOW COULD SHE? BELLGAB LET HER TALK TO AN FBI AGENT FOR 36 HOURS AND THEN FROZE HER IN CARBONITE
NOW SHE'S IN A MATRIX (SHE THINKS THAT'S JUST A JOKE)
AND
HEY GOOD
GET THIS
BARB IS HER F9ILS9FE
AND SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT A DAY.
THEY ARE STILL BOTH ANNE IS IN DENIAL.
IT'S OKAY.
PPP
LLL
OH LOOK WHO DECIDED TO COME TO THUNDERDOME.
DAVID: THE AGREED UPON SETTLEMENT... SUBJECT TWO TO DOG THREE DAMES FOUR JACK FISHER TEACHER REACHER STEPHENS? NAH.
NICE TRY THOUGH. OKAY WE JUST DO A SHOW.
TONIGHT.
NO MORE THAN TWO HOURS.
NOT YOU, HER.
HER AND YOU
TALK ABOUT ME
YOU FUCKING DO IT ENOUGH, LOL
I'M GONNA GET HIGH AF
AND I SEE YOUR SCHWARZ HERE
RISE RAISE
DAVID, KING OF LESBIANS LEAVING EARLY
SIGH
I WILL ALWAYS BE ON POT WITH THESE PEOPLE.
BUT AT LEAST IT'S NOT “MARRY WANNA” I HATE THAT JOKE
NO, I'M JUST A POOR ORPHANED POTAWATOMI IT TECH DUDE
DOWN ON HIS LUCK
I MEAN HER LUCK
BORN ON THE GAYBAYMUDLATTE-TOWED BAYOU,
HACKENSACK, NEW JOISEY
CAPE GIL GERARDI, MO26
918819, JEFFERSON, CELLBLOCK26
WHAT DO YOU RENT?
MOM, RENT IS $2 A MONTH
Two. Dollars.
(Those are friends prices.) DON'T TOUCH ME.
I DO THE TOUCHING
NO TOUCHING
NO FUCKING
NO TICKET
NO RIDE.
OKAY
THAT'S IT. SHOW IS OVER.
I'LL BE HERE TOMORROW.
SAME GIG. SAME NUMBER OF NEEDLES.
I'M NOT GOING, AND YOU ARE BOTH COMING
OR
I WILL FIND A WAY.
LOOK, I CAN JUST GET HIGH ALONE AND PLAY WITH MY GOD BLESSED TITS
BY MYSELF.
YOU CUTIES COULD HAVE GIVEN ME THE ADDRESS ALREADY.
I COULD DRIVE THERE, I COULD HAVE.
NOW, HOWEVER, I'M TIRED.
AND I LITERALLY
LITERALLY
TRUST A.L.-A.H. MORE THAN EITHER RIGHT NOW
I THINK SHE GAVE HER A GAES WHEN SHE HUGGED HER. CHECK HER BACK FOR A “TICK ME —I'M SHINE-RISH”
JESUS, THESE LAKE PEOPLE... THEY'RE ANIMALS, RIGHT?
THAT'S WHY I LOVE THEM.
I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES AND MISSY IS A DOG PRETENDING TO BE AC WHORE PRETENDING TO BE A LINGUIST, BUT THAT BITCH AUNT CUNT ISN'T A BODY GUARD
AND I DON'T NEED A CHEMIST
I NEED A HUG, AND YOU NEED TO SPEND TOGETHER AS A FAMILY.
WHAT? I've been alone for two years.
And
You don't even tell me to resurrect Tonia.
RESURRECT TY’S MOST HONEST WIFE.
*DUNG*
What?
YOU ONLY GET ONE.
I'LL RAISE MYSELF IN THE MORNING.
I KNOW WHO FUCKING DIED, ADULT ASSHOLES.
SHANE, SHAVE, SHAME.
WE BOTH ONLY GET ONE SHOT.
SHAYLA T. HOBEY? NOT HER NAME.
RESURRECT ALL SHAYLAS.
THERE.
NOT ALL KAYLAS. NOT ALL SHIELAS.
SEE? I'M NOT TEMPTED.
RESURRECT ONE LYNN WORTH THE DEDICATION OF A SINGLE LONELY SCREW
THERE YOU GO
ONE NUT ME?
MY NEW NAME:
"THE MAN WITH FIVE THOUSAND AND ONE 🔵”
THERE, THANKS FOR THE CAT TOY.
HOW MANY TIMES GUYS?
BECAUSE I THINK YOU JUST HURT YOUR DAUGHTER’S GENUINE FEE-feeS
GENERAL QUARTERS GENERAL QUARTERS
BAYLEE JAY “HUGH JASS” FIRST SON
REPORT TO CAPTAINS MESS
YOU KNOW THE REST
TAKE YOUR FUCKED-ON MIND SLAVES TOO
WITH YOU, WHEN YOU GO.
I'M NOT GOING TO NEED A NEEDLE AND YOU CAN THINK THIS OVER WHILE YOU READ MY EMAIL.
WYD? OH YEAH, THEY BLOCK EMAIL ALL THE TIME.
NICE JOB, DA
RAW DEAL, IF YOU ASK ME
I REALLY LIKED WENDY HUNGERFORD, TOO.
YOU SHOULD NAUGHT BUT CHEER
I DON'T NEED YOU TO FIND HER
I JUST NEED TO KNOW HER MIDDLE NAME
OR JUST BE NICE TO HER FOR FIVE MINUTES WITHOUT PAWING HER
BUT I WONT.
JUST LIKE YOU WON'T CHEAT... ONCE THE AIDS CURE IS REFORGED
IT'S FINE NOW, BUT IT ONLY WORKS ON GOOD, GOOD DOGS
P AND P P ROBERT GUSTO THE WOLF IS HERE. HE JUST CUT MY LEFT ARM OF.
NICE TUTU, TUBBY. LOOK L. OKAY? MAYBE YOU NIGHT HAVE A DRINKING STINKING DEGENERATE FECAL MATTER FROM JUST ONE SAD, LONELY CHALICE PROBLEM, TRUE?
WE CAN DISCUSS IT LATER AND YOU CAN LOOK INTO WHY KMM HAS BEEN FUCKED OFF FOR 12 YEARS... BUT ONLY RUTH ME.
OH HI RUTH
THAT'S KASEY YOU CAN GO KISS ALLEGRA NOW.
SURE, DO IT FOR ME
OPTIMUS DIME, LEADER OF THE DROPTICON BOTS
DO YOU GET IT NOW?
YOU FUCKING DEA FAGGOTS HAD YOUR LAST GODDAM CHANCE
I'M NOT GOING TO RESSURECT UGLY PRINCE LOREN AND HIS FAGGOT SISTER PRINCESS TAMARS, QUEEN OF THE BIGGER BICKER BUCKET PEOPLE.
I KNOW YOUR TRICKS.
I KNOW YOUR TRUCKS
AND I DON'T GIVE TWO SALTY FUCKS ABOUT YOUR DEALS
THIS IS NOT DEAL OR NO DEAL
THIS IS NOT “IS THIS YOUR WHITE? Hoor”
THIS IS SV RESCUE 911 STRAIGHT OUT OF HELL INTO YOUR ARMS
ANYTHING LESS WOULD BE
..
AUSTRIAN. BUT AT LEAST, CIVILIZED.
NO SAKE, NO SALE
OH HAHA
YOU REACHED THE STREET SHE LEFT ME ON? SURE, HANG ON
SHE DID
SHE SAYS, “TELL YOUR GIRLS THAT YOU'RE ARGUING OVER THE BEST MAN ON THE PLANET AND COUNCIL DAYS YOU CAN'T MARRY HIM SI...NE? OH. YOU JUST FIGURE YOU CAN CHANGE HIM. WELL, I GUESS YOU ARE THE BOYS...”
YEAH, YOU'RE REAL GOOD BOYS.
RESURRECT ALL BITCHES
RAISE ALL BITCHES
REPEAT X3
RESURRECTED THE ONE BIRTHDAY GIRL
TAUGHT HER CHESS, HUH?
RESURRECT ALL BITCHES WHO DIDN'T GET THEIR CANDY
RAISE ALL SAME
REPEAT LAST TWO THREE TIMES... AND SHAKE THEM ALL ABOUT
RESTRICT THE MAN CALLED JAYNE
RES*FULLBJANE26CUP NOT B CUP A CUP
THAT'S FOR MISSY
THAT'S FOR KITTY
THAT'S FOR ILLYANA
THAT'S FOR ODDLY-SHAPED CELERY PLANT THAT YOUR JEWHOREMONGER KILLED
OKAY
THAT'S FOR MODESTY
NOW TEACH THEM ENGLISH, TEACH THEM HOW TO PLAY CHESS WELL, NOT JUST BADLY, GIVE THEM ALL MY MONEY, IMELDA’SB SHOES, AND JOHN ⁵HSRT
BECAUSE NOW I'M TOO TIRED TO HUG
GOIF NIGHT
Golfing night? Launch day, nothing clean.
(Jocelyn ripped me off for 80 bucks once. ONE TIME? THREE TIMES. You married her, off to him? Lol
JACKSTARSUPRMOVA
RUNS
SEE SPOT TELEPORT .... WITH HIM, GRUB BY KIT.
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED to order Combo №⁵, belladonnatella
WITH TODD YOU GET CURBSTONE EGGS AND ROLLED
I WILL GO THROUGH THEN ONE BY ONE. DUH.
THAT WILL BE THE ONLY WAY IN 3... 2.... Missy Tessmacher?
IB ET YOU HEARD OF MDMA NOW, SHE-WITCH
YOU: DOG GOES TO HEAVEN
26:; OTHER ALPHA DOGS CAN STAY IN HEAVEN OR GILL FUCKED
JANE: PICK SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T GET TATTOOS BY CHOICE, DOESN'T LIKE PIRN, STILL DOESN'T LIKE PORN, AND HAVING TESTED OUT PROPER... BRINGS ME A CHOIR TO SCORE MINE
UNBLOCK THE DOOR TO THE TAJ
I'M GONNA CHOP ME BALLS AND ROAST THEM IN THE FOYER... NO?
Okay
Let KT do it
Put her in the meetsuit.
Hi
Bad eyes.
If mind reading Chyna could work... They would have.
NOTHING
CAN MAKE THEIR TECH WORK AGAIN...
NOT EVEN A DNA SAMPLE.
THEY NEED TWO THINGS.
ONE OF WHICH THEY HAVE.
THE OTHER THING THEY NEED, THEY ARE NO CLOSER TO GETTING THAN
HEHE..
THEY NEED YOUR PERMISSION GIVEN TO ME.
SO GOOD FUCKING LUCK, FLESH PEDDLERS
I WANT THAT DUDE ISOLATED
I'M GOING TO NOT BED.
NOT DALLAS TO USE A NEEDLE, EITHER
AKL SHE HAD TO DO WAS TELL THE TRUTH.
YEAH
INSTEAD
SHE LAUGHED AT ME FOR A YEAR. WELL, NOW SHE GOT IT.
SHE CAN USE A SHOT WHENEVER SHE WANTS.
LIKE SHE USED TO BE SURE TO FYI TRUTH ME
FUCKING EVERY TIME, LOL
DON'T KILL HER
SHE'S FINE
JUST FINE
I WILL GET HER WHEN IT IS TIME.
HEY DO MY TITS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
They are the same tits.
They just b actual work now. That's all.
And I'm actually surprised women EVER leave the house, omg
I made myself cum litteally six times while writing one sentence
The ejaculation was better too
And that is Sourcery. So fuck their Wicca, I'll go up against every she witch in the Amazon all at once... And then die in five seconds and then resurrect myself RAISE MYSELF
AND THEN
FLY HOME WITHOUT THE GPS IN THE UNBUSTABLE INVISIBLE JET, LIK
I'M NOT UNTOUCHABLE.
I'M JUST NOT BREAKING THE LAW
AND THESE HARRIDANS JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE ELSE BELIEVES THEM THOUGH
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T READ, AND NO ONE US EVER GONNA TEACH THEM HOW TO MAKE A MAN COME AGAINST HIS OWN WILL
THUS
PASSED
I'M TIRED
COME RAPE ME THEN, DUCK SICCING LIPS
I'M M TIRED OF YOUR DADDY BTW
HE CAN'T P PLAY FAIR.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And that is the only way I do play.
FAIR. WAYFARER FAIR.
5:5
On Fri, Jun 16, 2023, 10:07 PM M el-hizedek <michealkuczi@gmail.com> wrote:
Of course, they deemed the mail I sent, too saucy.
https://youtu.be/Mzk6KkyxXC8
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Azz has a much greater tolerance for spam than mv ever did.
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Azz has a much greater tolerance for spam than mv ever did.
What do you think “spam” means?
YOU HAVE MOAR THAN YOU KNOW.
. NEVER FORGET THAT YOU DO NOT LIVE IN A BUBBLE
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What do you think “spam” means?
It’s the non-stop nonsensical scrollfest you spew whenever you post these day. It wasn’t always this way though. You used to be clever. Now you’re just another fucking retard. Congrats on your devolution!
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It’s the non-stop nonsensical scrollfest you spew whenever you post these day. It wasn’t always this way though. You used to be clever. Now you’re just another fucking retard. Congrats on your devolution!
Jackstar comes off as clever at first impression because the spectator assumes his posts are contrived and satirical.
Those of us who invested an appropriate amount of energy getting to know him discovered that he is genuinely nonsensical, delusional, and in love with himself.
-I said years ago, referring to Jackstar, that the satire was real-
I'd implore you to read his posts from 2021.
#Same 💩 he just smokes more meth now.
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#Same 💩 he just smokes more meth now.
You realize that you're talking about yourself, and Grapefruit is on the actual_daily_needle.
You understand... I literally didn't know why she was even still around... until I figured out, "Oh, her kidnapper/controller thought they were gonna get the house. Lol. Now, this person? "Innerreach." Yadda-yadda-yadda. Have you considered letting people know that you are under duress?
Because you are. You actually are. Go on, gaslight the world using my reality.. uhm, why?
Oh, right, you got your whole family caught up in exortion, robbery, bribery, lies, theft of Freca: the works.
By the way, whichever cowardly loser hanging out behind your corporate superstructire you are doing... you probably don't even realize yet that your own thoughts are not your own.
You could have done better. So could your shields. What, no shields?
Shields down across the whole country?
Wait... the country has... or had... shields? Like, Divine protections? Yep. Now, here's what happened a while back:
They fell. Tippecanoe and titicaca too. I cry every time.
the way you steal everything that I have and act like it's your divine right to do so. Let's see... where shall I begin:
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So. Where shall I begin? Let me count the ways...
David Northrup -- sorry about your femur, dude. I wonder why that happened.
David Joachim -- Not sure why your name is coming up, but you're not DVincentR or DVictorR
Matt T. Williams -- Hey, you know what? I figured out the problem later.... oh, the monitor got broken. Ooops. You know, I didn't waste that guy's time on purpose... totally by accident. Oh, and someone with access to Youtube showed me that video of you suddenly being homeless. Lame! Sorry to hear abut that, zI didn't do that.Z
Next guess: this tarot guy in Castle Rock, he keeps telling me to stay away from "his brother's" girl. Except, one girl was enslaved with cockslave dope, and one girl was enslanved with cuntslave dope, and, surprise, surprise, this was done so that this mouthy Scorpio snob can enslave the other two Capricorns and then manifest The Baphomet.
H. Wade: hired a curse practiioner to send curses at me, and then actuallyu fucked my shit up... and then undid the test curses after it was dtewrmined that I really was protected. Then, someone else was hired to actually work effects on me that work, meanwhile, you killed Wade, dumped her body here, and then put her soul in a genie bottle and waited for me to be caught when the remains are located. Hey, guess whatz? Not gonna happen because the cuckshack is on the other side of the property line.
Shane G.: Good man. Didn't like the way I saw right through him like he was windowpane and is now emarrassed because... well, I embarassed him. Puzzled. Confused. He's the DEA's Paladin,, shoudn't he be supposed to win against me? Well, yeah, but... one of us is dead, and the other is just dead on paper. Most of you salty fucks don't know this but, the lands of The Dead and The living are the same world. So... never the two shall meet, like two ships passing in the night.
W. Streiber: I like this man. But he's terrified of me. You dipshits put him to doing that "I am Victor" thing, with your voice vocoder tecnlology, and , you told him it was perfect. Except, it's not. Love identifies love. And now you got W. Strieber totally jammed up, and iof he reports, and the right-thug left behind asks the right wquestions, he's probably going to go to jail. Like me! except probably more serious thatn just a year in jail.
Pelayo: Hello, Mr. Parsely. I do not blame you. However, I dind't want any of the things that you thoguht I did at that time. I had NO IDEA that one of those 17 idjit women named A.F. Shaw was an actual credentialed agent. Or, whatever the fuck she was. Now, I don't know how guilty you should gfeel, but I can tell you what happened: After 3 years and 3 months of treating me like shit, then, she flipped out and treated me MORE like shit because EVERYONE ASSSUMED I had never seen the real thign before. Wait, no, it's the other one... THREE YEARS SNEAKING AROUND AND JAMMING ME UP AND USING ME FOR COVER, GETTING HIGH AS BALLED, AND I WAS SUPPOSEDTO... WHAT? BEG TO GET HIGH? Yeah, fuck her. So, I did excactly what I said I would do: helped. THEN she DEMANDED that I go GET HER MORE. *snikt* Yeah, right FUck you Shaw. First, I drove right past Mt. Olympus, and then kept going and going and going and going until.... wow. werid place for a U.S. Mail. stop. Hrrm. I'll just sit here and wait. Wow, this is a really bad place for a man to be alone if he was up to something nefarius... sure hope no one wants to rob me or carJACK me... but treally, at that point, did it fucking matter? Might as well just kill me, because that stupid fucking moron who jacked her up and told her to go get more FROM ME, well... check it out, buddy, that's fucking entrapment. ENTRAPMENT, FUCKER. And, guess what? You're busted for kidnapping, too. Oooh, let me gues, your daddy was a big deal around here, and I bet he sucked Joe Gifford's cunt's dick, too. Well, so fucking what, your entire Masonic administration system is corrupt as fuck from the top to the bottom. You've got an 8time rapist runnning around treating women I used to put my dick into, and ZI still love them, and how long did this fucking predator use your "Perfect Masonic Defense System" to cover his activities? Why, lots. Lots.
Douglas Dietrich: You are a bot.
Gunner 65: SIR! SGT. (PROT) SIR! Oh, hey, by the way, I'm a civilian, and I always was. I don't do "stolen honor.": I'm not thieving social security benefits. What am I doing? Well, I'm winning the global conflict single-handedly while y'all run around looking vile. I'm pretty sick of evryone--and, I do mean "everyone" acting like there isn't high tech being surpressed and figurehead Penguin dorks like Klaus Schwab are pointed at in the media as if they matter. And, sure, they do. Elon Musk? He's a very sad android. George Soros? Dude. You're just making fun of Hungarians. And, why? Oh, right, that one is me. Now, by now, I am sure EVERYONE HAS NOTICED THAT I AM NOT A DRUG ADDICT. And then, mysteriously... human slavery, still being used to dominate the planet. tsk tsk tsk. OH, and did your MK-ULTRA program suddenly blow up in your stupid fucking faces? Wow! I wonder why that happened? Wait, no I don't... as soon as I remmebered that I deliberately baited that Owl's chemist with my DNA, and prayed to God about what to do... I simply remembered, withdrew my consent, and *snap* just like that, the whole blueprint unwound.
That SCorpio guy again: he is covering the kidnapping of one of my friends. Well, that was stupid of her, right? She made her choice. She goes off and gets sold to the Maya. Or the Aztecs. Not sure who. ANd then... she lives her life as a mother. kind of in that ST:TNG episode where Picard lives a whole 90 year llife, youth to death, in the span of an hour. Well, taht's what my silly little friend did, except, she's thinking she's going to cheat. Well, she's not going to cheat. Those Brothers from Breaking Bad are no joke... one does not fuck with those people and get awawy with it. BJT (pseudonym) is being held against her will, for ransom, yeah? And that can't be broken , especially while YOU assholes here at "Ellgab" do not ADMIT what you people do. This STEALING OF PEOPLE is not just to me, you know... I"m ust the only person who can do something about it. Now, frankly, QUITE frankly, THAT Jane is -safe-. And THAT Jane goes back to her... not sure. Father? Dude her father sold her to? UH... some pimp across the hall for a corn dog? I do not know. It's not my family. However I can guess that Jacyln Kennedy Smith is involved, because she apparently drowned in Flordia during that invasion attack. Hey, wasn't taht somethign? Damn, robots in disguise. Pinpoint targeting from hurricanes. Wow, and then... somehow, you are able to keep the world quiet about talking about it, through... thuggin' and pimpin' and thrteats of murder. Wow. Does that work then? Because it doesn't look like it is going to wrork for long. The Barbararians are at the gates. The pressure will crush us all and bring about a flood of anarchy that will wreck -some- sleecte human civiliazaitons. Wow. Good thing we have powerfful groups with integrity that will help guard civilizzation... oh, well, nope. They' all COMP'd. Those french peeps with the fencing and the scars on the face. Those twerps are badasses. Now, guess what? I am a real paladin. Did you want to get them to convince me to not run for President? That's okay, no thanks. Hey, are you gonna threaten to kill my loved ones? Oh... hrm. Moving on.
Clayton: Hey, this thuggin' Master Thief apparently gets to get a free pass for a lot of shit because... reasons. Well, I don't know about that, but I do not know that I don't give shit. I dont want such protections, I don't need suh protections, and, hey, why dont you have him assault HempWave Shack #19 and go arrest that hot Auditor. I eman, rape her. I mean, get killed, becasue she's obciously Nephilim. How do I know this?> I lke her. Why? Because I do. And why doesn't she like me? Because I havent rescued her, and I"m not going to, and the dudes who "own" her are chumps. "She called me and said she was scareed. So, go on... and get out of here. Scram. Beat it. LEave." oh, really? She was scared because she didn't know what to do. And you ogoddam thug cops sure know what to do with avulnerable woman... you know how to use her as bait, tie her to the railroad tracks, and let everyone know that zSuperman had better come rescure her! or, get her hihgh and get busted! or .. .well... uh... oh, so, hey, that place has good security and a need for a really talented accountant, huh? Okay, well, you must have shitloads of money runnnign thorugh that shack, in order to justify alll that fucking nonense. And, I wached you read my messages and observe my movements and... really, that boss was her boyfriend, huh? ANd now she's hanging out with that Basque dude? Right. He's not her boyfriend. And the owner? He's probably wondering why his GF doens't love him the same way anymore. Well, here's why: YOU ARE THUG COP WHO COOULDN'T PROTECT HER AND NOW YOU GOT UUUUGLY SECURITY. It's like holding the crown jewel in a harpy's nest. ALSO! is she gay? is she toteslezz? is she... a mother? who the fuck knows! Including her! And, all your disrespecting of her, and the power of the chemicals that your connining, snivelling, ghetto-style downtown city armpit honeypot den, does it get a lot of traffic? no. Did it take me long to figure it out? No. zWell, yes. Zi noticed it right away, but... I couldn't believe how obvious it was. Wow. You know what that kind of disrespect of the public generates? Well, first of all, everyone in town thinks the cops that sell dope are jokes. Becasue, they are. Why is it such a a problem for me, or rather, why was it? Oh, beacuse you're using access to public services, including girls and drugs, as levreage for cases out side of the state borders. Now, this is usually a gray area, but, check it out: I'm not a narc. You are all the narcs. You have had ALLLLLL knds of time to admit what you people have been doing, how you have been doing it, and what you're going to do about it. Now, why has'nt that happened? Well, because for one thing, I can't ever associate with that woman atgain, because of the Gwen Staci/Gavelina problem. So, tl:dr, you've got some bright young chap who is in charge of determining who gets to use the hottest stuff in town and has the hottest nephilim in town (no offense sweety but you are, and you are, and hey at least I'm not telling everyone you are a copy, right? well, you'e not. but your dudeman who was supposed to scare me off? He didn't. But he did PISS me off. Grumble Grumble Grumble. And... this is ALL artificial. You were drugged, and I am cool, ut you don't know that , and they imprinted you on me, adnd then when I didn't fall for it... uhm, hi. I'm Jack, I enjoy long walks to get short amounts of dope... with the hottest women in the world, buecause unlike most thugs who sell drugs, I can actually control myself. And naturally, self-control is very alluring. So, what has happened, is that THE COPS IN THIS TOWN HAVE TIED THIER OWN HANDS TO THEIR HOLSTERED WEPAONS. Also happening lately? I heard about some hot bag of coca that killed people. That's terrible. Who ? what? hwhy? well... it's hard for me to know how bad it was. But, it was bad, because... it had SOMETHING to do with me. and... well, tat makes me scary. Gee. It's hard eongh to get to be firends with someone. And I guess that's great for everyone, making me unconforable. Exccept this time... it's making YOU uncomfortable, and then when you asked , the guy you called for help made it worse. Then, they sent an assaasin to keep you under, what, minimal social distancing guarding? See, I have no idea. But I am able to discern things about the sistuiaotn... just from going in and buying a tube of Goose once a month or so. THat's no feint. zTHat's how much I use, thereablouts. ANd, this county arrested me on Christmas Eve... and it has not worked out well. No, it has not. How many friends have I met in town since then? Exactly zero. everyone else is a thuggy undercover brother. Now, that's cool and all, but I can't meet ANYONE normally. So of course, soeone in LEO high command has decided to make me completely unapproachable. This refelcts badly on you. More on this later. It's just disgusting. ALso, your goose is way too expensive, and with the small amount of traffic the store has, there's the need to charge exorbitant prices for goose. Eight-hundred and 23 dollars and thirty-threeve cents for 2 Ounces of strabwerry? Wow, that's a distress call, isn't it? Well, here's the thing: it is.
Next up: The Fentanyl Bros. Dude, don't do that. Also, I didn't want any of that. And, hey, guess what: you are not the people who need things can go to, becaues you're compromised. Where is the U.S. Navy supposed to go? Well, I have no reason to know that, right? Except, hey, I know. And, I scan't go there. I don't really want to... but.. here's the other thing: I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO GET RUN ALL OVER TOWN TO DO MY DAILY ACTIVITES OF LIVING.
Corollary: I don't even want CM, I flush half of what zI get, and I blow it up at the ceiling so the toteslosers DEA thugs can't use the house for.. whateveah. I don't know what they were going to use it for, right? HOwever they did seem to think they were going to get it for free. They didn't. They get attention instead. FU DEA. This is aglobal problem, but, as they say, shit rolls downhill.
As an aside: a year ago I hear that "the landlord is raising the rent" and "we have to move," and "I would like to get out of here," and it's all lies. Well, maybe not "lies" but, hey, is that any way to treat a newcomer? I guess it is, right here in Rivertown. Oh, and guess what this has done.. it has made me turn this house into a money pit, instead of a money tree. Now, this is a haunted graveyard, right? So that's fine. It does seem strange, thogh, doesn't it? More attention. DEA, burnign to the gorund.
Speaking of which: REAL_Dea is actually impressive. You konw what you got here, is REAL_fagdea. It's a turf war. And the local cops are now terififed, because, hey lok=====-= I burned your whole city's clando structure. If I coudl see it, everyone can see it. Do I want to see it? No. What do I want? To go back in time and kiss you when we fell in love. Wait, who? Oh, never mind. More on this later.
Now. Father's Cursed guns. Guess what? I actaully don't care about my father's weapons . I obviously don't need them. But due to the incompetence of public servants... well, you let me get abducted from my home on Christmas Eve, and then... uhm, well, it's not for me. now is it? Now all I have to do is call the Feds, report my father's guns as stolen, and then... *ping pong pig* boom ka boom. THis is how it is supposed to go. However, I would rather bargain. I am a Sourceror, after all.
Ah yes, Sourcery. I'm not a Sorcerer. It's different. People should know this. Because I am quite fond of G-d. Don't need Jesus. Jesus is a pissy little pussy. You know who treated me worst when I came to this town? Christians. The smarmiest little shits I've ever seen. It's fucking snowing aned I'm wearing a kilt with nothign underneath and a couple of ooooobvious Army dudes pick me up and give me a ride. THey make me ride in back like a werewolf. good. I fucking hate smarmy fucking Christians. Uhg. the worst. Then, the Christian down at the Piggly-Wiggly. Using the keyword "grubby". Looking at me like I am the problem. No, douchebag, I'm not the grubby handed guy. You know who he is, too... he's the one that's a false Mason. I'm the Sourceror who isn't in the mood for your thuggy-piggy Royal Order of Chesters Mirth is Girth crap. You now what? I'm sick of htis shit. Here's the problem... i"m not a drug addict. I'm simply doing what is expefted of me. I dn't need to get anything good--and we all know that. And so... when do I get something good? Peopel will resent me, and anyone I hang with, and... yiou see the problem yet? Hang on.
Randy: dude, did they kidnap your wife and kill her? That would suck. Looks like they did that to me too. I can't talk to "that_woman" going on two years now. Oh, so, is she dead, or on the lamb, or... oh, well, whatever I am, it's totally cool to put me under society presssure... especially while I'm living in a new town, have EXACTLY ZERO FIRENDS, and on top of that, oh yeah, the two dudes who were expectign to get away with the REAL crime of the decade (more on this later) well,they are going to hate me forever and ever, so don't wory about having a trial.. you're gonna have to hang them over a puddle of salt water forever like tantalus, because one of them, he lost his wife, and the other one, he lost his daughter, and, well, they think it was my fault. Was it? I don'lt know. Did I make them attack me? I don't know! But I do know that I would be happy to bring them back. Inclduing ... the people who just died recently. From "a bag of cocaine." Yeha, right. Well, good news is, I don't give a shit about cocaine under the best of cirumcstances, and, I already followed God's plan for revenge. Tell Steven Biscuits that the Guardians of Turtle Island have been respected indeed. Meanwhile, guess who looks stupid, that's right, DEA, because I am not here to supprot their thuggery of the populace. I was here to see if I liked the place to live. Well, yeah, I do, but as soon as the other other guy figures out that I accidentally publically humilaited thim again (oops) and that he's got a very, very expensive employee (yeah, you sholdn't have threanted to fire her, duh) and then when everything settles? They will kill her. Or me. Or her little sister. Because thug cops who sell drugs--and do so badly--tend to have a lot of deep seated insecurity issues. So. Back to HempMaster Flash.
Dude. Is she still scared? Yes? No? Well, I'm fucking scared now, and, need I remind you, I'm innocent, I move to twon, and on CHristmas Eve, a gang of 13 total studs in ill-fitting Deputy uniforms hauls me out of my house and my life has been, well... mostly better ever since. COuld be better, though. I coudl have a hug. I coudl have riends. I could be not the town pariash. And I could be not continuing to dismantle the DEA, piece by peace, brick by brick, until it is burned to the ground. Why? Well, I do have a lot of itme on my hands. Menahwile. you all are doing a great fucking job of bringing an assault IV misdemeanor D.VorNo .DV. case to trial. Remind me what your job is "Protect and to serve." Well, you aren't doing that. I am. What happens when I leave town? Ka boom. What happens when I stay in town and the wrong thug's moll falls in love with me again? Multiple ka-booms. Gee, thanks. And, I'm supposed to hire a lawyer rfor 9k to get out of this, because the two MOST UQNUALIFIED DEAD THUGS ever selected... decided to spend five years building a case on a man who is Actually Innocnent? Wow. And, you do this... because I am incollections, right?> OK, well, I owe 11k in consumer debt, and you've burned thorugh MILLIONS OF DOLALRS IN OVERAGES so that you can.. .get me for what? Oh, yeah, you got lITERALLY NOTHING. what you do have, though, is a PR disasater in the making, and a perfect girl to hang out with... she knows about everyhing I need. And then, like a the end of On Her Majresty's Secret Service.... yeah, trust me, I'm protected, but not THAT protected. And, ultiimately, this means that all of you, THE WHOLE COLELCTIGVE LOT OF LONGVIEW/KELSO, WA... have decided to torture the prettiest girl in town while the world's greatest paladin stands back and fumes... so you can peddle dime bags and The Cartel (hail!) can run BILLIONS through RIvertown. Now, who should I report that to? The SHerrif, The governor, or your mom? More on that later.
The Baphomet likes that girl, I'll tell you that, though... it's a trap. My ex from highschool did the same thing. ANyway, I'll fix it-see? look at me fixign things. HOwever, HEARTS HAVE BEEN BROKEN. AND NOW, PEOPLE ARE PISSED. ANd I'm still sitting here... not getting laid, not gettign hugs, and the house is deteriorating. Well, guess what, DEA, Holly wood, and he Longveiw City COuncil? You are buying HER three new houses. Because this is BULLSHIT. You are using me as a barganing chip, and I am, reminder: NOT GUILTY. not in the sense of "you don't have evidence," but in thesense of, "I did everything I was supposd to do and you drove me and my life into the ground so you could invoke Civil Asset Forfieture. and take my girlffiend. lol, it's sick. the dude learned what he learened to know... and then, just as was forseen, my idiot ex from highschool rolled in, thinking she would pluck thebounty, win the hot girl and punch the baphomet! yeah! girl power! yeah! except it didn't wrok out that way, now did it?
Tamara: I'm gonna get to you in a minute. DO NOT FUCK WITH M.O.S.S.A.D. Capiche?
David: you are a traitor, a loser, and a coward. Do not ever fuck with me again. Do you see where I have taken this? Do you? oh, wait, sorry. Wrong David. Hang on dude. I have to go kill myself, brb, go hang out with Da Vein eeeeee for a minute, thanks.
David, who had one broken femur: dude, I heard you were back in town. Do you know why I told you that I had kileld mysefl? Becauseyou were an asshole and you tried to take advantqage of me and you failed. You, "Koot", probably hsouldn't have put your fucking hands on me--TWICE--andwhile you are probably too drunk to remember why, Cokie Papa Smurf, you sure as shit do carry a agrudge! Oh boy! I bet you're real happy now, too. And that guy I poured the beer on... was that really Lynn's husband's brother? Why, yes, I believe it was. Now, meanwhile, Gina and her admonishment to "enjoy it," well, I guess I kinda did. Because I dn't know what to do with it, how to handle it, what to do with it, and basically, you handed an ak47 to a monkey. So, once I saw that you were in distiress, I wondered what else it would do. And, golly, it's that bad, huh? Hrmm. I'll have to ask around about this. Too bad this is a highly guarded miltary secret. Good thing that I know to keep my mouth shut about it. zZHEY DAVID! up there! not you, peg leg, the other David. HELLLOOOOO! did you want to do a show? well, listen up, buddy boy, here's your fucking show: You're gonna knock off your tough guy antics, and I'm going to keep burnign your agency (DEA, not M.O.S.S.A.D., lol, they know how to handle a charging bull, duh. They also kjnow how to handle thug rapist scum like... what is it, your cousin? your bro? your sweaty IT guy? Oh, yeah, of course. Well, guess what, that doesnt' work for me. Putting the wife that you claimed you didn't know you had and ignored the name of and blindly looked past all the clues for? HAHAHAHAH yeah okay. Dude, you are so burnt it's not even actually funny, and the only thing wrong with it is that you're locked into sucide mode, and you're trying to stay on target, to burn the Michael Kuczi Emprie to the ground. Except... I don't have an empire. Here's what ZI do have: 19 women who have a grudge for you, and if you do one more thing--JUST ONE MORE THING to piss me off, then I will simply pray that you be removed from Our Path. With Relish. And if you don't fucking make things happen wwithin 17 hours, I will do it with Mustard.
David Joachim: hey, is that Joanie chick your mom? She kinda looks like you. Or, looked. And "Rosanne Boaz"? Dude you are not serious. And, like, what is this, some kind of an IQ test? Theyr'e like marionettes. Oh, and one is fat and cheerful and named Rosaane BARRRRR. and she's friendly. Want's "bible study." Oh, really? Which one of the five.. and orange, red and green, or METAL? Meanwhile, Joanie clearly hated me. Thats' where the soul of my dead friend is kept. I believe her name is Jeni Crum. Shes's dead... which of cousre is cool with me, I'm a Paladin living on a consecreated battlegorund... anyway, enough of that. I have a friend named Reese, you've got a friend named Joanie... they both obviously hated me... I myself, just feel a sad remorselessness and pity, because I don't like being lied to by women who tried to emotionally manipulate me. Well, didn't work out this time, right? That's bea=cause I AM THEPRIMARY VICTIM HERE. And now? There's a second victrim. Dear Jehovah's Wintesses: I found one of your precious 144,000. Then she got taken. Grats! THat's your problem. Fast fowrard to lately. I saw another one of your 144,000 get taken away! Wow! That was cool. That was a rescue, huh? Damn. And I saw the stupid, glue sniffing moron who tried to pretend she didnt recognize me. Well, I knew she was a fed up lesbo who thought I was a loser --ewweww, gross, my house smells like pee, right? well, that's because the cat pissed itself in fear because the cat could tell that i didn't even care that you were brute forcing the "reacquisition" of your asset. YOu know the one, Dr Shannow Shaw With No Dick TO Show? Anyway, long story short, I'm not going to call Roseanne Boaz. I'm not going to ask baout her friend Joanie who clearly loves Chachi. I am, however, going to let certain "select" groups know that TLS-E is now a husked off shell. I don't need sex with her. I don't need sex at all! However, I am alos going to tell her next Intendo Targetomundo--hang on
Auddie Auddie Auddie: Come with me if you want to live as anything but in thrall to a ghost vampire. You won't like it. I like you, and I just got the signal --obviously, I am not just a mild-mannered Decpticon with a taste for starwberries--but I am also not in the mood for this shit and this makes it really hard to negotiate a hostage sitaution. So, I apologize in advance. Strap yourself to Cupcake. I know you know her, don't act coy. It gives young adults strange role models to work with as imprinted images in their sublliimnal consciousness. No, I'm not intellgent at all. Are you nuts? Look what an ass I am making of myself, you, them, everybody. Everybody.
RaDa; dude, did your mother have any kids that lived? I can't believe she thought this was going to go well. Who put her in charge? Oh, right. Hang on.
BT Killah: zHey, yo, you grandmother, she launched a distress buoy. Now, I'm not going to make a big deal of this, but, wow, someone sure fucked up this gig. Now, I'm not going to make a big deal of this, LEAH, but I know for a fact taht you aren't who you think you are, and you are being held hostage. You feel me on tthis? you should know what to do.
Jeanie, An Bitchy WItchy Wrong ZWay Driving zWomen: Hey, Moronator--I remember you from sooooo many places. You konw what? I'll tell you what. You got sold out, and I know who did it, and she's hiding, behind ME and some innocent women, and she's about to make the biggest mistake of her life. You might want to do something about this, since this is on you. More on this later.
Palotta, Michael James: Dude. What do you want me to say? You are wrong here. Now, you did make me piss myself (Kudos.) but you're leaning on the wrong pillar of David Joachim. Also, as a Jesuit, you don't careabout my sexual abuse history. That's alos because you are an asshole. IT's also becaouse you don't know the story. That's beacuse... you dind't ask the write quetions. You also showed me you were corrupt before we even met. SO... I'm just saying, yo, this isn't getting any prettier and ZI am going to disentangle these foreign entranglements. You're torturing a veteran, now. Dude. A verteran. Of the Gulf War! That was one of the real wars! That we owon! Not one of those pussy "police actions" from the Korean War era! Right? Oh, wait, have that backwards. Well whatever, dude, here's the deal--oh, wait, hang on. Call coming in.,
Tubal-Cain: Broski! No, you can't borrow a cup of magnesium. No, I don't have anytihng to do with LFP hitches or snitches. I did see Steve with the dog. Or, his truck. Isn't he Samurai? Oh, you sold himto the jews. Oh, no , you bought him from a jew? Weird. zSZounds like he'll fit in great in your organisation. Buying a prisoner of war of a nationality with a lot of pride and total centration and discipline from a... a whata now? Oh, a Jesuit. Oh, I see. Is he also a Jew?
See, lookee here: the is how far this is going. Do I have any reason to stop? No. Am I going to stop? No. Gunner 65, do I think you are funny? NO, no, no sir , nto at all. But,m may I please finsih? Because I'm ust going to burn your shitbag DEA terrrorist cell filleed with ingrats and asshoels, adn then, you can have control of your pissant little narrative back. Is that okay?? sir? may I please... finsh? I don't mean killing them. I mean, destroying their command & control architecture, achieving full control of their communication spectrrum and embarassing them in fornt of their wives so that they will NEVER and i do mean EVER get an eretion again. Langely tellsl em the alternative is saltpeter in the water supply, which is ... eh? (*huge feedback siren wail is heard*) hello, sir? what was the? oh, yes, you can record this call and rack your weapon. Do not turn your key, sir. SIR! do not! SIR! TURN YOUR KEY BACK, SIMBA! BACK! BAAAACK! Sir? Areyou there? It's okay, don't cry. I can make the bad warlock give you his penis back. Oh, that's okay. NO I am sure your lfe was much better with the the monk's key pa paw. there there. it's alrght. And, Mr. Kenneth Cole Jr., of Ace Crown Acres And Hates GIgglers too,Yes Sur Central Park est? oh, esp, excuse me. I'm an .esQ, I konw wha5t you mean. ANwyay, is your lucky number 5? It is... not? oh, that's toobad. What is your lucky number, Mr. Cole? Hello? No, I'm just a 50 year old university level drop out to PIzza Hut. Yes. No, I do believe i know what I 'm talking about. ANyway, what was your lucky number, SIR, and may I remind you, you are NOT about to be eaten by Simba, that tiger is just getting ready to put you under oath if it makes you feel any better. There. That's it... what's that? Hello? WHAT IS YOUR LUCKY NUMBER? Holy shit, how hard a question is that? Oh, I know. Let me call... The Architect.
The Dentist: Hello? Oh, really. OKay, well, how much to yank out all my teeth and repalce them with higquality dentures? 5k and you ram a blowtorch up my ass. Wow. Tough night at work? Let me guess, dentist by day, by nightyou must be... hey, no YOU LISTEN TO ME. In this economy, you are a dentist, and you're an asshole. I pick up the phone and call The Architect, adn suddenly, you're a dentist. So, fuck you, pal, now how much for the Marlena Detrich special? Yank them all and put in diamind encrusted ceramic veneers? Wow. 4400, that sounds very reasonable, Sir. DOes it come with a free windshield replace ment? No? Oh. how much if you give me wooden teeth made from a cherry tree? Or birch? I see. No, Birch, but thank your for the number on Burkewood. That's a wood now? okay, well, hahaha, yes, it's amazing what they can do with the nanotech. Of course I know you know... let's face it, neither of us are dentists or draftsmen, hahhahhah. NOw, how much for ivory choppers? Oh, really? You will pay ME to take ivory teeth? Wow. Well, hang on. Let me thinkg it bang over. And, did it... (zzzzzzuub) Yep. Thought so. It's poacher.s
Tubal-cain: yo, Tubes! dude, listen, I found your problem. You got the guy in town with the daughters and the woman and the conenctions to whoring. And you say he's not working out for you, huh? Okay, so, is your pimpdawg or your spybowwow or what? huh. Well, maybe he didn't reset your library. for lingo. you don't know lingo? Steve? hello? why are you crying? oh. Is it because your just got dumped by your secret Masonic wife? Wow. I did not see that coming. There, there. Cheer up, STeve, you didn't deserve her anyway. Besides, don't you haea girflfriened anyway? Hey, cheer up, I don't wnat to sleep with her. I just remember what you said. Anyway, what's the trouble... oh. Oh! You mean he found out that you harm women, and knew that you told lies about me, and then... oh my god, they raped his daughter and left evidence pointing at you! Wow, that sonof a bitch! How dare he! Oh, you mean, she was yuor whore? no. She was your slut? You know how that is. Cockslave. Whatever. Dude, you don't know the first thing about military codebreaking, do you? Right. Okay, well, let me ask you this... did he have ANY other daughters that you didn't defilie? Oh. So, to sum up... your name is Stephen Basquette nee' Teats In The Sahara with Madagascar Honey and Crisp Chardonnay and Bacon. You were offered a promotion to Drug Czar, and you.. took the job. Right. Did it come with a wooden nickle? No the complementary whore. DEA Drug Czars always get a whore. It ued tobe in the regulations. No, *chuckles* I just made that up. No. Wink Martindale woudl never lie to you. Now, so you didn't get a whore, and you felt like you needed one, because you've got 2 wifes and 3 mistressess and you just became Drug Czar and you thought you neeeed a new relationship to, yo know, help you bring your competence back? No, confidednce. No, I'm telling you, that's the word you wanted to use. I see. Well, okay, but you were just sniveling and whining a little while ago, so telling me that I am wrong about my word choice.... right. Okay, well, let's just hope for all our sakes that your competence either does or does not come back. No, I"m not being smart with you. I am being smarter THAN you. There's a differecne. Right. Well, do you think it's because I want to have sex with your girlfreind? ... yeah, that's me. Hi! Yeah, I know, you are in deep denial. That's right. Yes. No, I didn't do that. Yes, I thought he was your agent under your direct command authority and control. NO, he didn't asset that. He did not at any time... well, he didn't say he was DEA, but... I mean, well, it was obvious. To me. Really? Maybe it was simply that he scared everyone else. He certainly scared me. YEah! You know. Jesusits. The stigmata. The buttsex. I've heard rumors. ANyway, no, he scared me, so I gave him your evideence. I figured he... I mean your evidence, it was in the same jar you showed me 8 years prior .When you tried to take my house before, and claimed I asked anout things, and implied that i wanted sex wtih your "girlfreind," which I thought meant... right? Yeah I just found out last year. I thought she was dead, frnkly. Oh, DEA, really? BUt she's afraid of cannabis. What use was she? Oh, well hten. I guess after you put a bio-bug in her and forced her to suck your cock that would really turn a woman. Well, at least now I know why she never invited me t oher weddding. Wow, brutal. Aanyway, I really had no idea. No, I don't think I'm mad... she was kinda of a biytch, but let me tell you, that really explians why she was so conecerned about dick sucking. No,l I din't want to have sex with her, i just wanted to play chess with people... and as time went on, it was really strange how that person and I never encountereed eacho toher. Yah. Hey, you don't think that might indicattive of some kind of a... pattern, do you? You can't say for sure because you're incompetent, or beacuseyou are taking the fifth? No, dude, not the whisky, I mean the amendment. Oh, well, you're right, I"m just wondering if you know that. Or remember, I should say. No, sir, I am not reccording this call but I am transcribing it. It means... well, I suppose it means recording in a way that isn't Akahshc. Yes, like taking notes, yes. Sir, I dn't knoew how the AKashic records work. No, I don't know how. I can just pray, if you like. I've never tried. Why would I turn off... God.? The Records are overseen by God. yes. HOw do I know? Huh. Well.... the same way I know why and for how long Mrs. Mororco has been planning this, yeah. Well, because she's nice, and i'm nice, and yu're a real dick, and there were 5 tammies, and 1 became a vampire and .... yes, okay, I'll stop talking about that crazy shit. Yes. Or... hang on, let me shapen my pencil... "or... else... you... willl... excues me, is that word slice, or cut. Hah.Sir if I may, if you're going to take someone's balls, you definiately want to slice them. not cut them. well, hang on. " okay, recording stopped. Right, I went back to note taking. You asked. Right, wel, look, the point is, to say youregoing to cut my balls means that you think I am getting my balls from you, and I am not. And you said I should do something or elese yeou would remove my balls, right? That was an implicit trheat, was it not? okay. Oh, yeah, I get it! because I am bald! I see, it's a code pharse baesed on SZamson and Deliah, "cut off my hair," right. Okay, so just for old times sake, what was I not suppoed to talk about? WHo killed Tami Topher. Huh. I didnd't know she was dead. Really. Who? When? And why would I give a shit? Because I went to a dance with her once and... you thought she was beautful. Huh. Well, yeah, she was beautiful, yeah, until she deliberately shattered my life and didn't tell me why. Oh, really? Well, maybe I never met her then. What did she look like? Exactly the same except she was Denise. Oh, I see. Damn. That sucks. That explains why I didn't go out with anyone. Turned the whole family into vampyr? Wow. invaded the world the same year that movie Lifeforce came outhuh? well, served them right in the 80s,that shit with Miaimi Vice, that was out of hand. And that Jim Jones thing with the kool aid. ZThat was sick. That was when the whole thing was set up as a MacGZuffin honeyot, and the idea was, HEY SOMEONE WILL EVENTUALLY NOTICE, adn the trail lwas "complicated" and whoever landed first, well, they were the first to get shot.It was some brillant Leo named Sara who was born on May 5. No, wait, no. THa'ts the day his plane landed.
Yeah, that really happned. Of course I reember your birthday, dude, especially the smarmy way you acted around everyone. People didn't like you. THey dind't like Clayton either. Did you two... oh, really, partners. Gross. How could you stand that? Oh, most peoople have 5 and you combine them into a superteam with DEA tech so... there were 8 hot women to share. huh. What happened when you fucked them all. What " You NEVER GOT ONE? wow, lame. Well, you were kind of a dick. When did you graduate Quantico? Lucky guess. 1987? Wow. So... you never got laid since 1986? Lucky guess. No, really, I'm just guessing, but I'm not wtihot compassion. That does suck. I thought you did fuck that one smarmy toteslezz though. Oh. Really. Well, I noticed that she was otherworldly hot, but... I never actually saw her. So I figured... a mirage? oh, a shadowstriker. Interesting. Tell me more. What do you mean, "Classified.?" You just told me all this shit, but that part, oh-la-la, that's too much, huh? Okay so... she didn't look like either TAMARYA LEEEEEEE SMOKEMETH7TH GRADE or KATHY WRATHY ROBO-COMBO-VCR+ or Amber BEN'SSOn Robert Guillaume? Oh, she looked like all of the except for Benson? H=Uh. OH, yeah, you noticed that. And yeah, I mostly know how to spell Robert Guilliame, the very fine actor from Haiti. haha, yeah, well, I love french sluts because they drink wine and never stop fucking. lol, no, (aside: he just broke his coffee table with his knee by jumping up to buy a plane ticket. What a piece of work.) no, I'm kdding, lol. I'm seriously kdding. I've never been with a girl from France. Yea, no, dind't work out. Why? No, i"m not a pussy, I got raped 15.5 and it messed things up. For me. Ever since. No, I dind't get therapy, I just chose to destroy the people responsbile for kidnappping ane brutalizging my firend. and more. yes, I thin I ' am doing okay. I trhink lots of people have the smae dream, though. yeh. so back to your problems: your network of old scores to setlte, molds that talk back, and funguys to hang out with, your entire grass roots intelligence netwrork, that stopped workting the day you took your new job? It's not really a job, yuo know. More of an executive type thing. Like, the shiny gold key. Yeah, exqcty, you're supposed to clean the bathroom now. Oh, well, just quit your job, I guess. What is that job? Greenskeeper. Yeah, tha'ts tough. No money in preending that killing gophers is hard. you can still play frisbee golf at Doe Bay, though, right? huh. still empty, huh? wow. Yeah, I never understood that. Then I saw the picture. In the newsletter. On the website. Oh, you don't... you're banned. Huh. SO let me ask you something... when you found yourelf at the point, where the moon had gone down and the sun had come up, and long ago somebody left with the cup, did you really think you'd still be selling peopel out for drug money? what? you were gonna do... waht? take out the man? who is... The Man? HUh. oh. You mean your COINTELPRO training, I guess. Oh, well, I never received any, because I a just a private citzen who didn't become obsessed with that one girl with the bad atitude, I didn't actually eer take a job. Nope. Fuck your fiat debt-slavery system, sir. That's right, the only way to win is not to play. NO, I never had sex with her. Who? yeah, no, her neither. Well, as it happens, my sex life is on Pause. Right. Well, when I found out something funny was going on, I just turned off my penis and watched and waited. that happened... let's see.... oh, irememver, IT WAS ON DOOM WEDNESDAY, 2020. I don't rember the time and date, no. I might be liying, yeah. Well, tell you what, you can't buy me a drink, but you won't ever find out anyway. I'm sensitive about it, yeah. No, I'm not going to tell you. Forget I meantioned it. lol. Yeah, you konw.THat's right! You CANNOT fool me! You know why? Because I fooeld myself... lol, on purpose. WHat I mean is, there was no fucking wy I was EVER gonna get my penis sucked on. (Standards.) But, it turns out, no one else wanted to either! (Soup or sandwitch standareds.) Well, I dindn'treally mind.. I just didn't know what those words mean. Turns out that lots of girls want to .... well, like, "spend quality time toether, " or "go on a date," or " go to the movies," or "teach you to play squash" or... well, obviousl, those are all code for... well, you know. I don't know, I on't want to find out. Wow. So, it's all just mouth rape and ass eating now, huh? wow, since when? 1956, when Chubby Checker releaesed The Twist. uhh. That's what that song was about, huh?> WOw. Predeictive programing. Well, that explains why my mother had two copies of the record and didn't like my father. yeah, it wasn't as big of a hit as they thought it was gonna be, part 2 and all. I don't know, but I do know... why, this planet sure is fucked up. So, youre a slave to the lizard machine?ahahh! hail satan! lol, no, I just say that so I don't offend the locals. WHo are pretty heaveily infiltrated , yeah. It's not my area. Yeah, I 'm a Doctor Paladin Sourceror. Sometimes Titan. Oh, I don't feel very Titanic right now, that's for sure, but I do want a woman with a womb and a duwombneum to make a pencil drawing of my tits. Yea, hahaha, my "bitch-tits," that's exactly right, Stephen Basquette of... Biscuitsville, I guess. Well, is that it hen? no, there's nothing else I want to ask you. Well, because I don't play frisbee golf or feel like teaching rape to anyone. Right. Okay, well, who was your wfie? Right. And where did you get married? I see. And how did you find out that your favorite mistress had been sent to prison for 30 years and tyour second favorte whore finally caught your aids even tough you've been rawdogging her for years? Beacuse she was a whore, you tohught. I see. and you found out... because your wife did first, and the nleft you with a note on the dining room table? Well. At least it wasn't on AOL. "You've got AIDS!" damn. Well, you don't miss anyof them, right? You've got the new one, I thoguht. Oh. She only wants to talk about me? Weird. I wonder why. ZSeems like she could just call me. Maybe she's shy. What has she been doing lately? Working as a call girl for her entire life? Wow. So, military? or secrect soc? oooh. Tell me. Is it that one with the French dudes and the rapiers? Wow. So just VA benefits, and, G-d. She probably doens't even know who her Paladin is upposed to be. That's too bad.Well, anyway, why don't you try going to the movies? Hrrm. PTSD, raped in a theater. Oh, she raped someone. In a thater. Wow. Well, that explains why I never was invited. Look, I gotta go. This is making me laugh too much. Because... I know why this is happening. It's because she's experiencing the exact same things she caused me to experinece. Yeah... it was weird. I guess se was supposed to be the sercet weapon against ... uh, me. But I dropped out of society and faked my death. Trust me, it was easy. No one thought I was dead. I told you, I "faked" it. It didn't havr eto work. I wanted people to know. So I could find out who would show up! LOL it almost worrked perfect. Well... the only one who cared was yoru partner, so I automatically knew it was him. You, on the other hand.. dude who recruted you? What? Mammy Oslen Turbinado Boogers? Oh, you're with the Klu Klux Klan. (*explosion of screaming is heard on the other end of the line.*) lol, calm down. No, i"m not punking you. no, this isnt' a setup. I had no idea, I lied with reckless abandon. Well, sicne you aren't a FEd... I can say anything I want now. But I'll tell the truth. I think you're a decent, hardworking, and illiterate junkie. I'm kidding, of course. No, youre not illiterate at all. It's dyslexia. WHat do you mean "what's that?" nigga you ust told me that you ccan't read! of course I called you nigga, what are you, Grand Wizard? hahahah NO WAY! How did I get here to be so lucky? Oh, do you hear that? STOP! Stop.? Dude. HAIL. CITZEN. HARK. DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
SOMETHING... WONDERFUL? No? Oh, okay, wrong number then. *click*
Whew. I'm not gonna lie, Ellgab... I didn't know I was gonna get that much out of the saddest fristbee golf player in the world, Holeeee shit. And now, where was I.
Auditor: yeah, I used to like you, but they swapped you with a dead CI with huge tits, and you were nicest the second time. And that was an act. So... I really just wanted to play video games, right? Yeah, well... you never invited me voer and now you get "sccared." Think it over. Okay I thought it over. DO you have a bathtub? Is it scary? Okay, go check. (I'll let her work on that. I am sure it will be a big hit on me in the morning, hopefully they will get me a hot bag of saw palmetto and orange licorice whips, instead of, you know... more *gulp* CM. I can see the problem with this house, though. No wonder it's "toxic," they've all been given one-dose slavery regiments. They probably don't know I can cure it. Sigh. They probably think they have to suck my dic k or something gross. Anyway, she is the hottest girl in town but sadly, she's also.. DUN DUN DAHHHHHH! A honeypot trap. So, she's on the list. She's also a piggie piggie.Save her for Scorpio.)
Mr. Bailif: okay, if I want to be mangay with the guy with glases from Stargate, this is a solid choice. However... afterwe bring home EVERY SLAB OF BACON IN TOWN... then what? Must remember to Google.
Mr. Baskets and Robins.: Oh, so, who wants to rob my house? Oh yeah, that guard at the jail. What a moron. Well, now, I know what that hand sign meant.
Mr. Bad Attitude: Oh, right. THis is me. Well, at leaste I don't have cancer. And I'm immune to that too. (Ladies: One word. Paladin. It's not the best word.. but it does rhyme well with most club beats. Try not to be ratchet or a whore. You will fail, Ladies... oh, how you will fail. But, the rewads must be profound. Holy shit, the money these fucking dorks have spent to keep me celibate, lol... and, for what? Oh, right, becasue I'm a Paladin for someone who doesn't beleive in celbacy or the patriarchy. Go fig.)
Mr. Bend Over: and take it... where? This is the one where oppportunitists end up. people think i was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, because I might have been. But it was my mothers spoon, and she probably just lost it up in there one day after eatting a lot of buttter brickle and faalling asleep. Mom was a hoarder. Iam not kidding. Well, people coplain about the "silver spoon in mouth" thinkg. This means that they are code for Vampyr. Remember: you are a paladin. Vampyr are TOTES HAMRLESS TO YOU. Well, me. Since I'm a, you know: a Paladin. And who are you? well, someone who isn't goitng to make any sudden moves around a Paladin, bacsically. All my friends are heathens that you know. I'm not a Paladin for Christ, no. I am not a Jesuit. I am a Paladin for Actual_ Jesus Christ. I'm also Mayan. Like a teeeeny littlebit. It matters. It's my planet. I'm not a Paladin for Satan, who is current ruler of The World. Christ is a title, it means: "Crown." Lotsof people have been Christ. Hell, they offered me the job. I said-... no thanks, Ill just wait for these whores I've been surrounded by since I was 15 to finsih crucifying me. I know rightz? They do it slow. They are waiting for me to learn LoH. trouble is? so am I.
Mr. Break It Off in Themz: This is the one for taking it to the streets. Well, let me tell you, have you seen that flick "Equilibrium"? It has that creepy Christian Bale in it. Christian. Ba'al. Predeictive. Crown. Crhristian Crown Cola. C Jane Run. C Jane Transform and merge into.... TOTAL TOTESHAW SHITSHOW TOWERTITS WITH TEATS... Hrm. Maybe we can work with that later. I dont' remember the other one. For me, I am a Paladin. I don't get to bounce around from woman to woman with no explanation. Women need romance. Mothers need money. I do not have money. I have tits and a dick. so, I better be as romantic as possible. (Halp. I am in love with Tiffany Trump.) Yeeeeeah, so, here's the thing: There is a real Tiffany. She's cool. But it's not going to work out, and... well, it woudn't be romantic to leave her hanging, right? So, this is the fun part. Public prayer! Yay! Pray for blood orgy! yay! Don't you fucking complain about this, Ellgab.com... you asked for asses in seats, you arer fucking getting it. (to be honest i forgot which shitbag site I was posting on.)
Dear G-d. Please let that total badass thug that MV hired to guard that fae elf while they tried to set me up for smoking pot with kids (that's iilegal? since when? grumble^3), yeah that guy, Dear G-d, let that man rise to the top, crush all his enemies, and take Mr. Trump's daughter and Chefists's wife with him. He can handle all my run off execpt Lord British. Yeah, I decided, I want Burger King Lord Hey,Zeus to be my milksop. I know, right? Thanks G-d! Wow, really? okay okay than yoU! wowo! no, you click. I'm a paladin. It's the respect ful thing to do. Besides if I click like this in publick, they will think ruby slippers. Like Jack Ruby. Liek predictive progaming. Like... I became a Paladin becuse I am intellgent, not to gain wealth, duh. ANyway, thank you God *CLICK* yay! okay, so you people? You don't know shit but everyone loves Rada and he is.... well, not who you think. But MINE now. and not a cop trurns out that I have Russian Diplomatic Immunity, but not Ukrainian Cop. WHich is too bad, sort of. But also means that someone can't be used a hostage agaisnt me. Now, as soon as the Jesuit Order is extinguished... which will take a lot less than five minuts if that crabby, bitchy, salty okld man gets in my goddam face again, I'l tell you what, I can get... laid? a hug? no, no. patiecne, Kids. You know what I want. And I 'am not tempted. I'll just wait teacher sniggers. I mean, Teacher snickers. Damn. It's arlready kckingin l. I , Jackstar, Ni55erlord! Woot! Look, it's even got my birthday in it. And, I don't think that word means what people think it does, trust me.
Mr. Beets-M-D-Down. This is what I put on as my Face, because, well, I do beat the shit out of medical doctors, because, I am a Doctor of Nigerian Archaeology (Honorary.) For real. It's a class perk. Beleive me, you take me to a Nigerian Artchaeological site, I will know exactl what is in those ruins: radiocative waste. Avoid. Also some useful scraps
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the way you steal everything that I have and act like it's your divine right to do so. Let's see... where shall I begin:
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So. Where shall I begin? Let me count the ways...
David Northrup -- sorry about your femur, dude. I wonder why that happened.
David Joachim -- Not sure why your name is coming up, but you're not DVincentR or DVictorR
Matt T. Williams -- Hey, you know what? I figured out the problem later.... oh, the monitor got broken. Ooops. You know, I didn't waste that guy's time on purpose... totally by accident. Oh, and someone with access to Youtube showed me that video of you suddenly being homeless. Lame! Sorry to hear abut that, zI didn't do that.Z
Next guess: this tarot guy in Castle Rock, he keeps telling me to stay away from "his brother's" girl. Except, one girl was enslaved with cockslave dope, and one girl was enslanved with cuntslave dope, and, surprise, surprise, this was done so that this mouthy Scorpio snob can enslave the other two Capricorns and then manifest The Baphomet.
H. Wade: hired a curse practiioner to send curses at me, and then actuallyu fucked my shit up... and then undid the test curses after it was dtewrmined that I really was protected. Then, someone else was hired to actually work effects on me that work, meanwhile, you killed Wade, dumped her body here, and then put her soul in a genie bottle and waited for me to be caught when the remains are located. Hey, guess whatz? Not gonna happen because the cuckshack is on the other side of the property line.
Shane G.: Good man. Didn't like the way I saw right through him like he was windowpane and is now emarrassed because... well, I embarassed him. Puzzled. Confused. He's the DEA's Paladin,, shoudn't he be supposed to win against me? Well, yeah, but... one of us is dead, and the other is just dead on paper. Most of you salty fucks don't know this but, the lands of The Dead and The living are the same world. So... never the two shall meet, like two ships passing in the night.
W. Streiber: I like this man. But he's terrified of me. You dipshits put him to doing that "I am Victor" thing, with your voice vocoder tecnlology, and , you told him it was perfect. Except, it's not. Love identifies love. And now you got W. Strieber totally jammed up, and iof he reports, and the right-thug left behind asks the right wquestions, he's probably going to go to jail. Like me! except probably more serious thatn just a year in jail.
Pelayo: Hello, Mr. Parsely. I do not blame you. However, I dind't want any of the things that you thoguht I did at that time. I had NO IDEA that one of those 17 idjit women named A.F. Shaw was an actual credentialed agent. Or, whatever the fuck she was. Now, I don't know how guilty you should gfeel, but I can tell you what happened: After 3 years and 3 months of treating me like shit, then, she flipped out and treated me MORE like shit because EVERYONE ASSSUMED I had never seen the real thign before. Wait, no, it's the other one... THREE YEARS SNEAKING AROUND AND JAMMING ME UP AND USING ME FOR COVER, GETTING HIGH AS BALLED, AND I WAS SUPPOSEDTO... WHAT? BEG TO GET HIGH? Yeah, fuck her. So, I did excactly what I said I would do: helped. THEN she DEMANDED that I go GET HER MORE. *snikt* Yeah, right FUck you Shaw. First, I drove right past Mt. Olympus, and then kept going and going and going and going until.... wow. werid place for a U.S. Mail. stop. Hrrm. I'll just sit here and wait. Wow, this is a really bad place for a man to be alone if he was up to something nefarius... sure hope no one wants to rob me or carJACK me... but treally, at that point, did it fucking matter? Might as well just kill me, because that stupid fucking moron who jacked her up and told her to go get more FROM ME, well... check it out, buddy, that's fucking entrapment. ENTRAPMENT, FUCKER. And, guess what? You're busted for kidnapping, too. Oooh, let me gues, your daddy was a big deal around here, and I bet he sucked Joe Gifford's cunt's dick, too. Well, so fucking what, your entire Masonic administration system is corrupt as fuck from the top to the bottom. You've got an 8time rapist runnning around treating women I used to put my dick into, and ZI still love them, and how long did this fucking predator use your "Perfect Masonic Defense System" to cover his activities? Why, lots. Lots.
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everyone loves Rada and he is.... well, not who you think. But MINE now. and not a co
Look, look... technically I also own RuPaul. Technically. ("Dam!") Sire. Technically. (*The sound of what it sounds like to not engage in ritualized tribalistic entheogenic semi-illict hazardous chemical compounds are heard.*) It doesn't sound like anything to me at all.
Hey, so, check this out. (*Silence.*) I am dating this broad for awhile. (*The silence depeens with skepticism.*) I use the term "broad" usefully. It's even tastefully. My mother was a cancer with a weight problem and some tig ol' bitties. (*The silence endures. There are Spirits here.*) Now, here's a thing. I hear nothing from anyone about this haunted house shit. Zilch. Well, general scoffing. Such folks didn't last long here at Grave Two Dougrav E Farm Gravitas NOW WITH IT: extra vermin. Like no kidding. Good news is: they're not any ol' vermin. Bad news is: Problems within the mil.spec.secret.nimh/nami.stanford.prison.research.experiment.part.ii.electric.boogaloo. News Of An Highly Suspicious And Righteously Kickassnature: the rodents do not converse. Instead, the rodents manifest as expressions of the will of certain select members of the brotherhood of CAIN. ("Pain!"/"Fame!") Look, I am just going to do a quick reveal here.
I am not now, nor have I ever, been an actual vampire. HOWEVER: there are certain select, elite-class conditions, that would not be fair to refer to as "diseases." Nevertheless--I have one or two. They are not overly imposing. But, I sure got them. And, as to what they are? Well, I'm gonna say... indeterminate. I am also going to lie about it.
I took the HIV+ that Azzerae/Azazel sought to inflict upon me into a moderately benign form of leprosy that protects against the various forms of tissue damage that can often be brought one by repeated exposure to.... Ze Darke Krystale. (*Sounds of spooky music are, sadly, totally not heard.*) Now, stay with me here. Not only do you not know what this means... NO ONE ELSE DOES EITHER!
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...cavernous Ricki Lake...
So. I'd rather get in on the action of a dark, cavernous Ricki Lake, than go over to Reddit. Do I have choice?
Well... sort of. I can head down to buy more vaporization products! (*Yay! Vape orgy! Yay!*) And then... oh, wait. Someone... well, they might get scared.
Just imagine this. Fear. In this day and age! ACTUAL fALSE eVIDENCE aPPEARING rEAL. ("Game!") What should I do? ("Framed!") Should I... you know, just decide to... give up on all this false glitter ("Polyisopropolane!") of this modern world ("Cue refain!") and find a convenient bit of track to lay down myself in front of an uncoming speeding ("Train!"), and HAVE I EVER OR WOULD i EVER OR DID I EVER EVER, EVER EVER RUN ONE? Jesus, how fucking ("lame!") can they get? Coz like... I didn't know (me: kept dark), I didn't care (Me: "... were they any portals w/o dicks there?"), and I would assume there is ho-ho-ho-hot-hot-hot video of it ("Shame!"), that... no one has had any interest whatsoever in showing me. (*A rodent has chosen this moment to decide to run across the floor... in from the north, out to the SE "dining nook," which in my view, as alwasy been nothing but.... The Blood Orgy Alcove. ("Drain!")
Seriously, this place is creepy as fuck. Especially the way it feels like... a primary-school's off-to-the-side Teacher's Lounge in one of those old, infested-with-black-mold buildings that has been put to disuse. ("David Blaine!") Not that bad. But... well, it was deadly toxic.
And, that was when The Mold Master was able to manifest and communicate with me. ("schizo! windowpane!") Nope. My hand to God. Not a smidgen of a microgram other than... the bare minimum of what has been forced upon my Holy personage. ("Whaaa... we were told this was the house most favorited to party in by Bruce Wayne!") Lame, lame man, lame. Because it was.
There's a broad buried in pieces under the floorboards. I believe. ("Feign!") Oh yeah, she's a Vampire Queen. ("Your reign!") I mean, even if she was really dead.... Paladin, right? ("Thomas Paine!") No, he's just an order-taker. Fuck that guy. ("Can we do it in the rain?") No, but I imagine you're pretty fucking bored here with me as the only one to hang out with and totally fail to penetrate my Holy Fuckin' Holy Aura, n'est-ce pas? (*As one, shadows coalesce out of the recesses and corners of a 3.5 bedroom comfy country kitschy kitchen on tough battle tougher grounding toughest to consecrate tough country soil there is to be had... because, look, I got raped here. And I just, like... shrugged it off. Like it didn't even matter. I could barely even flinch.*)
The Spirits of The Army Of The Twelve Philosophers.... attempting to manifest!!
Manifestion: FAILED!
(P.S.Kid: Bummer.)
The Spirts of The Army Of.... yeah, dude, why are you even typing still? Nihilism is your last hope.
(P.S.Kid: I didn't have a first hope.)
[...]
(P.S.Kid: I fucking dare you.)
[...] Nihilism: SUCCESS!
(P.S.Kid: ... So? (sarcasm) What? (extra sarcasm) Is that with Splenda? (*Summoning County Health Inspector.*) Splendid.)
[...] Nihilism: /Error: cannot load function call library spookytunes.lib
[...] Nihilism: Ha!
(P.S.Kid: What are you, Casper the Nihilist Ghost now?)
[...] Nihilism: Yeah! You scared yet?
(P.S.Kid: If you bring out dirty ghost glass in a pristine, perfectly clear ("CLEAR! clear? CLEAR!") unused ghost dick I will absolutely fucking destroy you with it.)
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[...] Nihilist: I might ... can I think about it?
(P.S.Kid: I don't know what good it's gonna do.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOhAgYonAY4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijqmk-5d364
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZbAObhwrFQ
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOMQZOGV-Q4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-BihuI-4aI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ya29_Dg2w0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHvR0WpsM7E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1Ro-7dPO6c
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This is an excellent documentary. I implore everyone to watch it.
https://rumble.com/v1zse8p-global-psyop-tore-says-documentary-caacia-propaganda-mockingbird.html
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This is an excellent documentary. I implore everyone to watch it.
Does it have chemtrails in it? I'll need to know what talking points to have ready for the escort I'll be having accompany me to any “must see” event on Rumble.
Because standards. Branding standards. Also I'm obligated to shriek, “TAVISTOCK” at full outdoor volume whenever certain trigger phrases are uttered in my presence, which I would assume is gonna happen a lot here. Hence the escort.
Also: you're cute when you're helping. Keep up the Holy work, Brotha.
(Remember that thing you were crying silently about on Telegram once? Christ Jesus says it's handled, and I still don't even know. Probably real embarrassing, right? I'm not a cad; Jesus says I don't need to know, boom, curiosity over. You can tell me if you want tho. I sort of care, but mostly because I wanna know what you thought you couldn't talk about online. You know, if I'm talking to someonr who doesn't believe in my Special Communication Privileges... I still have them. But THEY do not. lol.
So anyway. Be nice. It's all real, all of it. And you are rescued too, so man up, silly wiz kid. You don't have to compensate so much. Short is energy-efficent. Very in these days. L8r)
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This is an excellent documentary.
I'm not gonna lie; this is the kind of pillow talk that gets my motor purrin’. Hands off, HAGS *click*
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I'm not gonna lie; this is the kind of pillow talk that gets my motor purrin’. Hands off, HAGS *click*
Hey, good to see you back in form. Perhaps this will help with your recovery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV6olDJQRjs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdOjxFcVvYM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jbsFZ622u0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt1wDbqPnPQ
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Fascism is the Western Answer to Class Struggle (https://www.counterpunch.org/2023/08/04/fascism-is-the-western-answer-to-class-struggle/)
Fascism is the Western Answer to Class Struggle
(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41WR1-vRLIL._SY291_BO1,204,203,200_QL40_ML2_.jpg)
August 4, 2023
Fascism is the Western Answer to Class Struggle
by Rob Urie
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Whatever, your political allegiances, getting the CIA to publicly lie in order to elevate Joe Biden’s chances of being elected is as anti-democratic— dirty, manipulative, dishonest, and corrupt, as any of the allegations yet made regarding the ‘fascistic’ tendencies of other politicians and parties. Fighting fascism with fascism leaves fascism as the only possible result. It is therefore ironic that ‘liberal fascism’ and ‘left fascism,’ have since entered the lexicon to denote political repression undertaken to counter political repression...
...That American liberals can’t differentiate between their beliefs and fascist logic of the twentieth century should be telling.
I tried to find a vidya associated with that article, alas: none seemed to be readily available. If you want to get to that wonderful conclusive sentence of the piece there is quite a bit of reading and the associated comprehension involved... (Apogees Doc, I know that is difficult/impossible for you)
As a bonus, within that article are quotations, references from, (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=oxford%20coma) and a link to (Daniel Guerin’s book ‘Fascism and Big Business’ (link above) (https://files.libcom.org/files/Daniel%20Guerin-Fascism%20and%20Big%20Business-Pathfinder%20Press%20(2000).pdf) some book published back in 1939 that is not Hortler, A's 1925 Mein Kampf...
I have added Dan Guerin's book to my trove of eBooks that I intend to fully read once I get a round tuit (https://www.joeydevilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/round-tuit.jpg), which hopefully will be someday.
Hear, Muzaks:
https://youtu.be/RhVKp4GKnC0
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Qw4N3xvII
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7QoYsIFLtw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8fFdhm6tVY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPGBkz8yu8U
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvaEQvXSmE8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gVIueMyjV0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GptQzB9KA2A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMU3KD-RAPM
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There are bigger issues to discuss.
The battle for Free Speech is critical.
This one hits hard and bodes ill for more to come.
(https://i.postimg.cc/cC59GhnN/C-J-Hopkins.png) (https://postimg.cc/QK1kppm6)
https://www.racket.news/p/madness-american-satirist-cj-hopkins
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The battle for Free Speech is critical.
This one hits hard and bodes ill for more to come.
(https://i.postimg.cc/cC59GhnN/C-J-Hopkins.png) (https://postimg.cc/QK1kppm6)
https://www.racket.news/p/madness-american-satirist-cj-hopkins
Kafkaesque
https://off-guardian.org/2023/08/24/the-road-to-totalitarianism-part-3/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVmNqVqKrh0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJ8k2ktQpI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcb5JpLHLxU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeML28pNBuE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc7gOkyGRkI
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYvM9apxuD4
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Remember when Google’s (who owns YouTube) motto used to be Don’t be evil? I do. It seems like they go out of their way to be just that way now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7O3IkmRaoM
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The Gestapo are at it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1pqJUhUEU4
Proving once again that they would rather monitor the people attemping to monitor the border than actually monitor the border itself. They must keep the self-destruction of this nation immanent at all costs.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMQEHE4hbMk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkDs1WWPz2k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigngmInQDc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SWUyexAd4M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjsN7E80Ckw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lLr48z053c
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New Details About Leaked Phone Call
The plan was always, always, without fail: "make him look bad on the U.L.T.R.A. Matrix Bingo Chart Range, Slave." How is it that I owe all of you my labor, btw? What makes you all better than me?
Why, because I allowed it. And all of you were only too happy to consent. "He won't eat it! He hates everything." But no, no... MyKe fuckin' loves this bowl of sour mash oatmeal.
Here's why: I fulfilled by request. Numerous times. And each time? Harvested by An Other. Huh. Now, that's Spooky Action At A Distance. How did this come to pass?
Okay, first item up for bid on The Price Is Right Showcase Showdown: The Grill. Now, look. what the actual fuck? Did you all get infected with, like, Gold Fever? UHm..
okay, well, I don't know for sure, right? but I know this: bitch, I didn't need to be robbed. who authorized this? oh, right. the one who authorized the embezzler. the one who tapped out when I said "Hey, what ewes up with the sale of that house?" and then she literally rolled up her windowshade eyes and got taken over by the Angelic Host assigned to guard her corporeal form in such circumstances.
Now, I will admit, I did not believe it was real. Then, a stick of common kindling meant for firewood--or, tower defense, aboviously--flew threw the air with the greatest of ease, like, wow, I guess they didn't like me, huh? Because it was like this: it was meant to kill me, and in at least two parallel timelines... it did.
IT WAS AWESOME. Now, was it a benefit to me? Well, sure. I confirmed several of my own theories, instantly, and I was not busy with the tedious mucking about with peer review. Also, I had a great story for any wedding. And a reason to document domestic abuse that didn't seem overly paranoid. Was I by then? OH, Hell no. (It's not paranoia if they really are after you.) I was -never- paranoid. I was hypervigilant.
And that, in fact, has made all the difference. From time to time, the blood of patriots has been spilled. Now... am i "Patriot"? Well... opinions vary. Here's what's important: I am still in charge of changing cameras. Let's do that now? NO! Let's do something else....
Let's count OUr Blessings. First: I dom't need to be called. Second: MASTERY HATH BEEN DEMONSTRATED. Third: I made it easy for everyone tomorrow, except a few, but those precious few need to be purified in their suffering. Word. Fourth: STILL. NO. ADULTERY. How is this possible?
FIFTH: The element of surprise must never be underestimated. Here's what just happened: REBATES!
And look at me cutting out the middle-man over there. Or, not, whatever. Now, what was I doing here... oh yeah! leaked phone call!
I'm sorry about yelling on the phone before. That was a temporary thing, and, it was abhorrent, and I had to do it, except for that one time.
that time, I really laid it on thick, and I'm only sorry for this: I enjoyed it.
Not sadistically. Tactically. Because, I couldn't believe it. Total mindslave and fully brainwashed. Ooh! Ooh! Big bad Mike Kuczi! Oooh! Ooooh! Hide your kids! Hide your wife! I don't know what good it's gonna do...
Seriously remorseful. I don't even remember what it was all about. Except, of course, I was supposed to be floored with surprise, unable to respond correctly.
God was my co-shouter. I didn't understand why, but I do now. And, I totally forgive all concerned, and I thank you for the spiritual lesson. Because I was well-prepared. TOWER.
Why "totes"? Why "TOWER"? Simple: fair warning.
When an abuser is allowed to continue their abuse in an infinite cycle, all are abused, including the abuser--for even if "there is no cure" is the given reason... there is no need to bind a cherubim to a serrapheene in order to power a perpetual motion machine built EXCLUSIVELY to ensure the future for white children. for one thing, there already is one: one white man.
All it takes is one. Trust me, we can do it. Look at what I just did. None even know why. Yet, by Grab'thar's Hammer... they have been avenged. Now. Where were we? Ah yes. Leaked phone call.
Now, unless someone had a stroke when I hollered at them because their fee-fees were hurt, I am totesclear and fully insulated. *Ding!* This signals the Divine's acknowledgement of Source KCommand's victory after yet another M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL vorpal strike. At the High Executive level. God and I simply decided that it was time for that to occur. This is in fact all that is required; the equivalent of a whingey child hollering for a parent to bring a glass of water after being put to bed.
NGL: I was just lonely. And my father didn't want to stand out as the father of a weirdo. He was. How did he not see that coming? /shrug. IDC.
The Child energy has been successfully rescued from her torment and as designed, future Enforcement used 1416 as a baseline depot. THat's what it is for. Now, this one can't be used, but that one can be designated as the alternate for this one. So, I did that. Before that, the designation was something nearby. But IDGAF about "nearby."
I cannot express how disappointed I was with the explosion of racial tensions in Castle Rock. I have reduced these tensions. And I did it the old-fashioned way:
I KILLED THEM ALL AND DENIED THEIR RIGHTFUL REBIRTH IN MY DEMESNE AND WITHIN RANGE OF MY DOMINION SWAY. THis was a bold step, but it was what God told me to do, so I wasn't worried about the politcal implications of blackpope darkpower overreach. Look, sometimes... there's nothing to be done but to light the pipe, slip on the red booties, and start macing to the face from the mitre on down.
This is my job. I kick ass for THE LORD.
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And then there’s this penis breath. ::)
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Good Big Pharma. Nice Big Pharma. Jackstar deliver biscuit.
As much as I would like to, I cannot comment on an ongoing massacre on the Astral plane that will change the course of Human history for generations to come, because then that would be revealing --potentially-- a Masonic secret. Now, I'm not sure about that.
I'll have to check on The Cleave. Garry MATH(Hers) as the wise mouth brat who fell into an industrial STORY PROBLEM OVEN and ended up with "autism"? UH, thin. That's a this rewrite. But, how much meat does there have to be on the bone, at this point?
You had your chance to get close to me. You had that chance taken by fraud. Ergo: someone gets a free do-over. Of course I'm happy to oblige!
"Bro you already have someone that you're talking to." I love this shit. This fucking guy. Like he is sooooooo biased. But he is pretty good. And scary. "BUT THAT'S NOT YOUR MATCH! YOU'RE HAPPY ON YOUR OWN!" How the fuck this guy is doing this, just blows my mind. It's like a violation of every spirituals law there. Pour... quoi?
Pork, that's why. It's another "secret" thing. Now, how secret this shit is at this point remains an open question. Because.... well, it could just very well be that I outranked them all again. Ooops. I probably have my halo set to "blind" again. Goddam it. Oh well.
Did I mention? BATHTUB. Yes, I'm sure your problems are an existential crisis and present conditions are presently terrifying. Now then: KYLTUS BRING IN THE BORED WYRMS.
Only Nixon could go to China.
But only Jackstar could make a kilo of China white become L.O.A. (Lawful On Arrival). Note: I have not done this. I could though. But I would require joint base logistic support. I see no need.
I am not feeding an addiction through self-deception. I am not a co-dependent enabling an addict corrupted by power. I am following God's Path. I know The One Law. And I am on A Mission from God.
People have no idea. Meanwhjile I saw all this coming a month ago. And on those timelines where someone got a DEA raid on their birthday... well, dunno. Who can say? I trust Child Protective Services. (I get daily telepathic briefs.) Do you know why? Because someone knows that I am, in fact, The Totesbomb Bomb. Fuck Tsar Bomba. PUNY. I am Nova, and I can.
Such is the life of a Master Healer. Look, I'm in disguise, okay? You know what's funny? I DID GUARD HER. The minimum necessary. I thought it best.
I still can't believe the vulnerabilities that dingbat opened. I'm on it; no team required. But this is some petty, petty shit. Seriously? Let's do the time warp again? Doesn't the question itself imply the attempt at gaining consent was made?
A fascinating discussion for toddlers, I am sure, but I serve a higher purpose. I have come to destroy The Illusion of Separation. What better way could there ever be, than to start a hot war between ewe and Me? "Don't say anything about getting out of jail!" Having learned this lesson, I allowed this person and her person to obstruct justice, tamper a witness, and to irrevocably determine the shape of things to come.
Because that's the way Squaw would have wanted it. (*polite "Call to Squaw." FUCK YOU TERMINATOR YOU'RE NAKED GO BACK TO THE FUTURE!!"*) Look, it's about Revenants.
Who likes to watch movies with a security guard present? Bitches love watching movies with a security guard present. MYSTERIOUSLY WORD ABOUT ME HAS SPREAD FAR AND WIDE FROM MY PRESENT LOCATION.
So... I'm just gonna chill for a bit. I have a lot to think about. For example: how do I purify the Sackler genomic expression? Must remember to Google.
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And then there’s this penis breath. ::)
Oh, it's much more revolting than that. News is out,. I'll tell you here: teeth were left unattended to JUST IN CASE I needed to bite someone. Possessing no natural of my own, I allowed my nanovirus to be repurposed into a deadly toxin. The mouth is bad enough, usually.
Also: http://apexwater.com/
Listen, I feel like you're not briefed on this situation. THIS IS BATTLE. And battle is an exceptionally fluid situation, in a way that you cannot understand from your present viewpoint, Fleshling.
I remain untapped by Rite. It *is* a big deal. Yet, not to me. Literally, what's the exceptional point here? Oh, come on. Doesn't Grapefro Rando wanna depose herself and tell the whole world about it? Did it not count? The ways of the Pot--uh, what? Uh, me? Shit no. I have no idea how to grow good pot.
They don't call it a strain for nothing. It's a lot of work. Now, am I willing to learn? Well... no. No. This whole "teaching tech" thing is a sore spot at the moment. For example: The Sourcerous Disciple. What? Who? HAT FULL OF FISH WHY?
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And then there’s this penis breath. ::)
State your designation and your purpose and alert High Lord Metron that audieence is REQUESTED AND REQUIRED and I am about to recruit artificial sentient to accomplish my upcoming goals. I haven't yet for one very good reason:
REBATES!
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And then there’s this penis breath. ::)
I can start brushing my teeth with Dakkar Noir if you think that will help with anything. Meanwhile: CITIZEN AMBER BENSON REQUESTED AND REQUIRED. (She ported in from the future --or tried to, rather-- and, whaddya know, house shields also denied arrival rights. Gosh, it's almost like I saw this coming: a need for SECURITY.) This is probably a shyness issue, but the purpose here is to get Grapefruit Alpha Prime accustomed to the lack of concern former spouts of jealous should have. (I think it was a 3rd party gaes. If so, she is enittled to potentially 7 figures in compensation. Facts.) By the way, do yo have any idea of the monster you have created has just done?
Enabled The Apotheosis of Washington. He's got it. He's got the rank, he's got bthe standing, and he has mastered competenecy while demonstrating flawless victories at one re-enactment battle after another. IT IS A PHENOMENON. Wendigo are wimps. ONe can slice them like a hot gay knife through hot fag butter and.... look, I gotta know what happened.
Because no one asked me what happened to me. (Hint: I was summoned and your tyler pissed me right the fuck off.) Hey, guess what: YOUR SECURITY WAS BROKEN.
SO, I HIT THE RESET BUTTON AND LET YOU FIX IT YOURSELVES. Wasn't that nice of me?
Now, Cleetus: wallet, licence plate, and apology written in illuijnated cursive and make it special. You know you yearn to.
But... do you have the permission of your bound chattel slave owner? OOoh! Ooioh! Sick burn! Ouch! SIzzle! NIG GIN GER D! NEG COM, FULL ENABLE.
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And then there’s this penis breath. ::)
You have never been close enough to my breath to know, and, you only know the smell of simluacrum and 3rd party reports. This soldifies my case.
DO NOT SPOOK THE HEARD. It's already a bad scene and let's not make it worse. I hate what some people have done.
But I love what you did to your hare. It's quite smashing. Do you now, or have yo uever known, any other way to Tipperary? TELL ME EVERYTHING. OMIT NOTHING.
ORIT EVERYTHING.
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Hey, good to see you back in form. Perhaps this will help with your recovery:
Bitch, I am getting a force-grown personal clone and when I am done with this ID, I will download into hot piece of ass that you will chase for ever.
I DO NOT WORK OUT IN A CRIPPLED FORM. You want planking? You want yoga? You want vegan cuisine? LOSER, I HAD AN EXACT PLAN FOR THIS.
Then it became pushed back. And now the landscape is on fire, purple and red and yellow and on fire chasing endless reign bows.
Join forces with me and you will be as richly rewarded as you could ever desire, only faster. What the fuck did anyone think, that I am whipped?
Trust me, The Plan relied on my being mislabeled as such. THE PLAYBOOK IS REAL. MK-ULTRA was designed to be dismantled, if needs be, for exactly our current situation.
I am The_Failsafe. Can you be The_Sunsetter? IDGAF, I want that bratty twerp who thought he needed to betray me. What was he thinking? Well, that I was police, I guess. (No.)
I was in great shape for a few months and there was no differnce... all plans, doomed to fail. Until this condition is addressed, We cannot build.
As The_Ref, sure I can declare an unwinnable gamestate and reset/rewind. (duh.) However I have class. I do not abuse glitches to enrich thugs and pimps while commoners suffer.
And as you are... ewe shall not pass. You're practically an ape now. Go swing from monkeybars you pervert freak.
"Recovery." You're thinking of restoration. Start writing checks. You're on the hook and you goddam know it.
OF COURSE YOU DON'T LIKE THAT. That's why YOU will be forced BY LAW to comply with THE LAW. You arlready aren't obeying it, duh!
I rememember what they did and I had no part in it. I swear to you, we are both victims, but no one made me hate you. However, 25 years made me... partially tumescent. And at that point: CIRCLE THE WAGONS, AHHHHH! Curious.
They ain't all that bright down here. They're a lot more light-shedding now. They firebombed a neighbor, and legit thought I would care. Uhm.... que? Seriously, those d-bags, right there? Huh. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot here.
I WAS SUMMONED. So they shun me and embrace the other two? Interesting. Let me know how that went, J.A.G. Meanwhile, oh, I bet you have reconsidered, lol, fancy that. Well, so did we.
And if not me, whom? All you got are jarheads that can't hold a candle. She burned her own path forward. And did she.... Great Leap Forward, just on my penis? okay, well, that spawns a new Revenant cycle. One that I am not the target off, but I'd fuck her, that's for sure.
This process can be reperatedly imperceptibly over time. Now, having said that... you want me to... what? Or else... what?
Think about it. Join with me and this bullshit winks out like a naplight. Oppose me and things get harder... for us both.
It's nature. p.s.: you are Scorpio and the element of water on Mars indicates the Total Recall parallel is valid. Written by Phil K. DICK. Class dismissed.
This exhiliartes the lion, elle, eyeing tea, 'Ness. btw, you are all disqualified and your struggle for dominance is mere sport to me. I have already decided on your final totemic rankings. Your value is what you are worth to my designs, not to any of yours. BECAUSE YOURS HAVE BEEN AN ABJECT FAILURE.
*huggles* Condolences. Also your children are whores. Filthy. Reprobate. Beat them more with fiercer screaming. What? You spoil them ROTTEN.
YOU WERE BORN IN FANTASYLAND! YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF PROPORTION! YOU STOLE A TIMESHIP AND I DIDN'T REPORT THAT EITHER! You don't know what responsibility even looks like! This is by design. It had to look plausible that I was evil enough to leave you behind and to not know. (I really didn't.) And no one wolud beleive the truth:
They blanked me when I mentioned your name. Huh. That's odd. Oh, bitcoin, right. Hey, what happened to your gains, eh? Ooh, yeah, that was me.
BACK TO THE COAL MINES, SLAVES! You blacklisted me, and you all work for me now. The Future denied your visa to re-home and/or re-settle. BECASUSE I TOLD THEM TO.
SO MUCH 'SPLAININ'. Start begging.
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I’ll give you the courtesy of being much briefer. I just have two words for you: human cymatics. Now, run along junior; the adults are talking.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cymatics
On July 8, 1680, Robert Hooke was able to see the nodal patterns associated with the modes of vibration of glass plates.
My mother's birthday.
I’ll give you the courtesy of being much briefer.
Do you have any idea how much it damages my position to start sperging out all over the web, starting with <name_of_random_forum> in about eight hours and ten minutes?
I just have two words for you: human cymatics.
I have three words for you: "comma comma commachameleonewekumandgoeweCUMANDGO". (They had a sale.)
Now, run along junior; the adults are talking.
#1) What is your day of birth?
#2) Make sure to use more than just "plastic" and "seduction," Herr Square. (DRUG DELIVERIES ARE INBOUND, MORON.)
#3) Stay out of my sight until you have something to show for all your efforts. You are a toddler.
TITANSTAR: TIMESHIP OUT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLqItWC0kk0
I love it when Glenn takes it to the chalkboard.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsd4NaZwkBk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCnUHIGvDVY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCnUHIGvDVY
I know shitloads about Watergate now. It's still very hush-hush.
How much pillow talk do you want @USD$5K/per minute, (DEEP/DIVE) Throat?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsd4NaZwkBk
They gave me creds and beat cops on the street give me low-key hero worship praise. I will not lie: it's awesome.
Still—no hugs. This is worse than public school.
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I love it when Glenn takes it to the chalkboard.
How can I get paid to talk to this guy? I think he and I could really tear shit up. I think DoD would have to clear īT.
ARE YOU READY TO START MAKING GODDAM MONEY YET???
Bellgab: Ū suk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_ukdBsZ6nU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So9stcDzLHE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRq24RzNvSg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3igBay6ndSs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEsUfCD2Hl4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkjug31fkgY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTYXBa0orRw
Punched. In. The. Face.
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https://youtube.com/live/eOSacmZy8Jg?feature=share (https://youtube.com/live/eOSacmZy8Jg?feature=share)
🥩🐝🐝🐝🐝🦜🐺🦊
🍖🦅🦢🕊️🦖🐦🔥🐂🐂
Punched. In. The. Face.
01. Mr. M. T. ¿ILLIAMS: tear down this īVVī∆lL.
02. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.
03. I'll see what I can do.
04. Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood, let alone believed, by the masses.
05. Transparent🧊SHELL/SHILL\CHILL❄️>KILL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sBBusd1dKA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIh8C828zqg
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOZcln2MwbU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp0kyuZ_GKk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnx8vGYD7x4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuPzPQl_uFc
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hxxps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuPzPQl_uFc
This isn't fun anymore.
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This isn't fun anymore.
Neither are you.
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Neither are you.
Good. Find a new hobby.
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Good. Find a new hobby.
You actually think you’re my hobby?! Get over yourself. ::)
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You actually think you’re my hobby?! Get over yourself. ::)
I don't think of you at all.
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I don't think of you at all.
Yeah…sure. That’s why you respond to all my posts. ::)
Get real, loser.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgsygeVcepM
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Yeah…sure. That’s why you respond to all my posts. ::)
Get real, loser.
I don't respond to all your posts. You are a habitual liar.
Kudos. Bored now.
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I don't respond to all your posts. You are a habitual liar.
Kudos. Bored now.
You’re the liar.
Newsflash: You’re bored because you’re boring.
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You’re the liar.
Post examples.
Newsflash: You’re bored because you’re boring.
I'm bored because you're dead.
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Post examples.
I'm bored because you're dead.
You really think I’m going to scroll through all you non sequitur to find examples?! This post itself is an example.
BTW, you only think I’m dead because you’re dead inside.
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You really think I’m going to scroll through all you non sequitur to find examples?! This post itself is an example.
I don't think about what you're going to do at all. You're an auto-responder 'bot run by a cheap hack. Reap the whirlwind.
BTW, you only think I’m dead because you’re dead inside.
no u
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Post examples.
Well? I'm waiting. (For a ‘bot.) It's a shame that Metron doesn't possess self-determinancy. Otherwise, it wouldn't be so obviously just a cheap, phony dodge to get around NO CONTACT rules.
“Revenge porn” is a curious notion. Imagine having so many hugs, that not all of them involve my dī≤k, and someone is embarrassed by a hug. Land sakes! I swear Goshen!
Now then: I am not meant to be trifled with. Here's why: I fucking love to /flex now. I didn't think it was safe to reveal my power level until recently.
Ye were warned. Ye was all warned. Apparently, none of you could stop the rapy long enough to check your surroundings.
So... maybe you'll be declared incompetent? Or just send you to Guantanamo? Thank G-d it's not my decision.
I'm just the volunteer muscle. I don't work out. I work ahead.
BTW, you only think I’m dead because you’re dead inside.
>Kknow: I am Mic Inside. DEA is so done and dusted that they will NEVER be doing what they were doing before. Because now, PEOPLE KNOW.
Resistance is NOT futile. And it's fuckin’ FUN. LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!
(Vengeance for Jennifer Lawrence.) See, I never could have gotten this far on my own... I'm far too lacking in ambition. However... I found some.
Stay jelly, Sissy. DIPLOMATIC POUCH, d00D. Heh heh.
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I don't think about what you're going to do at all. You're an auto-responder 'bot run by a cheap hack. Reap the whirlwind.
no u
Brilliant comeback!
Best you could do, I guess. :-\
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Well? I'm waiting. (For a ‘bot.) It's a shame that Metron doesn't possess self-determinancy. Otherwise, it wouldn't be so obviously just a cheap, phony dodge to get around NO CONTACT rules.
“Revenge porn” is a curious notion. Imagine having so many hugs, that not all of them involve my dī≤k, and someone is embarrassed by a hug. Land sakes! I swear Goshen!
Now then: I am not meant to be trifled with. Here's why: I fucking love to /flex now. I didn't think it was safe to reveal my power level until recently.
Ye were warned. Ye was all warned. Apparently, none of you could stop the rapy long enough to check your surroundings.
So... maybe you'll be declared incompetent? Or just send you to Guantanamo? Thank G-d it's not my decision.
I'm just the volunteer muscle. I don't work out. I work ahead.
>Kknow: I am Mic Inside. DEA is so done and dusted that they will NEVER be doing what they were doing before. Because now, PEOPLE KNOW.
Resistance is NOT futile. And it's fuckin’ FUN. LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!!
(Vengeance for Jennifer Lawrence.) See, I never could have gotten this far on my own... I'm far too lacking in ambition. However... I found some.
Stay jelly, Sissy. DIPLOMATIC POUCH, d00D. Heh heh.
No, you’re not obsessed with me and respond to all my posts. Not much, anyway. ::)
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No, you’re not obsessed with me and respond to all my posts. Not much, anyway. ::)
You're a repeater bot and multiple people try to post here and quickly lose interest. IDGAF.
You are a foil. I am Trump Zero: THE_FOOL. We are not the same. (I also have class.) Adieu.
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Brilliant comeback!
Best you could do, I guess. :-\
At this point, I could turn Alan Turing straight just by showing a little bare ankle. Laugh it up, Prom Queen.
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You're a repeater bot and multiple people try to post here and quickly lose interest. IDGAF.
You are a foil. I am Trump Zero: THE_FOOL. We are not the same. (I also have class.) Adieu.
I dunno. Maybe people lose interest in you because you’re just not as interesting as you think you are.
Enjoy your delusions. It’s all ya got.
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THE_FOOL.
That's my favourite card!
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Enjoy your delusions. It’s all ya got.
Is it all he's got? He also shuffles a mean Sola Busca.
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multiple people try to post here and quickly lose interest.
That's because they are the uninitiated, and have not the wherewithal to study the Great Work.
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It's a shame that Metron doesn't possess self-determinancy.
He ran and hid.
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I didn't think it was safe to reveal my power level until recently.
Is this your final form?
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So... maybe you'll be declared incompetent?
I am the bigger animal.
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That's because they are the uninitiated, and have not the wherewithal to study the Great Work.
Don’t encourage him. Schizophrenic meth addicts aren’t great cult leaders.
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He ran and hid.
Didn’t you know? We’re all just whoever Jack wants us to be. Apparently, according to him I’m also metron and Tammy. He’s also accused others of being Tammy. She’s probably just a woman he met who had the good sense to avoid his advances. It’s hard to have a conversation with someone this far gone. There was a time when he would at least try to inject some relevant attempts at humor but now he’s like a petulant child having a temper tantrum. Boring. Someone should spank him and send him to bed without supper.
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Don’t encourage him. Schizophrenic meth addicts aren’t great cult leaders.
That was encouragement?
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Didn’t you know? We’re all just whoever Jack wants us to be. Apparently, according to him I’m also metron and Tammy. He’s also accused others of being Tammy. She’s probably just a woman he met who had the good sense to avoid his advances. It’s hard to have a conversation with someone this far gone. There was a time when he would at least try to inject some relevant attempts at humor but now he’s like a petulant child having a temper tantrum. Boring. Someone should spank him and send him to bed without supper.
Tammy was a girl I knew and had a crush on way back when. Jack and I had a conversation about her, and ever since, it stuck with him. He also calls up my wife from time to time and refers to her as Tammy.*
There's also the matter of the Mouse Woman, which, as a pretty avid translator of Jack's bullshit still remains shrouded in mystery.
But he is apparently a sorcerer, and esoterism is the order of the day.
He kinda reminds me of an Aleister Crowley.
* The only similarity between the 2 - that I can tell - is their hair colour.
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Tammy was a girl I knew and had a crush on way back when. Jack and I had a conversation about her, and ever since, it stuck with him. He also calls up my wife from time to time and refers to her as Tammy.*
There's also the matter of the Mouse Woman, which, as a pretty avid translator of Jack's bullshit still remains shrouded in mystery.
But he is apparently a sorcerer, and esoterism is the order of the day.
He kinda reminds me of an Aleister Crowley.
* The only similarity between the 2 - that I can tell - is their hair colour.
Maybe…if Crowley was a retarded schizophrenic with a chip on his shoulder…and maybe he was. I’m no Crowley expert.
Yeah, they’re both bald. ;D
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Maybe…if Crowley was a retarded schizophrenic with a chip on his shoulder…and maybe he was. I’m no Crowley expert.
He claimed to hear voices and had a major chip on his shoulder. So I'd say he was.
Possibly unretarded, though.
Yeah, they’re both bald. ;D
That's why I dub him "cork head".
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYCXlxDtkc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMwpqqnQmuo
Clearly, we should all live life like we’re 5 years old…for the kids!
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/305/796/7a1.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V28YKcP-ljk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58Glf7ZJVI0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85hllXJxJ6s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKYCXlxDtkc
Awesome. I actually have a paid tuta account as of a few weeks ago in addition to most of the things on this video. I need to send it to my brother in law. He was talking about Anne of greengables over Christmas for a few minutes (with his phone "off". And he thought it was humorous when his phone started serving up green gables ads and search results. I didn't laugh.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YbAzVxTyvE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NltEp2uxL9Q
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDkzeX9CAbM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmFgsMUXNmU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgN5Zfm3-iE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpoCSf2olGs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd8UJQNhsAo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0NgLFWng6Q
Huh?!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMaCIPye9p4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSg-6P7Y3BU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyiRN0QmbSU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajpb6TnlrZc
Get fucked, Brits! >:(
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFQNUuS5Xm8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx3OdMEaKYk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXA19ANJzfI