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AzzGab => Opinion => Topic started by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 03:42:53 PM

Title: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 03:42:53 PM
You always wanted to be sonned, nutso-- well YOU'RE IT NOW, buddy!!!

PITY YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR IT, "FREE LISTENER."

(https://i.imgur.com/IUSUhnY.png)

THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE NOTHIN'.

Let this be a lesson to anyone who stiffs me on product from here on out.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistantSomeChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif)

You pay me to flame you. That's how this works!

PAYOLA = FREE PASS

NO PAYOLA, NO PASS.

NICE TRY.

#IAlwaysHadPaper
Title: Re: EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: K. DUBB - OFFICIALLY SONNED!!!!!!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 04:50:19 PM
CLICK 2 LISTEN 2 AZZ FLAME NUTSO HERE! (https://vocaroo.com/1oLXG1cbAI7O)
Title: ALLOWED (WAS: "Re: EXCLUSIVE AUDIO: K. DUBB - OFFICIALLY SONNED!!!!!!")
Post by: Worthauger on September 28, 2021, 07:03:25 PM
CLICK 2 LISTEN 2 AZZ FLAME NUTSO HERE! (https://vocaroo.com/1oLXG1cbAI7O)

https://vocaroo.com/1lmjca7bssRl
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: pate on September 28, 2021, 07:30:06 PM
I have no idea what any of this means.  I suspect it might be awesome, but I am afraid to click that shit.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, WRITE A POEM!
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 28, 2021, 07:41:37 PM
I suspect it might be awesome, but I am afraid to click that shit.

Now you know how certain other people feel every got-damn morning. My advice would be to learn to duck.
Title: Re: U R MY SONNNNNN
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 09:07:56 PM
Everybody's someone else's nigg​er.
Title: Re: AZZ GOES INNN - R.I.P. JUDAS ESCHATON -12 pcs. OF SILVER
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 09:08:57 PM
I am afraid to click that shit.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JoyfulDistantEstuarinecrocodile-size_restricted.gif)
 (https://media.giphy.com/media/5VydzbG8OjQI0/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47ts6v90exu6y4q8er8twrfoh6uafa750bvysv4y4w&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g).
     (https://media.giphy.com/media/xUPGcwQ2pYcc4M7F8A/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47smyi8lk65crv04vp7t8qcaws1bn4j98t6o1gwvje&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!!!!!!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 09:30:32 PM
(https://c.tenor.com/TsmCwmsbaUAAAAAC/bars-rap.gif)
Title: Re: AZZ GOES INNN - R.I.P. JUDAS ESCHATON - ALL 4 12 pcs. OF SILVER
Post by: pate on September 28, 2021, 09:34:50 PM
Its just a fucking Vocaroo link.

https://vocaroo.com/1oLXG1cbAI7O

Is that some sort of mutant Kangaroo?  What the fuck are those Nazis in Ozland doing?  Kangaroos are vicious bastards already without using mRNA to mutate them into whatever horror a Vocaroo is.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/5yuC2vIsQJdoA/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611dfa6491f62f791e959310a3e30091523adad5307&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

I am even more afraid now.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: AZZ GOES IN ON NUTSO - SNUFFIN' DA WICK, BRUH!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 09:47:50 PM
I am even more afraid now.

Google "Sad Satan."

No, really. Do it.
Title: Re: AZZ GOES IN ON NUTSO - SNUFFIN' DA WICK, BRUH!
Post by: Innerreach on September 28, 2021, 09:52:31 PM
Google "Sad Satan."

No, really. Do it.

I'm pretty sure that phrase was spoken in reverse on a Led Zeppelin song.
Title: Re: U R MY SONNNNNN
Post by: Innerreach on September 28, 2021, 09:53:09 PM
Everybody's someone else's nigg​er.

Nigga, please. ;D
Title: Re: AZZ GOES IN ON NUTSO - SNUFFIN' DA WICK, BRUH!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 09:54:05 PM
I'm pretty sure that phrase was spoken in reverse on a Led Zeppelin song.

Stairway to Heaven Hell.
Title: Re: Sad Satan
Post by: Innerreach on September 28, 2021, 09:55:11 PM
https://youtu.be/FNE75XznfIE
Title: Re: #SADSATAN
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 09:58:43 PM
https://youtu.be/tJ6zHUyp_V8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x0HeucTQKIM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODuzGQuhw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBQXnOuVry8
Title: Re: When Father's Day comes around, PLUG IN AN AIRWIK!
Post by: pate on September 28, 2021, 10:00:02 PM
Google "Sad Satan."

No, really. Do it.

Okay.

(https://i1.wp.com/www.tuxlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/sad-satan-el-peligrosisimo-juego.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1)

I still don't understand what it means?  There seems to be some missing contextual (which rhymes with something) information.

I remain, Nautical Shore.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: FUCK a Father's Day card
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 10:07:06 PM
I remain, Nautical Shore.

kotaku.com/sad-satan (https://kotaku.com/a-horror-game-hidden-in-the-darkest-corners-of-the-inte-1714980337)

You said you were even more afraid.

This is my attempt at making you even more afraid.
Title: Re: #SADSATAN
Post by: Innerreach on September 28, 2021, 10:07:52 PM
https://youtu.be/tJ6zHUyp_V8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x0HeucTQKIM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6BODuzGQuhw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBQXnOuVry8

These make great stocking stuffers!

#It’s rated E for everyone
Title: Re: P8, ur my m8 & i will stand by u
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 10:10:40 PM
P8, U will ALWAYS B my m8, coz I ain't about the h8.
Title: Re: #SUSWHITEMALE
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 10:14:59 PM
#It’s rated E for everyone

LOL!!! Where's Waldo K. Dubb, though?

(https://i.imgflip.com/5auodh.jpg)

Title: Re: Ducks and All Saints Eve
Post by: pate on September 28, 2021, 10:16:17 PM
kotaku.com/sad-satan (https://kotaku.com/a-horror-game-hidden-in-the-darkest-corners-of-the-inte-1714980337)

You said you were even more afraid.

This is my attempt at making you even more afraid.

(http://mundoseriex.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/mirrors-1.jpg)

I am really skeert now.

https://youtu.be/Exj2Ai6XXGY

Is Halloween early this year?  The month of hate draws nigh!

Lawd, mercy.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: XXX666XXX
Post by: AZZERAE on September 28, 2021, 10:19:28 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iCg_-IvDiiQ
Title: Re: Stand By Me, Your Man
Post by: pate on September 28, 2021, 10:38:26 PM
P8, U will ALWAYS B my m8, coz I ain't about the h8.

https://youtu.be/Tt5BybCUY5E

Whoa, Nellie!  Why do I suddenly wish to see a musical mash-up of  "Stand By Me" & "Stand By Your Man?"

It might be the sexuality creep of K_Dubb confusing me, if only he were hear to write the lyrics to such an epic song.

I was hoping such a thing already existed, and that some questionable thing named "Tranny Wynette" was the performance artist.

The best I could find was a Florence & Machine cover of "Stand By Me" and somebody named Dave Aude doing an electro-remix of "Stand By Your Man."

Had I found what I was searching for I would probably still be skeert.

Also, I am Nautical Shore how to deal with a duel between my Vice-Presidential Running-mate and the Commander-American Foreign Legion II Corps (SA).  The rules of Manliness dictate that I allow Nature to take its course, so:  I offer my services as Adjudicator.

(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/8/87/Adjudicator_(Earth-616)_from_Runaways_Vol_2_27_001.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170311185757)

May I propose "to the blood" instead of "to the death" in this Duel?

I am willing to exercise my skills in Combat Life Saving to prevent loss of essential MAPA personnel if I am chosen as the Adjudicator.  I cannot second for either one of you, as that would show favoritism.

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to swerve.

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

 
Title: Re: #SUSWHITEMALE
Post by: Innerreach on September 28, 2021, 10:45:48 PM
LOL!!! Where's Waldo K. Dubb, though?

(https://i.imgflip.com/5auodh.jpg)

When I call him on my burner, it goes straight to VM.

I haven't seen her this pissed off since the Backstreet Boys broke up.
Title: Re: Kaspar the Fiendly Scandalhoovian Spøkelset
Post by: pate on September 28, 2021, 10:51:09 PM
When I call him on my burner, it goes straight to VM.

I haven't seen her this pissed off since the Backstreet Boys broke up.

Dubb is ghostin'?

https://youtu.be/TzzrzGyKo6g

Aww, eye haz a Sade.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Stand By Me, Your Man
Post by: Worthauger on September 29, 2021, 01:05:51 AM
I offer my services as Adjudicator.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JriQuT9KgZY
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: Laser on September 29, 2021, 02:52:52 AM
You always wanted to be sonned, nutso-- well YOU'RE IT NOW, buddy!!!

PITY YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HEAR IT, "FREE LISTENER."

(https://i.imgur.com/IUSUhnY.png)

THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE NOTHIN'.

Let this be a lesson to anyone who stiffs me on product from here on out.

(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DistantSomeChimpanzee-size_restricted.gif)

You pay me to flame you. That's how this works!

PAYOLA = FREE PASS

NO PAYOLA, NO PASS.

NICE TRY.

#IAlwaysHadPaper

Is it PATREON screwing with people?

They cancelled my account and patronage with no reason and no explanation.

Anyone else getting the same shitty end of the stick?
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, SUBSCRIBE TO PERIODICALS!
Post by: Worthauger on September 29, 2021, 02:55:01 AM
Is it PATREON screwing with people?

Maybe his girlfriend broke in and started sharding all his purples. That shit happens.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 29, 2021, 06:09:51 AM
Is it PATREON screwing with people?

They cancelled my account and patronage with no reason and no explanation.

Anyone else getting the same shitty end of the stick?

Shit. I thought you cancelled on your own accord.

Yeah. Patreon screwed with Starr too, made it look like she cancelled her account when she didn't.

She had to go through quite the rigmarole to get things back to normal.

Maybe they didn't like your email address or something. If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: Innerreach on September 29, 2021, 06:42:40 AM
Shit. I thought you cancelled on your own accord.

Yeah. Patreon screwed with Starr too, made it look like she cancelled her account when she didn't.

She had to go through quite the rigmarole to get things back to normal.

Maybe they didn't like your email address or something. If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know.

I heard people were having the same problem with PayPal. The problem could be coming from their end.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, WASH YOUR HANDS!
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 29, 2021, 06:49:57 AM
Maybe they didn't like your email address or something.

Needles.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: Laser on September 29, 2021, 06:50:04 AM
Shit. I thought you cancelled on your own accord.

Yeah. Patreon screwed with Starr too, made it look like she cancelled her account when she didn't.

She had to go through quite the rigmarole to get things back to normal.

Maybe they didn't like your email address or something. If there's anything I can do to help, please let me know.

The response  I got from PATREON ...

Quote
We are contacting you in regards to your account on Patreon. After a thorough review of the activity on your account, we’ve decided to part ways and close your account.
 
Removing a Patron is always a difficult decision to make and an action that we take only after careful consideration. We have not taken this decision lightly and we will not be able to consider any appeals. Additionally, we are unable to comment on the specific details regarding our account removal process.
 
Per the following section of our terms of service: "We can terminate or suspend your account at any time at our discretion. We can also cancel any pledges and remove any content or rewards at our discretion."
 
Please note that we have closed your account. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused
.

Your GIFT is on the way. You don't owe me anything.

Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 29, 2021, 07:01:19 AM
I heard people were having the same problem with PayPal. The problem could be coming from their end.

Yeah, it can be anything from maybe not having the exact dollar amount needed in your PayPal account at all times for Patreon to debit from, I guess.

Sorry, Laser. It breaks my heart that you, as a willing subscriber, were booted from the platform without reason.

I'll look into this for you.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 29, 2021, 07:04:19 AM
I'll look into this for you.

Needles.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 29, 2021, 07:04:29 AM
The response  I got from PATREON ...

Quote
We are contacting you in regards to your account on Patreon. After a thorough review of the activity on your account, we’ve decided to part ways and close your account.
 
Removing a Patron is always a difficult decision to make and an action that we take only after careful consideration. We have not taken this decision lightly and we will not be able to consider any appeals. Additionally, we are unable to comment on the specific details regarding our account removal process.
 
Per the following section of our terms of service: "We can terminate or suspend your account at any time at our discretion. We can also cancel any pledges and remove any content or rewards at our discretion."
 
Please note that we have closed your account. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused


What a load of BOLLOCKS on their part!

I'm gonna email 'em.

This ain't right.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 29, 2021, 07:05:44 AM
Needles.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/RW1IZSsi22KmBBAPKu/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e479mbi7mer392rcbpktm9oiwfasbkj7vjkt76jexoz&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 29, 2021, 07:07:27 AM
I'm gonna email 'em.

This ain't right.

https://vocaroo.com/1lmjca7bssRl

Word.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: Innerreach on September 29, 2021, 07:14:22 AM
Patreon is banning QAnon conspiracy theorists, joining a growing group of tech companies taking action against the movement

I see tons of articles of this on Duckduckgo.

https://www.businessinsider.com/patreon-bans-qanon-conspiracy-theory-users-latest-tech-company-2020-10?op=1

It appears that they’re just as politically biased as all the other mainstream machines.

It could have nothing to do with the user but the forum itself.


Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 29, 2021, 07:15:36 AM
Your GIFT is on the way...

THANK YOU, LASER.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 29, 2021, 07:16:48 AM
[T]hey’re just as politically biased as all the other mainstream machines.

It could have nothing to do with the user but the forum itself.

(https://i.gifer.com/g1mJ.gif)
Title: Re: When "The Man" Cums Around, WASH YOUR HANDS!
Post by: pate on September 29, 2021, 05:22:18 PM
Needles.

You mean "Needless," I believe.

(http://thumbs.imagekind.com/canvas2/blurred/66845545-1c56-4fc6-acd8-bf78bc926e8f_10_650/My-I-want-to-believe-postermillennium-falcon_art.png?v=04102014-1426589126)

Or at least, I am wont to believe...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: When "The Man" Cums Around, CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR!
Post by: Jackstar on September 29, 2021, 06:17:07 PM
You mean "Needleless," I believe.

I got shitloads of ‘em. Mother was quite generous, as well as a bit of a hoarder, and as it turns out... donating unused medical supplies after somebody dies is more challenging than one might think it would be.

Fortunately, I am well qualified for storing hazmat materials. I even know what to do with my father's white lead! (Stored next to the needles, of course, for ease of applicative use.)

I believe.

Never forget: They fell for “bat soup.” Punylings are adorable.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, BUY A GIFT!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 30, 2021, 06:35:13 AM
I heard people were having the same problem with PayPal.

FUCKIN' SAFFERS!

(https://i.insider.com/5db36222dee019314343a5b6?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp)

WHEREVER THERES A SAFFER, THERES A PROBLEM!
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, U R MY SONNN!
Post by: AZZERAE on September 30, 2021, 06:36:32 AM
Maybe his girlfriend broke in and started sharding all his purples. That shit happens.

Did she do it on purple?
Title: Re: Kaspar the Fiendly Scandalhoovian Spøkelset
Post by: AZZERAE on September 30, 2021, 06:45:47 AM
Dubb is ghostin'?

(https://funnylax.com/media/memes/aea741e0a4c99b95/me-looking-in-the-mirror-as-consider-making-an-onlyfans-meme-90ea24fe7023dd3a-0147c7b68042add6.jpg)
Title: Re: #SUSWHITEMALE
Post by: AZZERAE on September 30, 2021, 06:46:39 AM
When I call him on my burner, it goes straight to VM.

You've got K. Dubb's #?
Title: Re: ur my m8
Post by: AZZERAE on September 30, 2021, 06:48:12 AM
Whoa, Nellie!  Why do I suddenly wish to see a musical mash-up of  "Stand By Me" & "Stand By Your Man?"

It might be the sexuality creep of K_Dubb confusing me, if only he were hear to write the lyrics to such an epic song.

I was hoping such a thing already existed, and that some questionable thing named "Tranny Wynette" was the performance artist.

The best I could find was a Florence & Machine cover of "Stand By Me" and somebody named Dave Aude doing an electro-remix of "Stand By Your Man."

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0vmGAeM-OIo

#MoarSafferFaggotry
Title: Re: The Saffer Dance
Post by: pate on September 30, 2021, 02:36:35 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0vmGAeM-OIo

#MoarSafferFaggotry

I had no idea Right Said was from Saudi Arabia!  He did not do "covers" so I hastily goggled the following:

https://youtu.be/nFePa1ZVnUU

I think they are from San Antonio, which is close enough for me right now.  I am late for class!

Is this whole sordid affair a simple misunderstanding due to draconian misapplications of power?  It would be nice to not have to Adjudicate a Duel between you two...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)


Title: Re: #SUSWHITEMALE
Post by: Innerreach on September 30, 2021, 06:28:22 PM
You've got K. Dubb's #?

(https://i.imgur.com/Jhg6QOk.gif)
Title: Re: WTAF is a #SUS?
Post by: pate on September 30, 2021, 07:19:02 PM
Apropos of nuttin', what is this "#SUS" stuff?  Does it rhyme with "fuss" or "puss"?  Is it an Acorn-o-nym;  "So Unbelievably Silly"?

https://youtu.be/YxSi4a0Ygk8

I am, and ever shall be:  Nautical Shore.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Cracker Jack (Free Gift Inside!)
Post by: pate on October 01, 2021, 06:09:27 PM
Did she do it on purple?

For those following along at home that have not yet received their MAPA SeekRut DeCoder Ring yet, I have transcribed the above quote into an infographical format:

(https://hosting.photobucket.com/albums/u266/dave00327/grimace.jpg)

(To receive a MAPA SeekRut DeCoder Ring utilize the PMs to transmit a physical address to the KamPain HQ)

https://youtu.be/j5LWJ1tiZX4

That is all, Carrie Anne.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: #SUS
Post by: AZZERAE on October 01, 2021, 08:59:44 PM
Apropos of nuttin', what is this "#SUS" stuff?

SUS.

Giving the impression that something is questionable or dishonest; suspicious.

A shorter version of the word "suspect". Usually used to define someone or something that looks suspicious or untrustworthy.

Bob: Hey let's ask that guy for directions

Larry: Nah, he looks sus as fuck


Does it rhyme with "fuss" or "puss"?

"Fuss."
Title: Re: The ****** Dance
Post by: AZZERAE on October 01, 2021, 09:02:39 PM
Is this whole sordid affair a simple misunderstanding due to draconian misapplications of power? It would be nice to not have to Adjudicate a Duel between you two...

Only time will tell...

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oxRmvU3GAJay6F60g/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, R U PROFESSIONAL OR NOT???
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on October 02, 2021, 12:21:03 AM
Did she do it on purple?

I’m going to leave it as, “indeterminate.”

Kudos.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, R U PROFESSIONAL OR NOT???
Post by: Laser on October 02, 2021, 01:49:24 AM
I’m going to leave it as, “indeterminate.”

Kudos.

Quote
How do ya pernounce KUDOS in yer nick of the woods there, slick feller?


We can do ethos, pathos and bathos later, if you don't mind.

Excuse me now while I watch the Kraken dance.
Title: Re: When Father's Day Comes Around, R U PROFESSIONAL OR NOT???
Post by: pate on October 15, 2021, 08:23:41 AM
I’m going to leave it as, “indeterminate.”

Kudos.

https://youtu.be/1gzY-PrwwHk

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)