Honestly I am more worried that by 2025 I might be fat 😫
I don't think Ahura Mazda will allow that to happen to you. I'm told that you are one of His favorites, and while you might look better to some with some extra meat on your bones, apparently the resultant deficit to your emotional state would be too much for you to bear, and still be able to maintain your kind and generous disposition. (I would prefer to be more optimistic, but—let's be somewhat sensible here )
Hey, do any of you have any spare glue to spare? I got an important project coming up, a lot of collages to assemble, a lot of scrapbooking to book from scraps. You know how it is, what with these supply chain disruptions on the horizon—I just can't take any chances.
Also, having been fat, I can assure you, there are more fearsome pitfalls ahead. All those kids with Downs whose lives you saved by getting the vaxx... you're going to have to pay to feed them in 10 years. Best start moonlighting now to cover.