The Many Musical Likes of Innerreach.

[Innerreach]

[Innerreach]

[Laser]

(((Drink)))

Crazy-ass fuckn staph infection. I had an acute phlegmon settle on my lower spine after letting a homeless, idiot-savant meth junkie stay with me for a while. He must have left some bodily fluids on something I touched. The hospital kept examining my arms like I was lying. Only to find out later that it lives on surfaces for quite some time.

That Morocco shit's crazy, Laze.

I have a vagina.

(((Drink)))

They had me set up for a stay in Canterbury Prison.

A well paid solicitor had me sailing free the next day.

🍺

I have never allowed a junkie anywhere near my domicile.
Alcoholics, however, have always seemed to be a problem.

I used to have a vagina, that is until I grew a set of balls.

[Innerreach]

They had me set up for a stay in Canterbury Prison.

A well paid solicitor had me sailing free the next day.

🍺

I have never allowed a junkie anywhere near my domicile.
Alcoholics, however, have always seemed to be a problem.

I used to have a vagina, that is until I grew a set of balls.

Hahaha! I've had balls my whole life, but sometimes LIFE makes me ponder the metaphorical introspection as to whether or not they have truly dropped.

#I ain't no SIMP Trollda!

However, a strength can lead to weakness.

This has been fun, Laser.

[Worthauger]

Hahaha! I've had balls my whole life

Hah! I don't think they've even dropped yet.

[Worthauger]

A well paid solicitor had me sailing free the next day.

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

[Innerreach]

Hah! I don't think they've even dropped yet.

You’re Goddamn right! 😼

Wow! Just imagine, J.

I kick your little faggot ass already, oh, but when they DROP!

Doll-up Motherfucker! K_Dubb’s gone and [Redacted, for very good reasons.]

(((Homo Wink)))

#Your Nuru massages suck, bitch.

[Innerreach]

[Worthauger]

I kick your little faggot ass already,

That's not my ass. That's my wife's sister's second cousin's housekeeper's illegitimate daughter's boyfriend’s tulpa’s buttocks. Trust me on this: the real thing glows like it's in the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.

I can't even look at it myself in the mirror without fumbling for my scopolamine inhaler—Company Policy.

#Your Nuru massages suck, bitch.

She took my thumbs for safekeeping (being held at Customs). I'm typing this with my (CENSORED) nose. Now that's true love, Baby—there are no lengths I will not go to, there is no sacrifice I will not make, there is no stone I will leave unturned, unveiled, or unvaped, in order to assure your ETERNAL safety; as well as to simultaneously ensure to cement my footprints... into #Legacy.

SEMPER FIDELIS, KNOWLEDGE BOWLSTAR!!!
BOOM, BOOM, SHAKALAKA BOOM BOOM

[Laser]

I'm not pretentious.

.....

[Innerreach]

#HAWT

[Laser]

#HAWT

He will rise again.

[Innerreach]

He will rise again.

He’d better!

I'm tired of these Foolish Games, laze....



RAWR!

[Innerreach]

That's not my ass. That's my wife's sister's second cousin's housekeeper's illegitimate daughter's boyfriend’s tulpa’s buttocks. Trust me on this: the real thing glows like it's in the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.

I can't even look at it myself in the mirror without fumbling for my scopolamine inhaler—Company Policy.

She took my thumbs for safekeeping (being held at Customs). I'm typing this with my (CENSORED) nose. Now that's true love, Baby—there are no lengths I will not go to, there is no sacrifice I will not make, there is no stone I will leave unturned, unveiled, or unvaped, in order to assure your ETERNAL safety; as well as to simultaneously ensure to cement my footprints... into #Legacy.

SEMPER FIDELIS, KNOWLEDGE BOWLSTAR!!!
BOOM, BOOM, SHAKALAKA BOOM BOOM

Cute! Really?! REALLY, REALLY REALLY, CUTE. Yes, litmus test=little rawr.

What’s for fucking breakfast?

[WORTHAUGERa]

I'm tired of these Foolish Games, laze....

Wow, tired of that? What’s that even like? Here, have a cookie: I stole it from The Oracle’s kitchen after I raped her. I killed her cat too. Neo couldn’t stop me there either, he’s turned into a real fucked-off got-damn Milquetoast after ever since he let Trinity start to routinely peg him as part of their foreplay.

Oh, shit: sorry, spoilers. Hopefully you’ll still be able to enjoy the flick—that is, if any of you worthless reprobates do anything all day with your time besides sit around jerking off to soft core porn of Bea Arthur on YouTube. Try leaving the house once in a while. Have any of you ever even been to apartments.com? I recommend subscribing.

Speaking of “Bea,” I think I met one of her doppelgängers on Streamyard today. What a rude, vicious   bitch. COVID-19 always takes the wrong people, I swear.

My hand to God.