I kick your little faggot ass already,
That's not my ass. That's my wife's sister's second cousin's housekeeper's illegitimate daughter's boyfriend’s tulpa’s
buttocks. Trust me on this: the real thing
glows like it's in the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
I can't even look at it myself in the mirror without fumbling for my scopolamine inhaler—Company Policy.
#Your Nuru massages suck, bitch.
She took my thumbs for safekeeping (being held at Customs). I'm typing this with my
(CENSORED) nose. Now that's
true love, Baby—there are no lengths I will not go to, there is no sacrifice I will not make, there is no stone I will leave unturned, unveiled, or unvaped, in order to assure your
ETERNAL safety; as well as to simultaneously ensure to cement my footprints... into
#Legacy.SEMPER FIDELIS, KNOWLEDGE BOWLSTAR!!!
BOOM, BOOM, SHAKALAKA BOOM BOOM