Why the fuck is Jackstar so Goddamn Crazy?

[WORTHAUGERa]

Oui!

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Dude this is the first amendment in america, and if you think I have anything to hide or give a shit about your little party getting busted, you are sadly mistaken you two assholes have treated me like shit since the fucking day I got here lying cheating stealing God only knows what the fuck else why the fuck would I need to worry about not saying anything when I wanted to say it when I don't see anything else things not said about me?

What are you going to do fucking beat me up and take my lunch money and leave me for dead behind the bleachers after school, well you actually did that 8 or 9 times now, and I don't really think that you're threatening me... or are you?

Oh, right, shit. I forgot: you really are that stupid. Okay well I do want to have my lunch money so I can buy her breakfast tomorrow, splat flap splish, you know as soon as I get out of the bathroom I'm probably not going to start talking right away.

But thanks for letting me know you're so concerned. Let me guess the beer cans was a dead giveaway for Frank's gangrene right? You know it's great that you're so on top of things.

Like lists. dismissive hand wanking gestures

[WORTHAUGERa]

I wanted to be done with this LITERAL years ago. Like, what the actual fuck.

I'm getting the impression this one's for the fans. I really don't like it. Oh sure, I like being a person who's not insane, etc. I like having a host of skills that I rarely need to use.

It doesn't mean I like to use them all the time, or that I absolutely have to keep in practice. That's just what you people would do, because you're all fucking insane miserable loveless reprobates whose entire existence revolves around Lucifer's dick and God's orgasm and poor Satan is your bitch, right?

I will admit that that's what it says in the first page of this newsroom book, but whatever look I got to go. There's trouble out there.

There ain't no trouble in here. Semper fisearch.

[pate]

[Lazarus]

Oui!



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[Worthauger]

Too bad you're insane;

Like a fox.

[pate]

[Jackstar]

They sure don't make cancer like they used to anymore.

p.s.: give him some gas money out of the pink ribbon fund. Isn't that one for breast cancer? I don't give a shit, if you want to look like an idiot, fine, go ahead, personally I'd like to get on with a real life instead of your phony gasbag bullshit.

Do not exist under any illusion that your attacks against my position will prevail in any way whatsoever. And you could really be nicer.

I could beat the shit out of you and it wouldn't even be a special charge, do you realize that? No, probably not, you haven't even figured out that I saved your life, TuffPants. Now go away, and take your shitty lieutenants with you.

[Lazarus]

They sure don't make cancer like they used to anymore.

p.s.: give him some gas money out of the pink ribbon fund. Isn't that one for breast cancer? I don't give a shit, if you want to look like an idiot, fine, go ahead, personally I'd like to get on with a real life instead of your phony gasbag bullshit.

Do not exist under any illusion that your attacks against my position will prevail in any way whatsoever. And you could really be nicer.

I could beat the shit out of you and it wouldn't even be a special charge, do you realize that? No, probably not, you haven't even figured out that I saved your life, TuffPants. Now go away, and take your shitty lieutenants with you.

TuffPants, even shitty lieutenant K_Puff, would beat your ass with a spatula before you could nick that next doobie.

[Jackstar]

would beat your ass with a spatula before you could nick that next doobie.

okay dopeslave 

[Master Trollda]

Jack, by now you’ve probably become aware of the fact that my mindrays have penetrated your psychokinetic shielding and I’m inside. Don’t try to adjust the horizontal or the vertical. I’m in control now.

Muha...Muhahaha...Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[Jackstar]

I’m in control now.

Muha...Muhahaha...Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

AMONAMA. My only actual friend is an actual Dalek.

It's still my house. Control what you want.

[Jackstar]

doobie

Do they get any more square than you?

[Lazarus]

Do they get any more square than you?

Happiness is a warm bowl of Doobies.

[Jackstar]

Jack, by now you’ve probably become aware of the fact that my mindrays have penetrated your psychokinetic shielding and I’m inside.

Okay, 10/10 for attention: AUTHENTICATION PROTOCOL INITIATED, but: (does/is) it totes?

Penetration is not the correct word here, sub-Creature.

[Innerreach]

Jackstar,

I just got off the phone with Azzerae proposing the idea to him that he put you on forum training wheels.

This would essentially entitle you to (one) thread until everyone sees an improvement in your sassy-ass attitude.

David Rubini says you are not welcomed at Rubinigab and “to not even fucking bother registering!”

Ellgab says, “Hell Fuck No!”

Bellgab insists the ban remains fully intact.

Faggab (aka gayforum) expressed great interest in you joining so long as you were willing to suck dick. I, of course, on your behalf, told them the truth and assured them that you do, have, and most definitely will.

👉 https://www.gayforum.org 👈

That is all for now, IR

#HappyDay