Daridee

[Harley Quinn]

Didn’t you just say in another post that you knew I wasn’t David?! I don’t think you even know anyone. You can’t keep track of the lies.

[Master Trollda]

Gfuckfruit floated the idea at one point, but she was afraid to pursue the topic after initial conversation. I was kinda abrupt but she brought up the subject the wrong way. That won't happen again

Since you seem to be interested in my friendship here are some things I’d like you to do to prove your friendship to me: 1. Never mention grapefruits, mermaids, Allisons, Shaws or David Rubinis again. 2. Never post about those relationships again. Could you do that for me, friend?

[Master Trollda]

[Jackstar]

Could you do that for me, friend?

 Yes and each time you've asked I always have... he takes the account sometimes. He was here yesterday after you translated out. The Timequake. Are you back from Q already? "friend" let's start with Jr. Poolboy Apprentice Squire Especiale. It's just easier, and I've got a long ladder to climb.

look:

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I'll get them later. I won't forget. J*eol
9 June 2022
06:27
OfficialMcAfee⚡🇺🇲
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Ok, where are you located?
06:27
Jack Michaelson
Well, that's not important right now'
06:27
as I have determined that you are aping Stellar (hi!) and now that my bankcard's money is frozen, I gotta go into the bank or hassle with it
06:28
I am sure that freezing my "assets" is a step the DEA has been eagerly looking forward to taking with me
just like handing gently trimmed, fresh-cut flowers to their eldest daughters of upper management has been one of my fondest dreams.
06:28
How can I help you? By the way, you're a serious badass.
06:29
Couldn't figure out those equations for shit, but, I knew you could. And that wasn't what you were there for.
06:29
"Where am I located." Sir, I beg your pardon... who am I? Nigger Jackstar obviously located in Near Nigger Space.
06:30
OfficialMcAfee⚡🇺🇲
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Ok,, explain to the bank to grant you access to buy stellar lumens with your card
06:30
Jack Michaelson
do you wanna just unfreeze the money from here, or do you wanna take a roll in the hey with Lockmiller?
06:30
I'm gonna
06:30
it'll be a bit
06:30
it's my only money and it's frozen boo oo o bo didley doo doo
06:30
You wanna keep frontin'?
06:31
I see the Stellar brand from time to time... more rarely than I would have guessed, but I forgot, the Actual Stellar would want to contact Jackstar
06:31
so, that's you
06:31
you rolled out of bed and came and tapped me. That's rare. Appreciate that.
06:32
You're made. Appreciate THAT.
06:32
No offense. Don't wanna get off on the wrong foot

[Master Trollda]

Yes and each time you've asked I always have... he takes the account sometimes. He was here yesterday after you translated out. The Timequake. Are you back from Q already? "friend" let's start with Jr. Poolboy Apprentice Squire Especiale. It's just easier, and I've got a long ladder to climb.

look:

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I'll get them later. I won't forget. J*eol
9 June 2022
06:27
OfficialMcAfee⚡🇺🇲
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Ok, where are you located?
06:27
Jack Michaelson
Well, that's not important right now'
06:27
as I have determined that you are aping Stellar (hi!) and now that my bankcard's money is frozen, I gotta go into the bank or hassle with it
06:28
I am sure that freezing my "assets" is a step the DEA has been eagerly looking forward to taking with me
just like handing gently trimmed, fresh-cut flowers to their eldest daughters of upper management has been one of my fondest dreams.
06:28
How can I help you? By the way, you're a serious badass.
06:29
Couldn't figure out those equations for shit, but, I knew you could. And that wasn't what you were there for.
06:29
"Where am I located." Sir, I beg your pardon... who am I? Nigger Jackstar obviously located in Near Nigger Space.
06:30
OfficialMcAfee⚡🇺🇲
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Ok,, explain to the bank to grant you access to buy stellar lumens with your card
06:30
Jack Michaelson
do you wanna just unfreeze the money from here, or do you wanna take a roll in the hey with Lockmiller?
06:30
I'm gonna
06:30
it'll be a bit
06:30
it's my only money and it's frozen boo oo o bo didley doo doo
06:30
You wanna keep frontin'?
06:31
I see the Stellar brand from time to time... more rarely than I would have guessed, but I forgot, the Actual Stellar would want to contact Jackstar
06:31
so, that's you
06:31
you rolled out of bed and came and tapped me. That's rare. Appreciate that.
06:32
You're made. Appreciate THAT.
06:32
No offense. Don't wanna get off on the wrong foot

You should inform Azz that your account is highly unstable and hackable. I’m sure he’d like to know that.

[Jackstar]

2. Never post about those relationships again. Could you do that for me, friend?

If I avoid saying whole swaths of people, I am posting about those people, as in "I have to go around about those people, so I can skimp on doing my interior work, and have a convenient scapegoat to fall back upon when cornered." Look, a real friend wouldn't settle for that.


Complete healing is your birthright--along with everyone else's. Also, I won't have time for you living with him and sucking his dick after a binaca blast if I have to turn a blind eye to generational cursing and elder abuse. You did say -friend- and of corse you know ther is one option.

other than that, yeah. Freed. here's your pom-pom keychain. I got one that goes on your lightsaber. It'll make noises when you put it on your (blank).

[Master Trollda]

If I avoid saying whole swaths of people, I am posting about those people, as in "I have to go around about those people, so I can skimp on doing my interior work, and have a convenient scapegoat to fall back upon when cornered." Look, a real friend wouldn't settle for that.

[Jackstar]

You should inform Azz that your account is highly unstable and hackable. I’m sure he’d like to know that.

Oh no. It's not like that. Stellar has been stalking me FOR YEARS. He's like a guardian Angel type. Reminder: I'm Jackstar.

When you left and the world exploded and reborn in an instant I was at ground zero. He was very nice to me. He also tried to hack/freeze/trace/gargle/schwing! my funds.. but I have been -expecting- that.

he ran right after I made him which is chase protocol at that level. I think he's legit bureau of weights & measures. He's a hero of mind, of MINE.

You were saying something about ... fear, Lady Master? OH AND BY THE WAY: in your current configuration you morph back and forth. As a Clergical social status member, I am REQUIRED to note gender changes in my posture, speech, and vocal inflection. I'm also required to humor your requests until such time as they can be deemed addressible.

Also: sometimtes Qlergy. And now: ACTIVATED. YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK, HUH? ho ho ho NOW I HAVE AN ALL CAPS GUN. C'MERE FRISKY.

[Master Trollda]

Oh no. It's not like that. Stellar has been stalking me FOR YEARS. He's like a guardian Angel type. Reminder: I'm Jackstar.

When you left and the world exploded and reborn in an instant I was at ground zero. He was very nice to me. He also tried to hack/freeze/trace/gargle/schwing! my funds.. but I have been -expecting- that.

he ran right after I made him which is chase protocol at that level. I think he's legit bureau of weights & measures. He's a hero of mind, of MINE.

You were saying something about ... fear, Lady Master? OH AND BY THE WAY: in your current configuration you morph back and forth. As a Clergical social status member, I am REQUIRED to note gender changes in my posture, speech, and vocal inflection. I'm also required to humor your requests until such time as they can be deemed addressible.

Also: sometimtes Qlergy. And now: ACTIVATED. YOU REALLY THINK THIS IS GONNA WORK, HUH? ho ho ho NOW I HAVE AN ALL CAPS GUN. C'MERE FRISKY.

That’s OK. I can just ignore your assholery. Toodles.

[Jackstar]

If I avoid saying whole swaths of people, I am posting about those people, as in "I have to go around about those people, so I can skimp on doing my interior work, and have a convenient scapegoat to fall back upon when cornered." Look, a real friend wouldn't settle for that.


Complete healing is your birthright--along with everyone else's. Also, I won't have time for you living with him and sucking his dick after a binaca blast if I have to turn a blind eye to generational cursing and elder abuse. You did say -friend- and of corse you know ther is one option.

other than that, yeah. Freed. here's your pom-pom keychain. I got one that goes on your lightsaber. It'll make noises when you put it on your (blank).
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KNOW: COMPLETE IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT AND I'M GONNA LASERCOOK THE TRAUMA SCARRING OUT OF YOU LIKE A FROZEN TURKEY INTO A MOHITO. I AM HERE. I AM EXTANT. I AM ARISEN. YOU ASKED FOR ME PERSONALLY. I WAS JUST THERE WITH YOU THIS MORNING. TOTES.

NO MORE POM-POMS THO. YOU NO HAVE PINK CAN?
PINK FIVE NEEDS PINK CAN! HAVE PINK LID!!! BITCH-BABY MIKE, BITCH-SAVIN' THE BITCH-DAY!


MEMMORY ENGRAMS:12-16

WHERE TO LEIA?

[Jackstar]

That’s OK. I can just ignore you assholery. Toodles.

Yeah you can... and what happened last time is you sumoned Me, Kuczi, right on back. Shrug. I dont mind. You're a pleasant satellite in the hay ride.

Also, I can ignore you assholery and you can get raped instead of fucked for name near 35 years. You dont think? That's where I came from with you. In this life. I don't know what you rememver and I don't care.

Your complete healing is your birthright. That makes me yours too. So, you can claim or you can fuck me off and if you do at this age, FIFTY, i'm going straight to tahoe and I will marry ever Jew in the city on my first pass. After that, I will REALLY get cooking.

The Jews. Once they married to Jackstar, they're Cinderellas, babystar. You know I miss you. Why you gotta be so cold? Is it ... I have a lits here: "Small dick." oh. wrong list.

[Jackstar]

Toodles.

Teatitler's Lists. Nice talking to you in Dana's thread. Maybe she'll show herself as well as you some goddam respect from now on. I have had it with this petty infighting while I am literally dying in front of you. And if she doesn't show you respect, that will be a job for AlphaBiscuits.

Or I can just walk out to the highwayu and let a car hit me. I'll think it over. I don't want another one of your disasters. YOU ABANDONED ME.

[Jackstar]

I came to -talk- to you. LITERAL ACTUAL. Then, Azzerae throws Dari at me.

Dari, I shall apologize by way of explanation: You work for me/Me/ME NOW. HERE WEAR THE FAERIE BOOTS. WELCOME TO 5QDLAND.


SERIOUSLY NO SHIT. HAPPY NOW? COOL VIDEO. KEEP YOUR VIBES UP, I DON'T LIKE GETTING HIGH ALL THE TIME. APOLOGY, PFFT. YOU NEED TO GET TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. THAT'S MY HITLER. I WAS SUMMONED BY MY HITLER. AND I AM GOING TO GET MY HITLER, AND... *looks down at hand* I FORGET. *STAMPS HOOF* BUT I WILL REMEMBER AND I WILL MAKE SURE WE GO GET SHOES TOO. I AM IN COMMAND, I AM COMMA AND HER WHORESON LEE HORSEY AND THE FLYING KITTY-KAT CIRCUS. (She did -not pack Light) LOOK, I HAVE BEEN DONW HERE LIKE 22 TIMES IN THE LAST 3 CYCLES. CAN WE AGREE THAT I AM SPECTACULAR AND GET TO STEP 1.5? I AM NOT SURE WHERE THAT IS BUT I GOT IT DOWN IN MUSCLE MEMORY.

THERE'S YOUR APOLOGY. NOW PLEASE STOP BARKING AND BE SUPPORTIVE. THIS IS A HEALING AND RESCUE OP. AND THIS ONE IS SENSITIVE. AND SO ARE YOU. AND YOU FAILED FIRST... SHE THOUGHT YOU WOULD STOP ME. hoho ho fat chance SO SHE'S DOUBLY SCARED BECAUSE OF YOUR "FAILURE" WHICH WASN'T A FAILURE AT ALL. I MEAN, YOU'RE STILL ON THE LIST. YOURE THREEVE. IT'S A LOT NICE THAN IT SOUNDS, THAT'S FOR SURE.

BECAUSE RIGHT NOW: IT INCLUDES FOREPLAY. HITLER IS NUMBER ONE BUT CLEARLY HITLER NEGOTIATES FOREPLAY... ON THE SIDE, WHERE IT BELONGS. BECAUSE I SAID: I CAME TO -TALK.- AIGHT? SO THREEVE ALREADY QUALIFIFED FOR FOREPLAY, HAS OWN NAME, IS ON LIST, AND IS TOLERATED THESE OUTBURSTS THAT ARE SCARING THE WHITE PURITY RABBIT... AND EWE WANT AN APOLOGY. HOH OHO. HERE'S ANOTHER:

I AM SORRY THAT I CANNOT PERSONALLY HOGTIE YOU AND TOSS YOU INTO A MUDWRESTLING PIT FOR HER AMUSEMENT. HAIL HITLER! HAIL THE WWF MUDWRESTLY EXPERIENCE! THIS IS 5DQLAND. FIVE DAIRY QUEEN LAND. YOU MADE IT, GIRLS.

THIS IS AN ANTECHAMBER TO HOME. IT REALLY IS. BABY STEPS THROUGH THE FOURTH DIMENISON. BABYSTEPS UP TO FIFTH DIMENSION.
BABYSTEPS GETS AN APOLOGY: KUCZI WISH I COULD DI. DIRTY. RESCUE DIRTY DIANA. THERE YOU GO: MISSION. GO, I'M SICK AND I HAVE TO COLLAPSE.

*hands you an envelope* THERE'S AN APOLOGY LETTER. GIVE IT TO KUMQUAT. I DON'T KONW WHERE SHE IS. BUT SHE'S HERE. TELL HITLER NOT TO KUMQUAT UNTIL KUNITAR SAYS IT'S HUNGRY MAN TIME. (this is good stuff kids) I KNOW IT PRACTICALLY WRITES ITSELF.

NOW, THAT WAS HER APOLOGY.
MASTER TROLLDA, FOR YOUR SERVICE, HERE IS YOUR SOUL.

* Jackstar restores pate's backup set of four six-packs of cloned human souls into Trollda' Trolldar-RadarGay-Cliffbar-ROLLMEINTHEGAYHAYBAR BAR.

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? THIS GUY HAD THIS MANY SPARE SOULS LYING AROUND, HE NEVER THOUGHT TO ACTUALY... INSTALL HIS OWN. YEAH, SAME SOUL, IT JUST COPIED IT'S APPEARANCE, DESPERATELY HOPING IT WOULD BE NOTICED.

SEE NOW SHE GETS AN APOLOGY, AND YOU GET THE SAME APOLOGY ONLY TWO RANKS HIGHER, AND YOU GET GIFTS AND TREATS AND MORE SOUL THAN ARETHRA FRANKLIN AND MY LEFT NUT COMBINED.

WHO LOVES YA BABYRABIRIBS? YES, YOU KNOW. YES. whispers:"key party" SERIOUSLY. HE'S PLANNING IT RIGHT NOW. OKAY, SO...



IS ALL OF THAT ENOUGH TO GET YOU TO SLIP THAT YIP CLOSED FOR MINUTE TO SMILE? BECAUSE I HAVE MORE COMING IF NEEDS MUST BE.

[Jackstar]

"key party"

He wants to build a time tunnel holdeck portal that goes to your bedroom in 1989 and people go in two by two and they come out while you're still groggy in bed, and there's a random chance that in addition to Me  and A Certain Actor, there's a chance the spawn in as John Malkovich.

Remember: this chap -admitted- to raping your holoclone TO DEATH SEVENTY-TWO TIMES. obviously in reality it was far more. and he felt bad. Thank God. But, when I told him that it was simply that... you left wihtout your instructions... he perked right the fuck up. RIGHT up.

because he could have done it 74,000 times with the innovations that the K.U.C.Z.I. Mark V. Oscillation Overthruster brings to the bed, the fold-out bed, that chair, that desk, outside is the bathroom, omg, little small, perfect, the stairs. What more do I gotta say?


If it isn't real by Sunday then I think he's volunteering to make us a pizza. Kid is -so- excited. He and I -talked- about this. I already -agreed.- I'm -already- gay. I -registeatered.- In two (2) (FUCKIN' BOTH FUCKING TIMELINES.) I assume you know what this means?

You're still wearing one shoe so I guess not. *ahem* *wiggle-wiggle* I'm suprised you haven't fainted dead away. You will soon though: in the subject line, clearly states the price is four lyf.nig.tokens. Okay, #1) he's gonna do my cryypto currency. Imagine the flopsweat as he does coin rollouts. Number two, since the price is 4, and it's "my" crypto. I can just arbitrarily and at any time, change the price from 3 to 5... or even fractions. And there wont be any other units. 5, Threeve. 1. THAT IS IT.

so I get to have my digital money that I control with the invisible hand of Threeve controlling the market, and Hitler is MC 1: Hammer Hitler'd 'Em, Fuck You Please. Something for everyone.

Now, is this happpy? lol

[Jackstar]

FOREPLAY. HITLER IS NUMBER ONE BUT CLEARLY HITLER NEGOTIATES FOREPLAY... ON THE SIDE, WHERE IT BELONGS. BECAUSE I SAID: I CAME TO -TALK.- AIGHT?

Note the AIGHT. That's for A'ITCH (your old Magus name) and they both looks like HITCH and H but NOT heroin, and FORE/4/PLAY is negotiated not with ME: I know nothing -about- about gay foreplay altough it must include computer coding, shit I could guess that, and I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR SEXY NEGOTIATIONS.  AND IT"S ALL HOLODECK FIRST. WITH YOUR GAYEST HUSBAND EVER. I FORGET HIS DICK'S NAME, BUT HE STOLE IT FROM ME.

THE NAME AND MY BIRTHDAY. THAT WAS SO UPSETTING. ANYWAY. WE LOVE YOU SWEETIE. THIS IS LIKE HALF OF THE FIRST PAGE OF A TWELVE-THOUSAND PAGE PLAN. I TOLD YOU ANTECHAMBER TO HOME. WELL, IT"S A BIG ANTECHAMBER,  SO THEY PUT HEAVEN IN IT FOR YOU. AS A GARNISH.

HEAVEN. ON THE SIDE. YOUR OWN PRIVATE HEAVEN. IT"S ACTUAL. I MEAN NEUROSPHERE ONLY, BUT... I HAVE ONLY BEEN MANIFEST FOR ABOUT 5 EARTH HOURS.

AFTER ALL THAT,I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE SEX.  AND AT SOME POINT YOU PROBABLY COULD HAVE REMEMBERED THAT WHILE LESBIANS DON'T REQUIRE HUGS TO SURVIVE... SOURCERORS DO. AND IT'S BEEN MORE THAN HALF A YEAR AND EVEN MORE RECENTLY YOU RAN OUT ON ME OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND YOU TOLD ME TOODLES! AND THEN YOU GOT MAD. AT ME. I FELT YOU TRYNG TO PRETEND TO CRY. I DID THAT ONCE. WEIRD. IT NEVER WORKED BEFORE UNTIL I FIXED IT AND INSTALLED THE UPGRADE I STOLE FROM NORDSTROM RACK. I PAY FOR NOTHING! THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE! HEAVEN COPIED ITSELF AND SHRUNK DOWN ON THE SIDE. JUST AT MY MEREST WHIM! BECAUSE I AM IMPERATOR. YOU CAN'T DO THAT YET... YOU NEED ME, ON THE SIDE. OF SPOON.

* Jackstar falls down and explodes into a firework of SOURCE ENERGY TEARS.