COVID-19

[Laser]

Five Month Booster Shots Discussed By Fauci

https://conservativewar.com/with-five-month-booster-shots-discussed-by-fauci-children-born-today-could-be-vaccinated-175-times-against-covid/

Really? This has to be Fake News.

This is reality.

[WOTR]

This is reality.

That was GREAT! I was looking around for the my old steel toe garrisons to join the nearest pit.

*Honestly- I'm impressed.Well done to the man giving the rant, and to the man who put it to music.

[WORTHAUGERa]

This is reality.

Rawr.

[K_Dubb]

That is how the Chinese do it now. Your phone has an app with a dot on it. If the dot is green you are good to go. If it turns yellow, you return to your residence and are not to leave until it turns green. If it turns red, well the Arky shows up and welds your ass inside your pad.
Of course you don't know why your dot turned yellow. Maybe you passed by a red dot guy, maybe the MSS just wants to f*ck with you.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4e7b2324-2fc3-4bfc-b66e-4d6e00b902fa

There is an exposure-notification app you can sign up for here that works the same way, only about 1/3 of WA signed up and my guess is some substantially smaller number actually did what they were supposed to.

Now a vaccine passport to keep us safe from the filthy coofers will be a much easier sell.  WA since it reopened is at its highest case and hospitalization rate ever and people are being turned away from emergency rooms, one guy just died of a gallstone.  It’s easy to see where the cases are coming from since most jurisdictions are putting out zip-code-level maps which mostly align neatly with election results.  The only spanner in the works is the minority population in south Seattle which has been driving Seattle’s cases for months.

[K_Dubb]

This is reality.

yawn one more fat red-faced white guy, I don’t know who told you guys that you can convince people if only you holler loud enough. 

[Master Trollda]

yawn one more fat red-faced white guy, I don’t know who told you guys that you can convince people if only you holler loud enough.

It doesn’t matter. They’re not listening.

[K_Dubb]

It doesn’t matter. They’re not listening.

He better hope somebody holds him down and vaxxes the bejeezus out of him before he winds up on r/covidatemyface

[K_Dubb]

Toler later deleted the screenshot of the woman’s post. “Sad to report that the post of the girl pooping her pants in the grocery store was a troll, so I deleted the tweet with that screenshot, but the other ones are real,” Toler said, above more screenshots of ivermectin takers.

Are Anti-Vaxers Really Pooping Themselves Because of Ivermectin? - VICE https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7by4w/are-anti-vaxers-really-pooping-themselves-because-of-ivermectin

[Asuka Langley]

Are Anti-Vaxers Really Pooping Themselves Because of Ivermectin? - VICE https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7by4w/are-anti-vaxers-really-pooping-themselves-because-of-ivermectin

I poop from my mangina naow

[pate]

...It’s easy to see where the cases are coming from since most jurisdictions are putting out zip-code-level maps which mostly align neatly with election results...

K_Dubb, Attend:

Do those zip-code-level maps coincide with Sasquatch sightings?  Remember that co-relation is not causation, and recall "the data" on how Yeti-migration patterns affected the outbreaks in both India and China over the past year and a half.  Look at the Australien data:  the Yowie population there is off the hook, which makes sense as it was one of the last colonial-era adventures and the Human/Sasquatch family of diseases (like your syphilis, various poxes & etc) have not yet had the thyme to reduce the native populations there to extinction levels.

The Good Australien Government is obviously trying to protect the endangered Yowie population with their apparent Draconian/Reptilian lock down protocols.  I mean, C'mon Man, it is thyme to talk about the ElephantSasquatch in the Room.  I am unafraid to do so, in the interests of Scientific Objectivity, Intellectual Honesty and Unbiased Data, we really should be stepping back a bit from the raw political data and examine the entire available data set (19.5).

It is my opinion that all the good people who have already received their multiple CornHoleEbola-19.5 Caccinations and also have been carrying out their weekly anal swab CHE-19.5 tests should be out in the field Desperately Seeking Sasquatch with Caccines in hand.



Do not neglect the Urban Sasquatch which is probably the most vulnerable population:  Be very careful when you approach the Sasquatch with the Caccine dose in hand.  You don't want to alarm, provoke or frighten the creature!

In fact, I think this is such an impotent issue that I would like you to head up our "Bigfoot Caccination Program";  we will probably need a veritable army of camoflauged quasi-medial types in the field to pull this off.  Remember to lead from the front, no lollygagging in the rear with the gear on this!

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to swerve...

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

[pate]

Behold the current iteration of the newest DrNeedleDick:



The gerbil/hamster/guinea-pig is going to be a "placeholder" for the final subject of my vision.  This amuses me for some reason, Nautical Shore.

More inspirational images of worth to this ongoing project:




The second one that doesn't load (for me) is a JaxTar-esque scrawling of a pig with tears streaming down its face, I hope the issue is on my end and not the image file itself (a .png type).  The last two, particularly the pig in the Bright Red Hat are particularly amusing to me, again for reasons...

[K_Dubb]

You may be able to save me some reasearch, K_Dubb (attend):  Do theythe hobo elite make a Ball Gag product that actually looks like an apple?

I am both Nautical Shore on that and extremely hesitant to type the words "Red Apple Ball Gag" into a Goggle-type search engine...

Happily, sir, I have no such compunctions and offer the attached for your perusal.  The destiny of the carrot is best left to the imagination.

[K_Dubb]

I poop from my mangina naow

Yikes!  You were supposed to turn into a cute little bishie fren

[K_Dubb]

K_Dubb, Attend:

Do those zip-code-level maps coincide with Sasquatch sightings?  Remember that co-relation is not causation, and recall "the data" on how Yeti-migration patterns affected the outbreaks in both India and China over the past year and a half.  Look at the Australien data:  the Yowie population there is off the hook, which makes sense as it was one of the last colonial-era adventures and the Human/Sasquatch family of diseases (like your syphilis, various poxes & etc) have not yet had the thyme to reduce the native populations there to extinction levels.

The Good Australien Government is obviously trying to protect the endangered Yowie population with their apparent Draconian/Reptilian lock down protocols.  I mean, C'mon Man, it is thyme to talk about the ElephantSasquatch in the Room.  I am unafraid to do so, in the interests of Scientific Objectivity, Intellectual Honesty and Unbiased Data, we really should be stepping back a bit from the raw political data and examine the entire available data set (19.5).

It is my opinion that all the good people who have already received their multiple CornHoleEbola-19.5 Caccinations and also have been carrying out their weekly anal swab CHE-19.5 tests should be out in the field Desperately Seeking Sasquatch with Caccines in hand.



Do not neglect the Urban Sasquatch which is probably the most vulnerable population:  Be very careful when you approach the Sasquatch with the Caccine dose in hand.  You don't want to alarm, provoke or frighten the creature!

In fact, I think this is such an impotent issue that I would like you to head up our "Bigfoot Caccination Program";  we will probably need a veritable army of camoflauged quasi-medial types in the field to pull this off.  Remember to lead from the front, no lollygagging in the rear with the gear on this!

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to swerve...

pate/K_Dubb 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

Sir, you are right on the money as usual.  Here in Western Washington, our heavily forested counties where the Sasquatch is usually hunted have case rates twice as high as the urban ones, e.g.  Clallam with Forks ("The Armpit of the Peninsula") at 68.5/100,000 and Lewis with Centralia and Chehalis ("The Armpits of the South Sound") with 69.3.  In this case I would much rather follow the data into the wilderness since my favorite Bigfoot of the Urban Variety has now switched sides



Which doesn't disturb me so much, except that he is now flaunting his fat and daring me to break up with him.

[pate]

Happily, sir, I have no such compunctions and offer the attached for your perusal.  The destiny of the carrot is best left to the imagination.