Good old Dr. Ding-Dong...
You used to have edge. What happened to you? It's the low—T, isn't it? You know, there's treatments for that.
In the meantime... I just, can't, like even believe... is this like, the ‘A’-game from the ‘A’—team, or
what? Thanks for the Consumer Reports-style review of all the vaccines too. This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism and Important Questions being asked that Bellgap is famous for. Oh... damn it, I forgot:
Somehow, you've all become famous for something else while I wasn't paying attention. Life moves pretty fast, sometimes that shit can happen.