COVID-19

[Laser]

Maybe he'll call you in the morning after 12 hours and say that you just fell asleep, but will have meant to have said that he fell asleep, and then when questioned on this seemingly inconsequential grammatical error, he'll flip out and start throwing bottles and knives at you. Maybe?

It's already too late. Care for a Pepsi? How about a Fresca?

You could send him one of your birthday boy snaps. He is a Libra.

Live like you were dying xo.

Bring me back a Stubby while you're at it. Keep the dust bunnies to yourself.

[pate]

Well, there is is. I am officially unemployed at the end of this month unless I take the vax or they decide that I am sufficiently religious. Given the fact that I will not be taking it, I can only hope they accept the validity of my religion. Funny to think that I cannot even ask a person's age while conducting a job interview- never mind their religion and details of their beliefs, I find this to be an amazing thing.

I suppose that pointing them to this forum and allowing them to judge my posts would guarantee that they might believe that I am closer to a satanist than a christian... Still- I will file a request for exemption and see where it goes.

*I suppose if they refuse it, I will be looking for employment. Anybody looking for a good, slightly belligerent and opinionated bastard of an employee?

I recommend you look into converting to Branch Covidianism which depending on who you talk to is either solidly pro-vax (St. Fauci Branch Covidians) or solidly anti-vax (Reformed Latter Day Branch Covidians).  Heck, I am thinking of opening a chapter of my own that seeks to unify the the flock under one Glorious Revival Tent, I just need to come up with a good name for it...

"The Unified Church of pate;  Root, Trunk and Branch Covidians"?

Could use some polish on that, it doesn't make a neat acornonym:  "TUCop,RTaBC"   Two Cops and a Rutabaga?  I dunno about that, we will have to focu-group the name I guess.

Also we will need to work on the theology behind whatever that ends up being, but one of the main tenets should be that you do pretty much what you want to and that it is a mortal sin to allow yourself to be coerced into anything because God prizes your Free Will above everything else, Amen.

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to swerve.

pate/K_Dubb? 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

[pate]

I don't know if anybody has his contact info...

I understand that he is part of the "BellGab" group on FakeBook?  If that is still a thing.

Realize, that if he is dead from either a breakthrough CornHoleEbola-19.5 infection or caccine side effects that he will be quite unresponsive.

Still worth a try, maybe he just ate some of the "brown acid" or gathered some wild mushrooms and is somewhat lost in the whirled?



Nautical Shore.

[WOTR]

I recommend you look into converting to Branch Covidianism which depending on who you talk to is either solidly pro-vax (St. Fauci Branch Covidians) or solidly anti-vax (Reformed Latter Day Branch Covidians).  Heck, I am thinking of opening a chapter of my own that seeks to unify the the flock under one Glorious Revival Tent, I just need to come up with a good name for it...

"The Unified Church of pate;  Root, Trunk and Branch Covidians"?

Could use some polish on that, it doesn't make a neat acornonym:  "TUCop,RTaBC"   Two Cops and a Rutabaga?  I dunno about that, we will have to focu-group the name I guess.

Also we will need to work on the theology behind whatever that ends up being, but one of the main tenets should be that you do pretty much what you want to and that it is a mortal sin to allow yourself to be coerced into anything because God prizes your Free Will above everything else, Amen.

Thank you in Advance!  It is an honor to swerve.

pate/K_Dubb? 2024
"WHO shat in the interregnum?" & "WHO farted in the elevator?"

I would volunteer to lead the service- but Covid, itself rejected me only a month ago. Try though I might be become member of the Covidians, it was not to be. on the other hand, I have heard of Anglican priests who no longer believe in God. Perhaps being rejected by glorious Covid may not be the death knell of my priesthood in the TUCop,RTaBC?

[WOTR]

I have been giving it some thought- and there is something that I want to ask our HR department before they review my case...

I consider myself "Christian." But as a Christian I never dared to judge the religion of anybody else. I never dared to say who is or is not worthy of heaven (hell, I have enough of a difficult time worrying about my own failings and shortcomings to even glance at anybody else.) I feel unqualified to say if a murderer is "christian" and will leave that to the individual and Christ- I have no part in- and want no part in his judgment or the granting of clemency.

So, if the HR lady is Christian- by what authority would she dare to judge my religious beliefs as sincere and worthy or insincere? I cannot think of a time since the inquisition that a holy confessor would dare to judge another Christian and where they were given the power to allow them life (and employment) if the individual says the correct things or banish them to the shame of unemployment and hardship. There are so many biblical verses against such behaviour that I cannot imagine how one might presume to remove the mote in my eye and judge my beliefs while professing to be Christian.

On the other hand, if they are atheist, that is just as interesting. The idea that such a person believes in "nothing" is completely untrue. If they believe that "we all choose our destiny" or we all have complete free will without consequence it will colour their decision and their harshness. Values an morals are arranged in a hierarchy- they have to be. And those morals and values come from deeply held beliefs regardless if they are founded in religion or are from some other source. I am to have my beliefs evaluated and judged by the standards of somebody who rejects the top block in my hierarchy- which is religion? (At least biblically, it ought to be.)

We are to be judged by a jury of our peers (who as outlined above ought to refuse the task.) In this case we are to have our religion judged by an individual who likely holds none of the same views or doctrines on a subject they are using as a guide to their decisions?

How did we get to this place where the beliefs, biases and life experience of one  individual combine to judge their peers handing out forgiveness or administering the ultimate penalty of unemployment?

Welcome to your dystopia.

[Worthauger]

I consider myself "Christian." But as a Christian I never dared to judge

DISQUALIFIED.

[Asuka Langley]

https://www.twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1445467312568483848

[Starr Mountain]

[Starr Mountain]

[Worthauger]

You could send him one of your birthday boy snaps.

Grapefruit would never stand for that... and neither could I.

He is a Libra.

Trash.

[Laser]

https://www.twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1445467312568483848

Australia Becomes World’s Largest Open Air Prison!

http://stateofthenation.co/?p=80309

Pitiful

[Asuka Langley]

This should not come as a shock to the people who have been paying attention.

[Laser]

HOLD-UP Documentary (Eng. subs)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/NDC4d6KOsixI/

Hold-Up is a 2020 conspirational French documentary which was funded and shared online, and whose red thread is the denunciation of a Big Pharma conspiracy amidst the CoViD-19 pandemic. It went viral online and has been vastly discussed in various media, and most of all Twitter, in a highly controversial fashion, with many people praising the movie and many others heavily criticizing it.

Hold-Up is believed to have beneficed from a strong Streisand effect after its ban from Vimeo and its criticism by various mainstream television shows, convincing long-time conspiracy theorists that media at large was leagued against it because of lobbying. This led to a viral spread of this video online, to the point where the hashtag #holdup was at the top of trending in Francophone Twitter. In the 10 days following their release, the first Odysee upload reached 43000 views and two of the Youtube uploads reached more than a million of views each. Many blogs and Youtubers have taken upon themselves to either promote or debunk the movie, with many videos on Youtube from either or the sides reaching hundreds of thousands of views, and upvote/downvote ratios that give away the amount of controversy.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/hold-up-2020-film

[Colonel Pate Manly]

...I cannot think of a time since the inquisition...

-Pate Manly

[Asuka Langley]

HOLD-UP Documentary (Eng. subs)

https://www.bitchute.com/video/NDC4d6KOsixI/

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/hold-up-2020-film

OY VEY!





https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1446089585788866561