COVID-19

[Walks_At_Night]

My exemption was approved today. It sounds like they want me to get a weekly test that I will show the manager and then toss it. I can almost deal with that.

I would say to start with #2, but be prepared to answer the question of what religion you are and why you hold your beliefs. I may PM you a few ideas that I had included in my letter if you would like. (I don't know how religious you are... Maybe you already have some verses and ideas picked out for the occasion?) I don't want to be presumptuous (or I can post there here. But I this board does not necessarily seem like a place that would love bible quotes and harder core religion talk.) Some if it would be universal, and I do believe. Some of it was more personal that I might skip here...

If that does not work, then you are stuck moving onto #3 or getting the vax. Grovelling will only let them feel that they have won and they will believe you will get vaxxed and won't approve your request.

Congrats - hopefully it is the spit test and not the cranial prober.  I would appreciate any advice so DM if you have the time and inkling.

[Master Trollda]

[Jackstar]

My exemption was approved today.

"jingles keyring nonchalantly*

[WOTR]

"jingles keyring nonchalantly*

Thanks Jack. If you can open WAN's cell next it would be appreciated.

[Jackstar]

It’ll look suspicious if he doesn't turn to smoke and go drifting through the bars like always. Gentle, technical pass.

[WOTR]

Congrats - hopefully it is the spit test and not the cranial prober.  I would appreciate any advice so DM if you have the time and inkling.

It's been sent in 3 parts. I found it easier to write than I likely would have to discuss it. But after writing it, I have actually found my discussions to have become easier as I have considered my beliefs and have some ideas of where they come from.

Seriously, good luck. I don't know if it is a genuine religious exemption or a "I don't like the vax" exemption. I consider either to trump the authoritarian tyrannical bullshit that they are forcing. I would plan on talking for a half hour. Your corporate confessor likely have only scheduled 5 minutes. Can you imagine if they were to deny you an exemption while cutting your reasons short for want of time? I predict that 5 minutes in (or 10, when they are well into their next scheduled appointment), they will just submit and grant your exemption. Channel your inner WOTR (or possibly even Jackstar.) 

[WOTR]

What?! You mean you don’t like being bullied by billionaires through your government like all these other faggot sheep?! Tsk, tsk...I think we got a troublemaker here.

I'm sorry. I promise to stop questioning the supreme benevolence of Bill and Bezos. *

*Has Amazon started a vax subscription service yet? Can you imagine how handy it would be to get your monthly booster when your packages are delivered? I have a great business model for them.

[Jackstar]

It's been sent in 3 parts.

No index with footnotes and alphabetized references to source? Weak tea.

Channel your inner WOTR (or possibly even Jackstar.) 

I don't save pleb souls. Consider yourself excommunicated—effective immediately. Go with God.

[Walks_At_Night]

It's been sent in 3 parts. I found it easier to write than I likely would have to discuss it. But after writing it, I have actually found my discussions to have become easier as I have considered my beliefs and have some ideas of where they come from.

Seriously, good luck. I don't know if it is a genuine religious exemption or a "I don't like the vax" exemption. I consider either to trump the authoritarian tyrannical bullshit that they are forcing. I would plan on talking for a half hour. Your corporate confessor likely have only scheduled 5 minutes. Can you imagine if they were to deny you an exemption while cutting your reasons short for want of time? I predict that 5 minutes in (or 10, when they are well into their next scheduled appointment), they will just submit and grant your exemption. Channel your inner WOTR (or possibly even Jackstar.) 

I'll channel yourself, Jack, Doc and everone else! Thanks again.

[Laser]

Fauci Hopes His Experiments On Puppies Will Distract Everyone From Experiments He Performed On Humanity For Past 18 Months

https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-hopes-his-experiments-on-puppies-will-distract-everyone-from-experiments-he-performed-on-humanity-for-past-18-months/

[WOTR]

I'll channel yourself, Jack, Doc and everone else! Thanks again.

I don't save pleb souls. Consider yourself excommunicated—effective immediately. Go with God.

Look. I selflessly gave up my discipleship to make room for you. I would suggest that you take this opportunity to convert to Jackstarism before your meeting with the HR lady. It is your best hope. "his yoke is of average difficulty, and his burden of standard weight." 

Also, your new religious leader would likely write an exemption letter for you to present to your company filled with four letter words and deserved vitriol.

[Jackstar]

convert to Jackstarism

Note that I prefer to refer to The Faith as “Jackstarlingestablishmentaldomintarianism.” Yes, this means its disciples are called Ding-A-Lings. Deal with it, sub-creatures.

I know all of all y‘all know, all y’all want this to be totes real. I can feel it in my bones, the way y’all feel it when y’all pee. Send no money now.

Simply submit. I'll have Ground Crew take care of the rest in the morning, I just got home; I got to get my drink on, and my smoke on, maybe I will do a little gambling—we'll see. I'm already listening to Cusco and have been accused of being a gay homosexual. Twice. Just today. (There's nothing wrong with being gay; but a case can be made for it to be a sin to be a blazing, lying faggot.) At this rate I will have my yearly allotment all crossed off before Thanksgiving. So mote it be.

Also, your new religious leader would likely write an exemption letter for you to present to your company filled with four letter words and deserved vitriol.

This costs extra. In panties.

[Laser]

Cartoon rejected. Cartoonist fired.



https://reclaimthenet.org/australian-cartoonist-fired-for-vaccine-mandate-cartoon/

[Laser]

Simply submit. I'll have Ground Crew take care of the rest in the morning, I just got home; I got to get my drink on, and my smoke on, maybe I will do a little gambling—we'll see. I'm already listening to Cusco and have been accused of being a gay homosexual. Twice. Just today. (There's nothing wrong with being gay; but a case can be made for it to be a sin to be a blazing, lying faggot.) At this rate I will have my yearly allotment all crossed off before Thanksgiving. So mote it be.

As opposed to a quasi-homosexual, a non-binary homosexual or a sad homosexual?

We really need some good K-Dubbery here to set the semantics straight.

[Jackstar]

Subject line from email:

Thursday Live: FDA Tells Public to Brace For More Vax Side Effects Including Heart Attacks in Children

Wow, needles really are dangerous—in the wrong hands.