An Olde Scotsman once wrote a tome that still holds water today.
A man had been duly convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. Just before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had any last words. “Yes” came his reply, “I hate (Blanks)!” “Why do you hate (Blanks)?” asked the hangman. “The man I killed was a (Blank),” explained the murderer, “the Sheriff who hunted me down was a (Blank), the Prosecutor who tried my case was a (Blank), the Judge who presided at the trial was a (Blank), and all of the men on the jury who found me guilty and said I should be hanged were (Blanks)!” “Is that all?” asked the hangman. “Yes” replied the duly convicted murderer. “Then you will advance one step with your (CLASSIFIED) (body_part:non-cloven).”
