To Those Whom It Does Concern:
Send someone over here with some goddam food in the next twenty minutes or I glass the hilltop. Not kidding. FOOD, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD, AND IF I GET ANY MORE BULLSHIT FROM “Shane Wainμkins” I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO ABOUT SOME LOCUST BEAN HIM. GUM. WHATEVER.
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