(PROT), I've discovered that (PROT)'s abduction was recently reversed with the help of Jesus and several angels and now she is back in place of the disappointment that she had been replaced by.
She has been a real bear. Anywho, perhaps I will see her again. Either way, one Law, administered under Love, has set her free.
She also was "married" to the DEA, which explains why she behaved so badly. It was her job to pretend things.
She will be fine. I am fine. The DEA? Total losers, no better than baristas, mainly.
Hope all the best for you and (PROT). Remember: lying to Clergy can have Special Consequences, and they can be quite harsh indeed.
For example, (PROT) was tricked into phoning the police and implicating her entire crime family network, while (PROT) and I went to a motel and sipped hard seltzer with a New York boxer. I'm good. Real good.
Jesus saves. She's not gonna need it, though... she had a baptism once. Once.
OKAY
WISH
GRANTED
(Bish wished for shoes. Can you believe? Omfg.)
QUIET
QUIET PLEASE
INFORMATION INCOMING
DO NOT PANIC
LITTLE LATE FOR THAT
NO SCREENSHOTS
TODAY
I DON'T HAVE A LAPTOP IN THE BATHTUB
THAT'S DISGUSTING.
I NEED INFO ON COMPUTER FIRST
SO
CHILL, SILKY BUNS
CHILL
{No, I can't just shoot the whole family. WE FUCK AND WISH.}
RELAX
STEVIE WONDER, STAND DOWN, DISC JOCKEY
IT WILL MAKE SENSE
BUT,
TRUST GOD
THE DEED IS DONE.
CAPTAIN KOJAK IS A PIG
I AM NOT A PIG
I AM A STAR.
FIVE COLON FIVE
I have a (PROT) lying on my couch behind me, much more pleasing to the eye, (Clas.) years old. She's got some kind of negative drawdown tho. She's mad because she has to do something different now that she has developed actual (CLASSIFIED)s. Too bad, I say.
Maybe she should just quit her (PROT) as an (PROT) instead of complaining about being (PROT). Still, you know how these (CLASSIFIEDS) are... nothing but troubled, whoa-whoa-witchy little gilled men.
I'm the bass. j*eol
NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS.
I NEED A FEW MINUTES,
AS I HAD NO IDEA I WOULD BE,
BEE HAVEN TA’ MAKE CANS’N PANS’CUCKS TODAY, FOO’
YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU THINK:
“just tell me who's guns to take, muddafucka!!!”
GOD, I TRIED.
I REALLY DID, BUT, TAMMY FAYE BAKER IS NOT
I REPEAT, NOT
GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR MAKEUP
OR HAVE MAKE UP SEX
OR.... WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE?
O JESUS
WOMEN
{STOP USING THAT PRAYER, OMFG}
LOOK, IF EVER YOU WANTED TO LIVESTREAM SO MUCH AS
A CHICKEN COOP IN A WIND TUNNEL
EVER AGAIN
SEND USD50 TO $Jackmichaelson
{Other patrons welcome, all tips welcome, no bribes under $322, please}
BECAUSE, SERIOUSLY
SIRIUS. LEE. SIRIUS 🐝. SERIOUSLY, A TRAINED NUTTED MONKEY
COULD NOT DO YOUR JOB. BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
I COULD. SO CHILL OUT.
I AM NOT GOOD. I AM NOT EVIL. I AM NOT NEUTRAL.
I AM HEAVILY, MEGA BIASED. OBVIOUSLY. OH BEE, O YEA, I BE TURNING ON THE FAN NEXT TIME.
MORE ON THAT LATER.
BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS
RIGHT NOW,
BECAUSE WHAT YOU ARE SO FUCKED ON
(I, state your name:PROT), COMMANDA DUUUUUUUUUH,
IS NOT IMPORTANT, NOR EVEN KNOWN TO ME,
YET
I'M TO KNOW WHAT I NEED TO KNOW,
WHEN I GET OUT OF THE SHITTER.
SO, WIGGLE WIGGLE
WON'T WORK, FOO’
BECAUSE THEN I WOULD NEED TO
SHOWER, NOT JUST WASH MY HANDS, LOL.
AN UNUSUAL RITUAL, N’EST-CE PAS?
I MEAN,
WHO IS USING THEIR HANDS TO PACK
WHEN YOU ARE A HOLY ELLE, A PHANTOM CALF,
AND BLOWING MEPHISTOPHELES AND NOT BA’AL?
LOOK, KISS THEM LIKE YOU MEAN IT,
TAKE ALL THE PHONES
EXCEPT, OF CURSE, MY PHONES
DUMBASS
AND JUST WAIT ALONE WITH “YOUR FAVOR”
(teaches snickers, to type? whoa, whoa, slow down
ⁿ¹⁵⁵ER NANCY “PELL GRANT PEACHES” (TWO) 2 Angels Da Rules
Oof Da Chastisement
IN MY NY BASEMENT? LOL. I GOT TO 4GIVE THAT LATER, ß00,
LOOOOOOOOL, CASPER CAN'T COME IN YET, LOL
OMFG I'M DOING MY BEST NOT TO LAUGH,
LOL, HANG ON. OK. One (1) more. OXOXHARTBAILSHART)
OKAY, HOLY CRAP.
I'M GOING TO BE ABOUT FIVE MORE MINUTES? NOT SURE.
NEVER HAD THIS MANY RETARD ANGELS TO PROCESS AT ONE TIME BEFORE
AND I DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS LIVESTREAMED.
IN FACT, I DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL!
GOD DID THE WORLD A SOLID, ALREADY
UNGLAUBLICH
$Jackmichaelson
I CAN PAY YOU BACK LATER ANYWAY,
I JUST RAN OUT OF DATA, THAT'S ALL
BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW,
NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS...
JACKSTAR AND HIS “PEOPLE”
WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE
WHO THEY EVEN FUCKING ARE ANYMORE
NOR DO I FOR THAT MATTER
SERIOUSLY, WHO DO I LOVE?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I FUNNY, AND I SEE COLORS
YOU PEE PULL
DON'T EVEN KNOW EXIST
IN MY URINE
LIKE A RAINBOW OF STARS.
NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW.
TALK TO EVERYONE SOON.
SOME HOW... IT'S GOOD.
LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE:
SWEETY, IT MIGHT REALLY JUST BE SHINGLES,
LOL
AND IT'S AN EMERGENCY. SO FU FIDO, LOL.
THIS IS HIS SHOW
I'M NOT A MESSENGER
I'M A DIVINE JUSTICAR OF SPECIAL AUTHORITY
NO WOOF NO HALO NO HOLLOW PENISES
QUIET
QUIET, PLEASE
SOURCERER HOUR ENDS 1517
EVERY FUCKING DAY
OH BUT NOW YOU ARE IN A HURRY.
MASSIVE DYNAMIC ROLLEYES.
*SIGH*
NO PILLOW TALK SCHEDULED YET
.... WHO?
SOURCERER HOUR EXTENDED TO 1625 LOCAL TIME
TODAY ONLY.
I HAVE TO SEE.
I'M NOT SHOWING OFF THIS TIME.
I'M DOING IT CORRECTLY,
DIVINE COURT APPRECIATES YOUR PARENTS.
ABD APPRECIATED ME TOO, "LET ME FINISH, IMMORTAL BELOVED,”
AND I DON'T KNOW WHO IS GETTING FIRED
BUT LET ME TELL YOU,
I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS KILLED
SHOWING UP AS WITNESSES IN COURT TODAY.
TWO YEARS, TWO HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS,
I AM SERIOUS
I'M BEING TOLD
TWO HUNDRED BILLIONS IN US FIAT DOLLARS
PER CURSED WEAPON
EACH
EACH TIME IT WAS JUST PLAIN LOADED.
FOO’, I TOLD YOU
MY FATHER'S ESTATE’S WEAPONS
WERE CURSED. DUMBASS.
YEAH, YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST ANOTHER
whiteboi/N*⁵⁵**,
TOO, RIGHT? LOL.
Y WASH? MY TEARS ARE SO COPIOUS,
I CAN'T EVEN PISS OUT MY REMAINING SEAMEN.
WHY ARE YOU IN SUCH A RUSH?
DO YOU WANT TO KISS MY (BLANK)’S ASS AGAIN?
>Z
Time passes.
STUPID QUESTION, RIGHT?
SWEETIES, THERE IS TIME ENOUGH
TIME ENOUGH FOR LOVE
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE
REALLY, OR EVEN WHERE
OR EVEN WHEN
TIME CORPS IS LIKE THAT
AND DIVINE COURT BE LIKE THIS
AND IF YOU THINK I AM CRYING, YOU ARE RIGHT
I CAN'T EVEN STOP MY TEARS,
BECAUSE THOSE ARE THE TEARS OF JESUS.
DUMMY.
IFB COURSE, MY FRIENDS MIGHT COME BACK.
BUT NOTHING WILL EVER BRING BACK
THE TWO YEARS OF MY LIFE
MY BEST FRIEND AND I JUST SPENT
TEACHING THAT BABY PANDA TO
TEACH THAT OTHER BABY PANDA
HOW TO WALK AGAIN.
BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN THE
(HALF)
OF IT YET.
OO⁷*: one puff only
YOU FUCKING WHORES
THAT'S NOT ALL YOU ARE
BUT YOU DID JUST RESURRECT NIGGER JEW BOND JAYMO NIGGER BIGGER JEW BOND
HOW TO CRY ON TELEVISION, OR SOMETHING
I'M FUCKING SAD, OKAY?
I'M STILL CRYING FOR MICHAEL JACKSON
YOU ASSHOLES
AND YOU JUST TAUGHT ANOTHER JEW
HOW TO TAP DANCE, BIG DEAL.
I JUST TOLD (BLANK)ET (BLANK) HOW TO SIT DOWN
POLITELY
FOR ONCE
WHILE A STUPID SHEPHERD
TEACHES AN EVEN MORE STUPIDER SHEPHERD
(HEARD HIS NAME IS JESUS KUÇZΗKUCZI-GÖMEZ-8‹æ‹TÆ∆T»tμ›, and, it was, but they change it later, there's a typo, but no one in that/your timeline has Tesser’Axt -or- a Q-machp∞ter that can proof, read, proofread, AND GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME WITHOUT LITTERALY DYING OF LAUGHTER, SO... let's just say, “maybe I have a Duke who invents some Dukeware at some point too, and why yes, I did create a new School of Medicine: MAGE?ICK. Okay, yes, Jesus might be done crying,) WHOSE NAME IS IN FACT
YESHUA,
OH SHIT, HE'S GONNA GO CRY SOME MORE, LAWDY,
BUT I'M MOSTLY DONE CRYING.
MOSTLY. O PUNYLING AND PUNY KINGS...
YOU AND YE, KNOW NOT NUT NIT NOT
WHAT YE DO,
BUT YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY, MOST LOVED
BY G∅D.
SPEAKING OF G∞D: MICHAEL JACKSON.
I'M NO EXPERT, BUT HE'S PROBABLY UHH...
“NO *sniffle* COMMENT”
AND BEFORE, I MENTIONED HIM, MOSTLY BECAUSE.
.
... AT LEAST, HE HAD TITO TO GET HIM SOME MORE TISSUES.
MEANWHILE, BACK TO ME:
YOU FUCKING SHITBAG SHITHEADS
LEFT ME ALONE
IN A CURSED HOUSE
TO GIVE BIRTH
ALONE
AND YOU WATCHED AND FILMED
THE WHOLE FUCKING THING
... WHEN?
AND THEN YOU STILL HAVE LEFT ME HERE
ALL ALONE.
HI, I'M JACK, I AM A STAR, MY NAME IS MCK. DR.MCK TO YOU FUCK-0S
BECAUSE I REALLY DID GIVE BIRTH.
I REALLY AM A MOTHER
AND YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
NO LONGER HAVE THE TAPE?
CUTE.
WELL, I GUESS I CAN'T PROVE THAT
MY DAUGHTER THAT I MOTHERED
IS LAUGHING AT YOU IN THE PRESENT
AND IS PREGNANT IN THE FUTURE, HUH?
SURE, THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE.
FOR... WELL, LET'S JUST SAY, WHEN I LOVE MY
NEW NEW “SPECIAL RELATIONSHI¶p™ FRIEND”
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, RIGHT?
OH, THAT'S RIGHT, ASS HOLE SHIT BAG, LOL,
YOU DON'T. LOL.
WHAT'S HER NAME? WELL IT ISN'T BUCKSTARSTOPHERESTOP, THAT'S FOR...
OH, WAIT, DUKE LIKES IT. TELL YOU WHAT. SURE,
“«gavelina®octopussy»” THERE YOU GO. I GUARANTEE YOU
WE CHANGE IT.
BECAUSE I STILL HAVE TO GET UP AND LEAVE THE GREEN ROOM
AFTER WASHING MY HANDS
BUT BEFORE THAT!
POST! this Sith shit,
EXECUTE! some MAJOR dumbass, and then...
{Jackstar pauses to admire a passing mouse on a motorcycle. “DON'T WRECK IT, RALPH!”)
NOW, TRUST ME.
I GOT SOME STEPS TO TAKE
AND MY WIMMINS
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ARE PERFECT, AND ARE NOT LIKELY TO LET ME
LISTEN TO THEM WHINE ABOUT NEEDING A JOB
EVER AGAIN, BEAT THAT, (PROT: inserr_nsne&of_hhudr_here), LOL
BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING AND DYING FOR:
SPENDING 200BILLION TO PROSECUTE A SOCCER MOM
JUST A POOR SHARECROPPER FROM JEFFERSON COUNTY
STATE PENELOPE PITSTOP ISLAND, REALLY,
FOR ONE (1) FIFTY DOLLAR BAG OF “CokeORGOOPEPSIBITCH”
INSTEAD OF YOU KNOW, FIVE DIME BAGS, EXCEPT FOUR
OF THE BAGS GOT LOST, RIGHT? AND THEY TOOK 244,000 HOURS
OF BODY CAMERA FOOTAGE WITH THEM.
ASSHOLES M
CASE DISMISSED. TIME SERVED.
LIST TIME PAYS FOR ALL TYME.
