Are you a fan of Cowboy Troy?
I am now gorgeous. ???
Are you a fan of Cowboy Troy?
I am now gorgeous. ???
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Intimacy is an artificial construct created for punnylings to encroach themselves around a concept to feel necessary. I assumed this was obvious... Umm... Love and connection are designed and breathed into us as a part of our make-up. Acting otherwise is acting on behalf of the fucking CIA! Who's listening? I like snowglobes and cheesecake. Anybody? I have major trust issues.
"It was labor day weekend. I was 17. I bought some porn and some vaseline."
I love your country music choices and every song that you chose. Ha! I can tell you like country music too! You fucking rock, Asuka. ;)
Badass Bitch! :-*
"It was labor day weekend i was 17 i bought some porn and some vaseline"
https://youtu.be/XjGbPRleP7Y
When I was dating my Mexican wife, I asked her if this could be our song, and she called me a puto and laughed at me
(https://i.postimg.cc/L5ZQcsJ7/chola-shotgun.jpg)
No joke... I miss my love. My hands touching her and kissing her. How should I express myself? I know! FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY! I am...
The rest can suck a dick. Wait.....Does this make me gay? ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfZxnILzN4c
https://youtu.be/KbepMWHL3p4
https://youtu.be/l_Xq25RUCrw
https://youtu.be/dtdMonjidU8
https://youtu.be/pouty7MTuhc
https://youtu.be/GtmzJ97oLtk
Liv Kristine is LIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dW6aNAZGTM
https://youtu.be/0ptRu5S_UkE
https://youtu.be/PlLiJ4zeXBo
https://youtu.be/U0eS3zC3Jco
Jim Steinman is dead? Wow.
Not the best version of this song at all... But I think it is the first time I saw Jim Steinman actually doing "wasted youth" live. If the post was about meat, I would pick a different one- but what the hell. He is still alive.
Whoa, what a total bummer, man. :-\ Well, 73 ain't so young when you eat the way he did, I suppose. It really has me questioning my own longevity considering all the dope and alcohol I've consumed. :P
https://youtu.be/uRQ12qjiDBQ
I suppose that depends. Can you trace any of your family tree to include Keith Richards?
Cool tunes, Colonel Manly. Do you listen to this when you study botany or cook? Masturbate or sex? Please don't tell me this is your workout music.
https://youtu.be/wp49snF3KmE
I
Anyhow, I have a question for you: why do you want to know if he listens to music while he either masturbates or has sex? That seems rather odd, not that there is anything wrong with that.
For myself, I generally do not listen to music when I am pursuing any of those listed activities, the same may not hold true for Col Manly. I listen to music when I am listening to music to the exclusion of anything else.
Unless it is live music, but then I generally don't masturbate, study botany, cook or have sex at live shows either. That would be a bit weird, I think, not that there is anything wrong with that either.
I am Nautical Shore if I have heard that one yet, it seems like a longer version of "Thyme becomes" by the same artist:Code: [Select]https://youtu.be/wp49snF3KmE
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Based on your most recent musical meanderings, I thought you might get a kick out of this:
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congratulations 🌈
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
How you like them apples?!
When I chase brig down...
How you like them apples?!
https://youtu.be/QvGoX1nFoLU
-COL Manly
https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
https://youtu.be/V1bFr2SWP1I
Do you like Alessandro Moreschi ?
(https://assets.iceland.co.uk/i/iceland/Mr_Brains_2pk_Faggots_39819.jpg?$pdpzoom$)
Yeah yeah yeah. ::)
Sorry, I couldn’t help myself. :P
https://youtu.be/bG5N3GC-m20
(https://c.tenor.com/sMb0FZgunqoAAAAC/boy-aint-right.gif)
So, I have no choice but to tell you to suck my dick, please!
https://youtu.be/0XrYoNbO-78
#SIMP
If you enjoyed that momentary lapse of reason, perhaps this one will ring your bell:
https://youtu.be/s5BJXwNeKsQ
Nautical Shore
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
...Is this your way of telling me to shit in one hand and wish in the other? . .
Ewe mite nJoy thus:
https://youtu.be/XG86LURwQDg
Pick one!
-Colonel Pate Manly
;D ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PSzFJMRrDQ
Jahaha! Love it, Starr! :)
Those little guys really can jam!
https://youtu.be/I6WXVqg48Qs;) ;D
I'm not going to lie, I was going to do a podcast that night, but I did this instead. I REGRET NOTHING
https://youtu.be/0XrYoNbO-78
If this is played at my funeral I'm not going.
I dedicate this here jingle to
my precious Rosebud, K.D. 🌹😘https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6_EAnFlv70 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6_EAnFlv70)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWDy4-i8o08 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWDy4-i8o08)
Either find the line or cross it. Regardless, I'll be here once that decision is made.
#Not Scared
The need to be right about everything strips you of your humanity and integrity. ;)
https://youtu.be/Fe2dzgdrfC0
connect with rebellious Uranus.
https://youtu.be/RI-b8YM3z20
I'm not going to lie: I'm f****** dyin’ over here
Virgo
There is an ability to address and seamlessly confront deep-seated power dynamics in your relationships, love affairs, and creative endeavors as action planet Mars harmonizes with Pluto, the planet of the unseen. This aspect brings a deep well of willpower, sexual magnetism, and strength you can harness. There may be some discomfort or growing pains as you confront things that have been dormant or have not received the attention and zest that they’ve needed to be flushed out. The new moon in your sign, Virgo, brings the necessary breath of fresh air to turn a new page. A radical new mindset is within reach. You’re up for something totally different as the sun and moon in Virgo connect with rebellious Uranus.
https://youtu.be/z7OgWPRZ1E8
REM statementhttps://youtu.be/5rOiW_xY-kcTEOTWAWKI, Message ends, http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=post;quote=11152;topic=126.210
IR, say again, IR: standby forCode: [Select]REM statementhttps://youtu.be/5rOiW_xY-kc
https://youtu.be/3UBKG7aqwZU
https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aYCode: [Select]TEOTWAWKI, Message ends, http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=post;quote=11152;topic=126.210
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Remember double-dipped white blotter? I do, those were the days.
Before Roe V. Wade’s ceremonial Baal offerings ramped up to the fevered pitch we all blindly ignore today.
I used to smother myself in marmalade before the masses as an offering and “perverse”, “perverted”, admittedly gratifying attempt at becoming a wolf, for the sake of sheep finding a lambs offered provision.
Hey, dude, bruh, brah, broskies’.
#Chillax
#The Narcissist Is Attending
You just wait, till you get a real taste of unadulterated, conceptualized critique that doesn't give a FuCk about StATuS.
#And Jesus wept
https://youtu.be/KBx1Q3DEyDY
Is that one on your list, IR?
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https://youtu.be/NtAf5IDhUfY
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https://youtu.be/o0RE230PlX4
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Creepy!...(https://i.postimg.cc/yY5jqcs5/tumblr-mh1eo5b-URp1rv1ckao1-500.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
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https://youtu.be/o0RE230PlX4
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I'd have a ménage à quatro with Baphomet, as long as the hawt brunette on the left will be there.
Do you mean "actual left" or "stage left"?
https://youtu.be/50QPVLYGTHw
Axing for a fiend.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
I think stage left is a redhead.
This is my area.
I like the way the driver shoots Kennedy.
I liked the way he slammed meth in The Oval Office and fucked Marilyn Monroe. He probably shouldn't have committed adultery, but let's face it: probably worth it. What can I tell you? I'm old school. #respect
https://youtu.be/7vtBcsk5QuQ
I like the way Nixon called the moon from a landline in 1969.
I like the way the aliens abducted me.
I like the way Heads will Fucking Roll!
#ME TOO
Those probably weren’t aliens.
Are you coming up or am I coming down?
https://youtu.be/AYVfpOl2ALk
They touched me in my NO NO place.
Naw, man. These fucks screwed me one too many times. I'm gonna stick around for the blood-bath.
What's that; your wallet?
Jewboy.
Here's the spotlight back, Jack. 🖕
… Que?
… Que?
Me dick in ur butt.
Do I even need to spell it out? Needle.
(https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/VjI3P3no8sBpBPIDKGgat4aYnjE/fit-in/2048xorig/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-/2019/04/17/815/n/1922283/5368fc18072cc5fe_4/i/When-Did-Jon-Give-Needle-Arya-Game-Thrones.jpg)
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Do I even need to spell it out? Needle.
Oh, For The Love of God!
Will you Jackstar groupie motherfuckers gett-off on your own “I lUV to suck Jackstar off” thread of your own making?!
This fashionably late thing is beginning to concern me, babe.
#Baby Come Back❤️🔥
https://youtu.be/vLtmmFjxSoc
Did you try dialing the missing baby hotline? ???
Jackstar’s double
Stab that dopeslave c*** in the f****** calf with a rusty stiletto
DO IT
DO IT NOW
DON'T TRY
THE F****** CALF AND THE F****** LAMB CHOP
?!
This fashionably late thing is beginning to concern me, babe.
… Milquetoast.
EIGHT FUCKING HOURS.
I can't believe it! He's really fucking gone!
Perhaps he went out for another pearl necklace. I heard Wall Drug is having a sale—it's probably not too far out of the way.
Still. I miss him some.
Crazy spazzed-out again. 🤷♂️
Don't be so hard on yourself. You're just misunderstood. Tell us all about it in the Comments section on my podcast! /thumb
I can't believe it! He's really fucking gone!
Jesus H Christ, Azzerae!
Your Psychotherapist told you to take the blue pill in the morning, not the fucking red one!
Why is it that you crazy fucks can't manage to divide your pills into those weekly plastic fucking containers like the rest of us normies!?
I mean, you can manage a podcast! You can make a fucking self-loathing scrapbook full of self-mutilation imagery, but far be it from you as to show just a little fucking diplomacy towards the only faggot we have in this tiny little shit-hole of the inter-web that we call home.
Thanks to you, my fellatio privileges have been suspended fucking permanently!
You owe my boyfriend a fucking apology!
I don't wanna hear any Goddamn bullshit rationalizations either! Be like Nike Motherfucker, and JUST DO IT!
HeSheThey explain it all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbirWAjGSk
I've played Super Rude Beer, but never this variation.
How bout we play a game of I Never, Laser.
I’ll go first. Okay, umm....?
I never sucked a dick!
(((Drink)))
I have never been to prison where the matter is de rigueur, as you must know.
Jail once after smuggling drugs back from Morocco, but that's another story.
(((Drink))) I don't do get caught that we'll.
And I know absolutely nothing about 7 birds, a safety deposit box, and going through a rehabilitation program to save me from my employer's urine analyses.
(((Drink)))
You still owe me a drink from the last round though, Laze.
Oh, my turn again?
I'm not pretentious.
.....
(((Drink)))
Crazy-ass fuckn staph infection. I had an acute phlegmon settle on my lower spine after letting a homeless, idiot-savant meth junkie stay with me for a while. He must have left some bodily fluids on something I touched. The hospital kept examining my arms like I was lying. Only to find out later that it lives on surfaces for quite some time.
That Morocco shit's crazy, Laze.
I have a vagina.
(((Drink)))
They had me set up for a stay in Canterbury Prison.
A well paid solicitor had me sailing free the next day.
🍺
I have never allowed a junkie anywhere near my domicile.
Alcoholics, however, have always seemed to be a problem.
I used to have a vagina, that is until I grew a set of balls.
Hahaha! I've had balls my whole life
A well paid solicitor had me sailing free the next day.
Hah! I don't think they've even dropped yet.
I kick your little faggot ass already,
#Your Nuru massages suck, bitch.
I'm not pretentious.
.....
(https://i.postimg.cc/rsywhgV3/K-dubb.png) (https://postimg.cc/R68mh7nL)
#HAWT
He will rise again.
That's not my ass. That's my wife's sister's second cousin's housekeeper's illegitimate daughter's boyfriend’s tulpa’s buttocks. Trust me on this: the real thing glows like it's in the briefcase from Pulp Fiction.
I can't even look at it myself in the mirror without fumbling for my scopolamine inhaler—Company Policy.
She took my thumbs for safekeeping (being held at Customs). I'm typing this with my(CENSORED)nose. Now that's true love, Baby—there are no lengths I will not go to, there is no sacrifice I will not make, there is no stone I will leave unturned, unveiled, or unvaped, in order to assure your ETERNAL safety; as well as to simultaneously ensure to cement my footprints... into #Legacy.
SEMPER FIDELIS, KNOWLEDGE BOWLSTAR!!!
BOOM, BOOM, SHAKALAKA BOOM BOOM
I'm tired of these Foolish Games, laze....
What’s for fucking breakfast?
Wow, tired of that? What’s that even like? Here, have a cookie: I stole it from The Oracle’s kitchen after I raped her. I killed her cat too. Neo couldn’t stop me there either, he’s turned into a real fucked-off got-damn Milquetoast after ever since he let Trinity start to routinely peg him as part of their foreplay.
Oh, shit: sorry, spoilers. Hopefully you’ll still be able to enjoy the flick—that is, if any of you worthless reprobates do anything all day with your time besides sit around jerking off to soft core porn of Bea Arthur on YouTube. Try leaving the house once in a while. Have any of you ever even been to apartments.com? I recommend subscribing.
Speaking of “Bea,” I think I met one of her doppelgängers on Streamyard today. What a rude, vicious bitch. COVID-19 always takes the wrong people, I swear.
My hand to God.
Crow (https://youtu.be/7liZdySa-IU?t=0). A whole fucking murder.
It will need more salt.
Oh, shit: sorry, spoilers. Hopefully you’ll still be able to enjoy the flick—that is, if any of you worthless reprobates do anything all day with your time besides sit around jerking off to soft core porn of Bea Arthur on YouTube. Try leaving the house once in a while. Have any of you ever even been to apartments.com? I recommend subscribing.
Speaking of “Bea,” I think I met one of her doppelgängers on Streamyard today. What a rude, vicious bitch. COVID-19 always takes the wrong people, I swear.
My hand to God.
#Your Hotdogs taste like SHIT!
#Your BBQs are gay!
You are one terrific piece of shit, Jacko.
When I'm done with you,
I'm gonna love this shit later.
Kudos
They’re only that way when I’m there. The Company only brings out the good stuff when they’re sure I can’t (or won’t—FU OINKERS) crash; I don’t think it’s policy, it seems more like survivors’ guilt.
Pffft. Let’s see you finish an Antabuse prescription first, then you can get in line for a shot at the title. You should start bulking up now, don’t bother waiting until you’re fully grown. Like, really, obviously they have dropped… they just didn’t have all that far to go.
Nothing against Bea Arthur, but ...
We don't always sit around watching soft popped corn on YouTube, but when we do, it should be endurable.
Why are you always such the little shit!?
#Weak
Oh, I’d have something against Bea Arthur all right, back in her day she was quite the dish. Just look at her: obviously she can play chess. Possibly the second hottest grandma ever after Helen Mirren and may be first on my list to tap (heh heh) for the position of Head Matron of Harem, except for two things: number one, Grapefruit would kill me again. At this point, imagine the extensive headache for forensics, those poor bastards. And number two, I’m only attracted to snooty, busybody, shrewish women who think they know it all about everything everyone else has already heard of, when they’re at most middle-aged. After about 49 1/2, they become completely intolerable, suitable only for framing and wrapping fish.
So should your name dropping. Jesus weeping Christ, talk about past the expiration date. That stork that brought you to the cabbage patch… was it an actual pterodactyl, or a dodo bird, or some other long-extinct flying creature? Perhaps a passenger pigeon? One word, just one word: cobwebs.
Wait, I’ve just had a keen insight: are you an actual mummy? Asking for a friend who’s hobby is counting the rings of petrified tree trunks.
Remember when Batman told Superman that “Only men are brave”?
So should your name dropping. Jesus weeping Christ, talk about past the expiration date. That stork that brought you to the cabbage patch… was it an actual pterodactyl, or a dodo bird, or some other long-extinct flying creature? Perhaps a passenger pigeon? One word, just one word: cobwebs.
Wait, I’ve just had a keen insight: are you an actual mummy? Asking for a friend who’s hobby is counting the rings of petrified tree trunks.
All right, you got me, pinned to the wall like one of Nabokov's prized specimens.
Fuckoff, kid!
Dude, no. I don’t read what’s printed on the side of the sippy cups, I just hand them out.
I love it already, and surely so do you, but just ask yourself… later, will you even remember? Do you remember that I said that I remember that there was alcohol in my trunk? I forgot all about it until just now, it’s still sitting there. Untouched. Unnecessary. Undrank.
Wait, is it, “undranken”? I would bet the farm against the fence, you don’t know… and not for the usual reason.
I learned from Mohammed Ali.
Technically, as a lifelong pacifist and as a student of Sun Tzu, I only ever really need one hit point; any more than that would be simply unsporting.
I wasn't listening.
I don't really care.
#Angry is my love language motherfucker
Similarly; technically, when one only has one I.Q. point, it doesn't really matter if one listens or not.
You have a gift for expression in this calculated existence that you placed yourself in.
I'm a 6th-grade drop-out, and I most certainly promise you that my use of alcohol has made you slippery in discerning this simple factoid.
Jackie, I'm far more brilliant than you think.
#Now Hush Son
#Shhh🤫
The exact, operative word we're looking to use here would be: volunteered. Ultimately, it was obviously worth it. What am I supposed to feel, guilty? S*** no. I feel gilded.
That makes you smarter then all these tubby little shits running around with their tablets and their lunch boxes and their windbreakers who genuinely believe that arguing with their parents is part of normal growing up. (It's not.)
YOU'RE NOT EVEN REALLY DRINKING AND I KNOW IT. CONFESS.
I will always be a loud, nitty-gritty dirty little freak. It's not just my brand; at this point, it's my pasture. I'm f****** middle-aged, and I just literally aced the sea trials and mastered every challenge for my crisis. Don't just f****** clap, m***********—feed your limbs into a mechanical air raid siren. Cock first.
You know what it is, Dad? ‘Course you do! You jelly.
I can't seem to find the attendance register.
I can't believe it! He's really fucking gone!
Jesus H Christ, Azzerae!
Your Psychotherapist told you to take the blue pill in the morning, not the fucking red one!
Why is it that you crazy fucks can't manage to divide your pills into those weekly plastic fucking containers like the rest of us normies!?
I mean, you can manage a podcast! You can make a fucking self-loathing scrapbook full of self-mutilation imagery, but far be it from you as to show just a little fucking diplomacy towards the only faggot we have in this tiny little shit-hole of the inter-web that we call home.
Thanks to you, my fellatio privileges have been suspended fucking permanently!
You owe my boyfriend a fucking apology!
I don't wanna hear any Goddamn bullshit rationalizations either! Be like Nike Motherfucker, and JUST DO IT!
Apologies to my boyfriend you bastard!
I wanted to invite him on a date with me and Vapefruit, but I guess he's busy and/or too good for the likes of reprobates like VVe.
The Queer Little Baker Man
A Thanksgiving tale about sharing with others.
https://www.storyberries.com/thanksgiving-stories-for-kids-the-queer-little-baker-man-fairy-tales/
“Clear November air” Had me at Hello.
Then the Queer Little Baker brought cold water and put out the fire. He folded his spotless table, and took down the boards of his little brown shop, packed all into his wagon, and drove away singing a quaint tune.
This brought tears to my eyes.
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I can't believe it! He's really fucking gone!
Jesus H Christ, Azzerae!
Your Psychotherapist told you to take the blue pill in the morning, not the fucking red one!
Why is it that you crazy fucks can't manage to divide your pills into those weekly plastic fucking containers like the rest of us normies!?
I mean, you can manage a podcast! You can make a fucking self-loathing scrapbook full of self-mutilation imagery, but far be it from you as to show just a little fucking diplomacy towards the only faggot we have in this tiny little shit-hole of the inter-web that we call home.
Thanks to you, my fellatio privileges have been suspended fucking permanently!
I don't wanna hear any Goddamn bullshit rationalizations either! Be like Nike Motherfucker, and JUST DO IT!
#Taurus
[Fucking] SUCK!
You owe my boyfriend a fucking apology!
Good riddance.
He hasn't exactly flounced away. Let's hope he may come flouncing back.
All jokes aside, I hope dude is okay.
Good riddance.
Today's New Moon in Libra at 7:05 am EDT
Rumor has it Lil Nas X is NOT GAY.
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2021/10/blind-item-6_5.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10053069/Lil-Nas-X-says-misses-p-y-confirming-single-status.html
Does that mean our boy might be sneakin' a piece on the side, too?
(https://i.postimg.cc/C5GtZ2DP/KDP.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Does that mean our boy might be sneakin' a piece on the side, too?
Trash. True love is brazen, unapologetic, glows with pride, and gets posted on http://8kun.top/.
https://youtu.be/FUrhhbWIyVE
At this point, I don’t know if he was ever even really human. Did any of you ever eat mushrooms with him?
At this point, I don’t know if he was ever even really human. Did any of you ever eat mushrooms with him?
Less thots
Truly: URMO
Looks like a nice ride with your kilt futtering in the breeze.
https://youtu.be/PGBkr7MNcIk
All jokes aside, I hope dude is okay.
https://youtu.be/C2PbG6KQKsE
I'm Taurus. What are you?
Could you re-post that image in the form of a .gif?
(https://cdn.lowgif.com/small/c91bc37dc280e6e3-michael-croft-love-meat-chicken.gif)
It might aid in luring K_Dubb baaaack into the fold.
https://youtu.be/Oo9T36GAX2A
(music starts at about 23 seconds in, wait for it...)
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-Blasphemy-
...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU EWE BITCH
What was THAT all about?
What was THAT all about?
Don't be so hard on yourself. You're just misunderstood. Tell us all about it in the Comments section on my podcast! \thumb
I have never been to...
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#WeakCode: [Select]https://youtu.be/-xQQzi0IdLY
https://youtu.be/zd4u12pcTzY
Great; another party I'm not invited to. I hope he makes the frosting with Drano.
https://youtu.be/ukWRRNqMAZ4
Semper FU ROT.
Post!
No!
https://youtu.be/I4jLHZf_yQw
Okay, Brother. I asked, God answered: portal. Let me tell you how it is.
I drive back to Mom’s. I don't want to go; I have to go. My consultancy is requested, I'm offered a bottle of liquor, I left significant quantities of quality drug paraphernalia behind—I'm gonna need some of that that shit, yo, come on, Man; I've only used some of those props two or three times, and that gear doesn't grow on trees, except maybe in Louisiana—so, I gotta drive.
I'd rather stay and defend My Queen’s honour some more, of course. Practice makes perfect. I'm thinking of calling the place Carnegie Farm. (“How do you get there?” “R***.”) But it sucks anyway... things aren't going well. THINGS aren't going RITE. You dig?
Sure, you remember. “Boss, take this job and shove it.” I have been in a fuckin’ mood, as they say. As you'll recall. Like I told you. I'd go check the tape, but, O, look. Wiped. I don't remember how I put it exactly, but here goes:
“Jesus, get me the fuck outta here.” And bupkis. No swirly ring of fire. No sounds of any trumpets, holy, huge, y-uge or otherwise. Just me, just left, stranded on a street corner with my bare legs hanging out in the wind, leaning against it like a common whore needing a fixed pair of lifted pumps. I won't lie; I've been in that position before. Haven't we all? Trust me: you will be.
So, I didn't mind telling you; curses, foiled again. I think it was my turn to do the dishes that night anyway. And it doesn't mean as much, if I am not there to say direct: (http://direct:) “fuck no; that's women's work, you do it, you're close enough; you'll manage, I have something actually important going on,” if I'm not even there. I've got a soundboard on my IdeaPad that'll play all that—repeating, of course—but if I'm not there to say it directly to One's Face, the delivery lacks nuance.
So, I drive two hours plus in major minus traffic, and, hey, get this: halfway back to Seattle, I-5 is suddenly “closed.” Like, the whole f****** freeway. “Take alternate routes.” Because according to sudden DoT signage, 3 miles north of the airport, I-5 turns into a blockade.
Uhh... Que? Are there tanks? Cool. I'm tempted to ignore the signs. The way I'm going, the alternate route, the only legitimately viable option, is to drive around Lake Washington. It's a fucking shitshow under the best of circumstances, and these are not at all they. All the lemmings packed into tiny metal boxes are drifting off to the right where the off-ramp is, an off-ramp I know well, It's the way to go to go to Bellevue, and I don't f****** want to go to Bellevue.
F*** Bell-view. And f*** the view of this long line of cars getting ready to go off to the right, I think. I want to go home. Why the hell am I being directed to the right?
Oh. Right. Portal.
I AM.
They were angels, not Gods.
No!
How does it feel with Rubini's greasy hand up your ass?
(https://i.postimg.cc/h41SgXr4/RG.png) (https://postimages.org/)
No worse I suppose than any other sock puppet rapist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_UcjMusUA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_UcjMusUA
I'm going to be forthcoming and admit it; I have a snail terrarium. 🐌
I named the grumpiest amongst them Master Trollda. A considerably giant slug, Jack and his tiny sidekick, Star. One imparticular snail seems to be relatively immobile or, at the very least, really prefers not exploring the sanctuary I placed her in, so I'm considering naming her Starr Mountain.
I will warmly welcome all advice, suggestions, and recommendations.
For what it's worth, I also have a Sea-Monkey aquarium.
Grumpiest?! Fuck you! >:(
I have some snails too. The most schizo one I named innerreach and the most fashion forward one I named Jack.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQrKjBwrQoLdeiNE5W5wWevsUIHzIjPWgNsQ&usqp=CAU)
I have some snails too. The most schizo one I named innerreach and the most fashion forward one I named Jack.
Snails? Everyone knows they're rabbits!
He ignored my inquiry for some time.
So, get this.
A buddy of mine (We'll call him, Discovery 17) is a gifted trinket artist/designer/creator.
Upon admiring a most exquisite piece of craftsmanship he had posted online, I inquired about the possible purchase of the desired item. He ignored my inquiry for some time.
I should probably tell you that the trinket resembled a tiny cock and balls the size of a single dice. 🎲
So, assuming the created trinket could have been something of particular significance to him, I decided to request for him to consider making me something else.
I offered cold hard cash, cigars, and even one of those flagship Boveda ceramic humidors to him just to butter this motherfucker up a little, but ne.
Still, all inquiries went ignored until one day I received a message in my inbox. He asked me if I desired a talisman or an amulet and to take careful consideration of my options before requesting.
I can't even describe how ecstatic I was in that moment. I consumed more whiskey than usual, smoked a cigar, and hugged my friends and family. For, this was a day to be remembered.
After researching the history and lore of said trinkets, I cheerfully requested the talisman for now, with the hopes of an amulet later.
This guy, Discovery 17, let me gush to him for his willingness to design such offered trinket. Then later, only to tell me that because what I was initially after I already had between my legs. So, no dice. 🎲
Who spends almost two months working their way up to the climax of a small dick joke?
What a jerkface.
Also, what a helluva great dick joke!
#I’llGetThatTrinket!
https://youtu.be/_zBwRDEFMRY
Rubini now has you at the top of his Guest List.
Geronimo!!! It's a twister! It's a twister!!
But took you off as soon as he saw this post.
He is so fickle.
Still his favorite sock he loves filling himself into.
TwistedWeak fucks
You're my bitch
https://youtu.be/Sot_g7EINnk
And they said my jawbone collection was weird.
#ISellSnailsThatKickAssAndTakeNames
That was interesting.
If (blank) want to come over and get up all into & on my grill, I'll leave the light on for (Blank)—once my electrician gets back from leaving the country.
He's that good. END OF POWER LINE.
✨🙈💫
ZED ZED NEIN
ZEDS ALPHAhttps://youtu.be/hP_why0iDiUCode: [Select]ZED ZED NEIN
ZEDS ALPHA
(https://c.tenor.com/Nj_KSI-iOzYAAAAC/weirdscience-chet.gif)
A FINE DEED IN MESS.
5UK5UQ5555U
TQEOL
🖖
Also, they don't (blank) blanks.
NO SONG FOR EWE. SAD!
Q
It's still live. Should I call in again?
Can you get over here and (CENSORED - TRANSITIVE ADVERB) my (blank) first?
https://youtu.be/mbgW3JlW8so
https://youtu.be/pljgR5OAqRc
https://youtu.be/KzdepoADuzQhttps://youtu.be/tuK6n2Lkza0
Well, he's no Billy...
https://boingboing.net/2021/12/17/watch-michael-jackson-fire-someone-mid-song.html/amp
The Witcher
https://youtu.be/aYcgYCA2N9Y
https://youtu.be/JS3Jpe2TGxICode: [Select]https://youtu.be/JS3Jpe2TGxI
Merry Christmas, IR!
https://youtu.be/qj2gs_u9bkg
https://youtu.be/bFBx3qYGxL8
https://youtu.be/xiDNT4weqB4
I am torn on whether to ask Santa for a red- or raven-haired beauty this year.
Is both two mucks for such a naughty boy as myself?
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
https://youtu.be/QK7LWCTu0pw
GROS MICHEL
POINT (BLANK) BANANA
5:6
Code: [Select]https://youtu.be/FeY3lDiVCrw
https://youtu.be/Le_vHnVPL5c
Amigo, nos estás matando con mierda de verdad. 👍
I fucking love this song! Asuka, you have amazing taste and not only in music but politics. You blow many people out of the water with your poise and grace.
I love your fight. I've noticed you're a pit bull, and I love you for it. All I know is that you are my girl. My badass bitch! The rest can suck a dick. Wait.....Does this make me gay? ;)
Who gives a fuck!
Females babe Hello!
I got you girl. ;)
Much love..
No joke... I miss my love. My hands touching her and kissing her. How should I express myself? I know! FUCK YOU, EVERYBODY! I am...
https://youtu.be/0lvtMfnPndc
Does this make me gay? ;)
No, but the use of emoticons and shoddy ellipses does.
I've seen him manic before"
Some people have such an aptitude for this kind of thing, they have a way of making it extremely interesting. G-ddam.
https://youtu.be/W4XiSFyYRE8
(https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.bb08261ee5c62f1738654e860c324c90?rik=KzsCt5nvSjFhcQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fcarphotos.cardomain.com%2fride_images%2f1%2f1184%2f1181%2f2958090019_large.jpg%3fv%3d0&ehk=ViirqyaIi%2bvq7Vb6j31TJ57hya8DEHg4IymZiRm4lgE%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)
Jahaha! Well, dude.. I'm still a generation X’r, you know.
Oh, and fuck drew barrybitch more. I heard she has a dick.
https://youtu.be/hEMm7gxBYSc
The 80's seemed happy and i am happy 4 u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIB9Y4OFPs
It;s sad that Nirvana kill himself he could have been the next Upchurch
He didn’t kill himself. His wife had him offed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcu3qb6J_5c
I thought Courtney did it?
THAT BITCH THAT HO!
I AM GOING TO KILL HER FOR THIS!
Dave Grohl is a horse toothed jackass whose only skill is churning out mediocre buttrock for slow motion eggball montages
Not personally but she contracted the killer and set it up.I saw a youtoob where some guy said he saw her buying the toe trigger attachment down at Kmart. She probably offed Layne Staley too. She was/is an "asset"
I saw a youtoob where some guy said he saw her buying the toe trigger attachment down at Kmart. She probably offed Layne Staley too. She was/is an "asset"
Speaking of the 90's...
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I saw a youtoob where some guy said he saw her buying the toe trigger attachment down at Kmart. She probably offed Layne Staley too. She was/is an "asset"
Speaking of the 90's...
(https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/PRI_220647447.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=964%2C506)
BTW, I have no clue who that is.
Some actress that used to be hot and disappeared for 18 years was recently uncovered by archeologists. Many such cases.
explain to me how it could’ve been suicide.
Even giving Ms. Love the merest time of day is an obvious sign of a lack of will to live.
making plans to divorce her and move on with his life when all of a sudden
while high on enough heroin to take down three horses. Weird, right?
Mysterious, right?
drug tolerance bruh, Jackstar could take gold in Beijing Olympics pole vault competition using the gun Nirvana used to kill himself with EASY!
(https://cdn2.img.sputniknews.com/images/103655/74/1036557408.jpg)
drug tolerance bruh, Jackstar could take gold in Beijing Olympics pole vault competition using the gun Nirvana used to kill himself with EASY!
(https://cdn2.img.sputniknews.com/images/103655/74/1036557408.jpg)
how could you even properly aim that behemoth at your bean and squeeze the trigger
I think Kurt himself came to that conclusion and was making plans to divorce her and move on with his life when all of a sudden he decided to kill himself by shooting himself with a rifle so long it would be impossible to pull the trigger from his position while high on enough heroin to take down three horses. Weird, right?
if you were into Nirvana.
Pfft... Jackstar couldn't shoot a water-gun.
We didn't really have a choice.
Watch the movie. It’s not long, and it’s very interesting if you were into Nirvana. The evidence doesn’t really point to “countless” people. Pretty much just her and the now dead hitman she hired.
I could give a fuck, Doc. You think that dumbass bitch was the culprit, huh? So, who all exactly involved covered it up then, Sherlock?
Oh, let me guess, let me guess, Courtney? Right?#Fool
Just do me a favor, Doc, and shut the fuck up.
What cover up? The incompetence of the PD took care of that. They overlooked a lot of evidence, declared it a suicide and washed their hands of it.
So, we relate intellectually. Why be a dick? I need a phone! Someone get me outa here! Yahhh!
https://youtu.be/AFks9A9TCF0
What cover up? The incompetence of the PD took care of that. They overlooked a lot of evidence, declared it a suicide and washed their hands of it.
I’m just too manly
This is easily done when the target is an actual wastoid who has not been planning for that exact scenario for over 30 years.
I'll still think it was suicide. The dude had options–right up until the end. The fact that the woman that he thought was the love of his life didn't tell him what those options were, sabotaged him from behind the scenes, and if she didn't pull the trigger, she probably bought the shells... well, it's like this:
Suicide takes many forms.
Hold my passport.
Some actress that used to be hot and disappeared for 18 years was recently uncovered by archeologists. Many such cases.
Jane Fonda
(https://i.postimg.cc/d3XjrpKf/JF.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/xNvmSs8G)
Jane Fonda's niece Bridget Fonda. (https://i.postimg.cc/tCJXgfJj/Screenshot-from-2022-02-12-21-07-01.png) (https://postimages.org/)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10457513/Danny-Elfman-68-UNRECOGNISABLE-tattoos-messy-hair.html
You've gone a long way, baby.
I’m just too manly to not be a dick. ;)
Careful what you wish for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyMm4rJemtI
No.
I was only gay with K_Dubb, like 100 times... So, now I'm the forum faggot..? WTF...?
I was only gay with K_Dubb, like 100 times... So, now I'm the forum faggot..? WTF...? BTW, I'm doing Donald Trump hands when I talk, does that make a difference?I'd think so!
I can sense the masculinity through The Web.
I’m just too manly to not be a dick. ;)
...
I think it is "you are what you eat" in your case. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
It doesn't necessarily mean that you are gay either, you might just like the taste: So don't give me any of your "ad hominem" crap, buddy!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
It really doesn’t take much to trigger some serious faggotry here. :D
pate seems obsessed with the idea of watching my suck dick. Seems pretty gay to me.
Pate, my boy. And how do you reciprocate, my fine fellow? ???
Probably too busy hauling chode to respond right now. ;)
Good lord.. I'm going to sleep now.
Gawd, bringeth me penance and fortitude for the trials that layeth upon my heart. Cast all ******* **** ** **. Amen
Jane Fonda's niece Bridget Fonda. (https://i.postimg.cc/tCJXgfJj/Screenshot-from-2022-02-12-21-07-01.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Good lord.. I'm going to sleep now.
drug tolerance bruh, Jackstar could take gold in Beijing
... the idea of watching me suck dick...
Wait. Wait. This is... real?
hahahah ahahahahhahah ahahhahah HAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
HAH.
Doc, you can suck as many dicks as you like. Much like your vidya's; I have no interest in watching that. I doubt I have time either...
Appreciate the offer though, buddy!
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
You are a cruel bugger there, Jackie. The paparazzi just kind of snuck up on her.
I’m convinced that this particular sock is not Jack but his (former?) flame, SMM. ;)
I am not convinced, but I am suspicious. The occasional post plays away from the usual acerbity. Or is the Jackstar brand a fading glory?
It’s definitely being diluted...but maybe for love?
Dwight Yoakam...I suspect he's an incubus
https://youtu.be/-9nZhdEdBKw
Whatever.(https://i.imgur.com/F44SXDI.jpg)
Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zq3KCBed5Q
Reported-
Get a life.
I’m convinced that this particular sock is not Jack but his (former?) flame, SMM. ;)
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=46.msg56#msg56
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=9.msg199#msg199
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=50.msg262#msg262(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRf0nKPAFdnP0bdv4GsGeAr6CJfgEVcWv6szg&usqp=CAU)
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=18.msg255#msg255
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=50.msg253#msg253
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=50.msg246#msg246
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=9.msg228#msg228
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=39.msg223#msg223
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=9.msg222#msg222
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=139.msg20677#msg20677
http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=48.msg20675#msg20675
https://youtu.be/lul-Y8vSr0I
...
Who is this rubby "our old fellow BellGabber "Wiener-in-hand""?
https://youtu.be/ZT3h0cs54eMI'll still take theSovietDeutsch version with a splash ofRussian Standardschnapps before it's all pulled from the shelf.
https://youtu.be/KQRaj1vcnrs
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And another thing, Lazar:Code: [Select]https://youtu.be/ZT3h0cs54eM
You mint:
Unless you are calling Sir Elton a thief?
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
ediot: Gotta love that shitty BattleStar Galactica model in the Schilling vidya!
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b4/07/d4/b407d45058dcb1939d18da4130428363.jpg)
You can call him what you want. Elton just doesn't do it for me...
As I recall, it was the song above that I was listening to shortly after my barber died while I was sitting in some lady-hair-dresser's chair that made me realize that the guy was bat-shit.
The lyrics are nonsensical, although I imagine they make perfect sense to CrackStar...
Nautical Shore.
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
ediot: I think my barber died before I was sitting in the lady hair-dresser's chair, NS.
https://youtu.be/btG_6qzTOcgNever heard this before, but it seemed weirdly appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB-JiTCLXlA
The jafdphabet expands.
Code: [Select]https://youtu.be/gtOV7bp-gys
(https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/books/1458594530i/403183._UY200_.jpg)...Jehoshaphat...
https://i.imgur.com/Pivvl9o.jpg
-The Colonel
I am also not wholly consumed after being made into soup. I feel good about this. Because that is what easily could have happened if I had not been on top of things. Hell's bells, it still might.
How dare I not allow myself to be stripped for spare parts and my gelatin taken to make glue? I am such an arrogant bastard. Why, I should always let a group of people push me around when I am all by lonesome, oughtn't I? That would be the proper thing to do.
Now, come over here, Boy, have a cigar; you're gonna go far. You're gonna make it if you try. They're gonna love you.
The level of mysterious left to me still is -intense-. I barely wanna know anything more. I mean, I'm kinda nearly, almost, but not quite, scared shitless, right? I mean, I got an Assault IV charge hanging over my head. Fuck! What am I gonna do, if I have to, you know... serve some actual hard time?
If I were to go away to The Little House... who's going to, you know... feed my cat? Oh, right, she's dead. I guess that won't be a problem.
Maybe I'm just, you know, letting the stress get to me. I could take a vacation... oh, wait, I'm on one already. I guess I could get some of those scented candles? Maybe some lavender. I read that they're good to relax with, and I'm willing to believe fucking anything at this point. Holy fucking shit.
Well, you know, maybe I should take up smoking. What a grand idea to look forward to, a pacifying, tranquilizing, hypnotizing Native plant, rolled up into a phallic symbol and served, eventually, in a dirty ashtray. That sounds like a fine idea.
I sacrificed every goddam thing I could to save everyone I loved from a fate worse than death, and I saw it coming way out in front before everyone.
I still don't know how bad everything really was. Because I declined to participate in what was surely the most heinous aspects, and because basically, every single "soldier" in the entire geographical area, knew me by name, by sight, and by reputation. So, what, the worst man in the world... oh, that's Me, huh? Let's see that dog go hunt.
I mean... hello? I am Jackstar. Have you met me? I HUNGER. Once they decided on opposition... they never really stood a chance.
I'm pretty sure we all know what to do, from this moment forward. I am gonna... well, just sit around and wank myself to death, I guess. Why bother otherwise? Feed me, Seymour. It is not as though there is a lot of choice available to me here. And, any minute now, I'm gonna get slapped with the most outrageous fuckin' lawsuit the world has ever heard of.
Seriously. He'll do it. What choice is there? Everyone has lost face, and... who else can he attack? And, what the hell for? Never has being painted into a corner, looked so grim.
Besides, I already explained that I'd settle. Now, I'm not sure what the hell good any of this is doing anyone. However, as I stated above: I request... Mercy.
How Now Brown Cow. First Cow I see tonight. Get your ass jumping over the moon, you worthless freeloader. Stupid cow. What are you gonna do, just stand there and go "moo" again? Pfft. I'll be honest: I don't know what to do either, because I don't know what has been done, nor what there is to do.
-The Colonel
I'm not going to lie ...
I know I am enthused.
I'm not going to lie ...
I know I am enthused.
(https://i.postimg.cc/hj0ws8Q1/generatedtext-1.png) (https://postimg.cc/bDs3NtTZ)
https://youtu.be/qKYQNtF11eg
One day, the adjudicators of the world will find that
... Jackstar drank their milkshake ages ago.
Happy Valentine's
(https://c.tenor.com/TkOr09bhVHEAAAAM/cat-fight.gif)
(https://c.tenor.com/TkOr09bhVHEAAAAM/cat-fight.gif)
I'm listening to my old shows because I have no Internet and I got my old phone back and so I can listen to my past raw audio and it's awesome. I'm really good at this.
I should do a clip show.
imagining inward seething
being subservient to your delusional cause
What?
You’re better than this.
Dickweed
Negative, Ghost Rider. What a psyche you carry. Something else they don't need a permit for down there, Shirley.
I cut myself shaving today, so if you can keep on winning for about 3 or 4 more days, that would be great, that would keep the balance of power maintained.
At least on the surface, Punyling. I don't speak for The Underworld. Not today. I'm on vacay.
So have you actually {past_participle:PROFANE} my grill yet, or are you just using it for skeet practice? Inquiring minds.
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https://youtu.be/vV-IZRh22mo
Don't you have an abusive relationship to obsess about?
(https://i.imgur.com/rMt2t0g.gif)
...
https://youtu.be/sXzdm1cz1XU
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
I answer prayers all the time. I don't see what's so hard about it. God is probably just some kind of big pussy.
I answer prayers all the time. I don't see what's so hard about it. God is probably just some kind of big pussy.
https://youtu.be/HTzGMEfbnAw
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
...so hard...
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
What the actual 🍌 is wrong with the with you?
Your area... that's the butt, right?
#1) can't leave the state.
#2) can't call my friend.
#3) my friend can't call me.
That is literally it. I'm doing pretty good! This intensive protective company nanotech custody the_rapy is the teats.
Am I supposed to be suicidal over something? Write me an email.
#1) can't leave the state.
#2) can't call my friend.
#3) my friend can't call me.
https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w
...
You know little to nothing about
about actual 💩
*Breaths in deeply*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxfsTV_z4f0
I only need to know one thing: what you're going to do about it while whining like a little bitch-baby playing with his Speak'n'Spell.
You had ample time to read me in. /shrug. You opted to play pattycake instead. Well, Pan appetit.
...
*Breaths in deeply*
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP_N5TnC7Io
Here's your bag. Teehee!
more ironic exhortations to caterwaul
Child… Open!
htxtps://youtu.be/GLQs0OrHiPY
Predictive programming
I am being quiet for a scholar of my rank & reknown. What is your goddam problem? Oh, right -- a complex web of psychosocial and chemical co-dependencies that, even now, continue to crumble all around you. The walls of your reality are closing in... and Doom, is at hand.
Hey, can you score me an emoji for that? Thanks, dude. I'll get you back next Wednesday.
Dude, I thought you were shrewd…
#No🎲
https://youtu.be/Lqsg1RE6Jag(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpureIdealisticDwarfmongoose-max-1mb.gif)
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
I appreciate the delivery, this works. Next step is cigars. You like cigars, don't you? Start learning how to use the U.S. Mail, since you're so good at learning about insurance and plumbing and family tree adjustments and shit.
Well, I am shrew'd. There's a difference, but not a whole lot.
Anyway, why so many goddam pistachios in your French onion soup?
At this point you're so goddam salty you're about liable to start attracting stray deer. I'm about fed up to the nines with this trash-talk.
Not gonna lie, this works out well for my plans. Nevertheless, this is my Kennedy/Bay_of_Pigs moment. Fuck you fuckers. I've had it. That's it. Gloves are off. I'm running for President, just as soon as I am exonerated at trial, or, I get to go to sleep with that teddy bear from Spielberg's A.I., whatever it takes to come first. I'm down. I'm game.
But first; washing and conditioning AND BLOW DRYING MY HAIR, MOTHER FUCK BUCKET MOTHER FUCKER! I'm not even gonna click you, I'm just gonna obsessively refresh... it's the closest I can get to stalking now.
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... I'm running for President, just as soon as I am exonerated at trial,..
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🥱 *Waiting*
Just noticed your AVATAR appears to have been South Punk'd. I've always imagined the Inner Reach persona as Dark, Relentless and Elemental.
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"Honky Central"
Jacko, for whatever reason, insists on accusing me of being involved with some clandestine, covert agency that’s hell-bent on destroying him and everything he represents.
However, I always humble myself, right my wrongs, and accept my presumptuous breaches, privately or publicly.
I'm tired of the egomaniacal personality complexes burning the city to the ground, to only later blame it on the citizens who paid for everything all along.
#Trafficking
a desired social equilibrium.
I've always imagined the Inner Reach persona as Dark, Relentless and Elemental.
It actually works the other way around, CrackStar...
#GetAFuckingClue
At the end of the day, so long as I'm as true to myself as possible, I could give less than a totes fuck. 🖕
Dude... I work 65 hours a week
Oh, get a job, loser!
You’re neither.
*Waiting*
Multiple independently targetable reentry vehicles? No, I haven't seen any, and while I don't think they're likely to be just a myth, that does seem kind of odd at this point.
I like to let the parts soak for hours before scrubbing.
Yeah, about that. The setup at this place was bullshit. Like what I've done with the place? Buckle up, ash cup.
It can't get a whole lot worse, and it doesn't have to get any better at all. Now that Condition: ZUGZWANG is ended --and Mercury retrograde approacheth-- I believe I speak for many when I hope that you haven't forgotten how to make all those smooth stayin' proper dance moves. Here's a can of oil, you know where to squirt it.
.㇄🝗闩卄⼕讠爪 ⸝ㄩㄖ丫 尺ㄖﾁ Ꮆ𝓝讠爪ㄖ⼕ 爪丶工
https://voca.ro/1htyWddBcjpP
Beanie wearing? Tim Pool? ???
What?https://youtu.be/BdPmNM0IF7Y
(https://i.imgur.com/0izEVlz.gif)
So what?
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(https://i.imgur.com/sA1bNXe.gif)
https://youtu.be/KoqPy1hk3BI
Which version of this song do you enjoy most while you are dominating a sissy:
https://youtu.be/GC5E8ie2pdM
-or-
https://youtu.be/LdEvo_2Mvpk
Axing for a fiend, TIA.
-p
https://youtu.be/ljt5-wY1cOU
The face that my rosebud makes when I- (DELETED)
(https://i.imgur.com/GdHMdkE.jpg)
❤️🔥XOXO❤️🔥
#MagicLove
#DarlingTonight
#HungryEyes
#MyTastyRoseBud
https://youtu.be/lU9p1WRfA9w
It's weird you can't get your own life.
Older-than-dirt semi-comic routine somewhat on-key, on-point, not really on time.
GOLD
1. God recruited a developer to bring down the beast monopoly
☝️This song is a jam to eat pussy & fuck to.
This dude likes to suck dick to it.👇
Get back to me when you can (and have) produce The Inner Reach Four Hours and Fifty-Three Minutes, Wanker.
Your mugwump jism-centric research corpus can't be supplanted--but, it has been (beet/beat). DNA samples or GTFO.
Sorry, but I have an actual job, Bitchtits!
Bitches got Biden. What? Everything seems in order here. /swoosh
I have an actual job
Everybody Knows (Paid Merc)
https://youtu.be/YwWVE84OEIA
(https://i.imgur.com/ZAn17WO.gif)
12 HOURS LATER
you can post smarmy digs here
Surely, you don't expect me to believe this malarkey?
Surely, you don't expect me to believe this malarkey?
Sweety-kins, I don't care what you believe; even if you were a white man without the world's worst case of whiskey dick on record. Like I'm fucking beyond that.
Maybe I didn't make things clear to you, MY HAND FUCKING HURTS, and it's amazing how your fucking cunt face little fatso fucking fat partner fattie was able to make sure that my cigar was fucking properly trimmed but then couldn't figure out how to fucking nail to the goddamn post office or to send in a cutter or to notice that it was a big fucking bunch of fucking bullshit mortal insults. Like fuck you both, he fucking did this in front of his common law wife—or are they common? All right let's order some takeout and go crash Family Court like they didn't that Wedding Crashers movie. Except I'll bring my own gavel, and you can follow behind me while I enforce order, like you do, you can knock on random doors at the goddam Court until they find one that wants to hear about how the fucking bullshit you been up to is fucking nothing to pay attention to but all Christ you got to get on the goddamn horn every fucking minute every fucking day when you fucking feel like it's time to run my name through the fucking gutter, because you're fucking captain of the fucking largess command right?
Dude: EAT SHIT. YOU have no legitimacy whatsoever anymore. I don't know why you ever fucking thought you did, but as soon as I get to talk to that woman again, that'll be my first question on my mouth, why the fuck did you ever find IR to be threatening? and why the fuck would you talk to him instead of me about fucking anything, what's he supposed to know more about fucking cattle and hog tying them, or what? and where the fuck did you tell him to fucking truth about a certain important matter and then ignore my fucking questions that I post you over the span of a year to my fucking face five fucking times when that guy fucking knew and you fucking knew so why the fuck didn't I fucking know when I fucking asked you?
HUH? Come clean, Bishop. You're lucky I'm still asking you with my indoor voice. I could lay you and your whole career out flat from here, motherfuck bucket, and who the fuck would want to put that to the test? oh, right, a completely full-on relapse sex addict dipshit dopamine junkie motherfucker like you, that's who.
Who likes to fuck traitor pussy so much, he flew to another country as an expat to get it done his way—multiple times. God, what a fucking real way to compensate. Couldn't just get a fucking hemi for your fucking car, huh?
POSIT: have you ever been to actual Texas, bro? or just the zoo exhibit at Disney Underworld? either way: you're an embarrassment.
TO WHOM YOU KNOW I AM THINKING OF.
Dude, I don't care if I'm expected to believe that your wife has a fetish for seeing her husband raped by Hungarian... me and The Austrian can deliver.
Just putting that out there. I'm not soliciting or confessing or anything. Just saying, you better be happy to your wife... whomever he is, because you can pretty much say goodbye to having you wearing pants meeting anything in that family ever again.
Don't think I wouldn't do it for money. Now that I've done it to take the fucking agony in my hand off my mind, I've got some broad and standards, and broadened standards. One hopes that the opposite reaction for this action will be that everyone who knows you realizes what a fucking loser you are.
You want to see what a trinket looks like in a transparent box when it gets bathed in fire with a flamethrower? because I'm curious to know what will happen when that blue ball gets caught on fire. is that rice inside of it? or is that nano-thermite? fuck if I know, but I can tell you this I don't give a shit about whose fucking spacecraft it came from, that's for G-d damn sure. I like here in the morning, but I sure as shit don't care right now considering that my hand is real and you fucking Space is not, Craft or otherwise.
(besides that's Rubini's wife, not mine, you moron) THUD-click
I'm getting some judgmental vibes from you, brah.
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https://youtu.be/SOJSM46nWwoThese might fit in here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POlaR26dD1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDKZqZ8bsDs&t=240s
People thought I was a freak back in the day for knowing the bike song lyrics by heart.🤠
My older brother to our friends:
“My little brother is a crazy Pink Floyd fan; he even knows the lyrics to this weird bike song.”
#Winning
Cool. I got a laugh out of your new avi, BTW.
That’ll show him! ;)
Cool. I got a laugh out of your new avi, BTW. That’ll show him! ;)
It's nice knowing it served as some amusement for a few of you.
🤠
Hey, so I just found out Jose Escamillia died.
fuck your hashtags, Punylings. The enemy consolidates while I study alone. How much leverage can there possibly be?
LIAR! BLASPHEMER! LIAR!
What?! How? :(
Out of respect for his family, I'll just say it was from a broken heart.😔
Suicide? Shit! Broken hearts will heal. I wish he would’ve reached out to me...to someone. :'(
I hope someone takes over as admin and keeps this site going in his honor. It would be a shame if Ellgab were the only remaining active gabsite now. :(
#Legacy
I'm so used to his podcasting and his forum...
This is the worst ending ever.😔
Azzerae is fine, folks. I was just having a bit of fun.
That was a dick move and never a funny joke. Seriously, even Jackstar wouldn’t pull this shit. What’s wrong with you?!
Having said that, glad to hear he’s still alive and I really hope he wasn’t a party to this. It would be the height of desperation.
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I was not party to it. In fact, I only found out about it this morning.
I've struggled with suicidal feelings for many years now, however I also have a sense of humour about it.
Azzerae is fine, folks. I was just having a bit of fun.
My friend John, a friend for many years moved a few hours from where we lived. He seemed ok, in general he struggled to be happy. All the time I knew him he was a quiet soul. He didn't share that he wasn't well, didn't feel well, whatever happened. He got a gun and went to Golden Gate Park and ended his life. Horrible that he didn't reach out to anyone, horrible for those who had to take care of him after he left. Nothing funny or fun. If Azz did such a thing it would be heartbreaking.
Azzy, glad you are ok.
Not funny. Not fun. Not one bit. >:( :(
Azzerae is fine, folks. I was just having a bit of fun.
That was a vile and heartless thing to do. Shame on you!!!
How to block this guy's profile so I don't have to read his spam? His post flooding is a headache and all of his contributions are a nuisance to me.
Well, at least I provided the forum with proof
of your possession of integrity, Trollda.
The occasional reminder of the fragility of our state of being is necessary from time to time.
Life is but a vapor.Quote from: Micheal Michael Clifford gKûçGO0⁰°№zï³Z·{KUÇ/GOM}[zi—KUCZI–TITAN]I had a dream, that ewe had a nightmare.
Azzerae was unaware of my shenanigans.
That was a dick move and never a funny joke. Seriously,
ev en Jackstar wouldn’t pull this shit.
What’s wrong with you?!
You mean Jack Splat, right?
Dave, you and Matt are the biggest losers ever. Piss off.
I will just *whistle*.
That's not all! You've also provided (PROT) with (blank).
And, you've provided ME with acid burns on the back of my head! Damn, Son; you don't play fair with women, now do you? You know, it's been a long time since I've had to deal with your ilk; and I am pleased to know, it'll likely be a long, long time before I'm gonna have to deal with your particular brand of ilk, ever again.
Let me remind ewe of something, while {you} have their attention, Meth-Mouth:
Yes, I just bet he was. Do you know how many times I've gotten email from you twisted, fisted ducks, claiming that someone had killed themselves? Answer A: too many goddam times; Answer B: thrice (¡3!), which is THREE GODDAM TIMES TOO MANY.
I am glad you agree, Lush-çious.
You don't actually know Me. You have only been allowed to know a composite gestalt.
Here is how you will know me: you actually went to school with me and I have acid burning into the back of my neck and scalp. This tatted-up broad–who looked better than Britney Spears did at sixteen, if you want me to tell the goddam truth—just screamed at me, told me that I was named “Joe,” sprayed me with a pink water pistol filled with, not holy water, but with what I'm guessing is hydrochloric acid, “it burns! it burns!” (not too bad, I'll manage), assured me that she had been to my house (never saw her before in my life), that I was a weirdo pervert in a skirt (“IT IS A KILT, MA’AM—WOULDST THOU DOST LIKE TO SEE MY SECURE PACKAGE??? (I did not say; sadly, it was the obvious thing to say, but she was very upset and would not have appreciated the humour, and hopefully will later appreciate my discretion”), and that is she ever saw me there again, she would, and I quote: “get my gun and shoot you in the kneecaps!!"
I shit you not: tri⁵⁵ered. Can't say as I blame her, as I guess she just figured out in a flash of insight how someone named “Joe” had played her. She seemed really, really... REALLY upset about it. I of course had nothing, nothing, NOT ONE BLESSED THING and/or THINGY TO DO WITH IT... but I happen to know... once placed into a fight-or-flight panicked survival mode response... well, Vulcan logic is only the first of many faculties to go flying out the window of consciousness.
They are caught... and now, you are frei.
KNOW THYSELF.
TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE.
Get bent, whore.
Get back to work!
Dave, you and Matt are the biggest losers ever. Piss off.
I will just *whistle*.
I was not party to it. In fact, I only found out about it this morning.
I've struggled with suicidal feelings for many years now, however I also have a sense of humour about it.
Get back to work!
Do you know how many times I've gotten email from you twisted, fisted ducks, claiming that someone had killed themselves?
I've never ever sent you an email of that nature.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
The thing is..... He didn't actually die.
How fortunate. It's vile.
Oh that makes it all better. Sharne, shame, sharne.
It's vile.
Don't you have a micropenis to flash somewhere?
Perhaps shut your cunt mouth”
—This could be all three.
and I'll consider not fuck-starting your head.”
—Sounds like all of them to me.
Hey. Mouth is mouth.
I can do whatever I want.
Hey, everyone. It’s with a heavy heart that I report to you that Jackstar passed away last night. Apparently, the cause was self-inflicted testicular electrocution. I know, it doesn’t sound pretty. Anyway, if someone posts under his account it’s probably just his ghost. Jackstar always was a spiritual cat. Meow!
Jackstar passed away last night.
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