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AzzGab => BellGab => Topic started by: AZZERAE on January 26, 2022, 12:38:30 PM

Title: Top Right Corner
Post by: AZZERAE on January 26, 2022, 12:38:30 PM
Back by popular demand.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Worthauger on January 26, 2022, 05:10:25 PM
Back by popular demand.

Translation: sticks have been thrown.
Title: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on February 06, 2022, 07:58:08 PM
eMCee's first rule for the TRC was:

"If you nominate something for TRC it is automatically disqualified1."

That being said & this being AzzGab not BellGab, as well as Azz not being eMCeeI would like to nominate the following post for TRC:

http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=310.msg19309#msg19309 (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=310.msg19309#msg19309)
Yeah, you obviously are a last word freak.

TIA

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

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In Memoriam
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=606;type=avatar)
K_Dubb








1 I believe that was also the second rule for TRC.  The third rule was, of course:  "Never talk about TRC"
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Master Trollda on February 06, 2022, 08:00:52 PM
pate’s an insecure loser who’s quite obviously totally obsessed with me.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/26/article-2639696-1E33A66400000578-152_634x444.jpg)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: TEXAS DADDY on February 06, 2022, 08:26:48 PM
eMCee's first rule for the TRC was:

"If you nominate something for TRC it is automatically disqualified1."

That being said & this being AzzGab not BellGab, as well as Azz not being eMCeeI would like to nominate the following post for TRC:

http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=310.msg19309#msg19309 (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=310.msg19309#msg19309)
TIA

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

--------------------------------------------------------------------

In Memoriam
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=606;type=avatar)
K_Dubb








1 I believe that was also the second rule for TRC.  The third rule was, of course:  "Never talk about TRC"

peter,
you fucking reject by Roswelss,Art
if you know that this is not BellGab and AZZ is not MV - so why the fuck you even bringing this up.

Suggesting TopRight is so fucking lame and weak.
Let the person in charge of it to decide - and be a surprise to all of us.

peter,
I see that logical thinking is not your forte.


Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Anniem on February 06, 2022, 10:25:51 PM
pate’s an insecure loser who’s quite obviously totally obsessed with me.

(https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/26/article-2639696-1E33A66400000578-152_634x444.jpg)

What about this car?
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on March 07, 2022, 06:21:28 AM
None of you ever bothered to ask me what I think. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME-- *runs down hall to bedroom, slams door, plays Taylor Swift AT FULL VOLUME*
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: AZZERAE on March 14, 2022, 06:46:49 PM
Master Trollda, I have successfully redirected the top right quotes to their respective posts!
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2022, 06:58:35 PM
Master Trollda, I have successfully redirected the top right quotes to their respective posts!

Hey, thank you: I wanted this to happen too, and I thought about asking, but according to my new character sheet, the only thing I'm a “master” of around here is bait.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: AZZERAE on March 14, 2022, 07:21:25 PM
You can stop hoping I get chlamydia or have a heart attack.

I'm gonna talk to you soon.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on March 14, 2022, 07:43:30 PM
You can stop hoping I get chlamydia or have a heart attack.

I've already moved on to hoping for a second stroke when the chlorpromazine is taken out of your central line drip.

I'm gonna talk to you soon.

Well, that's great: as soon as I'm done overseeing the negotiating of this treaty between the Autobots and the Decepticons, I'll have time for the likes of you and your ilk.

Use my burner number that I published in a back issue of Tiger Beat. It's the one that only has two fives in it.

“Semper five five”? totesgay.
Title: Re: Top aight
Post by: AZZERAE on March 14, 2022, 07:47:17 PM
I've already moved on to hoping for a second stroke when the chlorpromazine is taken out of your central line drip.

I ain't on that. No dice.
Title: Re: Tippity-Top aight
Post by: Worthauger on March 14, 2022, 07:57:59 PM
I ain't on that.

Well, duh. But who am I to announce what substances you're taking? On an open, public forum? What kind of an asshole would do that?

No dice.

доесвіданя.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Master Trollda on March 14, 2022, 08:18:38 PM
Master Trollda, I have successfully redirected the top right quotes to their respective posts!

(https://i.gifer.com/FAz3.gif)
Title: Re: Tippity-Top riot
Post by: AZZERAE on March 14, 2022, 09:10:43 PM
What kind of an asshole would do that?

I'll save you the trouble, seeing as though you're putting certain people down for their use of Abilify-- Enough to barely fill a thimble, mind you:

MORNING
Urbanol 5mg
Dopaquel 50mg
Serdep 150mg
Epilizine 300mg


EVENING
Urbanol 5mg
Dopaquel 400mg
Epilizine 500mg

Title: Re: Top right
Post by: AZZERAE on March 14, 2022, 09:33:56 PM
I wanted this to happen too.

I didn't do it for you. Faggot.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Harley Quinn on March 16, 2022, 05:38:29 PM
😅 good 🥠 coming your way
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on March 31, 2022, 01:54:45 AM
So, this is a gay dating site now? ???

http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=stats (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=stats)
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=314.0;attach=1037;image)

Seems legit...

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/digital/video/hero/Movies/2003/B000I9U792_Radio_UXSY1._V142676556_RI_SX940_.jpg)

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Innerreach on March 31, 2022, 02:54:34 AM
None of you ever bothered to ask me what I think. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME-- *runs down hall to bedroom, slams door, plays Taylor Swift AT FULL VOLUME*

Ha! This is actually rather cute. I still want to punch you in the piehole, though.

(https://i.imgur.com/lirwjRf.gif)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on March 31, 2022, 03:22:51 AM
I still want to punch you in the piehole, though.

That's only because your relentless exposure to violence during your developmental years—many of which you are still club-footedly lumbering through, you stunted mongrel—has taught you the lesson that face punching is a fast route to accomplishing learning.

That would only be in the proper context. Face punching plus constant, cringe-inducing mendacity doesn't teach anyone anything except how to avoid you.

Trust me, this used to be my area.

Ha! This is actually rather cute.

I'm going to find whomever you're trying to convince and pay them to stab you in the liver. stab stab stab
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Innerreach on March 31, 2022, 03:39:29 AM
That's only because your relentless exposure to violence during your developmental years—many of which you are still club-footedly lumbering through, you stunted mongrel—has taught you the lesson that face punching is a fast route to accomplishing learning.

That would only be in the proper context. Face punching plus constant, cringe-inducing mendacity doesn't teach anyone anything except how to avoid you.

Trust me, this used to be my area.

I'm going to find whomever you're trying to convince and pay them to stab you in the liver. stab stab stab

(https://i.imgur.com/KRbMIo9.gif)

I can see you're undergoing another misplaced fit of psychological projection again, Jacko.

No wonder I want to punch you in your big cock holster. ::)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on March 31, 2022, 03:43:50 AM
I can see you're undergoing another misplaced fit of psychological projection again, Jacko.

Sure, Jan.


No wonder I want to punch you in your big cock holster. ::)

Hopefully you can wait until all the chicks who want to kick me in my dick and then openly lie to my face about it being an accident get their turn. I think you'll want to go for the big finish.
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Innerreach on March 31, 2022, 04:40:27 AM
Sure, Jan.


Hopefully you can wait until all the chicks who want to kick me in my dick and then openly lie to my face about it being an accident get their turn. I think you'll want to go for the big finish.


Nah, man.

In my heart of hearts, I wish you’d finally be honest with yourself and open up that pretentious, gay little vegan sandwich shop you always dreamed of.

Maybe then, you could actually lighten up a bit and realize that your inner angst and paranoia are but born from the repressions of your heart's true desire to take up crocheting and lesbian dance theory.

Just spit-balling some lifestyle concepts that seem to fit your personality better than that of a sorcerer.

(https://i.imgur.com/nsVyfCq.jpg)

I believe in you, Jacko. :-*
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on March 31, 2022, 05:49:27 AM
In my heart of hearts, I wish you’d finally be honest with yourself and open up that pretentious, gay little vegan sandwich shop you always dreamed of.  [...] I believe in you, Jacko. :-*

Then finance it, do my taxes, and don't complain when I blow my allowance on dope every three and a half weeks. Like f****** clockwork. I will just sell my virgin a****** if you try to stop me, f*****. Eat s*** and die.

Say hi to your mom for me. Brush your teeth first
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Innerreach on March 31, 2022, 04:04:23 PM
Then finance it, do my taxes, and don't complain when I blow my allowance on dope every three and a half weeks. Like f****** clockwork. I will just sell my virgin a****** if you try to stop me, f*****. Eat s*** and die.

Say hi to your mom for me. Brush your teeth first

https://youtu.be/pcY2pGvx5i4

You'll forever be a loser with an attitude like that. ???
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on March 31, 2022, 04:48:08 PM
(https://i3.cpcache.com/merchandise/140_550x550_Front_Color-White.jpg?AttributeValue=NA&c=False&region={%22name%22:%22FrontCenter%22,%22width%22:3.2,%22height%22:2,%22alignment%22:%22MiddleCenter%22,%22orientation%22:0,%22dpi%22:100,%22crop_x%22:0,%22crop_y%22:0,%22crop_h%22:200,%22crop_w%22:300,%22scale%22:0,%22template%22:{%22id%22:11908058,%22params%22:{}}}&cid=PUartJBjiF/yg4FdKqiggQ==%20||%20ybhNgCZimue22ky/ujKnHQ==)

You'll forever be a loser with an attitude like that. ???

Good. Fuck your ‘winnings,’ Winner.

*lightning thunder crashes*
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Master Trollda on April 12, 2022, 07:46:02 PM
Why is every top right quote a Jackstar quote lately? Is he picking them? That would make aense. ???
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Worthauger on April 12, 2022, 08:03:04 PM
Is he picking them?

I am not. I am simply the only one here who can handle the truth. *click*
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Master Trollda on April 12, 2022, 08:05:34 PM
I am not. I am simply the only one here who can handle the truth. *click*

Try mixing it up a bit. Choosing your quotes ALL the time is a dead give away. ::) ::)

My diagnosis: primary narcissism.
Title: Re: Tippity-Top riot
Post by: Worthauger on April 12, 2022, 08:09:19 PM
MORNING
Urbanol 5mg
Dopaquel 50mg
Serdep 150mg
Epilizine 300mg


EVENING
Urbanol 5mg
Dopaquel 400mg
Epilizine 500mg


Oh, yes, I remember this now. I did ask for this. I didn't see this until now. Thank you! Bee tea dubs: you are on a shitload of drugs. Holy Mother of God. If I was on all that, I wouldn't be able to fucking blink. I feel like I need to compensate for something now.  As soon as I am off the phone with my attorney, I'm going to go score. This relative sobriety shit is for the birds, man.

seeing as though you're putting certain people down for their use of Abilify

This report is untrue and factually inaccurate.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 12, 2022, 08:17:50 PM
My diagnosis: primary narcissism.

Well Doc, then I'm doing something right. Now get over here and take my temperature.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 12, 2022, 08:23:42 PM
Try mixing it up a bit. Choosing your quotes ALL the time is a dead give away. ::) ::)

Please see below for evidence attached to this post, Emoticon Prime. (I don't know why I can't post inline images anymore, but it's probably because I'm a Nazi golden golem fucker.)

I asked him for permission to post that screen grab of our conversation, but he was on the phone washing his hair. I don't know what time he changed the top right quote, but he was obviously quite taken with what I wrote.

Most people are. And if you call me a liar one more goddam time, I'm going to kill myself.
Title: Top, right
Post by: Jackstar on April 12, 2022, 08:30:23 PM
You can stop hoping [. .] I'm gonna talk to you soon.

Top, write.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 12, 2022, 08:33:59 PM
Back by popular demand.

I'm not going to lie, I woke up this morning, & just about deleted all my bookmarks again.

Thundergnome notwithstanding relentless, interrogative questioning. That's too bad unfortunate.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 12, 2022, 09:30:33 PM
I asked him for permission to post that screen grab of our conversation, but he was on the phone washing his hair.

Permissions received. I'm calling you out. Make it rain.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: AZZERAE on April 12, 2022, 10:17:54 PM
Why is every top right quote a Jackstar quote lately?

Because he's the only one writing anything worthy.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: AZZERAE on April 12, 2022, 10:31:57 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/1sVLKZQ/Screenshot-20220412-131258.png)

Totally Photoshopped.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 12:37:39 AM
Because he's the only one writing anything worthy.

(https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/315/3157.gif)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 04:25:47 AM
Back by popular demand.

Nautical Shore how I missed thus;  could you merge Top Right Corner (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=314.0) with this thread?

I imagine that there were several meth-induced spamtastic posts by a certain sock puppeteer that precluded my "lack-of-vision."

Apogees!

https://youtu.be/ozUOSHfF_aQ

The inestimable eMCee would do such thangs with ease, if the fancy seized 'im;  as I recall.

TIA

  (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Master Trollda on April 13, 2022, 04:47:26 AM
Because he's the only one writing anything worthy.

Excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 05:00:17 AM
Excuse me, I just threw up in my mouth a little.

See? Right there: top right. DO IT.
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 05:10:49 AM
...DO IT.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 05:11:45 AM
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)

What is this supposed to even do?
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 05:15:28 AM
What is this supposed to even do?

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MB63IzTQWSY/maxresdefault.jpg)

Axing for a fiend.

   (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 05:20:27 AM
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MB63IzTQWSY/maxresdefault.jpg)

Axing for a fiend.

Well, I am pretty happy.
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 05:23:12 AM
Well, I am pretty happy.
(https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F002%2F103%2F342%2F50e.jpg)
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 05:30:28 AM
(https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED678/61464e29606ca.jpeg)

I identify as a totesmisandristic lesbian on alternate Thursdays, if it helps any.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 05:41:22 AM
I identify as a totesmisandristic lesbian on alternate Thursdays, if it helps any.

That's grate!

(https://i.imgur.com/Pivvl9o.jpg)

I do not wish to participate in your homosexual fantasies, which probably doesn't help at all...

  (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 05:44:20 AM
I do not wish to participate in your homosexual fantasies, which probably doesn't help at all...

I would prefer not to participate in your biosphere.
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 05:46:29 AM
I would prefer not to participate in your biosphere.

Kill yourself;  or suck it up, Alice.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 05:50:27 AM
Alice

I haven't seen her in 9,560,651 seconds. You're pissing up the wrong rope.

Come get your dog, Maggot.
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 05:54:37 AM
I haven't seen her...

Alice, you look in the mirror!

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b3/5b/1b/b35b1b8cb31e657d160c46583ada7df7.jpg)

Do you understand the difference between chess and checkers?

Axing for a fiend, TIA.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 05:56:50 AM
Kill yourself

Before or after study hall?
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on April 13, 2022, 06:09:56 AM
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=130.0;attach=766;image)
Before or after study hall?

You can study the biosphere you wish to inhabit as long as you like;  if you find I still inhabit it:  I recommend you kill yourself or "suck it up," Alice.

        (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 06:16:08 AM
"suck it up," Alice.

You bring the stones, I got The Glass House. You suck it up, how you like them golden f****** apple pancakes, motherfu — *click*
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on April 13, 2022, 07:14:09 AM
You can study the biosphere you wish to inhabit as long as you like;

Asgard. I'm doing my thesis on it. Stay fucked off. Don't enter any of my portals.
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: AZZERAE on April 16, 2022, 08:46:45 AM
Nautical Shore how I missed thus;  could you merge Top Right Corner (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=314.0) with this thread?

Done and done.
Title: Re: Top right
Post by: Innerreach on April 16, 2022, 02:28:55 PM
Because he's the only one writing anything worthy.

Nigga whuuut!?🙃
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on April 17, 2022, 05:43:11 AM
gAY, not thAT THERe is anything wRONG with that...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Worthauger on April 18, 2022, 09:44:46 PM
Nevertheless. You can stop acting like a retard giraffe, Fuck-0(s). Srsly. I WAS TRYNA BE NICE. Piss off, fuck off, and go get wanked off again while you pass time until your next H dose, you fucking shithead dopefuck MORE ON. *actual click*


Obvious come on man is obvious.
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: pate on July 10, 2022, 05:11:56 PM
(https://alchetron.com/cdn/Radio-2003-film-images-c7e6fff3-a183-4725-991c-788583290f3.jpg)

Are we threatening your democracy, Jack? (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?PHPSESSID=2cd53dbf12b88c758d5f7baa9b28b9fd&topic=76.msg31333#msg31333)

Yay!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Jackstar on July 10, 2022, 07:08:30 PM
Yay!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Okay robot compute her
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on July 30, 2022, 10:43:30 PM
What is this #WeakSauce (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=128.msg31747#msg31747)?

-Colonel Pate Manly
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Innerreach on July 31, 2022, 05:44:24 AM
What is this #WeakSauce (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=128.msg31747#msg31747)?

-Colonel Pate Manly

This utterance should be tattooed on Jackstar’s dick, right next to his mother's initials.
Title: Re: Top Right Corner
Post by: Worthauger on July 31, 2022, 12:56:44 PM
tattooed on Jackstar’s dick, right next to his mother's initials.

Dude! It's her dick.