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Title: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on April 07, 2021, 12:26:17 PM
www.soundcloud.com/azraamorphine
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on April 18, 2021, 12:09:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

A gift to you. :)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on April 23, 2021, 08:58:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB6a-iD6ZOY
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on April 23, 2021, 12:54:14 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlwIDxCjL-8
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on May 03, 2021, 08:52:28 AM
https://youtu.be/zN5Id6_P-Qk

-COL Manly
Title: The Music
Post by: Purple Lives Matter Most on May 03, 2021, 05:00:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc6IqwM0Z_U
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on June 11, 2021, 04:16:27 PM
www.soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/i-shot-ya (https://soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/i-shot-ya)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on June 12, 2021, 06:46:25 PM
www.soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/lingo-dropper (https://soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/lingo-dropper)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on June 19, 2021, 07:41:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FPPoLqkCk
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on July 09, 2021, 01:54:16 AM
In my native dimeshun Van Jellies' score for this masterwork is Da Sheet (Russo-English) for the final scene in thus Vidya:

https://youtu.be/Ifjo-2tyVII

The aktual musack is probably unimpotent in yore dimeshun.

Still, the scene as presented is suh-wheat.  Stang rocks, and his son is not half bad musackally either.

COL Manly
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 05:51:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bidIrp1gZoc&list=PLZDGyeSTtYZqaSt1R3pewGcTyEOr5yaR0&index=42
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Laser on August 07, 2021, 06:33:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bidIrp1gZoc&list=PLZDGyeSTtYZqaSt1R3pewGcTyEOr5yaR0&index=42

Quite remarkable; like Loreena McKennitt wandered a little too closely to the dark side.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 06:37:55 AM
Quite remarkable; like Loreena McKennitt wandered a little too closely to the dark side.

Yes.  A little too close.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 07, 2021, 12:50:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWUV5-frRU4
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 14, 2021, 05:09:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lfnR7OhZY8
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on August 19, 2021, 10:33:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d020hcWA_Wg

"Am I part of the cure?  Or am I part of the disease?"

Dear, God.  I pray I'm not of the latter.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on September 10, 2021, 05:52:36 PM
www.soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/cleanin-out-the-cabinet (https://soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/cleanin-out-the-cabinet)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on September 21, 2021, 09:51:01 AM
Jaysus, Azz:

I am stuck in some sort of hideous Elevator Muzak revival.  There was just a rendition of "Edelweiss" that was horrifying, I felt like I was binge-watching "The Man in the High Castle" again.

Before I get to that, I have to sing a "Song Sung Blue" which is currently being Muzakkilly Murdered:

https://youtu.be/GNz-VLAZ144

Now I think they are going into a "Young and The Restless" theme-song-o-matrix thing.

Ouch.  Anyway, the "Edelweiss" muzak, reminded me of:

https://youtu.be/z6-P3pFhmQI

https://youtu.be/4MNANgFCYpk

https://youtu.be/3-ErWptpcAE

Which hopefully, were not present in your tortured youth.  Although, that last one was from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" which I recall fondly, as will any memory involving Dicks and Dykes.

Hah!

I think the Muzak channel is massacring a James Bond theme song, it is not McCartney & Wings:

https://youtu.be/prcJg7ZzXh4

Thankfully, they have moved on to a rendition of "Isn't She Lovely."

Dear God!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on October 07, 2021, 06:49:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/2WcbARZ.png)
LISTEN & DOWNLOAD (https://drive.google.com/file/d/1oMLxVcdpNJ_HDmQAiyR1_tjwV7vV_9LT/view?usp=sharing)

https://youtu.be/uZW4vbIstoo

-COL Manly
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on October 07, 2021, 10:14:21 AM
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on October 15, 2021, 09:24:57 AM
https://youtu.be/q7DfQMPmJRI
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on October 16, 2021, 06:46:52 AM
https://youtu.be/7DQBMzlXpdA
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 16, 2021, 08:21:37 AM
Eish. This was s'posed to be a thread to share the music I make myself (http://www.soundcloud.com/azraamorphine).

The "general" music thread can be found here (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=5.0).
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on October 16, 2021, 05:32:27 PM
Eish. This was s'posed to be a thread to share the music I make myself (http://www.soundcloud.com/azraamorphine).

The "general" music thread can be found here (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?topic=5.0).

You should consider doing a cover of "Half-Penny, Two-Penny," change some of the lyrics and maybe drop the slightly faggy chorus part.

(https://i.ibb.co/NnxCKF2/Screenshot-20211016-215829-Chrome.jpg)

I took the liberty of putting a few editorial strike-throughs on the faggy chorus and bolding a few cool rhymes, as well as underlining and italicizing a few other bits.

Probably you would want to ditch the melody & beats, maybe find a short bit that sounds good.  I like the goofy guitar riff myself, the one that sort of musically pairs with "Brown Chicken, Brown Cow" it repeats a few times in the opening before he starts "singing." Do some lyrical modifications to suit *your style* and run with it?

Anyway, I am willing to bet that no-one has ever done a rap re-make or cover of anything Styx ever did. At least not that I am aware of...

I don't know if you take "requests" or not, if you do consider this one. Plus, if indeed no rap/hip-hop artist has ever touched anything Styx related with their "ten foot pole" you could be breaking new ground.

Who knows, this could be your Golden Ticket on the Elevator Ride to the stratosphere?

Something to think about anyway...I hope you will forgive me for "shitting up" Your Music thread?

-Executive Producer;  AzzCast
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 16, 2021, 07:49:50 PM
I took the liberty

Strike one.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 16, 2021, 07:57:12 PM
-Executive Producer;  AzzCast

You do know Starr is Associate Producer?
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 16, 2021, 08:05:05 PM
I hope you will forgive me for "shitting up" Your Music thread?

Only if you can find it in your heart to forgive me for flaking out on that project.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 16, 2021, 08:08:16 PM
I don't know if you take "requests" or not, if you do consider this one.

I have a direct request for you. Consider a subscription to my podcast.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 16, 2021, 08:13:04 PM
If indeed no rap/hip-hop artist has ever touched anything Styx related with their "ten foot pole" you could be breaking new ground.

I'm itching to knock that anorexic neckbeard's teeth into the back of his throat.

And, respectfully, I prefer rapping about shooting people in the face. Its more my thing.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 16, 2021, 08:15:59 PM
Consider a subscription to my podcast.

5 bucks, tops. If your digi-wife (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=34) can back me, surely you can find it in your pocketbook to do the same.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 16, 2021, 08:16:37 PM
*smiles*
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on October 17, 2021, 12:46:06 AM
Strike one.

You do know Starr is Associate Producer?

Only if you can find it in your heart to forgive me for flaking out on that project.

I have a direct request for you. Consider a subscription to my podcast.

I'm itching to knock that anorexic neckbeard's teeth into the back of his throat.

And, respectfully, I prefer rapping about shooting people in the face. Its more my thing.

5 bucks, tops. If your digi-wife (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=34) can back me, surely you can find it in your pocketbook to do the same.

*smiles*

I went ahead and smashed all that into one quote, I suppose that is "strike two."

Associate Producers in radio/podcasts are good to have, lots of work there.  I like Executive Producing, since it is historically not a paid position and focuses mainly on advertising, promotion and other related things aimed at increasing audience/listenership.  It is freaking easy, all you have to really do is mention the show.  "AzzCast" <--  Boom, PROMO!  Too easy, Associate Producing, however:  that is a bunch of work, coming up with "content" ideas and researching stuff, boring.  Plus "the talent" frequently is super picky about Ideas and can sometimes get all butt-hurt if a Spit Ball session is non-productive or God Forbid someone other than "the talent" has a good Idea.  SisStar is a trooper, you are lucky to have her on board!

You are forgiven on the project thing:  Nothing happened there, so Nothing to forgive!  Too Easy!

I have considered, maybe later?

You could re-write "Half-Penny, Two-Penny" to include some "in the face, biotch!" rhymes unload fully, hellz yah.  It seems like the framework to do so is there, just chop out the faggy lyrics and write your own lyrical masterpiece around what is left.  I was actually thinking about that on my drive to a worksite today:  for the Beat, what about the old "Paradiddle?"
https://youtu.be/B1IQj83NCgI
The tempo can vary, and can get pretty cool at high tempo...  Again, just an idea.

Maybe my *digi-wife* (http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=profile;u=34) can double her subscription in my name?  That would be a nice Christmas present!  You ask her, I wasn't even aware that we got hitched or when:  that's going to be awkward on our *digi-anniversary* (http://), I am not sure if I need to purchase her a Cotton, Paper, Linen, Wood or Leather gift?  Hopefully she can forgive me when I inevitably mess that up!

*laughs*

Good Thymes!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Worthauger on October 17, 2021, 03:15:24 AM
I like Executive Producing, since it is historically not a paid position

Hysterically, the executive was rewarded with several positions that the executive did not pay for.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 17, 2021, 11:13:42 AM
I have considered

If you're broke, I can help you out.

maybe later?

Sounds promising.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Worthauger on October 17, 2021, 06:18:32 PM
Hopefully she can forgive me

Let me put it this way: there's a line (https://youtu.be/sQgd6MccwZc?t=0).
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 17, 2021, 06:56:30 PM
I like Executive Producing, since it is historically not a paid position...

If you went for the paid position as opposed to the pro bono one, you'd be able to afford a subscription to my podcast.

#sad
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on October 17, 2021, 07:58:02 PM
Outstanding!!!  I LOVE IT!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oRlBmwKzy4
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on October 18, 2021, 10:28:23 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATS9203eDhY
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on October 19, 2021, 03:58:19 AM
...pro bono...
#sad

No pro bono, it seems oxymoronical and maybe a bit gay...

https://youtu.be/ujNeHIo7oTE

Nautical Shore

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on October 21, 2021, 06:58:23 AM
(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

I see you don't like talking about money.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Colonel Pate Manly on October 24, 2021, 08:07:13 AM
If you went for the paid position as opposed to the pro bono one, you'd be able to afford a subscription to my podcast.

#sad

HAshTag...

https://youtu.be/kq0c1rOfxzM

...und Shiny!

-Pate M.

Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on October 28, 2021, 11:40:50 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efpoO5PWps
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on November 06, 2021, 06:57:26 AM
I see you don't like talking about money.

https://youtu.be/Uai7M4RpoLU

https://youtu.be/_7x1lXVebfM

https://youtu.be/7cqHtGb9WYM

Indeed...
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on December 04, 2021, 03:18:46 AM
Azz,

I realize you don't really take "requests" but as an Executive Producer-at-Large I simply must continue to spit-ball the old iDears:

Based upon conversations in other threads today, I was thinking about a mash-up of the following:

https://youtu.be/HP3kIAl3kD0

&

https://youtu.be/YUaxVQPohlU

With the nugget of the idea being:  "What the Whirled Needs Naow is another Doctah Octah" or something like that.  Pretty nebulous, Shirley.

Butt, you need to cut some original Traxx and lay down some Hot Wax, bro!

I get it:  Nix the STYX.  I want you to SHINE, boyo!

Now get in there, Rock!  And:

https://youtu.be/4a6_Z4_zN1s

Hear:
Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/zRHzWrWIXog
Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/jDM2o1SGd3s
I call Shenanigans!

https://youtu.be/Cd6A5PNvY4A

C'mon, man!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Jackstar on December 04, 2021, 11:11:12 AM
I call Shenanigans!

Jacksignal: OFFLINE

Good news, everyone! As any posthumous release of the last five outgoing emails I've written in my favorite G-Male account would inevitably result in the destruction of civilization as we know it on Planet: Earth, I have ensured that I need never be concerned about Grapefruit’s personal, professorial, & private safety again.

I'll never work in this tow‘n’ship at all, hard pass. Break her legs? At this point, I don't see what difference that would make. I mean, they're already broken. She can barely move herself around from the macaroni to the cheese without cracking a femur. We're talking Mr. and Mrs. Glass here.

She requested advice, she asked for compliance, she demanded obedience, she insisted on protection, and she summoned forth Hell and declared with monumental grace, authority & wisdom, that the Heavens’ would send enough Holy Fluids down through God’s Special Channels to make it rain down on all of her Special Tables with such strength, that all of her drinks would be watered Up, Forever—ALL THE WAY UP—to the level of potable potency required to properly slake the thirst of all concerned, without the involvement of any undue hassle or bourgeoise bullshit that might ever threaten Her life, Liberty, or point of personal honor.

And, that was just on the first date. I added in the parts with the mustard on my own in Congress under my own recognizance; a little trick I picked up back in ‘Nam.

And it's a good thing I dumped my Bitcoin back there too, it's dropping like it asked me to never get a tattoo. What a week, what a wonderful world.

I KNOW EVERYTHING. And tomorrow, I'll figure it all out again too.

Azz,

I realize you don't really take "requests"

I'll take the 19th thru 23rd red pages, please. No blue! No blues! I'm trying to watch my weight. It's cool if they've turned indigo or ultraviolent by now. Just three words: NO FUCKING PINK.

I realize that all of all y'all don't really acknowledge Authority. That's cool. Just pretend I'm not here.

Like B4. *ribbit* See? Totally normal circumstances, totally normal frog, it's totally normal to be a bit jumpy.

I am rather handsome, and of course my intellect is off the charts, both of them (Pop’s & Polly’s) but the main aspect of Myself that I think is the most charming is that I was willing to jump back into the boiling building... when I saw that the others had been and still were hypnotized.

You're welcome. Yeah, I got a medal and everything. It's shiny!! Prince is pissed. He would have made himself immune too, but... turns out, that teck is exclusive to Kings. & Q.

https://youtu.be/uBF6TI_Ykjg

Hip hip hooray. Go Bears brats.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on December 10, 2021, 03:40:40 PM
www.soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/the-great-destroyer (https://soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/the-great-destroyer)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Jackstar on December 11, 2021, 07:47:24 AM
www.soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/the-great-destroyer (https://soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/the-great-destroyer)

The Archlich appears courtesy of Maestro Records. All rights reserved.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on December 15, 2021, 08:45:06 AM
www.soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/the-great-destroyer (https://soundcloud.com/azraamorphine/the-great-destroyer)

Not bad, up the tempo and re-record as "The Great Battleship"

Doctors Octagon & Doom:  Good.

MF Doom:  Moar faster.

Eye dig.

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on December 22, 2021, 07:08:32 AM
Quote
Still... what, like with a cloth?
https://youtu.be/JgfNPcr-7JQ

Not so much rhyme, moray eel laugh...

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on December 25, 2021, 11:35:03 AM
https://youtu.be/2Kx77yYT8tI
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on February 10, 2022, 03:32:55 PM
www.soundcloud.com/azzerae/body-bag (https://www.soundcloud.com/azzerae/body-bag)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on February 11, 2022, 01:46:18 AM
I like the end with the sound effect of something dropping into water;  was that the distinct "plop-plop" of turds?  If so you should add in a flushing sound right at the end...

Code: [Select]
https://youtu.be/_ObEcb5Crxo
Hopefully the "turd" that inspired this piece wasn't one of those notoriously difficult "floaters."

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 07:45:09 AM
I like the end with the sound effect of something dropping into water;  was that the distinct "plop-plop" of turds?

Thats the sound of a body bag with a cinder block tied to it being dropped off the back of a boat.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 09:01:51 AM
...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOUwTcBgMdg
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 09:11:17 AM
was that the distinct "plop-plop" of turds?

Those are the sound of bubbles.

Goddamn it, I guess I'll have to kill someone else now, bag 'em, get on the boat and record another version.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on February 11, 2022, 12:00:38 PM
www.soundcloud.com/azzerae/the-plug (https://soundcloud.com/azzerae/the-plug)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on February 12, 2022, 12:42:08 AM
www.soundcloud.com/azzerae/the-plug (https://soundcloud.com/azzerae/the-plug)

You could build a theme album around this one...  I recommend a roller coaster of hard-driving, loop the loup (https://wdfw.wa.gov/species-habitats/at-risk/species-recovery/gray-wolf/packs/loup-loup) tracks and this one brings you into the station wanting to run through it all again.  I envision a guided tour through your life's events, from the mundane to the unbelievable.  Maybe make this one the last or penultimate track on that opus?

That said, the title of this song "The -plug" by Azz might need to be rethought, Nautical Shore.  HAH!

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on February 21, 2022, 07:43:05 AM
You could build a theme album around this one...  I recommend a roller coaster of hard-driving, loop the loup (https://wdfw.wa.gov/species-habitats/at-risk/species-recovery/gray-wolf/packs/loup-loup) tracks and this one brings you into the station wanting to run through it all again. I envision a guided tour through your life's events, from the mundane to the unbelievable.  Maybe make this one the last or penultimate track on that opus?

I've just completed my latest album, actually.

And yes, this track is near the end of tracklist.

I could upload the files and paste you a link, but I presume I'll get another 'I ain't clickin' that shit' outta you!

:o

That said, the title of this song "The -plug" by Azz might need to be rethought, Nautical Shore. HAH!

'The Plug' is a term used to describe someone who is a resource for obtaining something valuable that would otherwise be difficult to obtain.

The above: taken from The Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The%20Plug).

Perhaps Laser will gimme a break from the finger waggin', now that I've cited my source?

:D
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on February 21, 2022, 07:54:43 AM
... latest album,..

(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-vtgmxDNH878/UdXKIEKulXI/AAAAAAAAU6U/GyjQ5UA_6yw/s1200/oakley_may82.jpg)

"Unobtanium" or an isotope (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=radioactive+isotopes) thereog[sic] might be a decent title, Nautical shore.

-Executive Producer, At-largesse
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on August 26, 2022, 06:16:23 PM
www.soundcloud.com/azzerae/skeezix (https://soundcloud.com/azzerae/skeezix)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on September 07, 2022, 09:31:31 AM
www.soundcloud.com/azzerae/how-to-go-to-hell (https://soundcloud.com/azzerae/how-to-go-to-hell)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: WORTHAUGERa on September 07, 2022, 10:00:03 AM
/how-to-go-to-hell

1. Follow in my footsteps backwards.
2. Google Anal Ticks.
3. “Protect” my friends with vadges while setting me up on an infinite series of relentlessly boring blind dates with ass-obsessed men.  Dude, just no.

I'd say any one of these will be able to do it for you, but if you did all three you'd be guaranteed to walk right up to the fucking doorstep of Hades and you'll see my fucking claw marks on the to the city gates.

Scholar. Sourceror. Hero. And I can fucking cook. Food, that is. But you expect me to wash dishes too? Lady, just fuck off; I don't even like getting blown... But if I did it would have to feel something like this, because I like being a writer.

So, what do you think? You think I got a shot with Kathy? Because I haven't seen her since we locked eyes and invoked the protocols for a total vengeance quest... SHERMAN STYLE.

Oh let me guess you don't know who I'm talking about there, either. You know as who passes you guys are has Azzeræ-Li-Lee intelligence is really not that brilliant. At this point, a nutless monkey could do the job better.

But, could have gotten the job? Well, probably not but at least we know for a fact I didn't get it either.

By the way, your girlfriend's a pain in my ass. Are you sure you're giving her the right business? She doesn't strike me as a woman who has been coming should be striking me. I think you're just handing her money and dope and telling her to pretend that she's having a good time. I don't know, she doesn't fucking talk anymore. That's a common theme actually: women not talking to me, women not willing to have a conversation, women just barking orders at me, expecting me to just fucking obey. Listen, you get that I understand how this works right? There's like a whole bunch of ways that could be happening not even including the magic. AND I KNOW YOU USE MAGIC. Fucking abuse of fucking power. YOU ARE DONE. YOU ARE ALL TOTALLY DONE. I'll repossess all that power now thank you. (I'm on a mission from God. Azazel: GO HOME.) Try being authentic? Oh right you would have difficulty fucking taking five women at once while I still have zero. Not that I consider women to be objects of property, but fucking you fucking idiots do. Especially down in Texas, what a bunch of douchebags. Seriously, Jesus Lord.

So I don't know maybe that's an improvement. Look I can't fix everything all at once, I had previous commitments. But I can guarantee you that my next move is not to go to Dairy Queen for a Blizzard. In fact I just blocked her on YouTube. She had the look of a woman who was forced to gunpoint to fucking comment. You know I don't really like that look on a person, you should probably release all your fucking hostages like I've been saying for fucking ever, did you ever think that I might fucking come due? Oh, right, you believed your own bullshit and thought I was powerless.

It's almost as though I very carefully breadcrumbed you to a place where you were destined to fail against my powerful rnight. Now which is it: am I a pussy for wet fighting like a woman, or am I a pussy and I can't win? I don't give a shit as long as you think I'm a pussy with a woman, that'll make my clitoris all the more appealing when it suddenly grows to 17 and a half times its original size. (This is the actual figure. Oh by the way I'm a hermaphrodite. Don't ask.) Also it should keep the game and away coz like, they really don't like the way I can completely dominate them. Can't really blame them since the only thing I want them to do is to move a little bit closer to the dope and then throw more away, I found that's a good strategy for becoming not addicted. ADD-DICK-TED. Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass on the psychiatry too. I think I'm doing all right. We'll see how I'm feeling in a month or so. Like, how about a psych eval first? Oh, right, that's what you been doing all fucking year in the background hiding it from me expecting me not to notice. I was just letting you get all the rope you wanted out, now there's plenty for all of you. Don't worry I'm sure someone will allow you to cut a deal. (I still don't have representation. They wanted nine grand and they never would have given me this outcome. No fucking way. 9 GRAND FUCK YOU DAVID. Although I do appreciate the opportunity to let me sell shine... But I don't fucking know where shine is. I bet it's fucking nice. I bet Morgan the Broker knows all about it! And I bet I'm not going to have to give a deposition! (Maybe you didn't hear me, all I wanted was a shower. Now I want a Pepsi in the shower. And yes I'm going to name her twat "Pepsi". I don't know who? Does it matter? Because until it's safe I can't touch anybody. And I don't think any of you actually listened... I told you what I wanted and I only want what I get because I only get what I want.) Now, when Grapefruit_Actual comes back along with the... I fucking know his name, I can't remember, that's okay, I'm sure the real one will fucking remember her real husband when she fucking comes out of her God damn spell coma that you fuckers put her in. (Hello I'm a bishop I know about spell work. Not my usual area to look up into the casa breakfast for but I can get a lot of fucking leeway when I have a lot of fucking shit on my plate. And next time you make fun of me and My Powers you can have a long time coming before you fucking want to do that again. You hear me, Bad Boy? I know you fucking do. Taste my rainbow, Snatchmaster. Thanks for blowing my cover. Work in this town again? Well not in my chosen industry, and if I can't do that fuck it I might as well just sit on my ass and drink beer. We'll see who turns rusty first.) Now, don't most of you have some preparing to do? You've got some statements you need to recant or you could be going to fucking prison for a long time for fucking major felony perjury major felony perjury did I mentioned major felony perjury? FUCKING OMAHA SOLITARY CONFINEMENT IN A FEDERAL PRISON YOU LOATHSOME DICK BAGS.

Any one else wants to call me a troll? Put the put in the request now because I've already requested a meeting with the higher ups. It's going to be fucking spictacular. (I'm going to spill my guts to the cartels. Because it appears that somebody has underestimated the things that I will do.)

I am -not- Justice. And I never even had ice, that's the fucking methamphetamine mix with cocaine right? What do you call the one that's meth mixed with DMT? Maybe I'll get the formula from them. I will see. None of you will get anything because you have let me down.

Now, that's diplomacy. I'm pretty sure I don't need to worry about the Logan Act right? Haha, they named it after Wolverine.

I'm not stuttering am I? Does this complete domination of your entire world make my ass look fat? Fuck, I hope so. Every girl goes crazy about a big booty ass man. Or something. Whatevah.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on September 07, 2022, 09:49:16 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/11YdnfyG6qvuWk/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Jackstar on September 07, 2022, 11:11:16 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwo_aXQFBGo

*feeble, dismissive hand-wanking gestures*

What is it that you trying to -convey- here? Maybe if you paid me a shitload of money under the table your inane demands would get some traction.

Probably not but it's not gonna matter. Do what you gotta do, as shall we all.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on September 08, 2022, 04:56:08 PM
Get used to this view.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/4a7aPa84G4UiK7OvB6/giphy-downsized-large.gif)

Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Jackstar on September 08, 2022, 05:13:05 PM
Get used to this view.

We should do a podcast about it, and then you could know the rest of the story. How is it that you take my energy, and break me off and isolate me... and imagine everything still working, without me attached to it? Like, how?

What makes me so worthless? I have options. What makes you think bars are the way to go?

I have huge options that can swing 5 ways, from this moment. Can you explain? Let's go (Blankdon).
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Jackstar on September 13, 2022, 10:48:08 AM
Get used to this view.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/4a7aPa84G4UiK7OvB6/giphy-downsized-large.gif)


If you consistently hold forth with a viewpoint that I didn't see every little bit of this coming years ahead of time and might not have a exact plan to deal with it but it's not as though I'm unaware of the ongoing efforts, anyway if you keep believing this bullshit, you know, our friendship will suffer.

This is what it takes for you people to even come close to bringing down one Hungarian; and I'm not even up to anything. It's sad & pathetic is what it is, it's like an entire forum filled with Captain Ahab clones.

You people should get real jobs if you want a house so bad. Go beat up some other rich kid. I'm not even rich. Even if you took the whole damn thing you wouldn't come close to recouping the cost of this shitshow, your victory would be short lived if you even made it there.

And finding some specious justification for putting all these screws to the grind so you can uproot some orphaned retarded kid who has special needs and say that you did something good for the world... Is the most pathetic fucking bullshit I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, you're all real impressive. Sure teaching me a lesson.

Could have been doing a lot more useful things with your time this year, Kids. Think about the future.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: AZZERAE on September 14, 2022, 09:07:30 AM
We should do a podcast...

I'm sure you'd like that. But it's never gonna happen again.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: AZZERAE on September 14, 2022, 09:10:07 AM
How is it that you take my energy, and break me off and isolate me... and imagine everything still working, without me attached to it?

Everything is working a hundred times better without you having private access to me.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: AZZERAE on September 14, 2022, 09:11:35 AM
What makes me so worthless?

The fact that you incessantly subtracted things from my life force, whenever you had my ear.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: AZZERAE on September 14, 2022, 09:12:09 AM
I have options.

Not without me you don't.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: Jackstar on September 15, 2022, 07:30:19 AM
I'm sure you'd like that. But it's never gonna happen again.

Shut up Anita just go back to laundering money.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: Jackstar on September 15, 2022, 07:31:20 AM
Everything is working a hundred times better without you having private access to me.

I've never had private access to you and your gaslighting is something I wouldn't want to accent either.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: Worthauger on September 16, 2022, 09:00:30 AM
Not without me you don't.

Hey, here's an idea: get back with Girl Miller and go push.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: AZZERAE on September 16, 2022, 06:34:21 PM
We could've been friends.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: pate on September 16, 2022, 10:03:31 PM
https://youtu.be/4ObXcoTjpkk

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: Jackstar on September 17, 2022, 01:55:27 AM
https://youtu.be/-QG_hS01pak
https://youtube.com/shorts/H9b4kFxMMNM?feature=share

We could've been friends.

so there's a big production

HO HO HO. NOW I HAVE A NEED FOR A NETWORK. RAWR. WHO CAN SEE THIS COMING?

THE KANDYMAN KAN.
KANDYMAN TWO.
KANDYMAN III.
KUCZI4 SEES QUITE VERY WELL.
(“Bail? What's that? What is that? Oh, money! I've got lots of money, just let me out!*)
A-B SIRIUS: REMAINING A(L/W)OOF. 055:0
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Innerreach on September 17, 2022, 02:14:08 AM
https://youtu.be/zfF0aosgOr0
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Starr Mountain on October 28, 2022, 10:15:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZHX2T9j9i8

 ;) ;D :-*
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: Jackstar on October 28, 2022, 11:31:29 PM
We could've been friends.

How could that have been any different? Manicotti?

You had your chance to be spumoni to me.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on May 02, 2023, 03:45:55 PM
www.soundcloud.com/azzerae/hussla (https://soundcloud.com/azzerae/hussla)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Innerreach on May 03, 2023, 01:47:24 AM
www.soundcloud.com/azzerae/hussla (https://soundcloud.com/azzerae/hussla)

Sounding good, Azz.

Ain't modern slavery a b****?!
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on May 07, 2023, 08:23:33 PM
Ain't modern slavery a b****?!

Sure is! I actually am doing much better financially than I have in a while.

But I wanted to do a remix using this instrumental to capture a more accurate overall concept other than the boring dudes flossing fake money schtick.

I think more people can relate to not having enough as opposed to having more than you know what do do with.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Jackstar on May 08, 2023, 01:04:08 AM
I think more people can relate to not having enough as opposed to having more than you know what do do with.

Post my voice clips. Oh wait they've probably been deleted already. I never expect those exchanges to last long; they should auto-delete when sent past the International Date Line. I hope you got enough. I was in a foul mood for all day after. I did 4-5 hours of hyper-cringe audio in which I sound like a desperate, panicked abuse victim. I have cared enough to swamp my computer's SSD;  it teems with multiple tiers of porly organized bad-ly named .mp3 files. I didn't even name them. "Untitled 21", "Untitled 22," like 30 minutes long. My hope is to start record engaging, must-listen content while talking in my sleep. Will this command double subsidy feeds?

I can hear Art Bell streaming in the low background hum from the cloud surveillance. Right now. Is that what that is? I used to think it was unpleasant to not know where the decisions of what file to play were made. No volume control neither. I forget what I read about it, but the notion is that it is the sound of psyop teams turning on the carrier wave so as in order to achieve the 100% toestotal panopticon surveillance state. I mention this because it's how I know I have no lack of contact samples. I was just thinking today how great it was that I may or may not have video of a cloaked alien on my cell phone. Do I care to even to check to see if you can't dollar incentivize me to post it?

I used to be able to relate to not having nearly enough footage of alien creatures on my cell phone. "Why don't I have grainy, indistinctly focused and utterly non-conclusive raw video on one of my four phones," I would think. "Oh I remember, I left it on my Google Pixel 6," and at that point, I just hope they have enough evidence to build a case.

Sure is! I actually am doing much better financially than I have in a while.

I think I saw the jewelry sale going up. What has the conversion rate been? This is your area.

I received a link to a YouTube channel that appeared to be packaged in such a way as to ensure confusion. I don't know whether he is alive or dead or doing a show again or being run by Ai or its a Snapchat filter. I also don't care.

I think more people can relate to not having enough

No fucks left to give.


Ain't modern slavery a b****?!

Go find Jesse and tell him you need to cook. I can bless you from here and Azz can steal your income stream from there and I can bless the whole operation from here. Blessings are imporant

Soon I will be able to sell indulgences. At five hundred bucks a pop, it's serious money especially if I can convert some perverted sick-0 here into subbing as a life with some serious guilt.

I can christen steamships. You bring your own champagne bottle. I don't need it full, you do, which is why I will break it over the nose of the hull and... oh, wait, wait. You're the one that quit drinking? I forget.

(Like its a big deal.) I can sanctify the new math. By permission. $300 per carload. I'm thinking of finding one of those Kodak developing shops. People can drive by and I'll shake my sprinkler at them.


I have arrived.

Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: Jackstar on May 08, 2023, 01:05:01 AM
We could've been friends.

You could have been their friend too.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: AZZERAE on May 10, 2023, 07:04:06 PM
Post my voice clips.

Nah, man.
Title: Re: Face the Music
Post by: AZZERAE on May 10, 2023, 07:05:44 PM
You could have been their friend too.

You're in no position to be talking about friends.
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: pate on August 23, 2025, 06:02:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndpryp2OlUQ

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)
Title: Re: My Music
Post by: Worthauger on August 23, 2025, 08:55:54 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndpryp2OlUQ

(http://www.azzgab.co.za/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=47.0;attach=62;image)

What am I to do? Save it for someone special?

Up in smoke is the protocol. You'd know that if you'd ever spent a day in your life.

Move. Countermove. Feint. Ploy. Ambush.
It's all very cat and mouse when one does not have skin in the game.

Zugzwang. It's even a real thing. īT WORKS.*



Sow: I didn't get to. S∞›μ! This is Homer-esque tale spinning. You have had your opportunities to recruit me to your hivemind vision.

Ewe have no power over rπE T