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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5 Miseries with Jackstar
« on: Today at 07:19:47 AM »The goddam psychiatrist that I was involuntarily hooked up with has shown up here at the motel I've been staying at, working the front desk. Like seriously. Is she a hologram? Is it a Yakuza ploy? Is this what quackery is all about?
I am sure it is not the work of The Devil. (Standards.) And I am equally sure, that I am neither hallucinating, nor paranoid. I in fact quite liked the psychiatrist during the one (1) time I sat face to face with her; and although I neither needed nor desired them, it was nice of her to prescribe no less than SEVEN (7) medications that were supposed to, uh, "help." I of course did not fill them, and I am of course EAGERLY AWAITING THE RETURN OF MY PROPERTY THAT WAS STOLEN BY WHAT'S-HIS-FACE, WHOSE-HIS-DICK, AND WHY'S-HER-NUTS IN ORDER TO COVER THEIR SPECTACULARLY ILL-TIMED SURRENDER TO TEMPTATION... because that's what self-defense is all about, yo. Being willing to do, what everyone else cannot: entrap the fuck out of the whole goddam crew. (Is this boasting or is it witness tampering? Neither. This is IPOJ: Intellectual Paladin Obtaining Justice.
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And, what have you done, Azzerae? Well, here's a hint: they both start with T. (ram-a-doll, lol) Psychiatry is fu king hilarious, let me tell you! because, I'm serious: THE FUCKING QUACK FROM THE LOONEY BIN THAT I GOT SENT TO, IN AN ATTEMPT TO IMPRISON ME AND FUCK UP MY LIFE, SHOWED UP AT THE MOTEL I HAVE BEEN STAYING AT (quite unexpectedly; fuck your timetable, CIA clowns, *honk honk*) AS THE BROAD AT THE FRONT DESK WHO TAKES MY PLASTIC CARDS AND OFFERS ME RECEIPTS. (Rarely have I ever been so impressed by a tradecraft revelation; and I thank you all for these spiritual lessons.) Good thing I don't actually "smoke meth," n'est-ce pas? I literally actually never have... and have no reason to hurry up and knock that one off my list.
I walked in and spotted her instantly: PaladinVision(TM) is real. No joke. Let me tell you, a Mission from God is no small thing. It is also real.
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Not dangerous at all, psychiatrists, oh no. SHE WAS ABLE TO BE SUMMONED IN WHEN I STARTED BEHAVING IN WAYS ONLINE THAT MADE SUPERSTITIOUS QUACKS THINK I WAS ABUSING DRUGS, BUT INSTEAD... MOVE. COUNTERMOVE. FEINT. PARRY. RIPOSTE.
ON GUARD. (Looks good on me though.) I do believe I could develop a taste for this Old Man Hopscotch game one day. MAYBE if anyone PAID ME.
So far: no one has. EVERY PENNY HAS BEEN STOLEN BY MISANTRHROPIC NARCISSISTS WHO ARE ALL FIRMLY CONVINCED, THAT I AM LAZY, DO NOTHING USEFUL, AND SHOULD JUST 'GET A JOB.' hahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAH bwahhhaahaha yah, right.

