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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5 Miseries with Jackstar
« on: Today at 07:19:47 AM »
The goddam psychiatrist that I was involuntarily hooked up with has shown up here at the motel I've been staying at, working the front desk. Like seriously. Is she a hologram? Is it a Yakuza ploy? Is this what quackery is all about?

I am sure it is not the work of The Devil. (Standards.) And I am equally sure, that I am neither hallucinating, nor paranoid. I in fact quite liked the psychiatrist during the one (1) time I sat face to face with her; and although I neither needed nor desired them, it was nice of her to prescribe no less than SEVEN (7) medications that were supposed to, uh, "help." I of course did not fill them, and I am of course EAGERLY AWAITING THE RETURN OF MY PROPERTY THAT WAS STOLEN BY WHAT'S-HIS-FACE, WHOSE-HIS-DICK, AND WHY'S-HER-NUTS IN ORDER TO COVER THEIR SPECTACULARLY ILL-TIMED SURRENDER TO TEMPTATION... because that's what self-defense is all about, yo. Being willing to do, what everyone else cannot: entrap the fuck out of the whole goddam crew. (Is this boasting or is it witness tampering? Neither. This is IPOJ: Intellectual Paladin Obtaining Justice.

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And, what have you done, Azzerae? Well, here's a hint: they both start with T. (ram-a-doll, lol) Psychiatry is fu king hilarious, let me tell you! because, I'm serious: THE FUCKING QUACK FROM THE LOONEY BIN THAT I GOT SENT TO, IN AN ATTEMPT TO IMPRISON ME AND FUCK UP MY LIFE, SHOWED UP AT THE MOTEL I HAVE BEEN STAYING AT (quite unexpectedly; fuck your timetable, CIA clowns, *honk honk*) AS THE BROAD AT THE FRONT DESK WHO TAKES MY PLASTIC CARDS AND OFFERS ME RECEIPTS. (Rarely have I ever been so impressed by a tradecraft revelation; and I thank you all for these spiritual lessons.) Good thing I don't actually "smoke meth," n'est-ce pas? I literally actually never have... and have no reason to hurry up and knock that one off my list.

I walked in and spotted her instantly: PaladinVision(TM) is real. No joke. Let me tell you, a Mission from God is no small thing. It is also real.

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Not dangerous at all, psychiatrists, oh no. SHE WAS ABLE TO BE SUMMONED IN WHEN I STARTED BEHAVING IN WAYS ONLINE THAT MADE SUPERSTITIOUS QUACKS THINK I WAS ABUSING DRUGS, BUT INSTEAD... MOVE. COUNTERMOVE. FEINT. PARRY. RIPOSTE.

ON GUARD
. (Looks good on me though.) I do believe I could develop a taste for this Old Man Hopscotch game one day. MAYBE if anyone PAID ME.

So far: no one has. EVERY PENNY HAS BEEN STOLEN BY MISANTRHROPIC NARCISSISTS WHO ARE ALL FIRMLY CONVINCED, THAT I AM LAZY, DO NOTHING USEFUL, AND SHOULD JUST 'GET A JOB.' hahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAH bwahhhaahaha yah, right.



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Politics / Re: Epstein Files
« on: November 28, 2025, 08:04:07 AM »

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Random / Re: Music
« on: November 28, 2025, 07:53:32 AM »

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Politics / Re: Epstein Files
« on: November 22, 2025, 11:57:38 AM »
You are logged in as Jeffrey Epstein, jeevacation@gmail.com. These are real emails released by Congress. Explore by name, contribute to the starred list, search, or visit a random page.


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Politics / Re: Epstein Files
« on: November 17, 2025, 08:46:54 AM »

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5mwJ
« on: November 16, 2025, 12:19:55 AM »
You could probably experience more than a moment if you weren't vaguely loathsome.

There is nothing vague about it.

Bedtime for Kuczi - something to warm the cockles of his soul.

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5mwJ
« on: November 14, 2025, 09:26:36 AM »
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I'm tired and hungry. I don't have any money and then all I have is dry rice and nothing. I don't know where I can go and I don't know who died or if anyone did and... I don't know. Is this insane? I guess I should get a psychological evaluation instead of deliberately telling stories on the internet that make everything sound so much more insane than they actually are.

A moment of lucidity in the pit of HELL.

You poor pathetic bugger.

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5mwJ
« on: November 04, 2025, 08:49:33 AM »
Like listening to a lost soul screaming in hell.

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Random / Re: Music
« on: October 31, 2025, 10:08:08 AM »

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Politics / Re: Oh Canada
« on: October 29, 2025, 09:34:53 AM »
What’s even funnier is Canada trying to act tough toward a trading partner they are totally dependent on.

Carney is such a globalist schlub.

Ford is more of a schlub if there ever was a Canadian schlub. Of course the getting tough part is more for his political base. Carney used it for his own political win. Now the long hard part to lessen dependence. Likewise the long effort for America to redevelop its industrial base.

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: 5 Minutes with Jackstar
« on: October 23, 2025, 10:37:12 AM »
So someone screwed you over and ripped the ass out of your precious little piggy bank. Pull up a chaise lounge and tell us all about it. If it does any good. WE are all ears and cackles.


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Politics / Re: Charlie Kirk Assassination
« on: October 17, 2025, 02:07:20 AM »

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Radio & Podcasts / Re: Jackstar's Backyard Goulash
« on: October 12, 2025, 09:20:49 PM »
Plenty of paprika and fresh frog legs.



Hop to it!

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Random / Re: Ask Jack Anything
« on: October 06, 2025, 06:43:18 AM »
>kKknow: that's the other gΩμ

The other guy, huh? Looks like Ed Gein's hobby shop, alright. And you're hooked in the woods, cozy butter cottage and all. How many miles to Aintree?


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