Canada:



I notice that ALL CBC female reporters start off fairly fit and attractive and within a couple years balloon up to big commie babushkas. All that tax money they get paid to propagandize the people. Just another commie apparatchik.

I can crash on your couch if you don't mind that we will break it later.

No problem. I’d have to burn it anyway after you slept on it.

Jackstar, are you on the same drug as this guy?



Axing for a fiend.

Sow lonely. Sow, so lonely. a-bloo-bloo-bloo-boo-hoo boo-hoo-hoo

Maybe if you weren’t such a sociopath you wouldn’t be so lonely. You had your chance to be close to me.

While I have applied for the refugee program, I haven't heard back from them.

I suspect it may be because I'm not an Afrikaner, which are descendants of the Dutch. I hail from the English settlers.

So I'm in between a rock and a hard place.

Well, I’m glad you’re still here, anyway. Post more often and do something about top right. 

I’ve identified your point man on the street:



Walls. Closing. In.

Quiet, Piggy.