~True Story~

I take time out of my day to bring this forum shitty singing, cool synth pads, and a stupid alien abduction encounter, and all I get is fucking crickets...?

Just wondering if this was written, performed and produced entirely by yourself, and if so, that is in fact quite impressive.

I remember this. We're good. 🚏🛑🚏

Actually Oct. 7.

The Big Fence has finally gone up and just in time; the Big Freeze is fast upon us. That should keep the crackheads out for now which is some relief. I will no longer have to carry a baseball bat just stepping into my own backyard. I will no longer have to take a garden hose to their viscious mutt snapping at my ass. I will no longer have to suffer their threats, their arrogance and their BS. But I can not sleep soundly.

The way they raped my property still sticks in my craw. And they did it thinking they had every right to do so, as if I was causing them a problem. There will never be an apology or admission of fault from them. There is also a little shed in the corner of their lot and whoever is living there keeps hammering, sawing, scraping something day and night; that between the grunting, moaning, coughing and thuds and bumps of whatever they're doing. There is no getting away from it and no peace to be had.

It wlli soon be sunrise now and I may yet get a few hours of shut-eye before the pounding starts again.

This was Jan. 7. I woke up to the sound of a chainsaw outside my bedroom window.

Neighbors from hell had arrived next door.

“Any”? Look, I'm not buying that you wouldn't still make a passable bagman.

I meant good career choices, not the hundreds of menial and meaningless jobs I've had over the years. Cold Call Salesman, that was the worst by a mile.

This isn't my site, I'm not the admin or a board op, and I don't give a s*** why I'm banned from Bellgab, they can kiss my ass and go to Heaven without me, they're all a bunch of gaslighting stool pigeons and reprobate parasites, the lowest echelon of society: CORRUPT PORCINE THUGS.

Did you step on somebody's toes on Bellgab? Dump a bucket of swill? Cock a snoot? What line did you cross?

Oh, look at you: totesambivalent. Fuck this; I'm just going to masturbate myself to sleep.

So there.

Nighty night, don't let the succubi bite.