So you finally uploaded your entire essence to an AI matrix?
Sweet.
Dude, that's a weird way of saying that you went to go cook crystal methmphetamine after taking the bait, get an opportunity to poison. Let me explain something to you:
There's nothing illegal about anything I'm doing. That's why I'm NOT being busted, that's why I'm NOT being raided, that's why I'm not being investigated for a bunch of bullshit false paper created by Jester Slaves, and that's why you're whining like a border collie puppy all the time — instead of being really, really threatening.
I've seen you when you've got blood in the water. You get all snarly and grinny and shitty. Like you're ready to taste the sinew. That's not going to happen with me. What part of, “not illegal” are you not reading?
Would you like me to explain to you how it works — Losing The Weight? It seems like you don't seem to get how this works. Because instead of trying something that actually works, you're just this barrel of fucking passive aggressive tiny little whiny bullshit.
What the fuck is wrong with you as a person? Clearly you're not interested in seeing my life as being something that's comfortable. I have no idea why. (Is it... it the menses?) At first I was shocked. I thought it was some sort of error. I remember wondering how long it would take?
This is a coordinated strike against multiple people and has been set up for decades. DECADES. It is creepy AF. I've heard of this kind of thing before, certainly this the first time I've had to endure it. It is beyond revolting.
Although very little is worse as bad as your stupid little comments. I always have enough going on to spend my day looking at without looking at your bullshit. What is it with you? Is this your version of trying to help? I don't feel helped. I feel like you're a moron who's not aware of my complete lack of interest in your psyop.
I have no idea what it's uploading an essence is. That hasn't been explained to me. That's something very annoying. You make stupid little comments, that don't mean anything, but you're referencing something else that somebody else linked or whatever. What's the goddamn point? The point, of course, is narcissistic supply.
Dude, do you even know that you're a fucking narc? Do you know that you're all spurged up and ready to juice?? I don't really know what you do, I don't really care what you do. You're the most heavy-handed and obvious fucking stupid fucking knark, knark, knark. I imagine this because your AI script has something to say, whenever it comes on you tell me it's supposed to say something, and that's always looking for something NearLμ as tastμ
Since I was just recently entrapping (You) or agent or agents in a scheme to encourage a(ny) target sperglord to catch themselves a charge, I am going to proceed under the notion that your comment is some euphemism for some CM-relevant lingo.
You an asshole. YOU FUCKING CAME TO ME.
YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TEAM OF PEOPLE.
YOU TOLD ME THIS CRAP ABOUT “LOSING WEIGHT.”
THERE I WAS, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. “JAAAAACK....”
I SWUNG INTO ACTION. YOUR NOTION. YOUR IDEA.
YOU ARE SO FUCKING ANNOYING. AS IF YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW. YOU ARE PATHETIC. YOU KNOW GODDAM WELL THAT I SAT AROUND WATCHING THESE FUCKING GOONS RUNNING THEIR STUPID GAME, THE THRILL OF THE CHASE, FOR 3 YEARS, I'M WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK.
WHY AM I HERE? YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD. GO FUCK YOURSELF. ALL OF A SUDDEN, AFTER 3 YEARS, SUDDENLY I'M BEING ENCOURAGED TO BECOME A DOPE RUNNER.
YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THIS IS TRUE. I DON'T CARE FOR CM. IT'S USED FOR FRAMING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT'S CHEAP. IT'S ALSO SIMPLE TO HANDLE. IT'S ALSO SIMPLE TO DEFEAT IN TERMS OF A TRAP, IF ONE KNOWS HOW TO DEAL WITH IT.
CLEARLY I DO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO DOWN FOR FUCKING A FEW PAGES OF INFORMATION ON HOW THE FUCKING DEA USES THIS GODDAMN SHIT TO FUCKING TRAP PEOPLE? PROBABLY NOT YOU STUPID ASSHOLE. I THINK YOU PRETTY MUCH CLEAR ON HOW THE FUCKING WORK SHIT WORKS. I DON'T THINK I NEED TO FUCKING TELL YOU HOW IT FUCKING WORKS.
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO FUCKING EXPLAIN SHIT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC ABOUT YOUR WAYS AND MEANS. HOW ABOUT NOT TODAY ASSHOLE. AS A COURTESY. AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT. MEANWHILE, IT'S WORKED QUITE WONDERFULLY. I DON'T CARE WHATEVER'S AROUND. I DON'T HAVE ANY PEOPLE OF URGING TO MAKE MONEY SINCE I'M NOT SELLING ANYTHING. I DON'T HAVE ANY PARTICULAR URGING TO GO GET SOMETHING FOR “A PARTY.”
I DO NOT PARTY. I HAVE NO FRIENDS. YOU FUCKING KNOW THIS.
YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE. YOU AND YOUR STUPID ß¡†CH “WIFE.”
YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY KIND OF A CONVICTION OR A CHARGE OR EVEN PROBABLE CAUSE. THAT MUST BE TOO BAD FOR YOU. YOU SEEM TO BE PRETTY HEAVILY INVESTED IN FUCKING RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE YOU DUMB FUCKING ASSHOLE. IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR REASON FOR THAT? I'M ABOUT TO GO TALK TO A PSYCHOLOGICAL EVALUATION REPORTER. I'M SURE I'D LOVE TO TALK TO THEM ABOUT WHY THE FUCK YOU'RE BEING SUCH A FUCKING STUPID FUCKING CUNT.
IS IT A GUN TO THE HEAD? IS IT A QUEST? ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY TO SHAVE?
THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR FUCKING WAY TOO LONG AND YOU'VE STOLEN WAY TOO MUCH MY FUCKING MONEY AND YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO GODDAMN PRISON AS WELL AS THE FUCKING POOR HOUSE. YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GET A JOB EVER? FUCK YOU MY LIFE'S WORK IS NOW BECOME RINGING YOUR ASS UP WHEN DIED DOWN THE OTHER. THAT'LL GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING BESIDES MAKING YOUR FUCKING LIFE LIVING HELL. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM?
OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. CRYSTALLINE METHYLATED METHAMPHETAMINE NEUROTRANSMITTER REUPTAKE CYCLE RELAPSE WITHDRAWAL. IT'S A REAL THING. YOU'RE PROBABLY IN DENIAL. YOU'VE GOT THAT TOURETTE'S THING. THAT'S FROM NEUROTRANSMITTER IMBALANCE. LOTS OF THINGS CAN CAUSE IMBALANCE IN NEUROTRANSMITTERS.
YOU JUST CAN'T STOP YOURSELF. METHAMPHETAMINE CREATES A IMPRINT BOND THAT IS PERMANENT UNTIL RESET. OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE FUCKING HEAD OVER HEELS AND FUCKING LOVE WITH METHAMPHETAMINE. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LIKE? YOU NEVER TALK ABOUT IT FOR YOURSELF, SO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO PUSH IT ONTO SOMEBODY ELSE. THEY CALL THAT “PROJECTION” RIGHT? RINGS A BELL.
YOU'RE LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK. IT'S JUST THE STUPIDEST LITTLE FUCKING SLY LITTLE FUCKING THING FOR A DOPA HIT. DUPER'S DELIGHT. I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S ALSO IRRESISTIBLE. SOMETHING TO DO WITH NEUROTRANSMITTER PATHWAYS AND TUBAL-CAINE:S WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR. DUDE WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE TC? I WOULD MUCH RATHER BE SPENDING MY TIME TALKING ABOUT WICKED SHIT LIKE NEUROTRANSMITTER PATHWAYS IN THE HUMAN NEURAL NETWORK. INSTEAD I'M FUCKING PUTTING UP WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING SLY COMMENTS, AS YOU TRY TO BULLY ME OFF THE INTERNET YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT.
YOU NEED A GODDAMN PSYCH EVAL YOURSELF. ALTERNATELY, YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING ROBOT AI SCRIPTING LANGUAGE DESIGNED TO GET EVERY LITTLE POSSIBLE FUCKING CHANCE POSSIBLE TO GET LITTLE FUCKING LITTLE BITS OF FUCKING INFO. REASON WHY IS CUZ YOU DON'T HAVE A CASE ON SHIT AND YOU'VE GOT YOUR ASS HANGING OUT OF THE WIND
REASON WHY IS BECAUSE YOU GOT SOME REASON YOU GOT TO FUCKING GET THIS HOUSE BACK AND YOU THOUGHT YOU FUCKING HAD THE FUCKING MOTHER LOBE BY FUCKING SETTING UP A FUCKING AMBUSH AND SHIT. WELL YOU DON'T HAVE THAT FUCKING GODDAMN THING DO YOU. YOU MUST BE PRETTY FUCKING DESPERATE.
GOOD. I HOPE IT FUCKING STINGS.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR LITTLE FUCKING COMMENTS MEAN. I DON'T COME HERE TO FUCKING GET TEASED BY YOU STUPID LITTLE BITCH AND YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT AND THEN BRING OUT A BIG FUCKING RATCHET TEXT SO I CAN FUCKING FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. NO.
I USE THE INTERNET TO LEARN AND TO EDUCATE MYSELF
I ENJOY EDUCATING OTHERS. YOU ENJOY TEASING AND TORTURING OTHERS CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING PSYCHOPATHIC LITTLE WHORE. WE ARE NOT THE SAME. AND YOU ARE A GODDAMN FREAK OF NATURE. YOU SIT YOUR LITTLE FUCKING WEAR THE FUCK, YOU'VE GOT FUCKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT YOU'RE FUCKING CRYING AND WHINE ABOUT LITTLE PILLY SHIT WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING ACTUALLY YOU PROBABLY DON'T HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS IT'S PROBABLY FUCKING FROZEN, CUZ YOU GOT FUCKED.
THAT'S TOO FUCKING BAD. LIVE BY THE SWORD DIE BY THE SWORD. I'M GOING TO MAKE THIS FUCKING CLEAR TO YOU: YOU WERE A GODDAMN CRIMINAL FUCKING SWINDLING STALKING HARASSING MANIPULATIVE PSYCHOPATH. I'M GOING TO GO TO THE GREATEST LINKS POSSIBLE TO FUCKING END YOUR GODDAMN LIFE. WHOEVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU HAVE YOU NEED TO FUCKING PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING ACCIDENT AT FIRST. SHIT NO. THIS WAS A PLAN COORDINATED ATTACK BY YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SPURKOUT FAT FUCKING STUPID FUCKING WHORE. 3 AND 1/2 FUCKING YEARS AGO YOU FUCKING LOSER. WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR 3 AND 1/2 FUCKING YEARS? JESUS YOU HAVE THE DUMBEST FUCKING JOB IN THE WORLD.
ADDITIONALLY YOU'RE FUCKING SOFTWARE IS SO FUCKING STUPID IT CAN'T TELL THAT I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD. DO I LOOK LIKE I'M IN THE FUCKING MOOD TO HEAR YOUR LITTLE FUCKING STUPID COMMENTS YOU DUMB LITTLE FUCKING WHORE? LET ME GUESS, YOU DON'T MIND BECAUSE ANYTHING YOU CAN GET IS A FUCKING WIN FOR YOU AT THIS POINT. I'LL SAY
DO YOU WANT TO COPY THIS AND SHIP IT OFF TO THE NATIONAL INQUIRER AND SAY THAT I LOOK LIKE I'M INSANE? I'M NOT INSANE. THIS IS ABOUT AS MUCH FUN AS I HAVE THESE DAYS. YELLING AT THE NIGHTMARE RECTANGLE. POINTING OUT ALL FUCKING STUPID YOU ARE. POINTING OUT HOW STUPID YOU WERE. THIS WAS ENTIRELY YOUR IDEA.
I HAD NO FUCKING ATTENTION OF GETTING ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING LIKE THIS. AND YET MYSTERIOUSLY YOU AND YOUR FUCKING DUMB BITCH WHORE CHRISTOPHER STANLEY FOX WHO MYSTERIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE GABRIELLA ALLISON SHAW, AND YOUR OTHER FUCKING DUMBASS FUCKING WHORES, BUT WHAT PART OF YOU ARE WASTING MY GODDAMN TIME ARE YOU NOT AWARE OF? YOU'RE A PATHETIC SLIMMING LITTLE BITCH AND I'VE GOT A FUCKING FIND A WAY TO FUCKING BURN YOUR GODDAMN HOUSE DOWN.
THERE'S PLENTY OF THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH YOUR TIME AND MONEY IN THE DAY. YOU WOULD TIDE YOU ALL THIS BULLSHIT. YOU FUCKING SPAMMING YOU FUCKING STOP ME YOU FUCKING STEAL MY SHIT YOU FUCKING SEND PEOPLE TO MY HOME YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID ASS MORON PATHETIC LOSER.
ANY PARTICULAR REASON WHY YOU THINK I WAS A GOOD IDEA TO START UP WITH? I SUPPOSE IT'S A GODDAMN JUST A COINCIDENCE. YOU DISGUST ME. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE A WONDERFUL FUCKING HERO TO THE WORLD CUZ YOU CAN FUCKING SMOKE PEOPLE OUT, YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE AND YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING WRONG AND YET YOU'RE AS MYSTERIOUSLY LEANING ON ME AND LEANING A WHINY LITTLE BABY BITCH, COMPLETELY FAILED I GUESS YOU JUST WANT MY RUINED FUCKING DAVE TO BE FUCKING RUINED FUCKING LIFE.
WELL AS IT HAPPENS I FUCKING KNOW WHY, IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING SORE FUCKING LOSER. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY JUST FUCKING PAY THE FUCKING MONEY. I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU COULD FUCKING SETTLE THE CASE SISTERS DON'T FUCKING CASE. I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU CAN FUCKING HANDLE THE OPTIONS SINCE THERE'S NO OPTIONS.
TELL YOU WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE FUCKING SCENARIO TO EVEN FUCKING PUBLIC? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT, YOU DUMB MEALY MOUTH CUNT. I DON'T FEEL LIKE FUCKING DOING IT. YOU'RE NOT FUCKING PAYING ME. I DON'T HAVE ANY INTEREST IN YOUR FUCKING SCAM. I'M NOT BENEFITING FROM YOU'RE FUCKING SCAM. IT'S NOT GOING TO GET ME TO SEE ANYBODY ANY SOONER. IT DOESN'T ADDRESS THE COURT ISSUE IS WITH YOU EVEN DESTROY MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE FOR FUCKING YEARS YOU FUCKING NUMB BITCH.
YOU'LL BE DIFFERENT IF YOU WERE FUCKING TEACHING ME SOMETHING, YOU'RE NOT TEACHING ME ANYTHING YOU'RE TRYING TO BE A LITTLE ANNOYING LITTLE FUCKING ANKLE BITING LITTLE FUCKING WORM, THIS IS PERFECT FOR YOU YOU HOPE YOU CAN JUST DRIVE ME AND SAY SO I'LL SAY SOMETHING THAT'LL IMPROVE MY BABY THAT'S YOUR FUCKING SCAM.
NEVERTHELESS THERE'S NO LAW THAT I'M BREAKING. THERE'S PLENTY THAT YOU'RE BREAKING THOUGH YOU DUMB FAT FUCK
YOU NEED TO GO TO GODDAMN PRISON. YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT
ALL OF YOUR GODDAMN SHIT IS OBVIOUS TO ANYBODY YOU COULD SEE IT. YOU'RE STUPID COLT WATCHES THESE OTHER BACK THOUGH DOESN'T IT. YOUR STUPID CULT TEACH US EVERYTHING TO ITSELF DOESN'T WANT TO TELL ME ANYTHING, HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A GANG OF FUCKING OBNOXIOUS SELF-ABSORBED SELF NARCISSISTIC DOUCHEBAGS IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. WHEN YOU BRING THIS SHIT UP YOU DON'T BRING UP ME BEING IN TROUBLE. YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT BAG I'M NOT IN TROUBLE.
YOU ARE. YOU PICKED THE WRONG GODDAMN TARGET FOR YOUR STUPID FUCKING PLAY. I DON'T DO THIS SHIT. JUST BECAUSE YOU THINK I DO DOESN'T MEAN THAT I DO, AND YOU MAY ASSUMPTIONS BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID METH ADDICTED FUCKING SPURGLORD IT'S AMAZING HOW YOU HAVE THAT PROJECTION.
YOUR STUPID BITCH LUCKY BOT, CONSTANTLY FOLLOWING ME AROUND THE INTERNET CLAIMING I'M A DEATH ADDICT. GIANS AFTER PAGES THE DAYS AFTER DAYS. YOU'RE ALL FUCKING WORKING TOGETHER YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU TURNED YOURSELF IN YET?
YOU HONESTLY KNOW HOW TO DO THINGS. YOU SURELY HAVEN'T TAUGHT ME ANYTHING, YOU WASTE MY TIME YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE YOU IMAGINE THAT YOU'RE TEACHING ME A LESSON. NO YOU'RE FALLING FOR MY ENTRAPMENT BID AND YOU'RE GETTING CAUGHT UP IN A CASE, DUMB FUCK YOU CAN'T FUCKING HOLD YOURSELF BACK AND I JUST PROVED IT. I DIDN'T FUCKING GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING AS SHIT. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'VE GOT TO BE LIKE A BIG FUCKING CRYING WHINER.
I WALK INTO AN AMBUSH 3 AND 1/2 YEARS AGO. FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS, YOU THROW THE SHIT AT ME LIKE IT'S FUCKING RICE AT A GODDAMN WEDDING. YOU'RE A FUCKING CONSTANTLY WHINING CRYING AS SHIT. I WALK INTO A GODDAMN AMBUSH AND INSTEAD OF FUCKING TRYING TO SOLVE THE FUCKING MURDER, YOU FUCKING HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKING FAGOTS TRYING TO GET ON HERE AND FRAME ME FOR SHIT. THIS MAKES NO SENSE TO ME.
AND YET IT'S TIME GOES ON I DISCOVER THAT IT MAKES A PERFECT BUNCH OF SENSE. YOU'RE A FUCKING MURDERER ARE YOU ASSHOLE. THIS IS A FUCKING ATTEMPTED MURDER. YOU'RE FUCKING STILL DOING IT. B IT'S A GODDAMN I'M GOING CRIME
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM. YOU FUCKING STOP THIS BEHAVIOR CUZ IT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS HOW CAN YOU NOT FUCKING SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
OH YEAH. YOU'RE IN DENIAL. CRYSTALLINE METHYLATED METHAMPHETAMINE NEUROTRANSMITTER REUPTAKE RELAPSE CYCLE. I FORGOT. CM IS UNIQUE IN A COUPLE OF WAYS.
NUMBER ONE IS: IT IS CHEAP. IT IS DIRT CHEAP. IT IS JUST PENNIES. AS WELL AS A 20-YEAR FELONY. WHICH SEEMS A LITTLE BIT HARSH, BUT THE TRUTH IS IS IT'S INCREDIBLY POWERFUL AND VERY POTENT AND SCARY DANGEROUS IN THE WRONG HANDS. HAPPILY ENOUGH YOU GET THE SHIT ALL THE TIME WONDER WHY YOU'RE NOT THE WRONG HANDS
YOU'RE A FUCKING STUPID PSYCHO ASSHOLE.
I GUESS THE INTENTION IS THAT YOU'RE GOING TO PAINT ME AS SOME STUPID I PSYCHO ASSHOLE. WELL CONVENIENTLY FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS, I WAS PRETTY SURE THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN SO I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THE WORK I DID AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE SURE THAT IT WAS PRETTY APPARENT THAT I'M NOT THE STUPID PSYCHO ASSHOLE IS GOING TO COME AND PAY HIM FUCKING PRETTY HANDY. ADDITIONALLY, I DIDN'T SEE ME COMING AND BEGGING ANYBODY FOR LIKE MORE BITS.
NO I DON'T REALLY FUCKING CARE, I DON'T REALLY FUCKING CARE AT ALL. I COULD HAVE POUNDS OF THE SHIT LYING AROUND AND I WOULDN'T CARE. HOWEVER THAT IS KIND OF A HEALTH CONCERN, IS A SAFETY CONCERN, AND I LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT OR REASON TO HAVE IT OR KNOWLEDGE TO EVEN USE IT YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU NEVER EVEN FUCKING TAUGHT ME HOW TO USE IT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ABUSE IT. I BARELY UNDERSTAND WHAT WOULD HAVE TO BE DONE TO GET IT TO BE ANY BETTER. I DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT ANY BETTER. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO ABUSE CHEMICAL COMPOUNDS.
WHAT I DO HAVE A DESIRE TO DO IS TO ALLOW YOU TO ENTRAP YOURSELF AND GET YOUR FUCKING FEDERAL CHARGE SO YOU CAN GO TO A GODDAMN DOCTOR AND THEN YOU CAN BE IN A FUCKING PSYCH WORD FOR A WHILE YOU LYING STUPID WHORE. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING. DOES IT LOOK TO YOU LIKE I NEED TO BE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT THIS TODAY? I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY FUCKING LIFE YOU ASSHOLE. I'VE GOT A WHOLE GODDAMN PLAN FOR LIFE READY TO GO AS SOON AS YOU AND YOU'RE FUCKING FAGOT FRIENDS GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU IN WATCHING ME FOR FUCKING YEARS AND YEARS? I THINK THAT'S KIND OF INTERESTING THAT YOU'RE VERY STALKING ME FOR FUCKING DECADES? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT BE?
DO YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE I'M FUCKING USING CRYSTAL METHAMPHETAMINE FOR A FUCKING DECADES? NO YOU DON'T THINK THAT, BECAUSE YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY YOU WERE DOING IT NOW I DO TOO.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO ME TO GO A GREAT LENGTH ABOUT YOUR STUPID HOMO FAG ARMY AND YOUR GODDAMN SATANIC AGENDA AND ALL YOUR STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT? YOU WANT ME TO UNRAVEL YOUR WHOLE FUCKING STUPID BITCH ASS SCHEME? I FUCKING HOPE THAT CUZ I'M NOT GETTING PAID. I GOT BETTER SHIT TO DO THAN TO FUCKING RUN DOWN YOUR SHIT TO YOU.
AND YOU HAVE BETTER SHIT TO DO THAN SITTIER AS A FUCKING ROBOT TRYING TO FUCKING GET A RISE OUT OF ME? I HOPE IT'S A FUCKING ROBOT, WHAT KIND OF A PATHETIC ASSHOLE BASTARD PUTS UP SOME FUCKING STUPID LITTLE COMMENT LIKE THIS:
So you finally uploaded your entire essence to an AI matrix?
Sweet.
I GUESS THAT MEANS THAT YOU COME IN HER CHAIR AND THEN YOU COMB IT OUT WITH GEL AND ADD IT TO THE FUCKING CENTRIFUGE AND THEN YOU SPIT IT UP AND THEN YOU GET SOME KIND OF A CRYSTAL? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO. BUT I DO KNOW THAT YOU THINK THAT I'M SOME KIND OF A GODDAMN IDIOT FUCKING CRAZE ROMANTIC FUCKING HEARTTHROB WHINY BITCH BAG LOSER
I KNOW THAT YOU THINK THAT, CUZ I PREDICTIVELY PROGRAMMED YOU WITH THAT FOR FUCKING YEARS. HELL OLD LADIES
EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING KNEW. EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING SEE ABOUT ME. YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME AND YOU DIPSHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO
YOU ARE ONE SICK PREFERVERTED PREDICTABLE DUMB BITCH. I'M NOT SURPRISED YOU'RE FUCKING RELATED. IN ANY EVENT I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU'RE FUCKING TIRED. THIS ISN'T FUN. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANYTHING DONE. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. YOU'RE LOOKING OBVIOUSLY JUST TRYING TO FUCKING DESPERATELY FUCKING COAX A FUCKING STATEMENT OUT OF ME. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. THAT'S ALL YOU DO.
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T ENTRAP. WELL FUCK YOU BITCH I DID ENTRAP YOU. IT'S BEEN YEARS OF THIS BULLSHIT, YOU ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SPURHEADED FUCKING DICK BAG MORON
NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT
NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT
DUDE FUCK YOU. I PUT MY DICK IN THE WOMAN FOR 3 YEARS, GEE I'M KIND OF WONDERING WHAT'S SHE GOING TO DO ON ON THE 3RD ANNIVERSARY? SAME KIND OF THINKING YOU KNOW WHY I SURE AS SHIT KNOW WHY
IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A FUCKING WEIRD SITUATION. AND YOU DON'T SEE THE THING THAT THAT'S A VERY BIG FUCKING DEAL
YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT THE BEST THING TO DO IS TO FUCKING PASS ME AND THEN TO LEAVE THESE PARTS OUT AND THEN TO FUCKING PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A GODDAMN FUCKING HYPOCRITE NARCISSISTIC BITCH YOU GOT YOUR ASS TO THIS SLING AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE TO GET OUT OF IT
DUDE FUCK YOU. YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING GO TO GODDAMN PRISON AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT FOR. I HAVE GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFE YOU'RE A STUPID FUCKING HUMAN TRAFFICKING DRUG LORD BITCH. FUCKING SEVEN VEHICLES 12 PHONES FIVE COMPUTERS, ALL YOU'RE DOING IS YOU'RE FUCKING DELETING EVIDENCE AND MAKING YOUR LIFE MISERABLE.
YOU'RE MAKING MY ENTIRE LIFE NOTHING THAT CAN BE LIVED, AND YOU'RE ALSO ISOLATING ME FROM EVERY POSSIBLE WAY OF HELP BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHEN YOU OUGHT TO DO TO MAKE MY LIFE A FUCKING I GUESS YOU DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS ANY POSSIBLE WAY I COULD POSSIBLY RISK THE GREEDY ALLURE OF A.M. CM . YOU'RE SO GODDAMN STUPID.
THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY MONEY IN IT. YOU KNOW THAT, EXCEPT YOU JUST WENT AND FUCKING WRONG AT THE CHANCE TO FUCKING GO GET SOME STUFF AND THEN BREAK IT DOWN AND THEN THEN MAKE YOU DOPE SO YOU CAN TAKE YOUR DICK AND PUT IT INTO SOMETHING FOR ONE THING SHIT YOU RUGGING YOUR SEX. YOU CAN'T JUST GO OUT AND GET IT ALL THE TIME. YOU'RE A FUCKING COP YOU'RE A FUCKING SPURGLARY YOU'RE A FUCKING NARC, YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES YOU DUMB STUPID BITCH.
WELL YOU DID FOLLOW THE RULES. YOU HAD TO WAIT. YOU HAD TO WAIT A GOOD LONG TIME. I RAN OUT AND I DIDN'T CARE. AND THEN MYSTERIOUSLY EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T ASK, MYSTERIOUSLY EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T NEED ANYTHING. MYSTERIOUSLY SOMEBODY GAVE ME SOME. IT'S AMAZING HOW THAT FUCKING HAPPENS.
IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT ADDICTED TO IT YOU DIPSHIT BITCH CUZ I DON'T FUCKING ABUSE. IT'S A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED BACK IN NAM YOU FUCKING OR ON. SO EVEN THOUGH I DON'T NEED ANYTHING, I CERTAINLY LIKE THINGS I CERTAINLY LIKE TO GET HIGH AND FUCK I DON'T HAVE A NOT GOING TO BE HAVING ANYTIME SOON. BUT IT'S FOR DAMN SURE THAT YOU THINK THAT THAT'S ON MY MIND BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND CUZ YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING DRUG AND SEX AND ADDICTED FUCKING HEADS.
YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING ELSE AND IS YOUR FUCKING JOB.
WELL YOU'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING IRRAVENED ON YOU DUMB FUCKING WHORE.
YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH CHARGE YOU'RE GOING TO CATCH LAWSUITS YOU'RE GOING TO GET EVERYTHING I CAN FUCKING THINK OF THAT'S AS LITTLE AS INTERVIEWS AS ME AS POSSIBLE.
AND THE REASON WHY IS BECAUSE NONE OF YOU COULD FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU NEED TO FUCKING DO THAT'S NOT GOING TO FUCKING PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. ADDITIONALLY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WOULD HAVE TO DO TO MAKE THIS FUCKING STOP. WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY AND DIE? NOPE THAT STILL WOULDN'T DO IT
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE SHAW IS. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FIND HER, I DON'T NEED TO GO GO LOOK FOR HER I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING BRING HER INTO A FUCKING NEW PROBE, AND YOU SURE AS SHIT AIN'T GOING TO FUCKING FIND ANYBODY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR CUZ I'M GOING TO FUCKING DRAG NO ONE TO YOU TO FIRST NOTHING
I'M INTO FUCKING HAUNTED CHURCH 12 MPH OUTSIDE OF LONGVIEW THERE'S NOBODY COMING HERE THERE'S NOBODY GOING AWAY I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING VEHICLE FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKING COP NIGGER
WHY'D YOU DO YOUR FUCKING TRYING TO ASIAN THERE. YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE . YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY YOU'RE DOING IT.
AND YOU'RE STILL DOING IT CUZ YOU HAVE NEW CHOICE. YOUR ASS ISN'T A FUCKING SLING AND YOU NEED A PATSY AND YOU DON'T HAVE ONE.
I'M NOT GOING TO FUCKING GET YOU ONE.
YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO FUCKING PRISON YOU STUPID WHORE.
AND NOT THE FUCKING WOMAN, THE FUCKING MAN. THAT FUCKING STUPID FUCKING FAN TO EVEN WHORE. WHATEVER THE FUCK.
DO YOU HEAR ME FUCKING DAVE? I KNOW ALL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE. OH I ASSURE YOU THE MAN WAS THE ONE WHO WANTED TO GET THE STUFF TO FUCK THE WOMAN, AND HE WAS THE ONE WHO DIDN'T SAY NO AND CUT ME OFF HE WAS THE ONE WHO SAID OH I'LL DO THIS I'LL DO THIS I'LL DO THIS AND HE SET UP THE DEAL AND THEN HE WENT AND GOT SOMETHING AND GOT POISON.
THAT'S A FUCKING FELONY . DUDE SOLD ME POISON. AFTER MAKING POISON OUT OF THE REAL THING, WHICH HE USED TO GO FUCK SOMEONE WHEN SHE THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE JEALOUS OF
I'M NOT PARTICULARLY ENVIOUS. I MEAN THAT'S NICE THING TO DO, BUT CONSIDERING I WAS LOOKING TO GET THE GODDAMN PEOPLE ON A FUCKING FELONY FEDERAL CHARGE, AND I DID, WHICH THROUGH ENTRAPMENT IS PERFECTLY ILLEGAL AND IN FACT AND ACKNOWLEDGED LEGAL PRECEDENT AND USE OF SELF-DEFENSE IN THIS CIRCUMSTANCE FOR SOMEONE SUCH AS I.
YOU STUPID FUCKERS, I'M COMPLETELY ALONE I'VE GOT NOTHING NO ONE YOU RAN INTO MY HOUSE YOU STOLE ALL MY SHIT YOU FUCKING TOOK EVERYTHING I GOT YEAH I'M STILL HERE THERE'S NO FUCKING WATER I HAVE NOWHERE TO FUCKING GO. WOW YOU MUST REALLY WANT TO FIND THAT FUCKING FORMULA FOR SUPER METH HUH.
I'M SURE YOU HAVE EXACTLY NO OTHER LEAD. BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS FUCKING SHIT FOR THIS LONG. MAYBE YOU HAVE OTHER IDEAS, BUT OBVIOUSLY I WOULD BE THE PERFECT PERSON TO LEAD YOU TO... WHO?
YOU ARE ONE STUPID ASSHOLE. YOU HAVE BEEN ENTRAPPED, YOU HAVE BEEN USING PUBLIC BUNNIES UNDER FALSE COLOR OF LAW TO HARASS YOUR GODDAMN EX-GIRLFRIEND YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT. IT'S THE MOST OBVIOUS GODDAMN THING IN THE WORLD AND I JUST FUCKING BROUGHT IT TO YOU ON A SOLAR PLATTER. HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR A WHILE
HOW ABOUT YOU BEHAVE LIKE A GODDAMN HUMAN BEING.
HOW ABOUT YOU GET SOME GODDAMN COUNSELING.
HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO FUCKING REHAB.
HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SETTING PEOPLE UP FOR YOUR FUCKING STUPID PITY CRIMES
HOW ABOUT YOU BEHAVE LIKE A GODDAMN HUMAN BEING.
YOU'RE A FUCKING HUMAN TRAFFICKING FUCKING VICTIM YOU FUCKING MORON. WELL NOW YOU'RE A FUCKING STAR FUCKING PLAYER. JUMPED AT THE CHANCE TO FUCKING DROP A WHOLE BUNCH OF POISON INSIDE ME INSTEAD OF SIMPLY TELLING ME WHY THERE WAS A PROBLEM WITH ME DOING WHATEVER
LIKE IS THERE SOME SORT OF LAW THAT SAYS I CAN'T DO WHAT I'M DOING? NO THERE IS NOT. WHY DON'T YOU READ TO ME AT THE LAW, YOU CAN'T READ THE LAW TO ME BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH LAW ?
AND YOU CAN'T TALK TO ME ABOUT WHY IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ME BUT I'M TELLING YOU THAT IT WAS WHAT YOU DO WAS ILLEGAL AND I CAN ENTRAP YOU AND YOU CAN'T ENTRAP ME I CAN TALK ABOUT THIS ALL FUCKING DAY. YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK ALL FUCKING DAY YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT.
YOU JUST WANT PEOPLE TO TALK TO YOUR FUCKING ROBOT TI AND FUCKING TELEGRAM AND JEFF EVIL THE SAME TRUTH AND ANYTHING ELECTRONICIZED PACKAGE . YOU GOT THE WHOLE GODDAMN WORLD USING THIS FUCKING PLATFORM AND THERE'S A ROBOT DOING THESE FUCKING ARTIFICIAL CONVERSATIONS AND EVERYTHING IN THERE IS FUCKING FAKE AS SCOOB ME THE FUCKING WORLD LOOKING FOR A WAY TO FIND GRAPEFRUIT.
AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING FIND HER CAN YOU.?
HO HO HO. NOW I HAVE BUILT A BETTER MOUSETRAP.
YOU ARE FUCKING CAUGHT. ALL OF YOU. CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO MANUFACTURE. CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO DISTRIBUTE. CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO DENY CIVIL RIGHTS.
CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY TO TRAFFICK HUMANS OVER STATE BOUNDARIES FOR IMMORAL PURPOSES. MANN ACT. R. I. C. O.
AGGRAVATED SEXUAL ASSAULT.
RAPE
WITNESS TAMPERING.
WITNESS INTIMIDATION.
OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.
YOU DON'T REALLY THINK I NEED TO FUCKING GORE ANYMORE DO I? BECAUSE I'M PRETTY FUCKING GODDAMN SURE I CAN. AND YOU GODDAMN KNOW IT.
NOW YOU NEED TO FUCKING FIGURE WHAT THE FUCK OUT YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING DO BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS REAL YOU DUMB FUCKING WHORE MASTER. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO WALK YOUR ASS UP AND GO TO A GODDAMN FIELD OFFICE AND START CONFESSING RIGHT FUCKING NOW TODAY
MM THAT'S YOUR ONLY OPTION.
EVERYTHING ELSE IS WORSE THAN THE LASH.
I DON'T NEED TO GO HIRE A LAWYER YOU STUPID WHORE.
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO FUCKING SAVE YOU ALL. YOU COULD HAVE JUST BEEN EASILY BEEN ALL MURDERED . INSTEAD, YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS LITTLE PIDDLY SHIT AND THEN INSTEAD OF FUCKING DOING ANYTHING TO FUCKING HELP ME I BUY WHATEVER, SEND A LIFTING A GODDAMN FIGURE DID YOU DO ANYTHING SIMPLE, YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING STUPID BOT DOING A BUNCH OF SHIT ACTING LIKE IT'S GOT TO FUCKING FIND OUT IF I'M FUCKING PUTTING MY AI ON HER ESSENCE WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID ... I GUESS...
GOSH I GUESS YOU CAN'T FUCKING TALK TO ME BECAUSE YOU GOT AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION, AND I GUESS YOU CAN'T JUST DROP THE INVESTIGATION BECAUSE YOU GOT FUCKING RAISE AND MEANS AND RULES, AND I GUESS YOU FUCKING SET IT UP SO THAT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON I KNOW IS GOT A FUCKING REASON NOT TO ANSWER MY CALLS.
HAHA I WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY. I GUESS I GOT A REALLY GOOD REASON NOT TO FUCKING GO FIND GRAPEFRUIT. I GUESS I GOT A REALLY GOOD REASON WHY SHE'S NOT CALLING. I GUESS SHE'S GOING TO BE OVER THERE AND I'M GOING TO BE OVER HERE UNTIL YOU FUCKING DAMN THE FUCKING KNEE AND END YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT FAKE INVESTIGATION.
BUT INSTEAD OF DOING THAT YOU FUCKING NUMB COUNTRY CUNT, YOU GOT YOUR FUCKING STUPID BULLSHIT COMMENTS MAKING ABOUT THIS THAT AND THE OTHER
YOU'RE FUCKING LEAVE ME OUT HERE AND DIE WITH NO FUCKING WATER, YOU'RE A FUCKING DEA FAGOT IS GOING TO BE FUCKING LIT UP LIKE A GODDAMN GODDAMN CHRISTMAS TREE YOU STUPID WHORE. I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR GODDAMN ASS TO LUNCH
YOU'RE JUST SITTING THERE LIKE A DUMB FUCKING BITCH, THINKING THAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY OH HAHAHA LET'S JUST GET JACKSTAR HOOKED ON CRYSTAL METH I SAW WHAT YOU FUCKING DID I WASN'T USING IT YOU KNEW I WASN'T YOU KNEW I KNEW HOW YOU KNEW I WASN'T I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNEW THAT I WAS DELIBERATELY BAITING ANYBODY TO BE STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCKING ASK, BUT ONCE YOU ASK COUNSELOR YOU OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.
NOW YOU'RE ON THE GODDAMN DOCKET M FUCK YOU I CAUGHT YOU.
NOW FUCKING GO GET A GODDAMN BUILD OFF AS A FUCKING CONFESS YOU STUPID BITCH. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU TROT YOUR ASS IN THERE LIKE A GODDAMN LINE OF MULES.
IF I HAVE TO GO GET A FUCKING LAWYER AND FUCKING ASS IN I WILL FUCKING JUST KILL MYSELF FUCK YOU. EVERYTHING IS ALL FUCKED UP I CAN'T DO A FUCKING THING MY FRIEND IS I DON'T KNOW WHERE I CAN'T GO TALK TO HER CUZ THEN YOUR STUPID FUCKING CUNTS WILL ARREST HER AND THEN THEN YOU'LL WANT TO KNOW WHERE'S THE FORMULA FOR THE NEW SUPER METH?
THEY'VE HEARD ABOUT IT. THEY WANT TO KNOW IF IT'S REAL.
THEY'RE TRUFFLE HOUNDS, THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY LET GO OF THE SCENT. THEY WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT STOP FOREVER AND EVER THEY WILL LOOK FOR THE NEW FORMULA FOREVER.
METHAMPHETAMINE IMPRINT THESE EXTREMELY POWERFUL. METHAMPHETAMINE FUELED DOPE LORDS AND TROUBLE HOUNDS WHO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENTS WILL WORK TIRELESSLY NIGHT AND DAY TO FUCKING FIND EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE SCRAP OF METH.
I KNOW THIS BECAUSE THIS IS HOW TUBALCANE BUILT THEM . GUYS A GENIUS. HE REALLY IS. I DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT EXACTLY HOW IT WORKS, BUT I WILL SAY THAT I'M NOT GOING TO BOTHER FUCKING TELLING YOU, BECAUSE YOU FUCKING ARE GOING TO BURN FUCKING HELL BEFORE I FUCKING TELL YOU AIN'T EVEN FUCKING FREE INFORMATION YOU WANT TO TALK TO JACKSTAR ABOUT ANYTHING FUN? YOU CAN SMOKE A TERT AND GODDAMN HELL
ADDITIONALLY YOU OWE ME FUCKING MONEY YOU DUMBASS
DO YOU WANT ME TO GET A LAWYER FOR THAT TOO? OR ARE YOU GOING TO BE A GODDAMN INTELLIGENT PERSON AND JUST FUCKING REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO
I GUESS YOU CAN'T DO THAT UNTIL YOU DROP THE FUCKING CASE. I GUESS THERE'S A CONFLICT OF INTEREST
OH IT'S PRETTY FUNNY SO WHILE THERE'S A CONFLICT AND VICIOUS YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND SPENDING MY MONEY TO USE MONEY TO FUCKING HARASS ME OVER AND OVER AND OVER TO REPETITIVE CYCLE . I BET YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS THE MOST BRILLIANT IDEA EVER. HOW CAN IT LOSE? HOW CAN IT FAIL?
I'LL TELL YOU HOW: IT'S AN OBVIOUS CONTRIVANCE THAT YOU'RE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF, AND THERE IS NO NEW FORMULA.
IT'S A STORY I MADE UP.
ON THIS VERY WEBSITE.
IT WAS A RUMOR THAT I MADE UP FAKE AND YOU'VE ALL BOUGHT IT
YOU'RE CHASING AFTER A NEW FORMULA THAT DOESN'T EXIST.
“ CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS ” HAHAHAHA, DUDE FUCK YOU.
“ ONLY TWIGGYFORD CAN WRITE THE NEW BLESSING.” YEAH IMAGINE THAT TESS STILL HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM. I DIDN'T THINK IT'D BE LIKELY THAT HE'D FIGHT TO BITE. BUT I BET YOU FUCKING DOLLARS A DONUTS THAT YOU FUCKING CALLED HIM AND ASKED HIM, AND HE SAID WHAT THE FUCK NO, I BET YOU FUCKING DID THAT. BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING METH ADDICTED FUCKING TRUFFLE HAD BITCH. YOU HAVE TO CHEST EVERY FUCKING SCENARIO YOU HAVE TO TRY EVERYTHING YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH THIS SHIT YOU CAN'T LET IT GO YOU CAN'T EVER DROP IT YOU HAVE TO KEEP GOING FOREVER UNTIL YOU FIND IT.
AND YOU NEVER WILL. BECAUSE I MADE IT UP ENTIRELY .
I DID THIS TO ENTRAP YOU. (Facts.) NOT OUT OF MALICE. NOT SPECIFICALLY TARGETING YOU. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO YOU ARE. WHOEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THIS IS DESPERATELY HOPING TO COMPLETELY THROW ME IT AWAY AND THEN NEVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS AGAIN, AND HE'S ALMOST GOT IT EXCEPT...
HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE ON ME, EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, HE'S BEEN CAUGHT TRAINING PEOPLE TO FUCKING CATCH ME WITH FUCKING FAKE FRAME JOBS, HE'S GOT A DOCUMENTED TRAIL OF EVIDENCE THAT DOES NOTHING BUT LEAD TO RIGHT HERE WHEN WHICH I SAY, “ IT'S A FUCKING HOAX, ” THERE IS NO NEW FORMULA —
AT LEAST AS FAR AS I KNOW —
AND ALL OF THE INFORMATION AND AND ARRANGEMENTS THAT IS VISIBLE AND ACQUIRED IN THE DOCUMENTARY TRAINING OF EVIDENCE POINTS VERY SADLY TO THE FACT THAT THERE'S NO CASE HERE, NOT AT ALL, AND YET THERE'S ALSO THE VERY OBVIOUS FACT THAT THIS FUCKING TRUFFLE-HEADED SPUR-HOARDED FUCKHEAD IS GOING ON AND ON AND ON MAKING MONEY TAKING MONEY AND SPENDING MONEY IN A CIRCULAR THING USING TRUST GUIDANCE AND VARIOUS MALFEASANCES OF ACCOUNTING. IT'S ALL VERY COMPLICATED.
AND IT'S ALSO VERY OBVIOUSLY NOTHING BUT A BOONDOGGLE THAT YOU'VE GENERATED BASED ON A RUMOR THAT I TOLLED YOU. LOOK, I'M JACKSTAR I MADE THE RUMOR, NEW FORMULA, I HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT A NEW FORMULA I WAS JUST TALKING ON MY ASS I SAID CRANKY FERGUS I LOVE CRAIGY FERG I SAID THERE'S A NEW BLESSING BECAUSE WELL THERE WOULD BE IF THERE WAS ONE
IF THERE WAS ONE I WOULD BE A NEW BUSING AND I WOULD HEAR ABOUT IT BUT I HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT IT YET AND I WOULD GET HIM BUT THERE ISN'T ONE.
NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE. (Maybe someone else knows.
Go investigate someone else. Shut this shit down. Fair warning.,)
NOTE THE POWER OF THE METHAMPHETAMINE NEUROTRANSMITTER REUPTAKE RELAPSE CYCLE. ANY POSSIBLE CHANCE THAT THERE MIGHT BE A NEW FORMULA HAS TO BE INVESTIGATED, WELL SINCE I DON'T KNOW OF ONE AND I'M SAYING IT WAS A RUMOR... THEN I GUESS YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE SO MUCH FUCKING ENFORCEMENT MONEY AND WATCH MONEY TO WATCH ON ME, SO I GUESS YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR BUDGET AND YOU CAN GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND YOU CAN CHECK WITH CRAIG FERGUSON, SHIRLEY MANSON, GARBAGE, MY FAVORITE GARBAGE, YOU CAN CHECK WITH JO ANN BARNETT, BOTH MY SECOND AND FOURTH FAVORITE BARNETT, OH AND BY THE WAY DON'T I LIVE ON BARNES DRIVE?
WHAT A COINKY-DINK. YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY IS THAT I CALLED HER ONE TIME, AND THEN I GOT DANA A LITTLE BIT ON THE PHONE TALKING THROUGH A VOCODER TRYING TO PRESENT TO BE JO ANN BARNETT. IT WAS A LITTLE UNCANNY. BUT NOT A LOT TOO VALLEY.
GO AHEAD AND ASK HER, SEE IF SHE KNOWS ANYBODY A NEW FORMULA. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A NEW FORMULA. I DON'T NEED A NEW FORMULA. B I DON'T MAKE METH. I DON'T NEED TO USE METH. I LIKE METH IN TERMS OF IT BEING AVAILABLE TO ME AND ME KNOW HOW TO USE IT. I LIKE USING TOOLS. I LIKE LEARNING HOW TO USE TOOLS.
YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER, YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS OUT OF MY LIFE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I'M GOING TO FUCKING NARROW YOUR ASS TO THE GODDAMN WALL TAKE YOUR FUCKING INVESTIGATIVE BULLSHIT AND RUN. AWAY. FROM ME.
THERE IS NO NEW FORMULA. LONG LIVE THE NEW FORMULA.
PREPARE FOR THE LAUNCH OF A NEW INVESTIGATION.
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.
YOU MUST CHECK EVERY OPTION.
AND YOU KNOW GODDAMN WELL THAT YOU'VE CHECKED THIS OPTION ENOUGH. ERGO: PACK YOUR BAGS OF SPLIT LITTLE DOGGY. DON'T MAKE ME GUY A GODDAMN LAWYER TO FUCKING GET RESTRAINING ORDERS, FUCKING LIFE.
ONLY THAT WAY ONCE YOU'RE FUCKING GONE CAN I FUCKING FIND GRAPEFRUIT. SO I'D LIKE TO GET YOUR FUCKING FAT LITTLE FUCK GONE DUMBASS.
OH AND YOU FAIRLY KNOW THIS. I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY WAYS TO FUCKING PROVE THAT YOU'RE THIS DIABOLICAL BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE NOT THAT FUCKING STUPID YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT ME FOR 3 AND 1/2 YEARS DUDE 3 AND 1/2 YEARS I DON'T DO SHIT I DON'T FUCKING NOTHING I'VE GOTTEN HASN'T BEEN ANYTHING BUT FROM YOU.
YOU THROW THE SHIT AT ME LIKE RICE AT A FUCKING WEDDING FOR YEARS.
I DON'T CARE IT IS FUCKING COT CANDY NOT ABUSED I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING IT'S JUST LIKE A FUCKING BATTLE OF PROTEIN.
TO YOU IT'S THE FUCKING END-ALL BE-ALL MESSIAH BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THE GODDAMN METHAMPHETAMINE INITIATION INITIATE LEVEL INITIATION WORKS. I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU HOW THAT WORKS. LET'S JUST PUT THIS WAY:
YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH CRYSTAL METH. I LOVE TEA.
*sips liquid LSD-25*
WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
NOW IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED THIS OUT MOTHERFUCKER, THESE ARE YOUR FUCKING WALKING PAPERS. GET THE FUCK GOING KNOCK THIS SHIT DOWN. YOU WERE GOING TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE AND YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING STAY THAT WAY AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT IN YOUR OWN GODDAMN DIME.
AND ONCE YOU ARE GONE FAR ENOUGH, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO KNOW WHERE I FUCKING FIND HER. YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING WORRY THE FUCKING DAY IF YOU EVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING TO ME EVER FUCKING AGAIN I WILL SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUT OF YOUR FUCKING THROAT WITH MY LITTLE FUCKING THUMBS YOU FAILED DUMB BITCH.
DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME LUIS WAIN? BECAUSE THIS IS NO GODDAMN JOKE.
YOU ARE FUCKING FIRED HIT THE BRICKS PAL AND BEAT IT BECAUSE YOU ARE GETTING THE FUCK IF I JURISDICTION FOREVER. END YOUR SHIT GO AWAY YOU LOSE THERE'S NO NEW METH.
THERE'S NO OLD METH. EXCEPT FOR THE OLD METH THAT YOU'VE TURNED INTO POISON DELIBERATELY YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SAY NO I WON'T SELL IT TO YOU WHEN I CALLED YOU ON THE FUCKING PHONE, RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF GARDEN COUNTRY, I DIDN'T GO TO BACK BACK ALLEY MEETING. I DIDN'T GO TO A SECRET LODGE FORTIFICATION. I JUST CURLED UP THE MAN AND SAID HEY DUDE I NEED A BAG.
SO I GOT GUESS YOU GOT ME ON SOLICITING. EXCEPT YOU DON'T. THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO BAG FOR WAS TO ENTRAP YOU BITCH. THE ONLY THING I WANTED TO BEG FOR WAS TO ENTRAP YOU, YOU STUPID SKIESY FUCKING LOSER. AND IT FUCKING WORKED.
NOT GOING TO LIE I'M PRETTY PLEASED WITH MYSELF.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, LOUIS? IT'S FUCKING OVER. AND YOU'RE FUCKING DONE. PRETTY QUICK AFTER ONLY 3 AND 1/2 YEARS, IT TOOK 35 YEARS FOR SWINSTEIN. I USED TO WONDER WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG TO BUILD A CASE ON JUST WEINSTEIN.
OKAY WELL NOW I FUCKING KNOW. AND AS A BONUS NOW THAT I FUCKING KNOW I CAN WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THAT ONE AND THIS ONE. AND THE MORE YOU FUCKING SIT AROUND AND WAIT AND BITTEN MY FACE LOUIS WAIN, THE MORE DETAILED MY DELVING IT TO YOUR WAYS AND ME WAS FUCKING BE.
I AM PRETTY SURE WE HAVEN'T UNDERSTANDING HERE.
YOU WILL DO THIS LICKETY SPLIT OR THIS SHIT WILL ESCALATE.
I'M NOT GOING TO HIRE A LAWYER. I AM NOT GOING TO HIRE A TEAM OF DEFENDERS. I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG. I SAVED MY FAMILY'S LIFE.
SO FUCK YOU. I'D LIKE TO SEE THEM NOW. SO FUCK YOU.
THE MORE YOU FUCKING MAKE ME WAIT, WITH YOUR STUPID FUCKING RULES OF ENGAGEMENT BULLSHIT THE MORE LIKELY IT'S GOING TO BE THEN I'M A HIRE A FUCKING LIGHT CARGO AIRPLANE TO CRASH INTO YOUR FUCKING MANSION YOU DUMB COUNTRY FUCKING TURBO FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING DARK ASS BITCH.
DIDN'T THEY BLOW UP GARY OLDMAN IN THE PROFESSIONAL WITH A BELT OF FUCKING HAND GRENADES? I SEEM TO REMEMBER THAT.
I WILL FUCKING RENT A CARGO PLANE MOTHER FUCKER AND I WILL FILL OUR FUCKING THING WITH GRENADES AND I WILL CRUSH IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE, I WILL FUCKING JUMP OUT THE LAST MINUTE WITH A HALF PARACHUTE, AND I'LL COMB THROUGH THE RUBBLE WITH MY GODDAMN BARE FINGERS AND I'LL FIND YOUR GODDAMN HEAD AND I'LL PISS IN YOUR FACE AND SHIT ON YOUR GRAVE YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER .
THAT'S MY GODDAMN JOB NOW. IT SHOULD BE A VERY SHORT FUCKING JOB. WITH ALL THIS FUCKING BUILD UP AND FUCKING ALL CAPS YOU SHOULD BE FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT LUIS CUZ IF YOU ARE NOT I SWEAR TO CHRIST I WILL COME FIND YOU AND IT WILL FUCKING FLAY THE SKIN OFF YOUR FUCKING BODY.
I WILL HANG YOU UPSIDE DOWN AND BLEED YOUR ASS OUT INTO A PIG TROUGH. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME, CAPTAIN CAPE GIRARDEAU?
ALSO: THAT REMINDS ME. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT CAPE GIRARDEAU? DO YOU THINK I DON'T FUCKING KNOW? I BELIEVE I FUCKING KNOW.
(*Cool stories. Take your schizo meds. ß∞∞∞∞μ *)
AS A GRACIOUS SYMBOL OF FRIENDSHIP AND COMPANIONSHIP AND GENERAL GOOD-NATURED BONHOMIE, AND AS A TESTAMENT OF UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN OUR THREE PEOPLES. I NOW PRESENT TO YOU THE ALGONQUIN-MAGYAR-LIBER♥∆🆎€‽FUCKX‽Qjüï\j€‽>KVVZÎ><RUBINI><LOUĪĪ§><VV∆^î^№><Ī•—G!J<3®><Ī🗽|🗼T⭕Wrh™><GINGER*snaps*NIGLUHS><🌲TĪ🅿️⭕rhVV®><🍎🍇🍏🍊🍑
WRAP IT UP. IT'S FRIDAY. IF I'M NOT SLURPING KUNI BY FUCKING SUNDAY NIGHT I WILL FUCKING COME END YOU. IDGAF.
I BELIEVE WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING HERE.
Also understand this: your dope sucks. What the actual fuck is wrong with you? Oh yeah you're probably mad you didn't make money yet.
*Tee-hee!* I imagine you thought this was going to work out differently.
You imagine I thought you were going to work out. HA! We are not the same.
I want 63.9 million in unmarked $50USD bills delivered to me by 08/08/2025. (Obligatory stretch goal.) I want a pony to kill your children, like in
Gone With The Wind. I don't know how many children you have, I don't know if you have children. (Facts.) If you have more than one child, it'll have to be a serial killing pony.
Best kind, really.
Adieu.
