Author Topic: Books, do people still read them anymore? AzzGab BookClub  (Read 31044 times)

Re: Books, do people still read them anymore? AzzGab BookClub
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2023, 07:36:34 AM »

Re: Books, do people still read them anymore? AzzGab BookClub
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2025, 06:41:57 AM »
From an upcoming anthology of anachronistic crime fiction.

                  One Less Friend by M C Lazer
                     
                                Part I
                   
 "Everthing points to you, my unfortunate friend, as the culprit in this madness."
 
The Inspector softly rolled his fingers on the desk and stared intently as if directly through the seated figure. A limp dishevelled head slowly raised itself to meet his gaze. The expressionless face, subtly, imperceptibly, warped into a fiendish grin.

"i hated that swine with a sulfurous passion, but never had the heart to gut his sickly carcass."

                           To be continued

Re: Books, do people still read them anymore? AzzGab BookClub
« Reply #17 on: September 13, 2025, 09:12:44 AM »
From an upcoming anthology of anachronistic crime fiction.

                  One Less Friend by M C Lazer
                     
                                Part I
                   
 "Everthing points to you, my unfortunate friend, as the culprit in this madness."

Nice false choice. (Everything actually points at Keith and Aquino and Victor and Vince and Victim, Primary Victim.) Hi, Keith! You're a WOPr!

I saw Bailey J. Last night, while getting arrested. That was cool. They were making sure that I wasn't buying too many of the whacky tobacckies at the Oink🛑§🔝🅿️.

The woman who was given the loaded package at the Kush 21 had the name that started with the same letters as the woman who has the same store’s branded logo on her bumper sticker.

It has a cannabis leaf. She doesn't use cannabis. She says, “I like the logo.” okay, I like your face.

It's something about you that's not shitting on me.

Re: Books, do people still read them anymore? AzzGab BookClub
« Reply #18 on: September 13, 2025, 09:30:32 AM »
Naught:

That was fun!

Of course it was fun! You got to arrest me and then I saw your eyes in the backse of the car and I also saw your eyes showing up. Well, it's a long story but let's just say that you don't take jokes very well. You're much more humorous when you don't have your your hauled by a psychotic battle angel. Oh the bright side. You're very effective one.

I'll also you appear to be a needle dependent sex junkie attic. Like he just lay there dude. What kind of a man just lays there? Well, the kind that doesn't dive for hot dough KNitz.

One nice thing about solving the crime: that's NOT my job. That's why I don't talk to T: show your War, Kings.

(I can change the C-PART COUNTER-P TWIN🅿️🅿️🔥🔥lame∆same∆sam0, (PROT). Can k`G. Yew >KD`?

Also; I found out how Inner Reach raped the wrong Rosebud
. It's not really a funny story.

Save it for my mother's mother. She and BjD must have been... intimates with... F¡dayL∆.

FĪ. çurn F_¡day. SEmper Sim 🆑oude. (This limited hangout is awesome. Hey, check out the big brain on ADB.ad)


This is nothing. Wait until you see what I say when the trial starts. I'll give you both barrels of monkeys.

If you ever do what you did tonight again, I'll fucking have you fucking killed. How the fuck do you get up the gumption to let Jared and Jaime and CLeah and Chloe and Lil’ Killah-🅱️🆎rπ🅰️ßE back on to the streets, I have no idea.

I'm not about to start stating again to find out. p.s.:. Still— no hugs.

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FLAWLESS VICTORY.
EWE WiN.


Also, this is like A.I. No wonder Spielberg couldn't face it. All that work, just to watch his friend relapse on Allegra⁰ⁿ&∆&⁰ⁿ∆non.

When sibling rivalry manifests as mother/daughter, that's okay, ish. When it comes out as the special bond between a cash jockey and their concierge... that's where I draw the line, Ⓜ️∆ñG.

As G-d as my witness, I truly believed some of you had this whore that never sleeps; with the fishes, or otherwise.

Re: Books, do people still read them anymore? AzzGab BookClub
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2025, 11:32:58 PM »
Read the adventures of buckaroo bonsai across the 8th dimension by Earl Mack Rock (sic) and, while you'll probably not believe me when I say that I had nothing to do with it, I can say easily now I know exactly how your book got deleted.


You're an a****** and a s***** writer, and it was just a cover for your writing reports on everybody that you knew that you were going to sell out because you're lying f****** Satanist little b****, James Michael pull out everybody take a bow.


Quote from: “just another feinding drunk”
Sow there.



Trust me when I say this: you're never going to work in this galaxy again. Keep your badge and your service roof all over and eat both with f****** mustard on top for I give a f*** because you are f****** done. And it doesn't matter if you agree or even know.


It's already done. I did it. I confess I confess. Your name is mud and remember you can always go after me in the civil courts.

If you spend my quarters make sure you buy something really nice because you lose one f****** one of them you're going to go straight to f****** hell. Spontaneous combustion. Believe it.


PS:  Vlad The Impaler is no pussy... And now you know why I'm not to be truffled with.


Trifles are Magyar shit. Good day Sir. (You and your team are more boned at this moment than you can possibly imagine and there's nothing you can do about it... And all you had to do was not steal from me until the truth. But that was too hard for you. And you've got drugs and guns and cars and the phone numbers everyone that I love most of whom you kill and f***.) I SAID GOOD DAY SIR.

* Jackstar wonders what else might look good going out with the wind today.


Try me. Go on, do it I want you to. /r∆vv®. You bald-headed racist idiot f***.

Also Mr Trump says he'll fire you later when you least expect it. Oh but wait I'm just a schizophrenic? Well just stand down then go back to your regular duties, Sir? But wait you're a huge steamy faggot.


Reminder you can't write and you need guns and help and you still couldn't do anything other than just piss me off and bring this to a spectacular conclusion. And you're better than who how? Let's see you write an essay about that.

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NICK OFF HER MAN AND DROWS, FUCK YOU TOO.

Also you're going to have to pay double price for all the tickets to break in three. (Solemn vow.) I bet you didn't even know I had the rights to that property.


And you bet that you knew what the f*** to do WITH ME.


/ahnold WRONG.


WOOF.🖕🖕